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Tue October 23, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Thousands Of Swedes Are Inserting Microchips Under Their Skin". Subby will not divulge the specific search string he was looking for when this article popped up, but apparently in the near future he won't have to
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Mon October 22, 2018
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Unrelenting sunshine and legal weed drive San Diegans to drink heavily
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crazy Canuck flies off, does not survive
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Counterfeiters are already selling Rocket City Trash Pandas merchandise online, despite the fact that the team's logo hasn't been released yet
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
If your drone just crashed through a window in midtown Manhattan just let it go
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You may know recently-deceased Joachim Ronneberg as the man who interrupted a ski weekend to destroy Hitler's nuclear ambitions
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Monster energy drink is anti-Christian, here's the satanic truth
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(Lad Bible)
 
 
 
School bans bags so student brings his books to school in a microwave
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Signs that you're not a high-ranking member of your hit squad: Your job is to put on the still-warm clothes of the guy you've just murdered, and walk around town pretending to be him
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Worst oil spill in US history was from A: Exxon Valdez? B: Deepwater Horizon? or C: The Taylor Energy spill which is STILL leaking 300 and 700 barrels of oil per day off the Louisiana coast and may leak for another 80 years
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these creative baseball fans
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) instead of 'walking' or 'running' songs, we'll have two hours of songs containing in the title or lyrics modes of transportation requiring some sort of mechanical assistance
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you've ever been on an AmTrak and thought to yourself, "Man. If I could only make myself a handbag out of the fart-ridden leather that's being used for the seats, that would be something" then we have some news for you. Also, get help
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Highway workers discover 130,000-year-old wooly mammoth skeleton. Well, one of them discovered it. The other eight just stood around and watched
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(Army of the 12 Monkees)
 
 
 
Suspect spray-paints 'Strange' onto Panera Bread. Probably some weird loafer
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's a bad sign when the ship you're using to monitor ocean temperatures needs to slow down because the ocean is too hot to cool its engines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bible museum admits five of its Dead Sea Scrolls are modern fakes. Investigators were tipped off by the pervasive incidence of emojis throughout
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dry lake bed
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's top representative to Macau dies after "Falling from building". Hong Kong and Macau Office of the Chinese government's State Council says he had been suffering from depression. Oh sure
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but home remodeling reality shows on television may not be a really good way of getting accurate information regarding planning for and pricing your next home remodeling project
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Replica Titanic II to follow the original Titanic's route and promises an "authentic Titanic experience. Because if there's one thing people are always asking for on cruises it's the full Titanic experience
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
There's a good chance that aliens are purple. Likelihood of their also being one-eyed, one-horned, or people eaters still undetermined
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Turkey named 'Smoke' stalks streets of Ashwaubenon
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur sleuths abort mission to find wreckage of Flight MH370 in Cambodian jungle after they didn't follow TLC's advice (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man sues haunted house for being 'too scary'. Also tries suing coffee maker for being 'too hot' and Duke for being 'too sucky'
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Oumuamua, one year later. Do-dooo-de-doo-doo
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Saudi King Salman, Crown Prince Mohammed offer apologies to Khashoggi's son, will have changed their stories 3-4 more times by the end of the day
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Man orders two waters at NC hot dog restaurant, then leaves $10,000 tip. Pic helps explain why
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"A recent survey found that "investing in decent cutlery and enjoying a garden centre" are definite signs that you're officially middle aged"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
The notorious 'Piggyback Bandit' has been arrested at a high school football game again, this time in Alabama
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Caption these women and their tortoises
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Co-living" is on the rise in cities where a gutted middle class no longer earns enough to live where they work. Picture dorm living without the benefit of your own door to hang a sock on, and then triple the price
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Five school shootings were thwarted in October, one of which was last Thursday, in the next county over from where Drew's kids go to school
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Something seems to be missing from this list but I can't put my finger on it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bear
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(10 News)
 
 
 
PETA must only drink chocolate milk
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Christian missionaries have all but eradicated an ancient jungle tribe, just as Jesus intended
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Violent assault occurs at a Mahler symphony after someone rustled a bag of gum
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy shoots twin sister in the head after finding gun in car while dad shopped at Tennessee Dollar General. UPDATE: The sister has passed away
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Seems NYPD will try anything to get out of wearing body cams
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Brave man defends his family from zombies by punching, shoving them down stairs outside Park City theater. Well, they were just teen girls costumed as Thiller dance zombies, but that took guts
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Add palm trees to list of things that can kill you in Florida. So, stay alert, don't get caught napping
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Woman faces charges for practicing witchcraft in backward, benighted country of Canada
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York public housing tenants facing off against giant rats invading their homes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The beat was about to drop," and then it dropped
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: builder gets fined $900 per day for work done without building permit. Fark: Which adds up to $41 million
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Behold, the visage of he who would break into a house of prayer and steal money from the donation box
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