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Mon March 01, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
SPLITTERS
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Defendant is a flight risk because: a) his wife kept an old boyfriend's passport that happened to look similar to the defendant, b) wife kept the passport as a keepsake, c) wife kept the passport with her own
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In another sign that Murica is slowly moving back to post COVID normal, a school shooting
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Even the Yakuza are having a hard time making money during the pandemic
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(National Post)
 
 
 
The Queen of England is to blame for Canada's vaccine rollout website and what is this I don't even
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
It's Florida's annual Running of the Fools
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this modern infinity pool
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to our first National Park
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Pandas make flimsy umbrellas." I don't know, they seem pretty substantial to me. But how on Earth do you go about mounting them on a pole?
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
About 1/3 of active duty military personnel -- up to half the servicemen in some units -- are refusing to take the coronavirus vaccine. If only the military had a way to, I dunno, order its soldiers to do stuff
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The feds have the ID numbers of all authorized communication devices inside the Capitol on January 6, and are comparing it with all the communication devices that were there. Sleep tight, insurrectionist
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently the taste of arse is in the air for bloke as he uses filthy train seat as a dining table to eat meal. The Sun is There (possible nsfw content on page)
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Area man arrested for "ROADHOUSE"
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Long Beach photographer allegedly defrauds Instagram model for purported big time record industry album cover shoot. Has the bad timing to follow up with big time music video vixen offer while she's in detective's office
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cheaparse man demands his date refunds him £25 when she ditches him after third date, says it's 'only fair.' Yeah, small wonder why he's single
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this levitating spoonbill
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Beer-loving bored teacher runs to pub every day for charity until the UK lockdown is lifted. US beer drinkers probably 100% behind him, except that whole running thingy (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ok, which one of you Farkers is this?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today I learned whale vomit is not tofu. And also it's worth a ton of money
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Knightboat: The Crime Solving Boat has had enough of Michael's shiat
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Ax Thrower arrested for Gimli cosplay
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(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
Ferocious cat forces airliner to return to airport after gaining entry to the cockpit and attacking the crew. Surprisingly, this is not a first-of-its-kind incident
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
People who make poor decisions in one aspect of their life are likely to make poor decisions in other areas too
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's March 1st, and you know what that means: well, yes, it's National Fruit Compote Day, but it's also the day that submissions open for this year's Fark Fiction Anthology. DIT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That spyware you accidentally installed on your computer could just be logging your keystrokes and porn habits. But it could also be giving a Saudi hit team the information they need to murder you with bone saws. Could be either one, really
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Want to see a guy free a bobcat from a barbwire fence?
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Viral video shows Georgia Tech police officer beating a trespasser. In a dance-off
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
British horseracing officials outraged at photo of a trainer sitting on a dead horse. At least he wasn't beating it. The horse
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Biological sisters separated by adoption find each other by chance working at a restaurant
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"During questioning, detectives said Pearson admitted to stabbing the man because the victim threw rocks at him"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's see, what can we cancel today? How about Dr. Seuss
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Who bags up their weed like this
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'Braindead' camping parents slammed on social media for failing to find a safe place to pitch a tent for the night with the kid by camping on the edge of a dangerous cliff edge prone to landslides
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Celebrity mother-daughter projects, historical shipwrecks, video games, and a ridiculous number of escaped animals are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb. 14-20: Mobile Game Edition
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Break out your Louisiana spices, a mutant marbled crayfish species is taking over the world. We will be lucky to eat our way through it
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
People of County Mayo in Ireland can finally come out of their homes, 'Houdini' the goat who evaded capture for three weeks has finally been caught
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
It's never going to end well when you began drunkenly asking the arresting officers "Do you know who I am," Ms. State Representative
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
That's a
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Corrupt, conservative president is sentenced to prison. Since you're reading this here, you know that this vague headline is not referring to the president you hope it is
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wind-rotor driven ship
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What would your life be now if you had taken the path you didn't take, like that guy in the Walt Whitman poem? Or wait, was it Abraham Lincoln? One of them
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
One local news reporter in Austin was rewarded for all of her hard work during the pandemic with a free wedding
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Borat, Nomadland and more: a list of tonight's Golden Globe winners
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(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
All 460 rejected license plates last year in Ohio. Apparently, they didn't want someone advertising about their large dark-colored Dodge
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
All-cause mortality rate in Louisiana is up by 30% in 2020, and covid deaths only explain a little over half of that increase. Officially
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Why does Christianity have over 45,000 denominations worldwide? Because Jesus was well known for multitasking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
County sheriffs announce they are joining an organization to stand strong against lawlessness. Well, isn't that in the damn job description?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Required reading on March 366, 2020
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Brazil Coronavirus strain is running rampant in the UK
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teenager paralyzed in sledding accident on same hill that took girl's life the day before. They probably should ban sledding on that hill, but it's a very slippery slope
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