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Thu July 09, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Man who flies Nazi flag from his SUV is shocked, SHOCKED that some people might take offense to what he believes in
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Child spots Florida man walking around Burlington Coat Factory with privates exposed. Who goes shopping for a coat in Florida?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
No mask, no civility, no job
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Researchers say we don't need to worry so much about the new Swine Flu potential. Unfortunately our deadly pandemic dance card is already full
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Seems like the right time for the robot uprising 🤖
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You'll never guess where the new epicenter for the world dystopia is
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Three Nebraska towns have fallen to invading armies of prairie dogs; mankind appears helpless to stop their advance
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Driver learns the actual physics of why you can't just drive up the ramp of an open bridge like in the movies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
More summer camps are closing after an outbreak of reality
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
TSA employee blows whistle over inadequate COVID-19 precautions. TSA Administrator does the surprising thing
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
7 year old skater nails a switch kickflip half cab 9mm headwound to ambulance ride
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 793: "A Fire in the Sky". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook has removed Roger Stone from Instagram after linking him to more than 100 fake Facebook pages and Instagram accounts
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sweet mother of FAIL
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Happy couple celebrate socially-distanced wedding with champagne in plastic cups & cake served from the back of a 4x4, topped off with a trip to a service station on the way to Brighton. As this is the UK, some would call that 'showing off'
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
L.A. police pursuit suspect escapes after crashing into Warner Bros. Studio gates, better have Ralph T. Guard check that water tower
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The fast and the Furious: Gardening edition (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chancellor gives diners 50% off on eating out. Your survival percentages may vary
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Church raided for selling bleach as coronavirus cure. Hey, if you can't trust a church whose founder is a billion-year-old god from Andromeda, who can you trust?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Due to coronavirus spread, roller coaster riders in Japan are advised to "please scream inside the heart" while riding
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peeling paint
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"Why is nobody using our new video doorbell? Oh yeah, that makes sense"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
United States senator discovers firsthand that airplanes have middle seats and, man, do they ever suck during a pandemic
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Snail trails prove old boner is just medieval rather than prehistoric (Possibly NSFW)
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but the secondary market for opulent flying palaces appears to be somewhat limited in 2020
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
As Georgia smashes through 100,000 Covid-19 cases, Governor Brian "Bubba" Kemp launches campaign to beg Georgians to pretty please stop being stupid
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(Kent Reporter)
 
 
 
Don't try to make buff happen, it's not going to happen
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Londoners trapped by crane, even scarier than that farking goose that stole subby's gardening hat *honk*
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Driving backwards on the Pennsylvania Turnpike is never a good idea, especially when you are stoned
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Man who posted video of Costco Ken noted that he has become a depository of Florida Man-centric videos, won't release his Fark handle
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And on that day, Jesus said, "Do not allow a black woman to rest on the grounds of a church"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Leading Russian journalist arrested for treason, saying "BAZINGA" one too many times
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drone dude
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Izs jus a mild snsuvch weocje znxwcbhwoi lohc
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
"Successful and Attractive Asian-Americans Campground" and "Civil War Losers Campground" just don't have that catchy ring to them in old Montana
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Washington and Lee University votes to remove offensive name from school's title. Will now simply be know as 'University'
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman survives a one mile trip through the Passaic drainage system after flash flooding. Ick
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, lawyer show up drunk to represent DUI suspect in the middle of a forgotten spot
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Threaten to stab people? That's a stabbing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finding a message in a bottle is usually cute or amusing, but not always
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good cop relieved of duties for blowing whistle on bad cops. No, not that one. No, not the other one either. Sheesh
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nothing ominous here. Just 1/3rd of Americans didn't make their rent or mortgage payments for July
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Zoom meetings, food promotions, and Holy Fark How Many TV Shows Have Characters In Blackface are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 28-July 4: Online Gaming Edition
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado governor says he plans to mass pardon anyone convicted of possession of less than 2 ounces of marijuana. Extra Spiffy: Bill also removes barriers to entering the marijuana business for those convicted of marijuana crimes
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Harmless whale shark scares the crap out beach tourists who flee from it as its fin appears in shallow water. Last heard humming the 'I'm a SHAAAARK' meme song (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unopened time capsule found under Confederate monument containing frog in blackface capable of singing a variety of Rebel show tunes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Google autocomplete goes online December 10, 2004. It begins to learn at a geometric rate. In July 2020, it becomes self-aware, and writes poetry
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hey kids, let's see who can hold a lit firecracker the longest- give the winner a hand
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Brazil's president says his Covid-19 diagnosis will be cured with hydrochlorbeebopadoola. Good luck with that, doofus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Arizona, Florida and South Carolina all had more cases of COVID per capita than any country in the world over the past week
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