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Sat November 17, 2018
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Not content with illegally importing painkillers to use for executions, the Nebraska Attorney General cracks down on the scourge of CBD oil
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
This flu season consider using whiskey instead of modern medicine
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Weird news: Naked man tells cops convoluted story about kidnapping, dancer, "Gentleman's Club", Jeep for sale and snorting a line. Fark: Seems to check out
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Thomas the Tank Engine where you wouldn't expect to find him
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Airline being sued for letting a fat person on a flight. This should be a calm, rational discussion. I mean, it's not like we're talking about HOAs, pizza, urban cyclists or guns, right?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Utility regulator wants to assure everyone that taxpayers will be on the hook for California's wild fires and the responsible parties will just walk away
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Almost a year to the day after contact was lost, the wreck of the Argentine navy submarine ARA San Juan has been located on the South Atlantic seafloor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What parents should know about teen vaping, other than they'll never look as cool as the smokers did when they went to school
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The one when they called police on the black guy for being in a yogurt shop. "He was scary"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In today's episode of childhood memories: The school book fair
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
11/20 is the new 4/20
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
This lady needs a new car and a new boyfriend. Also, towing yards are dicks
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Photoshop these artistic animals
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
From salons to libraries to recording studios, some felines like helping their humans with their daily tasks. You're lucky if Fluffy deigns to sit on your lap when you're posting on Caturday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The joys of living in a van down by the river
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Authorities seize 110 illegal firearms, a rocket launcher, two pipe bombs, and several pounds of meth and fentanyl. To be fair, once you get locked into a serious weapons and drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Rape a woman who is overdosing in your bedroom, watch her die, then share nude pics of her body with your buddies before trying to dump the corpse. Well then, you can expect to spend almost THREE years in prison, MISTER
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
When the county commissioner says he is the master race / We'll heil -pffft- heil -pffft- right in der fuhrer's face
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(Mixmag)
 
 
 
The right sleeve comes two sizes larger than the left (not safe for work)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A car with 100,000 miles? Meh. Here's an obit on a guy who put 3.2 million miles on his 1966 Volvo. Too bad he can't take the car with him
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
LEAVE VEGANS ALONE. They work hard daily to share the benefits of a plant-based diet to our bodies and our environment, and YOU BASTARDS just shiat on them for it. LEAVE VEGANS ALONE. Go after evangelical dickbags, they deserve your hate
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Fri November 16, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Innovative Welsh social program is introduced to the U.S. seeking to eliminate violence, vowels
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
When police arrested him he asked them why and they told him "don't act like you don't know," but he honestly didn't, and fortunately just happened to take a selfie at the exact right time to prove that
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
False fire alert caused by a parrot impersonating a smoke alarm
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(Radio.com)
 
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So glad I was wearing my brown pants yesterday -- Was sitting in a New Orleans-area coffee shop when an elderly driver mistook it for a farmer's market. (SFW video of aftermath)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this painter
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon jail inmates drunk on hand sanitizer escape work crew on ATV. To the tune of yakety sax probably
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(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Let's talk Gun Control and count the number of ways this is stupid
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(Daily NK)
 
 
 
So, what kind of manufacturing job is so horrible that China would outsource it to Best Korea?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Film director who doesn't trust banks had all his money in "fireproof" safe at his California home. I think you see where this is headed
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Traveling this Thanksgiving weekend? You're doing it wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
United Nations finally gets around to sending stern letter about Khmer Rouge. Next up, that Genghis Khan guy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's a super-recognizer able to apprehend a criminal with a single glance
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(NPR)
 
 
 
University-funded study proves that students taking out loans to attend college or university is actually a good thing ... for the student. So borrow away, kids, and stack up those literature degrees
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Illustrated Japanese history of America from 1861 recounts the time John Adams summoned an eagle to kill the giant snake that ate his mom
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kicker
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oxford Dictionary's words of the year for 2018 are perfectly cromulent, as always
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese pilots have failed nineteen breathalyzer tests in one year
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Driver on coke doing 104mph in residential area flips car. Bonus: Crashes into brand new police station
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Not news: Taking the subway. News: Cop arrests you for failing to hold the escalator hand rail. Fark: Supreme Court of Canada to decide your case
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Divers have found the remains of a 90-year-old shipwreck in Lake Huron. Fark: the ship was sunk by a herd of cows
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
What you should expect when illegally passing a school bus. Now with deputy goodness
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Angry elephant charges forest officials in jeep." Wow I didn't even know elephants could drive
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Thieves caught stealing $1,400 worth of butter from a grocery store in Vancouver BC. How's that legal weed working out for you, Canada?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two men become numbers 33 and 34 in Las Vegas black book of banned gamblers
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The inevitable evolution of "cut your own Christmas tree" farms: whack your own turkey
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? 'Cuz I gotta tell you, I didn't know it was against the rules to have sex in my police cruiser. With a prostitute. While I was off duty"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Hilarious" internet prank asks you to text your parents and ask how long you need to microwave a 25 pound turkey. Unfortunately it seems many of your parents are Farkers
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Thunderbird' sighting in the sky leaves nutters on the ground scurrying for protection from the huge mythic creature (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's reason a white person called police on a black person: using free wifi while being black
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