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Sun January 20, 2019
(Fark)
 
 
 
Eugene, Oregon: Come join us for a beer and watch/discuss some Cohen testimony
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sometimes...dead...is bettah
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mask
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
"Reefer Madness isn't a documentary, man." Or is it?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"That? Oh that's just Wally. My emotional support alligator"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vegan personal trainer says people should not wear shoes, while hopping on one foot trying to get the poop coated thorn out his foot
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Four guys with rifles decide a home invasion would be fun, suffer Acute Failure of the Victim Selection Process
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Depends on the kid, I suppose
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blue woman
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(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
So, what's the plural for stolen Prius?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sending inappropriate texts to women other than your wife is no way to go through life, Mr. Mayor. It is Florida though, so maybe
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A look at how you can vaccinate yourself against the most dangerous threat to humanity: anti-vaxxers
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Go ahead and give up on your New Year's resolutions ..you're already a loser anyway
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hot off the press
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(AP News)
 
 
 
World's second oldest man moves up in the rankings
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man who made eleven-story jump off cruise ship admits he didn't think it through. Especially when Royal Caribbean wouldn't let him back on
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption these backpacking penguins
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
The iconic conch of the Bahamas may soon be a thing of the past
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The winter storm that was and then wasn't (and then got renamed) has now moved East and may or may not be wreaking havoc. Possibly. Regardless, here's your Day Two discussion thread for Winter Storm Fhqwhgads
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
And so it continues
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amsterdam's red light district suffering from tourist selfie overload. "It's the biggest free attraction park in the whole of Amsterdam"
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magic mushroom
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Wearing the wrong thing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Harassing hornets
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(LocalSYR)
 
 
 
State University of New York will now offer classes on growing marijuana, doing its part to encourage higher education
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
University of Houston professor asks students to 'please use deodorant'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Senior citizens don't face drug tests and have spare time. One guess as to what they're doing
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If teens keep smoking Juul it's over, man
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: You'll stop reading right about....there
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Sat January 19, 2019
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tony Mendez, spy who told Iran "Argo fark yourself," dies at 78
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So, an alpaca walks into an optician and says, "Doc, I think I need glasses; everyone keeps mistaking me for a llama"
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(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Photoshop this honey bucket
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Pilot crash-lands plane onto sandbar in Missouri River. Unhurt, he calls his brother who stops by to pick him up--in another plane which lands on the same sandbar. Just another weekday in Montana
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A lord, a horde, and a Fjord
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Let's drill into this pipeline and steal a little gas. What could possibly go wrong? (warning: graphic image content)
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Yep, listening to the internet and not your doctor is really not a good idea. Glad all turned out well for them
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Admiral Ackbar, please meet your party at the cellphone charging station
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
A second reporter coincidentally enters the "Martin Luther ****, Jr." accidental contest
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hey, you fishermen can't clean your catch here - this is a wharf and you're disturbing the yoga classes
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Ha Ha, fatbergs have been increasing in recent years and will soon consume you. Live it up while you can, skinny humans
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Half of American adults don't know what type blood they have. That's not a Type O
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Photoshop this roller splayer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Instagram influencer couple who plummeted 800ft to their deaths taking a selfie at Yosemite were drunk at the time. Talk about hitting rock bottom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man uses his 'deep voice' to get felines to flock to him for belly rubs. Meanwhile, subby still has the scars from the last time he tried that on Caturday
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
I don't remember measles being a problem when I played Oregon Trail
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♪ Someday, when you are older / you could get hit by a boulder / When you're lying there, cold and bitter / the police will post on twitter ♪
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe shuts off the internet to stop the spread of false and malicious reports about a violent crackdown by their benevolent security forces
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Remember Warren Jeffs? His brother resurfaced recently with plans to build a large building on a remote plot of land in Minnesota
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Man sleep proposes to his girlfriend while on Ambien, claims to have no memory of the event the next day. The question in my mind is now: is Ambien a powerful halucinogen or a convenient excuse for actions you regret the next day?
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Thanks to the government shutdown, DC workers have nothing better to do than sit around with their dick in their hands
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