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Mon May 20, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
The good news is that we found the source of that buzzing noise behind your bedroom wall. The bad news is that it's 80,000 bees
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
As ransomware deadline approaches, hackers now demand $100,000 from Baltimore before they will start deleting data. Orioles Chris Davis asks how much more to wipe clean his batting stats from the past two years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eiffel Tower currently being evacuated as someone is trying to climb it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Climate change may cause blindness in octopuses, reports network already blind to climate change
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Belgian king refusing to take court ordered paternity test to be fined $5,000 a day for all his Belgian waffling
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(Swindon Advertiser)
 
 
 
Man goes on naked rampage, threatens to sexually assault a dog, tries to fight cab driver. Surprisingly, NOT Florida Man
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Caption these college cheerleaders
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As Pastafarianism approaches its 15th year, the founder reflects on how it came to be
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman recounts the arrival of SWAT team with smoke bombs and gunfire at homeless encampment. Although, considering the amount of drugs recovered, it's a wonder she didn't see Scooby Doo or Puff the Magic Dragon
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Doorbell cam shows napping yellow lab wake up and chase off bear cub
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Britain's iconic red telephone boxes are up for sale or rent. Also up for sale are blue police call boxes it's unclear if they are a lot of them left or if it's the same one that keeps moving around
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Video rental chain starts selling CBD. For all you geezers out there, CBD is what the millennials are calling pot brownies these days. For all you millennials, video rental stores are kinda like a meatspace version of Netflix
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
No one is sure if town was named after loaf of bread, peanut butter, root beer, ox tongue, or mayonnaise
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Powerful computers, reality show stars, and of course Florida Man - it's the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 5-11 Silly Job Titles Edition
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Turnpike Authority notices commuters were enjoying an extra lane to the Holland Tunnel a bit too much so they fixed the glitch
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horse
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you can't explain how something happened within the first three minutes, blame witches. It's usually witches (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Men fight over duck in McDonald's. Duck says, no problem, put it on my bill
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Why did it have to be a house full of snakes?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Eleven Brazilians dead after mass shooting in bar. Was that place yuuuge or what?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Looks like them Duke boys are at it again...oh wait, nope. It's Florida man
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(British Psychological Society)
 
 
 
New study finds microdosing psychedelics has benefits. Surprisingly the iridescent color-changing dragon with a pug tattoo and french accent wearing pearls and a hardhat driving a tiny convertible in ever smaller circles out front forgot to tell you
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
A 2014 Mitsubishi Outlander takes a full-on side impact from another vehicle traveling at 170 miles per hour and its driver walks away. The other driver, though wearing a helmet, did not
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's what most folks have guessed for the reason. And I can squint and read the headline as it *wasn't* because of meth...
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If it weren't for that horse, I wouldn't be fighting for my life in Dubai
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Sun May 19, 2019
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Hoardy shiat. Even A&E would run in the other direction
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Vandals wreck years' worth of model train exhibit work, community steps up a donates thousands to get everything back on track
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rusting statue
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Historians, archaeologists, and confused Pokemon fans outraged over proposed Machu Picchu airport that would destroy historical artifacts
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(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Nothin' like a good ol' demolition to bring a town together
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(University of Chicago)
 
 
 
Study finds that children raised in religious households share less with their friends and are more punitive in their actions towards others than children raised without religion
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Europe convinces Switzerland to tighten gun restrictions. With photo of what a European holding a gun might look like
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"Ghost bike" sculpture erected at D.C. intersection to honor memory of cyclist killed there in a car crash ... is damaged in a car crash
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these antlers
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Billionaire Robert F. Smith gave the commencement address at Morehouse College and announced he will pay off the student loan debt for the entire 2019 graduating class
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Real-life Full Metal Jacket
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. government to U.S. airlines: Hey, you might want to avoid flying around Iran for the time being. Why? Oh, no reason ... just sayin'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pics from the 2019 World Beard Championship. Your argument is invalid
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How I spent my 1 million dollar lottery winnings. Being Florida, you can kind of guess how it ends
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(Better Homes & Gardens)
 
 
 
Well, subby was thinking of a personal chef or maid, but a walk-in pantry would be nice, I guess
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(UPI)
 
 
 
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true police sting gave to me: 52 druggies, three thousand bags of heroin, two cars, two handguns, a rifle and $15,000 cash
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these angel wings
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Black Sheep of the Family - are you the outcast, or have someone in your family that doesn't quite fit in? How did that come to be?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After three combat tours, Ronald Sanchez Jr. was attacked and killed by a knife-wielding assailant in the violent, nearly lawless wasteland that is known as the ... Appalachian Trail?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The EEOC white knights black strippers. Chessmate, racists
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline...Hypothermic man rescued from Siskiyou Mountains cliff after woman spots skid marks
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
How to stay safe on your bike and piss off drivers even more
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A bunch of bikers hear about a group of migrants crowding a local shelter near the southern border, so they immediately rally and head to the scene...to help deliver food to them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
American pastor backed by a British clairvoyant runs a network that gives 50,000 Ugandans a "miracle cure" made from industrial bleach
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Do you remember Mt. St. Helens erupting? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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