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Thu December 10, 2020
	First 737 Max returns to the skies. For now source: abc.net.au \| share:	20
	Now is the winter of our discount tent source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	43
	Do domes have some sort of mystical power that flat roofed buildings don't have? source: tmj4.com \| share:	32
	I don't think the phrase 'Festive Grotto' has been used since the days of Hef calling the cops on James Caan after punching a Playmate source: bbc.com \| share:	11
	1 out of 22 source: usatoday.com \| share:	50
(Some Guy)	He then went on to wonder why slot machines don't dispense actual cherries source: lotterypost.com \| share:	35
	Governor says it's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right, but it's a return to phase 3, step 1 of reopening, plus some new restrictions, that will really drive Massholes insane source: nbcboston.com \| share:	26
	Google's most searched-for terms this year are so 2020 source: themarysue.com \| share:	12
	Theme of Farktography Contest No. 814: "Back Alley". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.com \| share:	30

Wed December 09, 2020
	How cool for the 900th person at the very end who got a free meal source: cnn.com \| share:	38
	If I can't live there, no one will source: azfamily.com \| share:	42
	"How do you crash into that? It's as big as a house?" source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	26
	3,000+ source: twitter.com \| share:	198
	Fark NotNewsletter: Fark Headline of the Year voting, plus ch-ch-ch-changes to Fark in 2021 source: fark.com \| share:	55
(Some Guy)	Students encouraged to come to school and pick up simulated disease vectors source: mvnews.org \| share:	15
	One can get some serious coin from a well tended garden source: theguardian.com \| share:	18
	Middle-aged fan of J-Pop girl group puts their T-shirt in burnable garbage bin, regerts it, runs to town incinerator to reclaim it, but is too late. Weeks later he posts bomb threat on social media and gets arrested, which is apparently what fans do source: soranews24.com \| share:	38
	Photoshop this buttonbush bloom source: gannett-cdn.com \| share:	17
	Things to get you into the Christmas spirit: "US virus deaths hit record levels with the holidays ahead" source: apnews.com \| share:	138
	In today's contest on Wild World of Subpoenas, Buzzfeed defeats ICE Hot Stuntaz source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	27
	Sheriff notified in October of deputy sexting a 14 year old, does nothing. Sheriff notified on Wednesday that the deputy had gone viral, suspends him in an hour source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	44
	Starship has a great high altitude test flight. Low altitude landing not so much source: spacex.com \| share:	283
	Outdoorsy, vacation destinations around the Pacific Northwest have seen a surge in real estate prices and interest as they become "Zoom towns" and virtual workers escape cities. OK Zoomer source: opb.org \| share:	45
	Whar porn, whar? source: cbsnews.com \| share:	68
	Cruise to nowhere reaches its inevitable destination source: cnn.com \| share:	30
	All your base belong to Space Force source: clickorlando.com \| share:	79
	5pm Eastern - it's Drew and Dallan with the Fark News Livestream, immortal water heater outrage edition source: twitch.tv \| share:	3
	It is time for a most cherished, beloved personal holiday tradition: A full and complete transcript of Ralphie's old man swearing at the furnace in "A Christmas Story" source: youtube.com \| share:	50
	Johns Hopkins University: The extra "s" is for "slaveowner" source: thehill.com \| share:	64
	Gov. Holcomb of Indiana says 'The State of Indiana is on fire' because of COVID and hitting 3 shots in a row on NBA Jam source: wane.com \| share:	109
(Some Boar)	Photoshop this sea pig source: niwa.co.nz \| share:	24
	Rhode Island Covid-19 infection rate leads the country... guess that "legal sex in the champagne room" loophole works out both ways source: boston.com \| share:	33
(Some Guy)	For those working in Japan and fortunate enough to be in a stable enterprise, here's everything you need to know about bōnenkai, the year-end drunken office party you must attend for the sake of your career source: jobsinjapan.com \| share:	53
	Sen Tillis adds provision to the must-pass government spending bill making the unauthorized streaming of copyrighted work a felony source: prospect.org \| share:	179
	Headline of the Year 2020 Final Voting. Links to the voting threads for all nine tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines! source: fark.com \| share:	16
	The residents of Mitchell, SD, who since voting down a mask mandate have been ravaged by COVID-19 and lost some of their most notable civic leaders to it, would like you to send them some prayers. Maybe a thought or two. Whatever you can spare source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	165
	The New York Times' 2020 year in pictures. Starts out hopeful, gets awful, and ends hopeful. Bonus: not a slideshow source: nytimes.com \| share:	18
	Another alien landing site is identified source: wral.com \| share:	33
	It's 2020, why the hell not? source: nypost.com \| share:	18
	Alright, what the hell is going on in Wichita, KS? They just recorded their 5th earthquake in 2 weeks. In the same area as the previous 4 source: kwch.com \| share:	112
	Registered sex offender in the UK caught with stun guns disguised as a flashlight and a pink lipstick. "I'm not a violent man, never have been. I'm a frightened man, but apart from that I've no comment" source: bbc.com \| share:	35
	Villains from a 1960's sci-fi movie get caught pinching the materials needed for the return journey to their home planet source: dailygazette.com \| share:	59
	Today in 'not news' to Farkers: New study finds 1 in 3 Americans are binge drinking during the coronavirus pandemic and the lockdowns are making it worse. In related news: Subby cracks another beer source: studyfinds.org \| share:	66
	The new vaccines are working better than expected source: theonion.com \| share:	49
	With Americans having stuffed themselves on travel, turkey, and Thanksgiving, ICUs are the next course source: nytimes.com \| share:	53
	Covid-19 and its economic toll on young Americans has them looking at a dismal future. Older Americans say welcome to the present source: theguardian.com \| share:	120
	Wealthy countries have enough Covid vaccines to treat everyone three time, while the developing world is struggling to...WAIT can I get three Covid vaccines? Where do I sign up? source: cnn.com \| share:	55
	Third Polish supermarket in the Netherlands hit by explosion, possibly caused by a disgruntled customer who couldn't find the pledge source: nltimes.nl \| share:	40
	It is time to stop traveling source: sfgate.com \| share:	90
	Lowe's expects 22% increase in sales this year as people sat at home, looked around, and realize they lived in a dump source: cnbc.com \| share:	80

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