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Thu January 21, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Funky Female
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Buttsex?
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
The most Florida ready headline of the day, the only question is how did Naked Florida™ man steal a police car? Apparently, the door wasn't locked, that's how
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing $50,000 of elderly lady's gold and silver, along with all the blue rinse she had if perp's mugshot is any indication
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Buzz Aldrin gets Covid vaccine shot. News: without punching anyone
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Shartlesville, Pa: Nearly 70,000 chickens destroyed in a fire. This is a repeat from 2015 and 2019. You aren't here to raise chickens, are you? Also great town name
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fifteen people in a small Chilean town have contracted coronavirus after attending a birthday party thrown for a cat. ME-OW
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Now at 6pm eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream, Weird Inauguration Edition. Come with us if you want to live
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dank of England
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Please don't drink beer out of the swear jar
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US to join WHO-led vaccine project, although critics warn it has no chance of success if no one even know's who's leading it
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(Cost does not equal worth)
 
 
 
Alrighty chaps, let's beat the crap out of Conor McGregor's $1 million watch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Furlough results in fur low
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 21 is 'exact' as in: "When baking a cake from scratch, remember that you have to measure everything correctly, and that exact as a leavening agent"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1793, King Louis XVI was executed for conspiring with foreign powers. Apparently, it's not always good to be the king
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Stolen ancient coins returned after thief confesses to priest, no doubt after having been forced to by the party's ranger and paladin
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why you feel so guilty when you're not working. Like right now, how you're literally riddled with guilt because you're reading this headline instead of finishing that TPS Report. Admit it. You're guilt riddled. The riddles of guilt, you have them
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Israel is going to give COVID-19 vaccine doses to the Palestinians
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(MSN)
 
 
 
President Biden is already doing what Trump should've done a year ago but decided not to do
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump administration will not have signature collection to display in White House China Room due to time, cost, fact no one cares
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Fishermen cast nets, catch large tusked mammal. Difficulty: not a narwhal
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's two hour serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Primitives and Pete Shelley, and a killer 80's live set. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #185. Starts 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sure your morning coffee will help with your daily Constitutional, but it shouldn't be interrupted by a stranger doing a number two in your neighbor's yard
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop the mitten man
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't pick your nose in the McDonald's drive thru
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you're in Maryland check your pockets
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
'No evidence of decline' in COVID-19 rates in England's third lockdown, which could imply the need for a fourth or fifth lockdown
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunk girl who started twerking and doing handstands on a McDonald's counter then grabbed a mop and locked herself in a toilet later bragged about her insane antics online. Subby can't improve this headline
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
On the upside, she doesn't have mice any more. The giant rat ate them (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
" A person is considered dependent on weed when they feel food cravings or a lack of appetite,...after quitting." Appreciate, just for a moment, the either/or totality and automatic Win of that statement
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's National Hugging Day. Welcome to Fark
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If the instructor of record died over a year ago, what's the student-teacher ratio in your class?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In its effort to outdo 2020, 2021 presents us with a massive fire at the world's largest vaccine manufacturer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Italian coastguard's going to need a lot of C4
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this top-heavy truck
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Oklahoma Rep. files bill to establish Bigfoot hunting season
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Fierce" debate erupts over...*checks notes*... how to shower correctly
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh dear, what a pity, never mind
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Couple open up cake shop in distinguished upper-crusty English town, get accused of attracting 'scantily clad maskless chavs.' You know, those people
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In like a traitorous Flynn
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Much of America celebrated the inauguration of President Biden. Except at a gas station in Prescott, Arizona
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
IRL Easter eggs that will crack you up
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It's winter, it's cold, we can't gather at bars or restaurants, and all four of our professional sports teams suck. So what else is there left for us Michiganders to do?
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Once again Christians confuse Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" with a religious hymn when it's really about Jewish sex
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Army National Guard helicopter crashes south of Rochester, New York. Multiple casualties reported. Story developing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dr. Hydro arrested for insurrectioning
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Bureau of Land Management transfers 5800 acres of land to Montana as payment of debt from 1889, throws in some dirigibles, opera glasses, velocipedes to sweeten deal
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 820: "Teeny Tiny". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 20, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Unpowered "drone" clocked at over 545 MPH
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Monkey Whisperer arrested for illegally breeding, selling monkeys. Tamarins, too, but they're like monkeys
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