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Tue September 18, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man suspected in bat attacks on homeless is not the suspect the police need, but the suspect police want
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gold-Paint-Huffing-Man has a brother from another mother
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Mother and daughter in Palo Alto pushed to the ground and robbed. Police are on the lookout for...Vash the Stampede. No word on a $66,000,000 reward
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sesame Street writer ends speculation about whether Bert and Ernie are gay
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man caught shaving on a train says his life is all screwed up
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(Some Dandy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Owl and the Prissycat
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Grocery store customer seen pulling down his pants and rubbing produce -- fruit, apparently -- on his buttocks, then putting it back on the shelves. Finally, the source of the E. coli outbreak
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(The Daily Beast)
 
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Corpse that sparked a rescue operation turned out to be a sex doll
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Public speaking isn't something anyone uses any longer, so why are schools still teaching it? Oh man I'm so nervous right now...I forgot what I was going to say
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The Electric Pussycat sounds like a strip bar but in truth it's a power outage
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
32 dead so far from Florence. Trump says, no way, it was only like five a few days ago. The Democrats are trying to make him look bad
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Congratulations Canada, you're about to have your very own Dead Sea
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
"Hawaii has a shortage of doctors." Wait... What? Hawaii? Why on earth... Oh, greed
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fresh from the stunning success of the Hindenburg, Germany introduces: the hydrogen train
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts: A Russian spy aircraft has gone down as Syrian air defenses responded to an Israeli missile barrage, and the French are being blamed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Okay, let's go over again what the term "car pool" means
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Second grader brings loaded gun to school for impromptu "show and tell." What could go wrong?
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Mon September 17, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man auditions for role of Mr. Wilson in gritty Dennis the Menace reboot
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The Episcopal Church has never been so inclusive, so nonjudgmental, or flung its doors more open. So why is everybody leaving?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
He died doing what he loved. Getting eaten by bears
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(Some Flitterer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Peacock Butterfly
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you a sampling of songs that were added to my iTunes library in the month of September
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California has had a de facto open market for pot for twenty years, but delivery... yeah, that'll be the trigger for the long-awaited "spike in crime" from 'the menace of marijuana'
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
By 2025 machines will do more work than humans
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested at Delhi airport for attempting to smuggle over 1 kg of gold bars in his rectum. Damn near killed him?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After the Serena cartoon, Australians ask "are we racist" and conclude "yeah, a little"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fireman
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man who was run over by a garbage truck while sunbathing in a park humblebrags that his six-pack abs saved his life
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Scientists may have discovered why your phone battery holds a charge for three days when it's new, yet only three hours after you've owned it a while
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Town residents have no reason to be alarmed, the cause of an eerie lullaby on loudspeaker going off at midnight was only due to spiders
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby born with four legs and two penises draws a crowd, two names in the snow
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Baby walkers still sending thousands of kids to ER despite warnings from Jon Snow
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Fifteen-year-old boy cited for driving drunk. While an infant was in the vehicle. While the infant's intoxicated mother was in the vehicle. While another drunk underage passenger was in the vehicle. Okay, I'm done now
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk sued for libel by British Thai cave rescuer. Dude, that's harsh
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If you happen to see a monkey hanging out around New Iberia, LA, please inform the local research lab and go watch the movie "Outbreak"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Should we not have performed fake sex changes as a way to punish preschoolers? Was that wrong?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet Tony Alsup, a TN trucker who's spending his own money to drive a bus across SC and save as many dogs and cats from flooded shelters as he can. "Animals...always have to take the back seat of the bus. But I'll give them their own bus"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
2018 Father of the Year has been announced
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man shoots himself in leg in Chuck E. Cheese, proving again that the only things more terrifying than a giant animatronic mascot band are the people that watch it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dave publicly shamed for failing to pay his bills. Don't be like Dave
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"Hurricane update: We have an alligator crossing the road"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There's an oral sex loophole in Florida's bestiality law. It took Florida Man to figure that out
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hovercraft. (Difficulty: No eels)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Freddie Oversteegen, a Dutch resistance fighter who killed Nazis through seduction during World War II, dies at 92
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Audit: Massachusetts issued 1900 driver's licenses to dead people, which explains Massachusetts drivers
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Did you have a delay or cancellation flying through Phoenix on Sunday? You can thank the guy who left his rental car idling to help his girlfriend check in to her flight
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After the hurricane, a large island of people, without power, are cut off from the rest of the world. This time, however, the island is Wilmington, North Carolina
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Man gets out of car, pulls gun, shoots another man in front of police, lives to tell about it
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(Medium)
 
 
 
We've reached peak connectivity with everyone, but what if we just want to be alone?
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