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Fri May 25, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Berlin students install hay feeders for elephants in middle of Pennsylvania. But wait. There's more. They still have seven feeders left to make for other elephants, giraffes and zebras. This headline brought to you by Mad Libs
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
No, rinsing your coal in the river does not make it "clean"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zombie apocalypse begins
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas woman expecting triplets scores an inside the park home run
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Move over, MH370: The search is back on for Northwest Airlines Flight 2501, which disappeared in 1950. Someone get Wolf Blitzer on the line pronto
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(Leader-Telegram)
 
 
 
Bulldozer slides into detention pond, submerging operator. 2 1/2 hours later he's pulled out alive. Fark: After rescuers break dyke and release 10 million gallons of contaminated water into local stream
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1990s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone? I want to use the internet. 2010s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man masturbates in a van for a living, has fathered 62 children
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Thu May 24, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Eet ees for my bungholio
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth's cows are so pampered they sleep on waterbeds
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Caught smuggling fifteen gallons of smelt, they never got to the "dealt" stage of things
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Fireworks accident season has arrived
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
♫ Rocky Raccoon, well he went to his doom, 'cause high voltage isn't surviv'ble ♫ His pelt formed a ground, then the power went down ♫ And his corpse proved to be rather friable ♫
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this orange looker
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After Embassy Suites in Las Vegas pulls out of hosting the world's biggest orgy, the nearby Erotic Heritage Museum says they're willing to take it on
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Caption these cute critters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The creator says the small, rented private airport spaces are workplaces, not phone booths or sex dens. Maybe he didn't say the last part, so, maybe they are
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
You know that Mater and "Pistachio Ice Cream" incident in Cars 2? This is like that, only in real life, and without clothes. Or cartoon cars
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Selling fake dog testicles made man a millionaire. That's nuts
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It was just another normal day at goat yoga when the mama goat suddenly had kids. As in new baby goatlings
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
The tallest horse and shortest horse in the world meet. Adorable photo to the left. SIlly horse jokes to the right
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The autonomous Uber SUV that killed an Arizona pedestrian in March spotted the woman about six seconds before hitting her. Unfortunately the "Kill no humans" directive had been disabled
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(Some Tooth)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big drool
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
America and China are both testing new aircraft carriers today. One of them had to return to port because of engine troubles. Go on, guess which one
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If it's on the internet, it must be true
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(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Hey, guys. Juggalo Prom
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Let's see how things are going for George Zimmerman
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(NPR)
 
 
 
ICBLSDMs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Thank you for pulling my mom over because she deserved it because she took my phone away and I did not like it "
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A woman is facing charges after she forced a cable repairman to let her perform oral sex on him. He also fixed the cable
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It turns out that "Bambi meets Godzilla" was a documentary
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Largest arrest in Rhode Island history totals at 49 people, which is basically everyone in Rhode Island
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
"And then that fueled the second bee hive to attack so he kind of got caught in a cross fire, a perfect little storm of bees"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ten of the top 20 drunkest cities in America are in Wisconsin
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Israeli prison authorities gently extract six smuggled cellphones from inside a newly arrested security prisoner
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(Eater)
 
 
 
SF's Black Hammer Brewing, site of a Fark party, ordered to stop making cannabis beer. But not for obvious reasons
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(Time)
 
 
 
30-year-old who was evicted by parents says he's not a millennial because he hates avocado toast
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump cancels June 12 summit with North Korea. Hold on to your butts
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman falls 30 feet from waterfall in Slippery Rock
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Good news: Lava hasn't burned down your home yet. Bad news: A giant crack has opened underneath the house
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Police arrest woman on suspicion that she had let her 5-year-old ingest cocaine, saying the boy was "acting erratically." Woman released and charges dropped after it turns out that the kid was just "acting like a 5-year-old boy"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this royal wedding
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Ghosts reported at area library. If only there was someone to call
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina man rolled his eyes at wife before buying winning lottery ticket, will be paying for it for the rest of his life
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(DW)
 
 
 
Fires in Dresden after 500-pound Allied bomb explodes. This is a repeat from 1945
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Bury Indiana
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Senior posts his high school for sale on Craigslist as a prank. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently death camps were really bad places
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Posting 20 videos on YouTube of you dancing and singing during surgeries, leaving a patient brain dead, settling at least 5 malpractice suits and fighting four more, is no way to make doctor of the year
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
CEO attempts to appease the volcano gods
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