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Fri November 11, 2022
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Dear Abby: I'm a Farker
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(Flickr)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this pavilion
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Well, we're about to find out for sure whether the Russian retreat from Kherson was a trap or not
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Tesla camera catches tire thieves in action. Police: "The three look like they're working for NASCAR with the speed and practice of their theft, though we've never seen NASCAR crews have their pants slowly, slowly, slooooowly drop,"
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(Toronto Star)
 
  
 
 Ontario getting made-in-Sweden road safety design - reductions of moose biting anticipated
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
  
 
 Masssive 7.5 magnitude earthquake rocks the sea around 130 miles south-east of Tonga in the Pacific. Tsunami warnings everywhere in the region going off as island people head for higher ground. Stay safe, it's about get wet, people
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(BBC-US)
 
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 Remains of US soldier killed in Korea identified as Tom Hanks. Private Ryan sought for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Parody Eli Lily account manages to wipe away $16B from the real company's valuation. Did Musk buy himself a $44B liability machine?
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Ukrainians raise flag, celebrate in the streets after Russian forces leave key city of Kherson
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(New York Daily News)
 
  
 
 Someone should have told her that when you and your boyfriend are both running a multi year sick time scam at the NYC jail where you work, it is best not to document your fraudulent, jet setting, lavish lifestyle on social media
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(ABC 15)
 
  
 
 Husband and wife who were Lake Havasu City grade-school teachers fired for also providing sex ed via distance learning
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this dining hall
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
  
 
 "Police also provided a picture of a phallus spray-painted on a wall. News Channel 8 has chosen to withhold that image"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
  
 
 Armed home invasion pro tip. After you kick the door in at 11:30 pm, do not shoot your accomplice right away. Failure to follow this rule erodes your effectiveness as a home invader and provides the victims with a pistol to shoot you as you flee
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(Click Orlando)
 
  
 
 DOJ asks for Matt Gaetz's wingman Joel Greenberg to get a below federal minimum sentencing as thanks for his cooperation on multiple investigations
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Doomsday rescheduled
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(Vice)
 
  
 
 Old news: Bad Boys. New Hotness: F Boys
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(Polygon)
 
  
 
 Twitter's "Official" designation, which was a thing, then wasn't a thing, is now a thing again, until like half a day from now when it will no longer be a thing again
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 "Most people that really know me know that I don't have a racist bone in my body." And away we go
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(Zillow)
 
  
 
 What does a rainbow vomiting look like? This house
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 My daughter loves her horse's name: "White Flight." Should we make her change it, or get her a second one named "Urban Crime?"
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(9News (Australia))
 
  
 
 Good news for you Aussies who thrive on things that can kill you, a cruise ship 'with 800 COVID-19 patients' is set to dock in Sydney very soon
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 The watermelons have been avenged
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
  
 
 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 11 is doughty, as in Trump may run again but I doughty will win
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 The outcome of the Georgia runoff between Walker and Warnock will likely come down to whether or not the states' Libertarians act like rationale grownups or spoiled, petulant, navel-gazing man-babies. In other words, we're boned
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Two dozen elephants sign up for Total Fark (Possible NSFW content on page)
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 California megachurch leader and other members arrested for slowly murdering 11 year old foster child
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(Psychology Today)
 
  
 
 Things not to say to a grieving friend include: "At least he died doing what he loved", "Let me know if there's anything I can do", and "Can I have his Pokémon card Collection"?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
  
 
 Schoolgirl born on 11/11/11 at 11.11am in hospital room 11 goes to ELEVENTY while celebrating 11th birthday
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(The Week UK)
 
  
 
 The world is going to end in 9 years
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(BBC)
 
  
 
 Protip: Changing your accent repeatedly, claiming you were tattooed while unconscious and saying fingerprint evidence was fabricated unlikely to stop you from being extradited on rape charges
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(WCVB Boston)
 
  
 
 To serve and protect your catalytic converter. Citizens who require assistance should consider becoming more metallic
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(ABC News)
 
  
 
 Not to alarm anyone with a Twitter account but security at Twitter right now is a post-it-note on the server room door saying "Please do not hack"
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Woman doesn't like macaque on her boobs
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(The Sun)
 
  
 
 Armor-clad surgeons remove live grenade from inside Russian human bomb, multiple pieces of underwear also removed from surgeons (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
  
 
 Illinois Nazis. I still hate Illinois Nazis
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Photoshop theme - a business that a celebrity should have
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(NBC Miami)
 
  
 
 Sad tag trumps Florida tag as responsible gun owners leave 5 kids at home alone, return to 4
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(Department of Veterans Affairs)
 
  
 
 November 11th is the day that US veterans have to decide if flashing their ID is worth 10% off on waffles. This is a comprehensive list of discounts and free stuff
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 FA by blocking and brake-checking an ambulance on an emergency call. FO by losing your driver's license for 3 years. With bonus instant karma
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
  
 
 Trio arrested for stealing the necessities of Florida life
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Day 261 of WW3: Main bridge across Dnipro destroyed, images and video on social media show. Ukraine says it's retaken swathes of territory in Kherson following Moscow's ordering of a partial withdrawal. It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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(YouTube)
 
  
 
 Aussies, is this accurate?
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
  
 
 Officer fired after 2 deadly shootings can't find work, loses dog, truck, family. Just kidding, hired as officer 40 miles away
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(AZ Family)
 
  
 
 Don't use methamphetamine or you too may find yourself illegally purchasing a wild owl, for $100, in the middle of the night, from strangers, at a local gas station. Ya rly
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(WTAE)
 
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 Abandoned graves of black World War I veterans discovered. Let's remember them this Vetetans' Day
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(Aviation Herald)
 
  
 
 Thank you flying Middle East Airlines. We hope you enjoyed your flight. As you deplane, please ignore the bullet hole in the fuselage
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(Wikipedia)
 
  
 
 Yesterday in 1975 the Edmund Fitzgerald sank, forcing Gordon Lightfoot to learn how to sing "Gitchigumi" without giggling
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Albuquerque couple face murder charges after shooting man in dispute over parking space. Guess he shouldn't have made that left turn
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(Bring Me the News)
 
  
 
 Peeper's phone pics pique police pipe poofing
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