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Wed July 18, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
6th Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 18, 6pm - VIP Sold Out
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The horror show we call the Trump presidency got your stress levels up? Come rest your weary head by watching some brown bears fish for salmon (live)
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Never throw the baby out with the bathwater. Also, calling in bogus reports that it was thrown out of a moving car and over a cliff is similarly bad, even if not quite as terse a saying
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I like my women like Eddie Izzard likes his coffee
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Marines always brag about how they are the best and now it's been proven to be true. The Marines have won bragging rights as the biggest binge drinkers. Slemper flii sirrr
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: California fixer-upper sells for $1.4 million. News: The entire town. Fark: Listed at under one million, but the agent did some phenomenal staging
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Eight Mile is on fire, prompting mandatory evacuations and rap battles
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Cougar in deadly attack had 'no abnormalities' according to report. Apparently, a haze of Dolce and Gabbana is just natural for the species
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Tue July 17, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
When awakened by demons, reach for your bible, and when that proves to be insufficient as an improvised bludgeon there's always pipes and frying pans as options
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $54,000 worth of textbooks from law school. Police hope to recover the 12 volumes soon
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
What is more Florida than a couple posing for pictures with deputies after they're arrested for speeding and a chase? And don't forget the heroin and cocaine possession too. Say cheese
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Two men charged after modifying Rock, Paper, Scissors to include, Axe, Hammer, Shotgun
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
"Dispatch said traffic was down to one lane around mile marker 133, but it is now back to normal" And by "Normal" they mean there are hopefully no more tractor trailers full of horses on fire
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Neighborhood Revitalization Complete: We have purchased the crack hotel's neon palm tree
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Cat's butthole writes complaint. No word on if it was wearing lipstick
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Japanese PM Shinzo Abe's looking at out the window
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A tale of two asses
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Deep color, velvety red, no real sign of ageing, still very youthful and firm berry fruits on the nose, heavily Cabernet in style, blackcurrant leaf, with a cedar wood / cigar box spice coming through, followed by a strong mouse finish
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(CNN)
 
 
 
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I hates that rassa-frackin' no-good fire
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"Look, this high-risk tunnel filled with radioactive waste could just collapse at any moment, we gotta fix it." "Now, now, let's not be hasty, let's let the public weigh in with comments first"
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(WESA Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Scientist get grant to drink and hook up. I mean to study beer goggles - they are real
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
U.S. death rates from liver cancer have risen 43% since 2000 and anybody familiar with the Politics tab understands the use of the Obvious tag
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man dies of heart attack in Disney World wave pool, will be posthumously renamed Bob
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Virgin Mary statue weeps olive oil. Unclear at this point if it's virgin olive oil
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents are now throwing their daughters period parties. Expect all kinds of strings to be pulled so guests can have a bloody good time
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Missing hiker found in 'good condition,' which is like mint condition but only worth about half as much
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Photoshop a use for this impractical contraption
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Burned chicken, coconut rum and a weaponized anchor. Just another Tuesday in Florida
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Your near-daily white folk call cops on black folk thread. Today's offense: a hard screen in a pickup basketball game
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Woman kills mother after being left out of will in favor of siblings. Wonder what might have prompted that decision
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman busted for selling meth appears very happy to have been awake for four straight days
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
The story of the only person in Missouri ever convicted of the crime of "causing a catastrophe." What's the next level after that, crimes against humanity?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Definitive proof Scottish people will drink anything
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(Today)
 
 
 
In a shockingly unplanned, utterly non-contrived, crazily spontaneous turn of events, swimsuit model takes the catwalk while nursing her newborn because it just happened -- again, pure coincidence here -- to be the kid's dinner time
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Today's alert on what will kill your children faster than a bag of rattlesnakes in their beds is . . . Chips Ahoy cookies
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Bicyclist versus lift bridge. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
HELP WANTED: Mattress firm looking to hire a 'snoozetern.' Applicants must be 18 or older and "proficient in napping, regardless of time of day"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of 5 enraged that his neighbor put up an anti-child mosquito alarm on her house so the kids will stay off her property. In related news, there's something that's called a mosquito alarm that will keep kids off your lawn
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Living the pug life: Police post mugshot of lost dog, bail paid in cookies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-07-01 to Sat 2018-07-07. Sunbathing at weddings, Hunter Tess Thompson, tornado suspect, and Instagraaaaaaa
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
An English woman travelled all the way to the Jersey Shore and all she got was an umbrella impaled through her
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Japan has a ninja shortage, and is willing to pay you $85,000 to become one
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Voting machine manufacturer ES&S installed modems and PC-Anywhere on election tabulation machines, making the worst decision for security short of leaving ballot boxes on a Moscow street corner
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Pope says "like a virgin" is ok. Madonna nods in approval
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Lava bomb hits Hawaii tour boat after captain fails his saving throw against fire mage
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CVS fires the two employees who called the cops on a black woman trying to use an incontinence coupon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So apparently a couple of months ago the Navajo Nation tried to buy gun maker Remington for $500 million and had a plan to end civilian sales of AR-15's and handguns and invest heavily in R&D to create "smart guns"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this future fridge, 1959
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Get ready Ohio - Stormy Daniels is coming again
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