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Sun May 19, 2019
(Quartz)
 
 
 
How to stay safe on your bike and piss off drivers even more
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A bunch of bikers hear about a group of migrants crowding a local shelter near the southern border, so they immediately rally and head to the scene...to help deliver food to them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
American pastor backed by a British clairvoyant runs a network that gives 50,000 Ugandans a "miracle cure" made from industrial bleach
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Do you remember Mr. St. Helens erupting? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
That's some mighty fine police work, Arkansas
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Cop faces charges for killing an unarmed shoplifter. And of course his fellow officers insist he did nothing wrong
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Sat May 18, 2019
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Although Planet Fitness is a judgment free zone, I don't think that extends to car theft
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Toronto police collect 2,700 firearms through gun buyback program. Why did they sell them in the first place?
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(KCEN TV Waco)
 
 
 
HOA is being all HOA-ish about American flag
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(Superior Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop this icy transport
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
Boobies
 
Pet sitter performs heroically, stars in Airbnb movie, loses Wag job, pretends to be real estate agent, and ruins new couch. TaDa
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Step 1: See your Kamloops RCMP "Most Wanted" photo on social media, Step 2: Message back "News flash morons: I'm in Edmonton and I'm not coming back", Step 3: Get arrested by Edmonton police and sent back to Kamloops, Step 4: ????
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(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
This is a wall Admiral. Your call
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
What happens when you combine Florida and Walmart? Here's one of the many, many possibilities
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(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
Not learning a lesson from Becky, three people overdose on the marijaunas
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Just like every episode of "Three's Company," the entire anti-vaccination movement is built around a big misunderstanding that started in the 1970s
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
I'LL BE (drop-kicked in the) BACK
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Idiot places fox traps in a public park frequented by dogs. Your dog wants a full investigation
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Vegas motel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The school that fired the lunch lady for giving free food to a student suddenly has a change of heart, says it's willing to hire her back. The now former lunch lady pronounced the idea half baked
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Subby hates to beat a dead horse, but look's like the Elmer's factory got another resupply from Santa Anita
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
That's a mighty fine diploma in nanotechnology you worked super hard to earn. It would be a shame if it were rescinded because you didn't perjure yourself testifying against your ex boyfriend. You know, the ex-president who started the college
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Inmate declares himself a disciple of Bachus to receive wine with every meal. Long live religious freedom
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Great news, New York commuters - Penn Station is still a roach-infested underground hovel where your hopes and dreams go to die, but there'll be a sweet new escalator or something to help you get there. Only $570 million
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama isn't completely useless - they still have one Pearl Harbor survivor and he's 99
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You know those movies where the small car drives under the tractor trailer truck to get away from the bad guys? Well, the reality is this
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
Man arrested after suspicious fire on Evergreen Terrace. Neighbors reported as okily-dokily-doo
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Fight at Chuck E. Cheese's that injured 5-year-old began over 'timed basketball game'
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Five tiny kittens survive being trapped in a 60-foot steel column being transported nearly 500 miles. Please welcome Crowbar, Rebar, Chisel, Jackhammer and Piper to Caturday
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Newly released inmate steals unlocked and running car from police station. Unfortunately, the hooker and ten grand in cash wasn't included. Texas is funny, aren't they?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Put the text of our laws online? Yep, you're a terrorist
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Another May. Another high school. Another yearbook quote controversy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
60% of female managers feel uncomfortable working with men...Wait. Scratch that. Reverse it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Yet another country falls into China's debt trap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There's hope for America after all. Priest decides that sex is more important than religion
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
You should be wary of dangerous emails from the likes of Russian bots, Nigerian princes, or the US Navy
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
If you're going to hire a hitman to kill someone, you should know that all hitmen are cops. You should especially know this if you're a cop trying to hire a hitman
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