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Mon June 24, 2019
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Because things turned out so well the last time around. Freaknik returns to Atlanta. Boobies and weeners tags stuck in traffic so News tag steps in
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's only one man watching porn in Sudan today
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(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
Noted government corporate welfare queen Curt Schilling to host second amendment town hall in Tombstone. Wyatt Earp seen counting the silverware before it begins
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Things I learned today: There is an annual Miss Hooters International contest. Also: This contestant is in the top right of the hot/crazy graph. (pictures may be NSFW)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Switching to fresh beef has helped McDonald's gain market share in the "informal cunnilingis" category
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fark™
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you ever been to the museum... ON WEED??
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Historic lifeguard tower in Newport Beach burns to the ground, possibly due to arson, or the fact that all responding firefighters were running down the beach in slow motion
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mum's friend tells her she'd 'look good in a trash bag'. Challenge accepted
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1997, the U.S. Air Force released its report on the purported Roswell alien spacecraft crash. The truth is out there, probably tapping on the glass windows of its cage deep under Area 51
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Amazon selling bootleg copies of the Sanford Antibiotic guide frequently used by doctors. Fark: 30/34 books from different sellers were fake. Ultra Fark: publishers buy Amazon ads to stay on top of search results. Seeaddul, wii haz broplem
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gorilla crow is now a thing that exists and once you see it you can never unsee it
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Infant formula recalled for metal contamination. So if your toddler starts throwing up the horns and headbanging, this could be the cause
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ever think of just for fun picking the lottery numbers '0-0-0-0'? Well, 2,000 people did and they all won
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
"She has a pair of short shorts and I need to get my point across. I will wear a pair of short shorts, a kind of little tit for tat on the clothing idea"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Mom Reflexes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Iran says cyber-attacks by US 'unsuccessful'. To be fair, it's hard to hack into technology when you still use slates and chalk
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you can get past the blaming the boomers narrative hook, here's a pretty good article on why everything is how it is today
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
All those American tourists dropping dead in the Dominican Republic? It's probably because they just can't hold their adulterated illegal bootleg liquor
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Cat survives full cycle in washing machine, expected to make full recovery, exact revenge on humans
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
The problem with "tiny" manufactured homes is that when there is a financial dispute someone can just drive off with it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this diver
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What's 6 feet tall, orange, with tiny hands for grasping sexual partners? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Legal reminder - if you're in divorce proceedings with your wife and you win the lottery, your future ex-wife will still get half
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today on faces of meth: Ex-Playboy Playmate has a sad face after getting busted for meth possession
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
50+ rounds fired, "With as many rounds that were shot, I would not be surprised to find anybody else that could be shot," said a police spokesman. No one saw a thing of course. Welcome to Florida
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Divorce rates now at a 40-year low, except for those 55 and older. Mostly because in this economy people can't even think about affording to get married until they are at least 55
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(Explore)
 
 
 
The explore.org live bear cam from Alaska's Katmei National Park is up and running for 2019
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Clarence Madison Dally was a man who tested X Ray tubes for Thomas Edison, and boy do his hands show it
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Navy pilots see a streetlight again
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Preschool teacher welcomes kids at their graduation ceremony. Unfortunately, this leads to a NSFW video
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(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
The Japanese are at it again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"FORE" *blam* "Uhh... FIVE"
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Sun June 23, 2019
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Herndon, Virginia firefighters save kid stuck 40 feet up in tree. Fortunately for the kid, he has eight lives left
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Can you give up "frose" for the entire summer? If so, you could be $10,000 richer
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Talking calmly while black? That's a tazing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Some parents play "peekaboo" or "got your nose" with their children. Then there's this Texas mom
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cliff
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Welcome to Not Fark
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(DW)
 
 
 
How does Germany fight neo-Nazis? Why, confiscate their beer, of course
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this amusement park goer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lawyers for white supremacist and convicted murderer James Fields seek mercy in sentencing for the usual reasons: "troubled childhood", "mental illness", "murdering Jewish grandfather", "please ignore phone calls he makes from jail"
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
A man was observed painting a mural in Detroit by police, which led to his arrest. No, it wasn't a random tagger, but an actual paid artist. His skin color made the difference between "comic misunderstanding" and "arrested for disorderly conduct"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, a twelfth American has mysteriously died in the Dominican Republic after drinking--and the tourism minister says it's "not unusual" for this high a body count
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"One of the first things they did was have the solar panels removed, which wildly confused the workers who came to take them"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Local guy buys second-hand monorail, finally puts Wisconsin on the map. Bonus: guy is subby
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Look... me and the Angry Birds people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're Angry Birds, and I'm Angry Birdz
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cool: Seeing a fighter jet from your airplane window. Cooler: Seeing two fighter jets fly in formation alongside your passenger jet. Seriously Uncool: Because the RAF had to dispatch them due to an "extremely disruptive passenger" on board
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hexagonal tile
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Summer has officially started, so let's hear your summer vacation stories. Keep it clean for the kids
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