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Thu March 21, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stayed in a hotel in South Korea recently? Then you might have starred in your own online live stream
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Apparently Brits can't handle all the alcohol they're drinking to try to cope with Brexit
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The gender gap in China after their One Child policy is working out as horribly as you could possibly imagine
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Volvo sales set to plummet in Wisconsin. Drink Wisconsibly people
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man arrested for possession of 216 Venus Flytraps. Dr. Johnny Fever unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bikini babe climbs pole until it's no longer erect. Pole
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
'Simulated doobies' lead to real fire and arson charges. This story gets dumber as you read it
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
California state employees notice new elevator button labeled "riot." Yeah, nothing to see here
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's all fun n games til someone sets your pants on fire
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(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 724: "Office Space 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed March 20, 2019
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
To prevent other John Does from reading about minors' briefs, mysterious John Does file minor legal briefs to limit the release of documents in Jeffrey Epstein case
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
X-rays reveal secrets of mummy stored at Pennsylvania museum, script for crappy sequel
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
When you're an obscure North Korean resistance group looking to overthrow one of the most stable dictatorships on Earth, you target their obvious weak point. That's right, their Embassy in Spain
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New drug approved by FDA to treat postpartum depression, which affects 1 in 7 new mothers, can be afforded by 1 in 50 new mothers
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
To be fair, what bus driver hasn't wanted to torch the whole busload of kids
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Feeding gummy bears to a handcuffed person, while making plane noises is no way for a young female officer to behave. Neither is recording a man's genitals
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Bodycam shows police catching kids dropped from third floor by mom to escape fire
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Nature's greatest spectacle
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
In the ongoing series of "things that are likely to kill you," today's episode is "lanyards"
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(Chicago Tribune Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these basins
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Heads up sharks with lasers and other foes of the U.S., the Navy is ready to 'burn boats' with mounted lasers on their destroyers
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Northeast Alabama Hep A is my sleeper March Madness upset pick
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Warning: Watch it when frolicking with Irish people when going to Ireland, it seems nearly half of them have never been tested for an STI
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Mystery cockatiel enthusiast dies, leaving animal rescue to find homes for the 300 cockatiels living in his house. Cockatiel
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(Hudson Valley Post)
 
 
 
Priest accused of meth possession. The 14-second homily was the first hint something might be amiss
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those helicopter parents who bribed and cheated their kids into college are now hiring a different kind of consultant: an ex-con to prepare them for life behind bars
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bloke discovers how to clean his dirty junk with "bits cleaner", ends up infecting the Internet (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Chicago Tribune Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his hot dates
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That idiot who invented "Blexit," the so-called Black Exit from the Democratic Party, is still around and wants to know why you're not paying more attention to her. WaPo: Ooooh, we'll interview you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Latest Chinese delicacy: 110-million-year-old egg
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
10/10 on the American scale, divide by zero error on the British scale
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When thinking of organizations that profit off of slavery you probably wouldn't include Harvard University, yet here we are
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
When Squirrels Attack: Sarasota Edition
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
It's like Sputnik
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad". After being offered a deal in the spa case that would have dropped all charges in exchange for admitting what he did and doing 100 hours of community service; Robert Kraft has rejected the deal
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The cockpit voice recorder of October's doomed Lion Air jet depicts the pilots' frantic fight against the computer to stay aloft
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman pranks victim with tire iron at Wawa. Expected to be charged four ways
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Disgruntled stalker crunches his car into appropriately named fitness center
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Texas homeowner doesn't fall for the old snake ruse of "lets cut the cable and lure the human under the house so we can eat him," and instead calls for help to remove 45 rattlesnakes from under his house. Nice try snakes
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Seems like a perfectly reasonable response
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Angry at being forced to cut down your privacy fence? Why not throw a naked party in your yard?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Naked man running across highway struck and killed. There's just nuts everywhere these days
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(KIMT 3)
 
 
 
Man lays down in driveway, tells his mom "Why don't you just run me over?" Challenge accepted
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(NBC New York)
 
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Man begs stubborn koala to 'please' get out of his car -- koala is not having it
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
It's 'misinformation day' at the University of Washington. Or, as we call it around here, Every Day
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Reefer madness is totes for realz this time
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland man walks up to podcast host waiting in the drive-thru lane and threatens him with a glass bottle unless he buys him a burger. Then it gets weird
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Thousands of people in Kent, UK, have a tolerance for alcohol that would kill other people. In other news, Fark.com just found out where the highest concentration of their UK members live
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Gangsters try to steal an Al Capone statue in Arkansas, in what could be the most exciting thing to happen there today
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Aussie fisherman's catch of the day? Just a rare Mola mola sea monster ... because Australia
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