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Tue September 27, 2022
	Sure, I'll just put that through our copy machine then send it via vacuum tube to upper management source: ndtv.com \| share:	11
	Man breaks into Chicago Police station and points guns at SWAT members; dramatically overestimates the element of surprise source: msn.com \| share:	20

Mon September 26, 2022
	Local Rock Star washed away by Fiona. So young source: cbc.ca \| share:	18
	Some days you're the hero. Some days you're the victim. Today, you were both. :-( source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	26
	Perukes were flipped and monocles dropped at the thought that defendants were being released because of a trifling technicality that...the defendants don't have lawyers because of a strike. Tag for the prosecution source: bbc.com \| share:	21
	One squirrel. One Bakery. Everyone goes nuts source: upi.com \| share:	23
(Some Guy)	You can't park there m8 source: burnabynow.com \| share:	12
	When the only thing to save your buttocks from catching fire is a piece of cardboard source: soranews24.com \| share:	29
	Small New Jersey deli embroiled in "$100 million sandwich scheme." That's a lot of bread source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	50
	Photoshop this jug source: twitter.com \| share:	14
	Denmark reports pipeline gas leak underneath the Baltic Sea, ship traffic in danger. Cause unknown, but those damned butter cookies are a leading suspect source: apnews.com \| share:	86
(The Alpena News)	Michael Jackson, and he's moonwalking his way out of Walmart with a glove full of mismarked merchandise source: thealpenanews.com \| share:	52
	Magnus Carlsen responds to Niemann's end game source: twitter.com \| share:	129
	Good: County relieves 47 Deputies for failing their Psych Exams. Holy-Shiat-WTFBBQ: Keeps them on with pay till they can "pass" their next Psych Test source: ktvu.com \| share:	128
	Duke of Norfolk: You can't ban me from driving for jumping a red light while on the phone because I'm organising the King's coronation. Magistrates: Fined £1,200 and banned for 6 months source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	45
	A boy with cancer hoped to see monsters. Hundreds of strangers showed up in costume. 'We never expected something like that.' They should have cleaned up all this dust first. Tag is for everyone who helped make it happen source: msn.com \| share:	40
	Photoshop this BubbleGate source: hackaday.com \| share:	14
	Oh, you sneaky British bastards source: independent.co.uk \| share:	79
	Woman hospitalised as Chihuahua turns out to be a Shih Tzu source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	89
	In an effort to polish iats image as a lofty place of academic endeavors escaping a shady past, Peen State decides to allow alcohol sales in Beaver Stadium source: wjactv.com \| share:	40
(Some Guy)	News: Los Angeles is opening a new light rail to the airport Fark: It doesn't actually go to the airport yet source: thesource.metro.net \| share:	120
	While Hurricanes for most Floridians are just one more thing to put on the massive pile of "Things Trying to Kill You" but forecasters are warning that Ian is "'something that we haven't seen in our lifetime,' source: cnn.com \| share:	196
	39 years ago today, Stanislav Petrov saved the world source: vox.com \| share:	76
	Viva Cuba source: apnews.com \| share:	79
	ArriveCAN is GoneCAN source: cbc.ca \| share:	89
	Story about how Florida guy is champion pizza maker. All I can see is hair ending up in the dough source: fox13news.com \| share:	59
	America's Penis braces for sustained heavy blowing source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	124
	Dedicated individual keeps ex-wife's grave watered and fertilized for years after her death source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	86
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this work-in-progress source: lh3.googleusercontent.com \| share:	13
	What's worse than being attacked by a monkey? Being attacked by a monkey and falling off a roof. What's worse than being attacked by a monkey and falling off a roof? Being attacked by a monkey and falling off a roof then being impaled on a steel rod source: littlethings.com \| share:	57
	Country that is 26% below sea level, has 6200 km of navigable waterways, many more that aren't navigable, and a capital city that would flood if they ever stopped pumping the water out is running out of water source: nltimes.nl \| share:	46
	Day 215 of WW3: At least 100 people arrested for protests against partial mobilization order. Two more mass burial sites discovered in Izyum. Annexation referendums continue in four occupied areas of Ukraine. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion source: aljazeera.com \| share:	582
	If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk source: masslive.com \| share:	13
	How do you say "Reset the Clock" in Russian? source: bbc.com \| share:	67
(Some Guy)	Cops: "We need more money" Also cops: "We didn't spend $400k of grant money" source: denver7.com \| share:	23
	Before driving off, check that your tires are properly inflated, your seatbelt is fastened, and your girlfriend isn't falling out of the back door source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	18
	Legendary former pro-surfer Chris Davidson killed in a one-punch pub fight. Strewth source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	87
	Car stabbed in road rage incident source: ktla.com \| share:	12
	Fact check: did Nostradamus predict Queen Elizabeth's death? source: 10news.com \| share:	47
(Some Guy)	Well, at least she lives up to her street name source: bigcountryhomepage.com \| share:	20
	To all the mothers and the sisters and the wives and friends, I want to offer my love and respect to the end source: twitter.com \| share:	81
	Headline of the Month August 2022 voting for Main source: fark.com \| share:	46
	Headline of the Month Voting for August 2022. Links to the voting threads for all ten tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines! source: fark.com \| share:	2

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