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Thu April 18, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mumps outbreak at Indiana fraternity promises fewer dudebros born in coming decades
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fire at Notre Dame Cathedral likely caused by electrical short circuit. Newton Crosby unavailable for comment
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(UPI)
 
 
 
From camera found in bear droppings: Snowboarders record video of interaction with bear cub
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's a High Five for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
National Enquirer sold for $100 millions so it can hang out at airports
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dilapidated town
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: A NJ dentist's sexy lawn display that's not only controversial but also philanthropic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Corado Corado arrested arrested for for child child porn porn
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Man arrested for trying to find buried treasure left behind by gambling executive Ted Binion in his yard, vault, smoker, BBQ oven, fallout shelter, drainage ditch, etc
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A giant robot helped keep Notre Dame standing during the fire, although it was presumably only there looking for Sarah Connor
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The future of sex robots is here - fake feet with built-in privates (NSFW)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
We built this city on (checks notes) monster turd-bergs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The Florida teenager who was arrested last month for attempting the 'RKO; wrestling move on his principal, has been arrested once again - this time for trying the finishing move on a plastic alligator at a mall
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
You can now thank Florida for blood-sucking worms. Oh, and they're spreading
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Realtors, having tried everything else to sell property, are turning increasingly to sex ballet (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this cyclist and the devil
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Want to be happier? Turn off your TV and put away your phone. Don't you feel happier already?
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man sleeping in dumpster ends up in trash truck missing his leg
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum pranks daughter with cheeky 'Pornhub payment' bank transfer reference after giving her a tenner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If your computer visited Google recently, it may have been exposed to measles
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Hundreds of naked people to descend upon NYC for art project. As usual New Yorkers won't notice a thing
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Summer in the midwest is gonna Suuuuuuuuuuuuck
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Old? Starting to forget things? Just wear this hat made of magnets, and voila -- normal memory restored
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these painted pebbles
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Security guards stop a member of the bridge-and-tunnel contingent inside NYC's St Patrick's Cathedral with full gas cans and lighters. Subby is sure he had a good excuse
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Oh noes, the holy bees of Notre Dame may have gone to honey heaven after the inferno
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(MIPT)
 
 
 
Im steuk tü my stol. ïm så väry skård. Hjälp
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A podcast about the Dildonian first family
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Anti-bail group posts bail for man accused of spousal abuse, who allegedly promptly goes home and kills his wife. Anti-bail group says "no one could have predicted this tragedy"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Confirmed: Commodore committed commode contravention
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
No
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
If extraterrestrial life visited NYC, would anyone even notice?
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Oh hail no
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
The Michigan Department of Environmental Quality announced a $77.7 million loan to the city. Interest will be zero percent and 100 percent of the principal will be forgiven, effectively making it a grant. About. FARKING. Time
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're translating the words "Alcohol Free" make sure you translate them in the correct order
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(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 728: "To a 'T'". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 17, 2019
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The Sheriff said, "Often, the only way can we can identify a residence that is making meth is when they blow themselves up"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I took that bat and hit him upside the head like 'pi-yah!' He said 'Ow!'"
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Las Vegas is #1 in something that absolutely nobody is surprised about. It may be the desert, but make sure you wear a raincoat when you go out
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(The Hutchinson News)
 
 
 
Kids, ages ranging from 8 to 11, accused of making Pretty Prairie a little less pretty
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Maybe now they can afford a file folder
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
One of the divers who rescued the boys trapped in a Thailand cave is, say it with me kids, trapped in a cave
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Step 1: insert coal. Step 2: make diamonds. Step 3: trade for drugs
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(Politico)
 
 
 
U.S. government continues its winless streak in court cases involving Guantanamo "military tribunals," otherwise referred to as sovereign citizen authoritarian play-acting
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(DW)
 
 
 
Would you like your antibiotic superbug extra crispy or spicy?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Israeli stewardess in coma after contracting measles. She was only vaccinated with one dose instead of two, possibly to reduce the risk of autism
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Deadly duck-eating piranhas found in Yorkshire, England lake. Authorities say humans could be next, especially if they're dressed in a l'orange sauce (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Wanabe Houdini's skeletal remains found chained to a tree two years after he disappeared. Geoff Peterson is wanted for questioning (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: What I learned at the petting zoo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Moops. MOOPS
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