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Fri August 12, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gunman kills 10 in Montenegro after "a family dispute". The other half of the country's population to observe 3 days of mourning
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How hot is it Ireland? Well, for the first time in 400 years they've had to take King Puck (a wild goat) down off his 50ft tall throne
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this annoying pest
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Anybody need to take a pit stop?
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(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Australia, the continent where everything is trying to kill you. Even Google maps
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bank robber in Rome caught when tunnel he was digging collapses. Apparently his ancestors never passed on all that helpful information about the arch
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Guy openly celebrates winning $53,000 at a Florida casino. Three guys noticed and followed him back to his hotel
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you're a building power wash company, discharging your waste bleach in a nearby creek may not be a wise financial move
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Workers decide that they did not want scoring four touchdowns in a high school football game to be the highlight of their life
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
It's a paradigm case, a paradigm case. Someone likes paradigm cases
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Warrant unsealed: Documents stealed, pardons dealed (PDF)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Got a haircut recently? Congratulations, you've destroyed evidence
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month July 2022 voting for Main
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Month Voting for July 2022. Links to the voting threads for all ten tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines!
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Can't make ourselves look bad for being impotent following a school shooting
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As long as you're going to be cleaning up war damage in Ukraine anyway, why NOT have a rave?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peaceful atom
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK braces for water rationing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Even raccoons can't resist a good pizza, well it was Pizza Hut but raccoons can't be choosy
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Guess where you won't get to use Medicare for gender-affirming care
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(Politico)
 
NewsFlash
 
TFG under investigation for potential obstruction of justice, Espionage Act violations, ketchup abuse
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida grocery store has grand opening and hours later becomes a wading pool the first time it rains
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Your lawn is killing the planet
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario Premier Doug Ford swallows a bee while talking about privatizing healthcare
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Millionaire might have to check his other deep pocket for more change after watching his 150ft £20million superyacht erupting into flames just one month after he bought the boat
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(East Hampton Star)
 
 
 
This week on the ever boring East Hampton Star police blotter: An Amagansett man called the cops to report a police cone in the middle of his street. The police determined there was no hazard to be marked and removed the cone
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
And you thought the guy with the loud speakers in his trunk next to you at the light was annoying
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you've been planning on having that medical emergency you always wanted this summer, you should try not to do it in Seattle
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
South Korea to begin construction of a chip plant in the US in 2023, surprising some observers who say we already get all the chips we need from potatoes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bomb 1. Bomb 2
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 12 is melancholia, as in: Sometimes you hear bacon calling your name, but somedays melancholia
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Cost of law degree hits $330,000 at Columbia (not including the cost of Adderall)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Someone has finally gone for the fatwa bounty against Salman Rushdie
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(Today)
 
 
 
The CDC now says if a kid is exposed to COVID but not showing symptoms they can still show up at school
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If, like me, you've been locked in bitter family arguments about who owned which swans in Norfolk 450 years ago, good news
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(NPR)
 
 
 
America's 3 top companies describe 3 dire warning signs about the state of the American economy. 1) It's too hard to find workers willing to accept slave wages, 2) Telecommuting makes micromanaging the slaves harder, 3) We have to pay taxes now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The trees are fighting back
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(US News)
 
 
 
Translation: Putin threatens to attack European nuclear plants
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns (warning: graphic)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC subway riders have seen it all - literally (NSFW)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this copyright-crushing camel
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Not-so-sneaky Kangaroo caught trying to break into Australia's Russian embassy. No word if the roo was on a spying mission or this being Australia, a killing mission
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
...huh
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
South Carolina, it's time you start getting your storm supplies ready. A 'time traveller from 2090' is warning of the 'worst hurricane in history' in coming days. It shall be known as 'the chosen one' and will cause havoc upon the whole east coast
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 170 of WW3: Ukraine accuses Orcs of shelling the Zaporizhzhia NPP again. Zelensky claimed Russia is maximizing the risk of a nuclear disaster and turning the site into a "battlefield." It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Damn it, Darwin, you only had one job
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
South Korea has investigated its wealthy citizens for white-collar crimes, lightly penalized them and found that they are deserving of pardons. Naturally
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 75 year old New Yorker found dead. News: In his apartment with at least a week's worth of decay under his belt (and over it too I guess). Fark: surrounded by WMD manuals and canisters with biohazard label on them
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(University of Nebraska, Lincoln)
 
 
 
This is why sh't's on fire, yo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's just like any other love story: Two recovering drug addicts meet; they fall in love; they move into a sewer; they live happily ev--wait, back up one
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