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Fri April 26, 2019
	Kim Jong Un accuses the Trump Administration of acting in bad faith, having apparently not paid attention to any news at all coming out from over here source: aljazeera.com \| share:	3
	SF Bay Area is the most expensive place in the world to build, eclipsing New York, London, Zurich, Hong Kong, and the Mariana Trench source: mercurynews.com \| share:	15
	Good news: your sugar baby foot fetish can be satisfied at UCF for the low, low price of $50 source: wftv.com \| share:	14
(Spring Task)	Photoshop this garden prep source: madisonsquarepark.org \| share:	14
	Anti-hate crime charity tricks british far-right xenophobes into wearing "St. George was Syrian" t-shirts to a public celebration source: indy100.com \| share:	27
	Connecticut judge rules eating a hashbrown while driving is not an infraction source: nbcnews.com \| share:	31
	Old & busted: Elizabeth Hurley's safety pin dress. New hotness: ASOS' Bulldog clip dress source: bbc.com \| share:	47
	If you left your boat alongside the road in San Joaquin County, the sheriff's office wants you to contact them source: fox40.com \| share:	17
	No, you can't come inside, you're an alligator source: clickorlando.com \| share:	34
	"However, the FBI agent said the minister's daughter noted that the website she viewed had ended in '.onion,' rather than '.com' or '.org'" source: starexponent.com \| share:	32
	High-potency marijuana causes psychotic disorders. You were submitting this with a better headline when tiny naked elves stole your feet source: azcentral.com \| share:	135
	The best lingerie for each zodiac sign. Might be good to scroll through the pics so you can debunk such astrological mysticism in an informed manner source: elitedaily.com \| share:	59
	"The victims said because of the officers' professionalism, they no longer feared for police brutality." There's a lesson here somewhere source: news9.com \| share:	49
	Subby knows this comes as a shock, but it seems that heavy drinking is linked with sexual activity on college campuses. Some people have a problem with that source: cbsnews.com \| share:	46
	A note to the traveling public, you should be VERY careful when bringing sex toys and sexy outfits on holiday for fun and games ...because some countries don't allow sex toys. Something about being no fun (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	29
	In a decision unlikely to offend anyone, Kansas Supreme Court finds that the State Constitution protects a woman's right to an abortion source: kansas.com \| share:	94
	We're now learning that the abuse of children by Boy Scouts leaders was far more widespread than anyone thought. Remember, though, it's letting girls in that was going to ruin that organization source: npr.org \| share:	94
	The lionfish is being studied for clues to its invasive courage. Search for the tin manta, scarecroaker, and wizardfish goes on source: sciencesources.eurekalert.org \| share:	17
	Pet sitting? No problem. Pet sitting in your lap while driving? $448 ticket source: news.com.au \| share:	34
	Four words: Harley Davidson electric motorcycle source: wired.com \| share:	141
	Brooklyn subway riders enter the highway to L tonight source: nypost.com \| share:	12
	Stuff on fire, yo, the Russian ICBM factory edition source: zerohedge.com \| share:	81
	Caption this pinchy angel source: cdn.theatlantic.com \| share:	29
	Oklahoma moonshiner forgot to leave free samples for the cops source: kfor.com \| share:	33
	Good news, civilization will end on Monday because of a HUGE earthquake that will 'TOTALLY' destroy it (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	83
	Arizona police bust HOV lane driver with dummy passenger. Larry David impressed source: upi.com \| share:	27
	Amazon to change prime delivery from two days from some arbitrary date to one day from some other arbitrary date. The package will be here next Thursday source: androidpolice.com \| share:	70
	If you live near Reagan National Airport in Washington D.C. and it looks like the world is ending this weekend, don't worry. It's all planned. This time source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	30
	The CIA is now on Instagram so go ahead and turn the tables and follow them source: engadget.com \| share:	29
	Chinese scientists are using "lax rules" to experiment with monkeys and human genetics, and now the American scientist they worked with has admitted it was a dangerous mistake (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	66
	Huge firey crash under bridge. Trolls and billy goats not involved source: 9news.com \| share:	78
	A man tied to multiple murders was allowed out of mental hospital unsupervised, let's see how it worked out source: wtvr.com \| share:	46
(Some Bunting)	Photoshop this scarlet tanager source: ebird.org \| share:	19
	Our bananas are turning brown. Would you like to know more? source: 5newsonline.com \| share:	32
	Sydney man turns to the internet for answers as to whether a creepy "sushi spider" he found in his home needs wasabi or just a dip in soy sauce source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	30
	Anchorage police search for man they say rammed patrol cars with stolen truck, frightened online newspaper readers source: adn.com \| share:	13
	The thin red line between generational wealth and generational poverty, explained source: theroot.com \| share:	69
	French architect reimagines Notre Dame's future roof as a greenhouse source: curbed.com \| share:	93
	If you want to find out your patronus or whether you are in the upper 99th percentile for detecting subtle changes in similar colors, now is the time to take that quiz on Facebook source: cnn.com \| share:	23
	State prosecutor who hosted "Cold Justice" is evading service for testimony and may be jailed. Fark: prosecutor's nickname is "giant killer". Bonus: her pic may give you a giant source: rawstory.com \| share:	69
	Microsoft reveals plans to release Windows: Barefoot and Pregnant Edition source: qz.com \| share:	145
	Despite some slips in 2018, the USA is still leading the world source: nytimes.com \| share:	60

Thu April 25, 2019
	Auditor general of the state with the highest gas tax and second most structurally deficient bridges finds DOT gave $4.2 billion to the state police. Something about hookers and blow source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com \| share:	52
	While Millennials might be living in their parents' basements, at least one Gen Xer is being entrepreneurial and making a prostitution ring while he's living there source: nbcnews.com \| share:	31
	Bevis does the brave thing and blames teachers for a child being shot source: wkyt.com \| share:	33
	This is how humanity comes to an end source: twitter.com \| share:	74
	Florida House Republicans pass bill confirming they haven't read the 24th amendment source: nbcnews.com \| share:	64
	Australia's Daily Telegraph decides to upgrade their content source: bbc.com \| share:	8
	Well, he is white source: time.com \| share:	78
	Someone hacked Australia's Lime e-scooter service to say sexual things to riders (w/audio) source: gizmodo.com \| share:	27

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