Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Wed February 07, 2024
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 New Jersey woman loves her cousin with all her heart and her liver
source: firstalert4.com   |   share: Copy Link
7
 
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Reporter slaps reporter on air, face
source: cnn.com   |   share: Copy Link
21
 
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 When I read the news now I can only think of "what will this one's Fark tab be?" This time it's too easy
source: nypost.com   |   share: Copy Link
28
 
(The Colorado Sun)
 
  
 
 Professional snowboarder takes advantage of an invitation to make an impromptu run down Red Mountain pass. Decides to bring his car with him
source: coloradosun.com   |   share: Copy Link
18
 
(Fine Art America)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this cascade
source: images.fineartamerica.com   |   share: Copy Link
12
 
(CNN)
 
  
 
 10-year old bitten by a shark on Paradise Island airlifted to hospital in US. Diana Prince unavailable for comment
source: cnn.com   |   share: Copy Link
13
 
(CNN)
 
  
 
 If you are in the mountains of Southern California and find a giant grey helicopter please let the Marines know, as apparently they'd like it back. That goes for the five Marines on it, too
source: cnn.com   |   share: Copy Link
34
 
(Boing Boing)
 
  
 
 This guy apparently just watched Half Baked and saw the scene where they stapled samples of weed to business cards and thought "I should do that with cocaine"
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Copy Link
26
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
  
 
 Praised for his ability to de-escalate situations, "Officer of the Year" is now on leave after being arrested for his ability to escalate them too, at Disney World
source: whdh.com   |   share: Copy Link
46
 
(Seattle Times)
 
  
 
 A subdural hematoma can mimic the effects of being in a drunken stupor, especially if you're left in a jail cell overnight on suspicion of a DUI
source: seattletimes.com   |   share: Copy Link
43
 
(Metro)
 
  
 
 Middle-aged? Good luck with that carpet burn
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Copy Link
42
 
(Fark)
 
  
 
 Fark NotNewsletter: We should just rename the PolTab to SwiftVille
source: fark.com   |   share: Copy Link
20
 
(KSNT Topeka)
 
  
 
 Kansas music teacher arrested for playing D minor
source: ksnt.com   |   share: Copy Link
41
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
  
 
 Mom's OnlyFans car window sticker leads to her kids' expulsion school, fist bumps, and high-fives
source: wfla.com   |   share: Copy Link
115
 
(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 War simulations find some AIs quick to escalate and launch nuclear weapons. HAL, Colossus, WOPR, SkyNet, Durandal, Cortana chuckle, rampantly
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Copy Link
37
 
(NBC4i)
 
  
 
 Cold-blooded criminals commit chilling crime of the century
source: nbc4i.com   |   share: Copy Link
22
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
  
 
 NASA finds exoplanet in "conservative habitable zone," identified by big red caps and lots and lots of unhinged bumper stickers
source: wjla.com   |   share: Copy Link
36
 
(Some Smart Guy)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this information verification
source: transformative-mobility.org   |   share: Copy Link
15
 
(New York Daily News)
 
  
 
 Hey, did you know that you could die after being shot in the ankle? Well, ya do now
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Copy Link
54
 
(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
  
 
 "Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag." ― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Known Edition
source: farkfiction.net   |   share: Copy Link
18
 
(National Today)
 
  
 
 It's national hug an alcoholic day, otherwise known as Drew's birthday
source: nationaltoday.com   |   share: Copy Link
39
 
(WSAW Wausau)
 
  
 
 Wisconsin man wins World Champion title in bricklaying competition in Las Vegas two times in a row. In other news, competitive bricklaying is a thing
source: wsaw.com   |   share: Copy Link
33
 
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
  
 
 "I go, so I mean, 'I'd like to return this.' and no response. So, then she tells me she's like, well, it's my ex-husband's and he tossed in the river, apparently. So, she goes, 'It's nice to know he tossed it in the river.' Yeah, I was laughing"
source: waff.com   |   share: Copy Link
37
 
(Tri-State Homepage)
 
  
 
 "To find the person still alive during your investigation, I have never had that happen before," explains Vanderburgh County Deputy Coroner Keith Mosby, who admits he was concerned about what happened next. Me too dude, me too
source: tristatehomepage.com   |   share: Copy Link
34
 
(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Ask Steve Jobs how that worked out
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Copy Link
126
 
(WGAL 8)
 
  
 
