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Sun September 19, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
If you're a pastor who's been merrily shiatposting about how Covid is a joke, now might be a good time to get your affairs in order
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Yeah yeah, and Leon's getting larger, whatever
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tree snake orgy
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Latest doom cast: A mega tsunami
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A nourishing school lunch should include all of the basic food groups: moldy, soggy, frozen and flat-out inadequate
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Sat September 18, 2021
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
You call it drug diversion. I call it drug re-allotment
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Southern Baptists announced last week that those in the missionary position should be vaccinated against the coronavirus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The dangers of goat selfies
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
High school sophomore tries to get on team bus for a soccer game with a Mexican flag on Mexican independence day, is told by bus driver to go back to his country. Hero tag is for his teammates, who all refused to get on the bus
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(Kokomo Tribune)
 
 
 
A real life Willy Wonka tale: Colorado man wins candy factory after finding golden ticket
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Texas: We are number 2. Time to brush off the old Avis slogan: We are #2 and we try harder
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(500px)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic møøse
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) Liz gets talked into taking sculpting as a hobby, Stretch is in love with the new girl at Madison High and Superman is helpless after being exposed to kryptonite and is being dragged to The Scarlet Widow
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There are dozens of us. Dozens
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(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
CA seeks to give drivers more reasons to hate bicyclists
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan castle for sale. Warning: dining room may trigger Tom Petty earworm in those who remember when MTV played videos
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Protecting yourself and your passengers from a raving lunatic? That's a suspension
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"During lunch, however, staffers will be posted outside the bathrooms, making sure that no one walks off with a trophy mirror or urinal"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this silhouetted photographer
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(Times of Israel)
 
Boobies
 
"Anne Frank's Israeli classmate behind popular breast-inspired fidget toy." Yeah, I can't beat that
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
That face you make when you didn't know the Navy switched from blue camo to green camo and decided to assault an enlisted sailor over it
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Ever picked your own hemp ON WEED?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Well, on the positive side, if there aren't any people left to be bothered by global climate change, is it really that big of a deal?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. For "National Tattoo Story Day" we're sharing pictures & stories of our tattoos, or show us a drawing you've made of one you like using MSPaint or pen/paper, and share the inspiration behind them
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not hot for teacher
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Restoration work on Notre Dame cathedral ready to start after safety work completed, Quasimodo relocated
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Retired deputy unimpressed by current crop of fake deputies ... after one tried to pull him over
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Product tie-ins, digital currency, British retail, and homes of famous people are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 5-11: Nabisco is Just Trolling Us Now Edition
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
A guide to Finnish sayings. Don't be a "flower hat aunt", pour some "squat wine" & enjoy some "underpants drunkenness"
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Virginia school system using robots to battle COVID-19. Subby didn't read TFA but is assuming this involves terminators hunting down anti-vaxxers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Lol, California thinks killing single-family zoning will end suburban sprawl. Oh you sweet, sweet summer child
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(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Alabama's COVID-19 deaths surpassed their number of births last year
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Due to unscrupulous price gouging, victims of unscrupulous anti-vax "info" might not be able to afford livestock dewormer
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this retro-finished modern kitchen
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(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
A kitten who survived a car crash when he was just three months old is now on the road to recovery. "After all he's been through in his short life, he's a spirited little thing. There's never a dull moment with Augustus." Welcome to Caturday
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember back in January when Alaska had the highest vaccination rate? Let's check in and see how they're doing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Afghanistan girls Talibanned from high school
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Now you can live like Winnie the Pooh at a Bearbnb
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
No contact with potential witnesses in January 6th investigations, even if they're trolling you on Twitter, insurrectionist
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
That's remarkably reasonable for an Alabama paper
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Boston's famous Skinny House sells for a nice fat price
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Los Angeles picks up lawn chairs and vows to build back better
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man's NHS nuisance calls cost the taxpayer ~£22k. He only has to pay back £2k, but would absolutely love to hear from whoever foots the bill
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For his 3000th birthday he was wrapped in aluminum foil instead of getting another dumb tie or sweater
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Finding Out intensifies]
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Fumbled" suggests a lack of malevolence not in evidence
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