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Thu February 09, 2023
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
PFAS times at Hermon High
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Initial: He died of a heart attack. .. Later: He choked on his own puke
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tuesday must've been California School Shooting Hoax Day as subby's alma mater & several other campuses plagued by false active gunman reports. Still beats a real one
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(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
Making $15/hour at your minimum-wage job in Boston, and want to get a 1-bedroom apartment for less than 100% of your income? Easy, just find yourself a threesome
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Another casualty may have been prevented in Gettysburg
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(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Eye test, failed
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Pigout place prohibits pubescent people, provokes pique, pays poor publicity price
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 927: "Trinkets and Tchotchkes". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 08, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man gets breakfast by flying to Spain from England because it's cheaper than going down to the local pub
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Couple returns home from yearlong trip to find pair impersonated them, sold the house they weren't using. It's like a real estate version of cryptocurrency
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
El Paso Walmart shooter pleads guilty to believing in Tucker Replacement Theory
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Leonardo da Vinci would have approved of protestors defacing his artwork", say protestors defacing da Vinci's artwork
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
E Pluribus Unum. Except for Texas, which is E Unum, Unum I guess
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A blockbuster exhibition at the Netherlands' brings together 28 of Vermeer's paintings from seven countries around the world. Not bad considering only 37 paintings are generally ascribed to the artist. Not great, not terrible
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Have you been Farking for half your life?
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jagged landscape
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(MSN)
 
 
 
From the "nice try" department: Vermont state trooper cites a lack of evidence when faced with accusations of stealing evidence
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(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man wants a refund for an overpriced veggie burger. Which puts him in the same category as everyone else who's ordered one
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
The latest threat to avocado toast: Mexican drug cartels
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Beautiful, historic, downtown Stowe, Vermont in winter. It is just like a Hallmark movie setting. Snow banks next to cleared walks, Christmas decorations on light poles, the flat bed truck, carrying a load of hay, fully engulfed in flames. (W/ vid)
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Number 5 is alive
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(WJCL Savannah)
 
 
 
Bomb threat evacuation distracts attention from court case where Alex Murdaugh is on trial for killing his family to distract attention from his financial crimes
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"You don't start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it's good stuff, and then gradually you get better at it." ― Octavia E. Butler. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Persisting Edition
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rice field admirer
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(Some Joker)
 
 
 
This story had everything. A 100 MPH kidnapping, gas stove molestation, a stolen truck, break-ins, and the God Damned Bat Man going rogue. Bonus: his secret stupid identity is revealed
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Man succumbs to prostate cancer, but not before it gets his Irish up. Tag is for the not so specific blood test Prostate Specific Antigen
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(DW)
 
 
 
New Zealand claims to find enough cocaine off its coast to last them 30 years, two if Johnny Depp ends up filming a project there
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Durham police are looking for a young man that made bomb threats to two local businesses. Based on the pics, the suspect previously appeared as a student in Pink Floyd's The Wall
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(General Aviation News)
 
 
 
Florida man tries to set parking brake, deploys parachute instead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former child raft refugee Elian Gonzalez nominated to Cuban National Assembly. Robot undead Walt Disney is stirring in his lair
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Upon asking England if they can spare a few fighter jets for the Ukraine war, we discover that England only has 130 fighter jets and three pilots, all named Nigel
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 8 is despot, as in On the treasure map, X marks despot
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Are you into looner culture? It involves various fetishes for latex pool balloons, including the desire to be inside them. This kink might be for you if you're feeling gimpy
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Master-thief accused of embezzling $31,000 from the Wally World cash registers. With bonus master-thief name of Shadymon
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(Some Yellow Bear)
 
 
 
Caption this owl and its friend
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
It's about damned time (to reveal the new MN snowplow names)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas weather threatens to send Ted Cruz to Cancun
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Smithereens, The Fall, The Damned, The Jazz Butcher, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #433. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Death toll from earthquake in Turkey tops 11,000. Police still clearing debris, feathers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That's the way it worked out in Final Destination too
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're going to break into a gas station and rob it, be sure to hang on to your debit card, right Florida Man?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Was it Superman's logo found on all the cocaine packages? Na na na na na na na na
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal monkeys from the zoo, don't try to make your escape using the city's light rail system and leave them in a vacant house
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Shootin' Balloons: A History of Balloon Panic
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why the military just can't quit PowerPoint
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your days of free COVID test kits are nearly over, citizen. But don't worry, I'm sure the drug companies will price them responsibly
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abandoned mansion (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Rockland lived for nearly 10 years in the hallways of an apartment building, relying on tenants for food & care before being taken in by Animal Haven.Thanks to the efforts of a volunteer he now has a forever home in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Drone footage of east Palestine derailment
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Person rushed to hospital with life-threatening injuries after being assaulted at Ajax place. According to Troyan sources, Hector's condition has since stabilized
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