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Mon July 23, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York City's Metropolitan Transportation Authority started an $800 million project designed to make the subway system better. So far, it's made everything worse
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
State Fair Monorail Fire is the name of my Hayseed Dixie cover band
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(New Vision)
 
 
 
A groundskeeper dying of cancer will testify against Roundup weed killer in a trial that could have massive implications
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
PROBLEM: Solitary confinement is illegal for inmates under 21 in NYC, and jailers loooove them some solitary. SOLUTION: Just ship the kids outside NYC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Death at a funeral
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario Government: "When Mexico sends its people to help fight our wildfires, they're sending their best"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Russia bombed them and then demanded to interrogate them. America refused to help them. So Canada and some others snuck them out of Syria and gave them and their families homes. Tag is for the White Helmets urban SAR team, safe at last
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Teenager hangs notes on bridge, prevents at least six suicides
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Not News: Mass shooting. News: 14 victims including at least 1 dead. News Flash: Canada
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"[N-word]ish" is not a word, so please don't blame autocorrect if you text it
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Sun July 22, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Some father and son pairs do everything together. These two served in the military together, were cops together, and are now inmates in Palm County jails at the same time
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Family who live on a "pirate ship" in the middle of a boat graveyard say they've become something of a tourist attraction. Ya think?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Just how the fark do you contaminate crackers with salmonella? Seriously?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this inked swimmer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"We served out of date food for our wedding and everyone loved it"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chicago finally triumphs over New York for something besides pizza
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Lion doesn't sleep tonight when you pose next to it for a photo. Of course a lawsuit is only a whim-a-way (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We're getting a blood moon next Friday, so prepare for everyone to rant about the End Times again
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boy, 14, harpoons himself through eye, public sends Get Whale Soon wishes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: All 13 passengers and crew survive plane crash with very minor injuries. Damn tragedy: Plane was the "Bluebonnet Belle," one of the last seven WWII C-47B's still in airworthy condition
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this countess caravan, San Francisco 1918
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(Limerick Leader)
 
 
 
Some people fail to realize that they just aren't cut out for driving, even after being convicted of violations 107 times
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
How do you like dem melons?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A 14-year-old boy was banned from performing his spectacularly amazing drag act by his stuffy school for completely made up "law"
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
A year ago, law enforcement officials from around the globe took down several of the largest "dark web" destinations, crippling a large portion of the online black market. So, how are things going a year later?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: The worst book I ever read
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Gallant pays and tips his cab driver. Goofus bites driver's arm, hits him in the face with bolt cutters, and hides in a restaurant bathroom
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
The methiest mugshot you'll probably ever see. Meth: not even once
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cheeky dancers, Feb. 1940, Eufaula, Oklahoma
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Emergency rooms these days seem to charge for everything except the sink. Las Vegas' Centennial Hills Hospital: "Hold my stethoscope"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fark foodies, another of our heroes has gone to get in line at the great taco truck in the sky
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Florida Man has more money than sense
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Mother and son in court for a domestic violence case get detained by ICE agents
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Lost Moon
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
1902 motorized city bus looks ultra-cool to me, but somehow triggers the Jalopnik writer into fear
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ugly assed baby snow leopard is born to eat your face. Dawwwwww
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: A neckbeard Nazi walks into a mall
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Remember the US air base that lost grenades and an M240 machine gun? Canadian artillery unit goes one better with a 105mm howitzer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One woman dead after shooting inside California Trader Joe's
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Sat July 21, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A look at how Corelle dishes became the symbol of assimilation
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Charlottesville "crying Nazi" pleads guilty, gets banned from Virginia
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In San Francisco, owning a business while black will earn you a visit from the cops
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jesus wept
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona's plethora of license plate choices raise over $10 million for different organizations, still confuse law enforcement agencies
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Crisco in a disco
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Drunk guy manages to drive the wrong way on I-10 in Houston, in the HOV lanes, for 10 miles, without hitting anything. Ta da
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Man surprised that his website rentahitman.com is actually being contacted by people who want a hitman. Owners of contractkiller.com and wewhackpeople.net reportedly sympathetic
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
If you're going to turn your home into a grow house, it really helps to pay your utility bills on time
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Saga Prefecture Dental Association unveils horror-themed videos with zombies and Sabako the creepy tooth fairy, reminding children to brush their teeth ... or else
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Millennials are risking their retirement accounts to buy homes, although what sort of home you can buy for $6.27 and a few sticky bottlecaps is anyone's guess
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