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Tue December 18, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Bar fight at McFadden's pub leaves several charged, injured, hung over
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Want to go on a bar crawl but need an excuse? Make it a historical sight seeing adventure with this list of the oldest bars in Pennsylvania
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Americans: "Back in my day, things were DIFFERENT." Chinese: "Oh, you mean like 97% poverty to 5% poverty in 40 years different?" Americans: *shuffles back into WalMart, staring at feet*
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hey, let L.A. keep bars open til 4 AM, which is the case in Atlanta at least 40 years ago. L.A. is a strange, weird ghost town starting around 1 AM. This could change things
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
Because the judge will believe that you are a perfectly reasonable and stable person and give you custody of your children if you set their mother on farking fire at her workplace. Bonus- jackass accidentally set himself on fire too
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Scientists have invented a way to shrink cameras and robots to nanoscale, but don't worry, it'll totally only be used for good... *drops phone in glass of water and moves to woods
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pompeii authorities agree on an evacuation plan in case Vesuvius erupts. This is not a repeat from AD 79
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Troll Patrol has found the enemy and it is us
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Tumblr's porn filter blocked Tumblr's example images that were supposed to illustrate what Tumblr's porn filter won't block (mildly NSFW images)
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Q: How many chucks could New York ban if New York could ban chucks? A: Nun
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This years' hot Christmas toy is Yellies - toy spiders move faster when you scream at them. Now put that mechanism into a Ken doll and you have a perfect relationship simulation toy
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this digital city
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man battles 18-foot Burmese python for 30 minutes, lives to laugh about it
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google updating Chrome so that when you click the back button to hide the porn site you "accidentally stumbled onto" when your wife walks into the room it will actually take you back to the previous site and not just reload that porn site
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Perhaps "We're All Gonna Die" isn't the BEST choice for a banner, front-page headline on a newspaper; but it IS a New Jersey paper so...yeah. For you millennials out there, newspapers were hard copies of yesterday's news
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The age-old story: Virgin falls in love with the first woman he has sex with. Awkward: It's a prostitute he was assigned on his three day trip to Sex Island
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(USDA)
 
 
 
"Tips for Eating Cannibal Sandwiches this Holiday Season". Surprisingly not satire
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're gonna do it/ Give us any chance, we'll take it./ Give us any rule, we'll break it./ We're gonna make our dreams come true./ Doin' it our way
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
911, what's the emergency? We have a black man trying to cash a ridiculously high paycheck of $1000. There's no way a black man can be paid that much
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you have any pains? Do you wear a seat belt? Are you afraid of your partner? Is there a gun in your house? Do you want us to sterilize you?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Astrologist captures "best UFO footage of all time" - OF ALL TIME - after exploring the moon's surface. Confirmed by the pixels (possible NSFW content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman votes for Trump so he can build that wall, finds out that her home will be on the Mexican side of it
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Trump Foundation is doing such a great job of winning that it is dissolving
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
TSA estimates a record breaking 46 million crotches felt or photographed this holiday flying season
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"As the shark clamps onto the diver's leg, screams can be heard underwater and another man wrestles the fish off its victim. Once the shark lets go, a plume of what appears to be blood can be seen spreading into the surrounding waters." (with video)
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
It's not clear how local residents thought authorities would get rid of the "nuisance ducks", but apparently they didn't expect "blood everywhere". Large hunting dog seen snickering in nearby bushes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Roommate killed over musical choice. Kid Rock is annoying so who can blame the guy. I had a roommate who loved Uriah Heep. We all have our breaking points
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Best-selling military author captures incredible new Loch Ness Monster picture showing 'bird-like' Nessie with 4ft neck and rugby-ball head
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Millennials are now killing fiscal solvency: Student debt tops $1.46 trillion, more than doubling since 2009. Or maybe the boomers are to blame for this one
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photographer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Staff at Luton airport decorate an Airbus A320 with 1.5 miles of LED micro bulbs for a show that will warm the cockles of even your cynical heart
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
"A Mandeville woman's unconventional dragon themed Christmas display has gone viral after her neighbors sent her an anonymous note asking if she was 'in a demonic cult.'" Fark: It's well-known urban fantasy author Diana Rowland
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana man reports being shot at by guy who mistook him for Bigfoot because he wasn't wearing orange
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Two Chicago police officers walked onto railroad tracks to investigate a report of shots fired. Then it hit them
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Since this is Fark, you can probably guess why a restaurant named 'Flames' is in the news
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The TV show's hosts were unable to explain why the cutting-edge "Robot" was taking swigs of vodak throughout the presentation
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a life sized Thomas the Tank Engine
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Child abuse increases after kids bring their report cards home. That'll teach 'em not to fail their classes
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Porch Pirates are getting aggressive. No longer waiting for items to be left on porches
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Struggling with the addiction to masturbation? Reach out to me and we will beat it together, said one post in a quote attributed to Jesus." Facepalm tag is without a tissue so it gives the Awkward tag a freebie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old news, sure, but still worth two Our Fathers and a WTF
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Image of Jesus appears in Canada. Now where in Canada would that place be? Go on guess. You are correct
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Eleven police officers suspended after 'unintentional' shooting at party. Eleven?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
He's lucky...in a way
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Somebody pet your dog without asking. Do you cut them, and if so, how many times? Show all work
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Mon December 17, 2018
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Stores in Green Bay display lifesize cardboard cutout of police chief that warns against shoplifting. Challenge accepted
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(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
Knock knock. Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Saviour, personal data theft?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to know what's going to happen in 2019? Here's a time traveler from 2030 to provide some vague non-specific answers
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
For Your Mockery: The worst new tech gadgets of 2018
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
A radio station in CA: you know, "Baby It's Cold Outside" has kinda a date-rapey vibe to it, so we're just gonna play the OTHER sixteen gazillion Christmas songs instead. Kentucky radio station: hold our teeth and watch this
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