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Fri October 19, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Putin: The sun is setting on America's global domination
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Did he or didn't he? Pompeo denies listening to recording of Khashoggi murder; but Turkish source says he did. Bricktop unavailable for comment
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutors to Roman Catholic Church in Pennsylvania, "Here's your subpoenas, we'll be in touch"
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
It's just like Cinderella, only with a gold grill instead of glass slippers, and an armed robbery instead of a ball
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Thu October 18, 2018
(Chron)
 
 
 
Woman caught on camera playing Ding Dong Ditch apparently forgot to tell her friend's 2-year old the plan
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(WPTZ)
 
 
 
Opposing Vermont political candidates sing kumbaya after debate
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
If you're going to butt-dial 911, make sure there isn't a warrant for your arrest. You'll embarrass yourself in front of your Walmart coworkers
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(The State)
 
 
 
Any excuse to use the words "South Carolina soldier sextortion scam" ... Soldiers beware of PlentyofFish and girls sending nudes, especially when they could actually be dudes sitting in prison cells
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Healdsburg artist offers $1000 for his 21-foot, 800-pound hammer back. He thought it was a prank and would turn up somewhere funny, maybe they got hurt lifting it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
ISIS has taken 700 hostages, including Americans. Promises to execute 10 per day until demands are met
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Officials in Gulf and Bay county Florida decide people haven't suffered enough so they're banning alcohol sales
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Broke as hell? Why not do what this guy did and fly across the country to break into an author's house for treasure. What could go wrong?
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Not putting a teacup where Granny wanted it? That's a shot in the leg
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Suddenly ... balls in your face
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Man survives fall into mine shaft, kills 3 snakes. Indiana Jones not impressed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ah, yes, the old 'my surgically enhanced lips are too large for me to blow into the breathalyzer, officer' trick
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well, we killed the biggest plant, which was also the biggest organism. I TOLD you we weren't gonna remember to water that thing. Time to get a plastic one
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(Bzzzzt)
 
 
 
Photoshop this low-capacity electronic thingy
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Like shooting fish in a barrel. Lethargic, giggling fish that is
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Researchers claim memes cause obesity. Owl:"O'RLY?". Christopher Walken:"This study needs more cowbell." Doge:"Much research. Such study. Wow." Boromir:"One does not simply claim memes cause obesity"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why there is no basis to the myth that cannabis cures cancer. In other news, there is a myth that cannabis cures cancer. Still no cure for the Daily Fail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman playing with her dogs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Black man sentenced to 8 years in Miss. prison for marijuana he said was legally obtained in Oregon"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Whale-watchers "in complete awe" over great white shark encounter, with a helpful pic of the shark eating what they were looking for
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man killed in Trump Tower fire is sued by Trump Organization for $90K in condo fees he didn't pay because he was dead
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because sometimes Fark just needs to have a Bob Ross thread
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
With Carroll Spinney retiring as Big Bird, just a friendly reminder from 2015 that NASA almost sent Big Bird to his death on the Challenger
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for 4th DUI with .387 BAC. And batshiat crazy mugshot goodness
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Teenagers are becoming obese due to: A) fast food, B) video games, or C) memes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Sex-crazed fish becoming super horny because of huge levels of antidepressants in water supply
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man made off with five cases of Bud Light in 'textbook' beer theft, police say. Tag is for his selection
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Science gives your little head permission to have sex with your ex. Your big head reminds you why they are your ex
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's not just Fark that thinks Piers Morgan is an asshat
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's the mid 90s all over again as Mad Cow Disease emerges on a UK farm
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Obviously these idiots who got themselves wedged in the most ridiculous places have not met the slatted wooden chair yet
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this good boy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Now how did these pills get into the Halloween parade candy"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
By the time you get done reading this article, subby will have ignored four telemarketing calls for numbers he did not know. Subby's mom's voice will probably be on the other end of three of them, but that's his cross to bear
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, some truth in advertising: "Nebraska: It's not for everyone"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Smarter than the average bear
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's a rare purple flower in India that only blooms every 12 years, and it just did. So I guess we can expect a new Batman any day now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK police spent £18,000 and sent more than 100 officers to 45-hour stand-off with one man who was MOONING them from rooftop, no word if elderberries were involved
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tornado Alley shifting eastward to where there are more trailer parks to destroy
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Man orders Subway sandwich, then robs the place. Comes back because he forgot his sandwich. Eat fresh
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto 'cheats' homes raided. Suspects reportedly fled the scene, stole a car, drove into oncoming traffic, then pulled into a spray shop to lose their 2 star wanted level
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Divers swim through 90 feet of raw sewage to unclog giant, hairy fatberg. By comparison, how's your day going?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Gardner arrested for plant thefts
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Designers develop human "horse blinders" to keep open office workers from being distracted. Will work on cubicle salt lick stone installation next
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 702: "Toys in the Attic". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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