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Sat April 21, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
12-year-old has fight with parents, gets revenge by stealing mom's credit card and heading off to Bali for four days of R&R
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this origami holder
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overwhelmed Brooklyn postman hoarded 17,000 letters and parcels spanning 15 years. He may have been able to handle snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night but the ads and free samples were too much to expect anyone to face
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Land Titanic attendance numbers are sinking fast
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(Chikasha News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma pill jockey steals 20,000 pills. At 30 pills an hour, it would've taken him nearly 4 weeks to count all of them
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
If you're going to put a fake parking ticket on your car window so police won't give you a real one it's probably best to check that you don't park next to an unmarked police car ... with its dash camera turned on
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nazis turn out in Newnan, Georgia to demonstrate their power and might. All 12 of them apparently
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Not news: man sentenced to 50 years for theft. This is an outrage: for fajitas. What the holy loving fark: $1.2 million worth of fajitas
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(Some Mellow Drama)
 
 
 
Photoshop this coated character
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Greyhound bus that was supposed to go to New York ends up in Toledo. Everybody on the bus just laughed and laughed
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Well honestly, it's not the worst way to have a heart attack
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(DW)
 
 
 
Ducks caught speeding by Swiss speed cameras, manage to avoid hefty bill
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Homeschooling education freedoms must be protected," say advocates of keeping children at home and forcing them to follow biased curricula while limiting their social skills
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Everybody prepare to panic
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
H-1B engineers: "Thanks, but no thanks. We'll take Canada instead. They're much more polite"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Strange question: What food do you serve at a funeral? Turns out, a lot of thought goes into it
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Sure, blame the humans. It's always their fault for why we can't live in peace and harmony in a scooter-filled urban paradise
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what eating in a restaurant was like 50 years ago?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shark
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to the first ever crossover Caturday/Woofday thread. Let's help the puppy people design a new Fark Tag for Woofday Wednesday, 'cause we're all helpful like that on Caturday. Link goes to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday Photoshop contest page
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Imagine if Fark//Tried this approach to the news//Making it Haiku
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey Oscars Lady, I'll see your three billboards and raise you ten
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
As the Queen turns 92, here are some epic photos from the Queen as a kid until present, telling her life story
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(Driving (Canada))
 
Video
 
Old and busted: A beaver in your backyard. New coolness: A moose in your garage licking the salt off your truck
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Berkeley high school teacher suspended for bringing an empty tube to class
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scissors assault ended when police show up with rock
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
We're going to have to ask you to go ahead and throw out ALL your romaine lettuce, so if you could just do that, that'd be great, yeah
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Manassas battlefield burned to restore it to its former glory
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
MassDOT mapped every roadkill incident since 2010. Dinner is served
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How accurate is Chicago's gang database? It includes two people that are 132 years old and someone who once ran with the now-defunct Thorndale Jagoffs crew
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michigan couple with no daughters welcomes their 14th son. They've passed having a basketball, baseball and football team so apparently they're now waiting for number 15 for hurling
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
We're sorry you almost got sucked out the window
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
The Toronto Transit Commission has issued a warning against accordion players playing the song Despacito. Despacito. Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito Deja que te diga ... DAMMIT. BAN THEM NOW
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Best Korea to stop bombing the ocean
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against CNBC TV crew accused of smuggling fake bomb through Newark airport security because it wasn't a fake bomb and they weren't smuggling it
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man steals ambulance from hospital, flips it over, ends up as patient in hospital. It's the circle of derp
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fire
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Someone decided to have a controlled burn by Interstate 75 right before Friday morning rush hour. There's no way that could backfire
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Office Owls are watching you procrastinate
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon whale license plates are going into production, though it's not clear what a whale needs a license plate for - even in Oregon
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Three-legged dog named Tripod abandoned on cliff by two-fisted drinker named Defendant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN once again continues to ask the tough questions - Why does smoking pot give you the munchies?
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crime, police arrest local meteorologist for stealing spring. Spring, if recovered will be inventoried and returned to its rightful owners
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Sure, we've all done dumb things when we're drunk, but most of us haven't stolen a C-130 transport and attempted to fly across the Atlantic for a booty call
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
It's 4/20. And cops across America have jokes about it
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman goes into labor during tornado on Friday the 13th. Jason, Dorothy not on the list of names
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these glowing orb lamps
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(KPEL 96.5 Lafayette)
 
 
 
Naked woman found eating cheetos in half filled tub. Or as submitter calls it, foreplay
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis welcomes new bike-share program with unbridled enthusiasm. Just kidding, some of their GPS-equipped bicycles are being detected at the bottom of the Mississippi River
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
71-year-old Florida county commissioner faces multiple charges after authorities say he paid a married couple living with him to be able to have sex with the wife, and the story only gets more Florida from there
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