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Sun October 21, 2018
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Contractor finds 150 year old skull while building patio. So Ontario government makes recent widow pay over $70,000 for archaeological investigation
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Come test your knowledge of comic book movies, insurance fraud, and of course Naked Florida Man. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept 30-Oct 6 Cream Cheese Edition
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Dumb: driving drunk. Dumber: crashing into a cop car. And dumbest? Don't worry, he was in the passenger seat with an open arrest warrant
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hungover, strapped naked to a tree is no way to go through life...but at least you get some loose change
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this incredible Hulk
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Columnist argues we should stop insisting that cyclists have to wear helmets. "In whole-population terms, it's far healthier to cycle without a helmet than it is to never cycle at all"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Legal battle over whether or not remove terminally ill Texas girl from life supports gets solved without any input from either courts or parents
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(UPI)
 
 
 
On the positive side, no broken bones were detected, so hey... free X-ray
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Aztec calendar speeds up time
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
2007: High School kid voted "most likely to be on Saturday Night live. 2018: Kid is hired by Saturday Night Live
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Seriously? Can nobody figure out how to win a lottery in this country anymore?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Music note, Eling with dove, Marilyn Monroe sugar skull bird, flower, love on inside of lip, wish your heart makes the human world is a mess, mermaid, we're all mad here, cat pineapple, airplane, butterfly, my story isn't over, just keep swimming, fish
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Have fun storming the castle ... but beware the donut-stealing wolfhounds
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this under-the-stairs relaxation nook area thingee
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Things you believed when you were a kid
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Headline: "Canada is running out of marijuana two days after drug became legal." Only person quoted: "We expected, you know, certain strains might run out...They've got a pretty good infrastructure in place and I'm confident it will work"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
In a shocking revelation there are things more radioactive than Detroit along the Great Lakes
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Once again, driving your vehicle into a stationary pole will not kill the spider you just saw
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(LiveLeak)
 
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There's only one thing better for pilot than a perfect three point landing. Landing on a runway instead of a highway full of traffic (NSFW language)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go October Community Day, Bay Area. Let's meet on the 21st, 9:00am at Justin Hermann Plaza Bocce Ball Courts
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fark you millennials, first it was weddings, then cheese and radio ... now you're coming for my cheap motels
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Sat October 20, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Inside the Saudi campaign to perpetuate their nonsensical Khashoggi cover story--including an operative inside Twitter
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says that not exercising is worse for your health than smoking, diabetes, and heart disease
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(Dwell)
 
 
 
Photoshop this alfresco dining space
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Meth in her bra, heroin in her purse, an outstanding warrant ... Florida Woman leads an active lifestyle
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(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Parking effort goes really, really, really wrong
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? Certainly not a tree full of monkeys throwing bricks at you
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(Hudson Valley One)
 
 
 
And now our brave gentry heroically confront the aesthetic menace of McDonald's play spaces
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
MH370 crash site spotted on Google Maps is surrounded by illegal loggers high on crystal meth. "Illegal Loggers High on Crystal Meth," a horror movie coming soon to SciFi/CNN
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
For all of you who missed out on the Mega Billions this time around (and that's all of you), there's still a Powerball drawing tonight for a mere half-billion
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Rocker
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona cancels optional vaccine education program because it hurt the feelings of anti-vaxxer snowflakes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
City Commissioner: He offered to return the axe and pay for it, so when he tried to run, I shot him. I stood my ground. DA: Nope
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Saudi arms package, which started at 40,000 new jobs, is now up to a million. Looks like we'll all be working for the arms industry soon
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(Freedom From Religion)
 
 
 
Yes it's illegal to throw puppies in the dump but a sheriff's department found the lawbreaker and held a prayer meeting with her, so it's cool
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And you thought the lines at the convenience store were long on Friday...batten down the hatches, a Category 5 Lotto storm is heading our way
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(DIY Photography)
 
 
 
The 2018 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards finalists have been announced, and are here for your amusement and captioning
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh that's cute. Police officers are cosplaying warriors. They think they're soldiers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Maybe Mexico needs to build a wall and get Guatemala to pay for it
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
If you're a college student from San Diego and received a meningitis vaccine from Walgreens this month, you may want to get it again
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Two bacon, egg and cheese croissants with worm larvae and flies please
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Huge rattlesnake slithers across St. Petersburg golf course. Probably hopes to score a birdie
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red-headed dude with a gun
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
A little group is in a big fight to reduce suffering among creatures of the urban wild. Let's give Pitter Patter Feline Rescue a round of applause this Caturday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Masturbation can be a preventive treatment for prostate problems in later life, but your kid's pediatrician shouldn't be demonstrating techniques with them
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
FDA panel approves new drug that is 10 times more powerful than fentanyl
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Trump says he has no regrets about praising Congressman for assaulting reporter
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Winning the $1 billion Mega Millions jackpot won't make you happier, but it will make you more satisfied, say researchers who don't know what synonyms are
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police: Skull found in woods not related to Halloween, but it's like 100 years old, and may be cursed or something, so watch out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
African-American FBI whistleblower who leaked documents stating the FBI's overreach since 9/11 and tactics which amount to racial profiling and minority oppression sentenced to four years
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