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Sun August 06, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Resilient or doormat?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There's humblebragging and then there's this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Famous 18th century pub mysteriously burns down days after being sold to mysterious new buyer who had a mysterious 'alternative use' in mind for it. How mysterious
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Weed may affect your thinking" says scientist shopping for a new car with leftover grant money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Evidently people are still going to the Ark Encounter, as June saw a spike in visitors
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You got your Qanon malarkey in my wellness malarkey
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"We're going away for a week. Would you mind taking our bin out?"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Use your damn turn signal, OK? You're not conducting some secret military mission where your movements are secret. Just click the little plastic arm and avoid causing accidents. Thanks
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Listen up empty muffin pans, an intrepid UFO hunter has 'discovered the secret underwater alien base' off the Yorkshire coast. Grab a spoon and meet your new pudding overlords (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 6 is debonair, as in Debbie was usually worked behind the scenes at the radio station, but Friday found debonair
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Florida man gets into heated argument with aunt's boyfriend over his unsafe handling of a firearm, loses argument
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once
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(Lewis)
 
 
 
Photoshop these chessmen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday: Adventures in power outages
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 529 of WW3: Orcs launch multi-wave overnight Ukraine attack, including cruise and hypersonic missiles, and Iranian-made drones. Ukraine's air defence destroys 30 of 40 cruise missiles and all 27 Shahed drones. It's your Sunday Ukraine war thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers to the people in the Peach State killed in today's landslide. Hold on, whats that you say, there are two Georgia's ?? Who knew
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Well shiat
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Golfer or flogger? Pretty much the same thing in The Villages
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida National Cemetery buries widow's remains with the wrong husband, not once but twice in the same year. Florida beats out asinine tag, barely
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you have an account with Wells Fargo...well, first of all, why would you, but if you do, you might want to check to make sure that deposit you thought was there still is
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Guess what happened to four juveniles who were swimming during a thunderstorm
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month July 2023 voting for Main
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month June 2023 voting for Main
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Sat August 05, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
99-year old D-Day/Battle Of The Bulge Bronze Star recipient on 1st trip back after finally getting honors encounters California school choir, requests they serenade his brothers in arms at Normandy Cemetery. Dustiness ensues
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(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
At 10:30PM ET Noise Factor returns with a brand new episode. Kick it off with the dirty riffs of Sumeru and then hear brand new tracks from Sevendust, La Chinga, High Priest, and more. If that's not enough how about Slayer and Dead Kennedys too
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Costa Rican soccer player is sleeping with the fishes after swimming with the crocs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Atlanta demolished his home by mistake. Not only did they not apologize, they're charging him $68K for demolition
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's not a streetlight, it's a streetlight with a cone on it. Probably from Planet Remulak
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mynd you, møøse antlers Kan be pretty nasti too
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(Some Keighley)
 
 
 
Photoshop this layover
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The tree was angry that day, my friends
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Cutting down the number of songs on Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT). Have to because the shortest song is 7 minutes long. Clark continues his story about Superman's greatest adventure
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The notorious marble thief of Pinocchio's Toy Shop has come clean
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Home of Nickelback" sign removed from hometown
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN explains what "Rizz" is, in an article that is "totes" "cringe" "my dudes"
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Fugitive on the lam caught living high on the hog
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the house is expensive; I'm just saying it's "Cher"
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(Some really old Czech)
 
 
 
Photoshop these assorted glass beads
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That's not an RV. THIS is an RV
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kuwait City, the world's hottest city becoming 'unlivable' in these days of global warming, even the streets having air conditioning doesn't help (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Never cap off any botched Home Invasion by misinforming the cops how you came to be shot in the chest, if you talk to them at all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The MegaMillions jackpot is now up to a record setting $1.55 billion that you won't be winning
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You can burglarize my office, but don't steal my coconut pie
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Poor guy deserves a second chance, it's not like he abused a position of authority or revealed violent tendencies. What's wrong with a little cronyism
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
A bicyclist, a pedestrian, and a tree: Tesla Trifecta
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gen Alpha stop picking on Gen Z with your memes, they don't want to become 'the next cringe generation'
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 5 is aggrandize, as in Five hundred people were staring at me with aggrandize
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(Some Budapestian)
 
 
 
Photoshop Uncle Karl
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 528 of WW3: Russia continues to be very upset Ukraine has the audacity to fight back, especially when they fight back effectively. Also, Russians are going to be getting a bit hungrier soon. It's your Saturday Ukraine War discussion
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