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Thu December 13, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Little Blue Vape Juice" doesn't quite have the same ring to it
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Despite the last line, the employment status of the elementary teacher who snorted morphine in front of a student is quite clear
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Naked and crazy while crashing your car into an apartment building is A way to go through life, but maybe not THE way
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
"Inside the mind of a plagiarist" (easiest headline I ever submitted)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Star Trek actors, space critters, and British chocaholics: It's the Fark Weird News Quiz Dec. 2-8 Weird Salad Dressing Edition
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 710: "Blur 3". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father Christmas gets a parking ticket despite displaying disabled badge, but as this is the Daily Fail, I now believe Santa exists
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Inside the secret world of doctors who love whippets to whip their heads good ..."because it's easily accessible and undetectable on drug tests"
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Man goes full Stay Puft with Christmas display, puts up inflatable Santa taller than his house
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Runaway horse never going back. Wrong way on a one way track
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(GTA Dumbass)
 
 
 
Police serve a courteous 'wake-up' call on driver, who in turn leads them on a high speed chase. (With an I'm satisfied mugshot)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NC now investigating election fraud in the primary. Next? HOA presidents
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Amazon worker cuts out porch pirates, steals gift cards, electronics, eyebrow pencils from distribution center. Should have used more pencil on mustache instead
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mobilized outhouse
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The old "alligator ate my husband" routine isn't working this time. Nice Try, Florida
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Take it from this ex-squirrel: Don't bourbon up and crawl inside a transformer. Bumblebee unavailable for comment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Migrant caravan invents democracy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Protestor throws bag full of rodents onto floor of Colombian parliament. Unexpected Fawlty Towers: one lawmaker insists "Ees not rat, ees hamster"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Teens no longer sleepless in Seattle
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
When a conversation begins with "Hey man, I ain't no thief," you're dealing with a thief
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Temperatures in the Arctic among the warmest on record, amount of sea ice close to all-time lowest level. In other news, status of GoFundMe account to buy snorkels for polar bears unknown
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Amazon driver caught on video practicing lawn bowling moves with Christmas package
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The judge who let rapist Brock Turner off with a slap on the wrist, and was subsequently tossed off the bench in a recall, is asking for help to pay off the $135,000 in legal fees he was ordered to pay for filing a frivolous lawsuit against the recall
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(Some Repairman)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wringer washer
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Harmless email about an office potluck gift gets the reply-all'd to 25,000 employees who then proceed to reply-all to be taken off the reply-all thread. Reply-allarity ensues
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pope Francis demotes two pedophile cardinals to pigeons
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge issues restraining order against 6th grader to stay at least 50 feet away from other classmate he's been bullying, beating up. There. Problem solved
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your wife tells you she wants to use a sperm donor to get pregnant because A) you are infertile, B) you are a carrier of a potentially dangerous genetic trait, or C) you are not attractive enough. OUCH
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old virgin scores a free trip to island where men have unlimited sex with prostitutes, and along with it a guaranteed winning entry for his "What I did on my vacation this year" report
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Online petition demands "Once Upon a Deadpool" poster be pulled because it discriminates against Mormons, which is ridiculous as poster has black guy in it
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
VAJEATR
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Model who "never thought her pictures would go anywhere" discovers where they're going
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Wake up sheeple, HAARP weather control from the U.S. government is real and working: Mysterious straight cloud emerges over New York City (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
♫♪♫ And another witch down, and another witch down, and another witch down, another witch bites the dust...♪♫♪
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
That's not a robot, that's just a guy in a suit
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(Star Herald)
 
 
 
New workplace trend: quitting a job by pulling a Keyser Soze
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No one wants to live in 9 of the 10 "most affordable cities" for business professionals. The other has hookers and blow
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Flushed but not forgotten, ring is rediscovered in New Jersey after 9 years down the drain. Please don't let this be the plot of a Jersey Shore reunion
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Strasbourg shooting suspect still at large, now revealed as "Cherif C.", a man with a lengthy criminal record in France, Germany, Helvetica, and ITC Cheltenham
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cohen's sentence is about to be revealed in Manhattan court. Details are unclear but they did use a forklift to bring in the book they're about to throw at him
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germans really are obsessed with traveling down the Hershey Highway
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
91% of millennials use mobile device while driving, still manage to avoid farmers markets
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah is hiring a 'cannabis czar' to deal with all things pot, which is cool, because the beer there sucks
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(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
Contestant on 'The Price is Right' gets damned to hell via a trip to Winterpeg Canuckistan - incorrect spelling intentional
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Columbia University student who was caught on video unleashing a racist tirade says he is not racist
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(Fark)
 
 
 
All the headlines for Headline of the Year MAIN headlines
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Create a Craft Beer based on your Fark handle. Link goes to YIS
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(Science Daily)
 
Woofday
 
My dog is waiting for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday, not just a steak. Here's the science
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Sir, we've had complaints that your party is too loud.. oh hey is that the new Smash Bros?
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Earthquake strikes Eastern Tennessee. Dozens of dollars in damages reported
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