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Sun September 26, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump cultists launch bioterrorism attack on a mall
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. For "Johnny Appleseed Day" we'll create art featuring an Apple - any kind. A delicious fruit, a company logo, musician, you get the drift. Any art medium allowed: Photo, PShop, drawing, etc
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
That Dog will hunt
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Sat September 25, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Don't cry for me pigs, horses and tarantulas
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what a man who slept on chicken fingers would look like, wonder no more
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight at 11PM ET Noise Factor season 2 kicks off on Big E Radio. Why season 2? Why now? Because the station manager said so. Check out tunes from GEOFF, Failure, White Zombie, Nebula, Kadavar and more
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rural hospitals are worried that Biden's vaccine mandate is going to cost them staff who would rather quit than get the shot. Because jackasses too stupid to understand how vaccines work are exactly the people who should be working in hospitals
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Electric car owners break out the SMUG memes as motorists fight for fuel
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Pay here, Get drivers license now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do Cheech and Chong know about this?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rich people discover what it's like to have a slumlord
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Russian dressing
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"South Florida's Favorite Realtor" loses job over his previously confidential domains outed by Epik hack, such as "the holocaust is fake dot com"
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) - Liz has to cook dinner for 12, without her maid, Walter plays a trick on Mr Conklin by giving him a letter addressed to the old principal and Superman is unconscious in a cedar chest about to be swept out to sea
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
California couple arrested for possessing enough elephant tranquilizer to kill 50 million people. Hunter S. Thompson: "You're adorable"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Everything's haggis if you're brave enough
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
There's "ballsy," and there's "Philly ballsy," which consists of robbing police officers at gunpoint. Think the cops will be following up on this crime in particular?
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(Grist)
 
 
 
How wildfires outpaced plans to rake the forests
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Cops charge crazy lady with torching two police cruisers, just because she was seen around them, then found by the police station door with a can of gasoline, lighter and book of matches. Whatever happened to reasonable doubt?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Mining in the rainforest? What a Maroon
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
State constitutional guarantee against unreasonable searches beats federal border patrol fishing expedition
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Quesadilla, Lobster, and Hunting and Fishing Day. So catch a few big Sea Bugs and give us your recipe for Lobster Quesadilla
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boomers try to preserve their nonexistent youth with bogus exercise playing fake sport
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what should be (or not be) on this pizza
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
America's "first waterpark" sure seems different now
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Why those dam beavers
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Who doesn't like to go out to dinner with a bunch of friends?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The decades-in-the-making story of how we didn't do anything about airport security, then after a crisis, overreacted with a circle jerk that didn't address airport security, leading to our current state where airport security is a joke
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any headline that starts with "Man in bondage gear" will generally imply no pants
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Turtle-themed airliner delayed by turtle on the runway. No one shell shocked
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you came out of that coma. By the way, they fired you while you were in that coma
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Phone companies are finally going to be required to block robocalls starting next week. So your phone will be much quieter now
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Greek history, CIA operations, old TV show revivals, and vicious animals are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 12-18: The Luggage Edition
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(AP News)
 
 
 
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? *heart-broken headdesk*
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I've seen the future. And it's really blurred
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Today in 'do something stupid, expect stupid results' news: Snake-swallower dies after viper bites his tongue on third attempt of trying to shove it down his throat (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why yes, it is a slow news day
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man, Nancy Drew is all grown up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fact checker
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Hurricane Sam is the 18th named storm of the 2021 hurricane season ... and the fourth named storm this week alone. Gee, wonder if there's some climatological reason behind the increase in storms the past few years?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Judging by the headline, it seems like someone has an issue with lawns (Warning: Contains foul language)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Check returned due to Non sufficient funds. Fark: Teacher's bonus check. WTFark: From the Florida Department of Education
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"We want to provide the support to our soldiers, and we will do everything we can to help their wish come true. We appreciate any donations to help get Sgt. Whiskers and her babies to safety." Let's give them a hand on Caturday
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
National Zoo's Covid-infected lions and tigers won't eat their meat, can't have any pudding
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That's it, I'm moving to Turkmenistan
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Daily Show gets anti-mask parents to make fools of themselves
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Ribs
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CBS News: What qualifies as an exemption for the vaccine mandate? The expert has to repeat multiple times that the answer is basically "nothing". Specifically discussed: "I believe in God" and "I have a peanut allergy" are not valid reasons
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CDC study of Arizona schools grade K-12: Universal mask mandates lower the risk of students contracting covid by 3.5x
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alaska adopts Death Panels. Thanks Obama
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