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Wed April 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 How is it that good news can still piss you off? Read how a black officer got fired for assaulting a white officer in defense of a handcuffed assailant, while that same white officer got promoted to lieutenant. Many tags involved, but hero suffices
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
  
 
 Pittsburgh proudly announces a brand new toll road that will be backed up and make you miss your flight, but hey, probably no potholes for the first year, at least
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
  
 
 Smuggler's Notch reopens, Vermonters still have zero faith in truck drivers. Can we get a Fark poll going here for when the first Truck gets stuck this year?
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Forget snakes on a plane. In Australia, its motherfarking snakes in your produce
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(North Jersey)
 
  
 
 What do you do with a flag of nazis? What do you do with a flag of nazis? What do you do with a flag of nazis, when you're woke and cringing?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
  
 
 Car: "En garde" Guardrail: "On car"
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(National Park Service)
 
  
 
 It's National Fark Week. Fark for free the whole week of Apr... wait that's a 'P'
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
  
 
 New study shows that cramming 1/3 less people into a flying beer can reduces Covid transmission rates by, drum roll please... one third. That's right folks, 1/3
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(Some Shoji)
 
  
 
 Photoshop what should be in this room
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(BBC)
 
  
 
 Running out of ideas, supermarket regrets adding Hepatitis A to its "Taste the Difference" range
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Why are restaurants having a hard time finding workers? "You're seeing restaurants shift the way they're working because people aren't willing to come back to that work environment"
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Twirly MacTwerkface commissioned into Australian Navy in Wooloomooloo
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
  
 
 Stolen Giant Funko Batman returned. It now lives at police station, presumably with a purloined cyclopean bobblehead commissioner Gordon
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(Kotaku)
 
  
 
 Fonts matter
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 Kim Potter: "Well, I screwed up, so I'll resign." Minnesota State Government: "Not so fast"
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Former medical examiner testifies that Chauvin suffocating Floyd for almost 10 minutes had nothing to do with Floyd's death
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(Vice)
 
  
 
 Are farts protected by the First Amendment? One plucky flatulist is about to find out
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 One Staff Sergeant in South Carolina is going to have an interesting day
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(Daily Star)
 
  
 
 Nothing to see here stalking the ISS at 17,000 MPH. It's just swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflecting the light from Venus, at 254-miles above the Earth, in Space (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Fark NotNewsletter: Drew's got a hot tip for you
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 The Queen returns to whatever she calls work
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
  
 
 Randy boinking couple give students sex-ed lesson from bench in front of school
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(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 Russia appears to be employing the classic "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you" military strategy against Ukraine
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 When Mick Jagger calls you out for being irrational and incapable of understanding reason, you know you are on the wrong side of things
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(Naples Daily News)
 
  
 
 "I dunno, I feel that Florida has gotten too boring and predictable lately." "I completely agree. You know what we really need?" "An invasion of tropical frogs with claws? "An invasion of tropical frogs with claws"
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(Blog Toronto)
 
  
 
 Canada was just ranked the best country in the world. Sorry
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 FBI asks public if they know anyone who walks this way
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Watch this Hellcat driver with poor judgment and too much horsepower
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(Daily Star)
 
  
 
 Bookies update their odds of aliens being discovered after recent Pentagon reports
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
  
 
 Today is National Ex-Spouse Day, a day to forgive and forget and move on from the houses we bought for people we hate
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(KRNV Reno)
 
  
 
 Nevada is betting on June 1st for reopening. Good thing people already given to risky activities don't fly in from all over the country to spend time indoors in the Nevada desert during the summer
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 Bernie is dead
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Covid: 'Israel may be reaching herd immunity.' Thank you for that report Covid
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 What does it feel like to have your girlfriend out you to the FBI as a seditious terrorist?
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(Patheos)
 
  
 
 Pastor: The vibrating poster in my house is a godly miracle. Reality: The poster is vibrating because of the a/c unit. Pastor: Nu-uh, it's a godly miracle
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(Some waitstaff)
 
  
 
 Photoshop what's for dinner
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(KPIC Roseburg)
 
  
 
 Thanks to Saving Grace Pet Adoption Center in Roseburg, Oregon quite a few abandoned or hoarded dogs and cats have been rescued & many have been adopted. Please welcome Wonder & Olaf to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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(YouTube)
 
  
 
 Because not everything has to be serious: here's Mr. Rogers getting pranked and handling it like a boss
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(Axios)
 
  
 
 St. Vincent water supply running critically low, leading some to suggest bringing in David Byrne to fix things
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(Chron)
 
  
 
 Strictly 4 my S.T.U.D.E.N.T.Z
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Making TikTok videos holding bags of liposuctioned human fat while dancing? Yep, that's going to get your medical license suspended, Dr. Brazil
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 Walking while Black in a Columbia, South Carolina neighborhood - even if you live there - apparently allows anyone else to threaten said walker, is that right Staff Sergeant?
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(TreeHugger)
 
  
 
 That's not an apartment, it's a dorm room
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 Enemy of the state
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(SFGate)
 
  
 
 4/20 Party on Hippy Hill cancelled. Again. This is putting a serious harsh on my buzz. Again
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(Knewz)
 
  
 
 Attorney at bowling alley starts smacking his girlfriend around, another lady steps in and shuts his eye. But he got a spare
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(News4Jax)
 
  
 
 Guess which popular spring break state had highest single-day increase in COVID-19 cases since early February?
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 It turns out that there are real pet detectives
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Maybe the USA copies Canada's names to provide cover for their nefarious deeds
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
  
 
 Homeowners rip up old carpet in living room, find giant Monopoly board hidden underneath. Now looking for Rich Uncle Pennybags to see if he has some extra cash
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