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Sat January 16, 2021
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
County health department unable to give Covid vaccinations because entire staff reject science and substitute their own
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
IRS announces delay in receiving, processing 2020 tax year returns because 27 December tax law changes. What tax law changes, you ask? Weren't you paying attention?
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Fri January 15, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Grubhub teams up with powerful US cartel; will deliver to addicts their fix
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(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
When you hit and run a plane people will notice
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Why are there mouse house doors throughout Capitol buildings?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Washington DC has issued permits for exactly 2 protests on Inauguration Day, each of a max 100 people. "Individuals will be screened through magnetometers and escorted by the U.S. Park Police to the designated areas"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
This week's UPI News Quiz has a question about Bitcoin failure. Oh, and that other thing that happened
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
New York is replacing the legendary squalor and skeevery of the Port Authority Bus Terminal with something much more than expensive that will also smell like pee and terrible life choices
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I don't know what you guys did, but Twitter has removed us
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Instead of throwing away unused doses of covid vaccine, some hospitals are giving the shot to random people who show up at the end of the day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
400,000+
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
4000 dead per day apparently means the pandemic is over in North Dakota
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Florida man apparently likes women and potatoes
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Photoshop this plant manager
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Fitness coach apologizes for farting during online PE lesson. Truly, breaking news
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You can pry my schadenboner from my cold, dead hands
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1919, the Great Boston Molasses Flood took place, a tragedy unrivaled in American history until the horrific Philly Cheese Steak Explosion and the Chicago Style Pizza
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Australia considering quarantine camps in the Outback. Subby would gladly fake a cough for a Bloomin' Onion® right about now
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Has it really been 12 years since the 'Miracle on the Hudson?"
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Man finds his stolen car. Then he started shooting
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago Nixon stopped a plan to cut off Florida and we've been stuck with it ever since
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian authorities say Joe the racing pigeon may be spared death amid speculation he's not some dirty flying rat from the US but is actually an Aussie
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ice dancer
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 15 is 'Vulcanize' as in: "I don't like the new Star Trek series, because the guy playing Spock has the Vulcan ears but he doesn't have the vulcanize'
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Blaming Antifa for the riots and claiming they're paid to show up by Soros might be okay for Parler, but not okay for your middle school language arts class, Ms. Florida Teacher
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Worldwide death toll for COVID-19 reaches 2,000,000, or the equivalent of 10 jumbo jets crashing daily for a year. Or almost two Rhode Islands if you're old school
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week we have a themed Show & Tell: I Blue Myself. Show us your favorite art featuring the color Blue and Tell us about it. Difficulty: Art you haven't posted in our F'artiste contests before
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Small unit tactics" trained to US military and law enforcement was used to coordinate the storm of the Capitol, indicating former and present members of the army and police forces were involved. CIA-trained Al-Qaeda nods approvingly
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jenna Ryan, the Texas real estate agent who took a private jet to the Capitol Riot and posted on Twitter "We just stormed the Capitol" is arrested for storming the Capitol. Bonus: Also said she wouldn't be cancelled, and has now been cancelled
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(Axios)
 
 
 
National Guard would really appreciate that you not send the troops pizzas and other things as they are not logistically able to accept donations of any kind
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
'If it explodes, I guess this is where God meant me to go'
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'The avalanche was in control' with Oh Fark video
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Happy 92nd birthday Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Let's find out how people in Iowa are celebrating
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Scorned girlfriend gets sparkly revenge on her 'cheating' man by covering his flat in glitter. No word yet if she turned him over to the fabulous side (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Letters of Note)
 
 
 
National Hat Day: "I stole your hat. I like your hat. I shall keep your hat"
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(Today)
 
 
 
You can send pizza and other foods to the National Guard holding down the fort at the Capitol. No snark, details in article. Donations matched
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Wouldn't it be a shame if your credit history prevented you from getting a COVID vaccine?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Wikipedia, which is 176 today if you believe everything you read on the internets
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Now that the barn door has been left open; the horse inside escaped, captured, and slaughtered for glue; and that glue then sniffed by drug addicts who burned down the barn, Americans are starting to get better at mask wearing and social distancing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nobody will want to hear this new warning from Dr. Fauci, unlike all his other warnings
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man found driving with pants down, axe in backseat, and window smashed convicted of drunk driving, not utilizing the Freebird rule
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germany to its children: Please stop sledding over mass graves at Buchenwald concentration camp. Helen Keller would never approve of this
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Bombs over Baghdad began 30 years ago and I still can't get the farking song out of my head
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
There's no love quite like the love between a kindly woman and an ornery street hobo (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Randy couples say supercharged 'magical' vibrator, that boasts 20 patterns and eight different speeds, is so powerful it wakes the neighbors up (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prosecutors want QAnon shaman detained because he is an alien visitor who may ascend to another reality. And that attempted revolution stuff
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Chubster NK despot Kim Jong Un unveils 'world's most powerful weapon', vows it will kill anything and everything in the waters off North Korea
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
"Lol to anyone who's possibly concerned about the picture of me going around ... Sorry I hate freedom? ... Not like I did anything illegal," said the Army Guardsman who participated in the Capitol insurrection, prior to being arrested
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(Not Ed Sullivan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this really big shoe
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