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Fri June 22, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Thief sends apology with $50 to Midvale City decades after theft of stop sign. He tried to deliver it earlier, but couldn't get in the door
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Abandoned baby left under stairwell 18 years ago graduates high school
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Noah will not be invited to Wilderness Bible Camp next year
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(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this good luck sendoff
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Students graduate from Ohio's first cannabis college. Subby really wants to see Cleveland School of Cannabis in the NCAA tournament bracket this year
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: millions of copycat videos are coming
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bomb threat forces London Charing Cross passengers to evacuate. They also had to leave the station
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's gone beyond witch hunts. FBI subpoenas Pecker in Karen McDougal case. Poenas
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Airline bans pit bulls as service dogs. Insists that they be killed in the hold like all the other animals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News media outlet that makes up phony headlines ran stories by Trump lawyer Cohen for approval. Good thing he's out of the way or this submission would have no chance of getting greenlit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers block 99.5% of cancer metastasis. Still no cure for cancer
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It would seem the women leaving ABC27 have a Bee in their bonnet
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Beltway Sniper could conceivably be granted parole at some point
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Northshore hairdressers take 'Clippers for Cancer' training to identify suspicious lumps on customers' scalps during idle banter
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And this is why you need to earthquake-proof your porn stash
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Atheist pastor fired for acting like a real pastor
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
The 105-year-old last surviving U-boat captain no longer holds that title
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Krauthammer down
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
DEA issues RFI to clean PnP from dough ray me
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Bear the ESD-sniffing dog, famous for helping bust Subway's Jared in Indiana, has moved to Seattle to continue his work. "Bear, like any true veteran police officer, only works when he knows he's getting paid. So in Bear's case, payment is food"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New Zealand's Prime Minister becomes the 2nd world leader in modern history to give birth while in office. You'd think a hospital would have been a better choice, but, to each their own
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toronto is the world's 6th worst city for commuting. Mayor promises to improve the snow mobile trails and add more chair lifts
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(Space News)
 
 
 
Apparently tired of the bi-weekly "where will it hit" articles about their first space station, China plans to crash the 2nd one on a faster schedule
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(Las Vegas Now)
 
 
 
Police hope someone will recognize this thief's dance moves. Well, it's certainly not Elaine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Summer in New York, that time of the year when commuters curse the MTA everyday on Twitter as the subway begins it's annual meltdown
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia has plans to dig a gutter along Qatar border, effectively turning it into an island
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Proposed beer legislation finally codifies the old maxim "as long as it's not like sex in a canoe"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this awkward spoon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For some reason police are less likely to patrol areas where they're absolutely hated. On the positive side, it's never been a better time for drugs, hookers, muggings
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Turkey's celebration to commemorate the F-35 got very, very weird, and not just with the news that it can actually fly
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Belgian city's plans to turn abandoned hangar into "mega-brothel" raises flap
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Homeless man accused of starting a fire that destroyed three businesses tried pouring beer, urinating on flames to extinguish blaze
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, is it too early to talk about how much snow we might have next winter?
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks into his former home, threatens new occupants, steals pulled pork sandwich and energy drink from fridge, then runs off into the woods. That'll show them
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
It's not every day you can get away with impersonating the Prime Minister of Morocco just to get a table at a restaurant, but yet here we are
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop a thrilling leap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baltimore gangster named "Butt Juice" facing life in prison as well as daily rations of Olestra to ensure he lives up to his name
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Mildly interesting: Woman brings monkey shopping with her. News: Monkey bit someone in parking lot. Florida: Woman was told not to bring the monkey back into the store earlier after it attacked someone else
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Today's scripture reading comes from the book of Ezekiel, chapter 25, verse 17
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(KFBB Great Falls)
 
 
 
Two motorists injured after swerving to avoid a kangaroo on road in rural...Montana?
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(West Kentucky Star)
 
 
 
Lewd act with a toothbrush
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook announces new subscription groups that charge members from $5 to access special content. Man, what kind of idiot came up with that idea? Also sign up for TotalFark
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'I'll be damned if I let him have the last word' said a mother before 'shooting at her 46-year-old son' as he rode away from her on a bicycle after an argument over her cell phone
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
We've all been there; sometimes when you're drunk at work, the quickest way to get a snack is to drive construction equipment to the gas station and then park it in the middle of the road
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Priest slaps baby in face during baptism because he won't stop crying. Newsflash: Slapping babies makes them cry
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer fans go wild for "hottest" Russian supporter at World Cup. Then go even wilder when they discover she's a porn star (NSFW)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
When using a stolen credit card, be sure to check the waitress's name tag
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
"Female guests wore everything from jungle scenes to bottles of champagne and even a lobster on their heads"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
I am the daughter of God, and God commands me to chase you around the parking lot and beat the hell out of you
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over, that machine gun missing from the Minot Air Force Base has been found...in the home of one of the soldiers supposedly looking for it
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