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Fri May 29, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back with Fark Friday Night Movie Night. Tonight it's terrible instructional videos, including "How To Sell A Car To A Woman" from the 1970s among others. Join us for the watch party 9pm eastern
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop quarantine-specific exercises. LGT examples
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
SpaceX astronauts to make second attempt to escape this furious hellhole of a planet on Saturday
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
High school graduation checklist: cap, gown, mask, jet ski. Wait, what?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week: Recreate a movie poster using MSPaint, Photoshop, etc.
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear Drew, Please put your $@*&# squirrels back to work because they are driving me farking crazy in my coronavirus quarantine
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
College to start fall semester in the middle of summer to try to beat the flu season
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis small business owner: "Let my building burn, Justice needs to be served, put those officers in jail"
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
NewsFlash
 
Derick Chauvin has been arrested days later than necessary
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Reads headline: "Hopefully it was just an accident" -- Watches video: "Holy fark"
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(Some British Cynics)
 
 
 
The great British public have decided to give their verdict on a £300 "Anti 5G USB Stick" that assorted nutters have recently been selling. The reviews make for some nice light reading in these troubled times
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(The Local)
 
 
 
No Sweden, bad Sweden
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's foreign ministry says Canada is an accomplice to US government's efforts to bring down Huawei. Its cooler, more polite accomplice
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turkish to start oil exploration in Eastern Mediterranean; continue keeping Tommy out of trouble
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Brazil sees a record number of virus cases, and 1,000 dead in 24 hours. Their Amazon is in really bad shape
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
George R. R. Martin buys historic railway, plans to make it six or seven times as long but spend 15 years laying the last 20 miles of track
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Minneapolis isn't the only city burning. Louisville has its own personal cop problems
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Mom disconnects home WiFi. Son disconnects power to the house. It's the Altoona way
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A 103 year-old woman beat Coronavirus, then cracked open a cold beer to celebrate
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit Chief of Police on killing of George Floyd "Based on what I saw on that video, there's no question I would have directed an arrest. This was murder." When Detroit calls you out, you know you've failed
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Won't it be awkward if someone else opens her male?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Do you want to go all 'Homer Simpson' and have your own nuclear reactor control panel? Here's a decommissioned one that's up for sale
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woefully inexperienced army desperate to attempt one of the most difficult amphibious invasions in recorded history
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Omar Jimenez reporting live...take two"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Promiscuity is treason (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Brooklyn is stocking up on toilet paper, baking supplies, and acoustic guitars
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sounds like someone in Moscow is about to "fall" out of a window
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these birbs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh great, now there are COVID monkeys
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twitter is finally doing it. Low bar for the Hero tag but, that's where we are
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A Slatesplanation of why police responses to the anti-lockdown and George Floyd have been so very opposite from each other. Almost like, I dunno, they're hot and cold? No, maybe wet and dry? Dang, there's gotta be some opposite imagery that fits here
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Don't shred that incredibly spammy looking envelope with no official markings. It's your Covid-19 money
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man 'stoned to death' at 15th century castle in Kent, England. Thankfully this wasn't France where cows would have been used
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN camera crew arrested on live TV in Minneapolis. They were standing where they were instructed to. The area was secured. UPDATE: They've been released
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
Police called in to control crowds as beer is once again available in Mexico. It's not news, it's Fark.mx
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(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
The last of the Desert Rats departs at 107
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(Central Missouri)
 
 
 
If you are Amish, do not do your rumspringa at the Lake of the Ozarks
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"It is unclear how or why the woman was naked"
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Skateboarders are beginning to reclaim their natural habitat: Water parks
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Why isn't there a Wisconsin tag? 'Bar May Finally End 43-Year-Old Tradition of Screening Porn on Weekends'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are so desperate, they are hooking up without asking if the other has corona.. So, same as usual then
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion's unbeaten streak continues
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Thu May 28, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
City employees getting hazard pay while working from home. To be fair, subby faces a high risk of injury from day-drinking and falling out of his chair during Zoom meetings
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Because what the world needs right now is a giant ALF statue
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
One Million Moms: If you watch Pixar movies, you are a sinner
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Queen has apparently "banned" Monopoly from being played at home because "it gets too vicious"
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Waterspout hounds Baskerville
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
"Everything is sort of lining up in the direction that if we're serious about it, we can control this thing," he said. "We're just not being serious about it"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is calling it a melee instead of a civil unrest just being Minnesota nice? As violence moves into St Paul and the national guard is called this is your official Fark what the hell is happening in the Twin Cities thread
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cardboard cutouts
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