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Fri July 20, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the point of kale? How did it go from being a plate garnish to being eaten? Are we that hard up for greens? Can we feed it to real food and still get nutrition? It's the Fark Weird News Quiz July 1-7 Kale Edition
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Holy housing disputes. HOA makes man take down his batcave
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Proof, if proof were needed, that most jokes have an element of truth in them as 220 people from Northern Ireland are treated in hospital for sunburn
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Apparently there are some biological reasons why that escaped zoo jaguar killed so many animals and not just because it's a big a-hole
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Explaining your drugs to police as a matter of divine providence may not work. Especially if you've been mooning people
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Underwear clad as the garbage truck towers / Overlooking the scene in the early hours / When silence is broken he always scours / Gone crazy with shallots
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Eleven people killed after Duck boat capsizes on Table Rock Lake during severe storm near Branson, Missouri
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Central California is collapsing under its own weight
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Florida bro slaps waitress' butt as he leaves Georgia restaurant. Does she: a) Post his picture on Facebook; b) Blog about it on Tumblr; or c) Horse-collar him, slam him to the ground, and berate him in front of the rest of the patrons and staff?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Senate UNANIMOUSLY tells Trump and Putin to suck it
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You can have it your way at Burger King. Except when service is slow. That's when you go behind the counter and just serve yourself
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Madame Gao refuses to sign for package in Berlin
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(Some Installer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange installation
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Man's final wishes on cellphone count as a will, court says. Unfortunately they were for nudes and an extra life in Angry Birds
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officials search for wild donkey shot with arrow. Dragon, Shrek inconsolable
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Dat is very nice ship you recover dere comrade, be awful shame if goods not returned to proper owners in entirety, da
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cop pats down man, finds crack
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Democratic politician in NJ wants to tax tap water
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hot Instagram model is charged with assaulting her boyfriend, as he takes out an AVO against her for 'pulling his hair and pushing him'
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Do you want poltergeists in your school? Because this is how you get poltergeists in your new school
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. Advisory Neighborhood Commission seeks to strip Trump Hotel of its liquor license on the grounds the owner is not a man of "good moral character"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Dog swims 5 miles to shore after jumping out of boat to chase ducks that owner couldn't hit with that stupid Nintendo pistol
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Son cuts 5" hole in father's safe to steal 20k. Apparently the websites "Safe-cracking made stupid easy" and "How to figure out the key pad lock combination" didn't give the results he wanted
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(Some Joe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fuzzy face
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida scientists discover new 'alien-like' shark with huge eyes. Shark trifecta completed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know you're having a rough day when a photographer photographs you getting spit on by a giraffe. Also if you're an Oxpecker
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Cocktail shaker the size of a cement mixer roams New Orleans streets. Not that we needed another reason to love NOLA, but we'll happily take it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mounted police called to deal with escalating tensions between massive 'Become a Pork Lover' bus and vegan protest, which appears to have only involved 2 people
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'Poor' Aussie millennial in London enduring a harsh backlash after describing her struggle to save for a house on her measly six-figure salary
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Bacon lovers, not only can it give you cancer but eating it is also bad for your mental health. Enjoy your risk of a manic episode
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
You want sappy? 'Cause I've got sappy: Vet reunited with his service dog after thieves make off with his SUV with the dog in it
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
'Pimp Earl,' companions wanted in McDonald's carjacking. No word if he was wearing a cardboard crown
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The cashless society is a con - and big finance is behind it"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'm a shark, I'm a shark, I'm a shark!" "I'm a 500-pound goliath grouper." "Fark!"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
FEMA to Americans: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand company implements four day work week without pay cuts; sky doesn't fall, but stress levels did
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"This couple staged an elaborate airplane gender reveal." I didn't know planes had sexes. I thought they were all just giant flying coffins
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Must be an acid flashback; I swear I just saw a flying whale
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Step 1: Buy flip phone. Step 2: Use flip phone. Any questions?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hop-Con 6.0 Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout release party in beautiful San Diego, California
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Omaha already has the worst drivers in the nation, so why not increase the speed limit to 75? What could go wrong?
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Medevac called after person struck in the head by a cow in what sounds to be Twister cosplay gone wrong
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Harry Potter-themed bar crawl' sounds like something that will have you mistaking Professor McGonagall for Hermione at the end of the night
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Viewers in the UK are having night terrors over an anti-fraud commercial from Barclays because "the woman's face is so scary" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sharks attack two children in New York. Jets called in
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these blueprint tourists
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Hey, free sharks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nothing like a steam pipe explosion to start your day in Manhattan
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(KIWA Radio)
 
 
 
At the Lyon County Fair, exhibitions include making ole bolen (a Dutch pastry), making spec 'n dicken (a German pastry), making lefse (a Norwegian pastry), making butter, making rope, and pulling taffy. But the crowds are into the making of bacon
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
Nothing's too good for the U.S. military. They get the best weapons, armor, sex toys, reconnaissance gear... wait, back up a sec (NSFW)
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