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Sat February 23, 2019
(Good News Network)
 
 
 
If someone is renovating their home, it usually consists of something like redoing their bathroom or installing new kitchen counters - not transforming their house into a wondrous feline playland like this man did on Caturday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen murders real estate developer father with dog leash while the dog was still attached. Claims he suffered constant verbal abuse over minor things like dishes being left in the sink, homework not being completed, and one can assume unwalked dogs
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Defense for murder suspect goes with the old "The victim faked her death and moved to Canada while auditioning for a horror film" reasoning. That should convince the jury
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now this really sucks. RIP funnyman
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The wreck littered a dozen vehicles across the highway, crushed like pancakes. Good thing nobody was driving them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
All levels of Florida doing Florida things, on a sunny Florida Friday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PROBLEM
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Russia has no navy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man puts the cracker in Cracker Barrel
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
PETA: Steve Irwin deserved to die
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Forget to pay a fine in China? No more travel for you, Citizen
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
"Congratulations. It's a several-hundred-pound, 20-foot-long baby fatberg. Have you picked out a name?"
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses charges against Schlitterbahn Waterpark officials over 10-year-old boy decapitated on their Verrückt water slide in 2016 because Kansas
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Nut rage" Korean Air heiress learned its unwise to attack flight attendants in public, now attacks family members in private
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When transporting 500 pounds of weed, you might want to drive faster than 40 mph on a speed limit 70 turnpike
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Fake pop-up Museum of Toys to display hilarious fake merchandise, some of which subby would be tempted to buy with real money
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Fri February 22, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today in dirty old men news: Regardless of their age, men will always be attracted to women in their early 20s
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Another Amazon breakthrough: pre-stolen packages
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Staff at pediatrician's office wears shirts stating "VACCINES CAUSE ADULTS" after major measles outbreak
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Romulus Police suggest when checking into hotel be sure to check for clean towels, bed bugs and the occasional forgotten firearm. Most illogical
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The road, the road, the road is on fire
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Ah, the good old days, back when rules were rules and you had a good view out of your cell window at Alcatraz
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
C is for Correlation, not Causation; that's good enough for me
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Another church schism over disagreement as to what part of the Bible you should believe
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Friday, March 1: San Jose Fark Party - Stone Brewing Tap Takeover at Market Beer Company with Drew and Stone co-founder Greg Koch
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(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
Kids can be arseholes, but showing up to work drunk might not be the best way to deal with it. Not saying it's wrong, just frowned at
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Suspect in armed shootout in Napa Valley had been deported three times, according to ICE, who claim he had hints of red currant and cocoa and should have been cellared for three to five years
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(AOL)
 
 
 
A man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client, but a man who punches his lawyer in court is just a fool
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Old man yells at cross
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A federal judge wants to climb the Statue of Liberty so he can properly sentence the woman who climbed the Statue of Liberty
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Local village shop re-opens a day after being ram-raided for its ATM. In other news, Dante Hicks seems to have relocated to a small village in Kent
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Family who for 40 years believed their dad killed his wife and buried her in the backyard finally decide to have a look and discover their dad killed his wife and buried her in the backyard
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(Nope)
 
 
 
Photoshop this set of choppers
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
A parent's guide to look, a squirrel
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In other news, Pakistan and India are in full "Imma punch ya" mode
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(Loudoun Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested at Dulles for carrying six pounds of chocolate. Authorities hashing out the charges
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I don't want to hear about any of that freedom-of-the-press stuff" small-town sheriff tells journalist
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Q: Why do people think cats are psychopaths? A: Your cat doesn't care what you think, just keep the salmon treats coming, hooman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A stark reminder that the 1970s decade was a horror show of fashion
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(Some Little Helpers)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sleep aids
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
R. Kelly charged with sexual abuse in the key of A Minor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Butt wipers of the rich and famous
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Cocoa Beach considers reduced penalty for marijuana possession, in spite of fears of people going crazy for Cocoa Puffs
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Lawmakers want to stop you from tattooing your eyeballs. Hell, I want you to stop tattooing your eyeballs, jeez
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Kraft engages the Shaggy Defense
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(OK Whatever)
 
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What's better than a 200-year-old penis in a box? How about three of them?
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Hello. 911. What is your emergency?"; 'Hello, this is dog.' "Hello. 911. What is your emergency?"; 'Hello, this is dog.' "Hello. 911. What is your emergency?"; 'Hello, this is dog.' "Hello. 911. What is your emergency?"; 'Hello, this is dog.'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ames, Iowa police having fun on Twitter before snow/ice storm
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Are New Yorkers having less sex in public? Or is it just Subby?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pack it in civilized world, it looks like the world's next global power will be run by private military contractors (possible nsfw content on page)
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