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Wed January 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another day, another voting machine company filing a lawsuit against the PillowPusher
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Have you ever thought that someone was living inside operating the vending machine you were buying something from? Silly idea, right? Not in Japan
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Nothing can stand in the way of the love a man has for his live ordnance
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Nearly $20,000 worth of copper stolen from lumber mill and police want answers. Starting with, why does a lumber mill have $20,000 worth of copper stored there?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
We all know the 11foot8 (plus 8) bridge and the Milwaukee roundabout, but have you heard of the Rufford Ford? Hint: it's not the next generation Super Duty trucks
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That's what he would want you to believe
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Can't spend COVID relief money to save antivaxxers? Buy a bigger morgue instead
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Tue January 18, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
FYI, the D'awww tab doesn't count as a vaccine passport in Alberta
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What is the rudest thing you can do at a funeral? Get up out of the casket?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Never let a disability get in the way of your chosen career. Inspirational-ish
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Are you in the market for a new boat? How about a retired Staten Island Ferry boat for only $250,000. Disclaimer: it needs more than a little work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When a matchmaking service can't find you a partner, don't immolate yourself with gasoline. Use Tinder instead
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bucket list: cage diving with sharks. Not on the bucket list: cage driving in a golf course pond
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(Worldcrunch)
 
 
 
Do you have an asshat neighbor with a too-loud toilet? You may be able to contact the U.N. and get him prosecuted for violating your human rights
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Celebrate, cheer, commend, exalt, and jubilate National Thesaurus Day
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fire spitter
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
You'd think the high-speed chase would have ended when the criminals stopped to switch out drivers, but no
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1919, the post-World War I peace conference began in Paris in the hopes of finding a lasting peace in Europe. And as we all know, that worked out swimmingly
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
🎵When I was younger, just a bad little kid🎵 🎵My mama noticed funny things I did🎵 🎵Like shootin' my wife for a 5 million fee🎵
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
D.C. Metro General Manager Paul Wiedefeld announces plans to retire in 6 months on news that there's really nothing left in the system for him to break
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pooh killed in ambush shooting. Police to shake down Hundred Acre Wood for the usual suspects
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Griswold sues to ban county clerk from overseeing 2022 elections. Uncle Eddie unavailable for comment
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how much the wonders of the world would cost if they were built today? Have $1.2 billion in limestone lying around?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your cow has a third eye? Obviously, it is God
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(Guinness World Records)
 
 
 
World's Oldest Man Dies. Why does this keep happening?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apocalyptic Hellscapes is my new vegan death metal band name
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman rescued after she drives car across frozen river. News: She snaps a selfie on the car as it sinks into the water. Fark: A neighbor's home camera recorded her speeding across the river
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chalking
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
On this day in 2020, passengers arriving at New York's JFK Airport from some place in China called Wuhan starting being screened upon arrival. Oh those sweet innocent health officials of spring
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation with a mathematician assist: why the question, "Can I trust the results of a rapid test?" is more complicated than it seems
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New company-driven initiative will limit COVID spread among airline passengers and employees
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor ramps up campaign with livestream starting 3pm ET
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
"Starving Artist Knifed to Death in Village Room," "Artist Dies for Her Cat in Fire," "Artist Dies In Developing Tank," "GIVES HIS BODY FOR DOG MEAT." The cheery obituary clippings from the archives of the Metropolitan Museum of Art
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Since the twin disasters took out nearly all of its communications infrastructure, we haven't gotten many dramatic pictures or videos out of Tonga, but after the volcanic eruption and ensuing tsunami, the island is farked UP
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia sets a new record for its deadliest day of the COVID-19 pandemic, with 77 deaths. No, that's not a typo
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sacked short bus driver gets her job reinstated, longer bus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Tonga volcano eruption was a once-in-a-millennium event. Haven't we had enough once-in-a-millennium events in our lifetimes?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
ProTip: Don't be drunk when it's time to remove the goat head
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Ottawa woman drives 10 miles down frozen river before Darwin catches up. Commemorates event with a "Sinking Scion Selfie"
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(The London Economic)
 
 
 
It's normal for a 4yo to throw a tantrum if his soft toy is in the wrong position or missing. Not so much for a 61yo "adult" with a vast collection that must be arranged just so on his bed, is it, Your ex-Royal Highness?
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(US Postal Service)
 
 
 
You can now order 4 COVID test kits per address for free from the USPS, which should arrive just in time for the surge to be over
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 4-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Magazine, The Damned, Adam Ant, The Loft, and Madness. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #301. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Canada has sent special forces to help defend Ukraine against Russian aggression. You can snicker, but you have no idea how deadly a Tim Hortons-deprived moose can be
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(Vice)
 
 
 
GIFs are no longer cool, only old boomers use them. This message brought to you by the Millennial Clickbait project
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Watchdog group that apparently specializes in making making obvious predictions forecast that the Afghan air force would utterly collapse soon after an American withdrawal, which it did. Way to make the tough call, guys
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman dies after being ejected from a vehicle at a retirement community. Police are on the lookout for a 1963 Aston Martin DB5
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Want to get out of a bad date? Fake a positive Covid result
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
North Korea bans laughing, drinking, leather jackets on the anniversary of Kim Jong Il's death
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
Woman who slipped on lemon at bar loses a peel
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
End of pandemic signaled by return of free samples at Costco - cheese squares, crackers, little hot dogs, guns in the bathroom
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