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Fri November 16, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wolfgang Zuckermann, creator of the DIY home harpsichord, dies at the age of 96. His motto was, "If it ain't Baroque, fix it"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
3600 inmate firefighters are risking their lives in California. All this hands-on training and experience will help them l- checks notes- they can't be firefighters due to their criminal records
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(Will County Herald-News)
 
 
 
"Water commission hires PR firm to 'maintain transparency'." If your water isn't transparent, pretty sure PR won't fix it
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Prison chaplain delivers prayer, fentanyl, cell phones, tobacco and other tickets to heaven
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Jackson Hole Teton buttress cracks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Endangered mountain gorilla populations are rising, just in time for all of them to freeze to death this winter
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Why'd the camel cross the road? Better question: Why is there a camel in the snowstorm in Pennsylvania suburbs?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Canada is dealing with record numbers of asylum seekers fleeing from cruel and harsh conditions in a shiathole country. Nope not that one
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Drunk online shopper wakes up to find he now lives with a pig, peacock and giant salamander. Unicorn still on back order
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Thu November 15, 2018
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Time capsule from 1960s found hidden in concrete at Michigan elementary school. Status of tiny frog inside unknown
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
If you have to ask the question, you already know the answer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Exploding ticks worry health authorities. SPOOO *BAM*
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'Is "Snapchat dysmorphia" affecting our selfie esteem?' Are we getting concussions from too many facepalms?
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
"The New Orleans Police Department is looking for a man who was driving a white Audi but needed 3 credit cards to pay his drive-thru tab at McDonald's"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
The suspect told police he wasn't threatening to blow up the restaurant, that he'd only told the manager "I'm gonna blow up the bathroom"
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this horror beyond horrors
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
How do you recruit the modern couch potato to join the army? Start a Fortnight team
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Google is not your personal Minions erotica website
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Federal Building evacuated after discovery of wrapped Christmas present. Police considered it suspicious because government employees normally just get coal
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
McDonald's employee assaults manager with bacon; strips
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Your dog is a ninja and wants beer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The new "simple" retirement advice to save millions? Move overseas. You know, Portugal, Ecuador... easy peasy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Florida Man being Florida Man as only Florida Man can in the Fark Weird News Quiz, Oct. 28-Nov. 3 It's Too Damn Early For Snow edition
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
You should always contact your doctor with questions about the drugs you are taking. Well, almost always
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Millennials not yet killing ancient tradition of marrying older partners, and men are into this trend as well. "Dating someone older can be seen as a fast-track route into leading a stable life, which for a lot of millennials is enticing"
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these winter megaliths
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I promise to love, cherish, and you'd better bring your A game. I wish my gf had half the skills you do. Wedding hilarity ensues
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC-area drivers spend the day on social media biatching about how snowy, icy conditions created snowy, icy roads and that made driving, like, hard and stuff
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
A little good news from the California fires: At least eight mountain lions are alive and moving based on GPS tracking collars, fate of several more unclear at the moment
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Uh oh, SpaghettiOs
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(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Just in time for Thanksgiving: Turkey recognized by Europe as highly effective against colon cancer
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Kentucky bank robbery suspect looks mighty relieved in his mugshot
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
"Florida Man" is finding mugshot infamy around the world. This guy's neck is no joker
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Where, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over, and thought I found true love. You met another and pfft Roy Clark was gone
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(The State)
 
 
 
SC man realizes he may have been scammed after sending in $2250 in down payments for his membership in the Illuminati
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Almost all Japanese workers to get ten-day holiday next year to mark Emperor's abdication. Anyone in Washington paying attention?
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
The secret history of plasma weapons. "It's the nearest thing we have right now to phasers on stun"
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
TSA reports people carrying on Thanksgiving food is causing security problems. "As God is my witness. I thought turkeys could fly"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
MTA to buy Grand Central. Meanwhile across town, NJ Transit is only nominally living up to the word "transit"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Hitler on the Roof
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
PG&E discovers that, despite what those Farmers Insurance commercials say, there really ISN'T a policy that covers "accidentally set half the state on fire"
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
US Army uniforms going back to "pinks and greens" style, just like your great-grandmother wore. Standard issue nylons included
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Prince of Whales enjoys it when squirrels climb into his pockets looking for nuts
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Unwritten rules of the Wolfchase Mall in Memphis prohibit: 1) Wearing a hoodie while black, 2) Filming black dudes getting arrested for wearing hoodies while black, and 3) Being a reporter and asking for clarification on all this... while black
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
UK Government's Brexit agreement so good that even the Brexit Minister has resigned because of it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this colorful tunnel
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
NJ couple raises $400,000 for a homeless man who did a good deed... except the whole story was allegedly fake and all three are facing jail
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Part Two of the "Catching Up with the Crazies" Trifecta: Parkland Shooter charged with attacking prison guards after being told to stop dragging his feet
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron has now scored more often than Wilt Chamberlain. Well, on the court anyway
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Soaring wealth inequality means everyone is living the high life
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