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Thu February 08, 2024
	Photoshop this careful pedestrian source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Jet Blue merger is back on source: boston25news.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Those are some nice pickleball courts you have there. It's a shame the sound from the paddle hitting the ball can reach 70 decibels source: fox4kc.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	To eat or not to eat: Folger Shakespeare Library wants you to name their new Cafe McCafeFace source: washingtonian.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	What could possibly go wrong with tax advice provided by a technology that can produce convincing but inaccurate results, deliver different answers to the same prompt, and suffer model collapse? source: calmatters.org \| share: Copy Link	40
	New York, where you still can't put 'DEEZNUTS' on your license plate. That and 3,000 other vanity plate names that were turned down by the DMV source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	46
(Some Guy)	If you touch this plant, you could find yourself in some terrible M. Night Shyamalan movie source: unilad.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	Antivaxxers furious that King Chuck will reportedly be using "herbs and potions", not chemo, to treat his cancer because this proves covid vaccines are bad or something. William seen doing a Mr Burns 'excellent' impression source: dailydot.com \| share: Copy Link	129
(Some Gal)	Photoshop this sunriser source: haha.fr \| share: Copy Link	18
	4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Dill & Lucky. Nuclear Wolves Climb Mt Everest edition source: twitch.tv \| share: Copy Link	6
	Today is fat Thursday unlike every other day in pleasantly plump America source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	The battle to become the Washington State clam sadly does not feature a swimsuit competition or a chowder regatta source: seattletimes.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Mystery door suddenly appears on man's roof. Monty Hall sought for questioning source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share: Copy Link	63
	Biden administration names director of new AI Safety Institute, Elizabeth'); DROP TABLE DestroyAllHumans;-- source: nbcwashington.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	'Biden lied about black helicopters near UFO crash site.' Thanks Obama (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	58
(Some Architect)	Caption this consultation source: renaudconsulting.net \| share: Copy Link	34
	Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes tunes from Magazine and Gary Numan, and an In Memoriam for Mojo Nixon. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #576. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	93
	"I AM NOT MOVING" says angry bloke who is being forced to move (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	48
	12-year-old boy found dead in Transylvania County. Medical examiners say his death appears "to not be natural," calling it "suspicious" but can't figure out what killed him. Subby's not saying it was vampires, but it was vampires source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	Don't it always seem to go, That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone? They paved paradise, and covered a floral clock source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	51
	We know you're having a heart attack but have you considered that closing the pharmacy will hurt our store's metrics with corporate? source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	"The right of the people to keep and bear boobs, shall not be infringed" source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	81
(Some Guy)	The oldest footprints of Homo sapiens in North Africa were found in Morocco. They are almost 90,000 years old source: ulukayin.org \| share: Copy Link	45
	Why millions are so excited about the Super Bowl. Because they're waiting for when the lights go dark and Dark Brandon appears in his terrifying natural form to proclaim NOW I HAVE YOU ALL and his terrible queen Tay Tay takes her place at his side? source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	114
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this odd lobby source: cdn-s-www.vosgesmatin.fr \| share: Copy Link	15
	Fark NotNewsletter: We should just rename the PolTab to SwiftVille source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Finally, Netanyahu and Hamas find common ground: rejecting ceasefire proposals no matter what they contain source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	124
	Monday, April 8, 2024, Total eclipse of the Sun Fark Party at Noon. Buffalo Small Boat Harbor - 2 Months To Go source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	80
	Day 715 of WW3: Tucker Carlson leaves Russia; Kyiv silent on ex-Fox News host's interview request after criticism. FARKER POLL: should Zelenskyy allow Carlson to interview him? Why or why not? (Show your work.) It's your Thursday Ukraine war thread source: cnbc.com \| share: Copy Link	350
(Some Guy)	Nobody wants to work any more, cop edition source: oakpark.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Hawaii legislators consider designating an official state gesture, which uses more fingers than most other states' gestures source: kitv.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Philadelphia man exonerated after nearly______years in prison. Is it A) 10. B) 20. C) 40 source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Another Amish drug and switched-identity fatal buggy crash case. Soon to be a mini-series starring Levi McConaughey and Amity Winslet source: kttc.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Haunted houses are getting a jump on setting up their displays early this year. Looks like flaming inferno is the hot theme source: abc4.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	Resort owner with unresolved fire code violations, who's being sued by his neighbors for rental money he owes them and sued by contractors for unpaid work they did, is shocked to see his entire resort burned to the ground. Shocked. Crestfallen, even source: duluthnewstribune.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Oh good, US technology for detecting missile launches and tracking ballistic missiles has been stolen. Maybe wear a hard hat, or duck & cover once in a while source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	A 94-year-old man was saved after lying in the cold for hours by his newspaper carrier. That's some really good news source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	School bus found abandoned, running, at an intersection in Maine. No children, no driver - mysterious sewer clown suspected source: wmtw.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Confused boner source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	Police searching for a man they said stole a laptop, a video camera, keys and a police radio out of Officer Lou's parked NYPD cruiser in the Bronx source: amny.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Theme of Farktography Contest No. 979: "Black and Blue". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.com \| share: Copy Link	27

Wed February 07, 2024
	"Gun Fire" isn't supposed to be literal source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Another airline passenger learns about speed tape source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	68
(Some Guy)	New Jersey woman loves her cousin with all her heart and her liver source: firstalert4.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Reporter slaps reporter on air, face source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	When I read the news now I can only think of "what will this one's Fark tab be?" This time it's too easy source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Professional snowboarder takes advantage of an invitation to make an impromptu run down Red Mountain pass. Decides to bring his car with him source: coloradosun.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Photoshop this cascade source: images.fineartamerica.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	10-year old bitten by a shark on Paradise Island airlifted to hospital in US. Diana Prince unavailable for comment source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	If you are in the mountains of Southern California and find a giant grey helicopter please let the Marines know, as apparently they'd like it back. That goes for the five Marines on it, too source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	37

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