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Mon October 22, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Saudi King Salman, Crown Prince Mohammed offer apologies to Khashoggi's son, will have changed their stories 3-4 more times by the end of the day
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Man orders two waters at NC hot dog restauant, then leaves $10,000 tip. Pic helps explain why
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"A recent survey found that "investing in decent cutlery and enjoying a garden centre" are definite signs that you're officially middle aged"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
The notorious 'Piggyback Bandit' has been arrested at a high school football game again, this time in Alabama
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Caption these women and their tortoises
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Co-living" is on the rise in cities where a gutted middle class no longer earns enough to live where they work. Picture dorm living without the benefit of your own door to hang a sock on, and then triple the price
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Five school shootings were thwarted in October, one of which was last Thursday, in the next county over from where Drew's kids go to school
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Something seems to be missing from this list but I can't put my finger on it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bear
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(10 News)
 
 
 
PETA must only drink chocolate milk
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Christian missionaries have all but eradicated an ancient jungle tribe, just as Jesus intended
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Violent assault occurs at a Mahler symphony after someone rustled a bag of gum
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy shoots twin sister in the head after finding gun in car while dad shopped at Tennessee Dollar General
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Seems NYPD will try anything to get out of wearing body cams
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Brave man defends his family from zombies by punching, shoving them down stairs outside Park City theater. Well, they were just teen girls costumed as Thiller dance zombies, but that took guts
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Add palm trees to list of things that can kill you in Florida. So, stay alert, don't get caught napping
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Woman faces charges for practicing witchcraft in backward, benighted country of Canada
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York public housing tenants facing off against giant rats invading their homes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The beat was about to drop," and then it dropped
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: builder gets fined $900 per day for work done without building permit. Fark: Which adds up to $41 million
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Behold, the visage of he who would break into a house of prayer and steal money from the donation box
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Sun October 21, 2018
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
Weeners
 
That's not 12 inches
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Crews work throughout the night to control fire at Vermont Country Store warehouse. Never a good idea to store linen, towels, hard candy, and 16 million scented candles in the same warehouse as oil lamps, wood stove supplies, and bath salts
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this positive reinforcement
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: Activist pushing for pure food regulations is smeared by industry and government for "doing all he can to destroy American business". Not News: In 1902. Fark: Things aren't much better today
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Flight delayed two hours because: A) inclement weather, B) bomb threat, or C) two off-duty pilots who wanted their first class seats and wanted them NOW
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(Memphis City Moms Blog)
 
 
 
Mommy blogger unleashes on childless Millennials who are RUINING DISNEY WORLD
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Contractor finds 150-year-old skull while building patio, so Ontario government makes recent widow pay over $70,000 for archaeological investigation
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Come test your knowledge of comic book movies, insurance fraud, and of course Naked Florida Man. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept 30-Oct 6 Cream Cheese Edition
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Dumb: driving drunk. Dumber: crashing into a cop car. And dumbest? Don't worry, he was in the passenger seat with an open arrest warrant
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hungover, strapped naked to a tree is no way to go through life...but at least you get some loose change
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this incredible Hulk
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Columnist argues we should stop insisting that cyclists have to wear helmets. "In whole-population terms, it's far healthier to cycle without a helmet than it is to never cycle at all"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Legal battle over whether or not remove terminally ill Texas girl from life supports gets solved without any input from either courts or parents
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(UPI)
 
 
 
On the positive side, no broken bones were detected, so hey... free X-ray
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Aztec calendar speeds up time
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
2007: High School kid voted "most likely to be on Saturday Night live. 2018: Kid is hired by Saturday Night Live
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Seriously? Can nobody figure out how to win a lottery in this country anymore?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Music note, Eling with dove, Marilyn Monroe sugar skull bird, flower, love on inside of lip, wish your heart makes the human world is a mess, mermaid, we're all mad here, cat pineapple, airplane, butterfly, my story isn't over, just keep swimming, fish
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Have fun storming the castle ... but beware the donut-stealing wolfhounds
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this under-the-stairs relaxation nook area thingee
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Things you believed when you were a kid
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Headline: "Canada is running out of marijuana two days after drug became legal." Only person quoted: "We expected, you know, certain strains might run out...They've got a pretty good infrastructure in place and I'm confident it will work"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
In a shocking revelation there are things more radioactive than Detroit along the Great Lakes
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Once again, driving your vehicle into a stationary pole will not kill the spider you just saw
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
There's only one thing better for pilot than a perfect three point landing. Landing on a runway instead of a highway full of traffic (NSFW language)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go October Community Day, Bay Area. Let's meet on the 21st, 9:00am at Justin Hermann Plaza Bocce Ball Courts
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fark you millennials, first it was weddings, then cheese and radio ... now you're coming for my cheap motels
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