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Sat February 04, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sixth member of the Basement Gaming Association fired from Memphis police force
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ancient Soviet contraption
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As he strikes the match, he casually glances out the gas station window. His eye twitches involuntarily
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(Atavist)
 
 
 
Do you ever wish you'd cashed in on the YouTube showboat or helped your kids pursue their dreams of stardom? Well now you can run away screaming
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bruno the cat was returned to his shelter for being too affectionate, demanding lap time and cuddles. "People were coming to our door to meet Bruno, and we got almost all the cats in the shelter adopted in the meantime." Welcome to Caturday
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(The Kyiv Independent)
 
 
 
Day 346 of WW3: News: US allocates $5.4 million confiscated from Russian oligarch to help rebuild Ukraine. Soon-to-be Republican angst: ZOMG, this is socialisms Won't somebody think of the billionaires? It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are some places that are best to visit in the winter months? Difficulty: no ski resorts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local artists hold fundraiser for cancer patient. Fark: tattoo artists, that is
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
If you must drop an empty beer bottle while exiting the bank you've just robbed, be sure to drop one with somebody else's fingerprint on it
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Hey, pal, you can't just park that anywhere"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Too many vodka-Dew mixes will make you do dumb shiat, like driving two hours to a small-town jail and turning yourself in for drunk driving
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(Insider)
 
 
 
This is why you don't hire dumbasses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What would you do if your luggage didn't fly with you on a trip and after 13 days of complaining, the airline has seemingly done nothing about it? If you're this professional poker player, you call out the airline during a televised tournament
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Xi, you've lost *another* "weather balloon"?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The case of two men killed by homemade explosives hours apart remains unsolved in spite of the fact that evidence and the victims are all over the place
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Orly?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you're going to write fake tickets to meet your quota that definitely doesn't exist, at least make sure to choose a person who isn't dead, officer
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Fri February 03, 2023
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
🎶 Roll, roll roll your boat, gently towards the shore 🎶 Glad the coastguard was there, or you'd be no more 🎶
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Interstate 90 closed due to steering problem
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Robber pulls one gun, you pull two - it's the American way
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Brazilian submarine sandwiches set Guiness world record. Yup, that's a lot of sandwiches
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Wanted short criminal, who goes by the name 'Get Shorty 4.9,' teases police on social media to try and catch his big cheeky mouth
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(Slate)
 
 
 
M. Night Shamalamadong's new film is probably too scary for most of his fans, who are really just there for the twist, anyway
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Paco Rabanne doesn't smell so good
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coffee is expensive, and so is the cost of bail when I don't have any
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Turns out exploding balls can have a happy ending
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed super recogniser solves 'sick' Putin doppelganger mystery after highlighting tiny detail (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Photoshop Skull Island
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Residents of Missouri get something to help them forget that they live in Missouri
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYC fails at legal weed: The 20-odd unlicensed weed shops within a half mile of its two legal dispensaries, the weed is cheaper and often better because it doesn't have to be New York-grown
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Seized by customs at Detroit airport: A) 10 lbs of Fentanyl, B) $25,000 in counterfeit currency, or C) a dolphin skull?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This room will make you long for the screaming baby on your last flight
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man in black leaves jawbone with gunslingers, flees across desert
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A man entered a San Francisco Jewish Synagogue on Wednesday night and fired possible blanks. Nobody called the police after the incident as there is a fear that speaking out will cause retaliation
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Sheetz, which is like a WaWa (which is like a 7-11) drops Smile Policy after backlash
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(CNN)
 
 
 
63 floor luxury condo in Miami will feature a car elevator to let people park beside their units. Building to open in 2025, burn down in 2026 when someone's Tesla batteries cook off on the 31st floor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police urge drivers to stay off roads during icy conditions. **Checks Pics** Well, technically that driver DID stay off the roads
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tourists behaving badly, Australian fauna, spelling errors, and fishing are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 26-Feb. 1 Spy Balloon Edition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's kind of like TLC's What Not To Wear but for Russian tanks
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The NFL Super Bowl Experience: come for the parties, concerts, and events, stay for the Damar Hamlin simulator
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sperm?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
One moment you're up half a mill in COVID loans, and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is a bizarre remake of Beauty and the Beast
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Cadillac
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC recalling eye-drops as consumers learn the hard way the consequences of buying "preservative free" products
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"In many parts of the northern U.S., it's really cold. Here's how to stay safe" - It's called winter and it used to happen once every year
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Walter White of Purdue arrested. Clearly the research grants aren't quite generous enough
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Long Island man goes around to thrift shops and estate sales, finds old pictures and videos, then returns them to people connected with the individuals featured. You can't explain that kind of niceness
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Word of the Century candidate eclipses Robert Frost's "shiatticism" and Ernest Hemingway's "beshat"
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(The Irish Times)
 
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It's not my problem that you can't handle the glory of my mullet
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