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Sat October 16, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Philly becomes first major US city to end pulling drivers over for minor traffic offenses proving they do love the 'Brothers'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the idiot who tried (and failed) to impersonate a judge. BONUS: He was re-arrested on controlled substance charges a week later after a search warrant was executed, and a fake FBI ID was also recovered
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Noise Factor is back at 11PM ET and kicks off with brand new Ministry from their new album. The days are getting darker and so is the show, apparently. We'll also hear from Isis, Void Vator, High on Fire, and Joe Satriani? Yes Tune in
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
You have asthma and an autoimmune disease, an adult daughter at home, and an $80,000 job with a vaccine mandate. Do you A. get the vaccine, or C. quit your job, buy a trailer and move to Florida, leaving your daughter to couch surf
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Robert Durst closing in on record for shortest life sentence: sick with COVID and on a ventilator following murder conviction
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Family that opposes COVID-19 vaccine for religious reasons learns that a Cleveland clinic opposes giving out liver transplants to people who won't get vaccinated for medical reasons
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this delightful drinking device
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
🎵Oooklahoma where a miscarriage gets you charged with manslaughter.🎵 Not as catchy
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) there are no uniforms for Madison's baseball team, Liz goes to night school for math classes and ends up in a math tournament and Der Teufel and his Atom Man look ready to begin their plan to destroy Superman
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Some farker in Maine is going to have to come up with a new vanity license plate in a few months
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Some idiots are protesting the requirement that students get a taxpayer funded vaccine in order to receive a taxpayer funded education. And by "some idiots"... you know what I mean
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scruffy staircase
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Cool Mom" shows teens how fun it is to binge drink until you throw up
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you ever wondered what a train blasting through a semi loaded up with cars would actually look like outside of a movie, today is the day you find out
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Twin Cities man is facing charges after allegedly carving a runway into a field behind his home and using it as a private airport. He neglected to pave it with the proper amount of paperwork
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Lawsuits, transportation, agriculture, and foreign languages are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 2-9: Please Don't Make That Edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So much for whistleblower protection
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme is Show & Tell Vol. 11: Happy Accidents Vol. Two. Last year we had Vol. One, now an encore. Show us your artwork that came out happily different than expected and Tell us about it
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Prejudiced Peggy goes full stupid, has racist meltdown after neighbor speaks to contractor in Spanish: 'Speak American'
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Quick, someone get Kevin Bacon's agent on the phone: we have the plot for a Footloose sequel falling right into our laps
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
The use of ivermectin to treat Covid has been endorsed by Truth Warriors, whom you can surely trust to only post the truth because they have the truth warrior mentality
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this protestation of innocence
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair, so that I may climb thy golden stair
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you want a Hellcat, the Orlando airport is the spot to pick one up
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"Our goal is to keep them together period, end of story." Please welcome the odd couple to Caturday
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Woman couldn't believe $300 bid for $350 figurine was rejected. Four months later, she's still taunting the seller
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how when a person of color goes missing the police don't seem to give the case the attention it deserves?
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Iraq vet falsely claims to be paraplegic, collects over $1 million before VA auditors observed him doing such tasks as loading wheelchair into his new BMW coupe, driving 26 minutes to the gym to lift weights
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small city proud to announce that it was ranked the 22nd best place to live in what appears to have been a survey of people who already live there. Woot
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Waffle House waitress pulls gun on man after he asked for cheese on his eggs. Waffle House: "We have received a customer complaint and have launched an investigation"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Court of Queen's Bench Justice: "They are on the wrong side of science," "They are also on the wrong side of common sense"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reigning Ohio hide-n-seek champion gives up the crown: SUV containing mother and two children missing since 2002 pulled from river in Indiana
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker VOCSL5 passed away yesterday. She was the ripe old age of 37. Subby was her boyfriend and is in tears
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
The percentage of vaccinated state employees in Washington state is over 90% and is about to start climbing rapidly next week
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(The US Sun)
 
Weeners
 
You had me at "Penis Ring"
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
So teamwork
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