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Tue December 07, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Police screw up traffic notice prohibiting right turns at specific intersection, give back over 10 grand in fines they collected. Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane shakes his head in disbelief
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(Pottstown Mercury)
 
 
 
80 years ago, December 7, 1941, a day that lives in infamy, the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor ... or something like that. Tag for all Americans who died that day
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
State remains most dangerous place in America for bicyclists, pedestrians, manatees
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Iran's newest spy ship begins trials, calibrates its sensor suites by aiming them at the bottom of the dry dock
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Mon December 06, 2021
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
In the who didn't see that coming department, those Apple air tags to help you not lose things? Car thieves are placing them on high end vehicles they spot in public, then track them to their home location to steal them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well you can only execute me once .... however I did do that thing twice
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Loose camel towed home
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
That is a nice amount of cocaine
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From the "dog ate my homework" book of excuses - the guinea pig chewed my hair off
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(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Pile burning scheduled for this week. Subby hopes it's out by then
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kitten eagerly seeking Ninja Turtle autographs rescued from storm drain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rock
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Vampire slayer menaces denizens of NYC's underground
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
What a hunter may look like
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Some Farker will say the real crime wasn't stealing a car, burglary, stealing a rifle, arson or murder, but the Coors Light
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The World is burning, and the Associated Press was there. Maybe they caused it?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York City mandates two doses of COVID-19 vaccine for private-sector employees ages 5-11, or something like that. Headline needs more commas
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Phone of murder suspect Googled how can cops identify a murder scene
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
They Might Be Forty
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Another thing that men are better at than women: Spreading COVID
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Minnesota, the murder trial of officer Potter is opening. She stands accused of killing an unarmed black motorist and casting the Tazerus confundus charm on herself
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The world has everything it needs to end the coronavirus pandemic, which would be great news except that it also has a whole lot of very stupid, selfish people
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Unhalfbricking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Futurama did it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Derby winning horse Medina Spirit now just Medina
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'll be looking forward to the follow-up video in which the lady tearfully announces that both of her cats have gone missing and that she's offering a reward for their recovery
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening people with a gun in a bowling alley. Shortly after screaming, "Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shiat about the rules? Mark it ZERO"
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Megadeth launched their own crypto-currency, SMEGMA. Oh wait, sorry. That's $MEGA. The Band hopes that the value will inflate to the size of Dave Mustaine's ego
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(AP News)
 
 
 
New trial granted for Black man convicted by jury that deliberated in room full of Confederate symbiology. I fail to see what states' rights have to do with anything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Navy, Sunday evening: We're sorry we contaminated the water on Oahu. We're paying for hotel rooms right now while we flush the water systems in affected homes. Oh, when will we actually fix the problem that caused this? Uh...*smoke bomb*
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(AP News)
 
 
 
How to protect yourself from the Omicron variant: Do all the same shiat they've been telling you to do for the past year and a half, and by "they" not the horse dewormer people
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Last name checks out
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Musicals, 1960s TV, uncommon animals, and sports venues are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov 21-27 Christmas Lights Edition
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man threatens McDonald's employee with a BB gun over drive-thru wait. No word if the ice cream machine was working
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Ginger, grab the popcorn. It's national microwave oven day
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Those silly Kiwis are reporting that South African hospitals are filled with children exhibiting moderate to severe coronavirus symptoms. It's a good thing we know that Omicron is the mildest mild to ever mild or we would be mildly farked
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
2 in 3 people say one relative is a Farker
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're holiday cactus-ing wrong, you incorrigible animal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ungrateful child who ruined parents' party is arrested. They slaughtered a cow and everything
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this DNA strand
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This isn't Star Trek. You can't reverse the vaccine polarity. But one scammer has a great gig going selling bs to the rubes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Why do thieves like to target the modest cars so much? And for that matter, why are we slut-shaming cars?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US embassy in Tokyo would like to remind everybody that racial profiling by police forces is absolutely not okay...if caucasians are the target
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pope Francis visits Lesbos, wants to see more action and begs all of Europe to help
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Yesterday in History: don't act like you remembered
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Autopsy says Colorado cult leader whose mummified and eyeless corpse was found in a room filled with flashing lights died of alcohol abuse, anorexia, and colloidal silver poisoning...basically "death of natural causes" as far as cults are concerned
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian employers find excuses to undermine vaccination efforts and flip off doctors and nurses, eh
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Amazon: "Screw you guys, I'm gonna build my own shipping containers, and ships, with hookers and blackjack"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Get well" card actually makes man's life significantly better after open heart surgery
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't brag about the fraud you are planning
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