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Wed May 25, 2022
(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Blondie, Sparks, Joe Jackson, SynthMinistryIsBestMinistry, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #347. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Graduation time
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After a 4-year covid gap the Dakar Biennale, one of the largest events in the African modern art world, has returned for its 14th edition and it's just farking cool
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Released after five years in a Russian prison, Jehovah's Witness returns to Denmark and STILL can't get anyone to open the front door
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA cameras have captured the eruption of Sharkcano, which I guess means there's another one of those damn sequels coming
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(Some time traveller)
 
 
 
The citizens of Antwerp got a nasty surprise this morning as they appeared to have travelled back in time to 1940. Stupid Flanders
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Watch a truck driver convert an 18-wheeler into a 10-wheeler
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these coffee shop occupants
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(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
The American Rescue Dog Show returns May 25th, just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday with adoptable pups competing for honors in Best in Belly Rubs, Best in Snoring & Best in Underbite, etc, with the winners vying for Best in Rescue of 2022
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 91 of WW3: Slovakian PM warns that they are next if Ukraine falls, Hungary declares state of emergency, Mariupol death toll at 22,000, and Lithuania vows to ship more military aid to Ukraine. It's your Wednesday Ukraine War thread
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge lets convicted insurrectionist off with probation. Insurrectionist promptly goes on Laura Ingraham's show to deny what she did. Judge admits he farked up, puts her in jail for 60 days
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Recycled tires make for roads that last twice as long in hot sunshine
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Walmart, making billions cutting staff, and forcing people to self checkout, is now prosecuting geriatrics for missing items in their carts
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
The fish are full of drugs, man
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(KFDM Port Arthur)
 
 
 
Mad Man runs over Galveston police sergeant John Hamm during Go Topless week. Christina Hendricks sadly unavailable for comment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In this corner, the New Appeasement Times. And in the opposite corner, the Kyiv Independent
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(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Ripped from the pages of the Nottingham Post
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia announces plans to reinstitute science requirements in school, starting with Isaac Newton's theories
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese onsen stand is part gas station, part hot spring vending machine, and possibly transforms into a pilotable robot
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Buckle up for an ERCOT-style summer across much of North America
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Drunk, angry woodpecker sheds pants, brandishes for sale sign, and kicks a cop. "He tried to get to his feet and threw his head forward tying to bang it on a wall but missed"
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Motel 6. We'll leave the clothes off for you
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
🎵...and a buffalo head above the TV 🎵
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(Guinness World Records)
 
 
 
Not news: Columbian solves three Rubik's cube. Somewhat newsy: in less than 5 minutes. Fark: while juggling
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ukraine war takes a dramatic turn as the Welsh Navy enters the chat (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
He is, without a doubt, the worst cargo ship captain and failed drug smuggler you've ever heard of. Mostly because now you've heard of him
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cool guitar
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Crash shuts down I-5. Difficulty: one driver involved is missing, presumed swimming. The other is sleeping one off in lockup
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It must be running on an atomic clock [Update: 19 students, 1 teacher and 1 other adult dead. Gunman also dead.]
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
"Carl's death sent shockwaves through Ocean Springs last month because the rooster was so well known in the downtown area. Mourners even held a second line parade and painted a mural in his honor"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Family shocked...SHOCKED to find naked 'dead' pale rubber sex doll who had been 'murdered' in the bushes. Thankfully the police took lifeless Miss Pinky away in rubber body bag (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Free boats at Lake Mead, everyone
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Welcome to the polysubstance overdose crisis. Leave your body and soul at the door
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOJ tells federal officers they should do something if they see a fellow officer engaging in the use of excessive force. Oh, and they shouldn't shoot someone threatening suicide. Tag for the fact that these are NEW rules
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Perhaps it's quite fashionable. It hasn't gone out of style. It's a fact that people are still having sex. It's rather obvious, it's just what one expects. The evidence is all around
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Arizona is finally leading the nation in something other than anti-gubmint nutjobs, heatstroke, and immigrant deaths
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bunch of bottles
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Can't decide which is dumber: Seth Green making a show with an NFT ape as the star or Seth Green falling prey to a phishing scam and no longer owning his lead actor
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(My NBC 15)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Helicopters. New hotness: Helicampers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scientists on the current monkeypox outbreaks in the US and Europe: Yeah, we don't understand WTF is going on, we're baffled. Well, that's reassuring
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
There's having some wild turkey after a funeral, but then there's having a wild turkey join a funeral
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you are claiming to be disabled, posting pictures on Facebook showing you "weightlifting, bicycling, deep-sea fishing, etc." is probably not too smart
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Because even machines have better people skills than US police, Phoenix cops are now using VR to learn empathy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ukraine gets a bakers dozen
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Yeah. Thanks a lot, guys (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Nothing good happens after 4am... especially if you are hanging out near a 300-foot cliff
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Killing Joke, General Public, The Jazz Butcher, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #346. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
Some people splash cold water on their face to wake up. Then there is this hirsute Akaskan
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(AP News)
 
 
 
There can be only one ... Josh
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