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Fri January 19, 2024
	Rhymes with Spicoli source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	5
	Still not an Airbus source: nbcmiami.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Need advice about installing a home theater system in a currently unfinished basement rec room: wired or wireless, and how many channels? source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	68
	Next time when you order from Amazon remember that their workers are told to be subservant and work untill they die source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	37
	Photoshop this plane warning source: 4.bp.blogspot.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	That's not how you do the electric slide source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Queen Camilla cancels her trip to London to nurse the King's prostate. Sounds kinky but someone has to do it before his upcoming operation source: thesun.ie \| share: Copy Link	18
	You wouldn't hose down someone with a home, would you? source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	27
	Old & Busted: The X-Files is real. New Icy-Hot Craziness: Stargate SG-1 is real (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	37
	Spoiler: They're from Africa source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Michigan school district calls for a ceasefire in the Israel-Hamas war. Sure why not, maybe someone will listen source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Non-observant Muslims were being harassed. So the school took away Muslim prayer. Now a student is suing to get it back. The aristocrats source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	Got a cold? Shock your schnoz, nuke your nostrils, tweak your beak, zoot your snoot source: themessenger.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Jeff "Lex" Bezos, who owns a big gross mansion compound on Maui, grandly pledged $100 million of his pocket change to residents after the Lahaina fire. Magically, no one seems to be able to find it source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	"Experienced" hiker earns final bit of experience, courtesy of notoriously savage winter weather of New Hampshire's White Mountains source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	65
	If you see that $100K is mistakenly deposited in your bank account, do you: (a) spend it source: nj.com \| share: Copy Link	62
(Some Wannabe)	Caption this performer at a cattle-call audition source: static.life.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Wealthy Americans without kids are leaving their estates to their pampered pets source: themessenger.com \| share: Copy Link	74
	Just a reminder that it is virtually impossible to become a billionaire without also being an awful human being source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	78
	Man had a case of hair of the dog, after the hair sample that put him in prison was actually dog hair source: reason.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	"What if we just pilfered everyone and blamed it on Democrats?" source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Suddenly...cows source: 9news.com.au \| share: Copy Link	18
	Janitor beaten for enforcing the school dress code source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	65
	Man, who spent 14 years wrongfully imprisoned while claiming that he knew who really did it, was telling the truth the whole time - cops source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	Man to spend 50 years in a Thai prison for mocking the king source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	80
	Are you still into quiet luxury? That's so 2023. All the cool kids are into loud budgeting now source: cnbc.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	Bad news, Alaska. You might want to sign up for Russian lessons source: news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	87
	"A man faked his own death to avoid rape charges in Utah, police say. Now he's stating in court that he's someone else" source: edition.cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Welcome to McAlester, Oklahoma, a tiny little town in the heartland where almost everyone living there has been sued by the local hospital source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	77
	Bill Cook: God will kill anyone who refuses to believe Trump was cheated in 2020 source: rightwingwatch.org \| share: Copy Link	125
	Photoshop this strange dome (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	19
	"Ladies and gentlemen, all cellular telephones and other portable electronic devices must be turned off and stowed for departure. Just ignore the iPhone recording minors in the lavatory" source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	68
	Funny coincidence that nearly all the newspapers in the county are stolen when the story breaks about violent rapes that occurred at the police chief's house source: denverpost.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Goodwill store seeks donations for Goodwill store after fire destroys Goodwill store source: nj.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Day 695 of WW3: Kyiv cross-border drone attack causes huge fire after hitting oil facility in St. Petersburg. Russian outlets are claiming that (though supposedly shot down) the drone struck between two fuel tanks. It's your Friday Ukraine war thread source: independent.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	293
	Speeding driver finds out the hard way there's snow reason to speed during a snow storm, crashes directly into plow while trying to overtake semi on NY road source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Stunt car goes off safety mode while filming road safety ad source: 9news.com.au \| share: Copy Link	15
	Just in case anyone who survived the pandemic didn't already know this, "doing your own research" isn't all it's cracked up to be source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	62
	Because they're Canadian? source: bc.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	13
	Sure, your Dad may have embarrassed you in elementary school, but did he ever shoot himself in the leg during parent night? source: twincities.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Private moon lander successfully burns up over Pacific source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	It's not Flag Day but go ahead and let your freak flag fly source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	It's a bummer when you get billed for over 1M gallons of water used, and worse when your appeal is denied, but it's really over the top to win a reprieve and then have it rescinded and the original bill reinstated on a property without a water line source: news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	58
	Is it: A) don't have them in the first place, B) pay only using cash you have already earned, or C) Did you know that with every purchase you can earn rewards good for flights, hotel bookings, local restaurants and more, PLUS get .001% cash back? source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	101
	"Please have your seatbelts fastened and your tray tables in the upright positions, and oh, by the way, the man in seat 4C beat the shiat out of stage four cancer" source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Amazon: you will pay a subscription for our hallucinating AI spying device and like it source: gizmodo.com \| share: Copy Link	72

Thu January 18, 2024
	Once again the simple horse and buggy are proven vastly superior to the newfangled horseless carriage source: thedrive.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Five shot in Tenderloin, unclear if other loins involved source: kron4.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	$600,000 worth of Lego seized from Latrobe Valley man. And some drugs source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	32
	Finally, a nice quiet airplane flight in the best seat in the house, until the airplane engineer gets the door open source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	17

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