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Mon April 12, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Stick 'em up. This monkey's loaded" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors blame gross negligence for deadly train crash, which lead to ugly reprisals and flat-out funny looking protests
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you're going to fraudulently collect $5.8 million in COVID-19 relief money and use it to buy luxury cars, Louis Vuitton merchandise, and more, then you might not want to go flaunting it on Facebook
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Music charts, movie directors, software updates, and weird promotions are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 28 - April 3 Space Toys Edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
God is dead
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You had me at 'horny gators'
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The nation's - nay, the WORLD's - best Mexican food restaurant files for bankruptcy
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
0.0144% of those who have gotten the vaccine have come down with Covid-19. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens: Monday edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaannnnnd...here comes the drought
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(Folkspaper)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder who is in a throuple with two sex dolls says that his partners have fallen in love with each other. It's not Fark, it's ... it's .... it's .... I have no idea
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this portrait of the artist
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Ontario Premier Doug Ford is going to make an announcement today concerning the Canadian Covid surge. But based on the picture of Ford used in this article, perhaps we should be more concerned that aliens who have taken over his body might have something to say
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman, 23, who only grew one breast says she refused a free boob job because she doesn't need to be "fixed." No, really. She's all right
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Navy confirms another streetlight (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are you an adult living in Pennsylvania? Go ahead and get your vaccine starting tomorrow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yes, the IRS has the power to tax your Bitcoin. Unless, of course, you declare yourself a sovereign citizen first. That stops them cold
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ever put salt in your coffee instead of sugar? Or Preparation H on your toothbrush instead of toothpaste? Then you can totally understand how that police officer in MN "accidentally" shot an unarmed black man with his gun instead of his Taser
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Twenty tons of Bud Light spills on Georgia interstate, and nothing of value was lost
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Loved my Mother's Day present, but my daughter was very upset about what we are now affectionately calling 'butt hole bear'"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
India predicted to be the 'next Brazil' as COVID-19 cases skyrocket due to overcrowding and complacency. You really don't want to be labelled that during this pandemic
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 12 is 'gallant' as in: "Goofus calls women dames, but Gallant holds a door open for a Gallant'll she's inside"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1861, Confederate forces fired on Fort Sumter, kicking off the US Civil War and eventually making millions of dollars for Confederate flag makers in China
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(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
12-year-old graduating high school this spring, plans to attend Arizona State with plans to work as NASA engineer. In related story, subby's teenager has yet to crawl out of bed
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
BBC receives over 100,000 complaints about wall to wall coverage of Prince Philip's death. Now lets get back to EastEnders (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hello, You have reached Myanmar's military morgue, where we stab them and slab them. Please press one if you have the $85 to recover your loved one's body
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chinese vaccines 'half assed,' top health official admits. You'd think after all those years studying coronavirus they'd have a better grip
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas to ban ornamental grass, possibly because watering your lawn in a desert is stupid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When planting potatoes in Flanders watch out for unexploded WW1 ordnance and use lube
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(Dr. Evil)
 
 
 
So how many Dollar General gift cards can you buy for one MILLION dollars? Difficulty: using a million dollar bill
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So far over a third of the people in the US have gotten a Coronavirus shot, let's hope another third gets theirs soon. Forget about the last third as they don't want one anyway
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
On the 60th anniversary of Gagarin's historic space flight, we speak to the woman whose potato field he landed in
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
A look at some redesigned airline cabins that you would never be able to afford a seat in
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
People at the addiction treatment clinic George Floyd once attended aren't loving the way Chavin's defense team is basically arguing that if someone is using drugs it's okay to murder them
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Not news: announcing your retirement. News: announcing your retirement from watching porn. Fark: announcing your retirement from watching porn in the comments section of a porn website
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In what seems like the plot of a bad Sci-Fi movie, Tim Horn says that in 2029, an asteroid carrying an alien virus will hit the earth, and the anti-christ will come into power
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(Some Breakfasting Bear)
 
 
 
Fotoshop this foolhardy face-off
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Jews did this
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The giant block fell into the water Saturday at 4:57 p.m. It's official. The ice is out on Joe's Pond and it is Spring in Vermont. Tune in next week when the leaves start to turn color
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The controversial defense that could be used in the Chauvin trial and get a murdering police officer off the hook: "excited delirium"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seems like there are a lot of dangerous people in Minnesota if the police shoot and kill people after a traffic stop
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Nurse now knows what most Americans feel like during the pandemic, and it ain't clean
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(CNN)
 
 
 
St. Vincent suffers power outage, switches to acoustic guitar
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's a start, anyway
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Fire set at ICE building
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Dallas boy shoots and kills his brother with a gun found in the car. No, not a repeat. You're thinking about the one yesterday where a Dallas boy shot and killed his brother with a gun that was found in the apartment
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Federal court: University of Iowa administrators are personally liable for deregistering Christian student group after it denied leadership role to gay student
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hope he was wearing brown trousers
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"'White Lives Matter' rallies flop as hardly anyone shows up"
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
You really shouldn't leave your 4 year old in the car while you shop for new toys for yourselves, Moms
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