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Tue December 07, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Precious Blood Elementary School finds Omicron variant. Well, yeah
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio Supreme Court says a man's mailbox is his castle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian woman's brother and mother are accused of beheading her in an 'honor killing" after she married a man without their permission. Cops are pretty sure it was them because they posed for a selfie with the severed head afterwards
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Whip out a "Candle Salad" at your next din-din party to get tongues & eye-brows waggling. Especially the tongues
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad: nearly 70 Spanish medics test positive after a Christmas party. Worse: most worked in the ICU. Sign of the times: they were fully vaxxed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
She's just like one of us. Except for that whole "heir to the Dutch throne" thing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fungal gastropod
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Headline: Vandals deface church with satanic imagery. TFA: Some kids wrote "Hail Satan, 666" and "Kill God" in chalk, on the floor of an outdoor pavilion
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Ever read an article that's just one long humblebrag? Exhibit A
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CPS investigated the Crumbley family, but quickly found out they were rich and white so didn't do anything
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(Global Air)
 
 
 
The oldest Farker out there has prepared a special Pearl Harbor day homepage for us. Check it out, not many of them left
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(Fark)
 
 
 
HEY, cats and kittens, it's your weekly Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday, December 7, 2021 What's shakin'?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
The sheeple have awakened and they're out for blood
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Unlike your mom, mice getting slimmer, sexier
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
Okay, settle down and de-clutch your pearls. That woman in North Carolina was arrested before she could smoke marijuana live on the internet
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(NBC 25 News)
 
 
 
News: Mid-Michigan high school takes action in response to Oxford shooting. Fark: by banning hoods and backpacks
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Jingle bells, Batman smells, the cliff done laid an egg. (Wait... what?)
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Police screw up traffic notice prohibiting right turns at specific intersection, give back over 10 grand in fines they collected. Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane shakes his head in disbelief
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(Pottstown Mercury)
 
 
 
80 years ago, December 7, 1941, a day that lives in infamy, the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor ... or something like that. Tag for all Americans who died that day
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
State remains most dangerous place in America for bicyclists, pedestrians, manatees
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Iran's newest spy ship begins trials, calibrates its sensor suites by aiming them at the bottom of the dry dock
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Mon December 06, 2021
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
In the who didn't see that coming department, those Apple air tags to help you not lose things? Car thieves are placing them on high end vehicles they spot in public, then track them to their home location to steal them
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Well you can only execute me once .... however I did do that thing twice
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Loose camel towed home
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
That is a nice amount of cocaine
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From the "dog ate my homework" book of excuses - the guinea pig chewed my hair off
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(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Pile burning scheduled for this week. Subby hopes it's out by then
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kitten eagerly seeking Ninja Turtle autographs rescued from storm drain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rock
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Vampire slayer menaces denizens of NYC's underground
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
What a hunter may look like
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Some Farker will say the real crime wasn't stealing a car, burglary, stealing a rifle, arson or murder, but the Coors Light
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The World is burning, and the Associated Press was there. Maybe they caused it?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York City mandates two doses of COVID-19 vaccine for private-sector employees ages 5-11, or something like that. Headline needs more commas
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Phone of murder suspect Googled how can cops identify a murder scene
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
They Might Be Forty
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Something that men are better at than women: Spreading COVID
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Minnesota, the murder trial of Officer Potter is opening. She stands accused of killing an unarmed Black motorist and casting the Tazerus confundus charm on herself
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The world has everything it needs to end the coronavirus pandemic, which would be great news except that it also has a whole lot of very stupid, selfish people
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Unhalfbricking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Futurama did it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Derby winning horse Medina Spirit now just Medina
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'll be looking forward to the follow-up video in which the lady tearfully announces that both of her cats have gone missing and that she's offering a reward for their recovery
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening people with a gun in a bowling alley. Shortly after screaming, "Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shiat about the rules? Mark it ZERO"
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Megadeth launched their own crypto-currency, SMEGMA. Oh wait, sorry. That's $MEGA. The Band hopes that the value will inflate to the size of Dave Mustaine's ego
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(AP News)
 
 
 
New trial granted for Black man convicted by jury that deliberated in room full of Confederate symbiology. I fail to see what states' rights have to do with anything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Navy, Sunday evening: We're sorry we contaminated the water on Oahu. We're paying for hotel rooms right now while we flush the water systems in affected homes. Oh, when will we actually fix the problem that caused this? Uh...*smoke bomb*
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(AP News)
 
 
 
How to protect yourself from the Omicron variant: Do all the same shiat they've been telling you to do for the past year and a half, and by "they" not the horse dewormer people
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Last name checks out
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Musicals, 1960s TV, uncommon animals, and sports venues are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov 21-27 Christmas Lights Edition
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