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Tue August 04, 2020
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Actual lede: Police detained and handcuffed a Black mother and four children after mistaking their SUV for a stolen motorcycle from another state
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It might even be higher, but the answers from the people on ventilators are tricky to decipher
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
The official COVID-19 case count in Texas is short by at least tens of thousands of cases
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(The News International)
 
 
 
Forecast in Germany is for partly COVID cloudy with a possibility of light death clearing up by 2021
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Heist Macaque steals bag of bread from supermarket, regrets nothing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vulnerable man feared murdered five years ago found hiding in woodland, 'very well concealed... and having not spoken with anyone for some time'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In a dry run for the upcoming 2020-2021 superspreader year, 260 employees in Georgia's largest school district test positive for COVID-19
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Mon August 03, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
11,000. Every week. Dead. Gone
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
If you've ever thought that the Mini Cooper was just about the right size for an 11-year-old, you're not alone. This 11-year-old had the same idea
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you were looking for both vintage whisky and a diving helmet, you can kill two birds with one stone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before - shirtless, maskless, drunken, belligerent English tourists start brawl - oh, you have heard it?
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Good idea: catching 40 winks in your car. Bad idea catching 40 winks in your stolen car
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
University of North Carolina faculty tell students it is not safe to return to campus, prepare class action lawsuit to prevent planned August 10 reopening
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Cancel that, I guess it says "helf"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Archaeologists spin the Wheel of 2020 and prepare to relocate a French cursed tomb
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Over a hundred dead from bootleg alcohol in India. Which is why you should always take off your shoes first
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(WXOW La Crosse)
 
 
 
"The flamethrower was just for lighting the bong, Officer"
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Hunker Down Alert: Tropical Storm Isaias expected to make landfall tonight in the Carolinas as a Hurricane. What's the weather like in your area? Do you have enough booze, emergency ham? Stay safe, East Coast Farkers
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
The Marines investigated themselves and found shortcomings in how they investigated themselves earlier
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Photoshop this face of god
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean I should not have postponed taking more brooding Brooklyn Alpha-male selfies to organize a massive NYC party boat booze-cruise? That was wrong? Maybe someone should have told me
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) continues its Triple Play, with episodes of Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and a 6 part Superman that actually includes Lois Lane
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1846, the ill-fated Donner party encountered their first delay. And no, sadly it was not due to the Sommelier being unable to suggest a proper pairing for long pork
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man creates a mask you can drink in
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
6pm ET - It's the Fark News Livestream Things got a little weird over the weekend. COVID-19 vaccine updates, Floridians try to give SpaceX an unwanted helping hand, and someone finally went and planted those seeds from China
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Singing a rap song in San Diego is a violation of § Seditious Language - Prohibited. 83 violations, actually. Time to a throw a right-cross and knock that old law out
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Yikes If the beginner class requires a swim across Tampa Bay, does the advanced class involve a swim across the Atlantic Ocean?
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Problem: Debris falling from elevated subway tracks hitting people on the street. Solution: Installation of metal baskets to catch the debris. New problem: Metal baskets of debris falling from elevated subway tracks hitting people on the street
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Former King of Spain flees country, now he works at the Pizza Pizza
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Sweet-N-Low in your tea? Them's fightin' words
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Pandemic-induced free parking is coming to end. It's up to you, Community Chest
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Is it safe to fire up the grill this summer with the family in the back yard? No. The answer is no
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It is not necessary to zip up your pants aboard the God Yacht
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Texas lifts tampon ban at bar exam after complaints over discriminatory policy
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Subby wants to play Battleship with Iran
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bi woman in poly relationship harassed for not being bi enough because it's 2020 and that's how we do things now (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Drunken man pulls out a shotgun on his neighbors for having a loud party. Man, Jimmy Fallon is not looking good these days
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic bison
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Swimming laps while Black. "Oh no, are we about to become hashtags?" Stupid and asinine tag push Florida tag to the front of the line
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Grab Some Nuts Day, the one day of the year where the Fark Squirrel is at his most nervous
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New Wisconsin Supreme Court justice sworn in during 100-mile ultramarathon. Meanwhile, subby has to judge if he's too drunk to walk to the kitchen for another beer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nuclear bailout bribery scandal was years in the making, but the fallout will last for years
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So if you're thinking that since it's August, it'll be a great time to take a warm swim in Lake Michigan, you're gonna have to think again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BLM protestors just marched up the head of the KKK. Let's see how this plays out
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Retiree, 82, busted for DUI told cops Donald Trump drove him to drink too much vodak
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russiarona vaccine now available. Possible side effects may include halitosis, retroactive birth defects, scoliosis, lower back pain, feline leukemia, paralysis, mudskippers, coma, and death
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know how it is: if you can't get your caffeine because the coffee shop is shut, sooner or later you're going to crash
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swim with the whales, they said. It'll be a once-in-a-lifetime experience, they said. What could POSSIBLY go wrong, they said
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with letting COVID get all the glory, Florida man ups death toll in state because Burger King employee was too slow fulfilling girlfriend's order
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