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Sun October 14, 2018
	Photoshop this flying pilot source: cdn.theatlantic.com \| share:	15
	CBS News decides to visit a Flat Earther convention and finds that the illogical, unscientific group is bigger than feared, and they don't think a rover landed on Mars either. "Most people think we're idiots" source: rawstory.com \| share:	149
	Two-metre bull shark leaping into boat with a seven-foot crocodile lurking nearby? Meh, just your typical Australian family fishing trip source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	11
	Who brings a gun to a 1 year old's birthday party? Oh right, Texas source: koaa.com \| share:	108
	Pokemon Go October Community Day, Bay Area. Let's meet on the 21st, 9:00am at Justin Hermann Plaza Bocce Ball Courts source: fark.com \| share:	72
	How polite are Japanese people? Man asks to rob a convenience store and is told no. So he leaves, goes to police station and turns himself in source: odditycentral.com \| share:	38
	Here's why America should have its own Dia de los Muertos. Surprisingly, not so we can commercialize the shiat out of it source: latimes.com \| share:	77
	Suck it blondes and brunettes, gingers will take over the Earth because they age better source: irishpost.com \| share:	122
	World Health Organization calls for a reduction in C-sections, says there's womb for improvement source: sciencealert.com \| share:	48
	Apparently the trick to roundabouts is that you are supposed to drive aROUND the traffic circle. Who knew? source: motor1.com \| share:	59
(Some Guy)	There are difficult landings, there are landings where the plane doesn't quite line up with the runway ... and then there is this landing source: newsflare.com \| share:	78
	CSB Sunday Morning: Putting your foot in your mouth source: fark.com \| share:	80
	Couple decides to try a "year off" from marriage. Any guesses as to what happened after that year was up? source: redbookmag.com \| share:	217
	To sterilize silverware, put it in 249 degree F water for 15 minutes. Asking the waiter to bring you boiling water to your table for that purpose does not work unless you plan on ignoring your 17 month old and hiring an attorney. This is Fark source: fox6now.com \| share:	184
	Dr. Stupid says eating just seven extra calories a day will make you fat source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	77
	Frederick Douglass. That extra S at the end isn't preceded by an apostrophe so that you know he isn't owned by any man source: newyorker.com \| share:	37
	Teen spikes classmate's drink with Viagra, now looking at hard time source: metro.co.uk \| share:	72
	As Trump disallows foreign tech workers, Canada scoops them up source: mercurynews.com \| share:	93
	C'mon, we've all been there. You accidentally slip in dog feces and stab your husband. It could happen to anyone, right? source: fox35orlando.com \| share:	27
	Once your credit score hits 750, trying to make it better is a waste of time source: cnbc.com \| share:	130

Sat October 13, 2018
	USPS worker tries to sell $630,000 of stolen stamps to lick gambling habit source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	23
	It's not unusual to file an insurance claim that someone has smashed into your truck while it was sitting in a parking lot. However when the other vehicle is an airplane it's a different story source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	106
	Photoshop this cocktail source: latimes.com \| share:	11
	What a load of balls source: fairfieldcitizenonline.com \| share:	46
	Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic source: ktla.com \| share:	42
	Sorry, zoo's closed. Cougar out front should have told you source: nydailynews.com \| share:	53
	Furpile of sadness my fur friends. Steves have marfed Tony the Tiger from Twitter because of all the yiffing, it sounds like fursecution source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	69
	Photoshop this gourd drop source: 1.bp.blogspot.com \| share:	25
	After auto theft, "Police urge residents to lock their vehicles as none of the vehicles in question had their doors locked, and that several unlocked vehicles still had keys in the ignition." Evidently, some people still live in Mayberry RFD source: 1071thez.com \| share:	127
	sllafretaw gnisahc og t'nod source: twitter.com \| share:	94
	Trump supporter calls the police on a black Lyft driver because he wouldn't turn on the radio. "I feel racially profiled...because I'm not black" source: yahoo.com \| share:	406
	Welcome to Whose College Is This Anyway, where the tuition is free, everyone gets a job, and the points don't matter source: theatlantic.com \| share:	69
	"Hey cancer survivor, go and be ugly someplace else." (Asinine tag is for store manager) source: foxnews.com \| share:	125
(Some Kids)	Photoshop this leafy frolic source: modernpest.com \| share:	16
	Tennessee dad tries to kill his son with a chainsaw while his son's mowing the yard. So the son mows his dad's leg. Off source: newschannel9.com \| share:	102
	Some people can only dream of living on a houseboat in Amsterdam, but that's the reality for dozens of feral and abandoned cats in the city. Come visit De Poezenboot on Caturday source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	506
(Some Belgian)	Always treat every weapon as if it was loaded. Especially when cleaning it. ESPECIALLY when it's the 20mm cannon on an F-16 fighter jet parked with another fully-fueled F-16 directly in the line of fire in front of it source: aviation24.be \| share:	103
	Only you can prevent forest fires. Oh, and goats too source: npr.org \| share:	47
	What are you dressing up as this Halloween? We promise not to steal your fantastic idea. You can trust us source: journalstar.com \| share:	163
	Air Canada plane was a few feet away from being in the worst crash in aviation history. Come for the Kisses, stay for the Weener source: cbc.ca \| share:	63
	Man sets new Guinness World Record for number of walnuts cracked with his head in one minute. Still wonder why aliens have never contacted this planet? source: upi.com \| share:	22
	Crackhead spent 8 years working in a Massachusetts crime lab... stealing drugs and cooking meth... and no one noticed source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	51
	"Bones reveal Neanderthal child was eaten by a giant bird" source: cnn.com \| share:	81
	Savannah authorities seek person responsible for sticking googly eyes on their statue of Revolutionary general Nathanael Greene. Judging by the picture, Terry Gilliam needs to be brought in for questioning source: islandpacket.com \| share:	54
	"As an Australian, it was very cool to rob an American bank" source: warwickdailynews.com.au \| share:	21
	Know how I know you didn't read the book? source: news.com.au \| share:	44
	Truck driver in California is sure that "no vehicles over 39 feet" is just a suggestion, learns otherwise source: youtube.com \| share:	126
	Big Bump da bump bump I'm gettin a raise ... maybe source: marketwatch.com \| share:	52
	Religious schools are vastly superior, but it's not that icky religion that's the cause; here's an atheist twisting in knots to explain it away source: patheos.com \| share:	162

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