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Tue September 28, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Sooo, about that dream holiday in Cornwall your family's been waiting for all year... turns out we overbooked your hotel, so here's one in Uxbridge instead. Have a great day"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Purdue Pharma/Sackler family settlement will give victims and their families a check for tree fiddy and a coupon for 50% off the co-pay on their next prescription for OxyContin
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
With all other problems solved and the country running as smooth as ever, Donald Trump once called his press secretary from Air Force One to inform her that his penis was neither small nor shaped iike a toadstool. All righty then
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. State Dept. moves to emergency evacuation of idiots too stupid to understand that taking a cruise during a pandemic might not be a good idea
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Has mocking unvaccinated Covid victims become a new "blood sport," and if so, will Jean-Claude Van Damme star in the film?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
It's probably nothing, but scientists may have picked up a radio transmission that sounds like "prepare to witness the firepower of a fully armed and operational battle station"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
People who will be going to future Glastonbury Festivals please stop peeing in the river nearby, you're doing so many drugs you're giving the fish a contact high
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this artistic ensemble
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
New bronze statue of woman in see-through dress sparks sexism row in Italy. Marble statues of completely naked women all over Italy from a different era still OK
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(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
This is the scariest dog you'll see today
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(Eudaimonia)
 
 
 
Americans are getting ripped off and they don't even know it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
COVIDiots take precisely the wrong lesson from Delta surge
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Summer is gone, Fall is upon us... anyone still growing anything? Come inside to discuss whether we should wind down your Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday September 28, 2021
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
High school principal goes into fascist mode, has 15 students arrested for demonstrating for his firing
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Branson hospital gives employees panic buttons after assaults triple
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(CBC)
 
 
 
39 miners trapped after lift damaged, will be forced to use secondary ladder system to escape. From a kilometer underground
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Woman charged with making bomb threats at boyfriend's workplace so she could spend more time with him. And there subby thought romance is dead
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
I was just enjoying some roadkill when a cop shows up
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Rare unicorn sighted: An honest unvaccinated person as he states, "We weren't thinking about other people"
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Mon September 27, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Well tomorrow should be a fun day in the NYC public school system
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
She had nice tail feathers
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Rioter from the 6th pleads three felonies down to a single misdemeanor, gets probation and community service
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From the "yeah, they knew what they were doing" files, marketing campaign for coffee chain tells customers to flick the bean. Subby tried but couldn't find it so gave up and had instant instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you under 40 years old? Thanks to your elders you can expect an 'unprecedented' life of extreme heat waves, droughts and floods due to climate change
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A rare sea eagle that escaped from its enclosure has been repeatedly spotted around Pittsburgh. Even a real eagle doesn't want to be in Philadelphia
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes, yes, yes, a thousand times YEEEESSSS
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Write a funny review for this ordinary object
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Which section does this fall under, "D'awww" or "Food"?
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
People see the musical "Hamilton" for the fighting, but not for the anti-masker fight with theater staff
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shapely decanter
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman accused of firebombing a Buddhist temple. On the bright side, she now knows the sound of two hands clapped in handcuffs
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Some Indiana Beaches closed after US Steel plant leaks a rusty discharge. Your mom joke is in there somewhere
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
City employee owes over $100,000 after failing to pay tolls for ten years. Tag is for getting caught because he bragged about it at work
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fark it, we're doing eight lanes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and busted: America will get flying cars by 2021. New hotness: half a million US households lack indoor plumbing
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Southern California has too much water. Wait, what?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In the latest bat-shiat insane speculative article about Brian Laundrie, we get a psychotherapist telling us that social media posts of images of werewolves and demons proves someone is a monster
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
The population of Washington DC is just under 1 million, if you count the 200,000 cats
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Given that the country of Norway literally invented going berserk, what did they expect?
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Bad: filing a false police report. Worse: to cover up a theft that you made. Fark: of a parrot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gravity defier
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
'Customer finds naked woman in Jeep for sale.' Hopefully it's the Jeep that's for sale
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(TMZ)
 
NewsFlash
 
Guil-pee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shooting averted at US Open of Surfing. Val Kilmer inconsolable
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hiker injured in Sandwich accident - She was delicious
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Heroic bass player who was shot in leg while stopping gunman is able to return to stage after being given throne used by Dave Grohl, who used it on stage after breaking his leg, and by Axl Rose, who injured his SHA NA NA NA KNEEEEES KNEEEEEEES
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Biden gets shot live on TV
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Bad: Fired by email. Talibad: fired by letter sent to UN Secretary-General
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
'Instagram for Kids' put on hold due to push back, potentially imperiling plans for "Baby's First Ethnic Cleansing" groups on Facebook or Twitter's After School Cthulhu Cult
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Hundreds gather for return of PotatoFest. And it isn't even an election year
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