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Wed May 23, 2018
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Apparently, every time someone driving a Tesla is in an accident, the news is going to report on it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
This is what happens if you are a police officer and you called backup while high
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
This will never be as popular as Banksy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Liver cheese isn't cheese, bologna is just weirdly shaped hot dog meat, and WTF is 'luncheon loaf' anyway? Have a sandwich and take the Weird News Quiz, April 13-19 Weird Sandwich Meat Edition
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I say, old chap, where's my car?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Party, June 23rd. Location: Headquarters Beercade
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Patient says she woke up from surgery in hotel room with sandwich in hand. No word on if it was a BLT
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crack
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(CNN)
 
 
 
MH370 search to officially end on May 29. CNN inconsolable
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
95% Ethyl Alcohol product, which you shouldn't drink, is being recalled due to contamination with methanol, which you also shouldn't drink
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist keeps provoking driver until the inevitable happens. And now a word from Chris Rock about understanding
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man missing from mental health facility, here is a picture of how he doesn't look
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Hotel pulls out after group seeks to break world record for largest orgy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: We caught one patient who escaped out of Ebola quarantine and the other two died from it while on the run. So, no need to panic. Everything is under control
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Will cow cuddling be the next big wellness trend? Proponents claim it's udder bliss
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA says some teething medications are unsafe for children, recommends parents stick to liquor
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meanwhile back in 1979, people were worried about exploding children
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these leaping feet
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(Jay Gatsby)
 
 
 
Now you can spend the night in the house where Zelda and F. Scott Fitzgerald cheated on Link
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Remember that animatronic band from Showbiz Pizza in the 1980s? Turns out they're performing now with an updated song list
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, the obvious question is, what was a guy who had his license suspended 14 times doing driving a school bus?
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Fargo man mistakenly runs full marathon instead of the half he'd signed up for, probably in attempt to run completely out of North Dakota
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
If you're still in L.A. on Wednesday and planning on going out of town for Memorial Day weekend, then you might as well cancel your plans
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Short circuit allows inmates to escape. Dammit, Johnny 5, stop doing that
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Skeletal remains' discovered in creek turn out to be Halloween decorations
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
How to not steal a 25' shed: don't drag it behind your vehicle
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(In the Mist?)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Feds Plan to Wipe Gorilla Snot on Giant Mine"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Morning traffic backed up for 12 miles on I-5 outside Tacoma after massive drowsy chicken feather mishap
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Volunteer firefighter set fire to two-story building because he wanted to respond to a fire call
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Crime in Florida is at 47-year-low, a drop attributed to public safety investments, police work, Governor Rick Scott's ability to echolocate criminals in the dark of night
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"A revealing new survey about the drinking habits of millennials showed many startling facts, but the one that most got my notice was this: 3.47 percent of millennial men are liars"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30-year-old sued by his parents for refusing to move out of their house looks exactly as you imagined him, relies on Google searches for his legal defense, and argues with the judge when shown the appellate court decision that overrode his argument
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Seriously, which one of you hated your child so much you named him/her after the Queen Beeyotch of the Universe? Wait, which 11 of you?
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman has to check reCAPTCHA form to prove she's human. News: In person. At a car dealership. "The dealership confirmed it would sell a car to a robot, so long as it had a social security number an ID"
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Plane crashes at Lookout Pass, witnesses say that's what the pilot was yelling as he glided in
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Pawn shop posts sign: "We sell AR-15's because we're not Dick's." Discovers a lot of people think they are
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Someone has found a use for the dead wasteland that is Google Plus. Unfortunately, it's ISIS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female pilot has the perfect comeback for two sexist male passengers and their female driver remarks. 'The fact is, I can fly an £80m jet and you can't.'
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Hawaii man says 'incredibly powerful and hot' lava almost cut his leg in half. Was apparently expecting the cool and lethargic lava
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rock climber
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(Guardian)
 
Woofday
 
Meet Guy, the rescue Beagle from Kentucky who now lives in Kensington Palace. No, not Some Guy from Kentucky; that's Drew. This Guy is a dog. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
If you're going to shoplift three days in a row, wearing your sheriff's deputy uniform won't help disguise you
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Our Lady of lewds
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Johnny Dope kills guy with his guitar
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Kids approach adults in park and ask to use swing set. Adults say yes. Then it gets Farkworthy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Grimace
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
University installs new bike rack, fails to notice design flaw. Crap
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After he was killed in a car accident, victim's dad made sure his son's girlfriend had a date to the Prom. Is it dusty in here or what?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Portnoy's done complaining
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The sinkhole that opened up on the White House lawn? It happened exactly one year after a sinkhole opened up on the Mar-a-Lago lawn. Spooky tag is off looking for Buffy
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