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Thu November 09, 2023
(The Hill)
 
  
 
 Census Bureau estimates US could reach population between about 571 million to 1.2 billion by 2100. Or WILL it?
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(YouTube)
 
  
 
 This year's John Lewis christmas advert is out and it's seriously WTF?
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(Watauga Guy)
 
  
 
 Hello 911, I think the guy we asked to leave our bar is planning to mass shoot us all. Bonus: "he resisted arrest" mugshot
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
  
 
 Dog releases deadly gas. Not sure how this makes the news, my dog farts all the time... oh
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(Bay News 9)
 
  
 
 Wouldn't it be nice to live in a state where if you pay contractors more than $24,000 to get your roof fixed that you wouldn't get a lien on your house if the contractors didn't pay $6.557.95 to the building supply company?
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 You know on second thought, maybe posting an article on 'how to use wartime stress to lose weight' wasn't the best idea
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Being on the Roosevelt Island tram when it starts swinging is driving New Yorkers nuts. Maybe someone needs to see where the Green Goblin has been lately
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(MLive.com)
 
  
 
 Fark Headline: Exploding marijuana-infused cider drinks recalled in Michigan
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(KUCI)
 
  
 
 Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Bolshoi, Cowboys International®, Eurythmics, and Talk Talk. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #538. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(WPXI.com)
 
  
 
 Shady man in Shadyside uses shady camera to take shady pics of customers
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Fark NotNewsletter: She's Begun to Defrost
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(CBS News)
 
  
 
 Bear nicknamed Pumpkin by the community. Then it does what bears do and now it has to die
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(Reuters)
 
  
 
 Oregon will allow you to practice law without passing a bar, Farkers who never pass a bar celebrate
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(Law and Crime)
 
  
 
 The man who mistook his wife for a chair
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(Wikimedia)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this indoor reader
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
  
 
 Catholic Church finally warns the public about a man claiming to be a priest that's targeting vulnerable drawers. FARK: Church cash register drawers. Actual Priests violating young boys' drawers still A OK, no warnings required
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(KOLD News 13)
 
  
 
 Graves at Boot Hill cemetery desecrated. Local varmints suspected
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(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 Day 624 of WW3: Orcs sending Ukrainian POWs to front lines to fight for Moscow. The soldiers swore allegiance to Russia when they joined the battalion, which entered service last month. Yeah, this'll surely work. It's your Thursday Ukraine war thread
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(TMZ)
 
  
 
 Canadian mom pumps out toddler, shattering hospital record among other things
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Which is that so important one crosses the line and pulls (not squeezes) the trigger while pointing a gun at another human? Saving a child from an abductor? Stopping a rabid animal? Mining protestor blocking traffic saying 'why don't you shoot?'
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Undersea eruption creates new island near Japan ... annnnnnnnd it's already swarming with Kaiju
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(KHQ Spokane)
 
  
 
 BREAKING: Gas pipeline near Pullman, WA
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Americans: Inflation sucks. Everything costs too much. I don't make enough money. I don't have any savings. Biden's economy sucks. Also Americans: I MUST BUY EVERYTHING
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 There have been over 400 earthquakes around Mount St. Helens since mid-July. But don't worry, I'm sure it's nothing
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(MPR News)
 
  
 
 Minnesotans are as loony as usual, don't cha know
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 DoJ goes down memory lane, hits 10 Gambino mobsters with racketeering charges. In related news: There's a Gambino crime family still thriving in NYC
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
  
 
 Who needs a gold watch anyway?
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
  
 
 Texas school guard fired after he left a deuce, 9MM in the shiatter
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(Farktography)
 
 Farktography
 
 Theme of Farktography Contest No. 966: "Earth Tones". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 08, 2023
(MLive.com)
 
  
 
 Apparently there are Girl Scout troops with $20,000... well at least one that HAD $20,000
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Ok, now the air wants join the fight against us? Guess where
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
  
 
 Bowlers strike at hunger with spare turkeys
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(Ars Technica)
 
  
 
 Americans may soon be able to ignore warnings about ultra-processed foods, just as they ignore all of the other warnings they receive about their health
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Elk ignores the age-old idiom of "Never trample the hand that feeds you"
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Turns out that cops aren't amused when you "borrow" your customer's car and go on a joyride
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
  
 
 San Francisco park opens with ping pong and foosball table betting, cornhole boards to poop in, and a skate park to keep criminals away or at least busy
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(IndieWire)
 
  
 
 SAG reaches deal with the studios. Act cool
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(Dallas News)
 
  
 
 Neighbors near airport upset with the noise from flights. Airport has been in business since 1917. The neighbors also complained about them crazy Wright boys as well
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(PennLive)
 
  
 
 911. What is your emergency? I left my wallet at a polling place and when I got it back $100 was missing. On second thought, never mind. I'll just get a gun and handle this myself
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this carriage ride
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
  
 
 The Audrain County Air Force claims aerial supremacy over a local redneck
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(KUCI)
 
  
 
 Today's episode of Murder and Mystery with Marie is about one of America's worst serial killers. The case of Carl Panzram is not for the faint of heart but I promise it is a fascinating listen. Tune in at 5 pm PST/8 pm EST
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
  
 
 California is now drought free, so we can stop trying to save any water in that state. And we just ate so there cannot be anyone hungry that we might need to feed
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Large fire after explosion at chemical plant in Shepherd, Texas. Problem attributed to safety inspector daydreaming about clowns
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
  
 
 People are feeding coyotes along nature preserve, and not just pets and kids
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 Hero
 
 For swimming across a river in full uniform to rescue the victims of a savage animal attack, the Montana Highway Patrol has deemed that this trooper otter get an award
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(9News (Australia))
 
  
 
 The land down under now has an 'underwater cyclone' spinning out of control off the Sydney coast due to climate change. Maybe it will whip up some flying great white sharks
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(9News (Australia))
 
  
 
 Life expectancy in the land where everything kills you drops for the first time in decades. Go figure
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(Outkick)
 
  
 
 I don't know what MrBeast is but apparently he built a bunch of fresh water wells in Africa with his own money. Some have a problem with that because of reasons
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(Newschannel 9)
 
  
 
 The maximum height listed for the underpass is 6' 6". Not given is the radius of the underpass and the width of your vehicle. Do you quickly estimate the width of your vehicle, the radius of the underpass and do some quick geometry in your head?
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