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Thu January 11, 2024
	Fifty years ago today, a tragic trucking accident occurred just outside Cabazon, California. According to an eyewitness, it was the worst accident she ever saw source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Group of diners runs up $8,000 bill, then leaves without paying. Cops close the case without taking any action. A Christmas Miracle source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	10
(Some Guy)	That's not a 10ft alien...it's a man on a hill source: the-express.com \| share: Copy Link	12
(Some Tor)	Photoshop this quaint old fort source: torquay.com \| share: Copy Link	9

	4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. It's Aliens edition source: twitch.tv \| share: Copy Link	5
	University shut down due to former mayor with a history of shooting through his sunroof while "fleeing corpses". Bonus: Subby's partner works there and gets to leave early source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Not California subby pondering Texas rolling blackouts source: click2houston.com \| share: Copy Link	83
	Fark NotNewsletter: Epstein Blowout source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Dead? Heck. I never got on the cart source: wcax.com \| share: Copy Link	34

	They say in every war there is a bullet with your name on it. They just found Julius Caesar's source: heritagedaily.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	Caption this sus group source: img.izismile.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Mercedes produces slick video of G-wagons performing "tank turns" on the Las Vegas strip, immediately asks customers not to perform "tank turns" on the Las Vegas strip source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes tunes from Aztec Camera, Camouflage, and The Motels. No, not those songs. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #564. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	96
	Man does not ask stewardess, tries to use back door, falls to tarmac and does not go boeing source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	I left my heart in the Alabama Department of Corrections source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	67
	World's Ugliest Lawn winner says bandicoots liberate her from ever having to mow lawn again especially since ex-husband left with the lawnmower in 2016 source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Don't come a knocking if the Brooklyn Tower is a rocking in 60 MPH wind gusts source: pix11.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	2023 world temperature record is not a repeat from any other year as far back as we've been keeping records source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	95
	'Church elder charged for child sex crimes committed at work' is a story AI could write on its own these days source: fox59.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	The life and death of America's temples of consumerism source: atlasobscura.com \| share: Copy Link	101
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this test observer source: img.apmcdn.org \| share: Copy Link	18
	Jacksonville taking bids to build a giant futuristic money hole. Max from Phaelon unavailable for comment source: news4jax.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	When the job description is "impregnating women" and you have to pay to be hired, it just might be a scam source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	75
	After being the only supplier of brass knuckles and switchblades in Canada, Amazon has now stopped selling these products. THANKS CBC source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	67
	Day 687 of WW3. Mordor has committed its entire Ground Force to the not-a-war. Zelenskyy visits Estonia, and an entire orc unit decides to 'Nope' out and flees to Crimea. This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	348
	Massive fire destroys Russian body armor factory. In other news, Russia apparently had a body armor factory source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	53
	"Now that I've ripped apart your families, planet and future, it's time to prance off to finesse the gilded details of my life of opulent luxury. Enjoy your cockroach stew, poors" source: dailydot.com \| share: Copy Link	80
	Retired judge, wife killed with shotgun blasts by adult son after he refused sleeping pill, deep in the heart of Texas source: fox7austin.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Man arrested for assaulting woman with his footlong source: thesmokinggun.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	The rebellion of plane doors continues source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Tensions rise in DC Council as Wizards, Capitals plan to bolt DC for tony suburban Virginia source: wjla.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Now see? This the EXACT situation "Letters of Marque" were invented to deal with source: smithsonianmag.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Heiress to give away a fortune. New kangaroo and drop bear sanctuaries incoming source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	12
	How is it one of my "all-time favorite sneaker brands" if I've never even heard of it? source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	82
	Study shows majorities of Americans believe in ghosts, aliens, the devil. Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot and Trickle Down Economics mad for being left off the list source: thehill.com \| share: Copy Link	97
	MTA: Mark our words, no fare-beater can get through these shiny new...um...DAMMITSOMUCH source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Theme of Farktography Contest No. 975: "Abstract Art". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.com \| share: Copy Link	17

Wed January 10, 2024
	Herd of cows? Sure I've heard of cows. They're chasing that Door-Dash car over there (Ultra-Fark: Backwards) source: wkow.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Reminder: heavy drug use doesn't make you racist source: gizmodo.com \| share: Copy Link	72
	School Trustee: Hey lets institute a book removal policy. Voters: Hey lets remove you instead source: ketv.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Keep a stuffed upper lid and carry on source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share: Copy Link	4
	One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you sounds like a case of equitable sharing, but not if you are a bank teller doing cash withdrawals source: wfsb.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Today is National Save the Eagles Day, a day not appreciated by most people named Lebowski source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	No split pea soup for you source: sfgate.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Bald men beware: Magpies may have it out for you source: themessenger.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	'Notorious' French hacker sentenced in Seattle. Luckily, he was apprehended during his nap and before he could launch ze missiles source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Photoshop this paddling lifeguard source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	If y'all see Ted Cruz booking a suite at the Cancun Ritz-Carlton, start chopping up furniture to burn source: mysanantonio.com \| share: Copy Link	68
	Man wrapped in shower curtain makes off with undetermined amount of liquor store money. Police recover shower curtain and begin a draining interrogation source: klkntv.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Long Island sloth-themed petting zoo accused of abusing their sloths by letting them fight s-l-o-w-l-y source: pix11.com \| share: Copy Link	24

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