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Mon October 01, 2018
(Metro)
 
  
 
 Notice: Water will be provided free of charge to restaurant customers. All others - including acid attack victims - will be charged a nominal fee
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
  
 
 Louisiana has finally been explained
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(The Raw Story)
 
  
 
 Which of these things that will get a Catholic priest fired: a) sex with kids, b) multiple attempts at covering up abuse, c) liking a post about same sex marriage on Facebook
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 What are the odds of finding a "sanitary pad" in your hot pot meal and then finding another one while dining at another hot pot restaurant the following day? Pretty good if you're a scammer trying to extort money
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 Weeners
 
 Man takes bonking sex robot to a WHOLE new level
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
  
 
 If you're an elected official staying in a hotel on the taxpayer's dime, it's best to not smoke so much pot in your room that they have to call in professionals to get the stink out
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
  
 
 You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Car Engine
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(PennLive)
 
  
 
 "Welcome to our diner. Please ignore the naked man trying to jump through one of our windows"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 North and South Korea to begin demining their shared border. Because as we all know, a mine is a terrible thing to place
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(NBC Washington)
 
  
 
 Washington, D.C. council member and former mayor Vincent Gray learns what happens when you pull the "don't you know who I am" routine at a gay night club
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
  
 
 Inmates at prison get a hankering for Chinese food, order takeaway delivered by drone
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(WGNO)
 
  
 
 If you're going for your sixth DUI it might as well be at the library
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
  
 
 Notorious serial killer who murdered 15 people revealed as serial Scrabble cheat
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
  
 
 "I arrived last night and have already slept with five girls" - Inside Munich's adults-only Oktoberfest (NSFW)
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(Contemporist)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this potentially booze-soaked apartment view
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(The Norman Transcript)
 
  
 
 Oklahoma's long state-wide nightmare is over: Today the process of repealing the 18th Amendment is over. The beer shortage is over. Let the selling of wine and high-point beer in grocery stores begin. Suck it fans of low-point beer
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
  
 
 In search of cigarettes and tobacco, knifeman robs dairy and gets away. Those cows must be REALLY free-range
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(Washington Post)
 
 Weeners
 
 Fark-ready headline: "One student's junk is another student's treasure"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
  
 
 Kate Middleton's mother sparks outrage after she starts selling a perceived "Zombie Princess Diana" Halloween costume for children
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(AZ Family)
 
  
 
 Barbershop suffers from quartet of break-ins
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(The Atlantic)
 
  
 
 You stand a greater risk of being murdered by a co-worker than you do a complete stranger. And, if you believe you're not doing anything that will get you murdered, maybe you're the murderer
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(Lima Ohio)
 
  
 
 Exterminators say to not to try to kill insects or rodents yourself. Coming up next, water bottlers say to not drink tap water
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(Independent)
 
  
 
 Italy has become a battleground the crazed, insane anti-vaxxer crowd is winning
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 Man proposes to girlfriend on Colorado peak, manages to get them lost
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Sun September 30, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
  
 
 Mormon Slenderman clothed in all-white has been mysteriously standing outside the Salt Lake City LDS Temple
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(YouTube)
 
 Video
 
 Dude owns Karaoke night like a boss
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
  
 
 Thieves add IROCKs to Toyota's lineup at one Upstate NY dealership
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
  
 
 University allows group to offer students at student orientation event advice on how to become sex workers. Career Day should be interesting
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this busy social calendar
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(KTBS Shreveport)
 
  
 
 Old and busted: Public water systems contaminated with lead. New hotness: Public water systems contaminated with brain-eating amoebas
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
  
 
 Mom takes 12-year-old daughter to urgent care clinic, is then denied treatment because she can't be black kid's mom as she's white. Who knew that particular clinic adopted a new policy that family is only just skin deep?
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(Forbes)
 
  
 
 Five sensible things to do if you win $500 million lottery. No mention of how insensibly you'll spend the money
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 "I'm not going to blow the money" said winner of $19 million lottery in 1998. Let's see where he is today. Federal prison? For bank robbery? You don't say
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
  
 
 "Mountain goats are being airlifted out of a National Park because they crave human pee"
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(The Atlantic)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this man and his orb
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
  
 
 Nursing homes: Once they get their clutches on you, they'll never let you go. "You go there to die"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
  
 
 Contractor sends threatening emails to family for not paying for work he didn't do, to include time bombs, acid attacks on kids' faces. "Your family has never encountered anyone like myself. I'm all done being a nice guy"
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(Kansas City)
 
  
 
 "I should have put my family ahead of the Army" (Asinine tag is for U.S. government)
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(Whiskey Riff)
 
  
 
 Maid of honor chugs bottle of fireball, punches best man, steals car, nearly runs him over during wedding. The Florida Aristocrats
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Diaper shortage reveals that Iran's in deep doo... um... er... trouble. Yeah, trouble's the word I was looking for
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Probably a bit creepy but at least you know they like getting it on, so you've got that going for you
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(WSBTV)
 
  
 
 Was zip-tying a toddler a bad thing for a pre-kindergarten teacher to do? Should I not have done that?
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(BestLife)
 
  
 
 Ever wondered how much time you'll spend stuck in traffic in your lifetime? No? Well that's because you're (relatively) normal, unlike these seriously bored researchers
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(Unilad)
 
  
 
 Mothra sends her minions to French town in the form of a cloud to stake out the local streetlights for the coming alien moth apocalypse
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
  
 
 Florida grandma scares off naked intruder by popping her dentures out
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
  
 
 Scientists who apparently have something against Darwin and his ways now call for 'no selfie zones' after shocking study finds too many people around the world are killing themselves taking selfies
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
  
 
 Kidnappers are among the worst people on earth. A 23-year-old woman who targets the families of missing children to scam them out of money runs a very, very close second
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this paddler
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Because the truth is teenagers are simply assholes
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(NBC New York)
 
  
 
 Pitching a tent on the subway and "smoking drugs" in it might not be normal, but in New York it is
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