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Tue June 18, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
You lose 16 tons what do you get? Up to your neck buried in cement. St Peter don't you call me cause I can't go. I owe half a billion to the company store
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It is not a good week to shop at Costco in California
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers Mate, only thoughts and prayers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Of all the Nopes I've ever seen on Fark, this is got to be one of the Nopest Nope I've ever Noped here
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Man arrested for 1972 murder out on bail before trial. Jeez, at this rate, they may not get a conviction before the heat death of the universe
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Boaty MCBoatface finally gets wet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A needed reminder - occasionally the good guys win
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sing a song of sixpence, pocket full of filler, Four and thirty, songbirds in hair curlers
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Let me continue to sing you the song of my people (until at least 2030)... BRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT
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(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Guy gets a job so he can afford an earring. Now that he's wearing an earring, he can't work at his job
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If you're going to get arrested for drunk driving, do it in a Soviet T-55 tank
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Killing someone on holy ground may violate the laws of the Highlander, but Florida Woman plays by her own set of rules
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unhappy meal
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman's credit card application denied due to her untimely death, raising fears of a lack of access to credit for an entire generation of zombies and vampires
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Raytheon integrates gamer-style interface to Patriot Missile batteries, potentially allowing for elite missile customization options to be obtained from loot boxes
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Move over Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog and make way for The Attack Squirrel of Alabama
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Manatee woman arrested for death of daughter. Boy, this CRISPR use is getting out of hand
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It's not quite Whore Island, but it is pretty close
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
NBA Finals over. Weary of 4-hour baseball games. Not a fan of soccer, and golf is like watching paint dry. How about Michelle Obama vs. James Corden in Dodgeball, featuring Sherlock, Samwell, Jupiter Jones, the WH press secretary
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Biking and balls and beer... oh, my!
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you've ever been playing Grand Theft Auto and thought "you know what would be cool? If this was underwater and I was a shark" then today is your lucky day
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Fukuoka man arrested for coolly shoplifting 49" TV weighing 26 lbs from electronics store. "I stole it because I wanted to use it at home"
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
"Homeless camp accidentally gets Seattle man's dog high"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Cops swarm NYC park after emergency personnel declare 'life-like doll' dead
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these penguins having a snowball fight
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
👌👎😡👉🏢
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Lesson here is never joke about pulling a gun on someone, even if you did it
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Please note: hazing rituals for new employees should involve potentially embarrassing and humiliating things for them, not for their patients at your urology clinic
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
I learned a thing or two from laundry don't you know. You better stay away from copperhead loads
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
It might sound utterly weird, but the dairy cows at Cinnamon Ridge run on coffee creamer. "It does sound a little cannibalistic, but that's not true at all"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Another day, another 5-foot snake in a car engine
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, global population is projected to stop growing
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Ants. Ants. Ants
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After complaining of abdominal pain for a decade, woman has worm removed. Both are expected to recover
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Taco Bell is giving away free tacos today with no purchase required. So if you have to pay for your taco access the rest of the year, today's your lucky day
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you're the one who's been vandalizing this church's "God's doors are open to all" message, they hope you'll stop. Also, you're an asshole
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hello Drew, your password is **********, I have evidence of what you do on the internet and will share it with all of Fark if you don't greenlight this post
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Domino's new autonomous robots will use pizza as bait in their hunt for Sarah Connor
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dallas shooting photographer with balls of steel: "I just prayed that he didn't walk past me"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2019-06-09 to Sat 2019-06-15 - 8chan, skunks, takes a whiskey drink, and Slate
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Flesh-eating cocaine: This is your ear. This is your ear on drugs. This is your ear on the floor
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Crews remove Agent Orange from Oregon Lake, profoundly disappointing fans of 80's skate punk music
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's wrong to laugh at another man's pain, but it's also hard to not laugh at this video of a man crushing his own balls while crossing his legs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock to you, but schools wildly underreport the number of times they use restraints and seclusion on students. Judge Rotenberg Educational Center nods sagely, tases another student
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(The Outline)
 
 
 
Behold...the MAN...the LEGEND...Lord Rod, the Mazda Miata sweet potato huckster
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LAPD officer who shot three people in Costco was attacked without warning while holding his toddler, according to police, who say he was also hand-feeding baby ducklings and painting a portrait of baby Jesus while healing the sick
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1815, Napoleon was defeated at Waterloo by the Duke of Wellington, forcing him to abandon his plans for conquest of Europe and embark on a new career of inspiring Bugs Bunny cartoons
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dangerous, ferocious, and all around feared pit bull saves family from fire, even carrying baby out by diaper. No doubt to attack and slaughter them at a later, undetermined time
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Magnitude 6.4 quake strikes Japan. Hold on to your butts again
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