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Tue October 22, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
Black security guard for a school who was fired for saying "don't call me (the N word)" has been reinstated
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Tourists to be allowed and encouraged to visit war-torn Kazmir. "Kazmir: You might not be shot™ "
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New NYC subway cops won't be required to wear body cameras because l'etat, c'est Cuomo
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Well, DUUUUH
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rest In Fleece
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The beautiful part is when winter rolls around the monkeys simply freeze to death (warning: not safe for rats or their fans)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tru-deux
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
"Heard some cracking, lots of screams". School of Mines student recalls parade float disaster, which is ironic because if it had been The School of Mimes you would have heard nothing at all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dozens left fourth-homeless after fire in LA
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Mon October 21, 2019
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
You get the meth lab and I'll get grandma is a great plan if you're not both on meth
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Google's unionization will be led by the Swiss, historically neutral, but powerful
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest thing banned in China? Pewdiepie. Well, China may be right this time
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hey Brits, I don't think you're ready for this jelly (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Atlanta Black Star)
 
 
 
For realistic Halloween makeup, try the Drama department at Phillips Academy in Birmingham, Alabama, if they haven't been shut down
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
This car stabbed some people and stole some tires. Lightning McQueen sought for questioning
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(BBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight from London to Philly makes emergency landing in Dublin after three onboard made ill by chemical spillage in galley, more commonly known as lunch
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(FStoppers)
 
 
 
Idiot climbs onto ship's railing to get a super selfie and lifetime ban from the cruise line
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(Some People)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bouncers
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Here's what science says to do for opioid addiction. Hint: it's not the 12 steps that AA hasn't revised for 100 years
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
I have so many songs whose titles begin with "L" I had to make two shows out of them. Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) Part 2. Then set your clocks back 62 years and a day for the final Stan Freberg radio show
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump declines to participate in Chinese hoax
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some people just like to twerk while the world burns
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four killed in riot over offensive Facebook post. And no, your crazy Uncle was not involved
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Ever tried Founder's beer? Turns out that their Detroit manager is color blind
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian writer proves God has a plan for everyone because he gave her winning lottery numbers, even though she didn't play them...or something
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
42-year-old missing after walking into the woods to find meaning of life
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(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
Fecal Transplant Super Donor is a real thing and the name of Subby's new crappy music cover band
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian hip hop artist goes to see 'Addams Family' movie, walks out of theater because movie was A: Just terrible? B: Filled with loud and noisy kids? or C: Too demonic?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the movie "Midway" coming out soon, here's a sobering look at the real thing
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Jesus saves Jesus Saves runner
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(Patch)
 
 
 
A BASE jumper called police on himself after jumping from a 300-foot cell tower in Wisconsin ... and was left dangling 50 feet of the ground
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Four dogs, two cats, a dozen rabbits, almost a hundred mice, a Gecko, fourteen birds, ten sugar gliders, and a hedgehog. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty deplorable time in a house in Florida with all that
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop the eastern screech owl
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Suddenly, tenant
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida Woman kills it on third try
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
West Point cadet AWOL with M4 rifle. Looks like it's going to be one of those days in America that ends in 'y'
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Car crashes into fire hydrant, sending water spraying into power lines and collapsing a shoe store, in accident which only proves how easily a Shoe Event Horizon can come to pass
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Off With Their Heads achieves something worse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Final Destination 2 - Now based on a true story
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This game of toddlers jumping off balconies to land perfectly inside a rickshaw is going to end badly, but this kid sticks the landing
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Artificial Intelligence to take control of US battle tanks, also wants your clothes, boots and your motorcycle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The War On Halloween continues
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge rules prosecutors can't show 'Godfather' clip at Roger Stone's trial. No word if prosecutors will make him an offer he can't refuse
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Royal side piece gets sidelined
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Suddenly, tree
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's like texts from your girlfriend on your wedding day (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
2018 Accounting firm training seminar: "Women's brains absorb information like pancakes soak up syrup so they can't focus. Men's brains are more like waffles. They're better able to focus because the information collects in each little waffle square"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Drunken Florida man riding Segway tells cops he drank nearly two bottles of wine, deputies say
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1805, Admiral Lord Nelson defeated a combined French and Spanish fleet at the Battle of Trafalgar, ensuring Britain would only ever see Napoleon as a type of ice cream
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
THIS JUST IN: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dea-.... No, wait. He's up again
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