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Sat April 20, 2019
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Grand Rapids is considering whether to criminalize the Barbecue Beckys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA approves first medical device of attention deficit disorder. Cost of fidget spinners expected to increase 5000-fold
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(Man in a Suitcase)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lock
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(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
Illinois considers banning redshirting kindergartners but worries those little student-ahtletes may leave for the pros before graduating
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Want to impress everybody on social media with photos from your exotic vacation, but can't actually afford an exotic vacation? Good news
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Happy 4/20, everyone. How do you plan on celebrating? Here are fourteen fun ideas if you're too baked to come up with your own
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, two kids with easy access to powerful firearms killed 13 people. America reacted with horror ... and then went on about their business, doing nothing to stop the next one ... and the next one... and the next one... and the next one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The RAIN in Spain falls mainly on Brits without a brain, who chose to vacation overseas for Easter holiday while the home islands bask in Spanish-style sun. 'Best get yer wellies out spanner'
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Look, I know there's this whole Mueller report thing, and Brexit's still barrelling on, but you can forget all that boring waffle. Someone slipped a real chicken nugget into a pack of vegetarian cocktail sausages. 'scuse me, I have to go throw up
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this adventure
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"We're in international waters. We're exempt from your laws." "We have guns. Argument over"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parents sue son's "intolerant" private school for suspending him for intolerance
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
"Being a open shelter means we don't say, 'Oh, that cat's too old, that cat's too sick, or that animal is too anything. We just say 'We can take that animal, bring it to us next Tuesday at ten and we will take that cat'." Welcome to Caturday
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Carni-brawl
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Big marijuana wants to be as dangerous as big tobacco
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how the first slave in the American colonies came to be? Well, wonder no more
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Meteorologists track storms on maps and they show maps to people who are gonna die, but people who are gonna die can't read maps
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fraser Island dingo thwarted in attempt eat a baby, may have to settle for tossed salad and scrambled eggs
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
High school senior lights prom-posal on fire in driveway, forcing middle-aged newscasters nationwide to make excruciating "This is LIT" puns on-air
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Red Rover, Red Rover let Measles Passover
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cops can do this?
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
One of the added benefits of a doggy cam is you get to see the strange man showering in your apartment before trying on your underwear and high heels
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
PEEPshow contest uses the iconic marshmallow Easter candy to make very cool works of art and change the way you look at them, forever
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Fri April 19, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
How big of an asshole does one have to be to get removed from dating apps Tinder and Bumble? *clicks link* ahh well that makes sense
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Having a hard time teaching your kids about death?Get them the Lego Funeral Set
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(Sauk Valley News)
 
 
 
Orgy parties result in outbreak of gonorrhea in small Illinois town
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Utah decides that police must have a warrant to look at your naughty bits
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Driver uses gun to foil car thief. Oh, wait, that's not it. Car thief shoots driver with driver's own gun
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(Gulf Live)
 
 
 
It's not often you stop at a rest stop, and then get tired
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(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Five year old boy that was thrown over a railing at Mall of America makes "small steps" toward recovery
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Heywood Jablome
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(Huffington Post)
 
Weeners
 
Naked man burglarizes Little League concession stand, snatches wieners
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
How not to alert the world to the fact that you just got high
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought Easter eggs could fly
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drab loft apartment
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher notices two girls acting "hysterical" in class, completely understandable since they lost their "Private info" plans to kidnap, murder nine people
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Remember state offices will be closed April 22nd because of Easter Monday, known in Alabama as Confederate Memorial Day
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Five human hearts found in a downtown Chicago alley. Mola Ram wanted for questioning
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good news, gang: the Notre Dame bees survived
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman accused of sending a man more than 159,000 text messages after a single date - including death threats and her desire to bathe in his blood, doesn't understand why she is in jail
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cleaning crew
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Man shoots generator thief, reducing capacity to steal
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pieces of Paul Revere's handcrafted silverware now on display in Florida, including a coffee pot, soup bowls, beer mug inscribed "To my drinking buddy Samuel Adams"
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Israeli school children find a 1,600-year-old gold coin, all disappointed that it won't work as a Chuck E. Cheese token
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
If you make between $77,850 and $98,150 per year then you qualify for subsidized housing in San Diego
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Public housing in Baltimore has improved so much over the last couple of years that now almost 50% of units pass inspection
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After realizing they made the wrong voting choice, most will try to bury their head in the sand and forget it ever happened. Then there's this guy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this cool sport
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Best to slow down in this "SCOHOL" zone
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Between 2011 and 2018, San Francisco's homeless population has remained pretty much constant. Public pooping incidents? You'd better believe they're up 400%. Damned tech bros
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