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Sat February 27, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boo moo
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It costs $27,500 to hit a Delta flight attendant. Cheaper to just put on the farking mask
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Because nothing better describes American exceptionalism like "7-year-old who expects she will not survive surgery sells lemonade to help pay for the surgery"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Hot mic catches Director of Economic and Community Development calling residents assholes and that if a table weren't blocking her she may have been "able to take some of them on"
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
No, you can't raise a cow in your apartment
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Fri February 26, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eliza Doolittle sends a message to her professor
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Lantana Florida fines Florida Latina $100,000 for trivial violations, no HOA involved
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Sending a bank robbery note through the pneumatic tube did not work
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Stun guns being sold at Tampa school. By a 12 year old girl. But can she pronounce 'entrepreneur'?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Shoot me with a pellet gun once shame on you, shoot me twice that's aggravated assault
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
A contest is offering $250k to people with a proven superpower. Nice try Senator Kelly, but you won't catch me that easy - SubbyMan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vandals decapitate a fiberglass statue of a horse, running off with its head. Don Corleone to make an offer they can't refuse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA recommends being on the receiving end of a Johnson
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fauci declares mating season open
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
"COVID Bandit" probably isn't how you want a customer to sign his check at a restaurant--until you notice that he included a $200 tip for each and every person working in the joint
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lightfoot looking to puni$h lead feet
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stilt-walker
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Malaysian man wins the right to smoke canes instead of being beaten by them
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(Brunswick News)
 
 
 
Nonprofit honors volunteers by gathering them indoors and maskless, which is one way to prevent them from winning awards two years in a row
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1935, Adolf Hitler ordered the creation of the Luftwaffe, a mistake of historic proportions that he only recognized later when he was sitting at the table with a bottle of maple syrup and no breakfast
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Something strange is afoot in Australia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lost your job due to Covid? The government will pay for your porn
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
81-year-old 'Fitness Gran' takes over TikTok with dance, exercise challenges, rule 34 bait
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tower, pilot request clearance to land at Lake Winnipesaukee. Pilot, can you spell Winnipesaukee? Uh, Tower, pilot requests clearance to land at Lake Erie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That Snow Moon
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Minor earthquake strikes rural NC town. Dishes rattled, chairs overturned, hound dogs woken up from naps
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wave
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you got a speeding ticket in Rhode Island in the 1990s, rest assured they have not forgotten
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida, teacher, nudes, former students, and for some reason the last thing mentioned is she's the ex of a reporter at another Florida TV station
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The real story here is that Vanilla Coke existed in 1981
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(Texas)
 
 
 
Amateur: your wife doesn't know about your girlfriend Pro: Your wife doesn't know about your 15 girlfriends Olympic: Or your 3 fiancees
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Gambino crime boss Peter Gotti dead at 81. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. NEXT STORY
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(Some Pee Wee)
 
 
 
Jello lamps?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We interrupt your Fark doomscrolling to bring you this article on how to overcome a doomscrolling addiction
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
US Intelligence says it was Saudi crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, in the dungeon with the chainsaw. Colonel Mustard in the clear
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
The officer noted a strong odor of marijuana coming from inside the 2012 Chevy Chrysler with no plates
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(Insider)
 
Boobies
 
You can watch the lactating Golden Globes this Sunday on NBC
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Mexico says it's solved the problem of raw sewage flowing into US waters, but something about the story smells funny
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Archie Bunker appears on live TV in Lowell Massachusetts
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Mr. Morgan, sir, this is an Arby's
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Almost a year into it, hundreds of thousands of deaths, and NOW corporate America says it will play a bigger role in fighting Covid. Way to step up there, pals
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
New York residents will no longer be able to use the old Covid-19 excuse for why they can't visit grandma in her nursing home. Don't forget the hard candy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today is the 28th anniversary of the 9/11 practice run at the World Trade Center
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 26 is 'Megillah' as in: "Ricky Ricardo was often driven to distraction by the hairbrained schemes of Lucy and her mother, Mrs. Megillah cutty"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week we celebrate the Perseverance landing with a F'Artiste tribute to Mars and its rovers. Design your own Dream Mars Rover or Mars Gadget using any medium
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy unveils Next-gen Ultra-long-range Maritime Visual Allegiance Identification Transmitter prototype. Kremlin reportedly determined to avoid a gap
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Deepfake revenge porn. New hotness: Deepfake photos of your ancestors. You can't fap to this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google Lawyers: Everybody should know "Incognito" mode is a sham and google tracks you everywhere by now, and hell, even your own court's website uses our analytics from that data. Judge: Oh, REALLLY? 'Cause that's a SERIOUS problem
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Grandma: Australian Edition
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(Driving (Canada))
 
 
 
Protip: Don't road rage if you actually have 1-800-HOWS-MY-DRIVING on your car
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