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Mon January 21, 2019
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Teens arrested after shooting man with paintball gun. Apparently, there were no good guys with paintball guns around
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today in history 1867: The Dreadful Skating Accident of Regent's Park claimed 41 lives but nearly 150 were rescued...wait a minute. Back up. The what?
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bathtub racers
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) and we'll go into my iTunes library for a sampling of stuff I downloaded in the month of January (not this year)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Madison Square Garden February 8 for 25th Anniversary of last Stanley Cup win
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian winter Festival of Snow cancelled due to snow
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Normally people drive up to toll booth, pay toll, then drive off to cross bridge. This young woman goes for extra points, a la Death Race 2000
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The life of a flight attendant is not always glamorous. In fact, it can be downright gross
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
'Stone circle' in Scotland found to have been created in ancient times, aka the mid-1990s
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Porch pirate chews poorly
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man observes KFC worker handling money, then handling food. Then later on he observes a middle finger and food tossed in his face
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this benched man
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
"This line right here. If you cross it, you're going to jail," said the deputy "This line right here?" said Hernandez as he touched the line with his right foot
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Always bring a pike to a knife fight
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Reflecting on MLK at 90: "The baddest brother of the 20th Century"
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Florida woman saves lives. That's news. More after the bump
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Woman enters stranger's home, grabs a cellphone then strips and starts a livestream. Mom?
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(Herald Palladium)
 
 
 
Cop tells totally real concerned mom her filthy hippie neighbors are allowed to smoke weed on their porch in Michigan now and maybe she should have voted
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(The Bury Times)
 
 
 
KFC. Gravy. Smelling. Candle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pope Francis releases "Click to Pray" app to encourage the faithful around the world to pray with him. Signup for closed beta of "Pontiféx GO" will be later this year
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Once again Young Fat Boi outsmarts Old Fat Boi: another undisclosed North Korean nuclear site has been found and there may be 19 others
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Atlanta's Martin Luther King, Jr. National Historical Park has reopened on MLK Day, for the first time since the partial government shutdown began, thanks to a grant from Delta Air Lines. Next up: Welcome to Yellowstone, brought to you by Carl's Jr
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Here's hoping we end up with Julian Bashir instead of Khan Noonien Singh
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Prince Philip crash victim Emma Fairweather claims it wasn't fair weather when he was 'dazzled by sun'. The sun wasn't there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Blinded in the right. Pellet rifled by some douche in the middle of the night
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
High levels of cocaine in the river Thames leaves eels hyperactive, paranoid
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
MLK's I Have a Dream speech, because today seems like a good day for it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Bikini hiker' who liked to climb mountains in skimpy swimwear...and you've already guessed what happened
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Two Canadians portage canoes up Mt Everest because Eh, why not?
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(MoMA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clock
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
101-year-old woman who still hunts kills two deer with a single shot. Nobody goes anywhere near her lawn
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And all that jazz
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Six most bizarre insurance claims Aussies made in 2018, including a cow sitting on a car and an exploding toilet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A dingo bit me baby
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The problem with letting a nine-year old drive an ATV is that you never know when he'll crash it and kill grandma
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Sun January 20, 2019
(Fark)
 
 
 
Eugene, Oregon: Come join us for a beer and watch/discuss some Cohen testimony
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sometimes...dead...is bettah
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mask
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
"Reefer Madness isn't a documentary, man." Or is it?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"That? Oh that's just Wally. My emotional support alligator"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vegan personal trainer says people should not wear shoes, while hopping on one foot trying to get the poop coated thorn out his foot
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Four guys with rifles decide a home invasion would be fun, suffer Acute Failure of the Victim Selection Process
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Depends on the kid, I suppose
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blue woman
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(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
So, what's the plural for stolen Prius?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sending inappropriate texts to women other than your wife is no way to go through life, Mr. Mayor. It is Florida though, so maybe
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A look at how you can vaccinate yourself against the most dangerous threat to humanity: anti-vaxxers
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Go ahead and give up on your New Year's resolutions ..you're already a loser anyway
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hot off the press
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(AP News)
 
 
 
World's second oldest man moves up in the rankings
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