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Sun January 14, 2024
		When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst... cause Ozempic source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	37

Sat January 13, 2024
	That's a whole lot of Pet Rocks source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	A Russian secret police press-gang raids a St. Petersburg factory in search of fighting-age men to forcibly enlist in the military, Factory workers respond by burning the motherfarker ALL the way down source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	If you're the prankster using drones to drop adult toys all over Oklahoma City, the police would like a word with you source: okcfox.com \| share: Copy Link	84

	Noise Factor goes at 10:30PM ET and starts with Track of the Week from Planet of the 8s. After a late 80s and 90s nostalgia session there's also Dope Skum, Sasquatch, Ministry, Slowshine, and a brand new single released just this week. Get on in source: bigeradio.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	Here in Australia, we don't have foxes, so crocodiles in hen houses will have to suffice source: news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	What are the odds that the culprit in this heartbreaking trend will end up being something kept quiet because it made a handful of rich pricks even richer -- 100%? 200%? Or more? source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	108
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this Arctic waypoint source: rcinet.ca \| share: Copy Link	12
	Give a homeless man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. The Picassos and Rembrandts on the other hand will be warm for the rest of their lives source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	70

	A Diamond Show on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET), going back 60 years to 1964. The Superman story "The Ruler of Darkness" concludes and a new story "Pennies for Plunder" begins. Will Perry White have to be called Chief Your Honor now? source: tunein.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	It may be cold most places now but come summer two periodical cicada broods (13yr and 17yr) will emerge simultaneously for the first time in 221 years. REEEEEEEEEEE source: fox59.com \| share: Copy Link	59
	Rope Ladder 2, SEALs 0 source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	77
	It's not just below-freezing wind sweeping down the plains this weekend source: news9.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be flying around airliner cabins source: ndtv.com \| share: Copy Link	57
	Cheesy castles are a dime a dozen on Zillow, but this one actually has a moat source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	104
	We have sunk to a new low: libraries are receiving bomb threats source: bookriot.com \| share: Copy Link	89
	Photoshop this lumberjack leap source: pilotonline.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	/burp/ -- Afsakið mig source: grapevine.is \| share: Copy Link	12
	Rescinded invitations, geography, drones, and airlines are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 4-10 It's So Cold Edition source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Nobody puts Baby Nutella in the corner... or the Food tab source: kfiam640.iheart.com \| share: Copy Link	75
	Tourists visiting Barcelona told to act like Parisians source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	14
	Britain faces Snow Hard III, Cripple UK with a Vengeance source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	44
	Boeing is really having a bad week source: news.sky.com \| share: Copy Link	67
	Lee Turner and Lee Turner charged for the 1989 murder of Lee Turner source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	75
	Mom buys "freeze dried skittles" for her kid and totally thinks nothing of the "King Canna" brand or hand packaging. Fark: They are freeze dried ZKittles source: wsoctv.com \| share: Copy Link	191
	Man finds 253 year old fort inside his home. Unknown if it is Fort Pillow or Fort Kick A55 source: themessenger.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Snowpocalypse Now: East Coast edition source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	100
	Photoshop this guy throwing shade source: pilotonline.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	FDA rethinks marijuana risk: Turns out, it's not quite heroin source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	160
	It is with a very heavy heart that I have to inform you all that long time farker and unofficial Caturday archivist laulaja has crossed the Rainbow Bridge to be reunited with some of her many feline friends. She will be sing-cerely missed source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	805
	Day 689 of WW3: While the GOP undermines U.S. support for Ukraine, the UK steps up with another £2.5bn worth of aid, declares they "will never be alone". This is your Saturday Ukraine invasion conversation source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	334
	Serial bank robber who has spent decades in prison strikes again. Fark: At the ripe old age of 71 source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Vanilla ISIS source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Welcome to Fresco Pizza...and Shawarma and Vegan Burger and Calzone and Breakfast Burrito and Falafel and Spaghetti and Ice Cream and Deli Sandwich and source: sfgate.com \| share: Copy Link	56
	Welcome to scenic Des Moines, Iowa. Or, as we like to call it, ICE STATION ZEBRA source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	58
(Some Guy)	Only needs a porch swing and picket fence source: prestigekillington.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Forensic experts confirm the obvious source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Best Korea opens border to tourists for first time since pandemic. Just Russian tourists, so you'll still have to wait you imperialist dogs source: foxnews.com \| share: Copy Link	33
(Some Guy)	Lithium batteries. Is there any device they can't burn? source: denver7.com \| share: Copy Link	53

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