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Tue March 23, 2021
	James Huntsman sues LDS church to recover millions in tithing. Church says tithing is voluntary. Guess those year end meetings with church officials to square up your 10% "donation" based on your annual income is voluntary too? source: sltrib.com \| share:	6
	Scottish obituaries can be wild rides source: scotsman.com \| share:	14
	Guess Fox will call this one a "Terrorist" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	107

	Today's 2 hour serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from New Model Army, The Specials, OMD, The Bolshoi, and General Public. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like pastFORWARD #202. Starts 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	44
	The secret to having more of your state vaccinated? Have fewer people (offer not valid in SC, MO, MS, AR, UT, TN) source: npr.org \| share:	55
	The Boulder police officer killed yesterday was the father of 7 children, had briefly become "internet famous" for a viral photo of him and his fellow officer rescuing ducklings, and had been looking for a new, safer, job because of his family source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	240
	80s movies, rare music, luxury automobiles, and comics are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 7-13 InstaPot Edition source: fark.com \| share:	19
	Man with a hell of a sweet tooth arrested for for stealing over $1,200 worth of Girl Scout cookies, drugs in car source: local21news.com \| share:	24
	Yeah, don't make any plans to visit D.C. even though it's about time for the now, new annual Covid Blossom Festival source: dcist.com \| share:	20

	How does one need to be 'rescued' from a sex shop? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	64
	AstraZeneca vaccine, which was bad, then good, then bad, then good, now bad again. For now source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	68
	Chicken nuggets: serious business source: wkrn.com \| share:	32
	"Look at this cute little octopus I'm holding in my hand. I especially like the tiny blue rings" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	64
	Photoshop this lonely sports fan source: wwwcache.wralsportsfan.com \| share:	15
	Your neckbeard is increasing your risk of getting covid source: cnn.com \| share:	76
	Police training question: What is the proper number of hours to detain the husband of one of the corpses in a mass shooting in an Asian massage parlor? Answer: 4 source: cnn.com \| share:	105
	I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a man who was born with no collarbones that has the insane ability of being able to 'shoulder clap' (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	11
	How many question marks are too many question marks?????? Six - and they will now cost Loughborough University $20,000 source: nypost.com \| share:	44
	Apparently there's a new Standard Operating Procedure for cops, shooting you before you open the door. Then shooting you again source: duluthnewstribune.com \| share:	66
	Sexually transmitted ebola outbreak to the left, death metal cover band names to the right source: sciencemag.org \| share:	29
	DeSantis Spring Break is proceeding as expected -- drugs, rape, 1000 arrests. All is well source: miamiherald.com \| share:	61
	Man dies after jumping off 14th floor Panama City Beach hotel balcony with parachute that failed to deploy. Aw chute source: al.com \| share:	122
	Arizona man outdoes Florida man by hijacking a national guard caravan transporting COVID vaccines in texas source: wafb.com \| share:	40
	Homebuyer victim of covid rules. Seller pockets money then refuses to vacate source: fox9.com \| share:	120
	The latest thing you're doing wrong, or in the case of Farkers, not doing at all: weight lifting source: insider.com \| share:	49
	Man appears surprised by murder charge source: klkntv.com \| share:	26
	Bad: Man impersonating a police officer. Good: Police arrest man impersonating a police officer. Fark: Police arrest police officer impersonating a police officer source: ktla.com \| share:	13
	When the stars are right, you get some amazing photos. And not just of a Elder God coming to devour your soul source: soranews24.com \| share:	17

Mon March 22, 2021
	Mother Nature offers to toast your weenie source: bbc.com \| share:	17
	Drunk woman with BAC 3 times the legal limit drives car into lake, with "I regret nothing" mugshot goodness source: wndu.com \| share:	43
	Homeowner finds a man in his chimney. It wasn't Santa source: katv.com \| share:	16
	A train runs directly through this pink lake and Federico Fellini would have loved to capture it on camera source: thedrive.com \| share:	9
	Bring out your tartar sauce source: wusa9.com \| share:	11
	Never bring a hookah to a knife fight source: mlive.com \| share:	10
	They were the linemen for the county source: citizensvoice.com \| share:	30
	Finally, a 42 second video that clearly and calmly explains why antimaskers are against masks source: twitter.com \| share:	125
	Old and busted: complaining about time zones. New hotness: trying to figure out if an office is open at 23:30 on the other side of the planet once everyone adopts UTC source: bloomberg.com \| share:	78
	Englishman decides 3 days before Brexit he simply HAS to have that £5,000 new bike which is only available from a shop in Poland, then writes to national newspaper when hit by import chaos and taxes source: theguardian.com \| share:	70
(Some bamboo eater)	Cute cuddly panda attacks caretaker in Belgian zoo, claims it was the victim of abuse and has two black eyes to prove it source: brusselstimes.com \| share:	29
(Some Phluphy Pheline)	Photoshop this cloud-like cat source: fark-usrimg-850.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com \| share:	17
	Pennsylvania postgrad Pammer plans period poverty prevention program source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	12
	Indian smugglers have been hiding gold in wigs. When they get caught, there'll be hell toupee source: indiatvnews.com \| share:	29
	7 p.m. Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream, Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays edition source: twitch.tv \| share:	5
	This drone bringing you footage of Iceland's erupting volcano as it spews boiling lava is the most stunning video you'll see all day source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	47
	Arkansas solves the thorniest problem facing its public schools - lack of mandatory performance of the National Anthem before every school-sanctioned sporting event source: twitter.com \| share:	99
	Another sign America's getting back to normal: Active shooter in Boulder, Colorado store source: abc7.com \| share:	587
	Mother of the year candidate learns you can't beat a prison sentence the way you beat your 11 year old son when you think he stole your drugs source: pennlive.com \| share:	34
	Woman with mysterious hole reveals her bomb shelter source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	38
	You're feeding your pets wrong. Your dog wants 14 ounces of steak source: lifehacker.com \| share:	70
	Once the world returns to normal after the pandemic, many Americans actually don't want to return to normal source: cnbc.com \| share:	177

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