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Fri August 17, 2018
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you dumped stuffed animals, Christmas decorations, syringes, and broken glass on the brand new hiking trail, police would like a word with you
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Mexican eatery serving a 500 peso tarantula taco gets a call from the taco police saying even though everyone loves a good endangered tarantula taco, it's still against the law
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
In other news, Santa Marta, Colombia has been named the dullest city in South America
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Want to lose 5 pounds? Vogue diet from 1970s recommends eating eggs and wine, starting with breakfast
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The troubled, violent history of the vanilla in your food. Just kidding, 99% chance you're eating processed cow dung
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Driver's 200 MPH street race lands him in jail and did a number to his hairdo
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Taxidermy fox stolen from St. Elmo Steak House returns home safely in back of Uber. Wait, what?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
15-year-old girl shoots mom's abusive boyfriend in chest twice. Bonus: 12-year-old brother handed her the gun. Fark: Man had active restraining orders from 2 other women
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(Some Dueler)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bicranial banjoist
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
After a local government refused to remove a Ten Commandments monument that was offensive to Satanists, the Satanists followed through on their promise to install a statue of Baphomet
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
High school dance team's 'inappropriate' photo shoot with police vehicle prompts backlash
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Newborn photo shoot shows baby surrounded by the 1,616 IVF syringes her mother had to use to conceive her
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One percenter problems: Rich millennial gal was miserable because her trust fund gave her a conscience. Bonus: she learned from her experience
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Children on military bases exposed to plenty of Pb, no J
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I need a smaller violin
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
State bar investigating lawyer for our latest "Stand Your Ground" shooter because you can chase ambulances, but you can't go into jails to solicit clients
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Drunk guy faces reckoning with the long arm of the parking garage
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Stop me if you heard this one: School for the Deaf shut down following a threatening phone call
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about, so here is small Muslim girl playing Judas Priest on the guitar. Allahu Rockbar
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Thu August 16, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man punched in face, robbed while meditating. Om.M.G
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Deputies Free Bear Stuck in Car With Beanbag Gun
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"There was no anger, there was no malice in this. In my opinion, it was the lowest use of force [a taser] we could have used to simply stop that threat [an 87-year-old woman] at the time"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: Canada charges a lot to bring their wood to the US. Also Trump: Let's tack on a huge tariff to make that wood even more expensive
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Don't you hate losing your contact lens, finding it 28 years later encapsulated in your upper eyelid cyst?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Suck it advanced first-world America, third-world India is introducing free health care -- for 500 million people
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $98,000 worth of Ramen noodles. So basically they stole the entire world supply
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
Mad Millennials: Avocado Road
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Health officials have revealed why nearly 650 people got sick after eating at Chipotle. 'Because it's Chipotle' not listed as a reason
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Firefighters had to rescue a man from deep mud after he became stuck while trying to reach his pet parrot. The parrot sat on his shoulder and watched as the drama unfolded
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Buick
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you think watching the movie Jaws while lying on a flotation device in a public swimming pool is a great way to spend an evening, then this is the place for you
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(paNOW)
 
 
 
If you're going to skip out on your bar tab, drive drunk to another bar and skip out on your tab again, you shouldn't forget your ID at the first bar
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida's alligator harvesting season is under way, runs till November
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(Consumer Affairs)
 
 
 
Want a higher credit score? Focus on your mortgage and don't worry about paying off... anymore
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Potentially wiping out an entire generation of future fetishists, the last NC county has voted to end its practice of paddling kids at school
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Mormon church releases new guidelines, asking all Mormons to avoid calling themselves Mormons, use "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints" instead. Approved saintly abbreviations available
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NYU to make med school tuition free. Spiffy tag is for the doctors. Hero tag waiting for the doctors to accept less pay or to work in underserved rural areas since they don't have all that debt
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you are going to hack Apple you might want to name your folders something besides "hacky hack hack"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
[ Expletive deleted ], it's a [ Expletive deleted ] free country, ain't it? Ain't we got [ Expletive deleted ] freedom of speech? [ Expletive deleted ] you
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Two-year-old boy drinks black coffee, smokes two packs of cigarettes a day, has loud opinions about the sad state of music these days compared to back when he listened to Mozart in the womb
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Oxpeckers providing dental hygiene for this camelopard
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Report: May-December romances don't survive when the 78-year-old girlfriend forgets to pay the damn DirecTV bill (with mugshot)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Caption these bears in water
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Grandmother, 74, grabs mugger by the balls to stop him robbing her. YOU GO, GRANNY
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(vilniusgspot.com)
 
 
 
Lithuania's capital has a new tourism campaign: "Vilnius, the G spot of Europe"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian national coffee chain, Second Cup, considers converting coffee shops to retail marijuana stores. Have we reached peak coffee? Peak smugness?
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Sure, a plane is rushing toward me at 150 mph and will dice me into tiny little moron meatballs, but this is for BBQ
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Argument over whether Halle Berry played Aretha Franklin in a movie escalates into a shooting
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Surely nothing can go wrong being that Russia has just unveiled the world's first AI nuke bomber loaded with supersonic missiles that really doesn't need us humans (possible nsfw content on page)
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(La Migra Boy)
 
 
 
Hey, who among us hasn't wanted to own a deserted Border Patrol station? Difficulty: It's in Gila Bend
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