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Tue September 17, 2024
	Crab cracked source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	0
	"So we're safe for the next 999 years" source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Naked man leads cops to body in Dodge Ram pickup near lake, raising many questions source: bc.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	2
	Here is an eleven year old kid who is never going to want to hear the expression, "between a rock and a hard place" in his life, ever again source: wcax.com \| share: Copy Link	23

Mon September 16, 2024
	Strange gravitational anomalies found buried under Martian seas are obviously remnants of a lost civilization source: futurism.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Pre-Teen Florida Mall Ninja arrested, presumably for owning fewer than the legal Florida minimum of knives, swords, and fake guns source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Dubbed Britain's 'most unlikely tourist attraction', Spaghetti Junction gets monetized by tour guides who say this motorway interchange is more interesting than you would think source: manchestereveningnews.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	28
	Farkers promo video for his free home haunted house in Southern California, 6 years running. Contains AI elements merged with real artwork using Runway. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	Why did the chicken cross the road? To catch bad drivers source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Kentucky Man injured mowing his pool source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	With menagerie of pests to contend with in Japan, note that anti-pest activity can be a threat to yourself and others. "Authorities believe his use of a blowtorch to exterminate ants in his garden led to the fire's spread" source: japantoday.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	Welcome to Blaine, Barony Class. Praise the Imperium. Enjoy your trip to Las Vegas. Praise the Imperium source: abc7.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Man steals one thing from Lewis, one thing from Clark source: ktvh.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Remember that party some years ago Puff Daddy threw where you had to dress up in expensive clothing. Well, the party Puff Daddy just got invited to he can just wear orange source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	65
	Hypodermics on the shore source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Subway surfing is new teen fad. In subby's day we just touched the third rail source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Ever wanted to sit on Grimace? Now's your chance source: cbssports.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	According to new study performed by crack researchers, Welsh wastewater is mostly cocaine. "The largest consumption was found to have peaked during rugby internationals in Cardiff in 2021, when Wales faced South Africa" source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Photoshop this herd of bison source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share: Copy Link	11
	Lawyer was ready to go to trial with an insanity defense. Which is weird because, Subby is not a lawyer, Pennsylvania doesn't allow an innocence verdict due to insanity, instead the verdict is guilty but mentally ill which results in same sentence source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	University of North Texas Health Center: what if there was a way to profit off of all those unclaimed bodies source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Diary of a Webcam: Today I DIAF source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Police release bodycam footage of Cornholio's arrest. No word on whereabouts of TP source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	75
	Humans. Now with 30% more plastic source: edition.cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	11'8"+8" strikes again, this time with bonus post-carnage cleanup footage. Tag is for the driver who never bothered to collect his moving truck peelings, leaving the task to locals who obviously have better things to do source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	I just got my 100th Green submission. Nowhere near the top, but how cool is that source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	130
(Some Guy)	Send More Chuck Berry source: earth.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Imagine having the same name, age, hair color, and city of residence as the man who started a fire that burned part of a mountain you own land on source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Looks like elephant's back on the menu, boys source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	Former OceanGate engineer said he felt pressure, though admittedly not as much as others, when working on Titan submarine source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	We shall call it "mini-moon" source: livescience.com \| share: Copy Link	26
(Some Peachbasket)	Photoshop this sporting demonstration source: i.natgeofe.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	It has long been said: "Oft evil will shall evil mar". New season of Succession drops this week source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	36
	It's long, hard, round, and filled with seamen, and for the first time, seawomen too source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	South Park creators do what any of us would do with an ungodly amount of money.... overspend to keep a long past its prime restaurant of our youth in business that nobody ever thought had great food source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	89
	On this day in history, in 1812, Napoleon entered Moscow and received a warm welcome source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Still no cure for can.....hold up a sec source: gizmodo.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Just in time for a Halloween Party: Whiskey distilled with maple syrup from graveside trees comes to Pennsylvania source: phillyvoice.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Emotionally charged freedom in America isn't always about the 2024 election source: northcoastjournal.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	On this day in history, in 1964, the first case of Pop-Tart Burned Mouth Syndrome occured source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Famous last words source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	67
	Brexit costs NHS top doctor after rules mean his autistic daughter is ineligible for a visa source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	Caption this Super Tusker source: boredpanda.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Covid XEC variant looks to impact the fall source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	45
	Houston area pipeline on fire after explosion, Gov Abbott said to be rushing to make sure the oil and oil execs are protected source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	158
	,,uǝǝnb ƃɐɹp ɐ ʇou,, uᴉ ʎɐpo┴ source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	27
	Sorry wrong Dover, we will help your sinking ship anyways source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	São Paulo mayoral TV debate devolves into WWE match source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	47
	Warning label: "Do not drive or operate heavy machinery when using this product." Florida Man: "I wish I could read" source: clickorlando.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Elmo people problems: Too many babies, not enough hardcore names source: futurism.com \| share: Copy Link	72

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