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Sat January 19, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe shuts off the internet to stop the spread of false and malicious reports about a violent crackdown by their benevolent security forces
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Remember Warren Jeffs? His brother resurfaced recently with plans to build a large building on a remote plot of land in Minnesota
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Man sleep proposes to his girlfriend while on Ambien, claims to have no memory of the event the next day. The question in my mind is now: is Ambien a powerful halucinogen or a convenient excuse for actions you regret the next day?
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Thanks to the government shutdown, DC workers have nothing better to do than sit around with their dick in their hands
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Fri January 18, 2019
(Inside Climate News)
 
 
 
Not News: Coal ash is contaminating the water supply in West Virginia. Still Not News: And Texas. Fark: And at least 20 other states
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada and Norway locked in international moose-off over whose is bigger
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bill proposed to allow Washington State students to use medical marijuana in school. Allowing experimentation in the lab with the chemistry teacher still a ways off
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook hit with another 'record' fine. It's possible that they'll need to look in the other sofa, but I doubt it
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Protein bars recalled for undeclared proteins? That's just nuts
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Utility worker in bucket truck needs to find new pants, hose out bucket after close encounter with tractor trailer (video)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I don't care what you're selling; if you advertise in this manner, I will never purchase your product
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Commuters in Seattle dealing with the closure of the viaduct are advised to leave early, be patient, and try not to let their cars catch on fire
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
"The best thing to do is remove yourself from the situation." So, moving out of Australia then
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Excuse me, do you have Prince Philip in a new car?
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Fark Ready: Smoking crack, sex while driving land Nashua man under arrest in Manchester
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And the award for best police officer name ever goes to... this guy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this water tower
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
UPS driver strips, grabs wet biatch in what could be the plot of Magic Mike 3
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Criminal: "You'll never catch me alive, coppers." Nearby pond: "lemme help"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sleepless Nebraska student builds 84 snowmen in one night. This story is brought to you by Adderall
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Manson follower who tried to assassinate President Ford is now living quietly in upstate NY, at least until one of you asshats puts the White Album on
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(Greeley Tribune)
 
 
 
♫ Swastika Acres is the place for me / At least that's what it says on my deed ♫
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Three years ago, India committed $3 billion to cleaning up the Ganges River. Let's check in on how that's going... oh
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this colorful donkey
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Is a gang of serial killers murdering young men across the country? Possibly. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Police department seeks volunteers to get drunk -- and the response is overwhelming
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
El Chapo's 29-year old mistress becomes the latest person to "flip" on him at trial, describing in detail their relationship and business dealings she was involved in; and since his WIFE was also in the courtroom, she's likely the NEXT one to flip
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Mayor of Jamaica, Iowa arrested at 420pm for 18 plants
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Woman chugs an entire bottle of cognac when stopped by airport security. What's her Fark handle?
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana is so backwards the Nazis live in Zionsville
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Let's play a game. Without looking at the caption, can you spot the camera in the photo of the room? No? Well, Airbnb claims it's easy to see, so that means you consent to being secretly filmed
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Echo park mudslide crushes cars. ᴱᶜʰᵒ ᵖᵃʳᵏ ᵐᵘᵈˢˡⁱᵈᵉ ᶜʳᵘˢʰᵉˢ ᶜᵃʳˢ
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
A metric ton of weapons-grade plutonium? A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with that stuff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why is China blurring men's ears? I SAID, 為什麼中國模糊了男人的耳朵?
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Yale pulls out of plan for contraception vending machines
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Magazine suggests women put parsley in their vagina to induce period. Doctors say this is a terrible idea. Also, as this is the Daily Fail, we must now doubt the existence of parsley and periods
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dancin' doggie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Best Korea celebrates its victory over the ocean by opening a beach resort
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Silly smart objects, smart toilets, and cars too smart for their own good. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz, January 6-12 Cornbread Edition
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two words: S......l......o......t......h y.......o......g......a
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York City will be a snowing freezing hell this weekend rather than its usual regular hell
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three Bentley owners prove that the cars have great brakes in £1 million pile up. New driving skills not included
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(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Reset the church shooting clock
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when your ceiling-based burglary spree through four stores is doomed to failure, you drink the liquor you stole and fall asleep until the cops show up
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(St. Louis Public Radio)
 
 
 
Winner of Ironically-Named Retirement Home Contest, Friendship Village doesn't want any old lesbians around
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(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Subby and Woburn Police on the lookout for Marijuana Claus, but not for same reason
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man killed by hit and run driver just blocks from his home. Well, if they know where the driver lives, why don't they go arrest him?
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(Lonely Planet)
 
 
 
Virgin penetrates wet hole, hits bottom
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
What the fark are you doing? (HONK) Get the fark out of here, you clown (HONK, HONK)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Like a slow-motion version of Final Destination, man who escaped from the World Trade Center on 9/11 is killed in Tuesday's terrorist attack in Nairobi
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