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Fri December 14, 2018
(Some Friend of the Bartender)
 
 
 
A decent bartender will get your drink right. A good bartender will help you plan the perfect Christmas party. A great bartender will recover your stolen car and deliver it to you in time to make that Christmas party
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Is that a Christmas tree...or are you just happy to see me?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Real-life Batman, if Batman had sworn on his parents' grave to one day grow up and build a castle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When subby passes away he wants to go peacefully in his sleep, not with his genitals rotting off due to substandard nursing home care
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Scientists think exotic fish hitchhiked from Japan to California in tsunami debris, hope to create SoCal Kaiju
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Most popular search term on porn sites is somehow not "Ginsburg"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Cocaine publicist to the left, animal memes to the right, here I am, stuck on Bourbon St with you
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Thu December 13, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
1.5 million penguin supercolony discovered after satellite shows one giant poop stain (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
There is no better video than a turkey chasing a child down the road
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So apparently, intimacy director and intimacy coordinator are neither porn industry jobs nor in the escort service business
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let's see: Smartphone, trashy paperback novel, neck pillow, field medic kit, heart transplant donor family consent form. It feels like we're forgetting something
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'Scooby the camel' charms Toledo neighborhood during regular walks
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
NHK equivalent of Jim Cantore heads to wintry Hokkaido town to demonstrate "waist-deep" snow, doesn't count on smartphone-toting local capturing him hopping into roadside snow bank to do his report
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Elon Musk is an alien just because he may be hiding a mystery 'object' near his SpaceX craft in space ...but he may be an alien hiding his mothership (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Strippers who took customers to private rooms for a half hour of "anything you want" may have been offering more than a dance
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Parrot falls in love with Amazon Alexa (some NSFW content on page)
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
SEC spends more time on video review than elsewhere. Difficulty: not football
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Santa Claus is getting pretty old. He just might like to retire. Photoshop challenge. Create a character to replace him. Difficulty; No Trump
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(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
You can deny global warming. You can deny the moon landing. But don't you dare deny this Florida woman her sexy time
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cellphone takes bullet meant for officer, deflects it straight to voicemail
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
School bus driver mistakes his job for the Bang Bus
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Armored truck spilling cash leads to multiple crashes on New Jersey highway. Vertical video and grating New Jersey accent leads multiple clicks on the stop button
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(Daily Mail)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police shot the cherif
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japan has a contest every year for the best (kanji) word that summarizes the mood of Japanese society that year - and this year, it's "disaster" for all the devastating natural disasters
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Star Trek actors, space critters, and British chocaholics: It's the Fark Weird News Quiz Dec. 2-8 Weird Salad Dressing Edition
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Arrest our spy tech exec? We take two of your citizens hostage. That's the Chinese way
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
School shooting in Richmond, Indiana. Cops were tipped off and got there in time. The shooter didn't injure anybody and took his own life, so not sure if this counts as a clock reset or not
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Due to rare eating disorder, 42-year-old woman... uh... does anyone have a British to American translator handy? That seems serious
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(CNN)
 
 
 
JEB Stuart Volunteer Rescue squad suspends, but will not fire, EMT with long history of racist and derogatory podcasts about patients. No firing eh? Hrmm, Jeb Stuart? I know that name from somewhere. Probably nothing
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Car vending machine opens today in Indianapolis. But good luck getting all your money into the slot
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Krampus
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
The lure of thong underwear was just too great
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Animal control officer shoots, kills bobcat that charged him from under a car in a downtown neighborhood. Probably learned how to do that at the police academy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret model shames customers with the old In-N-Out. Oh wait. At the In-N-Out
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(Heavy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bomb threats nationwide demanding bitcoin ransom via email. Subby's work just took a half hour break outside
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Just in time for Caturday, "Charming Kitten" targets nuclear experts and Treasury officials... Wait... Today's not Caturday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYT asks Brits what crime they've been subjected to in London. Terrifying reports such as 'Someone made eye contact with me on the tube once. The culprit is still at large, despite a massive police operation,' show what a lawless hellhole London is
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Contrary to what you might expect, "Alpha Gal" is not, in fact, the name of the latest female Marvel superhero. It is, however, the name of a truly terrifying tick-borne disease, one that may deny you the ability to eat steak or bacon
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Boobies
 
Complement your reindeer boob with a "bum wreath" this Christmas so you can AW coming and going. Cheekily NSFW
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Actually, "Love, Actually" is actually a really bad movie, actually
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Anger Room" creator beaten to death
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Publisher marries newspaper employee, signs prenup, years later starts having headaches and shortness of breath, gets tested, seems like he was maybe poisoned with thallium, takes out ad accusing wife in same newspaper. The Aristocrats
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(Fark)
 
 
 
All the headlines for Headline of the Year MAIN headlines
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tired of your Old Bay? Try some New Bae. This reminds me of that time North Face sued South Butt
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(Google)
 
NewsFlash
 
This does NOT deserve a news flash: Subby of previous link can not spell HEMP correctly. SMH
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(Business Insider)
 
NewsFlash
 
This does deserve a news flash. Heap is now legal in the US
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're 37% more likely to have a heart attack on Christmas Eve, which is mostly just from trying to get your kids to go back to sleep for the FIFTH DAMN TIME
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Those three idiots rescued from a coal mine in West Virginia were probably scrapping for copper. Presumably to feed some nasty habits
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Los Angeles county library allows kids to read away late fines
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Parents warned about deadly new game that features the image of a rejected character from The Dark Crystal
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