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Thu December 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PETA finally does something I'm on-board with but I'm upset with the lack of lotion
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 865: "Fair Game". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New study of COVID survivors finds more than half of those who recovered from severe cases died within a year
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Also: "The cost of producing automobiles is beyond the limits for horse-drawn buggy makers"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Boeing trials a plan to reduce the carbon footprint of future 737 Max crashes
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man caught fooling around with dingy in public
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
"Obviously it's about men's health issues like testicular cancer. I thought it was an interesting and eye-catching way to raise awareness for something quite serious"
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(6Park)
 
 
 
You are not the person I agreed to be scammed by
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(Google)
 
 
 
Create a Google Doodle for someone (or something) that Google would never do a Doodle for
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(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Cue the herp a derp outrage. Subby's local school district is giving vaccinated teachers $1000
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man wraps his pickup truck around light pole on Corkscrew Road
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Virginia DOT considering changes because too many trucks are crashing into a railroad bridge. So, webcam?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Missouri man sues Folgers, claims it 'grossly misrepresented' amount of coffee per can. So I guess that he doesn't have a best part of waking up
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(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Guy struts on front lawn in birthday suit. Nope, it wasn't his birthday. Gross
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Holmes: My BF abused me and was always running me down, and that's why I commit all those crimes out of low self esteem. Prosecutors you mean like in this text where he said: ""U r god's tigress and warrior. You are extraordinary."?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"You don't need proof when you have instinct."― Quentin Tarantino. I dunno, I've got an empty bottle and a printed proof on the way. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, proof of proof edition
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Oxford high school shooter charged with 4 counts of murder, 7 counts of assault with intent to murder, and one count of terrorism resulting in death. Charges of excessive expression of freedom pending
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Oxford High School students escaped out a window when they suspected the shooter was pulling a reverse "How do you do, fellow kids?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sometimes life seems like a movie, but that doesn't mean you should accept money that says 'motion picture use' on it
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Suspect pins blame on "big snake" (but not that one)
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(Hail Caledonia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Celtish athlete
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Click the link to find out what a cenotaph is and why Josephine Baker deserves one. Hint: has to do with fighting Nazis
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: What do mashed potatoes, Headline of the Year, and the Swear Jar have in common?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Mum-of-one with a big case of the holiday spirits wakes up at 4am to drink, gets smashed by 9am on Xmas day. Why? Because she regularly sacrifices her own nights out so that she can serve others drinks the rest of the year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Creepy cult down in Dallas getting increasingly desperate as JFK Jr. predictions come and go
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(AP News)
 
 
 
When is a bad review good for a movie? When it contains the line, "This is like Showgirls in a convent"
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
South Carolina gun shop owner placed a replica Glock BB gun among real firearms in the store with the intent of pranking one of his employees. You don't need to be Alec Baldwin to guess what could possibly go wrong
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
HOA speed cameras. The Fark version of crossing the streams
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Omicron has reached America, surprisingly not in Florida. That we know of, yet
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
ProTip: If you are an airport fast-food employee, maybe don't try to carry a stolen gun in your purse going into work
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Duolingo's sentences are so freakin' weird
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Mom accidentally puts her baby up for sale on Facebook instead of her old sofa. No word if she filled his jammies with loose change first
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australia being Australia, where everything can kill you, is now fitting native bilbies with poisonous implants to combat feral cats
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
If you've only got one horsepower, stay in the right lane like this guy did
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Wild Swans, The Railway Children, Kaja, and The Replacements. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #284. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Package Protection Day, urging you to be more mindful about your package. With more awareness raised, more packages prevented from being stolen, mis-delivered, or lost in transit. Financial loss due to package mishap can be shrunk
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
WWII not quite over in Germany as a 550 pound bomb explodes in Munich
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Woman, four and a half months pregnant, rushes up to house, bangs on front door, awakens man inside, yelling: A) "You said you were sterile;" B) "Jesus is the Daddy;" or C) "Your house is on fire?". Sadly it's C but would have loved for it to be A or B
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
After almost eight years, British expert 'pinpoints' precise resting spot of lost flight MH370. So was it the smoke monster?
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Are you getting hit with an Emotet malware outbreak right now? Turns out you're not. News tag so you don't pull the plug on your datacenter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Advent of Code var y=2021
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you've been a little disappointed at Covid's apparent lack of effort vis-à-vis some of the higher profile anti-vaxxers and generally unpleasant people that have caught it; you should know the game's not over yet even for the "recovered"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Boys abandoned with their brother's corpse in their apartment lived in a 'filthy, disgusting environment.' I'd think the corpse would have made that obvious
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
One Florida Man's yearslong quest to stop a really annoying bell from ringing near his condo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Do you use Old Spice or Secret body sprays or deodorants? Enjoy the cancer
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Suddenly, lava bees
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
Weeners
 
Giant phallus bouncy castle for adults who like to bounce up and down on things gets attention on social media
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tree viewing cafe
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary is moving forward on their Happy Even After program which will place dogs who have lost their owners in cottages, with a goal to be as much like a home environment as possible. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rockefeller Christmas Tree to light it up this evening. Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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