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Mon March 25, 2019
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Endangered animals, comic book tributes, and Japanese commercialism can all be found in the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 10-16 Tractor Edition
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sea sights
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas cop feeds a homeless man a feces sandwich yet manages to keep his job. Why does it always come down to a giant douche and a turd sandwich?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Godwin's Law of Trigonometry
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
The copycat New Zealand attacks have begun
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chef caught on camera kicking an elderly woman six times in the face on a NYC subway claims self-defense
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Still a damn slight better than English beef
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man dies after fight at appropriately named Redneck Mud Park
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Good: police officer reports that there isn't any prowler at the motel. Bad: he was actually the prowler
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
While health care in Canada is relatively free, the 11-hour wait in an ER then dying from kidney failure might make you think
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Sun March 24, 2019
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Requiem on a G String (NSFW)
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
The subculture of Japanese trucker art. Optimus Prime unavailable for comment
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
"Angry at being booted from Bryan Adams concert, St. John's woman stabs boyfriend in face" Cuts Like a knife, yeah
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop something to see in this underwater restaurant
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Enterprise Rent-A-Car employee spikes coworkers' drinks with LSD to fix their "negative energy" by taking a trip without having to leave the office
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seven people were rushed to hospital last year after being bitten by crocodiles in the dangerous wilds of...the UK?
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Yeah, if you could make that Breakfast Toaster® without setting the restaurant on fire, that'd be great
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
27% of vegan dog owners feed their pooches a vegan diet. Their dogs really, really, really want steak
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
One more thing that is trying to kill you in Australia: the weather. Fark: two cyclones in two days
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flat Earthers really believe there are continents outside of our Antarctica that the elites, the rich and the powerful governments want kept secret. REALLY
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Russian air force planes dropping off troops in Venezuela. It's OK, this is normal
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Avocados in six states causing listerious illness
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this not-so grouch
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(US House of Representatives)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Mueller Report summary as sent to Congress (PDF). It's happening
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
There are a lot of adjectives you can use for roads during mud season. Good is not one of them
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
"He was naked because clothing impairs the aerodynamics of the body. He flies with more agility when undressed"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Survivor of Parkland shooting takes their own life. This is not a repeat from earlier this week
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Graffiti loving, non-property owner feigns confusion over the difference between a fine and restitution
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australia's 'Croc Lady' bids tearful farewell to her pet Jilly, blames bureaucrats. "It's also a fight to keep her three carpet pythons, two turtles, two blue tongue lizards, two stumpy tailed lizards and one goanna, who also live at her house"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
These Stephen King adaptations are getting out of hand
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When Powerball changed the system to reduce the odds and doubled the price of a ticket, their plan was to have fewer winners with bigger jackpots that got more people to play. Their plan is working perfectly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Trapper Keeper
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: How did you get that scar? (Stories please, not just "I fell off my skateboard" and the like. And please keep descriptions as PG as possible)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you live in an apartment on very busy boulevard in a major metropolitan area, go ahead and leave your door unlocked. You'll make a new friend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sex over 50: Men do it with more partners than women, while white, bisexual, physically fit and disease free women have more than everyone else. Come for the science
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's a rare treat when you have a mother-daughter combo working the stick
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Finally, some NYC subway cars that don't reek of urine, BO and desperation
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Hazmat called out for a chemical called "H2O"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The world's going to end soon. This is probably a repeat from every single other time someone's claimed it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
What do you do when snowfall is measured in tens of feet?
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
The TSA didn't disclose whether it was Playboy or Hustler
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In an effort to differentiate itself within the crowded U.S. airline market, American is now offering inflight luggage hose-down services. Depending on its popularity, showers may be next
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Two men who spent 7 1/2 hours riding all of Boston's commuter train lines finally find out that their motive wasn't loco
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