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Fri October 13, 2023
	What has four wheels and fries source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	2
	Shut up and end your own war source: themoscowtimes.com \| share: Copy Link	20
(Some Goat Guy)	Photoshop this blunt retort source: arcticphoto.is \| share: Copy Link	8
	Do you have enough of your medication on-hand to hold you over until Corporate Executives start treating their pharmacy staff like human beings? Probably not source: cnbc.com \| share: Copy Link	68
	Giant Palestinian flag pops up on a mountain in Northern Ireland. Apparently the people there have something in common with other oppressed people source: news.com.au \| share: Copy Link	97
	'I'm a ghost hunter - and I've been cursed by the world's most haunted doll'. Source: Trust me, bro source: mirror.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	41
	Happy International Fail for Daylure source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Traffic delays on Ben Franklin Bridge were caused by A. Pothole B. Accident or C. Man's body on roadway source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Doctors say they regret pushing "Excited Delirium" as an excuse for police violence. Senile Agitation, Moral Insanity, and The Vapours still considered legit source: twincities.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	Latest item Russia is running out of in the Ukraine war: Body bags. No word on sunflower seeds source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Toxic chemicals at 245 U.S. military installation have potentially poisoned every man, woman and child who lives nearby. Enjoy that taste of Freedom® source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	56
	In the current Face/Off, Russia is finding that Ukrainian trains carrying Hard Boiled troops and equipment are a Hard Target that's a Mission: Impossible II to destroy source: forbes.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	'Beaverton City Council says meeting was hijacked by AI bots spewing hate speech' source: koin.com \| share: Copy Link	57
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for October 13 is circumvent, as in The Knight kept things bottled up inside, when his page told him circumvent source: merriam-webster.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	"Nobody has eaten the Mona Lisa. Jeff Bezos needs to take a stand and make this happen" source: benzinga.com \| share: Copy Link	34
(Some Guy)	Mapped Hamas' Gaza tunnel network where desperate underground fighters will have last stand in Israel war source: themirror.com \| share: Copy Link	95
	If you are lucky enough to win one of those "billion dollar" lottery drawings, here are the cities where they have the "most affordable" mansions source: ozarksfirst.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Pull up a chair by the wood stove and listen as AvE explains why Friday the 13th is unlucky source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	In a move that only helps the situation, France bans all pro-Palestine protests source: edition.cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	155
	While the Mary Lou Retton story should be one of overwhelming public generosity for a fallen sports hero, some are left wondering why a person who was last reported to be a millionaire living in a mansion needed a crowdfunding bailout source: mercurynews.com \| share: Copy Link	187
(Some Californian)	Photoshop these strange volcanic columns source: thatadventurelife.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Married couple arrested by police after suggesting a border wall was needed to keep Puerto Rican landscapers out of the US source: nbcconnecticut.com \| share: Copy Link	140
	Israel to 1.1 million residents of northern Gaza: If you could spend the next 24 hours evacuating that would be great source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	878
	Oklahoma has spent less than 1% of its COVID recovery funds source: kfor.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Everything you see and hear about Israel and Palestine and the ongoing war right now online isn't exactly true. Here's how to wade through the misinformation and avoid spreading it source: vox.com \| share: Copy Link	118
	Day 597 of WW3. Orcs continue throwing men and machines down the toilet with nothing to show for it, and Ukraine says the slow delivery of Western military aid has delayed their expected victory by 6-9 months. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	358
	Fortunately, even after admitting to the crimes, he is still being supported by his church source: thestarphoenix.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Nearly naked prostitutes prowl the streets outside San Diego. Nearly naked but for their genitals. And no one can stop them. No one except...PROSTITUTION MAN. No, no, not even him source: news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	153
	Giraffe has trip and fall accident that destroys family car, creates giraffic jam source: fox7austin.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Hard to believe but there was a time during WWII that a US Navy sub actually 'sank' a locomotive with a 'land torpedo' source: military.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Nuke 'em from orbit, it's the only way to be sure source: news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Bad Idea: Getting drunk at your own promotion dinner. Almost certainly a career-ender: punching your girlfriend in the face, repeatedly, after getting drunk. Isn't that right, Chief? source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	61
	Nearly half a billion small tech items thrown away, and from the looks of the photo, I bet I know who did it source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Army: Now that you ask, we really don't know where all of our extra weapons are. A little here, a lot spread out somewhere source: govexec.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	"This is not John Travolta in Grease," said Sgt. Gandhi. "These are not just innocent kids going on street races. They are operating recklessly." Other late-70's & early-80's movies unavailable for comment source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	44

Thu October 12, 2023
	Piss off the mob, and you wake up next to a horse's head. Slightly irritate a random asshole, and you come out the door to a dead raccoon on your windshield source: wcvb.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	THE best, most well known and beloved meteorologist in television history has announced his retirement. Tag is for the forecast source: wgntv.com \| share: Copy Link	70
	Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me five times, shame on - shame on - oh just light it on fire source: electrek.co \| share: Copy Link	33
	Previously mayor of Sunbury PA could not discuss why the police chief was replaced. We now know it was because he is accused of stealing $7000 from fire company. He retired from the force this week. Now the mayor is refusing to discuss his pension source: wnep.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Meanwhile it seems the Joker has escaped from Arkham again, gone on the lam in rural Scotland source: news.sky.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Lawsuit: AirTags are the path to the dark side. AirTags lead to stalking. Stalking leads to murder source: arstechnica.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Photoshop these deck chairs and umbrellas source: gannett-cdn.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	So what did you do with YOUR Pandemic stimulus check? This guy hired a PI, and got his name cleared for a murder he didn't commit and released from prison source: news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	66
	The good journalism is coming from colleges these days source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	"OMG, he's hawt I could look at him all day." "Do you really think that's appropriate to text during a murder trial, Your Honor" source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	56
	Man fired from job moving bodies for making moves on a fake body source: wowt.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Oh, I don't know, maybe MAKE SURE PEOPLE ARE PAYING ATTENTION TO DRIVING THEIR CAR INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	126
	Andy Dufresne unavailable for comment source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	19
(Subby Sounds Fat)	Photoshop this chopped chocolate source: everyhomeremedy.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. We're Too Wealthy to Have Cats Hacking Our Infrastructure edition source: twitch.tv \| share: Copy Link	2

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