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Sat January 22, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dead Sea has a little rigor mortis
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(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
You want music? Noise Factor has music and at 10:30PM ET it's streaming to you. Blast off with Tongue Party and stick around Biblical, Black Rainbows, The Machine, Kid Kapichi and more
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(AP News)
 
 
 
He led a double life, and he killed his wife, but now they'll let him go, because he didn't know, he could have taken a plea, and already been free. Murder now rhymes, it's a sign of the times
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Former President of Friends of the Jacksonville Library now an enemy of the library
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gramma Beats Da Scamma
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Turns out Covid-19 tests give most accurate results if taken midday. So right after you Farkers wake up from your cheap booze induced mini-comas
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this icy station
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Two men hit by woman falling out of window... who was looking at another man who fell off rooftop. Participation trophies for everyone
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(live365.com)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET), a sampling of an electro-mechanical sampler - the Mellotron. Then Clark finally figures out the secret of The Talking Cat
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
A man carrying his own severed arm gets a hand making a tourniquet
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(Driving (Canada))
 
 
 
Truck carrying 30,000 pounds of diapers takes a dump on Highway
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(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
CDC says "Do whatever you want, cruise ship industry. We give up"
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Subby has heard of women "nesting" before but he's not sure what this is called
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Having solved all violent crime, Dallas police seized 42 fake paper license plate tags and issued 49 citations one day this week
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this static jump
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 22, 2022 is 'opine,' meaning referring to Sheriff Taylor's son. As in, At the end of the episode, Goober learned a very opine lesson
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(WCBI Tupelo)
 
 
 
Mississippi woman devises cunning plan (for Mississippi). But not cunning enough
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The volunteer who witnessed the chili incident said, "...now as I look back I'm like, 'I don't think I was in a Godly place.'"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Canadian healthcare, dumb criminals, guitarists, and songwriters are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 13-19: Cousin Lou Edition
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Interstate 94 in central Minnesota closed for hours until they could send out a potato plow
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Well that escalated quickly
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(Some deflated Guy)
 
 
 
System installed to stop toll evasion claims 22 tires on the first day despite multiple warnings on toll approach and an alarm before imminent shredding. Tires were all on the same vehicle
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme: Show & Tell Vol. 15. Show us a favorite artwork you've created and Tell us the story behind its inspiration, materials, backstory. Share your photos, paintings, jewelry, poetry, etc
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Feel good story to balance the hellscape we live in: boys caught on video busting into house to rescue trapped dogs
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Like reading the latest from the bestseller lists? Too bad. Here's the Weird Old Book Finder, it only finds books from the 18th and 19th centuries
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The rise of the machines has happened... briefly
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How do you say 'derp' in Gaelic?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Brave dying teen with cancer pays it forward to boy, six, with cancer
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this engine test
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"He weighs five pounds, has an impressive snaggletooth, a head shaped like a doughnut, enormous blue eyes, and a double-wide half-length tail that probably belonged to a raccoon in a past life." Welcome to Caturday
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Facebook just reminded me of this post from a decade ago. It's still one of the funniest things I've read on the internet
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What is the doomsday clock counting towards?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pandemic worse than anyone imagined
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pandemic getting better
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Four monkeys on the loose in northeast Pennsylvania. No word if their names are Mickey, Davy, Michael and Peter
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(CBS Chicago)
 
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County Prosecutor refuses to bring charges against a corrupt & sleazy A) County judge, B) Building inspector, C) Police chief, or D) Doggy Day Care inspector
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
That's an odd place for a tree
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OK, at first subby slightly misread the name of this literary journal's new contest and got really excited about having a decent shot of winning
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Fri January 21, 2022
(Tricycle)
 
 
 
Thich Nhat Hanh, Zen Master and peace activist, finds rebirth at age 95
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(Keys Weekly)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for stealing $2.5-million from Keys commercial fishermen. That stinks
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Attention WA state Farkers: Free covid test kits now available to order. [TFA has instructions how to order]
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
A rare victory for freedom of thought in Fascist Florida
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sure if you have children their toys end up 'everywhere' but next to a decomposing body, or four, seems a little wrong
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Two Irish men didn't expect that the bank workers had seen Weekend at Bernie's
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this neighborhood watch
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
South Korean man facing Federal prison time for illegally exporting: a: exotic animals, b: rare wines, or c: endangered succulents
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I know everyone's excited about resuming their student loan payments in May, but if you just take a deep breath and try to calm down about it, here are 7 tips to ensure you get as much out of the experience as possible
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Parakeets take over south London. Think Hitchcock's The Birds, only greener
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
One of the last Covid-free places on Earth finally reopens its borders. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That rabbi who escaped with his congregants from the hostage situation in Texas by throwing a chair at their attacker? This is the man who taught him how to throw a chair. No, not Bobby Knight
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