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Wed November 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Amazon required her and her co-workers to pack at a faster rate, at least 230 items an hour, up from 160." Subby plans to eat breakfast and take a shower by noon, after submitting this
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. mayor Muriel Bowser recently had the unmitigated gall to diss mumbo sauce, prompting hordes of angry, OUTRAGED citizens to ask what the hell is mumbo sauce?
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Not unlike apple bobbing, man attempts to eat THC-filled Cigarillos from top of squad car while handcuffed. Bonus for being named "Burns" and getting tased several times
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not News: 18-year old gets his drivers license. Fark: and loses it 49 minutes later when he's caught going double the posted speed limit
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
If anyone feels like donating to our Trumped: Alternative Musical, please do, to the left. To the right, feel free to heckle me, I'll answer any trolls in Kellyanne-style deflections (Sponsored Link)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It only took 14 years, but company finally told to plug an oil leak in the gulf or face $40k a day in fines
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
"Murder. What are you in for?" "Post-planting application of herbicide to cotton"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The woman killed her boyfriend three months ago, they say, but the crime was only recently discovered when a human tooth was found inside her blender." (with typically helpful Brit press sfw pic)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Paradise residents burned to death in a traffic jam caused by progressive planning buzzwords
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"The Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys"
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
After being closed due to leasing issues, longtime San Francisco staple Lefty O'Doul's has reopened at Fisherman's Wharf
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
AAA expects this Thanksgiving to be the busiest travel holiday ever. This is a repeat from every time AAA wants to be relevant
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire" is what the cops will be able to say when the man with burns on his ass denies trying to steal gas from a U-Haul
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Proof that God enjoys irony: You're an oil company who finally has permission to drill for oil on Federal lands in the Arctic, but your plans to do so are delayed because global warming is melting the ice you need for your facility
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Hello American tourist. Welcome to India. Where may I take you?" "How about that island over there? The one only reachable by boat that's inhabited by a savage tribe of arrow-wielding natives who hate outsiders?" "Sorry, no." "Fark it, I'm going"
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Caption this Apple Map backpack-wearing mapper pedestrian
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man who's been hit by cars three times in 10 months wants drivers to pay more attention. Seems they are noticing him a lot already
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(Boing)
 
 
 
Photoshop this springtime scene
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(The New York Times)
 
Woofday
 
An author wanted to set the record straight about what life is like for four-legged canine New Yorkers. So, he interviewed some. These are their stories [bark bark] just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Some schoolchildren explain what it's like to prepare for a school shooting
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hope you know what Michigan Man was up to this week, and a bit of trivia about our newly elected officials, it's the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov. 4-10 Dammit, It's Not Christmas Yet Edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Female genital mutilation is now legal again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hopefully they have batteries and booze
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
He was giving out presents to kids before it was cool
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
The landslide in Spain falls mainly on the train
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Businessman banned from entering U.S. after he travels from Canada where his business is legal to Nevada where his business is legal, because he was going there on business
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Woman receives third set of lungs, can now brag she's a 9 pack-a-day smoker
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Here comes the science behind the massive Northern California brush fire
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Marching their society closer to Utopia, China plans to implement social point system by 2021
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Tue November 20, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man overloads washing machine with clothes and bleach, ruining $3,000 of woman's clothes. I have doubts about this story since when was the last time you saw a guy willing go near a washing machine
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently someone was very fond of the dead Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein and left a memorial bench to honor him in London
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
It all makes sense now - Gritty is an illuminati goat god
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(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Drunk man breaks into a closed library because... he wanted to read
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Do proteins hold the keys to the past?" Asks a group of scientists who have never used a blacklight in a hotel room
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Naked and breaking into Arizona homes in no way to go through life, son
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: When the U.S. sends its culture, they're not sending their best
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(KNOE 8 Monroe)
 
 
 
Adidas Nike arrested on drug charges. Hopefully he can Converse with a counselor and bring New Balance to his life
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sheepish man
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mystery Santa pays off everyone's items on layaway at Vermont Walmart
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Donate money, not food, to your local food bank
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(Economic Research Institute)
 
 
 
Why does Mexican ketchup taste so good?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Rock beats scissors. Gun beats rock
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Although Massachusetts cannabis stores are finally opened for recreational business, Old Man Winter has other plans. In other news apparently this is not a spliffy tag
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dinky apartment's facade
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Video shows helicopter dropping water on wildfire stop to rescue three people and two dogs trapped in the middle of the blaze
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
When asked why a rocket that won't leave the solar system is named the Starship, Musk replied 'We built this city on rock and roll.'
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
George Carlin lookalike and his buddy decide a raging wildfire is a good time to break into a fire station
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(Cooking Panda)
 
 
 
If you drink a gallon of water every single day for a month, you'll end up looking completely different. And by "completely different," I mean "exactly the same in every way"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
People living in colder climates drink more booze. Suck it Florida Man, you lightweight
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man says Santa came early, leaving cocaine, marijuana and several guns in his kitchen. 'Tis the season
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