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Tue August 14, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police frown upon men who spank hippos at the LA Zoo
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl gets sweet revenge on dad because he talks too much on his phone, throws it into the sea
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
NWS revises alert system because nobody remembers what's a watch and what's a warning
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman being booked into jail had two cans of fart spray in her purse. Looking at the mugshot, it seems that even one can would have been redundant
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It may be that the FDA went too far in its assessment of the dangers around shooting vaginas with laser beams
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual armchair
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Male Model Convicted of Murdering Rival". Man, the Zoolander reboot went really dark
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Honestly, who uses a Ford Fiesta to carry out a terrorist attack?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Boys hunting for raccoons mistaken for prowlers. And that's not even remotely the strangest story in this police blotter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Supreme
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Motorway bridge in Italy collapses, dozens feared dead
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher who just had sex with two students, you probably shouldn't brag about a couple of hours later in a group text
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Yeah, well, okay, I never got a degree. But it wasn't my intention to lie or deceive anyone by printing out a fake one and publishing pictures with me next to it
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
A bear walks into a liquor store and says to the clerk, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts." The clerk asks, "Why the big pause?"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
UK Parliament on lockdown for possible terror attack: Car crashes into security barrier gates at Westminster - pedestrians injured
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
You would think of all people, Governor Rick Scott would welcome a red wave
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland cookbook provides recipes for meals both humans and dogs can eat. So, pretty much the same as any cookbook
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like their first smile, their first steps, their first laugh - a child's first scam is something a parent will cherish forever
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
"I've seen everything from beer cans to deer heads tossed in the toilets," says one expert on the skyrocketing cost of maintaining Montana's backcountry outhouses. The core problem, though? "More people are taking dumps"
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Mon August 13, 2018
(Some Boo)
 
 
 
New 'haunted' whiskey bar opening in Vancouver. They guarantee to serve spirits
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A Baltimore police officer suspended after a video goes viral that shows him beating a man and repeatedly kicking him in the head, when he was already lying prone on the ground
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
City of Bel-Nor, Missouri intent on exorcising unkempt home appearances. TFA complete with head-scratching pictures of immaculate homes
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Just a little cool billboard fun. Seeing these all over South Carolina
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man with machete-arms arrested. Man with scissor-hands looks around nervously
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you strike out with the ladies after having to be driven home from the bar, don't take it out on the driver. His employer might think highly of him, know how to use social media, and earn the Cool tag
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Vegandale. Yes, it's as obnoxious as it sounds
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
From the "when life gives you lemons" files: Your mugshot leads to getting makeup tip requests
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Alas, poor Marcus, I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photographer
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight (8PM EDT) Paul's Memory Bank brings you a 2 hour sampling of music that was added to my iTunes library in the month of August (2010-2018)
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists discover why some people are sinister
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Cold sore scary as coronary canary
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stray dog adopted by American troops during the First World War survived 17 battles, saved hundreds of lives, and even caught a German spy (w/ pics)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thanks to the financial meltdown of 2008, in 25 years we may face a surge in serial killers. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida authorities file manslaughter charges against the "parking patrol shooter" who gunned down an unarmed black man during a dispute over a handicapped parking space after realizing even their state couldn't get away with this one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Science proves that rich people are assholes. "People driving expensive cars - like a brand-new Mercedes - were four times more likely to ignore right-of-way laws than those in cheap cars like an old beat-up Honda"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The FDA Has Cleared Its First Digital Birth Control App. I think it's called "Pokemon Go"
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
There really is a Fashion Police
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Begun the crazy copycat pilot wars have
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cat in a box
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
High school counselor gets the boot after 15 years for having a wife and kid in violation of employment contract
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Freeway crash leads to fight. Fight leads to one driver being killed. Surviving driver continues on foot, is hit and killed by a third driver. It's the circle of ... well, not life, but something
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Your dog gets steak. In Ohio
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever been tempted to moon a Nazi death camp and wondered what might happen if you did, today is your lucky day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Move over, block 'o cheese eating woman, this man eating a stick of butter on the subway has got you beat
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
So, turns out that the sheep in New Zealand are good for more than staying warm on a cold night
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(Pedestrian)
 
 
 
There's a job going at Area 51 if you can fly an A737, love secret alien tech and like chain smoking
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The latest thing you're doing wrong? You might want to sit down for this
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Aviation expert claims flight simulators could have taught the Sea-Tac plane thief to fly. To be fair, Surgeon Simulator taught subby to throw up the horns in front of a patient, and you don't want to know what was learned from Goat Simulator
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you see a firetruck driving wildly around York County, PA, it may be stolen
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