 Tractor-trailer spills load of Vicks VapoRub, humidifiers all over road. Somehow traffic remains congested
source: wgal.com   |   share: Copy Link
42
 
(CNN)
 
 Video
 
 Police respond to a home alarm system with weapons drawn, only to find the Fark mascot running around the house. The balls on that guy
source: cnn.com   |   share: Copy Link
16
 
(Some Viking)
 
  
 
 Caption these festivalgoers
source: cdn.riddle.com   |   share: Copy Link
24
 
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 You're tearing parchment paper wrong, dumbass
source: ca.sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Copy Link
68
 
(NYPost)
 
 Hero
 
 Dog shiats on airplane - brought to you by the nypost
source: nypost.com   |   share: Copy Link
52
 
(KUCI)
 
  
 
 Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music celebrates International Clash Day with Wire, XTC, and Split Enz. Oh and The Clash. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #575. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options
source: kuci.org   |   share: Copy Link
128
 
(NPR)
 
  
 
 NPR explores all the ways that the world chooses to exclude you, and what exactly you can do about it. Beyond killing everyone, of course. I mean, that's always an option. IT'S ALWAYS AN OPTION
source: npr.org   |   share: Copy Link
50
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
  
 
 Wedged between a drunk farting guy who hasn't showered in a week and someone holding a screaming baby that just puked, Southwest Airlines hopes you'll pause for a second and think to yourself "Hey, nice new seats. I'm suddenly enjoying air travel"
source: wfaa.com   |   share: Copy Link
58
 
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
  
 
 This may turn into a wild goose chase
source: local12.com   |   share: Copy Link
16
 
(Time)
 
  
 
 Choose your fighter: Rural Texans, or bitcoin miners. Tag is for the Texans, but you will have to RTFA to find out why
source: time.com   |   share: Copy Link
118
 
(NPR)
 
  
 
 Oh, you're a fan of MLK's "I Have A Dream" speech? That's cool, that's cool. I used to be a fan of it, too, but then it got so mainstream. I've found like five others that are just as important and cool, but you probably haven't heard of them
source: npr.org   |   share: Copy Link
87
 
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Florida man tries a new technique to expedite his passage through airport security
source: nypost.com   |   share: Copy Link
32
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
  
 
 Pickleball players (POP) snared in alleged scheme (POP) with sport 'ambassador' who (POP) owes millions
source: wfla.com   |   share: Copy Link
43
 
(The Weather Channel)
 
  
 
 I'm not picking my nose, I'm touching my brain. Brought to you by Weather.com for reasons unknown
source: weather.com   |   share: Copy Link
53
 
(Inside Edition)
 
  
 
 Have a seat over there, pew, pew
source: insideedition.com   |   share: Copy Link
57
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
  
 
 El Monte woman unfamiliar with The Story Of Julian Sands figured the worst SoCal storm since 1877 was the perfect time to hike the snows of Mt. Baldy all by herself
source: dailybulletin.com   |   share: Copy Link
61
 
(Some Mother Clucker)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this chicken
source: img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net   |   share: Copy Link
21
 
(People Magazine)
 
  
 
 Meet Whistle, Puppy Bowl XX's new assistant referee. This cute pupper will be helping long-time referee Dan Schachner call the shots after being adopted by him. Welcome to an adorable Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/photos)
source: people.com   |   share: Copy Link
152
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
  
 
 Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Copy Link
78
 
(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 The going rate to get into a Bobby's pants is £4
source: bbc.com   |   share: Copy Link
25
 
(KSN Wichita)
 
  
 
 PETA wants amusement ride manufacturer to stop putting animals on carousels. Oh, the huge manatee
source: ksn.com   |   share: Copy Link
108
 
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Day 714 of WW3: Tucker Carlson teases interview with Putin. Carlson is a well-known fascist media figure who is critical of the West for backing Ukraine. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war thread
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Copy Link
433
 
(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Incoming California storm makes this week's catastrophic flooding look like a drizzle, and now I doubt the existence of the Bible
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Copy Link
57
 
(WYMT Hazard)
 
  
 
 Kentucky ronin apprehended by local shogunate for practicing tsujigiri
source: wkyt.com   |   share: Copy Link
17
 
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Calibrate your measuring devices, a new designation has been made. The Baseball of
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Copy Link
45
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

Link archives »

If you like these links, you'll love

TotalFark

Total access
Total knowledge
Total Fark

learn more | sign up

  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.