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Mon February 18, 2019
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
ICE shuts down I-15 between Vegas and California. Oh wait, ice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese ocean park lets children feed endangered sea turtles using fishing rods. Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with this?
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
More than 9000 naked men in a dark shrine seek to touch the lucky man's stick
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Now you can buy a $50 T-shirt made out of milk protein fabric, so you can be eco-conscious while you cover your jugs
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Wanna know how long it's going to be before you die from a heart attack? See how many pushups you can do. Subby should be good until mid afternoon
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Basque language oral tradition of improvised songs making a comeback because of A: Better education? B: History fans? or C: Poetry slams?
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Girl Scout markets to thirsty suburban moms by selling boxes of Samoas adorned with a picture of Jason Momoa as "Momoas". Nerds would probably prefer "Khal Drogo-si-dos"
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Professor discovers 30-year-old Apple IIe computer in his parents' attic. Fark - not only does it work, so do the disks, and it asks if he wants to resume his saved game in Adventureland
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(Kyoto Visit)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tea ceremony
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Public art displays, public social media accounts, and public relations disasters are all here on the Fark Weird News Quiz February 3-9 New Computer Edition
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists find 100 million-year-old spiders with eyes that still glow today. That is all
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
While it has been fairly cold, the ice is not thick enough to hold a team of Clydesdales. Thoroughly chilled, they were returned to dry land safely
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Dear sir, we accidentally approved you to buy a gun despite your felony. Please drop it off at the police station whenever's convenient, we'll trust you on this one
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(Some Clothier)
 
 
 
Darn it, we've lost the ability to darn it
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It's been a long cold winter and it's probably been months seen you've last seen the bare skin of another human so here are some pics from a polar bear plunge in New Jersey
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police are warning parents about a '48-hour challenge' that encourages teens to go missing, use jenkem
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Man at party hands off gun so he can pull down pants and show off tattoo. Then it gets stupid
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested three times in one day at same airport, is big fan of Groundhog Day
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US ex-cardinal defrocked by Vatican over abuse claims. That means one down, 50,000 to go
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Sun February 17, 2019
(CBC)
 
 
 
Wakefield strikes again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Germany smurfs the smurfest Smurf Fest that ever smurfed
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(Today Online)
 
 
 
How do you celebrate the Lunar New Year in Best Korea? With crystal meth, of course
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
shiat's on fire yo
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
If Vodak wasn't involved, subby would be very, VERY surprised
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Stockton, California starts giving residents $500 a month in effort to fight poverty. The only problem is they have to spend it by living in Stockton, California
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ten top tourist traps in NYC: Skip the nuclear reactor and glance at the gold fort, but by all that is holy, make a pilgrimage to the cheese cave
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this skeleton
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Move over, toasters: sofas and vinyl flooring are the latest objects aiming to decimate humanity
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Geez, one little mistake and suddenly everyone's all over your ass. OK, I fibbed to get a search warrant that got four cops shot and two citizens killed, but why rake a guy over the coals for something trivial like that?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Homeowners call authorities to remove very large kitty from their tree
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Unicord
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Good news, we found your stolen car. Good news for the City: we waited a few months to tell you we found it so we can rack up sweet storage fees
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Did you have a nice Valentine's Day? Great, now here are the probabilities you will break up with your partner within 1, 2, and 5 years
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teenage girl who left England to join IS and was quoted saying "I did have a good time there" can't understand why she is not being welcomed back with open arms
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Forty-five years ago today, Private First Class Robert K. Preston stole a helicopter and landed on the south lawn of the White House, allegedly as a publicity stunt to "show his skill as a pilot"
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Neighbors band together to try to get a pusher off the street
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Apparently, DMV workers don't like stalkers who order them pizzas and leave wads of cash
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(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Protip: if you are subject to drug tests at your job, pass on trying that tasty coca leaf tea you brought back from your Machu Picchu vacation
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these motorcyclists
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Did you ever save a life? Fix a loose coil wire for a super model who was late to a photo shoot? Tell us about the time, large or small, where you were a hero
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turns out you can't reason someone out of a slow and painful death they didn't reason themselves into
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hopefully they can find something to eat
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's seemingly innocent household item that may be secretly killing you is **spins wheels** your toaster
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Doctors shocked when child's X-ray reveals two perfectly shaped hearts
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Fishing boat sinks in Bering Strait near Dutch Harbor. All five crewmen rescued, but cod presumed dead
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The latest internet trend for women who think they're breaking new cultural ground is to stop using dyes and instead embrace their grey hairs. Just like their mothers. And their grandmothers. And their great grandmothers
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Really, people, the last thing you ever should do at crowded airport security checkpoint is yell "GUN"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This guy thought a wrench was the right tool to use to fix the screen on his 12th floor window. He thought wrong
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
The birth certificate is going to have to list place of birth as "Airbus 320, 'Born to Be Blue'/N523JB"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Colorado woman pens 'breakup' note on her foot before amputation. Just another relationship ending because of too much detachment
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