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Fri January 03, 2020
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this picture of the American Dream source: cdn.ultraswank.net \| share:	7
	Uber driver saves student's life after organ failure. Hell, I'm just impressed they could fit an organ into an Uber anyhow, even if it didn't work source: abc7.com \| share:	11
	I want to see the fark comments fight. Twins born in different decades? Only if the sibling will be born January 1, 2021. Let the fight begin source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	74
	Online shopper finds hard to beat used car deal, subsequently learns he was not source: kiro7.com \| share:	8
	This gets the ironic tag, because it would take a gun being held to my head to make me drink Dr Pepper source: foxnews.com \| share:	51
	Two men taken to hospital after beating each other with hockey sticks. Guess the country source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share:	36
	It's the End of the Year Fark and Schnitt podcast - Part 2 of the History of Fark. Learn the real reason Digg failed (it's not what you think). Also how much sideboob is too much sideboob, and how a heavy-handed Google AI nearly killed Fark source: podcasts.apple.com \| share:	21
(Some Guy)	Indiana charter schools graduate rate is only 40%. School choice means you get to choose whether your kids are educated source: wfyi.org \| share:	61
	United Methodist Church. Well, two out of three ain't bad source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	69
	Bet she didn't predict that would happen source: nbcnews.com \| share:	41
	Eelpouters eelpouting after they eeltrashed the poutplace source: bringmethenews.com \| share:	7
	Scientists detect the "fingerprint" of human-induced climate change on daily weather patterns at the global scale. Yep, we humans are guilty as charged source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	48
	Nothing says 'Will you marry me' in redneck like a good old marriage proposal using 'disgusting' tobacco with a engagement ring in it (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	28
	Naturally one wonders how Floridians survived without air conditioning this time of year source: tampabay.com \| share:	68
	If you've ever been high on meth and bitten a police dog, you just might be Florida Man source: 921ctq.iheart.com \| share:	16
	Lesbian goes to a nudist swingers resort and I don't know why I'm still typing source: huffpost.com \| share:	81
	Young woman becomes a master troll with 'level one million' status after viral prank on sappy anonymous suitor (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	61
	Headline of the Year 2019 Final Voting - Main source: fark.com \| share:	96
	If you don't write the year as "2020" you might get scammed source: usatoday.com \| share:	69
	People on oxygen for medical conditions REALLY don't like the new 'powerboxing' prank source: fox13now.com \| share:	83
	Wranglers stole $2,500 worth of jeans from clothing store source: abc27.com \| share:	18
	Uber driver earns college degree after random passenger wipes out her Uber student loan debt source: fox43.com \| share:	31
	Begun, the 'lightsaber' laser wars to chase off pigeons have for Scottish Parliament workers source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	14
	Wisconsin teacher admits to defecating in park for 2 years, makes sure to rock his Packers gear source: fox6now.com \| share:	75
	Russian design of their new Laika class submarine "leaked" by state-run news program. What's Russian for "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."? source: forbes.com \| share:	93
	Lifeguards thwart fishermen from eating baby shark DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO source: newsweek.com \| share:	15
	If you thought they were bad before, things are about to get a lot worse source: theguardian.com \| share:	45
	Photoshop this parrot source: i.imgur.com \| share:	9
	Doylestown Water & Sewer Department: Pink water is safe to drink source: fox8.com \| share:	29
	Hope you gassed up your car before the opening assassination of World War III source: nytimes.com \| share:	201
	Dude who went missing in the Grand Canyon for 11 days has been found ... alive. If he found my car keys he could have driven out source: wcax.com \| share:	20
	This story just leaked: man who is a real wizz relieves himself in airport. What a pisser source: foxnews.com \| share:	30
	Chicago's interim police superintendent Ric Romero says the city is still unsafe source: newsweek.com \| share:	40
	Couple arrested after argument over The Kelly Clarkson Show escalates to violence source: newsweek.com \| share:	15
	Ultra-processed foods are a clear and present danger source: vox.com \| share:	183
	Man, 20, awakens at 3:30 AM to discover male intruder sucking on his toes source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	73
	Maybe it's just me but stealing bricks from The Great Wall of China doesn't seem like something that will bring you luck source: newsweek.com \| share:	19
	Way to play to the stereotype about facial tattoos source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	56
	Cyclist learns about shoulder checking in the most cyclistist of ways source: liveleak.com \| share:	61
	Driver blows .256. Claims to not be impaired because she is a professional drinker. What is her Fark name? source: msn.com \| share:	60

Thu January 02, 2020
	Phase I of Germany's "Stop Relying on the U.S." initiative appears to be off to a slow start source: thedrive.com \| share:	57
	County sheriff shoots down Pink Panther excuse of suspect found with drugs in his pants pockets source: daytondailynews.com \| share:	15
	Having no other stories to report on, news channel investigates the REAL issues, such as 'which is the best seat on the subway'? source: abc7ny.com \| share:	19
	Trump Administration to ban almost all flavored Vape Pods. MAGA source: vice.com \| share:	173
	Fort Lauderdale awash in something other than rowdy spring breakers looking for cheap beer and a piece of strange source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	13
	Baghdad airstrike takes out General Soleimani, the Iranian Quds Force military leader [Update: U.S. claims responsibility] source: aljazeera.com \| share:	1134
	I see your dog saved from an angry elevator and raise a canine rescued from an icy waterfall of doom source: wcax.com \| share:	3
	Germany's decision to phase out nuclear power after the Fukushima disaster has already killed more people than Fukushima did source: twitter.com \| share:	52
	♪ I would walk one thousand clicks and I would walk one thousand more, just to get you off your goddamn phone and make you talk to me some more ♪ source: bbc.com \| share:	14
	Prince William announces a climate change competition with a prize of (pinky to mouth) one MILLION dollars source: huffpost.com \| share:	14

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