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Sun August 25, 2019
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sooner or later, Poseidon is going to get a bit annoyed at his realm constantly being attacked by some maniac with a terrible haircut and a bad suit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
...I got better
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Cluster of UFOs spotted over Crimea. Are they A) Spooky Bible stuff, B) Russian UFO weapons, or C) Flares? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What's in this 1969 time capsule? Nothing. Yet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Birthday party supplies for your 2-year-old's party: cake, balloons, bulletproof vests
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
It's not the going to church, it's the going to church potlucks
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Fox guest falls for the Becky story
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK hopes to allow water bottles on planes by 2022, and it will only cost a mere $50M per airport
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Forty-four people decide to take a hike in 110-plus degree heat. This is Fark, so you know what happens next
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Twenty-five percent of Brits are stockpiling food and medicine ahead of Brexit. That's a lot of mushy peas
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(Independent)
 
 
 
♫ Get up you're asleep at the wheel / Get up you're asleep at the wheel / Get up you're asleep at the wheel ♫
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Aaron Burr had children of color. Well, I imagine so; I've seen "Hamilton"
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Sat August 24, 2019
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Attention, Florida Farkers: if you have hurricane shutters for your house, now would be a good time to dig them out
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Vegan college professor is trying to save newborn lambs from slaughter, rescue Catherine Martin from Buffalo Bill
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wayward clown or possibly late night nitrous enthusiast speeds away from cops, crashes into own garage, winds up on Fark
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Let's see how Flint, MI is doing since we stopped talking about them...oh, dear
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(Colorado State University)
 
 
 
Photoshop this organ
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(KFDM Port Arthur)
 
 
 
Til death do us----*CRASH*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Fukushima crabs"? Excellent
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Aw, hell no
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's a job opening in the Trump administration
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pretzel
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Delta flight DL0975 is now sitting at Gate 12 ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... and sitting ... "
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these soccer players
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Couple's cat steals the show as groomsman in his very own tuxedo at their wedding. These people must be familiar with Caturday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida (teacher) Man tells his students how, if he were a school shooter, he'd kill at least a thousand people. Says he'd include bombs packed with nails... but, don't worry, he hasn't thought about it at all
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Composite sketch of rapist released. Last seen heading to Mordor with two short guys
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
How a Florida boy can become a Florida man
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Good taste in theaters. Bad taste in movies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Astronaut caught being astronaughty
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Felon with $1,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, handguns, 500 stamp bags of heroin, 50 ecstasy pills, 50 hits of LSD, 1 ounce of methamphetamine, 10 grams of cocaine, suboxone, mushrooms, molly and marijuana, is enterprising, but busted
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Jury: "We award the plaintiff $22 million due to the brutality suffered at the hands of police." Police: "Can we have a do-over?" New Jury: "Sure, we award the plaintiff $50 million"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Attended the World Hip-Hop Dance Championship? You may have caught more than just the rhythm
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Glad the Flux Capacitor didn't kick in
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good: Prince William flew economy airline to set environmental example. Bad: Airline flew empty jet to make trip because they want the right logo on the Royal flight, causing extra 4.5 tons of carbon emissions
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(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Virginia man turns liquor store into farmers market
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He's just pining for the fjords
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