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Tue November 13, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The winner of the 2nd largest jackpot in US history still has not come forward
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Are you one of those "well, actually" pedants who's been feeling lost and unmoored over how to correct people regarding their knowledge of Stan Lee? No worries, Slate's got you covered
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cozy dome home interior
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Drew wants to marry you 💍
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Prison governor says notorious inmate Charles Bronson attacked him, threatened to gouge his eyes out before a welfare meeting. No word if he had death wish
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New guidelines say all adults should be screened for unhealthy alcohol use, incomprehensible Fark submissions
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Pappy Thanksgiving: Lexington, Kentucky bar to sell all of its Pappy Van Winkle stock at cost this Sunday. Fark to be incomprehensible Monday morning. More than usual anyhow
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Looks like that woman who touched up that painting of Jesus wearing a crown of thorns has moved on to decorating birthday cakes
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Four people arrested in connection to multiple homicides from 2016 in rural Ohio. With the most confusing set of nicknames you'll see this side of Sean Combs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fine squirrel
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(MSN)
 
 
 
While it may be a bad name for a superhero, the Garbage Collector saves elderly woman during the California wildfires
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British woman killed by crossbow. Police say her death was due to some kind of quarrel
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
California car dealership unveils new ad: "Well we didn't catch fire but these deals are smoking hot"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
44-year-old elephant hurt in Vietnam War found wandering alone on a road in New York
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
20-year-old North Carolina man charged with threatening a synagogue, distribution of anti-Semitic leaflets, bad case of acne
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's the state of menstruation education in American schools? Poor. In fact you could say it is bloody lacking, period, in spite of the best efforts of educators to stop the flow of ignorance
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The United States Government is currently suing 1,855.6 pounds of fish meat
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
US hate crimes rose 17% in 2017. Thanks Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'Very fast' UFO seen above Ireland. No word if it was heading to or from the distillery
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman finds $300,000 worth of cocaine on the street, hoards it at home in her daughter's Kinder eggs and other spots telling cops she was going to sell it but never did
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sri Lanka President: I'm going to suspend Congress and become the de-facto ruler. Supreme Court: No, you're not
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Chinese dog patiently waits months for its dead owner to return. Meanwhile, Subby's shih tzu growls at him and takes a revenge crap on the rug if he's a minute late home for her dinner
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer doppelgänger, 36, finally arrested in west London after alleged beer theft
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(Some Actress)
 
 
 
QueenOFoxes, formerly kiwimoogle84, sharing her hilarious method of coping with the Trump administration (Sponsored Link)
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Woman gets a little deer hunting in before work
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
What would you do if you crashed into 3 cars parked in front of a home? If you're in Florida, you calmly gather your belongings and walk away. All caught on video. Florida man for the win
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The main story may be about the El Chapo trial, but the real story is that the BBC News website are trialing a new format offering both short and long versions of the news item. Bye bye TL;DR
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man breaks into restaurant, gets naked, eats ramen noodles, plays bongos
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
1-877-KARS4KIDS had a data breach. That's 1-877-KARS4KIDS. You're welcome for the earworm
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
During NATO war games, Russia fudged with GPS (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
Photographer who took the Baraboo, WI Class of 2019 Sieg Heil picture says this is all a misunderstanding. The boys were just waving to a passing cheese fuhrer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Millennials have ruined ... *shakes magic 8 ball* ... wine
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
When Fred Flintstone gets pulled over for speeding by cops, it's not a yabba-dabba-doo time
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pacific Gas & Electric had sparks coming from their utility line but didn't cut power because "weather conditions did not warrant it." And the Camp Fire was born
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Looks just like Yoda, this broken window does
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(Some turkey)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Thanksgiving table edition
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Army National Guard lands Chinook helicopter at Veterans Day parade, forgets to clear landing zone
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Megachurch pastor wants Christians to stop going to yoga sessions, as the activity has demonic roots. He might be stretching this a little bit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You Belong Here"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Camp fire is up to 30% containment at 117,000 acres burned (about 1/6th of a Rhode Island). Death toll has risen to 42 with 228 unaccounted for
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It seems the key to living through an incident in which a police officer enters your home thinking it's their own is for the cop to be drunk
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mystery pig finds itself in police cruiser
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Medical marijuana patients federally barred from buying firearms. Morons, alcoholics, and Floridians still OK though
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
You're already a naked Peeping Tom - was the dab on the security video really necessary?
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(Outside Online)
 
Boobies
 
Sports bra ban represents a "much bigger" issue. Sorry, no pics
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, this is escalating fast, again
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tonight on Stupid Criminal Tricks: Darwin Edition, sanguine sneak thief scratches self, silently slips away
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Man who might be the next mass shooter has been released from police custody. Fark needs a Farkin' Terrified tag
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Mon November 12, 2018
(Ynet)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it sounds as though people are fighting in an obscure corner of the Mediterranean called "Gaza"
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
I see your sieg heil high school students and raise you a student who texted all his classmates swastikas
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