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Wed June 20, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Woman says she only had 3 drinks and doesn't remember proposing to her sober driver, stealing his car, or driving 80 with him clinging to the roof rack
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Prisoner called Spider-Man climbs up onto jail roof; falls and breaks three bones. Movie script still needs work
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man who drove forklift through Lit Restaurant Supplies was likely Lit himself
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(C|Net)
 
Weeners
 
First there was the Wienermobile. Then came WienerDrones, Wienercycles and Wiener Rovers. Now we have a freakin' jetpack on the scene
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Teenager sent to hospital because of venomous A: Snake? B: Spider? or C: Caterpillar?
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Meatloaf thief on the loose. Police warn that he'll do anything for love (but he won't do "that")
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(Buy 2 for discount)
 
 
 
Strange: Performance artist sold bottles of hot dog water at street festival. Stranger: For $38 per bottle. Fark: Sold about 60 liters
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists who want to assure you that are not "proponents of abstinence" are nevertheless warning that our current guidelines for how much alcohol is safe to drink per day (1 drink for women, 2 for men) are way too high and will kill you
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Charleston, where 40% of all US slaves entered the country, may finally apologize for its role in the slave trade, lose out on its chance to host tent city concentration camps for kids
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cool tower
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(Daily Mail)
 
Woofday
 
Discovery of the earliest known domestic dogs suggests Americans had canine companions more than 10,000 years ago. Your dog wants a Giant Ground Sloth for Wetnose Woofday Wednesday
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Texas billboard tells liberals to keep driving until they leave the state. Liberals say way ahead of you on that
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(BBC)
 
 
 
News: A serial killer might have been causing patients to overdose on opioids at an English hospital. UltraFark: At least 456 patients and possibly 200 more
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Motivational quote for today: "It might feel bad to make a mistake, but at least you didn't do anything as bad as send a motivational quote from a Nazi general to all the students at a university"
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
West Virginia's noodling and frog seasons are open. "No better time than now to go frog gigging"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A lot of these temporary separations of children from their parents at the border are permanent. Goodbye mom and dad, they had to argue over legislation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Multiple people stabbed after huge brawl breaks out on Coney Island beach. No word if the Warriors came out to play
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for unlawful possession of firearm. No word if it's the one tattooed on his face
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Yet another article thinks that $/SF of house is a meaningful way to judge a tiny cottage in Palo Alto being listed for $2.8 million
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Well New York City, you can have air conditioning or you can have subway service, but you can't have both
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Psychic medium called a scam but not for the smart reason
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
In the dark of the night. During a terrible thunderstorm. You hear a crazed voice coming out of a tailor's basement laboratory:"Igor, fetch me some denim"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Photos show man plug in huge PlayStation 4 setup on NYC train, obliviously game away across multiple seats. People didn't start to freak out until the shoe removal
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(Patch)
 
 
 
By the time most people were just finishing their lunch, ambitious man had already committed burglary, arson, hit-and-run, auto theft, and vandalism, in addition to a slew of other crimes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
At least they aren't separating babies from their mothers right? Right?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police officer Dad recreates Father's Day photo with son sitting in his lap in his police cruiser 20 years later ...now also a police officer, 6'7" and, well, they're gonna need a bigger squad car
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Alcohol You Later
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good food tastes better when it is served by an attractive lady, say most men
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hop-Con 6.0 Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout release party in beautiful San Diego, California
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Apparently having hired the ad agency of Orwell, Stasi, and Gibson Jack Daniel's unveils a billboard truck at LA Pride week that uses facial capture technology to incorporate the faces of parade-goers into the video projected on the side of the truck
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(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
How many flags could a woodchuck steal if a woodchuck could steal flags?
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Car owner picks the perfect time to trade it in
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Wite pride strikes again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to pick your mental health therapist. 1. Is she soft spoken and kind? 2. Is she attentive to your needs? 3. Does she drag a nail salon owner with her car because of a bad nail job?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man dead in Long Beach Shooting. Police refuse to say how long the shooting was
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(Global News (Canada))
 
NewsFlash
 
O Canada, weed stand on guard for thee
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dead principal. Caught sayof cheating. New York Post looking for why she had $3.2 million dollar estate -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Never bring a machete to a weed whacker fight
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Last week's harrowing tale of triumph over adversity
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this judgmental bird
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Either the Zombie Apocalypse has begun or Chicago cops were just a mite too hasty in pronouncing a shooting victim as a DOA
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: If you're the person who dumped an alligator in a Florida WaWa store, the police would like to play a sad trombone for you
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Nine students arrested after turning in textbooks, throwing left & right hooks during Last Day Melee
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Today's item spilled all over the highway: 80,000 pounds of chicken. Emergency breadcrumbs to be air-dropped
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah" "What is it, Cheeta?" "Ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah" "What, the leopard has fallen in the well? You take care of it I'm busy"
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Geesh, I thought that everybody knew that lube and Sprite go better with Chicken Tetrazzini. What an amateur
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Spray parks are a great way to cool off in the heat of the summer... unless they're spraying raw sewage all over your kids. POOP FOUNTAIN!
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The enduring mystery over who actually drinks advocaat may have been solved
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Finally, a stupid food trend goes into New York instead of coming out of it
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