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Thu November 15, 2018
(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Just in time for Thanksgiving: Turkey recognized by Europe as highly effective against colon cancer
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Kentucky bank robber looks mighty relieved in his mug shot
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
"Florida Man" is finding mugshot infamy around the world. This guys neck is no joker
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Where, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over, and thought I found true love. You met another and pfft Roy Clark was gone
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(The State)
 
 
 
SC man realizes he may have been scammed after sending in $2250 in down payments for his membership in the Illuminati
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Almost all Japanese workers to get ten-day holiday next year to mark Emperor's abdication. Anyone in Washington paying attention?
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
The secret history of plasma weapons. "It's the nearest thing we have right now to phasers on stun"
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
TSA reports people carrying on Thanksgiving food is causing security problems. As God as my witness. I thought turkeys could fly
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
MTA to buy Grand Central. Meanwhile across town, NJ Transit is only nominally living up to the word "transit"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Hitler on the Roof
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
PG&E discovers that, despite what those Farmers Insurance commercials say, there really ISN'T a policy that covers "accidentally set half the state on fire"
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
US Army uniforms going back to "pinks and greens" style, just like your great-grandmother wore. Standard issue nylons included
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Prince of Whales enjoys it when squirrels climb into his pockets looking for nuts
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Mall: "We have a policy to escort anyone wearing hoodies out; these four black individuals violated that policy." Four white women: "We went to the same mall, wore hoodies, and were never approached by security." Mall: "IT'S POLICY"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
UK Government's Brexit agreement so good that even the Brexit Minister has resigned because of it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this colorful tunnel
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
NJ couple raises $400,000 for a homeless man who did a good deed... except the whole story was allegedly fake and all three are facing jail
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Part Two of the "Catching Up with the Crazies" Trifecta: Parkland Shooter charged with attacking prison guards after being told to stop dragging his feet
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron has now scored more often than Wilt Chamberlain. Well, on the court anyway
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Soaring wealth inequality means everyone is living the high life
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A look at how the most dangerous movement known to mankind is spreading in twelve states
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Excuse us ma'am, but may we take the skin off your husband's corpse?" "Sure"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
News: Black bear sighting leads to high school lockdown. Fark: School mascot is a bear
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Normal: being sought by police for possession of drugs. Fark: being sought by police for not possessing drugs
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US legislators urge China sanctions over Xinjiang crackdown, in face of opposition who claim "Xinjiang crackdown, and I don't care, Xinjiang crackdown, and I don't care, Xinjiang crackdown, and I don't care, 'cuz the Muslims gone away"
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(Some Guy)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 706: "Profiles". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In West Virginia, it takes a village to capture a drunk and staggering raccoon
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Couple gets home video of a masked man attacking with meat cleaver, wooden pole. Pretty sure their houseguest won't be back, ever
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If you get a DUI in Milwaukee and the police have to tow your vehicle, it will cost you about three hundred bucks to get your daughter out of the impound lot
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Hot sauce used as weapon in store holdup
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman in WWII, Her Royal Highness the auto mechanic
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rabbis to begin"pilgrimage" to the southern border to protest Trump administration's "unacceptable" treatment of migrants. Hopefully it won't take 40 years this time
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
It is generally frowned on to discard a child car seat by the side of the road. Especially if there is still a child in it
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Today in answers to questions you never thought to ask: Are deaf people aware that farts can be heard by other people? This teacher had to educate some of her students
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ballerina dies method acting for Swan Lake
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Atlanta offered Amazon its own train car if HQ2 came to town. And if Amazon hit its jobs targets, they were gonna let Bezos put on a conductor hat and drive
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Looking up and saying 'Um. What's that?' may be the quintessential human moment, that and 'Hey, maybe we can grow a lot of this'"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sea salad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Naked women chased off bus... and for those that didn't click right away, Iranian men have a very different definition of naked
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Bearded men are found to be more attractive. Here comes the science, hipsters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal agents find an excuse to arrest the DC neo-Nazi who called the Tree of Life shootings "a dry run for what's to come" when they realize that, while both meth use and firearms ownership are common among the alt-right, legally you can't do both
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Earliest portrait of Jesus is less Max Von Sydow and more Howard Stern
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, the electric company gonna rock down to liability, now that they took the fire higher and California has no place to hang the washing
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In case you ever need to travel with your collection of syringes, cattle prods, and knives, just tell airport security you're visiting a Saudi consulate
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Potty training Boot Camp for toddlers? Are you sh*tting me?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This year's list of worst holiday toys is out, including slashing Black Panther claws, knives for 2-year-olds, and plastic rocket launchers. Your kid wants an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Let's check in for a moment with George Zimmerman, poster child for the Florida Stand Your Ground law. I'm sure he's staying clean and out of . . . oh, lawd
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your mom determines your love life, and not in the way you are thinking right now
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'If you want to hear an artificial intelligence social bot tell this reporter "screw you," watch the video above.'
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Governor who once said gun violence would end if we just sent out "prayer patrols" in urban areas is now blaming gun violence on *checks notes* ummm...zombies?
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