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Mon August 03, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BLM protestors just marched up the head of the KKK. Let's see how this plays out
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Retiree, 82, busted for DUI told cops Donald Trump drove him to drink too much vodak
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russiarona vaccine now available. Possible side effects may include halitosis, retroactive birth defects, scoliosis, lower back pain, feline leukemia, paralysis, mudskippers, coma, and death
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know how it is: if you can't get your caffeine because the coffee shop is shut, sooner or later you're going to crash
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swim with the whales, they said. It'll be a once-in-a-lifetime experience, they said. What could POSSIBLY go wrong, they said
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with letting COVID get all the glory, Florida man ups death toll in state because Burger King employee was too slow fulfilling girlfriend's order
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish teenagers on an inflatable doughnut rescued from the sea. Not to worry - they're safe and whole, but a bit salty from the experience
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Victorians struggle with return of coronavirus, cholera, TB, workhouses, and underage chimney sweeps
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Amid efforts to stop the spread of coronavirus across the region, an Irish pub in Spain bans Sweet Caroline
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy "not handling the pandemic well" gets in shootout with cops over face mask
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Boomers become the echo
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1982, a sodomy arrest resulted in controversy, as the legal system took the concept in before finally discharging it out the back end in 2003
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Myrtle Beach police call in back up to detain dangerous criminal wearing a thong on the beach. No word on if the multitude of crime scene photos will be released after a thorough examination
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Portland police declare unlawful assembly. Seems like a weird thing to deduct on your taxes, but okay
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Play stupid games win stupid prizes, bonus round
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida State House Rep. Randy Fine (R-ona) admitted to hospital over COVID-19 diagnosis
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Clear glass came to ancient Rome from Egypt. Soon every Roman could walk into a bar, hold up two fingers and say "five beers, please"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What is it with Prince Andrew and toes?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some completely unknown reason, parents don't want their children to attend school in-person. *cough cough*
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
New Irish information campaign asks young people to have 'online sex' to curb the spread of Covid-19 instead of the usual drunk sex they're used to
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Eat Out to Help" scheme starts today and are we still doing "Phrasing?"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nobel Peace Prize winner John Hume has died at age 83. Brit Hume unavailable for comment
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Why does the military at least attempt to do a reasonable job of holding their people accountable for misdeeds while law enforcement is completely inept at it?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
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"Macomb County morgue buried in scandal after penis cake shows up at office"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two-tone car paint making a comeback. Can whitewalls, chrome on everything be far behind?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these abandoned mannequins
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The cat reportedly scampered out of its holding room and escaped through a fence when prison guards came in to feed it." Also, someone apparently trained an eagle to deliver drugs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melbourne enters Stage 4 pandemic lock down for six weeks after a surge of 600 cases, or approximately how many tested positive for the virus in Iowa last week
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Crystal-clear footage shows "fast-moving UFO" hurtling across face of the moon. Definitely not a bug crawling across the camera lens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
B📯X The BLU😭
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Church decides to remove 700-year-old pews because obese and disabled people can't fit down the aisle. Surprisingly some people are outraged over this
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexican police catch Peter Gabriel
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Police chief thinks he deserves higher pay, tells the city's mayor who took a pay cut to stuff it
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
News: Man collides with police vehicle. Fark: While on water skis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China is trying to catch ALL the fish
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Nine states set new single-day Coronavirus records last week
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, you make Yemen aid
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Sun August 02, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
60 Minutes: Here's how California completely botched marijuana legalization
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Who's keeping track of how many health care workers are dying of Covid-19? The CDC? HHS? OSHA? No, just this one anesthesiologist who stays up late at night reading obituaries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paper crack pays. Scratch on, Farkers
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
When contactless delivery goes wrong
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely sports photographer
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Everything you could ever imagine a Trump supporter to be like is all made manifest in this one guy. The Serpentor of MAGA. No Duh as to what state he lives in
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In America her hospital bill would come to $1.34 Trillion
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fox loves Crocs, according to dox. Spox for Crocs says stocks in the box. No word on Spocks in smocks, socks, jocks
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because 250,000 people apparently can't bear the thought of not being able to drive into a hick town in South Dakota this summer, the Sturgis bike rally will proceed as planned
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this profusion of butterflies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx announces what everyone's known for a month
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