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Mon December 10, 2018
(Londonist)
 
 
 
Cash machine in London, England will read your tweets for 2018, decide if you've been naughty or nice, and dispense a lump of coal or chocolate coins. Either outcome still worth more than the British Pound
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gavin McInnes reaches rare Yolo Minneapolis level: he's now banned on YouTube and has no media outlets left
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Group hopes refugee camps can be improved by running them like music festivals, presumably meaning more drugs and fewer port-a-potties
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
♫ No one fights like Gascón, takes guns on flights like Gascón, retaliates against those that he spites like Gascón ♫
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Winter storm that hit Southeast US kills at least one, leaves more than 300,000 customers without power, forces cancellation of over 1000 flights. In other news, milk and bread distributors spotted yacht shopping, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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(The State)
 
 
 
The war on Christmas now includes a scorched earth policy
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(WDTV Bridgeport)
 
 
 
Like the start of every X-file episode ever: A search is underway after police find the ATV that four missing men were last seen riding, parked near the entrance of an abandoned, and supposedly sealed coal mine in WV
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Another result of climate change? Secret mutant fugu. Charles Xavier unavailable for comment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Millennials you're going to get to be rich, we just don't know when yet
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Woman throws baby during argument over Amazon purchases. Twice
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
'Hey, let's climb up on the school roof tonight' Six police cars and a fire truck later: 'We've made a terrible mistake'
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
If you're going to be a porch pirate these days, you really should think about how you're going to look in your mugshot. You should also hope you get something better than a half gallon urine jug & some dog food
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After checking her ID twice, calling her supervisor, and talking to the patient, the police officer still believed the woman wearing scrubs was part of an elaborate ruse to work as a nurse while black
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently someone in Washington State REALLY doesn't want a complimentary copy of "The Watchtower" or to talk about their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former Russian cop already in jail for 22 murders has been arrested for 55 more as DNA and forensic evidence linked him to other unsolved murders, setting a new national record for a serial killer in Russia or the former USSR
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's official: Too much screen time for children is causing premature thinning of parts of the brain and could have a detrimental effect in the long run. If you're reading this on a mobile device, don't worry; we're adults and therefore a lost cause
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(WDTV Bridgeport)
 
 
 
Too busy to catch the nativity play at church? Won't be able to see your kids reenact the play at their school? The Middleville Baptist church in Bridgeport, West Virginia has got you covered
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery driver claims he can give up foods for month at a time and only live on air and sunlight, which are just the worst pizza toppings
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kirk Douglas is kicking Father Time in the balls, as he just celebrated his 102nd birthday
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(Some Powderhead)
 
 
 
Photoshop this holey fort
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
More than half of motorists screened in the UK over the summer failed drug tests. No wonder they all drive on the wrong side of the road
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Soy sauce 'colon cleanse' hoax goes horribly wrong with woman left brain dead after trying fake internet trend
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida student who was left in a wheelchair after a debilitating spinal injury defies the odds by walking across the stage to collect his university diploma using an exoskeleton
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
True meaning of Watership Down revealed by daughters of creator: "It's just a story about rabbits"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
These boots were made for dying
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Schools in one state are really, really effective at covering up crimes, whether it's rape, gun violence, or assaults
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Ottawa health authorities threaten to suspend 25,000 students unless their vaccinations are up to date - your move anti-vaxxers
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Paralyzed Humboldt Broncos player appears to be living out a sequel to Final Destination
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
A Rhode Island school has decided to deal with unpaid student lunch balances by... A) Forgiving all the debts. B) Asking the public for help Or C) Turning over the debts to a collection agency
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you look up, you'll fall down
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The generation that enjoyed the 'summer of love' in the sixties is now suffering from unprecedented levels of STIs in their sixties. (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Skip)
 
 
 
Bro, do you even jump?
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Sun December 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's the most wonderful time of the year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Last night's party was the bomb
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
The adoption process is hard enough without discovering the baby probably never existed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh police investigating the distribution of antisemitic pamphlets near the scene of the synagogue terror attack
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The list of top dog names for 2018 makes you realize that people are a lot better at naming dogs than at naming other people
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moth staring at you
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
"Post Death Medicaid Lien" is the latest in thing in the American health care system. (rolls eyes)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The real question is, how the fark do you concealed-carry an AK-47?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Elvis has left the sidewalk
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jack Sparrow impersonator who was married to ghost of 300-year-old pirate: "We're going arrrr separate ways"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, Urhines. Looks like there's competition for stupid baby names
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exterminator
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Tiny violins sought as infamous Alabama speed trap town sinks into further financial trouble
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"He called himself 'shark bait' because he was a surfer," says old chum
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wilfred DeFour, 100-year-old Tuskegee airman from World War II, dies
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
And so it begins: arrest made at a Texas church for religious intolerance
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
95-year-old federal judge puts his gavel down twice a week, laces up his boots, and goes ice dancing with his Russian coach
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Letters from the War on Christmas
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