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Sun July 07, 2024
	Apparently filling in deep holes to stop people falling in and seriously hurting themselves is now considered "woke", according to those a-holes at the Daily Fail source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	18
	Before announcing your upcoming marriage on Facebook it's considered proper etiquette to divorce your wife source: theroot.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Tourists caught up in mass shootings in Barcelona (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	37
	Photoshop this pissed off baby penguin source: komonews.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	CSB Sunday Morning: When you helped a stranger source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	68
	Let's look over these travel plans -- Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Indiana, Ohio. OK, you're good to go, Beryl source: news-press.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Day 865 of WW3: A state of emergency has been declared in parts of Russia's Voronezh region after a reported Ukrainian drone strike on an ammunition storage facility. It's your Sunday Ukraine war thread source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	What is Japan going to do as the demand for baby diapers keeps falling? Depends source: edition.cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Sounds like Farkers should have died in the 90s source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	90
	Rebel reported to police for violating River Law by building 230-foot-long path along shore of Lake Biwa without government approval, saying "I knew I had to get permission, but I did it" source: mainichi.jp \| share: Copy Link	6
	"(Expletive), you think you know about (stuff), I done killed (people), I got bodies under my belt, (expletive). Go solve them." What is: "things you should not say to the judge that just rejected your plea bargain?" Alex? source: news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Calling all Fark artists. Brantford, ON is seeking submissions for a new Phil Hartman memorial mural source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	25
	Group of teenagers rescued from Louisiana woods after terrifying Bigfoot "attack" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	59

Sat July 06, 2024
	$100k? What's the catch? Well, it's a windowless, former chemical weapons bunker heated by an unvented gas heater and cooking is by gas range with no vent hood...on the downside it's in South Dakota source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	110
(Some Gnomes)	Not your gnormal everyday occurrence source: kelownacapnews.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Noise Factor is coming out of your speakers at 10:30PM ET, assuming no more technical hiccups. Stengah starts us off and we have two unconventional covers tonight. Also Sanity Control, Bongcleaner, Black Rainbows, Formula 400, and more source: bigeradio.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Not News: A charity offering assistance for working families to purchase houses in Kennebunkport, Maine doesn't understand why almost no one jumped at the chance to buy a property being offered far below market value. Fark: the price of said home source: wbay.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Hatch Baby recalls nearly 1 million sound machine adapters as this may come as a shock to you source: goodmorningamerica.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Photoshop this provocative door handle source: scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net \| share: Copy Link	24
(Some Guy)	Mario and lU'igi's Maui saga source: civilbeat.org \| share: Copy Link	17
	Hearse hits apartment building. Unclear if anyone still dead source: cleveland19.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Was that wrong? Was that not the proper way to get a child to go to sleep during nap time? source: fox19.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	Russia may be finally running out of tanks as only 20 percent of their pre-war stocks remain according to some guy. Fark needs a "I hope this is true" tag source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	132
	Man sets new record, burns down 16 acres with a weed-eater source: pressdemocrat.com \| share: Copy Link	52
(Some Guy)	Photoshop these pelicans source: npr.brightspotcdn.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	There is tone-deaf journalism and then there is running a story about how a Cat-5 hurricane hitting Jamaica has REALLY inconvenienced a KY couple staying at a luxury resort on the island for their honeymoon source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	105
	The attraction of ascending an iconic mountain is apparently not waiting an hour in line for photo time at the summit. Hikers ask for additional summit markers, but "park officials have indicated that this is not feasible" source: koreatimes.co.kr \| share: Copy Link	42
	If you try to fark around and rob the same weed store twice in as many days, you're probably going to find out the owner has pretty good aim source: newson6.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	You can't take a sander on an airplane? source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	67
	Thinking of going on vacation? Don't forget to double check that your destination still has water source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	No one goes to these beaches anymore, they're too crowded source: mentalfloss.com \| share: Copy Link	104
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for July 6 is mogul, as in "If you find one bird on the beach, there are usually moguls to follow" source: merriam-webster.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Photoshop this cheeky shopkeeper source: img.atlasobscura.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Looks like Texas will have a chance to get all bootstrappy come Monday source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	172
	Day 864 of WW3. Ukraine (and Mordor) preparing for the arrival of the F-16 onto the battlefield and Mordor loses control of the Black Sea to drones. This is your Saturday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	304
	"She said a family had found him... I was just shocked, in disbelief. My son burst into tears... it was just so surreal. He came home in time for his birthday." Welcome to Caturday source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	868
	"Hey government. Air travel is getting worse. Something needs to be done" source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	104
	This is one step closer to a Mexican Monopoly source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Spanish Farkers may find their on-line activities curtailed soon source: theolivepress.es \| share: Copy Link	34
	Ent Cosplay Fandom has turned a new leaf source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	41
	There's something in the water. Montreal water. 🦈 source: montreal.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	37
	And it isn't even August yet source: wjactv.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Article warns "if you find a piece of cheese on your car you might be in danger"...or Wisconsin source: elvisduran.iheart.com \| share: Copy Link	106
	Old and busted: Gas station hot dog. New hotness: Gas station heroin source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	If you are going to carjack someone, probably shouldn't do it with a sheriff's deputy right behind you, don't you think? source: ky3.com \| share: Copy Link	7
(Some Guy)	You can buy the Greatest House of All TIme source: cirebg.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Substance abuse counselor kills three in suspected DUI. Ironic tag gives sinister laugh source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Holidays. noodles, business, and guys with way too much money are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 27-July 3 Barbecue Edition source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away source: kake.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Mother Nature is winning the land war on Nantucket source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	28

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