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Fri January 27, 2023
(United Nations)
 
 
 
It's Holocaust Remembrance day. The United Nations is displaying a book of names in case there are any doubters
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(Some Gardener)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cemetery garden
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
For Sale: Bomb shelter with views
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're totally going to have a recession soon... seriously... any day now... then we can ramp up the "fair and balanced" coverage of Biden
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
AP: please stop using the word "the" in front of disadvantaged folks, such as "the poor", or "the mentally disabled", and "the French"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Virologists want you to know that their experiments with dangerous pathogens don't need any closer oversight. I mean, The Stand is still only fiction. For now
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(MSN)
 
 
 
By nuking Ukraine, I assume
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Good news for all those planning on their annual vacation to hurricane ravaged Sanibel Island. "flesh-eating bacteria no longer a problem"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
No shiat?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man crushed and seriously injured by telescopic urinal. Subby being genuine, not taking the piss
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pelosi hammer attack body cam released and Paul has some expert beverage management skills
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers releases renderings of a potential sea wall to protect the West Side of Manhattan against storm surges from climate change, seeks Snake Plissken's input
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
I hereby certify that I am a horrible person, and pledge to continue being a horrible person. Oh, and if I ever end up on the pointy end of the stick, I'll cry about being oppressed
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
The cost for Penn State's Proud Boy comedy show is $7,500 of student activity money to the Proud Boys and $31,680 to the local police. Now that's more funny weird than funny ha-ha
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
50 shades of greyhound at the dog track
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The FDA has decided that maybe the whole "OMG men are having sex with me" isn't really icky enough anymore that those men should be forbidden from donating blood. Welcome to 1994, guys
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
DOJ stops Iranian backed hit squad that tried to kill Iranian dissident on US soil
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Hollywood keeps on giving us hot teen werewolves, even though we've made it very clear we all prefer sparkly vampires
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida bests Virginia in youngest school kid to be caught packing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
But he looks like such a nice guy
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Who knew Jim Crowe worked at an Oregon gas station?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Historic church destroyed by act of God
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"so I got married while holding an onion bouquet, which was the style at the time"
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Very soon now in Tennessee you will be able to shoot that person stealing your pink flamingo off of your front lawn
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Russian civilians warned to 'lock up kids' as Putin's first batch of Wagner Group mercenary fighters come back from the frontline to lead 'normal' lives (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"FWC said it "responded to witness reports and video evidence of an individual striking a shark with a hammer" and that the agency takes "potential resource violations seriously and is currently investigating this incident"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'You're going to see acts that defy humanity,' police chief says, as officials urge calm when Tyre Nichols arrest videos are released publicly tonight
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There are actually lots of first world countries, America among them, suffering a real problem from population decline. That problem could almost entirely be solved by migration. Assuming that whole "they're not white, tho" thing wasn't a problem
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
If you have a giant rose tattoo on your neck, maybe cover it up before you start robbing banks
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FDA to make Covid booster access easier, giving your lunatic uncle a new conspiracy to believe in
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(Some Scultore)
 
 
 
Photoshop Venus and Mars
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bad: Losing dangerously radioactive material. Worse: It's the size of a tic-tac. Oh hell: Location has been narrowed down to somewhere along a 1,400km stretch of road
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Nutter that claims he's a 'time traveller from 2858' says 'human bones will be found on Mars' this year that will prove that human life originated on the red planet. Subby knows this isn't true because women are from Venus (possible nsfw content on page)
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Cro-Magnon brothers just released from prison charged with murder. Unfrozen caveman lawyer to represent them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 338 of WW3: Russia warns that delivery of modern Western battle tanks to Ukraine is "direct involvement". The US pegs Wagner Group as a transnational criminal organization and imposed sanctions against it. It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Never again; never again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old and Busted Orc Army Classics: Rations old enough to vote. New Uruk-hotness: Tanks older than The Lord of the Rings
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
North Texas men in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, a pastor is accused of leading a double, nay, a triple life if you include the pastoring as a side hustle
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You're sixty-something, not terribly healthy, and win a couple hundred million in the lottery. You can't take it with you, so how do you spend, say, $124,000 every week?
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(Indeed.com)
 
 
 
The University of Wisconsin-Madison is looking for a Weed Ecologist "to provide leadership in weed science teaching." Applicant wants to know how to make their resume stand out. Dude
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you frustrated that you're getting hung up on by deputies after nearly 100 calls and feel they're not listening to you? Well do we have a solution for you
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Sleeping in a stolen car in front of a police station is no way to go through life, son
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Faxed bomb threats paralyze Japanese schools. One can imagine principals staring at the office fax machine, waiting for the ring, the beep and the plasticy printout containing the next fateful fax setting up the bomb
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Thu January 26, 2023
(UPI)
 
 
 
Driver escapes injury when tree branch impales windshield. The state of the driver's underwear was not reported
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Elsewhere: Scissors beats paper. Aomori: Umbrella beats sickle
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Florida...what could possibly go wrong with building a new 97-home neighborhood inside of a known flood zone? Jacksonville may soon find out
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In unrelated news, Fark's servers are now liquid cooled
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
House comes with tires. FARK: House not a mobile home
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Nutritionists say what you should eat depends on a lot of things. What you shouldn't eat? Depends
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