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Mon July 10, 2023
	Nevada recalls G0BK2CA license plate. 49 other states get requests to issue same plate. Why does Nevada hate Canada? source: kron4.com \| share:	1
	Ukrianian version of Q asks the important question: Who the fark is Justin Beiber anyway? source: theguardian.com \| share:	7
	Rolling Hills Estates to be renamed Sliding Hills Estates source: detroitnews.com \| share:	4
(Mr. Ed)	No word on the condition of the horse, of course source: wtaj.com \| share:	6
	Western Montana authorities are executing a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in the area source: kpax.com \| share:	12
	Bear crossed road and died in residential front yard. Must have been the chicken's day off source: ktla.com \| share:	18
	Apparently distrustful man opens security gate and then holds shotgun on Amazon delivery driver and her two kids, retrieves package, tells her to git source: tnonline.com \| share:	39
	Robot cleans Lake Tahoe shore, takes jobs from humans who have more time for littering source: ktvu.com \| share:	27

Sun July 09, 2023
	The US Post Office finds cremation ashes without a delivery address, puts it with the other 451 boxes of cremains source: huffpost.com \| share:	62
	A whole lot of hristingur going on. Mag 4.3 quake recorded on Icelandic volcano source: youtube.com \| share:	40
	Cold Case Cracked source: ktla.com \| share:	67
	Window seats: serious business (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	47
	And now people are going to get all grotty trying to autopsy whales that have washed up on the beach instead of blowing them up with dynamite as they should source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	48
	Photoshop theme: Beat the heat source: fark.com \| share:	9
	For all those Farkers who want to travel but can't because of mortgage payments. There's another way source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	98
	Skateboarding is a crime, without permits, sanction, and event insurance anyways source: ktvu.com \| share:	58
	Just shot myself in the leg. How do I avoid looking stupid? I'll just falsely claim a black guy shot me. That should solve all my problems source: deadstate.org \| share:	142
	The share of workers robbing their future selves to simply survive today remains at an all-time high source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	105
	Fun times in Cleveland again source: yahoo.com \| share:	23
	Low rent Dom tries Fast and Furious moves to escape attempted bank fraud source: ktvu.com \| share:	10
(Some Puy du Fou)	Photoshop this French amusement park source: archaeology-travel.com \| share:	13
	TikTok "trend" involving jumping off speeding boats killed four in Alabama. Tide Pods inconsolable source: nypost.com \| share:	167
	The treasure hunters on the trail of missing WWII paintings looted by Hitler's men. They should ask the Flying Hellfish source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	29
	List reveals where Leon is getting larger source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	54
	The history of the military combat kilt, from the Highlanders of Scotland to the Jarheads of the USMC who wish they were Highlanders source: airforcetimes.com \| share:	53
	♫ ♬ Malaria's back and there's gonna be trouble / Hey na, hey na / Malaria's back ♬ ♫ source: newsweek.com \| share:	57
	Walk, Forrest, walk source: usatoday.com \| share:	44
	Ever wonder what $8.6 million will get you in San Francisco? source: zillow.com \| share:	153
	A corrupt Texas sheriff who cares more about civil asset forfeiture than actually upholding the law? Who would believe such a thing? Where's my fainting couch? source: apnews.com \| share:	76
	This is your Florida headline of the day source: fox4now.com \| share:	35
	150 years old with wooden brakes, San Francisco cable cars still more reliable than BART source: abc7news.com \| share:	35
	Photoshop this officer of the fashion police source: img.buzzfeed.com \| share:	18
	CSB Sunday Morning: the strangest thing that ever happened at work source: fark.com \| share:	173
	Dirt bike smashes into bus. Passerby stops to: A. Render aid to critically injured victim. B. Offer witness statement to police. C. Steal damaged dirt bike (hint, it's Philly) source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share:	43
	Day 501 of WW3: Putin scrambles to control narrative as Wagner falls silent after mutiny. Orc propaganda is eager to 'tarnish' Prigozhin's national image and downplay the significance of the attempted coup. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion source: independent.co.uk \| share:	681
	Just one more reason why everyone hates the TSA source: nbcmiami.com \| share:	80
(Some Guy)	In a debate that won't be without controversy, here are the ten best human beings of all-time source: thecentsofmoney.com \| share:	169
	Missing 13-yeard old girl found...on base at Camp Pendleton in a Marine barracks. Her family would really like someone to do some 'xplaining....nowish source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	114
	Deputies detain DrugDash driver during delivery dealing drugs source: ktla.com \| share:	13
(Some Guy)	News: Baby animal stolen from pet store. Fark: Surveillance camera footage shows a well-known loyal customer just waltzing out the door of a Miami shop with Pepe the 5-week-old marmoset monkey stuffed in her bag source: themessenger.com \| share:	24
	Sedona slip and fall on hiking trail leads to teamwork for teams including a search dog team, a technical rescue team, a mountain bike team, a drone team, and a pallbearer team. Team source: cnn.com \| share:	23
	Looks like them Duke Boys are at it again... committing bankruptcy fraud? source: nbc15.com \| share:	26
	July 9 marks the 30th anniversary of a signal moment in DIY structural safety testing source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	47
	Man bites dog source: 6abc.com \| share:	18
(Some Guy)	Southwest Airlines Flight 5122, you are free to taxi into a light pole. DING source: simpleflying.com \| share:	21
	The spirit of "Traction Park" lives on source: nypost.com \| share:	26
	Told ya that dihydrogen monoxide is dangerous source: wmur.com \| share:	34
	"The bed should only be used for sleep and intimacy, not for activities such as watching television, working or eating" source: cnn.com \| share:	77

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