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Tue January 19, 2021
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Veterinarian warns that dogs are ingesting marijuana at increasing rates. Your dog wants steak, and Doritos, and a run to the Taco Bell drive through, and some leftover pizza, and a box of Raisinettes if things get desperate
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Woman fights to be declared legally alive, not a reenactment of a Python skit
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
You want zombies? Because this is how you get zombies
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
A bit past the anniversary of the Northridge quake, but a good reminder to check your emergency kit. Meds, water, food, pet food, etc... Also, I'm sure you've found enough TP by now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian held in cells by RCMP for several days writes about her experience. Fark: in a thank-you note to her jailers
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
I have also invested money in vodka with bad results
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
One potato, two potato
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Vaccine no foam for Jonaton?" "Vaccine no foam for Jonaton?" ... "Um, it's JONATHAN, but whatever"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in socialized medicineland, Canadian government to foot entire $2.8 million cost for single dose of life saving drug for toddler
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It took three years of legal red tape, but a patient who was refused care because of an old diagnosis of bipolar disorder got the video that documents him literally crawling out the ER door. Yes, that nurse "encouraging" him was fired
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Power plant causes global warming. New coldness: Power plant causes 100 mile long snow plume
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pokémon Go fans slam police harder than a Snorlax Hyper Beam blast for warning it doesn't count as exercise in lockdown (possible nsfw content on page)
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(France 24)
 
 
 
La famille qui joue ensemble, reste ensemble
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Covid misinformation hasn't declined, it's just spread to other countries
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Leading public health doctor: Thousands of Covid-19 vaccines winding up in the trash at hospitals all thanks to state and federal guidelines. Get it together already
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these folks sitting around a fire pit
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
If you spent a couple hours feeling the earth move on Sunday, you were either on Mount Hood in Oregon or in subby's bedroom
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
To be fair, if you really want to get the attention of police, setting your car on fire in front of the FBI building and making bomb threats is definitely a winning strategy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the 'Baby Trump' balloon? It's going to live on in a British museum
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
This isn't the wild west, you can't drive twice the speed limit and five times the legal BAC and expect to get away with it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Germany goes old school, will hold Covid-19 quarantine breakers in refugee camps and "detention centers"
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Thesaurus Day, so let's all celebrate the legendary synonym and antonym reciting dinosaur of the Cretaceous Period
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Get shot. Win cash prizes
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Over 40,000 residents overdue for 2nd COVID vaccination because old people heard rumor "that the side effects are worse with the second shot"
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lovely couple
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The President, along with his family, spent MLK Day distributing boxes at a food bank
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a lawyer and a comment you make in court elicits multiple gasps, it's probably not a good thing. Double protip: Saying you'll pay the fine resulting from the gasp-worthy comment with "straight cash homie" ain't a good look either
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC Fashion Institute of Technology student from Staten Island with not much fashion sense about bragging on the Internets arrested for storming the Capitol
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Woman steals Mentos and cigarettes from store then attempts to steal ambulance to use as escape vehicle
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Hitman in prison for executing a gerbil has his tennis shoes confiscated. At least subby thinks that's what this story is about
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Moai escapes from Easter Island to ram state police cruiser in McBain, refuses to hand over the Maxwell Circuit, gets arrested the next day. MENDOOOOZZZZAAAAA
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Yobs head-butting a pizza machine is a great way to start your Monday
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
BearSprayMan arrested for attacking Capitol cop. ManBearPig unavailable for comment
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
U.S. ex-pat devastated to learn that Australian phrases shown on American television are all lies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Old bands with new albums, booze promotions, and drug smuggling are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 3-9 Reverse Christmas Edition
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK reports one in eight Covid-19 patients return to the hospital to die
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Headline: Study finds one daily alcoholic drink may jeopardize heart health. Article: in 5% of the study participants
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Man scared of the rona lives at O'Hare for three months before anyone notices; airport security to be promoted to Capitol Hill duty
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Capitol on lockdown due to "external security threat under a bridge"
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't eat fireworks
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina smell now all over the walls of woman's living room after her vagina-scented candle explodes into flames. Yeah it's probably pretty ewwwy in there now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lighten up UK, when your most recent lockdown ends things will get better, you'll only be facing a massive 'gonorrhoea outbreak'. Something to look forward to
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians are unapologetic: 7/10 want vaccinations mandatory so they can get back to hockey fights
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(BBC)
 
 
 
This Brexit malarkey is going too far. The alienation from foreign governments & loss of face on the world stage I can handle. But now they're coming for our goddamn trampolines
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this slippery selfie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in: If you don't force sleep-deprived teens to sit in tiny desks in crowded, stifling hot rooms all day, subject them to bullies and psychotic teachers and insane rules, punish creativity and reward mediocrity? For some it makes things better
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Too many dead people can lower the air quality. The more you know
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Police in London report that at least one person brought a sword to a knife fight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
500,000
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
UK man fined after taking 100-mile McDonald's trip to town during lockdown. Difficulty: The town doesn't have a McDonald's
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