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Wed November 30, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Caption this kitty and her ball
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 4-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music is being crashed by a special guest. Hear a replay of founding member David Newton discussing all things Mighty Lemon Drops related on pastFORWARD. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Still playing Halloween music
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Cartel boss El Pirata buried wearing crown after being killed in drag race crash. "El pirata" is Spanish for "the pirata" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In case you missed you chance to mock Charles "Wide Neck" McDowell back in 2018, here's your next opportunity (with mugshot goodness)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
And now, today's Fark-worthy news story
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kalamazoo police on the lookout for six escaped emus
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ukraine added to list of most dangerous places in the world to visit for some damn reason or other
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How the new Wordle editor is ruining Wordle. Wait, I thought Wordle was already ruined. They ruined it again?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this laundry
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Captain Jack's early life was one of abuse & neglect, but thanks to a Portland woman who made a cross-country trip to adopt him & a community who supports him, he's now living his best life. Please welcome him & his mom to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist stopped at red light has crashing pickup feed him a stepladder. With GAAAAAA video
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trimming the the trees with strings of lights can make the holiday season chipper. Getting tangled in a string of lights while trimming trees and falling into a chipper, decidedly less so
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This "Bad Grandpa" sequel is LIT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 280 of WW3: Ukrainian soldiers are using Soviet-era weapons to hold off Russian advances, with fiercest fighting in the city of Bakhmut. WHAT is Fark's reason for the Orc obsession with that city? It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Being killed in a helicopter crash because you were suspended underneath it in a sling collecting crocodile eggs may mean you have reached peak Australia
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(NPR)
 
 
 
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Subby's 95-year-old neighbor isn't asking for much this holiday season. He's just asking for Christmas cards. Let's see if we can help him out. Thank you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman tries to open airplane door mid-flight once she realizes she's going to Ohio
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese employee hides in office 'til cops arrest 'burglars,' er, carpet cleaners, who employee didn't recognize... which should give you an idea of how often they clean their carpets
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Everyone to be forced to get gay married
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(University of Illinois)
 
 
 
Peace was never an option, eh? That's the Chicago way
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If a tree falls in the forest, and only a meth-head is around, does it make a sound?
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Movie idea: crook poses as hotel valet, steals car instead. Lame: it's only a Chevy Malibu. Lamer: it's on an island, so he can't even cross the county line
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
German climate activists glue themselves to Dinosaur Exhibit. If they went to the La Brea Tar Pits they wouldn't have even needed the glue
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tampa Airport has a giant Flamingo statue that needs a name. You know what to do Farkers
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The police are in hot purse-ute
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Apple sued because they don't keep drivers from crashing into people on the sidewalks outside their stores
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(iHorror)
 
 
 
House from 'Amityville Horror' up for sale. Realtors SWEAR it's not really haunted
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(NPR)
 
 
 
OK late bloomers
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(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
Battlefield justice has been delivered to Russians who bombed a maternity ward
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dallas considering ban on public, private gas-powered lawn equipment, driving stake into Heart of Big Oil
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Once again, cryptocurrency billionaire loses it all in sudden crash
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Twitter will no longer block COVID-19 misinformation, in move to unblock all the free speech that patriots can choke out around their ventilators
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cafe' exterior festooned with empty beer bottles
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once again, every supposed teenager online is a cop, although usually that cop doesn't murder the victim's family
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Pilot walks six miles for help after plane crash. And boy, were his arms tired
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(UPI)
 
 
 
♫ Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer / Didn't have a single care / Until the night poor Rudolph / Got all farked up by a bear ♪
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oath Keepers founder is guilty of trying to overthrow the government
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Bethlehem to become next city the protagonist comes home to when they want to settle down, raise a family. Wait, I've seen this movie somewhere before
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
How many snow angels do you have to make to clear a sidewalk, wouldn't it be easier to just use a shovel?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this praying priestess
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Are you tired of the same old radio drivel? It's time for your weekly 2-hour dose of brand new underground alternative music you won't hear on commercial radio, on pastFORWARD presents: Sonic Supernova Starts @ 3:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Bemidji Pioneer)
 
 
 
This has to be the weirdest looking former video rental store turned into Airbnb rental that Subby has ever seen. And no, it wasn't a Blockbuster
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Because real men are stoic loners who don't need "friends," they just need one true companion, a down-to-earth bro they can spend all day driving cattle with and then all night making sweet, not-gay love to in their mountainside tent
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Godless heathens on the rise, flood warnings imminent
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I hope your house is okay"
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music you won't hear elsewhere. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Qatar is sad about the 4-5 construction worker deaths that happened in the lead up to the World Cup. The 400-500 dead will be mourned. Refrain from mentioning the 4,000-5,000 deaths and please do not ask Qatar about the 40,000-50,000 deaths
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
I just killed The Terminator and now I have to get to the choppa
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