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Fri December 06, 2019
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Police officer who got wombat stoned will not face charges. Oh wait, I read that wrong
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(MSN)
 
 
 
FDA green-lighting drugs at alarming, breakneck speed. Marijuana still illegal
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Do you know that kids love garbage trucks? Well they do and here's why
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Neighborhood cat terrorizing and killing dogs
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these winter trees
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Man Man robs robs Little Little Caesars Caesars
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Oliver Queen looking to relocate to the Ottawa-Gatineau region for the summer
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(CT MK VL Guy)
 
 
 
Way to go Japan. you never cease to amaze us. In this case it's the new "Party Panties" just in time for Christmas, or more specifically "Fake Camel Toe" underwear
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Students who handwrite their notes outperform laptop users by one grade (e.g., B + to A-)
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Survey says your average adult wakes up on the wrong side of the bed 300 days a year. Subby the curmudgeon falls straight off the bed to the floor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Come for the annoying hipster talking about LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER for two years. Stay for your browser's refresh/cancel button reaching Fry's 300 coffee nirvana
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I don't know about you, but I suspect the ferret may be involved
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this path
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Death Wobble Wobble
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Customer punched over taking too long at register in Florida Walmart' is the most Obvious Florida tag of the day
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
First they came for the penis-shaped HIV prevention mascots, and I did not speak out-because I was not a penis-shaped HIV prevention mascot (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC police raid Mr. Nice Guy marijuana shop in Georgetown. Now they'll never get Kenny out of prison, Nasty Nate will get his cocktail fruit
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Principal of elementary school calls state police, who send in the bomb squad for what is essentially a paperweight
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Southern town cancels Christmas rather than ban treason enthusiasts from the festivities
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Prosecutor files misdemeanor charge against man, 20, who had sex with stuffed animals on floor at Target. He allegedly victimized a unicorn and Olaf from "Frozen"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Family court judge accused of turning courthouse into Delta House
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bug found stuck to dinosaur with amber. Next stop Isla Nublar (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Some women marry a guy who wears a rug. This one went one better (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Inspire some holiday chaos, what's your Christmas prank gift story? LGT Subby's for the year
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Caption this interaction at the grocery store
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Giant inflatable Ralphie stands next to house used in 'A Christmas Story'. No word if it's eyes are shot out
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Miami Police take "Shoot The Hostage" as the gospel truth as they empty their guns into a hostage-carrying vehicle in heavy traffic. Subby is at a loss for tag
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you crave the skin of a stable genius, today is your lucky day
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
There's a right way to play music while driving and a wrong way. This is the wrong way
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I know you were all worried about whether Jenna Jameson is safe after yesterday's Pearl Harbor shooting. Now we know
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman was searching 'what to do if your husband is upset you are pregnant' before her murder
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(BBC)
 
 
 
She was only mostly dead
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(Hudson Valley 360)
 
 
 
Police arrest man whose parents were unnecessarily cruel about naming him
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Mandarin Patinkin, the Mandarin duck best known for making New Yorkers happy, has gone missing. Manhattan bird expert is not ruling out fowl play
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A most cringe-worthy moment
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter at Navy base. This is not a repeat from two days ago
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(DW)
 
 
 
As part of the effort to control the measles epidemic that has killed at least 63 people, you can now be arrested in Samoa for spreading anti-vaccine lies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Captain fired after drunken sex romp with deckhand leads to yacht crash. (checks pics) Worth it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to drive over 90 with your girlfriend and weave in and out of traffic at random without using signals? It's easy with this one simple badge
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(Vice)
 
 
 
McNotLovinIt
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Doc Brown wannabe fries himself on homemade "quantum physics generator" in his garage, prompting authorities to evacuate about 40 homes until an actual nuclear physicist determined that the device was mostly harmless. Mostly?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Papa John's. Better ingredients, bitter divorce
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
"Use fowl language in my classroom? You are gonna wash your mouth out with this bar of soap and you are going to like it. That's the Austin Peace Academy way"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
61% of our neighbors to the north believe in logic and scientific evidence. 23% of them believe an invisible sky-king created the entire universe in a time span of six literal days, and creation is only 6,000 years old
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York City's 'island of the dead' to welcome more living ...apparently because they want to see the more than a million dead more often
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Nope Bowl
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Proof that second-hand smoke is bad for your health
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jury defends Elon Musk's inalienable right to call you a pedo
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Thu December 05, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Officials in the Florida Keys have finally confirmed the inevitable: As the seas continue to rise and flooding continues to get worse, not everyone can be saved. And in some places, it doesn't even make sense to try. Time to put up "For Sale" signs
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
"One, two, three, four, I declare a toe war. Wait, that's not right"
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