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Tue March 26, 2019
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Suddenly: Hot Air Balloon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Rapper named Tech N9ne says he is still alive after the death of rapper named Tech 9 sparks confusion
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Woman claims online alien cult led her to shoot her boyfriend. Lawyer says she misunderstood what 'To Catch a Predator' was about
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
In the wake of investigation detailing alleged abuse and cover-ups, officials order "emergency removal" of all children remaining in ICE detention camps. Oopsies... the oldest reform school in the country. ICE may carry on
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Because springing forward and falling back just got to be too much for Florida
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(10 News)
 
 
 
College student spit on, kicked, hit with a paddle with spikes. Just another fun day of fraternity hazing at Ohio's Miami University
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aussie police are more fun
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Louisiana loses a football field's worth of land every hour and a half. Thoughts and prayers, ye intrepid engineers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
First all female spacewalk canceled because they can't settle on what to wear
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Did your mum's funeral run long by 10 minutes? That'll be £200, please
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I heard it through the grapevine. Fifty smashed cars in a big line. Honey, honey, yeah
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Mon March 25, 2019
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"This time, however, she was not found alive. "
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(LiveLeak)
 
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Car carrier driver instantly turns brand new sedan into a convertible
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Man steals over $100 million for work that never actually took place from Facebook and Google by sending them random bills. The arms of American justice are long, especially when money is involved
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You are naked in your sauna with only your trusted pitchfork all is well until you start to yell Tiger. Moral is always get a pitchfork before you need a pitchfork
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
When they write "half-naked man," you already know which half, because otherwise he is "shirtless"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
No you weren't transported back to 1958 in a time machine, that was a vintage TWA Lockheed Constellation airplane traveling through Times Square this weekend
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
As God is his witness, Florida Man forgets pigeons can fly. Also forgets aluminum conducts electricity
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Gun safes recalled for being unsafe with guns. You had one job
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Woman makes an outfit and matching purse out of used Wegmans shopping bags. Gee, and I just use them for the garbage
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this freshly remodeled bathroom vanity
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(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
Pan on head student
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Mass school sickness blamed on spicy food, sympathy vomiting
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sorority apologizes for active shooter scare. Apparently surprised that popping balloons and screaming near a memorial for the New Zealand shooting might somehow trigger a massive police response
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Woman complained pizza made her son sick, so cook offered to make another for free, but mom wanted six free sodas instead. Quick, who gets covered with tomato sauce?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's it gonna do, bite my tongue?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Looks like these nine nurses take their jobs very seriously
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Off-duty firefighter saves elderly man from burning home: 'It never crossed my mind not to go in'
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(AP News)
 
 
 
You're a non-smoker. You tell some dude who is smoking that he should stop, cuz he's sitting in a no-smoking area of the train station. He refuses. What do? Why, clobber him in the face with a wooden fence post, of course
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Man gets arrested for car theft. During discussions with the judge, man reveals his favorite drink is Pepsi. Judge sentences man to four years probation and bans him from drinking Pepsi for four years
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The best "one that got away" fishing stories involve monster crocodiles and live video. Bonus: Australia
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Mom successfully sues deadbeat dad for back child support, which, over 50 years totals over $170,000. "I realized in the middle of the night one night last year, 'Hey, there's no statute of limitations on child support.'"
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(Some Pond Area)
 
 
 
Photoshop this outdoor seating area
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Endangered animals, comic book tributes, and Japanese commercialism can all be found in the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 10-16 Tractor Edition
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Thirty thousand bus commuters to feel impact of the 'Seattle Squeeze.' Commuters already dealing with the Detroit Debris, the Albuquerque Confusion, or the Portland Palpitations nod in sympathy
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of man to fake being an Instagram celebrity in order to convince an underage girl to take an $800 Uber ride from Texas to Florida in order to have sex, and that kind of man is Florida Man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Parents of Stoneman Douglas high students are being urged to watch their kids for signs of depression after two survivors of the shooting recently committed suicide. It's almost as if there's a syndrome that survivors of traumatic stress experience
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
What was the difference between "looting" and "finding" things during a flood again?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Protester escalates it quickly, eats raw pig's head in front of activists outside vegan festival (possible nsfw content on page)
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man orders more naked protesters from Amazon. You can do that?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman claims she always has sex on the first date, and says it has one huge benefit (NSFW)
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
New Jersey sues California company over 'ghost guns' Good thing I stocked up on ghost flamethrowers
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: If a woman at Walmart is hit by a customer riding it's motorized scooter, who does she sue?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
It was just an argument at a car wash caught on the security camera until I took a bullet to the knee
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Feds suck $112.5 million back from Duke University for research grants with faked data
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Stolen hot air balloon found at hot air balloon festival. Because where else would it be?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Tactical Ding Dongs
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Indonesian authorities have arrested a Russian tourist who was attempting to smuggle a drugged orangutan out of the resort island of Bali. Someone had quite the vacation
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
New 'beer spa' lets customers relax in a tub full of warm beer. Bring your own straw
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Passengers on British Airways flight from London to Dusseldorf somewhat surprised when plane lands in Edinburgh
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