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Fri December 03, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
A plumber found 'bags and bags of cash' stashed in a bathroom wall at Joel Osteen church... that's all
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This probably isn't the most 'Murica story you'll read today but it's close
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A whole lotta NOPES intercepted on their way to Europe
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Single? You've got 99 problems, but a significant other ain't one
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Customers and co-workers remember lady who for a quarter-century ran the slowest supermarket express lane in Virginia
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Here's a tip. Don't steal your employee's tips. They get taxed on that income. Now the IRS is watching you, probably
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Step 1: break in to restaurant before grand opening Step 2: throw huge party Step 3: profit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All around me are redacted faces. Federal places, blurred out faces. Bright and early for their court room races. Going nowhere, maybe prison
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
If you ever plan to motor west, travel my way, take the highway that is best. Get your kicks on route sixty-six. Just don't go 108 MPH running from the cops after stealing catalytic converters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's wildfire news, Denton is NOT the home of happiness
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Antivaxxers who Survived COVID: I don't need no vaccination because I gots me natural antibodies. Omicron Variant: Hold my spike proteins, I got this
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
First the supply chain came for the plywood, and I did not complain because I have a house. Then it came for the auto parts, and I did not complain because I have a car. Then it came for the chicken tenders, and HOLY CHRIST WHAT WILL MY KIDS EAT?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
911 what's your emergency? Yes, hello, I'm stuck under a semi and they won't stop
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You'll get nothing, and like it
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Some will say he screwed up, others will say he botched his plan. But really he just shot himself in the foot
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Person in the hospital after vehicle hits pole in Pittsburgh. To be fair, you can't swing a stick in Pittsburgh without hitting a Pole
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
We're screwed
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Planned burning of "explicit" books from school library at School Committee meeting has to be called off after Sheriff and Fire Marshal point out that fire code doesn't allow it. Welcome to the Fundamentalist Caliphate of Virginia, folks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Just as we've all suspected, the end of humanity was kicked off at an anime convention
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
If you plan on fishing in the Little Chartiers Creek this week, please don't smoke
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(Lifehack)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy silhouettes
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Kids say mom got the shaft
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(ITS Intl)
 
 
 
Dutch rudders handled by robots
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Families of people killed at Travis Scott's Crushapalooza Festival are turning down his offers to pay for funeral costs on news that they'll be getting a lot more money by just suing him
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Man pumping gas into his car gets more than he paid for
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"One Thing We Have Learned Is that COVID Is an Asshole"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police conduct two state, hard target, search of every henhouse looking for dirty old egg-suckin' dog. Tommy Lee Jones and Johnny Cash approve
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Google Maps users stumped over house built in the middle of a Berlin Airport runway, Nazi theories now landing and taking off (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Apparently you're not supposed to choose "it's complicated" as your relationship status on Facebook if you're an Archbishop. Who knew?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
All inbound travel to the United States will require negative covid test, even if you made a fake vaccine card
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
CHP fires red turtle shells at aspiring YouTube star racing Go-Kart down Hollywood Freeway; "zero social media content is worth putting your life or others in danger"
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(OMIGOD)
 
 
 
Photoshop this virus
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The company that successfully sold dirt dug up from next to a landfill as a 'miracle cure' finds itself on the trash heap of history
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill and Rebecca. Come for the Omicron data roundup, stay for the plush cactus toy that tells you to do cocaine and kill yourself in Polish - Dill managed to procure one
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I remember the lawyer - who was younger than me - raised her eyebrow when she saw my email address"
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
"Explosion Rocks Home, Sparks Fire Overnight In Cypress Hills; 6 People Hurt" - How many people are in that band?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for throwing something at police car during protest. They had concrete evidence
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Facebook builds tool to stop revenge porn. Step 1: Send us all the porn that you're in
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Spooky tsunami fog swallows California coastline
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two handbags stolen from a Cary, NC boutique store
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Traditional enthusiasts will tell you that after '73, everything's garbage"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Omicron detected second US state after spreading at anime convention. CDC recommendations include taking a shower, going outside
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doug Stamper from House of Cards has had enough of the UN and he's not going to take it anymore
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(BBC)
 
 
 
There are better places to reenact classic Blues Brothers scenes than outside a school
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
'Spindly' Trafalgar Square Christmas tree in London which just doesn't have that Rockefeller Center tree look, branded a 'national laughing stock' by onlookers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Aussie man breaks a decade-old Guinness World Record for a burp, measures in at 112.4 decibels. Says he practiced for five years to do it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle, but experts now say I don't need to tell everyone about it. Not a repeat from June 9, 2006
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Teardrop Explodes, Suicide, 20/20, and The Fallout Club. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #285. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Moe Howard, the dark years
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Swedish meatballs lovers dreams come true after snowstorm strands customers and workers overnight in an IKEA
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