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Sat August 19, 2023
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
While we were distracted by Socal potentially washing away, one of Montana's many wildfires grew from zero to 500 to 12,000 acres in a day and a half
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If the owner of the company comes to the employees asking for a short term loan to keep the company afloat the correct response is to RUN
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(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
At 10:30PM ET, Noise Factor kicks off with Mars Red Sky and you'll also hear from TEL, Planet Of Zeus, Cold Black River, The Astral Prophets, and a new track from The Machine. Also, an update on finding a Sony Discman in 2023
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Keep Portland imitating Seattle
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(Fox 54)
 
 
 
Attention Walmart mural artists: Hazel Green, Alabama isn't the same as Hazel Green, Wisconsin
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man in charge of rebuilding Notre-Dame dies unexpectedly, but they could still go 11-1 despite Ohio State buzzsaw and potential trap game against Pitt
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(Some Palermo Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these many marionettes
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(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Louisiana, a state built entirely of swampland, is experiencing the worst drought in their history. And California is getting the hurricanes now. This seems fine
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight is an Avis show on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT), these songs only made #2 on the Hot 100. Maybe they should have tried harder. A new Superman adventure starts tonight. There will be no skipping or hiccuping audio. DIT
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A 10-year old takes a leak behind his Mom's car and you'd better believe that's an arrestin'. Mississippi goddam
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This video, in a roundabout way, is about how foolish, dumb and unnecessarily dangerous US roads are
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Texas HS needs more room for stadium parking lot. Should a 79-year-old man lose his home for it?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
We tried the robot. We tried the gas. Screw it, we're just going to tear off the wall of the house
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
And the latest state to screw up its own rollout of cannabis dispensaries: New York
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 1942 dance jamboree, Interlochen, Michigan
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When the flight attendants come to duct tape you to your seat, then you know
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(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Your squad enters a large room. You see piles of gold and precious stones. On top of that pile sits a red dragon. What do you do?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With today's advancements in technology and 4k quality equipment, there is finally a clear and in-focus picture of Bigfoot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Left coast prepares for Hilary sploosh
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Big news in the UK: Truck drives down narrow village road
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Gas stations, grocery stores, universities, and berries are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 10-16 Man Purse Edition
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man dies in most Floridian way possible
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Boomers and Gen X might get their news from Fark, but more people under 30 get it from TikTok. Wait, TikTok has articles?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Where is Popeye?
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(Some Sallys by the Seashore)
 
 
 
Photoshop this refreshing break
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 542 of WW3: the combined death toll of Putin's Folly approaches 500,000 with little to no end in sight, at the same time the Russian economy continues to crater. Master strategist, that Vlad guy. It's your Saturday Ukraine conversation
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Firefighters in Massachusetts were reunited with a healthy and happy kitten two days after they rescued the distressed feline from a storm drain. Please give Storm (no relation to the Curtis family) a warm welcome to Caturday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors from the NSS Institute of Pediatrics recommend not tossing your babies into a ceiling fan. Still working on their trailblazing bathwater study
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Stinky the great horned owl had a bad week. Shot in the eye with a BB and two days in a manure pit bad. But Stinky is on the mend now, will be released soon, and has an eye out for Hoo Hoo did this to him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian dissident journalist who was warned of plot to kill her suddenly becomes gravely ill on German train. Maybe she shouldn't have had the fish for dinner
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Watch out for exploding watermelons
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
The family that traffics drugs into jail together, goes to jail together
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You don't need to search every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in the area if the reporter assigned to report on the escaped fugitive finds the escaped fugitive for you
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
100-year-old woman struck and killed by car while doing what she loved. Collecting loose coins on the ground to give to St. Jude Children's Hospital. It's getting kind of dusty in here
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Fri August 18, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you remember that raid on a local newspaper by the police department in a small Kansas town last week, you should probably know it only gets weirder and sketchier
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Suspicious package found in Bel Air. Police looking for fresh prints
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Antioch police officers arrested over incidents including dealing in anabolic steroids, abusing civil rights, misusing the holy hand grenade
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(Futility Closet)
 
 
 
That time Paul Revere built an obelisk, and it immediately caught fire
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(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Russian commander promoted to rank of Captain for his battlefield analysis
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Very rare case of a used car lot facing consequences for dirty tricks -400 charges and 12 arrests so far
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Old News: Rhode Island sucks. Today's News: Rhode Island vortex
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 18 is inkling, as in I took my baby to the tattoo parlor and ended up with an inkling
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Covid sceptics rake in hundreds of thousands in donations to "research government covid policy," manage to spend most of it on themselves. Subby suspects they're vaccinated as well
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(DW)
 
 
 
Staff members of the Archdiocese of Cologne: Bless us, Father, for we have sinned. We've been trying to access porn sites here at work. Priests: What, you too?
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(Some chisler)
 
 
 
Photoshop this marbleman
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Florida woman gives library the finger. Maybe not the finger, but a finger. Walter Sobchak nods knowingly
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(Marijuana Moment)
 
 
 
Alabama once again halts licensing of marijuana businesses. It's like they don't really want to legalize the legal
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As paediatricians raised suspicions that a nurse was murdering neonates, the CEO of the hospital took decisive action and demanded they apologize to her
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Spas are offering hydration IV's in Phoenix without all that pesky drinking
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
More proof that Bigfoot is real ...and likes peanut butter (possible nsfw content on page)
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