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Sat September 22, 2018
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What the inside of an F2 tornado looks like, or "Holy crap, I've never seen anything like that in my life"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The galactic gold rush is on as mining asteroids gets a step closer after Japan successfully lands two rovers on the asteroid called Ryugu (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baby turtle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at *you*
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Judge orders the release of 8 people convicted of meth possession, on the legal technicality that the arresting officer planted it on them, after the officer is caught on his own body cam doing that. Fark: 263 more cases are now under review
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(ABC Fox Montana)
 
 
 
I'll see your Sandusky and raise you 150
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently, constantly boning people whom you aren't married to often leads to divorce. Who knew?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Now that Florence has done her worst, we're good for the season, right? Right? (looks at Atlantic satellite map) Oh dear
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Okay conspiracy theory nutters, wrap your tinfoil hats extra tight ..Hitler's time machine, known as the Wunderwaffe was 'smuggled to South America' and is still in use today. Some even say the CIA has it now, which would explain Obama's shenanigans (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Darwin: "Yep. Got another one"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ha ha, fark you Pepperidge Farm
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pilot program of using sound detectors to monitor noisy drivers backfires after sensors actually attract drivers eager to test it. Oh, Canada
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this serene scene
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Swarm of 60,000 bees leaves honey 'oozing' from walls at hospital
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Oh nothing really, just a waterfall falling up during Storm Helene
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A man who volunteers every day at a local pet sanctuary and takes naps with the special needs cats unintentionally raises over $10,000 in donations. Well, cats have always tried to demonstrate the value of napping on Caturday
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 30 tonnes of crisps catches fire. Crisps are what we Brits call 'chips'. But then, what we call chips are what you guys call 'fries'. And what's up with how you guys pronounce 'Aluminium'? You know there's an extra 'I' in there, right?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
A year ago this man made headlines for being unable to find work due to his facial tattoo. Let's see how he's doing now
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
DJ sues radio station after being fired for comments against trans people. Uses "I was hired to be controversial" as a defense
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over. The man accused of threatening to kill President Donald Trump has been captured
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
112-year-old British woman reveals secret to long life: a nightly dram of whiskey for the last six decades
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old and busted: #MeToo. New Hotness: #WhyIDidn'tReport. Tag is for state of mankind
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This. This right here is real news
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Fri September 21, 2018
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
A man walking by Bangkok Palace in downtown Portland smashed out one of its windows with his fist. Not only is there video, but Subby's in it. (1 table over in the blue shirt)
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
News: Police break into the wrong home, causing the homeowner to shoot two of them. Weird: The police are admitting their mistake and are not going to press charges
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(NYPost)
 
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In the most unsurprising news ever, guess what men are using the new measuring app in iOS 12 to measure
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Archeolgists find medieval seal on Swedish island, suggest that the only way it survived was by getting a dram did bite crazy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alcohol responsible for about 1 in 20 deaths, 1 in 4 births
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Calling all Orlando/Central Florida Farkers Fark Party this Monday at Pointe Orlando with randos? More likely than you think. Respond in thread if you're down, and please include your preference of venue
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Bored housewife' makes sex tapes of 'her' having sex with 150 gullible men (w/that's a man pic) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Life after the FLDS cult, in the town in Utah where it started
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Mariachi band player finds out the hard way that his wife is also his bandmate's girlfriend - during a gig to serenade her. Fightlarity ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young trumpeter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kavanaugh may have just lost his fallback school
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(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
A Lawrence woman wanted to die at home. Then the explosions started
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For years, hidden individuals have been behind a plot to drive down Japanese rice consumption. Their identities have finally been revealed: cow and lunchlady
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Did you indulge in binge drinking during your college years? Well, you're screwed now
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
22-year-old Florida student's cunning plans to steal an American Airlines jet not thought out all the way through
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
The raccoons have started BASE jumping in their spare time. They seem to have a better handle on it than humans
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Head-butting a flight attendant gets Beavis thrown off the plane
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Article claims sexy Handmaid's Tale costume this Halloween is actually fine:"If you live for drama, I think this is the look for you It would make a great club outfit"
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(ABC 22 Dayton)
 
 
 
Strip club loses liquor license after accepting food stamps for lap dances from authorities. Should they not have done that?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Curioser and curioser, Curiosity is awake but unable to tell us why is a raven like a writing desk
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Photoshop this recessed reptile
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(NBC New York)
 
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Bird gets stuck inside United Airlines plane bound for NJ; flight crew catches it with a hat
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman douses herself in Coca Cola and oil every day to achieve the perfect tan. Decades later, the results are in ... and they're not good
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Navy to christen littoral combat ship USS Kansas City on Saturday. The ship is expected to win major battles once every 30 years but lose important skirmishes in its home port on a regular basis. Its main weapon is a gigantic plume of hickory smoke
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The last nuclear power plant in the US may have already been built
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Google exec says we could have two separate and exclusive Internets within a decade: one dominated by China, and one dominated by cats
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Manchester Airport officials would like to apologize to the girl who wouldn't give up her insulin vial at a security checkpoint. They now acknowledge it might not actually have been her fault if the plane had crashed
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