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Sat August 24, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pretzel
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Delta flight DL0975 is now sitting at Gate 12 ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... "
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these soccer players
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Couple's cat steals the show as groomsman in his very own tuxedo at their wedding. These people must be familiar with Caturday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida (teacher) Man tells his students how, if he were a school shooter, he'd kill at least a thousand people. Says he'd include bombs packed with nails... but, don't worry, he hasn't thought about it at all
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Composite sketch of rapist released. Last seen heading to Mordor with two short guys
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
How a Florida boy can become a Florida man
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Good taste in theaters. Bad taste in movies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Astronaut caught being astronaughty
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Felon with $1,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, handguns, 500 stamp bags of heroin, 50 ecstasy pills, 50 hits of LSD, 1 ounce of methamphetamine, 10 grams of cocaine, suboxone, mushrooms, molly and marijuana, is enterprising, but busted
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Jury: "We award the plaintiff $22 million due to the brutality suffered at the hands of police." Police: "Can we have a do-over?" New Jury: "Sure, we award the plaintiff $50 million"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Attended the World Hip-Hop Dance Championship? You may have caught more than just the rhythm
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Glad the Flux Capacitor didn't kick in
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good: Prince William flew economy airline to set environmental example. Bad: Airline flew empty jet to make trip because they want the right logo on the Royal flight, causing extra 4.5 tons of carbon emissions
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(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Virginia man turns liquor store into farmers market
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He's just pining for the fjords
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Fri August 23, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Couldn't be fired, but....can be sued
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Driving your dad's high-end rented Audi sports car through two sets of gates, then crossing a busy road and ramming it through a wall leaving an incredible trail of destruction is no way to go through life, son
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firefighters spend one hour extinguishing fire at marijuana growing facility, four more hours with some Doritos, man
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Police chase involving e-scooter ends in e-tazing, e-shooting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"How do you forget a baby in a hot car?" wonders mother arrested for leaving her baby in a hot car
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Baby dances to 'Baby Got Back' from inside the womb. Can't decide if it's cute or scary
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
It was eight years ago today that Virginia was rocked by a massive, 5.8 earthquake. Share your survivor's story, Virginia Farkers. Did you rebuild? Are you still rebuilding? Has anyone picked up that lawn chair yet?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Officer claims he was fired for invoking the Billy Graham Rule and now no other law enforcement agency will hire him
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The latest in "It would be an unbelievable joke in 1999" headlines: Hasbro now owns Death Row Records. Mr Potato Head and Rich Uncle Pennybags nod to the beat while sippin' on gin and juice
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create a new water toy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Opposing lawyers file joint agreed motion to reset a consumer credit case because one lawyer is bedside in the hospital as his wife lay dying. Judge: not so fast. Get your ass to court
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Honestly, who would be so dishonest as to steal an Honest bike. Florida man, that's who
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
These guys figured out how to make over $100,000 from rewards points at a rural Maine gas station
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
New Orleans neighborhood: Why do we keep flooding so damn much? New Orleans drainage inspectors: Well, here's your problem (pulls mid-size sedan from underground drain)
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
People in the North Carolina mountains are taking their right to bear arms a little too seriously
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Who is it?" "Danger Noodle, let me in"
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Lord of the Seven burns surreal pattern into the green
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Sheesh, not another TV show where chefs are shot in the face with a cannon full of food (possible nsfw content on page)
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
From mosquitos to vipers to police who want to remove you from your island, being a modern-day hermit ain't easy
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pit viper
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal investigation declares Amazon to be dangerous to society. No, no, not the forest fire
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(Jamaica Observer)
 
 
 
Bringing back honey from Jamaica? That's 82 days in jail, Betty Naughtwite
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I know people like to criticize WaPo around here, but they're a serious paper doing serious journalism. Like this listicle featuring totes real 1-star reviews of world wonders posted online by critics. Nobody's done that before, right?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Business Insider has found Jeffrey Epstein's social media accounts. To say the least, he had a very on-brand taste in music
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Woman goes to doctor thinking she's got water in her ear. Doctor pulls out a nope instead
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(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
South Carolina Dairy Queen disappoints Charlton Heston with their latest denial
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man high on drugs wields machete, last time he used an axe. Sounds like his inventory is mostly melee weapons, hope he doesn't have a halberd
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Woman steals stroller, immediately forgets why
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Remembering the time when a raging bull climbed a Scottish mountain, and there's no way he was goin' down. He don't go down for nobody
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There actually was a Nigerian Prince scam, and it worked
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew would disturb his mum's horses / The grooms they would throw such a fit / They'd just get out their shovels / and cover him in a big pile of ... Shaving Cream / be nice and clean / shave every day and you'll always look keen
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"When I wears my vaginal scent as perfume, men come flocking." Vagine, by Gucci
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Caption Boris Johnson yapping it up with the ladies
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Woman reels in fish with 2 mouths (w/ pic). When mounted like a Big Mouth Billy Bass, will sing "Take Me To The River" in harmony
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