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Thu December 15, 2022
		Wondering what excuse Free Speech Absolutist will give for suspending the Twitter accounts of several journalists source: independent.co.uk \| share:	35
		Wondering what excuse Free Speech Absolutist will give for suspending the Twitter account of a corporate rival source: yahoo.com \| share:	9
		Good news, it's not your fault you're lazy. I mean everyone will still view it as a personal failure, but yay science source: newscientist.com \| share:	11
		Photoshop this boat ride source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share:	8
		Harvard names some Gay to be President source: news.harvard.edu \| share:	25
		Smrt crooks attempt to run from police in a toy car source: thedrive.com \| share:	15
		Spoiler alert: It was Lee Harvey Oswald and no one else source: archives.gov \| share:	172
		George Costanza is alive and well and living in London source: msn.com \| share:	33
		Florida man arrested for not being able to identify his wife source: wcjb.com \| share:	21
		Fark NotNewsletter: Prepare to exercise your voting appendage for Fark Headline of the Year source: fark.com \| share:	8
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for December 15 is morass, as in "Some like to see frequent breasts, but I like to see morass" source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	21
		Photoshop this lion's head source: img.atlasobscura.com \| share:	12
		'Biblical' drought likely to lead to more water restrictions? What, like no mixed fabrics, or picking only the men who lap water with their tongues like dogs to go to war? source: ktla.com \| share:	49
		Headline of the Year Voting 2022! Links to the voting threads for all ten tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines! source: fark.com \| share:	14
		Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Main source: fark.com \| share:	47
		4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. Busload of Whores Slime Mold Florida Crocodile edition source: twitch.tv \| share:	3
		F-35 pilot decides to eject FARK: on the runway source: twitter.com \| share:	147
		Good news Covid-19 home test collectors, The White House is restarting the Covid-19 mail-order program source: politico.com \| share:	33
		Kevin Bacon's killer brought to justice source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	44
		Duh, where else would you look for a drug dealer? source: midhudsonnews.com \| share:	13
		Mum who dyed one eye blue and the other purple now going blind. Her one and only regret "If I could go back in time, I would have done one black [eye tattoo] and left it. I would have done one black. Absolutely" -good old life tips from Mom source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	83
		Suddenly, rogue hippo source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	34
		Hieroglyphics discovered on area man's face source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	40
		Pew Pew Pew "Puff Puff Puff" source: fox13news.com \| share:	16
		Happy National Sisyphean Task Day source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	30
		Mysterious 'baby Loch Ness Monster' found washed up on beach in Dorset, England, miles away from Scotland. Expert says it could be related to baby sharks that go doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	34
		Several pallets of avocado dip mysteriously sit at the corner of 63rd and Ashland in Chicago, in case anyone wants to swing by with an 18-wheeler full of Tostitos source: twitter.com \| share:	44
		If you were one of the drooling simpletons who actually believed Keurig K-cups are recyclable, here's how you can get in on some of that sweet lawsuit money they just had to pay out. Your share should be about enough to split a new K-cup with someone source: cnet.com \| share:	130
		Blimey: in a historic first, no one from either England or Wales was arrested at the FIFA World Cup source: usatoday.com \| share:	32
		"No way to prevent this," says country that has already banned everything source: bbc.com \| share:	192
		Frustrated stand-up comic moonlights as billboard designer, fails to read the room source: msn.com \| share:	51
		Vegas woman accused of hiding stolen $17K watch inside herself. Christopher Walken impressed source: 9news.com.au \| share:	48
		If you are in the mood for sinning, the Hot Priest Calendar is here source: theguardian.com \| share:	28
		There was a major red flag revealed in the final episode of The White Lotus, but only Zoomers caught it source: nypost.com \| share:	193
		What's the last thing a mother should do if she gets caught shoplifting? source: dailyvoice.com \| share:	86
(got wood)		Photoshop this wood beer keg source: cdna.artstation.com \| share:	15
		Billboard in Utah invites you to enjoy Five Wives source: twitter.com \| share:	50
		Texas AG Paxton (cRiminal) is tabulating a list of all the trans people in the state. Just because source: rollingstone.com \| share:	229
		Day 295 of WW3: UNICEF says Russian strikes have put the physical and mental health of "almost every child" in the country "at desperate risk." Children raised on a battlefield. What's the legacy of this? It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com \| share:	422
		Backed in a corner by Putin, Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko has the choice between either a clean, painless suicide or invading Ukraine to help Russia...and it looks like he is about to choose poorly source: worldcrunch.com \| share:	137
		...and not 1 cop needed Narcan source: dailyvoice.com \| share:	20
		Facebook is facing a two-billion-dollar lawsuit by a professor from Kenya whose father was killed by militants amped up on those delicious Facebook juices. Facebook yawns, blames the language barrier, moves on source: upi.com \| share:	23
		Note to self: Do not argue with people on the bus who have a sword. They get all slashy source: krqe.com \| share:	29
		NC sheriff who lost his job because of racism only to get it right back because of racism is now under federal investigation, likely because of racism source: wect.com \| share:	25
(Some Guy)		Hey, that's my retirement grease source: mocoshow.com \| share:	33
		Heroic police break into building to save woman from modern art source: bbc.com \| share:	31
		Woman shoots, kills two police officers; receives glowing personal, professional profile from Heavy. Sounds about white source: heavy.com \| share:	84
		Regerts cost about $3,000 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	30
		Oh, nothing. Just part of a multi-day tornado outbreak in December as a "large" tornado hits New Orleans source: wdsu.com \| share:	31
		Theme of Farktography Contest No. 919: "String Theory". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.com \| share:	31

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