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Sat August 18, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colorado is using $3 million from marijuana tax to provide food and housing for the homeless
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Melania asks White House staff to feed Donald vegetables, make sure he chews them properly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wheelie dogs playing tag in Morocco are super cute
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested for smuggling scorpions and giant millipedes into New Jersey and selling them through his Facebook page
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Fri August 17, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Beads, booze and babies? New Orleans' French Quarter debates on becoming more family friendly. Hookers, pimps, thugs, drug dealers, pickpockets, carnies, t-shirt vendors, sweaty alcoholics, fat guys in hunting caps, and Methodists disagree
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Looks like they're finding heavy metal in baby food, so if your toddler is sporting some old Slayer Gear and moshing in his crib, that's probably why
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
While awaiting trial for drug possession YRMOM was accused of stealing LED tweezers and a unicorn pen from a gas station
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
There's a baby boom at this hospital, where 16 nurses are pregnant
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
The elderly mafia will be sure this guy sleeps with the fishes before Early Bird dinner
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(Some Cubes)
 
 
 
Photoshop this icy exit
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
I said don't look, Ethel
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Floatzilla needs your help to break record in ninth attempt. Dude, just flush already
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Memphis man constantly receiving faxes of confidential information from group of medical clinics in Washington State. Also says you really should see a specialist about that rash
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk airline passenger dressed up as Tinkerbell is marched off the flight by armed police after threatening to 'cut everyone up' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(PennLive)
 
Boobies
 
Breastfeeding mom may sue a town for $1 million after the cops were called on her. Hooray for boobies
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Butte couple marries at the M&M Bar, pledge to break through each other's hard shell to get at the sweet goodness inside
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
And today's reason for a white woman calling the police on a black man is... he was opening his car door
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You stop serving crinkle cut fries and try passing off straight fries instead? Maybe in one of those other states but in Maine we want our fries crinkled...or else
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Hurricane Lane has become a Category 2 storm in the Pacific and is still intensifying. In unrelated news, "Hurricane Lane" is the name of subby's fabulously gay wrestling persona
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stupid: Driver thought he could avoid parking ticket if he parked next to the yellow lines. Stupider: Posts picture online after getting ticket. Stupidest: He actually thought the internet would be sympathetic
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Girl who pushed friend off bridge: 'I didn't think about the consequences'
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Another earthquake strikes Virginia, laying waste to scores of lawn chairs that had only recently been set back upright after the last one
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Tased while attempting to flush a large bag of marijuana down the toilet is no way to start the evening
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Low-carb diets will kill you. High-carb diets will kill you. Getting nutritional advice from CNN will kill you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snake-handling preacher whose preacher father was killed by a rattlesnake four years ago and well since you're reading this on Fark...
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia School District give a jawn to its new teachers so they won't get a sawty idea what their students are saying
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(Gazette Xtra)
 
 
 
God sends man sign to steal truck. Now wanted as an accomplice
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Unlicensed butt doctor kills patient with butt enhancing injections. Condolences and euphemistic humor attempts are being accepted to the right of this link
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
"How 'Cyanide & Happiness' survived (and won) the Internet"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Bank robber uses note to steal cash. Was pointing a gub and wanted teller to abt natural
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you dumped stuffed animals, Christmas decorations, syringes, and broken glass on the brand new hiking trail, police would like a word with you
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Mexican eatery serving a 500 peso tarantula taco gets a call from the taco police saying even though everyone loves a good endangered tarantula taco, it's still against the law
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
In other news, Santa Marta, Colombia has been named the dullest city in South America
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Want to lose 5 pounds? Vogue diet from 1970s recommends eating eggs and wine, starting with breakfast
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Driver's 200 MPH street race lands him in jail and does a number to his hairdo
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Taxidermy fox stolen from St. Elmo Steak House returns home safely in back of Uber. Wait, what?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
15-year-old girl shoots mom's abusive boyfriend in chest twice. Bonus: 12-year-old brother handed her the gun. Fark: Man had active restraining orders from 2 other women
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(Some Dueler)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bicranial banjoist
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
After a local government refused to remove a Ten Commandments monument that was offensive to Satanists, the Satanists followed through on their promise to install a statue of Baphomet
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
High school dance team's 'inappropriate' photo shoot with police vehicle prompts backlash
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Newborn photo shoot shows baby surrounded by the 1,616 IVF syringes her mother had to use to conceive her
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One percenter problems: Rich millennial gal was miserable because her trust fund gave her a conscience. Bonus: she learned from her experience
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Children on military bases exposed to plenty of Pb, no J
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I need a smaller violin
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
State bar investigating lawyer for our latest "Stand Your Ground" shooter because you can chase ambulances, but you can't go into jails to solicit clients
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Drunk guy faces reckoning with the long arm of the parking garage
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Stop me if you heard this one: School for the Deaf shut down following a threatening phone call
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about, so here is small Muslim girl playing Judas Priest on the guitar. Allahu Rockbar
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