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Wed April 25, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh, don't worry about all the garbage. It'll just end up on the coast of Cambodia. Let them deal with it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mueller exceeded the limits of his Special Counsel authority by having the FBI investigate Paul Manafort in 2013 and 2014
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Sorry I tased you" cake is not a lie
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shocker: The Toronto attacker was an "incel" who walked the halls in high school "head down, hands clasped - and making meowing noises"
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Home Depot has many clocks for your choosing, but this Home Depot in Dallas has one clock you can reset
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Prankster taunts the dynamite monkey by pushing it into a pond, receives instant karma
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Facebook sure has been thinking a lot about nipples"
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(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Well known student loan expert, Drew Cloud, never existed. Well known bourbon expert, Drew Curtis, exists
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(Ahram Online)
 
 
 
Photoshop this phloating pharaoh
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New app can now tell cannabis users how high they are. Tests range from measuring how much Cheetos dust is on your fingertips, to whether or not you laugh at Dane Cook performances
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Worst. Bikini. Trim. Ever
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
There can be worse things to happen to your village than being invaded by Kashmiri goats after bad weather. Such as not having a pair of loose-fitting boots at the ready
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Flipping off the traffic camera while using a laser jamming device? That's a jailin'
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
17-year cicadas have been breeding with 13-year cicadas, need to have a seat over there
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bricklayers and Wharfingers make more money than teachers in San Francisco. Of course, nobody quite knows what a Wharfinger does
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins Computer Science professor announces he grades his students on a curve, so the students organize a boycott of the exams and all get As
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Couple dip their weed in PCP and smoke it, then proceed to strip naked, place a pit bull on their shoulders and run amok through Macy's
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(Some Eats)
 
 
 
Photoshop this American diner
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Remember how the world was supposed to end yesterday? Well, the guy who predicted it now says we were wrong all along but the NEXT time it's REALLY going to happen
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Text Adventures VIII (c) 2018. You are inside a Walmart at the sporting goods section. You have been patiently awaiting for an associate to help you. An intercom is nearby. What do you wish to do?_
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
It doesn't help your DUI case when your underwear has breathalyzer instructions printed on them
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(Irish Central)
 
 
 
57% of the Irish who were asked if they intended to watch the Royal wedding said "go fook yerself, I'm not cuttin' into me drinkin' time watching some shiate Proddy weddin' 'tween a ponce an' his no better than she should be tart, now feck off"
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Truckers pull together multiple semi-trucks to help shorten fall of man threatening suicide on a highway overpass
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-04-15 to Sat 2018-04-21
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Dobbe arrested for running over woman. Bad house-elf
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hold my beer: wedding photo edition
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(Slate)
 
 
 
YouTube has ruined the age-old artform of filming yourself doing stupid stuff, says Slate writer who apparently believes filming yourself doing stupid stuff is an age-old artform
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Intellectual property is not monkey business
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this healthiness test
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Neighbors complain about wild sex parties in 7,500-square-foot home. "400 guests were invited with 87 people (including 35 couples) sending a 'yes' RSVP"
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
It just figures that the Toronto van rampage suspect is an IT student who "didn't drive or know how a steering wheel works." Probably couldn't tie his shoes, either
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As a general rule of thumb, you should avoid using slavery puns in your promposal. "If I was black, I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white, so I'm picking u 4 prom"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty funny. One day you're running for mayor of New Orleans and the next thing you know you're pleading no contest in a public masturbation case
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Horton Hears a Slur
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Things you don't have to read: The Catcher in the Rye, The Bible, GQ
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