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Wed September 14, 2022
(NBC News)
 
  
 
 The latest 1980s fad that is making a comeback? Satanic panic. That would still make a great heavy metal band name
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Yes, yes. It must be the tumeric
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Fark NotNewsletter: Doin' shots in Kentucky
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Mako shark does a "Jaws" to get in the fishing boat, but with a half gainer and a full twist
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(WESH Orlando)
 
  
 
 "Excuse me, can you tell me what aisle the stain-remover is located?"
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 A major scandal has vibrated the Chess world as a champion is accused of cheating using AI and remote-controlled anal beads
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(Politico)
 
  
 
 "What If Doctors Are Better at Treating Domestic Abuse Than Cops?" Well, they are
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(KUCI)
 
  
 
 Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Bangles, Toto Coelo, and Lene Lovich. No, not those songs. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #393. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(CBS Sports)
 
  
 
 Hopefully Haaland can deal with his old club better than Lewa did with his as Man City host Dortmund. This and more on YOUR UEFA Champions League thread with games on Paramount+ and/or Univision starting at 12:45 PM EDT
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Is that wrong? Should kids not be riding in a car like that?
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Dairy Queen refuses to reinstate Trump as president even though the petitioner was wearing his ceremonial rainbow wig and brandishing a gun
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(Teen Vogue)
 
  
 
 Get naked. What's the key to having great sex? Let Teen Vogue show you the ways... wait, let who?
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Neptune punishes Ulysses for attacking the cannibal cyclops while he slept
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(Joe (UK))
 
  
 
 Well that's just unfortunate, although to be fair, no-one who speaks German could be evil
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 "Whose helicopter is this?" "It's a chopper, baby." "Whose chopper is this?" "It's Zed's." "Who's Zed?" "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead"
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
  
 
 'Zombie' trees are trees that look alive on the outside but are totally dead on the inside. Just like many Gen Z'ers
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Terrible toddler takes terrifying doll everywhere she goes, making other kids cry is her terrifying mission
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(Tumblr)
 
  
 
 Do up this drydocked Ever Given
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(People Magazine)
 
  
 
 A very happy reunion for a Texas family after their dog was found by the Houston SPCA. Cash had been missing for nearly 2 years, but thanks to him being microchipped, they were able to locate his family. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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(Toronto Star)
 
  
 
 "Zero Inappropriate Relationships" is a good band name, says Catholic schoolteacher
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Every gal in Nur-sultan lives in Astana, not Nur-sultan, so if you've a date in Nur-sultan, she'll be waiting in Astana. Why they changed it I can't say, people just liked it better that way
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(News.com.au)
 
  
 
 King Charles III's epic reaction to fan's beer request
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Day 203 of WW3: UKR has recaptured 8,000 square km of land since start of month. US concerned Orcs might try to "stir the pot" between Armenia and Azerbaijan to create a distraction. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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(Rochester First)
 
  
 
 Rochester General Hospital is on lockdown due to a potential threat to the staff. I know the bills are no joke, but damnation people. Smitty's daughter is on site, so he's just trying to keep from worrying
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(Daily Inter Lake)
 
  
 
 Decoy cop car faces mandatory retirement after legendary career foiling would-be speeders, will likely need avenging by partner after being gunned down just days shy of pension
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(Wine Spectator)
 
  
 
 Napa mourns the passing of winemaker Fred Franzia, who confusingly has nothing to do with boxed wine but is best known for popularizing "two buck Chuck"
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(SoraNews24)
 
  
 
 Hey Boo Boo, apparently Japan has giant ninja bears
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Fifty bottles of gin stolen from bar. Police staking out tonic and lime suppliers
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
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 Fark-ready headline: Man uses telemarketer settlement money to open bar called 'The Wrong Number'
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
  
 
 Explosion reported at Northeastern University, Caltech seen leaving the scene
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Michigan judge punishes L.A. owner of former Holiday Inn over unpaid fines for demolition, condemnation proceedings with staycation in county's Graybar Hotel
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Hey Swiss farkers, don't touch that dial, or you could face three years in prison
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(Clickhole)
 
  
 
 Here's a look at the intensive plans McDonald's has put in place for when Ronald McDonald dies. "We do not know how old Ronald was or where he came from, but we know that he was loved and had some internal organs that other people don't usually have"
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Alabama is finally an innovator. Sick tag relates to their untested innovation
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Brits Love Queuing: QE2 edition
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(NPR)
 
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 A secret Kabul book club is teaching Afghan girls about the life of Anne Frank, inspiring a new generation to believe that even blindness and deafness are no obstacles when aviation is your one true passion
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
  
 
 While libraries in the South struggle to provide books that aren't the Bible, this Michigan library is not only encouraging people to read banned books but made a game out
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 CDC now offers consumers a choice of New Polio or Polio Classic. Diet Polio coming soon
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(Click On Detroit)
 
  
 
 Meanwhile in Detroit - Not news: fights at an NFL game. Buried in article: fight during a Mannheim Steamroller show
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(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 Uber will pay $100 million to New Jersey for misclassifying drivers and gets to continue misclassifying them. They have learned that any crime with a fine for a penalty is legal for a price
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(Blogger.com)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this thingamajig
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Our long national nightmare is over - illicit rock to be removed from home in The Villages
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 "What are you in for?" "Holding eggs"
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Saudi police arrest a Yemeni man after he makes a pilgrimage to Mecca "for the soul of" the late Queen of England
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(Pew Research)
 
  
 
 Pew news views fewer pews
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(We Are Central PA)
 
  
 
 Pennsyltucky man brings cinder block to food fight
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Russian official dies in bizarre boating accident. Putin says, "Best leave it...unsolved"
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(Some Meter Man)
 
  
 
 Photoshop a purpose for this gauge
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(Live Science)
 
  
 
 Tenacious 'trash parrots' locked in escalating 'arms race' with humans Down Under. Can't you see, can't you see the blunder? You better run, or you better bungie the cover
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 The Pen is mightier than King Charles III
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