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Thu April 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nothing says Sweden like meatballs and hand grenades
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes a lady just wants to get away from it all and trip balls
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(The Star Phoenix)
 
 
 
Honey can you run to the store and pick up some milk, bread, eggs and a crack pipe?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Study links traumatic brain injury to dementia, so if you want to avoid Alzheimer's, you should stop reading the politics tab and smacking your head in disbelief
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pusher
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(BBC)
 
 
 
King of Swaziland brings his country into the 21st century by renaming it eSwatini. iPalau and Dotcomoros expected to follow suit
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you feel something moving around in your ear, you may want to have someone look at it. An armed takeover of an ultrasound school is probably not the best way to achieve that, however
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Extremely rare Ganges river shark not seen in a decade is finally discovered. In a fish market (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russia accidentally hacks Russia
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What's better than roses on the piano? Tulips on the corn dog. Surprisingly not a euphemism
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Lean Cuisine debuts DNA-based meal plan named 'Nutria'. Large, orange-toothed rodents unavailable for comment
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Man arrested for setting fire to Corvette because its owner might have been gay. Suspect spotted while driving Dodge Neon going "Beep Beep Hiiiii"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
25% of Americans can't make it to 9 AM without cursing. Apparently the rest are telecommuters
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ATF issues a warning to all stagecoaches, old-timey banks, and roadrunners in Pennsylvania as someone stole about 700lbs of dynamite from a construction site near Lancaster
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you are the one who's been spray-painting tortoises, the Florida Wildlife Commission would like a word
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish castle reopens after "very angry badger" leaves
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That explosive Southwest Airlines engine is in use on over 8000 Boeing 737s. Can we please be allowed to bring our own booze on board now?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth says her 'sincere wish' is for Prince Charles to be head of Commonwealth. Says nothing about wanting to die anytime soon to, you know, actually make that happen
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Take a break from all the celebrity deaths this past week and relax with the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz, April 8-14 No Dead Celebrity Questions Edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you come home to find a naked intruder in your bathtub eating your Cheetos?
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Today is Tax Freedom Day: earlier in LA, TN, AL & OK, later in NY, NJ, CT & IL
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New artist takes over the 85-year-old "Nancy" comic strip. Fans are outraged because it's actually funny
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Movie Theater in Saudi Arabia opens with a movie about a wise and benevolent monarch who rules a fabulously wealthy kingdom that owes its power and success to its near monopoly on a precious natural resource
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Tough times in Canada: the courts have decided to lock up all the booze
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Miguel Diaz-Canal replaces Raul Castro as Cuba's president, finally achieving what sixty years of CIA assassination attempts could not
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Syracuse fraternity is suspended for offending everybody
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norway is telling their high school students to refrain from doing things like sex on roundabouts among others
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Driver finds car covered in baked beans after she left it "blocking a gate"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Taking an oath of office using a dinosaur hand puppet is pretty funny, but not very smart. Especially if you're in the military
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Italy: Your child has no father? Then your child is not real
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Threat levels raised from "What's all this then?" to "Cor blimey" as UK temperatures threaten to rise to a scorching 82°F, caused by unknown yellow ball in the sky
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this radish
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Our Woofday Wetnose Waggin' Wednesday weekly thread needs its own tag
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Seriously, who steals a tree?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to that Harriet Tubman $20 bill?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD Sex Trafficking Tip Hotline has been providing the wrong phone number in all ads and media for 2 years. FARK: No one noticed until a reporter called the number
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(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
Breastfeeding now allowed on the Senate floor, continuing our downward spiral towards the nanny state
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Winning today's battle of unusual weapons, woman wields crossbow to shoot man armed with machete
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
When we figure out how far Earth is from those things in the sky, we'll let you know
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Beautiful Hawaii: Come for the beaches, stay for the knife-wielding monk seals
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Just a tip, but if you plan on robbing a Gamestop and wearing a mask to conceal your identity, you may want to choose one not made out of a clear white plastic
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Apparently goats follow instructions better than teenagers, deer or rabbits. At least in this one area of work
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Stupid: taking a dog's ball. You're gonna get arrested: taking a K-9's ball
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bad plumbing in curry joints turns UK town's rivers yellow. Officials having naan of it
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
At the UN's "most important meeting on women's empowerment," Trump administration officials tried to steer policy toward teaching women abstinence and sexual "refusal skills" except when they're Playboy models or porn stars and the men are wealthy
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old arrested after bringing gun to school. Don't worry, NRA members, the gun was unharmed
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(UPI)
 
 
 
911: What's the nature of your emergency. Caller: Help, there's a possum in my bedroom
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cause of death revealed for Southwest passenger. It wasn't the fish
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk decides to step in where the US government won't, and provide Puerto Rico with batteries to power itself until the power can be turned back on
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii lawmakers have proposed a $100 million emergency aid package for the storm-damaged island of Kauai. Puerto Rico wants to move to Hawaii
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