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Mon February 24, 2020
	One killed, two wounded after being shot in Oxnard. Which you gotta admit, is some pretty ballsy shooting source: abc7.com \| share:	4
	Farmer discovers fossil of an ancient armadillo the size of a car. A carmadillo, if you will source: metro.co.uk \| share:	20
	TSA announces that it will no longer allow its agents to use TikTok to make agency-related social media posts. In other news, TSA agents were using TikTok to make agency-related social media posts. Strip search challenge, anyone? source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	6
	Pot shop employee stops robbery with bear spray. Status of weed, pic-a-nic baskets unknown source: kiro7.com \| share:	11
	London court to rule on Assexit source: aljazeera.com \| share:	27
	Suspect sought after Echo Park hit and run and hit and run and hit and run and hit and run source: abc7.com \| share:	14
	Pew. Ping, Bing, ping. Ricochet at Texas flea market dance hall hits seven, fills FARK bingo card source: wcax.com \| share:	31
	Runner breaks his ankle miles away from a trailhead, with no cell service. Crawls for 8 hours till he got a signal and called for help. The lesson here: Never exercise source: cnn.com \| share:	38
	Kuwait, Iraw, and Bahrain confirm their first cases of Covid-19, presenting the horrifying possibility that the peaceful, idyllic Middle East could collapse into chaos source: aljazeera.com \| share:	74
	Teenage Mutant Ninja Tattoos source: npr.org \| share:	29
	We would have gotten away with it if wasn't for those pesky potato wedges source: kimatv.com \| share:	25
	Photoshop these beachgoers source: cdn.theatlantic.com \| share:	20
	TripAdvisor suspends reviews of the NatWest hole source: bbc.com \| share:	30
	Despite the booming economy, workers are just barely 'treading water' according to analysts source: nypost.com \| share:	105
	Mama Mia, that's-a one spicy pandemic meatball source: reuters.com \| share:	32
	When the Haitian police start shooting at Haitian soldiers you know things are going to get ugly source: msn.com \| share:	80
	Sword fight over world record for longest penis (NSFW images) (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	39
	Hey, I can see Uranus source: fox13news.com \| share:	19
	China has turned the lying to eleventy billion: according to them, there were only 11 new cases of coronavirus in the entire country outside of Hubei province in the last 24 hours source: twitter.com \| share:	116
	"She's very passive. She's a pushover, we say," said Lynch. "She's super sweet and a pleasantly plump girl" source: thechronicleherald.ca \| share:	42
	Convenience store clerk refuses to accept customer's Puerto Rican ID because it's not US-issued source: thedenverchannel.com \| share:	124
	Three words: Florida Yacht Club source: news-journalonline.com \| share:	19
	Much like your mom, Chicago depicted in images on the internet getting up to 14 inches tomorrow night source: fox32chicago.com \| share:	32
	Massachusetts finally joins all surrounding states in telling Massholes to put down their farking phones and drive source: masslive.com \| share:	26

Sun February 23, 2020
	Hey, yous wanna buy some bees? They fell offa the back ofa truck source: theguardian.com \| share:	40
	Sir, off-roading means you drive on dirt roads and such off of a main road. It doesn't mean you literally drive off a road source: sfgate.com \| share:	18
	16-year-old poodle takes a free vacation source: wtae.com \| share:	34
	Instagram influencer documents her Balinese vacation getaway in excruciating detail, right down to the ALMTJÄRN bath mat, AVESJÖN shower curtain rod, and SVARTSJÖN robe hooks source: cnn.com \| share:	95
	Photoshop this festive dog source: cdn.theatlantic.com \| share:	17
	Tennessee teaching first graders how to give Narcan for opioid overdoses. Still bans teaching 18 year olds how to use condoms source: nytimes.com \| share:	58
	YouTube inspires record number of everyday people to figure out how to install ad blocking software source: boingboing.net \| share:	142
	Boy tries out his new magnetic fishing pole for the first time. What could go wrong? source: q13fox.com \| share:	120
	Nine year old hears voices that aren't there and really she isn't crazy source: upi.com \| share:	89
	The latest trend in fashion? Medical facemasks source: slate.com \| share:	42
	Wait ... people are shocked someone rented a $1.5 million mansion on AirBnB and threw a party? source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	65
	Photoshop this snowy statue source: cdn.theatlantic.com \| share:	15
(Some Gravedigger)	Uptight cemetery removes gravestone without telling the family. The family's bird-flipping serious now source: whatliesbeyond.boards.net \| share:	34
	Airports worry that chaos will ensue this October due to Real ID changes and the usual American ennui source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	183
	Woman knocked unconscious defending her Chinese friend from a group of racist people who don't understand how viruses work source: metro.co.uk \| share:	120
	There's a world, somewhere, where subby is rich, smart and handsome. This ain't it (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	39
	♬ The Bug Boat... soon will be making another run / The Bug Boat... promises viruses are all gone / Set a course for adventure, and hope that it won't relapse / Your lungs... won't hurt anymore / After quarantine... off a fearful shore...♬ source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	28
	"Cops smirking on the stand at this jury, laughing at the defense attorney, high-fiving in the hallway after testimony as if there were something, anything, to be proud of here." Oh yeah, judge be mad source: mcall.com \| share:	191
	Oh, nothing to worry about today ... South Korea just raised their alert to highest level as number of coronavirus cases jump sharply. Nothing to see, move along, everything is just fine source: straitstimes.com \| share:	128
	This guy is either the world record planking champion, or is getting a really uncomfortable prostate exam source: usatoday.com \| share:	30
	Pennsylvania man with 3 DUIs serves his time and moves to Florida and becomes a felon without committing a crime source: mcall.com \| share:	139
	What if ... and hear me out... everyone in jail just has really low blood sugar? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	23
	Photoshop this comfy outfit source: cdn.theatlantic.com \| share:	16
	CSB Sunday Morning: What's the most unexpected thing you've ever seen someone do at work? source: fark.com \| share:	206
	Boaters mourn the closure of 50-year-old Gravesend marina. "It's a huge loss for Brooklyn," says man hiding that he owns a boat from his wife source: brooklynpaper.com \| share:	31
	♫ ♬ Oh, I would walk 500 miles ♫ ♬ and I would walk 500 more... ♫ ♬ in a Speedo... in Britain... in the winter... through two major storms source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	17

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