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Wed January 05, 2022
	If you're thirsty for Lithuanian rum, Taiwan has good news for you source: bbc.com \| share:	3
	At least it's not a crap museum source: fox47news.com \| share:	18
	The quandary is, submit this link with "ow, my balls" or Clarkson's "oh no, anyway.jpg". Why not both? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	36
	Traffic is shiat on Lakeshore Road in Plympton-Wyoming Township source: lfpress.com \| share:	15

	Fark NotNewsletter: Farkers requested this new feature, I swear source: fark.com \| share:	52
	Metal asteroid could be worth 10 quintillion dollars, say NASA folks who got entirely the wrong takeaways from "Don't Look Up" source: smithsonianmag.com \| share:	113
	At the Texas Mexico border agents found 32.40 pounds of crystal methamphetamine, 86.31 pounds of liquid meth, 100 rounds of 9mm ammunition, 100 rounds of .380 rounds of ammunition and 900 rounds of 7.62x39 ammunition. Sounds like a fun weekend source: chron.com \| share:	72
	A chartered plane full of maskless influencers party, vape & get under the influence on a flight from Montreal to Cancun then find they have to influence someone with a boat to get back source: montreal.ctvnews.ca \| share:	87
	The Mouse House will lose a drop in the bucket thanks to bundling Black Widow with Disney Plus, but decides to blame "piracy" anyhow source: joblo.com \| share:	77

	A few reasons to wear a face mask: to avoid catching covid, to avoid giving covid to others, avoiding the fine for not wearing one and avoiding arrest for not wearing one when you've been 20 years on the run for a murder conviction source: euronews.com \| share:	34
	Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from OMD (no, not that song), Orange Juice, and The Style Council. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #296. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	123
	Ditch catches the Pepsi Spirit source: ktvo.com \| share:	27
	I'm not sure I like this new Dark Borat movie source: apnews.com \| share:	51
	Navy perplexed by reports of streetlights 'stalking' US warships source: thehill.com \| share:	76
	Old and busted: horse de-wormer. New hotness: boner pills source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	81
	Ontario's latest lockdown means people like these two attractive women and Jonah Hill(?) are out of jobs - again source: cbc.ca \| share:	45
	You're stuck on I-95, and see a Schmidt's bread truck. Do you: A) loot the truck, B) forage the truck, or C) call customer service and get the president of the company to have the driver distribute bread to hundreds of stranded motorists? source: wmar2news.com \| share:	91
	The Pope says people who don't have children are selfish source: theguardian.com \| share:	201
	Bolsonaro unplugged source: dw.com \| share:	21
	You got your coronavirus in my flu." "Well, you got your flu in my coronavirus." Tries it "FLURONA" source: usatoday.com \| share:	41
	Giorgio Armani cancels menswear show due to omicron spike. Mr Humphries inconsolable source: usatoday.com \| share:	27
	Today's Slatesplanation: Why so many landlords use leases that are so unfairly bad for their tenants source: slate.com \| share:	135
	So just why are so many vaccinated people getting COVID-19 right now, anyway? Besides the fact that there are so many unvaccinated idiots walking around source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	208
	Photoshop this practically perfect pose source: miro.medium.com \| share:	19
	Thanks to the combined efforts of Best Friends Animal Society & their network of animal rescue partners, 14 dogs were transported to Helping Hounds in New York, with a stopover at the Brown County Humane Society. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: people.com \| share:	83
	Majority of Americans think Jan 6 will happen again. Technically, it will tomorrow source: thehill.com \| share:	97
	George Floyd's baby niece shot. In targeted attack. And her father has to drive her to the hospital because it took four hours for police and fire to show up and do nothing source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	99
	China has little natural immunity against Omicron and its vaccines suck, so bring on the Olympics source: rferl.org \| share:	41
	Philadelphia man freed after 37 years in prison for a murder he didn't commit, after it emerges that police offered sex and drugs to the key witness against him. No points for guessing his race source: apnews.com \| share:	56
	O brother, where art thou? source: cnn.com \| share:	57
	Chicago Teachers Union just canceled school source: twitter.com \| share:	256
	C'mon, you know you want to drive the Nutmobile source: msn.com \| share:	31
	Skate and destroy depression source: nypost.com \| share:	50
	After county removes illegal gate, Montana man continues to Cox-block public road crossing his land--with an excavator source: missoulian.com \| share:	82
	How to choose the front door of a house? What, your house didn't come with one? source: archdaily.com \| share:	58
	Meet Tinsley. If ever a doggo deserved the Woofday AND the Hero tags, it's this one source: wcax.com \| share:	26

Tue January 04, 2022
	In the eternal war of Joe vs the volcano, the volcano won this battle source: theguardian.com \| share:	46
	Stopping a carjacker with a gun requires a Lyft driver with a gun source: fox7austin.com \| share:	27
	Headline: Californians won't be able to water their lawns for 48 hours after rainstorms or let their sprinklers run onto the sidewalk. Fark: Californians were watering their lawns after rain storms and letting their sprinklers run onto the sidewalk source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	144
	Poo patrol, to the rescue source: timesofisrael.com \| share:	21
	"Some of my closest friends are Jews," said the Founder/CEO of a Utah tech firm, right after saying "I believe the Jews are behind [the vaccines]" - UPDATE: He's out like Moses in Egypt source: fox13now.com \| share:	227
(Some Guy)	"Rolex Rippers" will steal your watch, but not your good taste (since you apparently didn't have any to begin with) source: robbreport.com \| share:	62
	I'm not saying we're stuck in a time loop, but Chinese cities are locking down again source: bbc.com \| share:	104
	Photoshop these white hares source: i.imgur.com \| share:	12
	Don't like wearing a mask? Leave it to Cleaver source: bc.ctvnews.ca \| share:	12
	Ireland's plan to deter binge drinking, they'll need some kind of luck for that to happen source: bbc.com \| share:	31
	Remembering the bathroom era of zoo design source: theconversation.com \| share:	30
	Clearly these two individuals did not wish to put anything unnatural into their bodies source: nypost.com \| share:	94
	Hero pup saves injured hiker by lying on him to keep him warm till help arrives. Your dog wants tent stakes source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	28
	Bear bites dog. Bear bites woman. BEAR BITES EVERYTHING source: nj.com \| share:	68

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