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Mon July 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Frat houses are having an outbreak that penicillin can't cure
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(Dezeen)
 
 
 
Disappointing madlibs headline of the day: "Nudes tops greenery-covered Forest School in Pune with looping cycling track"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Zero coronavirus deaths reported in NYC for the first time in 4 months. Now let's keep it that way
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Cannabidiolic Acid is the name of my ... wow ... cool
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
What do you get when parents can't afford to stay home with their kids? A super spreader event at a daycare
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently, McSeagull isn't a legal meal
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Experts: since the A/C could be spreading the rona, you should turn it off and die of heat stroke instead
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Covid. At least it makes the trains run on time
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this outrageous outfit
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Plague squirrels, you say? Eh, why not?
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Woman decided to pass out food to the homeless this morning. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Allentown PA cop: "We need to restrain this guy. Hmm, I wonder how I should do it? I guess nobody would object if I put my knee on his neck"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Sorry, no"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in a perplexing history, bind them
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Yeah, 2020 has sucked so far, but at least there's not a dense fog that completely blots out the sun and leads to darkness 24 hours a day like they had in AD 536. At least not yet
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Today's thing that millennials have ruined: driving
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Landscape Lauren tells us it's communism when a foreman speaks Spanish to his Spanish speaking employees
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Come see the virulence inherent in the system. Florida daily Covid-19 case count soars to over 15,000
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Three hurt as 'themed decoration' falls on visitors at Dollywood. Doctors report their condition as stable, but all busted up
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this half a human
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Much like the recent explosions in Tehran, Iran claims 'human error' led to downing of passenger jet. I dunno about you, but I'd find that guy and fire him
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
As in US alliances fades, Australia and Japan boost defense spending to counter China, raising the terrifying specter of a war between a nuclear power and an army of giant mecha-roos
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Runner "collides" with bear in Glacier National Park. Someone forgot to yell "On your left"
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Fires and explosion onboard Navy amphibious ship in San Diego. Major conflagration reported
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Your facemask makes you uncomfortable? Get over it," says surgeon who has strong words for the pro-Coronavirus crowd
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
COVID-19 has severely diminished the strip club experience
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(Herald Mail Media)
 
 
 
Well, he got the "playing cop" part right
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week, create a portrait of Summertime using any medium - pen & paper, Photoshop, sculpture, MSPaint, etc.
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(AP News)
 
 
 
What happens when Americans aren't willing to work low-wage seasonal jobs in terrible conditions in the midst of a pandemic ... and there are no foreign workers to exploit?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
As mask mandates go into effect in many communities across the country, the front line enforcers are mostly low-wage retail workers. And what kind of people would abuse such hard-working folk?
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
There are proper ways to clean grocery store shopping baskets. This would not be one of them
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(iStock Photo)
 
 
 
Fark Photoshop theme: The surprising way ______ is/are made. Difficulty: No politics. Link goes to obvious example
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Shop sign demands customers TAKE OFF their face coverings before entering store because the owner doesn't want the government in his face. Difficulty: Store is not in the US
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
These people worship a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Nothing weird to see here, nothing weird at all. RAMEN
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They finally got the Disney World ad right
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I'm beginning to think the stupid may kill us all
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pizzagate proponents believe Ghislaine Maxwell was involved with JonBenet Ramsey's murder because it's 2020 and why the hell not
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What is the true threat to democracy?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Covid-19 isn't going away any time soon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you hire the Malachi brothers to captain your cargo ship
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thanks to COVID, the state of South Carolina has a chance to be #1 in something besides tourism and man-on-horse relations
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(RFI)
 
 
 
Hey Jumbo, it's techno again tonight
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Betcha some of those kids in cages would be willing to scoot aside and make room for the Nazi burglar who magically qualified for something called an "Alternative to Detention", leaving him free to threaten families at the beach
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an inscrutable zen move, a strip club has decided to open up without strippers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"They took my AR"
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