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Fri May 27, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
I bet he converted a lot of catalysts
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mic, drop
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
West Virginia woman has the proper response to a crazed gunman with an AR-15
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brazillion police use mobile gas chamber to deal with protester. Rest will be rounded up and marched to the showers
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Texas Department of Public Safety Director bails on Uvalde police. "It was not the right decision. It was the wrong decision. Period ... We believe there should have been an entry. We don't have time,"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Booze, musicians, books, and weird crime are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 19-25 Amateur Carpentry Edition
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man convicted of 1st-degree murder in beheading case... and having a man bun while not being Toshiro Mifune
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas coffinmaker discusses his decision to make 19 caskets for victims and goddammit I'm crying
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"None at that time"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sprawling industrial plant
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Timeline of events in Texas shooting
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Only like half have a chance of escaping the tag
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now for something completely different. Become a Liechtenstein maritime expert in four short sentences
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
And you thought carpet in the bathroom was bad
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
You know the war is going badly when even Russian lawmakers are asking Putin to stop the fighting
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you're in Florida and start a story with "I was smoking my meth pipe...", you can rest assured it's probably going to end up on the main page of Fark
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is where the kidnapped Ukrainians go
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
They often call him Speedo, but his real name is Florida Man
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
On today's episode of blame anything but the guns, Mo Brooks blames Texas school shooting on 'out-of-wedlock childbirth'
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
A real cliffbanger: Randy couple caught having brazen sex on edge of a cliff (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gunmaker pulls out of NRA convention. "We believe this week is not the appropriate time to be promoting our products in Texas at the NRA meeting." Oddly enough one of their products was 'criminally misused' at the shooting
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Despite the horrific slaughter he carried out Tuesday, Ramos insisted that his son was "a good person" who "stuck to himself"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde school massacre survivor smeared the blood of her friend over face and played dead because apparently that's a skill a 11yo needs in America
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Houston Mayor explains that a legally-binding contract prevents the city from canceling the NRA's annual conference this weekend but "the NRA can postpone it a week or two to allow the families to bury their children"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why it keeps getting harder to stop a bad guy with a gun
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Break out those tiny violins, folks. The overcrowding in American Express Centurion Lounges is getting out of hand, which means Platinum card holders are having to endure the same things as other people such as long waits like common peasants
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(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
When they banned toasters, I didn't speak up because I wasn't going to the Trump rally
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
They're starting to fight back
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Wester word of the day for May 27 is uncanny, as in: The nanny was sick, so the baby's uncle filled in as the uncanny
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
'Concern' after ocean orca spotted in French river. Authorities do believe it's lost its way and is now looking for a plateau de fruits de mer at a local cafe
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
🎵 And I'm proud to be an American. But screw the NRA.🎵
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
In this corner, weighing in at 226,963 tons, the Royal Caribbean Harmony of the Seas. And in that corner, what used to be the dock in Falmouth, Jamaica
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(MSN)
 
 
 
An earthquake in Peru is so far-reaching that it was felt by seismographs in Kentucky
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate writer reflects on the actual, precise moment that he finally made it past the bluster, distracting Tweets, constant self-promotion, and general bullshiat and was finally able to see Elon Musk as the abject conman he actually is
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Child gets scared by Teletubby statue and destroys it, leaving his father with a $4,000 bill
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Did a retired federal agent know in advance that Buffalo shooting was going to happen?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What happens whenever there's a school shooting massacre in the US? The stocks of US gun makers rise of course
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't panic just yet, but the number of COVID infections is between 4 and 32 times higher than last year at this time
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Think about what you just said, sheriff
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Putin's Chechen warlord pulls a Ronnie Reagan 'the bombs will be dropping in 3..2..1' on Poland in response to Warsaw's steadfast backing of Kyiv
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(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
Fark dot com: American Folklife and Mythology, Drew Curtis: Philanthropist Playboy Author
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beer-related scooter mishap
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 93 of WW3: Russia intensifies bombing of eastern Ukraine. UKA admits defenses outmanned, outgunned. US offers advanced LRMS. Heavy fighting in Luhansk region. Legal experts accuse Russia of inciting genocide. It's your Friday Ukraine War thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher teaching abroad: No matter what you say to foreigners about guns in America, they think we're bananas
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist Convention leaders release their secret [alleged] sexual abuser list.19 years, 700 entries, no consequences
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As police narrative around the Uvalde shooting gets hazier and more convoluted, Texas Rep. Joaquin Castro asks FBI to investigate
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Regarding the FBI's botched Larry Nassar case, the Agency has investigated itself and found no wrongdoing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russia is rounding up Chechens and forcing them to fight in Ukraine. "The abducted are required to sign a paper stating that they are volunteers to be sent to Ukraine, otherwise they are threatened with fabrication of criminal cases." All is well
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
O_O
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
8th grade class worked tirelessly to prove a woman weighed more than a duck
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