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Thu August 13, 2020
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Just the USPS illegally removing mailboxes
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And I would be the man who traveled 1,000 kilometers on a stolen bicycle just to be the man who traveled 1,000 kilometers without seeing Tokyo
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey-Greece tensions escalate over drilling plans. Good gravy
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this corn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Justice Department seizes millions in monopoly money from terrorists
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Looks like meat suit's back on the menu, boys
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan's key Covid-19 statistic was wrong. Who's to blame? You guessed it, Idaho
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Khan Academy can help students prevent spread of coronavirus, Kobayashi Maru scenario
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Church smote
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sweat, leather, beer, and classic rock are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Aug 2-8 Biker Edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate's closed until September. Treason Turtle avoiding crowds of broke, hungry people out front should've told ya
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Nila' Tàànìgis, a $12 hand sanitizing device for underserved communities, needs your help
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Man finds out that his online date is stunning
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens on your connecting flight to Vegas, stays with you in jail in Phoenix apparently
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Now that all the super spreaders have left Sturgis, it is time for them to descend upon Laconia, New Hampshire, and spread the love, germs
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(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
Photoshop this twisting tower
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
115 years ago, Massachusetts was allowed to require smallpox vaccines, and somehow, because of that, NY gets to quarantine travelers now
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks into professional soccer stadium, lives in luxury suite for two weeks, dresses himself in team clothes and eats and drinks from concession stands before getting discovered
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
DeSantis compares the mission to kill bin Laden to his mission to kill school kids
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police investigate car vs. tree crash. They have been interrogating for 5 hours, but that tree won't crack. Poor sap
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Historic Orpheum theater builds Broadway-themed mini-golf course on stage in hopes of bringing customers back. Let's come up with some new holes for it
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"God's caliber [.45] went through my scrotum, mattress, boxspring, and floor"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
English legal standards board criticised for new "urinate into a bottle while maintaining eye contact" element of exams
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cave man face?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US has its highest daily virus death toll since mid-May. USA. USA. USA
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Woman riding with niece on bow of her pontoon falls into propeller, so it's a 'Little Big Town' video meets 'Titanic' with the ending of 'Fargo'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Widower installs life-size wax model of his dead wife in his house which makes for a really awkward conversation on date night
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
What kind of a moron robs a Waffle House? That place is full of rednecks with guns. Well, two morons in this case. Robbery thwarted by armed waffle eater
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In fully abnormal move, Israel and UAE go fully normal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/goth/new wave includes music from Curve, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, and The Jesus & Mary Chain Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #146. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Person, beaver, dam, satellite, TV
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(Chalkbeat)
 
 
 
Shelby county Tennessee health department says schools can stay open until coronavirus rate hits 25%, which is like closing the barn door after the barn burned down
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Christian office worker who watched porn at work suffers strokes
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Erotic weight gainer busts his gut to make it even bigger ...because some people pay extra for his kind of kink (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
FTFA: "MDMA and marijuana are not items you want in your pocket when patted down by police"
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
Here are a lot of charts and graphs on the incredible amount of garbage created by the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in a town of only 7,000. Soon to follow: graphs of the incredible amount of COVID spread by the rally
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That sound you hear is a world full of ticking time bombs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK Coronavirus death count drops by nearly 6,000 after data sets are adjusted to make the Tory non-response look better
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(The Root)
 
 
 
The Root investigates wet ass pussy
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Its a good day to be sinister
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Icelandic cliff
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey Farkers with your GED in law, get ready to move up. You can take the bar exam at home, online and open book. For Louisiana only. Laissez le bon temps rouler and res ipsa loquitur
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Blood soaked chainsaw-armed men destroy anti-mask DJ booth at Toronto beach on today's Coronavirus bingo card winner
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(BBC)
 
 
 
China's President Xi: eat everything on your plate, there are starving kids in America
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Murder hornets, super lice, and zombie cicadas, make way for a new challenger: The tongue-eating louse. Fark you 2020, fark you straight to hell
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So sorry for our Vancouver friends, it appears they're truly farked today
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Apparently Chili's is now offering Battered Hostess on their happy hour menu
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Good boy"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Trying something different, school district ponders the idea of conducting classes outdoors. Fark: The Seattle School District
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Won't somebody please think of the pumpkins?
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