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Sun December 16, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Not content with dragging people off their planes, killing passengers' dogs, or selling seats from underneath a toddler's diaper, now United Airlines is banning Santa (hats)
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(Mountain Xpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this quartet
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Mega Church pastor defends his $200K Lamborghini gift to his wife: 'It wasn't a pastor that bought the car. It was a husband'
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
IRS releases new shorter Form 1040 for 2018, but with six new schedules
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ta-Da
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two men share a name, one is a 90-year-old US army veteran the other is a dead Chechen Isis member also known as "Akhmed the One-armed". Guess which one is on the no-fly and no-international-mail lists?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
It's almost 2019, where's my flying car? Oh, wait...nevermind
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not News: Mercenaries rescue college student trapped by ISIS. Fark: The mission was organized by his chemistry professor
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Networks to start bidding war for new sitcom in 3... 2... 1
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man, those must have been some seriously hot wings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Zombie cyclone" terrorizes Australia, bringing with it half a metre of raiiiiiiiiins
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Want to really enjoy the season of giving without all that stress? Simple, stop giving
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this procession
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Scienticians at the Rick Romero Institute's West Island Of New Zealand Campus discover correlation between decreased fuel prices & increased motor vehicle accidents
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Maybe News: "Porch pirate" steals an Amazon package. Fark: It is full of cat crap
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Think you can still party in Utah? Think again, buddy
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You try to help out a fellow drunk Catholic by massaging his stomach to help with vomiting, and then your hand slips and you're suddenly massaging his genitals. I hate it when that happens. Don't you, Reverend?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would you pay $2000 for a better orgasm?
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
105 years for theft? *reads article* Yeah, that does seem pretty low in this case
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
On this delightful Fraturday, let us be reminded that brotherhood has no borders, ages, or genders
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago suburb forced to reexamine short-term housing rentals after a wedding party rented a home and had drummers, raucous parties, and a horse
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Sat December 15, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Eight drunken Santas arrested, four cops hurt ... your typical Saturday in New Jersey
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Police no longer permitted to shake down motorists by the side of the road in Michigan
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(EuroNews)
 
Boobies
 
Old and busted: French protesters wearing yellow safety jackets. New hotness: silver painted NSFW protesters
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Hey, who wouldn't want a free $500/month? Wait, you have to live in Stockton? Keep your money
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(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
Letting the public submit a name for a new elementary school? Schooly McSchoolface? Sure. Dwight Schrute Elementary? Cute. Osama Bin Laden Memorial School for the Gifted? Never mind. School district committee will have to be the adult in the room
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Cribs: Super-rich doomsday-preppers edition
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pepper eater
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"A driver and his passenger were uninjured when railings pierced their windscreen." *clicks link*. HOW???????
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Here's a fantastic explanation of how your brain reacts to pot. Canadian Farkers: it's even better to read this while high
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
I guess you three owe that teachin' lady an apology
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Russian tanks suddenly lined up on the Ukrainian border? That sounds ba- hey look Eggnog (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fatherly)
 
 
 
Most men are sexist according to a bunch of broads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of a stick of gum and wrapper
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Miners in Canada have found the largest diamond ever found in North America, a 532-carat stone the size of a chicken egg. Will be carved into a moose and mounted on the crown of Queen Elizabeth
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Next Mass pot shop to be located in center of giant labyrinth. Goblin King interviews begin next week
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Today's forecast for Hong Kong neighborhood Sham Shui Po: Sunny with high chance of money raining from the sky
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain raises weather warning level to "Cor, blimey" as temperatures drop to 25°F or, as it is known in Wisconsin, "t-shirt weather"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Priest at a funeral: a) Tells the parents and the friend of the deceased what a great guy he was, b) Tries to comfort the survivors, or c) Says he's farking roasting in Hell and keeps on going after dad tells him to stop
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Lone suspect on horseback seen rustling 56 head of cattle. Did someone hit the time machine button again?
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Where do I apply?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's time for Headline of the Year voting - first round. Follow the links here to vote for every month and every tab! Come choose *your* favorites
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Carnival to add a roller coaster to the top of a cruise ship. There is no way this could possibly go wrong
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It's high time for a higher alcohol tax. It would save lives, prevent crime, and mostly affect excessive drinkers. There, this drunk said it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ignoring the warnings of NATO and the EU, Kosovo decides it needs a bigger army. Serbia is enraged, Russia is siding with Serbia, and the US is happy to provide guns and ammo to a new conflict. Anyone know if Franz Ferdinand has a great grandson?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high tech sneaker from 1986
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Isn't it odd that all these racist public rants lately involve white women? Nah, it's just a NYC subway rant, Never mind
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hunter spots two points of red light in darkness of forest, so naturally it must be Bigfoot because there are no other animals that could cause this effect (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
One in four teens are too scared to drive. The other three are just too busy texting behind the wheel to even notice
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(Monterey County Weekly)
 
 
 
"When somebody adopts an older cat, that just amazes me. They are heroes. They know that they're going to have grief, but there are so many rewards. These older cats are so happy." Welcome to a Golden Oldies Caturday
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