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Mon March 08, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
International Women's Day started with a little-known radical suffragist-led labor strike in 1907
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1942, the Dutch surrendered Java, a humbling defeat which proved the timeless military adage that you simply can't make good coffee in a Dutch Oven
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Cow cuddling." It's not just your mom's Discreet Encounters ad headline anymore
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
What did you do today? Oh not much, just some pull ups over traffic
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
How to know you're not really cut out for thieving: 1) you break into the home of someone who knows you and can identify you when they see you running away 2) you also leave behind your debit card you used to force open the door
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The last "Fifty Shades of Grey" novel is coming out soon. So for all of you who used your safe word back when the first one was published, the author is finally listening
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hot chocolate balls are NOT appropriate bath bombs, even if they have marshmallows
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(NPR)
 
 
 
300 Years ago a virus was raging through England causing death and misery and forcing the whole country into lockdown. A woman who'd spent time in the Ottoman Empire knew how to stop it, but nobody listened, because woman and because "foreigners"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Happy, naked teen, is struck and killed while running down the freeway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So why are rich countries dying of COVID-19 while many poorer countries have been spared the high rates? Well there are various theories, but it probably comes down to poor countries being mostly young while rich ones mostly old
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
91-year old man accidentally receives 2 vaccine doses in one day. No word on what his new superpowers are
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is not convinced. It doesn't seem blurry enough to be genuine
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Fife may start impounding the cars of street racers, noting that they need to nip this thing in the bud
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
COVID doesn't have many fans, but now that Syria's tyrannical leader Bashar al-Assad has it; it might have a few supporters out there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cutting off your own foot to fool the cops is a pretty baller move
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Todfay is National Proofreading Day, so get out their and read some proofs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Man "Millionaire" likes to harass Home Depot employees, refuses to wear a mask
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
CDC clears fully vaccinated people to start licking each other at will
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
SWAT team vs 800 college students. FIGHT
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
The story of an eccentric Warwick magician and his "human organ"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Man, that was a long year
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(CBC)
 
 
 
George Floyd trial tests how much if anything, will change in the U.S. I don't know, article writer, why don't you ask Rodney King, Trayvon Martin, Eric Garner, Michael Brown, Tamir Rice, Walter Scott, Alton Sterling, Philando Castile, Breonna Taylor
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
4 Men were arrested for trying to sell their unlicensed, back mounted, nuclear accelerators after their small business in NYC fails
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remote schooling isn't all bad: some kids are actually getting better grades without all of the distractions
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
A 6-year-old boy finished his last chemo treatment. How do you celebrate? With a parade, of course
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
New TV programme for kids in the Netherlands features naked adults. Surprisingly reactions vary from "not something I need to see" to "it felt a bit uncomfortable at first," and that's just the kids
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this warped wood
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Today the Swiss voted to: A) Require everyone to get a COVID vaccine, B) Fine people 300 Swiss Francs for violating lockdown orders, or C) FORBID wearing face coverings in public
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(WDBO Orlando)
 
 
 
Burger King celebrates International Women's Day with "Women belong in the kitchen" tweet. Outrage and confusion ensue
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
We're not saying that everyone has gotten used to working from home, but a third of home workers say they would quit on the spot if told to GBTW in the office
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thanks to the pandemic cases of the Mondays are starting to show up on Sunday now
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida teenager shoots grandfather and aunt, kills cousin, gets into a shootout with another resident, then drives around with a hostage for hours before being arrested. The Aristocrats in Florida
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Woman wins "Female High Mileage Award" for riding her motorcycle 18,000 miles in 2020. In other news, there is a magazine that gives out a "Female High Mileage Award"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
You might be wondering if you'll be able to continue enjoying the better happiness, productivity, and work-life balance of working remotely. Not to worry - Newsweek is here to tell us peons to STFU and GBTW at the office
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Toronto lockdown sees humans facing off against trash pandas
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The simplest solution would be to make airline seats that don't recline
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Two arrested for robbing Wawa with boom boom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man acts out on flight home to India from Paris, forgetting to realize that he would probably rather be in India or Paris than in most places between the two. Enjoy Bulgaria
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Aliens did it. Aliens with snowshoes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Junk car moved three times, investigation launched. Operation Corolla underway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Flashback .... Flashforward: Japan plans naval deployment
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man's donation of car to Goodwill is a smashing success
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stupid is as stupid does
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bowling Green State University student in critical condition after alleged fraternity hazing incident, worst since the Bowling Green Massacre
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
4th wave: Awful if it's Ska, terrifying if it's coronavirus
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
NYC's "Naked Cowboy" arrested at Daytona Beach's Bike Week for being "Naked in Daytona," aggressive panhandling
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Last surviving child of falling Wallendas founder dies firmly planted on the ground
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this natural wonder
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate your golden wedding anniversary than getting the Covid vaccine together to make sure you have many more
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Octopuses can, among other things; shape-shift, change color, figure out complex problems, and are now known to be sentient to the point of having emotions. Your octopus wants a good therapist
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