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Wed August 15, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Every parking lot has one scary car
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Robots may be coming for the hotel minibar
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The Americans With Disabilities Act doesn't apply here. We're an HOA
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you're a cop, don't use the department-issued body cam to film yourself having sex in your office
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Let's see if we have everything covered here...drunk, half-naked, on a plane, belligerent, Russian, restrained by flight crew. Yep, that's it
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Measles outbreak in 21 states, over 100 cases reported. If only there were some way to prevent this
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(WPTZ)
 
 
 
Christine Hallquist wins Vermont Democratic Primary, becoming the first-ever transgender major party nominee for governor
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Salvage crew raises cannon from Spanish fleet lost over 300 years ago during hurricane. Once restored, plan to display it as warning to any Venezuelan pirates
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US may move to turn the heat up on Turkey if pastor not freed, despite the fact that we're months away from Thanksgiving and that too much heat can dry out the bird
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more YouTube stars are burning out because making videos all the time is, like, hard and stuff
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Where were you when the lights went out? Fifteen years ago today a rolling blackout took the power away from 50 million people. Here are some awesome photos of NYC from that day
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Manafort's lawyers fold their arms, close their eyes and turn away
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Tue August 14, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Attorney General: Priests and other clergy have sexually abused more than 1,000 children
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Christian leader calls for ban on all Muslims working on all airport ground crews after Christian ground crew worker steals plane and crashes it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Waste from Washington's booming legal marijuana business is littering the landscape, clogging gutters, and fouling the waterways. But tell me again how stoners are all in touch with the earth and Gaia and all that
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Newly discovered highest point on earth conquered by Italian in shorts
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
And then the murders began
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Goats make a break for it from a truck near Brooklyn slaughterhouse. Subby would have a wonderful ending to this great escape except they were recaptured and are probably on the menu at Brooklyn's best ethnic restaurants
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well, since major fires burning in virtually every western state destroying billions of dollars worth of property has become an annual event, it would appear that the connection has already been made
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested for setting Holy Fire in Trabuco Canyon Area of CA described by neighbors as "a well-known troublemaker"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out that inhaling burning chemicals is still bad for you, even if it's USB-compatible
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic scene
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
When your employees become a liability, you fire them. How could this possibly be controver... oh
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Now look here, that sort of thing may go in a big city like your hometown of New York, but down here in Nashville, getting drunk, kicking the door in of a random person's house and shouting the N-word at the residents is frowned upon, officer
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
UDel has more farkers than any other school, folllowed by WV, Tulane, Syracuse, and Bucknell
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman killing rattlesnake in her backyard, then eating it, is apparently newsworthy in Phoenix. In Florida, such would only be newsworthy if she unhinged her jaw first, then ate it raw
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not news: A horse was neglected by its owner. News: Now the horse is suing. Fark: Horse is named Justice
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuelans will no longer have cheap gasoline to put into the cars that they do not have to drive to the stores that have no food
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Want to win a hot dog-eating contest? Dunk them in Kool-Aid
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sacramento puts limitations on high speed pursuits... on foot
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
In related news, Tesla announces immediate switch to bumper mounts that don't melt in the rain
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The demand for beer in Germany is so high that they're running out of beer bottles. Hey Poland, it might be a good idea to look around and see if you have any empties you could send over. You know, just to be on the safe side. I'm just saying
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(CNBC)
 
Weeners
 
City crowned most liveable city. Tag is actually appropriate
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Australian Football League players
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Supervolcano with 240 cubic miles of magma discovered in California. Subby's insurance company assured him that if the volcano erupted he would absolutely be covered
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
"Texas church showed up to Austin Pride parade offering free 'mom hugs' to all members of the LGBTQ community who needed one. Because everyone can use a good mom hug once in awhile, especially those who don't have relationships with their parents"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nebraska inmate claims the title of the first to be executed with fentanyl. Apparently it's ok when the state does it
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada has largest average class sizes in the nation, worst schooling. But they have built/are building shiny new stadiums for hockey, basketball, football, and concerts, so tax dollars are at work
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Look, we all know that Connecticut is experiencing a blue wave, but this is just ridiculous
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook exec: Media firms that refuse to do business with us will be put 'on hospice'
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you care about trifling matters like "privacy" and "due process," you should probably steer clear of China, which is now issuing its police portable devices which can break into and scan smartphones in a matter of seconds
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A doctor claims he cracked his own knuckles for 60 years "to prove it doesn't cause arthritis." Or maybe, you know, he just had the annoying habit, but claimed it was for science
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(Mr. Grass)
 
 
 
Mr. Grass "Farks Up" his new webcam in gratuitous attempt to get his front lawn greenlighted
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sweden. Come for the beautiful blondes, stay for the gangs of masked youths firebombing cars. Wait, what?
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(NBC New York)
 
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Kid passing through Newark security checkpoint challenges TSA officer to epic dance battle
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
It's the annual pre-Labour Day Panic blood drive in Canada, where thousands of hosers get drunk, get into their cars, and pile into a bridge abutment on the way to cottage country
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Ancient ceramic cups reveal oldest direct evidence of beer in Mesopotamia. Were apparently painted red and had mysterious word "ร๏ɭ๏" printed on them
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Who's a pretty bird who needs rescuing?" "Fark off"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Do you know what this UFO is? No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Thirsty cat meets curious fish. Sheer unadulterated boredom ensues
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