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Wed January 29, 2020
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan decides to stop worrying about when the scary virus will arrive and just imports it wholesale
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Navy SEAL gets promotion after strangling Green Beret. Trump pardon to come next
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Floridaman donates $60.00 of gas to Fire Dept
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Remember that explosion in Houston last week at Watson Grinding? CEO of the company who promised to repair all the damaged homes just went into full weasel mode and backed off that promise
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Tue January 28, 2020
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Schreck charged with burglary and theft; was just trying to make himself a little green
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant's death has put a real focus on serious gaps in helicopter safety, so be careful before you take your next helicopter trip. Oh, you've never taken a helicopter trip? No plans to take one? Well, OK then. Just, you know. Be safe
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cobbler in England who had his thumb cut off in a shoe accident had it replaced with a big toe. Which took care of the problem of him being all thumbs
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(Dunkirk Observer)
 
 
 
Deer-scaring cannons make sleepless nights for Hanover neighbors, great band name
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
It's totally normal to put a criminal suspect in the front seat of a police cruiser. Totally normal, nothing unusual about that at all. Nothing unusual about that and what is the worst that could happen?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump wants to suspend all China-US flights because of coronavirus. SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING might be in play
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tourist attractions, online dating, the impeachment trial, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 19-25: Bad Emojis Edition
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Come to Australia, home of Koalas, Kangaroos, and secret long-lost members of the Royal Family (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
NASA adding a Ten Forward to the ISS for space tourists. Whoopi Goldberg expected to tend the bar (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
King Albert- is the father
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: What if Fark's squirrel had a children's storybook about him? What would the cover look like?
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Harvard professor fails to disclose $50,000 per month he was receiving from China for his ties to a Chinese program that recruited scientists and paid them to share their expertise at Chinese universities. Yeah that's an arresting by the FBI
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Message in a bottle. Florida: Message on a toddler
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Comedy Central caught in "Lone Gunmen-9/11" sitch over "Chamberlain Heights" episode depicting Kobe dying in helicopter crash. Scrubs all online references, asks fans not to post. Yeah, good luck with that
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Thirteen Super Bowl party "ideas," including get lots of beer, get lots of dip, and serve your chips in a bowl that looks like a stadium. Thanks, Captain Cosmopolitan Obvious. Plug tag because an admin read TFA
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man hits girlfriend with hammer while driving on I-75. TFA doesn't mention how he motorized a hammer or what mileage it gets
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Because the Catholic Church hasn't done it, we assembled the only nationwide database of 'Credibly Accused of Abuse' priests. You're welcome
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Homework is pointless, according to new study by the Sooper Cool Layzee Perents Commishun
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Woman unhappy with her 6-figure salary tech job shares the secrets of how she decided to take the plunge into becoming a full-time freelance writer with no other supports but her masters degree, 3 previously published books, and jet setting husband
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Please note: when the bailiff says "All rise" he doesn't mean for you to get high
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You get an electric car tax credit, and you get an electric car tax credit, and you get an electric car tax credit, and you get an electric car tax credit, and wait a minute - did all of you actually buy an electric car?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Philly Police release photo of man suspected of stealing a backpack containing $500,000 worth of jewelry from a downtown hotel; still haven;t explained why the FARK anybody would be carrying half a mil in jewelry in a BACKPACK, or in Philly at all
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Photoshop this classic car collection
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Prisoner escapes while in a bathroom at the Newark airport, may be hiding in the ceiling. Bonus: he was in the custody of the CBP
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
7.7 earthquake strikes in Caribbean between Cuba and Jamaica, tsunami alert. Jerk-flavored cigars for everyone
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Enjoy this veteran's reaction on "Antiques Roadshow" when he learns that his $345 Rolex is now worth $700,000
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former NHL goalie arrested for massacring a hotel in Bowling Green, KY. Never forget
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Chipotle fined $1.3MM for abusing children, making them eat there
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Evil HOAs, Choose Your Own Apocalypse, and taste buds in your pants
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Rhode Island lawmakers will consider a bill to ban the intentional release of balloons outside. This is not a repeat from two years ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New CBP strategy: just question them until they give up and go home
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Exes will be eaten live during a 3-day anti-Valentine's Day promotion
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Mother of meme star sues Rep. Steve King. Class action lawsuit involving Doge, Scumbag Steve, and Neil deGrasse Tyson expected to follow
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York names "Cannabis Czar" to explain to stoned New Yorkers the proliferation of historically Russian titles in US politics
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
If you had 'Convicted Navy SEAL war criminal launches video attack threatening former SEAL teammates who accused him of murder' on your bingo card, step up and collect your prize
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a bid to increase "diversity", Mattel to introduce two new Barbie dolls with realistic skin conditions like vitiligo and alopecia, and, of course, barbie's signature absolutely unrealistic and unattainable body proportions
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Couple filmed having wild sex in window above Nice and Sleazy bar with no sense of irony
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man arraigned for murdering his wife, whose most recent Google search was "What to do if you're pregnant and your husband is angry"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
US Navy sub encountered Nimitz UFO in the abyss 4 years after Nimitz sighting, say it was traveling at 550 mph (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The beds were comfortable, but there was a persistent buzzing sound. The honey at breakfast was delightful though. Overall, I give it a grade Bee"
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Trend alert: superman ice cream whole house palletes
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When running from the police, try not to carjack an undercover cop. And don't expect a pretty mugshot after you violently resisted arrest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you absolutely have to be flogged in Indonesia, try the all-female flogging squad. You won't be disappointed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Brit has just climbed one of the most remote mountains in the world, with no outside help. How remote is it? Before he climbed it, just ten people had seen it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
You can now check Coronavirus outbreaks in real time with this handy dashboard
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Ever wondered if your anti-virus software was auctioning off your porn-search data?
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