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Sun October 14, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Once your credit score hits 750, trying to make it better is a waste of time
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Sat October 13, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
USPS worker tries to sell $630,000 of stolen stamps to lick gambling habit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not unusual to file an insurance claim that someone has smashed into your truck while it was sitting in a parking lot. However when the other vehicle is an airplane it's a different story
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cocktail
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(Fairfield Citizen)
 
 
 
What a load of balls
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sorry, zoo's closed. Cougar out front should have told you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Furpile of sadness my fur friends. Steves have marfed Tony the Tiger from Twitter because of all the yiffing, it sounds like fursecution
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gourd drop
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(107.1 the Z)
 
 
 
After auto theft, "Police urge residents to lock their vehicles as none of the vehicles in question had their doors locked, and that several unlocked vehicles still had keys in the ignition." Evidently, some people still live in Mayberry RFD
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sllafretaw gnisahc og t'nod
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump supporter calls the police on a black Lyft driver because he wouldn't turn on the radio. "I feel racially profiled...because I'm not black"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Welcome to Whose College Is This Anyway, where the tuition is free, everyone gets a job, and the points don't matter
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Hey cancer survivor, go and be ugly someplace else." (Asinine tag is for store manager)
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(Some Kids)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leafy frolic
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Tennessee dad tries to kill his son with a chainsaw while his son's mowing the yard. So the son mows his dad's leg. Off
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Some people can only dream of living on a houseboat in Amsterdam, but that's the reality for dozens of feral and abandoned cats in the city. Come visit De Poezenboot on Caturday
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(Some Belgian)
 
 
 
Always treat every weapon as if it was loaded. Especially when cleaning it. ESPECIALLY when it's the 20mm cannon on an F-16 fighter jet parked with another fully-fueled F-16 directly in the line of fire in front of it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Only you can prevent forest fires. Oh, and goats too
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
What are you dressing up as this Halloween? We promise not to steal your fantastic idea. You can trust us
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Air Canada plane was a few feet away from being in the worst crash in aviation history. Come for the Kisses, stay for the Weener
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man sets new Guinness World Record for number of walnuts cracked with his head in one minute. Still wonder why aliens have never contacted this planet?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Crackhead spent 8 years working in a Massachusetts crime lab... stealing drugs and cooking meth... and no one noticed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Bones reveal Neanderthal child was eaten by a giant bird"
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(Island Packet)
 
 
 
Savannah authorities seek person responsible for sticking googly eyes on their statue of Revolutionary general Nathanael Greene. Judging by the picture, Terry Gilliam needs to be brought in for questioning
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(Warwick Daily News (Australia))
 
 
 
"As an Australian, it was very cool to rob an American bank"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Know how I know you didn't read the book?
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(YouTube)
 
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Truck driver in California is sure that "no vehicles over 39 feet" is just a suggestion, learns otherwise
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Big Bump da bump bump I'm gettin a raise ... maybe
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Religious schools are vastly superior, but it's not that icky religion that's the cause; here's an atheist twisting in knots to explain it away
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