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Sun February 17, 2019
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This guy thought a wrench was the right tool to use to fix the screen on his 12th floor window. He thought wrong
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
The birth certificate is going to have to list place of birth as "Airbus 320, 'Born to Be Blue'/N523JB"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Colorado woman pens 'breakup' note on her foot before amputation. Just another relationship ending because of too much detachment
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(Circa)
 
 
 
Six years after legalizing recreational marijuana the nation of Uruguay is experiencing a 20% increase in violent drug crime. Wait, what's that, violent crime actually decreased 20%? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sat February 16, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor de Blasio eviscerates Amazon for proving all of their critics right by tucking tail and running at the very first meeting where they were not bowed down to and shown the proper respect that the benevolent Lords of Capitalism deserve
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wow, it's almost like judging people doesn't make them do what you want them to. Imagine that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom finally vaccinates her kids because she finally met a doctor who didn't dismiss her questions and act like an arrogant authoritarian. (Tag is for doctor, because barking orders doesn't work on everyone)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Largest cocaine shipment in 25 years confiscated from Mexican smugglers...at a port of entry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jussie Smollett to get national recognition for amazing acting and script writing, probably won't be nominated for an Oscar
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Lynchpin of commerce, abandoned eyesore, mobile home, million-dollar objet d'art: the humble shopping cart in all its guises merits recognition as a ubiquitous icon of urban life
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high-tech communications device
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sixty-year-old man with concealed-carry permit allegedly shoots two Walgreens pharmacy workers over his meds, escapes in Hyundai, ditches it, runs to a Golden Corral where cops apprehend him after shootout. An American tale, ladies and gentlemen
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Do you know it costs about 50 times more to make a call from an Illinois jail than the Illinois State Prison? Yeah, Jake Blues is pissed too
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Email is making us stupid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Behold the magical town in Canada where residents live alongside polar bears ... without becoming snacks of the largest land carnivore in the world
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(The Vintage News)
 
Vintage
 
Company will take your cremated remains and press them into a vinyl album. No word if it's David Bowie's 'Ashes to Ashes':
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pig with attitude
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
You know the Outback Steakhouse slogan "No rules. Just right"? Well, they need a rule for "No scamming on Valentine's Day"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turns out that ISIS may actually be on the verge of defeat. For real this time. Seriously
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not quite the happiest place on earth after all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Subby is confused ... why is the media suddenly focusing on a laser sight?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Family wins $37M judgement against cop who shot woman during standoff ... which is then overturned by judge. It's the Baltimore way. You get nothing. Good day
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Want a new husky puppy? Will you be interested in a lease? Do you have a trade in?
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(Some Fusion)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red rover
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After being "treated like air" for three minutes while shop owners ignored him, guy takes his sandwich and leaves without paying. Fark: he's a member of the Slovenian Parliament and is now forced to resign
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(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
'Animals are family too': Three cats rescued from smoke-filled home, reunited with owners just in time for Caturday, Valentine's Day edition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And in just minutes the population of Iraq increased by seven
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Woman killed by train linked to shoplifting incident. Not clear how they can be sure, as all those trains look alike
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dick Churchill, the last person living who made it out of Stalag Luft III during the Great Escape, has made a breakout from this mortal coil at age 99
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan to officially recognize Ainu as indigenous people, great crossword answer
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Sonic merges with Arby's
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
AMATEUR VIDEO: Multi-car Kansas City I-70 pileup caught on cellphone video. SLOW DOWN, goddammit
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Leslie Knope approves
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Was her husband named Wilson?
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
When the police include "similar operations have been performed at this house several times in the recent past" in the press release about raid at your home you really need to question if you are cut out for a life of crime
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
When the inspection determines the bridge is structurally "intolerable" and the span's listed in "critical condition and may require closure," you might have a problem. Obvious tag takes a different route
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a problem...with your corrupt farking PD
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When subby goes, he'd like to pass peacefully in his sleep, and not by "literally rotting to death" like a patient in this Ohio nursing home did
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(UPI)
 
 
 
News: China closes Mount Everest Tibet route to tourists. Fark: Because of the amount of trash that's accumulated
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