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Fri May 25, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this zombie
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
How facial recognition can identify liars: Does it look like a face? Yes? Then it's a liar
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You think your job is bad? Sewer cleaners dive into putrid drains for just £7.50 a day in Bangladesh
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fred the octopus released on $200 bail
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Montana welcomes another invasive species. Fark: Chupacabras
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ready to enjoy marijuana legalization this year Canada? Not so fast, condo owners
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Here comes the game warden. Quick, take off your camouflage shirt and hide behind those bushes
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bird on its back
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Potato Island in Connecticut can be all yours for just $4.9M. Get it now before scallopers drive up the price
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Study ranks 'most hipster cities,' and somehow Salt Lake City is No. 3
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
The lifespan of a Canadian First World War pilot was ten weeks. That's actually pretty impressive for a newborn in combat
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
No matter how easy it is, converting your AK to full auto is never a good idea. Nor is testing it in your backyard in the middle of town
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(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
Enough fentanyl to exterminate everyone in Texas seized in Nebraska traffic stop
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pretty awesome pictures of the volcano om-nom-nom-ing Hawai'i
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In the 1960s, Mississippi was nuked, causing dozens of dollars in damage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia continues to deny that a Russian missile with Russian serial numbers fired from a Russian launcher photographed in Russia could possibly have anything to do with Russia
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to shoot down drone hovering near his home. Fires seven 9mm rounds. None of which hit the aerial intruder
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Another smug nutrition comparison article. Hmmm, Egg McMuffins and loaded nachos win? What sorcery is this?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Some people take drugs to get muscles. Then again, some people take mussels to get drugs
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Australia builds world's longest cat-proof fence even though everybody knows that cats will do the work that native Australian wildlife won't
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The millennial that was ordered to move out of his parents' house says that's a problem because he can't afford moving boxes
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn broke his silence in a Tweet targeting Hillary and Huma, but he deleted it--not before someone got a screenshot
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(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
Drugged driver who seriously injured and blinded a man broke down and cried in the courtroom, asking for mercy. That's when prosecutors played tapes of him laughing and mocking his victim while he was in jail
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors find a vagina full of ganja after woman complains of stomach pains. She'd been arrested for drug smuggling twice but this time she was mostly storing rather than smuggling so they let her go
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(IndyStar)
 
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Your daily school shooting thread
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Group of friends who dig along the beaches in Normandy in hopes of unearthing dog tags worn by soldiers who landed there during World War II reunites one with family in Indiana
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop Modern Coffee Drinker Dude
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup Poll: Americans who say they're LGBT rises for sixth straight year. FABULOUS
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You know that asshat who gets you so riled up because when there's a merge coming he rides the closing lane of traffic all the way to the end before squeezing in? Well, it turns out he's actually the better driver, and you're the asshat. Asshat
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
DHS in Arizona has already begun separating children from parents seeking entry to the US and... They're around here somewhere... Uh Lou, do you remember where we put all those kids?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New York Daily News, Chicago Tribune, LA Times, Orlando Sentinel and Baltimore Sun discover that blocking all EU readers is easier than actually providing personal data protections
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Transracial woman busted for welfare fraud, adds to her collection of other falsified things
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
He beat cancer and rescued his neighbors from their burning home. His facial expression now just says "let me enjoy my damn prize, already"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hair discrimination? More likely than you might think
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
If you were in National City, CA yesterday and thought that you smelled someone starting their holiday BBQ early, you were grossly mistaken
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Phil Stern, who went on to take classic photos of James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Sinatra, and others, was a combat photographer with the Army Rangers in WWII, was badly wounded in North Africa, and was awarded a Purple Heart. And how was YOUR day?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man opens fire in Oklahoma City restaurant, reset the clock on the good guy with a gun preventing a mass shooting
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Two men blow up Indian restaurant, this is not a repeat from the last time you and your dad went out for curry
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Berlin students install hay feeders for elephants in middle of Pennsylvania. But wait. There's more. They still have seven feeders left to make for other elephants, giraffes and zebras. This headline brought to you by Mad Libs
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
No, rinsing your coal in the river does not make it "clean"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zombie apocalypse begins
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas woman expecting triplets scores an inside the park home run
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Move over, MH370: The search is back on for Northwest Airlines Flight 2501, which disappeared in 1950. Someone get Wolf Blitzer on the line pronto
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(Leader-Telegram)
 
 
 
Bulldozer slides into detention pond, submerging operator. 2 1/2 hours later he's pulled out alive. Fark: After rescuers break dyke and release 10 million gallons of contaminated water into local stream
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1990s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone? I want to use the internet. 2010s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man spends his retirement masturbating in a van, has fathered 65 children
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Thu May 24, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Eet ees for my bungholio
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth's cows are so pampered they sleep on waterbeds
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Caught smuggling fifteen gallons of smelt, they never got to the "dealt" stage of things
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Fireworks accident season has arrived
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