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Tue July 14, 2020
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Now people are dying while waiting in line at drive-thru COVID-19 testing sites
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Parking Lot Patty decides to park in a space for electric cars, and gets called out for it. Her reply involved coronavirus, Grindr, and at least two bored security guards
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Los Angeles, San Diego and San Bernardino school boards vote to hold online only classes for the upcoming school year. What say you, Orange County?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but the Bonhomme Richard is still aflame, with the temperature of the flames reaching over a thousand degrees. No idea if that is Celsius or Fahrenheit though
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Username does NOT check out
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Grant Imahara dead at 49 due to sudden brain aneurysm
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Low bridge bagels
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Couple keeps spark in the relationship
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
For approximately 24 hours, it was a living metaphor for the Trump administration
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Because it's 2020, the odds have tripled for a major earthquake along the San Andreas fault
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Mon July 13, 2020
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Casino bans indoor smoking over coronavirus risks. Burning up your savings playing slots is still OK
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
According to the poll's data, by 70-22 percent, New Yorkers prefer the government's priority be containing the spread of COVID-19, even if it hurts the economy. Maybe some people are listening after all
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Along with being refurbished, officials are also deciding on a new name for the sculpture - Goatse and Dat A## are candidates
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
I'm SO glad somebody finally found the man responsible for all of those COVID-19 deaths
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A record 5.4 million Americans have lost their health insurance in the pandemic. World's greatest healthcare system, ladies and gentlemen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Airplanes have always been metal tubes of festering disease. Now they are tubes of fatal disease? Pass, until there's a Rona vaccine
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cop points his gun at cuffed black man for refusing to give his name. Officers on the scene stand by and watch. Wait, they intervened, reported the bad cop and he has now been fired, arrested and charged? What is this world coming to?
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
7pm Eastern (or thereabouts) - it's the Fark News Summary Livestream. One of the many fringe Covid-19 items Drew's been keep an eye on seems to have legs after all. Plus Great White are trying to kill us all, both the band and the sharks. And some other fun stuff
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this comet
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Back to a "new" Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT). A Triple Play of Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and starting a new 15 part Superman episode, and a Fred Allen interview of Jerry Siegel
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Burn Facebook to the farking ground and salt the smoking rubble, exhibit #7,395
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(Pinterest)
 
 
 
Looks like "Get a brain, morans" guy has found a new career
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Japan blames US for 'not taking coronavirus seriously' after major outbreaks at military bases in Okinawa
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you have "man stealing catalytic converters to cover gambling debts" on your COVID-19 Criminal Bingo card. Step up to collect your prize
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because what 2020 needs is disturbing an Indian burial site
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New study suggests herd immunity, much like your upcoming date with Morgan Fairchild, is not possible
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Did you know there's a search engine that plants trees for every search done? This month they planted their 100-millionth tree
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Last Call in California for a while
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How about we just say "Yes," but just use "because it's farking stupid" as the reason instead of trying to justify some nebulous security concerns?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this okra
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC: Shiat, where'd all the rich people go?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl. With yellow feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. ♫ She went to the beach. To work on her tan. ♫ She was turned away by police by the orders of The Man. At the CO-PAAAA...Don't fall in love. ♫
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
German Special forces and helicopters are deployed in a huge manhunt for camouflage-wearing, bow and arrow-wielding maniac who overpowered four cops and went on the run in forest
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why Boomers suck at technology, unless it involves reposting that FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT KILLARY message to Facebook
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Doctor confirms patient has gotten COVID-19 twice three months apart
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Europe should know a thing or two about hubris, and Coronavirus is ready for a reminder
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Aussie fishermen now looking for a bigger boat after great white shark attacks boat and takes chunks out of engine. Bonus: Being Aussies, one of them sticks his hand in the water with a GoPro to film it all (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Russia completes first human trials of COVID vaccine, polonium content unknown
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Day care centers in New York City set to reopen. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes, there are five great white sharks swimming off the New York and Jersey coast, but experts warn that driving to the beach or spending time on the beach is riskier
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Llamas prrovide kkey to iimmune therrapy for Covvid-19
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(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
Another dangerous criminal off the streets as woman was 'too busy getting stoned' and playing on her phone to notice police were closing in to arrest her
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Myrtle Beach roadside zoo? Meet Carole Farking Baskin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Abu Dhabi scores higher than Dubai in coronavirus economy, Scrabble
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Upset that you can't take a trip this year or a vacation? Here are some historical vacation disasters that should make you feel a bit better about your decision
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Subby thought aliens usually opted for a different orifice
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Two livestreamers who came down with COVID-19 symptoms at Disney World return the next day to make sure everyone has exactly as much fun as they did
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
That carrier/assault ship is still burning in San Diego. The superstructure has melted and partially collapsed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
They say any landing you walk away from is a good one, but what about one where you have to be cut out of the wreckage?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Store robbery foiled by throwing a pizza pie
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