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Man gets bird flu from cows. Bats nod approvingly

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Hail 2-3 inches in diameter and tornadoes besides is *not* an April Fool's joke, Oklahoma

source: spc.noaa.gov | share: Copy Link

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Israel air strikes target Iranian Embassy in Damascus. Several top Iranian military officials killed. And that will be the end of that, no doubt

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Snownadoes

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Photoshop this brave officer of the finest law enforcement agency in the world

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GTA: Toronto

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Ready for the warm weather Florida? APRIL FOOLS

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Rockstar sets March 30 as release date for GTA : Notorious Tow-Truck Turf War

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(Some Guy)

English to Quebecois translator so we can acclimate more easily to the frozen northeast

source: translate.com | share: Copy Link

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Need a local knowledge primer before the move to the Great White North? Never fear, from the pine cone/birch bark voting system, to the national igloo, to the real "O Canada" lyrics, Prof. Rick Mercer has all the circa-2001 Canada info you could need

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Germans have more than one reason to get silly today as 1/4 translates to 4/20

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On this day in history, in 1924, Adolf Hitler was sentenced for his role in the Beer Hall Putsch, proving that even pre-Nazi Germany could put coup plotters in prison at least for a while

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On a fairly typical day in Montana, "Someone 'huffed canned-air' outside of a Walmart entrance, grew angry and attacked a bystander unprovoked. The bystander stabbed the suspect in the abdomen with a small pocketknife before law enforcement arrived"

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Today marks the start of National Laugh At Work Week, which is fitting as most of laugh at the idea of working

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The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 1 is 'shambles' as in: "The growing market for plant-based meats leads inevitably to faux pigs, fake cows, or even shambles"

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Some of you definitely should avoid Oregon

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Fun article on April Fool's history in Canada

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The City of Cambridge wants to annex the City of Boston. Literally every person outside of Massachusetts: "Let them fight"

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That feeling when you successfully crash land your jet, but you slide into the wreckage of a prior crash landing

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Coastal highway collapse season is starting earlier every year in California

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Caption this scintillating conversation, eh

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The key to Canadian politeness? Walk softy and carry a big brick

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"I have never heard of autism in dogs, how would you assess your dog?" Sadly, not an April Fool headline

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Canada Man tries out for Florida Man status and fails

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Sometimes the Florida Man headlines just write themselves

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It's 2am, do you know where your e-bike is?

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Transatlantic United flight forced to turn around due to wee problem

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Nashville celebrates man rising from the dead by killing one

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Gen Z is going to bring on the next Prohibition. Can't you kids just stick to eating Tide Pods on TikTok?

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(Some Guy)

English to Newfoundland translator. Because... okay we're not sure why, but there has to be some reason

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Honestly, I didn't shoot at them, it merely discharged toward the occupants

source: toronto.citynews.ca | share: Copy Link

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Nine more illegals try to crash their way through the American border. Another attempt by desperate immigrants fleeing a violent, repressive nation

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Are you planning to see the eclipse from an area of totality? You might have to change your plans, the path just moved. You can check this handy article for a link to the new map that doesn't work

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(Some Guy)

On April Fools in Canada, it's written as le Poisson dAvril which means locals will actually post photos of Avril Lavigne. This is as stupid as it sounds

source: quebeccity101.com | share: Copy Link

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Ma-Me-O Beach could face dissolution in wake of sewage project, E-I-E-I-O

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Breaking: Normal Canadian Weather

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AP photographer captures Fark in one photo

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Two moose, one road

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(Some Guy, Eh)

Photoshop Challenge: Design a new flag for the greatest country in the world (LGT current flag of the greatest country in the world)

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(Some Guy)

Violet Altenbern's house burned down in 1978, cancer took her husband Marvin in 1995, she had open-heart surgery in 2001, and lightning burned her house down in 2013. "God thinks I'm ornery," she said. RIP, ornery 98-year-old cookie-baking lady

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Canadians to Americans: You're it, and by it they mean a candidate for having your car stolen or something

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Texas Dept. of Public Safety wants migrants put in detention pending trial. But they're not actually interested in putting on a case in each of their trials. They just want them in jail. Texas judge says "fark that" and releases the first batch

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Dystopias are soooo 2020, bro. It's time for some Protopias up in here

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It's happening

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Day 768 of WW3. Ukraine will be forced to retreat without US military aid. Vote on that aid supposedly happening tomorrow, and Russians believe Ukraine was behind the Moscow terror attack. This is your Monday Ukraine War Thread- April Fools edition

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The shark warning alert system is out of money

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Try not to break into any houses on your way through the parking lot

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(Some Guy)

From Eh to Zed: 150 very Canadian things

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Sometimes it really is for the best to avoid letting your dog eat your homework

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Proving that not all Canadians are polite

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