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Fri January 27, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old and Busted Orc Army Classics: Rations old enough to vote. New Uruk-hotness: Tanks older than The Lord of the Rings
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
North Texas men in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, a pastor is accused of leading a double, nay, a triple life if you include the pastoring as a side hustle
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You're sixty-something, not terribly healthy, and win a couple hundred million in the lottery. You can't take it with you, so how do you spend, say, $124,000 every week?
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(Indeed.com)
 
 
 
The University of Wisconsin-Madison is looking for a Weed Ecologist "to provide leadership in weed science teaching." Applicant wants to know how to make their resume stand out. Dude
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you frustrated that you're getting hung up on by deputies after nearly 100 calls and feel they're not listening to you? Well do we have a solution for you
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Sleeping in a stolen car in front of a police station is no way to go through life, son
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Faxed bomb threats paralyze Japanese schools. One can imagine principals staring at the office fax machine, waiting for the ring, the beep and the plasticy printout containing the next fateful fax setting up the bomb
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Thu January 26, 2023
(UPI)
 
 
 
Driver escapes injury when tree branch impales windshield. The state of the driver's underwear was not reported
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Elsewhere: Scissors beats paper. Aomori: Umbrella beats sickle
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Florida...what could possibly go wrong with building a new 97-home neighborhood inside of a known flood zone? Jacksonville may soon find out
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In unrelated news, Fark's servers are now liquid cooled
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
House comes with tires. FARK: House not a mobile home
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Nutritionists say what you should eat depends on a lot of things. What you shouldn't eat? Depends
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TASERCON is an actual thing that happens
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Unchained gorilla loose in Kensington, Maryland. View the shocking security camera video
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If only there were come clue as to who would do this. C'mon, give us a sign
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(Some Attore)
 
 
 
Photoshop Teatro Donnafugata
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sooooooo...take the mulligan, I guess?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Volunteer courtwatcher Fiona Apple testifies in support of Maryland bill ensuring virtual access to court proceedings, to ensure that bad, bad girls get a good defense so they can be redeemed to the ones they've sinned against
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Article does not mention the source of the DNA which was found in the sock
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida man stuck in pipe rescued. Doopity doo
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Break out the lederhosen, put on some Mozart and get yourself some wiener schnitzel because today is Australia Day
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Vandelay CEO wanted on charges, leaving the import/export industry shaken
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In the battle of Jeep vs. ATM, ATM wins
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(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Fentanyl dealer tries to grow his business by sending free sample to police chief
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Western Montana residents will have to travel to Idaho to catch their deaths over a plate of unevenly cooked hashbrowns
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What would commuters like in a new Camden Transportation Center? Subby thinks for starters you should put it somewhere other than Camden
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gnarly necklace
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. Regenerated Anus Pooping Unicorn Asteroid Apocalypse edition
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Man gets ban from tram after performing The Tyson Maneuver on a stranger
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Red Fox seen in Sierra Nevada National Park for first time in 100 years, you big dummy
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(The National Scotland)
 
 
 
School insists it has only wee bairns, no moggies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jingleheimer Schmidt, his name was my name too
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day, in 1700, a 9.x earthquake hit the Pacific Northwest. Earthquakes of this size hit every 300 or 400 years. Sleep tight
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(New Jersey Monthly)
 
 
 
Appropriately-named Mr. Snow obsessively collected Flexible Flyer sleds, until his wife told him he had to clean out the garage and basement. Behold, the Flexible Flyer Museum
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Further evidence that Church Youth Leader is just another way of saying sex offender
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The recession is hiatting drive-by shooters hard
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Is copyediting doing more harm than good for writers? Subby has thoughts on this subject; read them in the boobies
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(Rochester City Newspaper)
 
 
 
"Greece woman claims parole officers stole $6,000 from her closet." I mean, there's video proof, but sure, "claims"
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The English Beat, Tom Tom Club, The Go-Go's, The Alarm, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #428. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
So I built a third courthouse. That courthouse burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
At least they picked an appropriate location
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Remember that Yosemite Sam cartoon where he hit that camel in the face and the camel's hump transferred to his head? Well guess what happens when a camel is hiat in the face in real life
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Missing hiker found on Mt Baldy still no trace of Julian Sands, maybe they should try looking in 1989 with Lori Singer
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(YourTango)
 
Weeners
 
That's a penis
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
3 killed, 6 injured in Placentia accident. That thing must have really come out flying
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Two vicious killers now being hunted across Ireland after bolting on train, could be anywhere. Fark: Prison officials let them out on temporary release. Ultra Fark: One has done this on three occasions before
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
UK Schoolgirl from quiet rural area stabbed in leg with prison shank made from a pair of scissors. Headmaster claims the incident has been blown out of all proportion by the media and the blood-splattered wall was like that when he got there
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