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Sun September 23, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California cops seldom do anything wrong as far as you'll ever find out, so shut the hell up already
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're sailing around the world solo, and you get dis-masted and seriously injured 1900 miles SW of Perth, you're going to have a bad time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three drunk men, three drunk men / See what they done, see what they done / They all jumped onto a motorbike / A bus came along and hit 'em just right / Have you ever seen such a sight in your life / As three drunk men
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
👉 👌
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland maybe not set to pop another one of Earth's zits that will dwarf its last zit problem in 2010. Newscasters breathe a sigh of relief at not having to learn to pronounce another Icelandic volcano name
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Iceland set to pop another one of Earth's zits that will dwarf its last zit problem in 2010. Earth awaits the facial of pus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this penguin
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Know what goes great with a frivolous lawsuit? Hooot Poockets
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"I have a great idea: let's climb over this fence and this wall and get up close with the elephants. What could possibly go wrong?"
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
If your house has been crashed into three times by drunk drivers, it just may be a sign that you should move. Just saying
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How's your candy knowledge? And we've got a D'awww Tab question! Chop up some carrots and potatoes, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept. 9-15 Slow Cooker Edition
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The Penguin Book of Hell makes it all sound so *CUTE*
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Finders keepers, losers wee.... no, wait... finders get put on the 10 most wanted list
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(Redbook Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't feel bad, lady, nobody else likes you either
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Officer Vodak decides to go to the firing range
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Photoshop this masked bandit
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
With all, ALL, other options exhausted cops tase 87-year-old woman for cutting dandelions. Tag is for Police Chief actual defending tasering an 87-year-old woman
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Former Eastern Montana high school athletic trainer admits: "I did masturbate some of the boys, and I'm sorry for that. But, the lawsuit said there was also oral sex and anal probing, and that isn't true." So no big deal, basically
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(Sunshine Coast Daily News)
 
 
 
Traffic on Australia's Bruce Highway delayed by grass fire smoke plumes. Of course Australia has a Bruce Highway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Our obituary line-of-the-month: "It also led to a diminished teenage social life because she usually smelled of fish." Farewell to Anne Russ Federman, last of the Sturgeon Queens
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon enters contestant for its own "Florida" tag
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
With just 11 million youths of recruiting age, compared to 17 million in 1994, Japan's military is having severe trouble filling its ranks with enlisted personnel, "unless we can replace a considerable number of people with robots"
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Sat September 22, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Venetian tourists blinded by news they could be fined hundreds if they sit down in public places
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
This is not what I expect to see when I browse reputable news sites
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(Flowing Data)
 
 
 
The name "Heather" has fallen out of favor faster than ANY name in the HISTORY of names. It's almost like once it caught on, all the cool kids stopped using it. And then the murders began
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Your grocery store pick-up service does not mean parking your car on the building's roof. And yes, alcohol was involved
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these blocks
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Not news: Texas business donates two pallet loads of bananas. News: To a Texas prison. Fark: Boxes contained 540 kilos of cocaine worth $18 million
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Carrying a screwdriver and wrench? That's evidence of being a drug dealer now
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Hmmm, let's see, we can purchase dentures for hundreds of convicts, or we can purchase a few good blenders. What's is it going to be, Texas?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Marines: A few good men who instinctively rush into burning DC senior center to rescue trapped elderly residents
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What the inside of an F2 tornado looks like, or "Holy crap, I've never seen anything like that in my life"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The galactic gold rush is on as mining asteroids gets a step closer after Japan successfully lands two rovers on the asteroid called Ryugu (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baby turtle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at *you*
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Judge orders the release of 8 people convicted of meth possession, on the legal technicality that the arresting officer planted it on them, after the officer is caught on his own body cam doing that. Fark: 263 more cases are now under review
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(ABC Fox Montana)
 
 
 
I'll see your Sandusky and raise you 150
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently, constantly boning people whom you aren't married to often leads to divorce. Who knew?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Now that Florence has done her worst, we're good for the season, right? Right? (looks at Atlantic satellite map) Oh dear
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Okay. conspiracy theory nutters, wrap your tinfoil hats extra tight: Hitler's time machine, known as the Wunderwaffe was "smuggled to South America" and is still in use today. Some say CIA has it now, which would explain Obama's shenanigans (possible nsfw content on page)"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Darwin: "Yep. Got another one"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ha ha, fark you Pepperidge Farm
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pilot program of using sound detectors to monitor noisy drivers backfires after sensors actually attract drivers eager to test it. Oh, Canada
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this serene scene
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Swarm of 60,000 bees leaves honey 'oozing' from walls at hospital
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Oh nothing really, just a waterfall falling up during Storm Helene
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A man who volunteers every day at a local pet sanctuary and takes naps with the special needs cats unintentionally raises over $10,000 in donations. Well, cats have always tried to demonstrate the value of napping on Caturday
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 30 tonnes of crisps catches fire. Crisps are what we Brits call 'chips'. But then, what we call chips are what you guys call 'fries'. And what's up with how you guys pronounce 'Aluminium'? You know there's an extra 'I' in there, right?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
A year ago this man made headlines for being unable to find work due to his facial tattoo. Let's see how he's doing now
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
DJ sues radio station after being fired for comments against trans people. Uses "I was hired to be controversial" as a defense
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