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Wed November 13, 2019
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A new airplane auto-landing system from Garmin can save planes when pilots pass out. And now that's in your head. Pilots. Passing out. While in mid-air
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
It's been eleven years and the answer is still Florida brought this on itself
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Princess Barbie birthday party. New hotness: Great White shark birthday party (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Photoshop this whispered secret
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why headline writers shouldn't microdose: "Cops Bust Unicorn Protesting White Supremacy at Indiana Farmer's Market"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scornful New York socialite burns through ten divorce lawyers in her quest for the gold. Will now represent herself in her two year battle for revenge despite the marriage only lasting 14 months
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gynecologist says you should not use your electric toothbrushes as a sex toy
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
According to Massachusetts police, there is such a thing as too much whiskey
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Alibaba says Singles' Day went over like the breakfast shift on a Monday at a strip club down by the river
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Venice is flooded right now but how can they tell?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In which we finally discover what it takes to get a judge suspended in Indiana. Of course, alcohol was involved. And somewhat surprisingly, White Castle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We'll all be eating hair pie in the near future. Oh, air pie. Sorry, my mistake. I'll need a few more minutes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyamalan couldn't write a story this great
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop how you would decorate and/or improve this car dashboard
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Having dogs can increase your lifespan. I have two dogs. Does that mean my lifespan will likely be twice as longer? I want to know now, which is just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Black Death confirmed in Red China
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Daddy's Little Slut kids t-shirts may have been removed from Amazon but there's still plenty other off color Xmas merch to buy. Plus hear all about Drew's adventure wearing a #freehongkong shirt courtside at a Warriors home game last week
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Remember that pedestrian bridge collapse at FIU in March 2018 that killed 6 people? Turns out, it wasn't an accident as much as it was intentional, gross negligence on the part of everyone but the actual workers
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Family discovers racist clauses still lurk in home sale agreements
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The dome covering the radioactive waste left by the US in the Marshall Islands after our bomb tests is rapidly degrading because of climate change. So of course we're not paying the money we already promised and denying that the mess is even ours too
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Anger management consultant opines on the rash of violence at Popeyes. He encourages people to take a time out to think about their actions and DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT CUTTING THE GOTDAMN LINE OR I WILL CUT YOU
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Finally, a reason to live in a neighborhood with an HOA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
51 children injured after man attacks Chinese kindergarten with sodium hydroxide. YOU LYE
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mr. Limpet is still 'thrumming' along
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Man attempts to blow up strip club after being kicked out for bad behavior. Apparently getting kicked out did not stop his bad behaviour
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Are you a homeless vet that needs a home? How well do you like Milwaukee?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There is a new hypercar being launched. The most powerful and quickest production car yet. Over 2,000 horsepower. Quicker than a Tesla. So what name did they think fitting for such a car? The Owl. I guess no one ever took a marketing class there
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(AOL)
 
 
 
First, yes, AOL is STILL a thing, and second, enjoy this "controversy" about the pigs in a blanket chew toy being included in something called a BarkBox
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Tue November 12, 2019
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
If he was the medical examiner, who will examine the medical examiner? Coast Guard?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Technically, using a chainsaw does not give you "the edge" in an argument, but it does give your argument teeth. Bonus quote: when asked if the victim needed an ambulance, Stasiuk replied: "I'm going to make sure he doesn't"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Horny deer smashes through medical center window because he thought his reflection was going to buck-block him
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
Suspected "gardeners" break into hardware store, stealing bags of potting soil, pots, and a bird feeder. Also make off with four chainsaws. Maybe they need to fight some evil dead, but that doesn't really explain the bird feeder
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to two Oregon legends, Tonya Harding and blowing up a beached whale
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Catastrophic medical outcomes result as patients are not seen by doctors, but apparently by whatever intern happens to be standing around
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"Begun...the Omaha Inflatable Turkey Wars have"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Move fast and break things" worked out great as a governing philosophy for Facebook, so there's no reason we should be worried about the new batch of orbital companies adopting it too, right?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Reckless driver told cops he was speeding home after "cheating on his wife"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Eight people hospitalized in hazmat situation in North Hollywood, that strangely does not involve a new Jayden Smith movie
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man loses thousands to a guy playing cards, gets revenge by setting him on fire in a car, but leaves behind a trail of clues including burns on his body and Google searches of "can u shoot through a seat" and "how to treat burns"
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(Some Test)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soil sampler
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Watch this video of Fark's Server Monkey going bananas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now here's a gender reveal you can get behind (NSFW)
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
The federal government wants states to mandate cyclists wear helmets. Cyclists say: Fark that
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
She failed the bar exam but decided to open a law firm anyway. Let's see if anyone noticed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cat swap costs man frequent flyer miles
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Catastrophic Fire Day" proves to be one of the least popular Australian holidays
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fisherman survives crocodile attack by going all Three Stooges on him and poking him in the eye
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Want to visit Harrod's famous Christmas grotto this year? Hope you've spent some money during the year. "Visiting Father Christmas shouldn't be reserved for those that are fortunate enough to frequent the store and spend thousands of pounds"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Jordan foils plot against diplomats and US troops. Hopefully, this will finally get him in the Hall of Fame
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
85-year-old man converts mobility scooter into a tank. You'll stay off his lawn now, whippersnappers
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