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Thu August 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't worry everyone. The University of Georgia has solved the covid dilemma
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
UN discusses Kashmir for the third time, as they attempt to find some common ground between fans of Physical Graffiti and supporters of their later works
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(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Photoshop this white bathroom
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
6pm ET - It's the Fark News Livestream Today's theme is overlooked bits and buried ledes. Also what do the NRA and Hookers for Jesus have in common? Tune in to find out
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Is that wrong? Are you not supposed to do that?
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Grandma teaches 13-year-old grandson how to bowl with cars. "I ain't know what to do. I pushed the brake, but she pushed the gas pedal and went straight ahead and started crashing into those folks"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
That's not what you're supposed to be monitoring
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China sentences Canadian to death for drug production, in dramatic escalation of the Communist party's war on Tim Horton's
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
VP pick announced. Make your guess and then click
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cops went to a party at a bar in LA despite, y'know, the obvious
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Hasbro rethinking Trolls doll that laughs out of its private area after being tickled
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kigali's colorful convention center
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Are you a meth smoker? No, but I did stay a San Francisco Hotel for Homeless last night
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Germany begins requiring purity tests and papers in an effort to control ze contagion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The fight scene from Anchorman just broke out at a California hotel
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sure, your Capital One credit card might have been hacked and your credit score ruined, but Capital One just had to pay the equivalent of an 80-cent fine for that happening to you so as you can see it all works out in the end
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
In addition to pimping super secret stock tips, Motley Fool apparently also has articles. Here is an insightful one on how Las Vegas screwed the pooch on Covid-19, with help from L.A
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Life's not a beach at Bikini Beans Coffee in Phoenix
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Beirut explosion linked to Russian ship storing ammonium nitrate left in port, called 'floating bomb', failed IQ test
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(Untapped Cities)
 
 
 
Building from the 1964-65 World's Fair somehow made it from New York City to St. Louis is now home to a pizza joint. No word it yet if the world's best pizza place has rubbed off on it
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Poll says Americans still love overpolicing
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Georgia schools respond swiftly as images of crowded, maskless students go viral. By suspending the kids who took the photos
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
What is round on both sides but has COVID in the Middle?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Test your knowledge of art. Hint: #7 is not Harry Potter in a dress
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Wife of suspect in Burger King slaying arrested. Wendy, Ronald, Grimace, Colonel Sanders, and Jack already being rounded up for the lineup of usual suspects
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American healthcare companies are experiencing an "embarrassment of profits" related to the pandemic. Soon to be experiencing an "embarrassment of laughter" after being asked to consider lowering premiums for their customers
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(Some New Wave Guy)
 
 
 
This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/goth/new wave includes music from Buzzcocks, Red Flag, The Soft Boys, and B.E.F. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #145. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Remember when the biggest problem America faced was maniacs flying tiny planes full of drugs around? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New York AG is attempting to dissolve the NRA. Dyslexic geneticists remain confused, continue search for CT
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Don't mess with 84 year old men before they've had their morning coffee
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(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Molotov cocktails found at day care." Kids these days, I tell ya
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Remember that Tanzanian small-scale miner who struck it rich with a huge gem find a little over a month ago? Well he's done it again, this time with one worth $3m
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
75 years ago today a second dawn broke over Hiroshima and the world would never be the same
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Penn State students required to agree to Covid compact before returning to campus. In return, the university promises not to cover up rhythmic slapping sounds
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Three teens with AK-47 in backpack try to escape police by climbing over wall, hide on Mar-a-Lago grounds. They chose poorly
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Because you love change, we're making changes to Fark subscriptions
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mississippi schools opened last week with few restrictions. Now, 116 students are at home in quarantine
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Today in explanations that don't ring true: "Um it was a costume party and she was dressed like she was pregnant, but she was really pregnant and I was dressed like I was pregnant but I was really fat, and she was an assistant and she um assisted. We good?"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
You've seen the picture of students crammed into a hallway on the first day of classes in Paulding County, Georgia, maybe three masks among them? Looks pretty bad, right? It's worse. It's so much worse. Sad tag wins out over Fail and Murica
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(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tarn
 
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Atlanta In-Person School Update: Four Days, Four Schools
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Superspreader infects 91 at Ohio church. GOP Governor sends strongly-worded letter to all churches to please pretty please wear masks, is more afraid of "faith-based leaders" than of COVID. Deep Church
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sad: Great-grandmother humiliated after being arrested, strip searched and more at Disney World for having CBD oil in her bag. Hero: She's suing the shiat out of them to the tune of $18 million in damages
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Okay, people...last time: DON'T DRINK THE HAND SANITIZER
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley investor sparks privilege backlash after advertising for 'best teacher in Bay Area' to create micro-school of seven kids in his backyard and promising a salary that will 'beat whatever they are getting paid'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Because cash rules everything around me Georgia universities are making students LESS safe this fall
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Facemask mandates won't work if we don't educate the morons opposed to them
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
BC Appeal Court deems woman's requested job title to be too cool
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Man takes a motorcycle on a test drive and never comes back
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drive-ins of Walmart
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