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Wed November 20, 2019
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
See what a crisis the Royal Family is having because of Prince Andrew, the Queen has only seen Prince Philip TWICE in three months with no Royal sexy time between them since (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Man with identical twins born four years apart begins dating his 19-year-old daughter's boyfriend
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Hunter thinks he's shot a huge deer, but neigh
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Popularity of anal skyrocketing. Or perhaps I read that wrong
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Who the hell needs to get anywhere that fast in Iowa?
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Caption this seasoned Unix version Zero sysadmin
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Austrian police finally find a use for Hitler's birthplace
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
'Vice Principal Resigns After Chicken Prank'. I have so many questions
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a crossbow bolt to the leg from my own crossbow
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(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
"I claim this HOA for my people"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When "Get him to the Greek" gets real
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
US Marshals capture escaped Missouri inmate who was living 'off the grid' in Delaware and living in what appears to be a hut from 'Survivor'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Add 'Visiting New York City' to the list of things you can't do while black
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this disco diva
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Thanks to the combined efforts of Miami-Dade Fire Rescue, Miami-Dade Animal Services and the Greyhound Association, steps are being taken to adopt dogs of different breeds and train them as station therapy dogs. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You had one job, gun safety instructor
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The French hunting association said in a statement that there was no evidence of "the involvement of hunting hounds in the death of this woman." Except for the dog bites to her head, torso, and arms
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
No joke. No snark. Illinois public schools are literally, legally torturing children
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meteor struck, killed by car
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Once you've locked up a Nigerian scammer, you might want to restrict his internet access
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Watchdog group releases list of this season's coolest toys
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Yes, HOAs suck. Although, how else are you going to stop the guy next door from landing his helicopter?
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
For those feeling slightly less "Grinchy" than most this year, you can adopt a letter to Santa from the USPS. You just can't send coal. No more of that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beach boys save brothers from drowning. Now they're beach men
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Today's lesson: delivery drivers, never chuck a heavy package over a fence. You might crush something. Something highly vital that had nothing to do with the package
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts announces switch to mile-based exit numbers, frightening both drivers who pay attention to traffic signs
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Tue November 19, 2019
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Your car is impounded. Do you A) pay the fee and get your car back B) work out an arrangement by bartering C) sneak into the lot, using a Porsche as a battering ram
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A chickens out
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
For some reason, these parents got farking angry that a junior high student doing a science fair project used their grade school aged kids to test if child proof containers are indeed child proof
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Subway rider: "Hey, I was stuck in a tunnel for two hours and nobody gave us a service advisory." MTA: "First of all, it was 76 minutes and second, we got your advisory right here"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
ETs are everywhere. Just very good at hiding (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Illinois prisons are keeping an eye on inmates
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Farmer finds booby traps in his field of corn, inquiring minds want to know why he didn't just build the baseball field
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A new Jeffrey Epstein accuser has hit the Prince Andrew throne
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Take that, Mrs. Butler!
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Complex organ models grown in lab, say scientists who have produced culture models of lungs, liver, kidneys, and brains, and who are totally not staying late at the lab snickering at dongs growing in petri dishes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: the future of Fark
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"One of the nicest things about being in your fifties is I don't need any more friends,.....I think it is more important to credit people when they do a good job and ask a good question and call them out on their bullshiat when they do a bad job"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
$1000 Good To Go Toll questioned, as it appears not to be all that good and needs to go
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
In addition to being a non-sweating thicko, Andrew also accused of saying Ni. Quite possibly ecky ecky ecky ecky pikang zoom boing
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Attempting to FaceTime the casino president while being arrested at his casino for a drunken tirade, and trying to call the Police Commissioner using your Apple watch is apparently the Millennial version of "Do You Know Who I AM?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Millennials are seeing their health decline faster than the previous generation as they age. Who knew Avocado Toast, Charlcoal Water, Goat Yoga, and Quinoa could make one so unhealthy?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Grand theft auto victim becomes Grand Theft Auto protagonist
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The words "penis" and "injection" should never appear in the same sentence
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Home invader: "Here's Johnny". Homeowner: "Here's shotgun"
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Q: What did the parrot say after mistakenly being picked up at the pet store? A: I don't know but it's not saying anything now
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Online shopping, streaming video, and lots of fast food questions are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov. 10-16: Nocturnal Photography Edition
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Cottage Cheese recalled for having too much cottage in it
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto tutorial videos are no way to watch the road while driving 70 MPH and rear-ending a stationary driver at an intersection, officer
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