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Sat August 13, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
"The suspect ran away but was tracked with the help of a K9. Deputies found him hiding under a tarp on Highway 62." -The Oregonians
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Defund the [insert three letter agency here]
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(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
Your host is traveling home from vacation, but fret not, Noise Factor at 10:30pm ET is still happening. Nine Inch Nails, the feature special will get you through, I hope. NIN, David Bowie, Skinny Puppy, and more
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Let's see... run a red light (check), almost hit bikers (check), shoot at them when they chase you (check), ram a deputy's car (check), crash your BMW in a park (BINGO)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hi we heard you were gullible so we're offering you a TV that cures cancer but only works if you're gullible
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tranquil valley
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
The Swing Through The Alphabet continues on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) tonight at the letter 'F'. 15 songs in this week's Birthday Corner. Will Superman's secret identity be revealed at Metropolis Stadium or can Batman succeed in fooling the crowd?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Restaurants, TV hucksters, social media personalities, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 4-10: Fraud Alert Edition
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
SF store owner shot with 'homemade gun' after man becomes furious he didn't win lottery. What are the odds?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Idiot tourist from country that starts with 'A' arrested for riding a moped through the ruins of Pompeii. No not America
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Nice car you got here. Be a real shame if something were to happen to it
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Smartphones might actually be improving your memory. The phenomenon of "digital dementia" might not be real after all
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you plan on reading only one story today about raccoons in cages on a house's roof in a Florida neighborhood, you may as well settle for this one
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
It's Florida Follies time ... kidnap someone; beat him; rob him; and make him dance in a dress while you video the performance
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
That's a nice floating playground you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it
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(Alaska News)
 
 
 
Click for the poorly written headline. Stay for the part about how people found a kayaker's missing leg
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual greenhouse
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Answer: 50%. Question: what is the possible rate of crop failure in England?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The tweet might be in Spanish, but fortunately this video from the World Championships of Wheelbarrow Throwing is in the universal language of 'people getting hit in the head with a wheelbarrow'
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The object of the cop's rage was resisting and black
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Monsoon season has started and it's wetter than ever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man at electronic music festival killed by heavy metal
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clambake pit
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shark attacks are "the new normal for New Yorkers." But we don't care unless they'll have frikin' laser beams attached to their heads
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida woman called the police non-emergency line over 11,000 times in one year in exactly the way you would expect from Florida woman
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(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Maui's first cat cafe opened its doors on Monday at the Queen Ka'ahumanu Center in Kahului. Cat Cafe Maui has partnered with the Maui Humane Society to house homeless cats, and help them find a forever home. Aloha, Caturday
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 171 of WW3: UK MI says 2 bridges that access occupied Kherson area likely unusable for major military resupply. Orcs say diplomatic ties could be suspended if declared "state sponsor of terrorism" by US. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Now that gas prices have come down quite a bit, you've certainly freed up some money to spend on rent, right?
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing only Axe body sprays, perhaps to cover the stench of his crimes
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Cops in rich Boston 'burb discover the IT guy who's been running their department web site for free for the last 20 years apparently no longer works for the town. Whoopsie
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(Mail +)
 
 
 
Top secret picture of a streetlight sat in man's desk for 32 years
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
How else would a herpetologist die?
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
As if getting arrested for breaking into a church isn't bad enough
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(NPR)
 
 
 
With climate change getting worse, power rates going up and society breaking down, let's explore some ways to stay cool without AC...actually you know what, let's just take a nap. Yes a long nap would be much better
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Father acclimating son to US firearm culture starts with first lesson on bullets and how much they hurt
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Fri August 12, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
2-year-old falls from third story window. Thankfully no tears in heaven
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫♫ Plenty of room at the Sea of California. Any time of year (any time of year). Your house was right here ♫♫
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
This is a hijacking. Take this plane to Moose Jaw
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
According to his agent, Salman Rushdie is on a ventilator and unable to speak. Thoughts and ummm... thoughts
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Probably figuring *this* is the best possible time to announce something bad, the Southern Baptist Convention reveals it is under investigation by the DOJ
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, especially the water (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gunman kills 10 in Montenegro after "a family dispute". The other half of the country's population to observe 3 days of mourning
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How hot is it Ireland? Well, for the first time in 400 years they've had to take King Puck (a wild goat) down off his 50ft tall throne
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Photoshop this annoying pest
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Anybody need to take a pit stop?
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(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Australia, the continent where everything is trying to kill you. Even Google maps
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bank robber in Rome caught when tunnel he was digging collapses. Apparently his ancestors never passed on all that helpful information about the arch
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Guy openly celebrates winning $53,000 at a Florida casino. Three guys noticed and followed him back to his hotel
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you're a building power wash company, discharging your waste bleach in a nearby creek may not be a wise financial move
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Workers decide that they did not want scoring four touchdowns in a high school football game to be the highlight of their life
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