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Sun August 19, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Who's a good boy? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? Not these rascals, that's for sure
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The rain in Spain is being a real pain, causing many Britons to abstain from the planes and get on trains for terrain like Frankfurt on the Main
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The Nanny State strikes again: drivers going 1 mile over the speed limit could be hit with a £100 fine in the UK
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
It's so cool when parents share similar interests with their kids
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Teenage boy rushed to hospital after being hit by falling sheep while hiking. Ewe the humanity
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Flushing your contact lenses down the drain is adding plastic waste to oceans, not allowing near sighted dolphins to see sharks better as you had hoped
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you flip a truck carrying a full load of Emperador Brandy, spilling intact bottles all over the road, just let it go, man, it's gone
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(MSN)
 
 
 
ICE detains California man driving pregnant wife to hospital. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. Man had an outstanding warrant for his arrest in Mexico ... on homicide charges. Oh... nevermind
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here is the line up for 2018 Outhouse of the Year (with link to vote for your favorite)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these rad wheels
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
British drivers and Starbucks drive-thrus don't mix. "Still can't believe they've opened this place...right where traffic is swapping lanes from the M25 off ramp and the Painshill exit - bonkers"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cthulu just woke up in the South Pacific
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Terminally ill dog is kicking up a lot of dust while completing her bucket list (tag is for her humans)
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Beavers responsible for keeping Canadians in their homes watching hockey
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Most of us don't always read instructions or turn packets over to read all the information. As it turns out, we may have been missing some hilarious hidden messages (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Chinese couple, crowdfunding to pay bills for four-year-old son suffering from leukemia, has campaign frozen when they offer donors his healthy twin sister. Dad says it was never a serious offer, it was just for attention on social media
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman to company: Hey, these baby clothes are sexist. Company to woman: Those baby clothes are gender neutral
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When the US sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. And some, I assume, are good people. But not Hotel Harry here
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(The News Enterprise)
 
 
 
Nude man arrested after standing along highway proclaiming to be a peace drinker and asking officers where to buy meth. Florida man nods in approval
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
New adventures in 'Cli-Fi.' And no, this is not a conspiracy theory sub-genre about the nonexistence of the little man in the boat
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Sat August 18, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas school decides to remove sexist quote that told girls to "act like a lady"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh sure, a female cop gets praised for this, but if a male cop did the exact same thing nobody would be calling him a hero
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Months after a deadly prison riot, inmates across the country decide to go on a work strike, and seventeen states are affected. This should end well
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man completely fails to understand the meaning of alcoholic. It's either him or me, either way, i'md runk
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Final Score: Whale 1- Boat 0. Charges against the whale are pending its apprehension"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Breakfast cereals for the dead
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Man charged with running a 60 million dollar Medicare scheme is having trouble finding work in the financial sector. I'm going to need a smaller violin
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(The State)
 
 
 
SC bar owner fires entire staff because the crowd was getting "too dark" and he thought having fewer brown employees might help
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The last four people who died at Kaaterskill Falls in the Catskills were taking or posing for pictures. Officials are calling for a safety revamp, but it seems more likely this will be a self-correcting 'problem'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Unearthed poems document Britain's Cotton Famine of the 1860s, caused by Lincoln's blockade of cotton destined for England from the Confederacy. So yeah, he stopped slavery, but devastated thousands of mill workers and turned them into dialect poets
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Beer truck driver saves suicidal man on bridge by offering him 12-pack of Coors Light; man's family expresses relief it wasn't a Budweiser truck
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(Some Stoneface)
 
 
 
Photoshop young Buster
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Falsely accused of shoplifting from a store? "We don't care, pay us anyway or else." It's the Walmart way
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
And today's headline needing a 'calm down, not everyone is trying to kill you...' tag - "Suspicious person at Highland High School turns out to be a student"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Blue screen of death? I'll show you the Slurpee of death, the Swisher Sweets of death, and the lottery scratch-off ticket of death
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(West Kentucky Star)
 
 
 
The drug amnesty box is not your personal candy store, Sheriff
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The best thing schools can do for kids: take away their phones
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Did you ever have that one friend who would play a song 4-5 times in a row because they liked it? Pfft, amateurs. Meet Eva N. from Štúrovo, Slovakia
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Fukushima residents not happy with a statue's recent erection in their city. Criticism ranges from "too soon" to "WTF is up with his crotch?"
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
School: We have our own resource officers, get your cops off of school property. City Police: We are going to patrol your schools whether you like it or not
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I eat this 3,200 year-old cheese that may or may not contain a deadly disease, or should I just let it brie?"
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
"City finally fixing sinkhole after fed-up residents grew tomatoes in it"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man steals a police car AND a school bus. Fark: On the same day
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Spitting, sitting on a sidewalk, getting drunk, and other things you are doing that are actually illegal
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Parking in your driveway? That's a £1,000 fine
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kids' play area
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After being accused of "medical kidnapping," Mayo Clinic hires Barbra Streisand as PR consultant
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
By day, he's a songwriter. But at 3AM every night, he turns into the Catman. Holy fuzzy felines, it's time for Caturday
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I arrived there straight from Africa - and I can tell you, Minnesota soon taught me the value of a thick overcoat, a warm scarf and even ear-muffs" - Kofi Annan won't be visiting Minnesota again. Or Africa
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman smiles in her mugshot after drunkenly cutting her boyfriend with a sword. She'll be charged with domestic assault which is like a domestic dispute charge only rapier
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