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Wed May 12, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ah Spring. The weather gets warmer, The flowers begin to bloom and the weatherwomen begin to multiply
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The flying of Nazi and Confederate flags prompt investigation of possible hate crime in, Canada?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Don't stress about getting gas
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Photoshop this RNA
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A New Zealand One Shoes employee stands accused of taking covert photos of his customers and co-workers before committing sexual acts with their footwear. Will be hoofing his way to jail
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(MSN)
 
 
 
PSA: If you a buying a new car using a stolen identity it's really not a good idea to let the dealership take a picture of you with your new whip
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Cops, are you sure you got the right guy? Guy: *thumbs up*
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
2-year-old shoots parents and the recoil takes him out before he can finish them off
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
The coolest high temperature on May 12th in the Raleigh, NC area was 58. This record was set in 1960. Today's Raleigh high was 57. Subby's crazy uncle: "Where's your global warming now?"
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Come for the Magic Eye carpet, stay for the exhibitionist bathtub
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
18 images show hoarders' response to the gas shortage: barreling it like Walter White's cash, topping off Jacuzzi-sized plastic tanks which threaten to snap truck axles, and loading car trunks with trash bags filled with flammable, flammable gas
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A headline on Fark \ Yes, it is Limerick Day \ nope, let's do Haiku. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, National Limerick Day Haiku edition
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge determines that there were multiple aggravating factors in the Derek Chauvin trial. Welcome to the party, pal
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Roidflake
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You see, the key to being a penguin at the London Aquarium is to kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's biatch. Then everything will be okay
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Israel vows to make things go boom until things stop going boom
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah restaurant bar requiring vaccination card and ID. Of course the mouthbreathers have a problem with this
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Welcome to My NIghtmare ... if your nightmare is being quarantined on a cruise ship
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Slacker Millennials fail at criming
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
My lover stands on a golden bridge and watches the ships that go sailing...right into it
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Stealing a 300 pound sacred work of art? Most thieves wouldn't touch that with an 11 foot pole
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Headline: Yoopers butthurt by Michigan maps that omit them. Article: Yoopers don't really care if their area is left off the map
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
One of the few bridges to cross the Mississippi river is now closed for emergency maintenance. River traffic is also stopped. Happy Infrastructure Week America
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chicago traffic impacted by construction, spontaneous release of 1,000 feral cats onto city streets
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Judge denies defense request to recognize expert testimony provided by Dr. Mommy from Facebook University
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Instagram model posts butt photos, film at 11 [possibly NSFW]
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colonial Pipeline posts a key job about a week late
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Beware grammar Nazis, there's an Indian numerologist among us who now wants to cure the world of the coronavirus with bad spelling
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yesterday: US warns citizens not to panic and horde gas after pipeline hack. Today: US hit with fuel shortages as panicked drivers fill up tanks after pipeline hack
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Solid advice from the Consumer Product Safety Commission
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(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
How many crank calls can you make from the same number to the emergency services for the sole purpose of insulting them before the police turn up at your door? In Spain it's over 9000
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
CBP officials destroy cow dung 'cakes' left behind at airport: 'That is not a typo'
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How to screw with the mistress of your (ex)boyfriend like a BOSS
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
This really should have no explaining to do because they're TikTokers, but why are London teens getting themselves stuck in toddler swings?
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(Some Limericky Guy)
 
 
 
A flea and a fly in a flue / Were imprisoned, so what could they do? / Said the fly, "let us flee" "Let us fly" said the flea. / So they flew through a flaw in the flue. Happy National Limerick Day
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Well, it worked for Josie Geller
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this adept audiophile
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
After a family fostering a dog found out that she had the same rare heart condition as their daughter, they decided that it was preordained that Annie was to be part of their family permanently & adopted her just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Hey, let's go hiking in this area called 'Certain Death'. What could possibly go wrong?"
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(North Wales Chronicle)
 
 
 
Woman who runs a pizza van decides to use her business social media account to ask her followers to dress in KKK robes to counter a BLM protest. Followed by the decision to go with the good old "my account was hacked" excuse
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
59% of people say they want to try something new this summer, if you know what I mean and I think you do
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stupid Florida teens set up on the rooftop of a Manhattan hotel with BB guns and shoot at New Yorkers down below. Because Florida
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
State of Emergency declared in literal state of emergency
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good Morning Britain host declares "The Queen is dead" failing to realize she was, in fact, alive
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer claims society is treating them just like Hitler treated the Jews
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Facebook enforcement of RTFA... may threaten some news aggregate websites running on Makers Mark
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian navy ship drops two dead whales at San Diego's front door. I remember when my cat did that. Stank for days
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Forget about cats and dogs - in Australia, it rains mice
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
If you run out of updraft in a glider in mountainous terrain, look for a smooth surface to land on, like this guy did
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(Komo)
 
 
 
I am a brown bear for the county And I drive the main road Searchin' in the sun for another overload
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