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Sun December 08, 2019
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Regardless of your vehicle's capabilities, when operating a vehicle your full attention is required at all times to ensure safe driving"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman catches boyfriend cheating because of Fitbit activity at 4AM. I keep mine on my wrist, not my, uh, er, tallywacker (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Performance artist eats banana that was part of $120k art installation. $120k? Where do they shop? Whole Foods?
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Sat December 07, 2019
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
PlayStation celebrates its 25th anniversary; Nintendo still regrets trying to put Sony in a corner and taking Phillips to the prom instead
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
$1 billion is almost the same as $320,000
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen my Emotional Support Scorpion? Oh there it is
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
High-performance minivan? Shut up and take my money. 'Murica tag is for the only country that can make it happen
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Hate Christmas music? How would you like it piped into your living quarters all. Night. Long. Oh the jingle bells. What a tale their terror tells. The jangling and the wrangling. In the clamor and the clangor of the bells. They are Ghouls
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
We didn't start the fire -- our dog did
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this biker
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It is the 78th anniversary of Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor. Lauren Bruner was the second-to-last man to make it off the USS Arizona. His ashes will be interred within the ship at sunset. He will be the 44th and last survivor to rejoin his shipmates
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not news: Russian air defense shoots down drone. News: American drone. Fark: over Tripoli
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't mind the buzzing, it's just my emotional support beehive
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
News: Woman forced to change out of her "Hail Satan" shirt by American Airlines. Fark: She was flying from Sodom to Gomorrah
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his hair
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Burgle me once, shame on you. Burgle me twice shame on me. Burgle me four times and I may get around to watching the video evidence of my former employee repeatedly breaking into my business
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Even if he only has a couple of weeks, or a couple of months, of happiness, we've done our job." Welcome to Caturday
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Drunk driver with 94 bottles of booze in her car and heroin in her pocket kills teenage girl in hit-and-run after only getting 5 verses into the song
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis aldermen try to ban guns in public parks by calling them child care facilities
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
If a train going 30 mph slams into a semi carrying automobiles sitting still, how many cars get destroyed?
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(Wausau Daily Herald)
 
 
 
The deputy mayor of Wausau, Wisconsin wants you to know that it isn't really illegal to have a snowball fight or throw a snowball there. Wausau police are more than happy to stage an epic snowball fight. The mayor? Not so much. With video goodness
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Delta fires flight attendant for stealing carton of milk. She thinks it was really due to her $250,000 a year salary. Still no word why ticket prices are so high
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Six Saudis arrested over Pensacola attack including three who filmed the shooting
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Put down my phone? How about my phone meets your face...since 2006
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Beer for dogs, blankets filled with nightmares, and boxes of bad taxidermy: A holiday gift guide for Farkers
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(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
Indiana police seek person who stole 18 puppies. Culprit described as tall, slim, wearing a white fur coat, drives erratically, and smokes like a chimney
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
How to average 103 MPH over 2,800 miles without a single ticket.YMMV
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Kids these days will do anything to make their parents buy them a car ...like keying a brand-new BMW at the dealership to make dad buy it for them
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