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Sat July 21, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In San Francisco owning a business while black will earn you a visit from the cops
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jesus wept
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona's plethora of license plate choices raise over $10 million for different organizations, still confuse law enforcement agencies
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Crisco in a disco
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Drunk guy manages to drive the wrong way on I-10 in Houston, in the HOV lanes, for 10 miles, without hitting anything. Tada
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Man surprised that his website rentahitman.com is actually being contacted by people who want a hitman. Owners of contractkiller.com and wewhackpeople.net reportedly sympathetic
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
If you're going to turn your home into a grow house, it really helps to pay your utility bills on time
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Saga Prefecture Dental Association unveils horror-themed videos with zombies and Sabako the creepy tooth fairy, reminding children to brush their teeth ... or else
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Millennials are risking their retirement accounts to buy homes, although what sort of home you can buy for $6.27 and a few sticky bottlecaps is anyone's guess
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this breathtaking contest
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lots of activity as Fukushima beach reopens. Totally rad
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Yo dawg I heard you like Robin Hood so I took Robin Hood and got Hollywood to plan seven Robin Hood movies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Only $250 will snag you a cool invite to Snekretary's book launch party
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(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
"A drunk man arrested for causing a nuisance of himself at McDonald's had just come out of a heatstroke-induced coma - caused by being pushed around in a wheelbarrow"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Oh good lord... let the insanity commence
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The "sudden" and "unexpected" storm that "came out of nowhere" and swamped the Missouri duck boat, killing 17 people? Yeah, it was neither sudden nor unexpected, and it came from exactly where forecasters said it would come from
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"We're so sorry we wrongfully convicted you and sent you to prison for 23 years. Here's a big check for your troubles." "Thanks, I'll just go put this in the bank." "Yeah, about that... um"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cue "Yakety Sax'"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Seems these North Carolinian preschoolers will have a boring summer this year
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(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Heading to a theme park this weekend? Feeling like getting a bite to eat while you're there? Protip: avoid the candy apples and ice cream bars, stick with the corn dogs and funnel cake
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's long national nightmare is over: Toblerone will soon return to their original shape, abandoning unpopular "bike rack" design
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dog brings sprinkler inside house to cool off. Facebook user raises valid point: "Idk what's funnier, the fact the dog did that. or the fact you took a picture before getting the sprinkler the fark out of the house"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lee said that while cyclists and pedestrians are spotted on the freeway all the time, the nudity element made the incident "rather unusual"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peculiar salvage
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Things you should know about brown recluse spider bites. 1) NOPE 2) NOPE 3) NOPE
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Michigan high school stocks its classrooms with "safety buckets" ...just in case there's one of those everyday mass shootings
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dr. Tinycat. New and improved on Caturday: Dr. Kittams
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Good things about surveillance videos? They provide solid alibi when angry business partner plants evidence, coaches her 12-year-old daughter to ID you as trying to kidnap kid from backyard
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Homeless man breaks into house, takes the family Tesla out for a spin, returns, gives cleaning crew the day off then has a relaxing shower
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Sure a college degree will put you on the path toward the American dream when you're white, but nothing beats inheriting money from your family
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Toddler saves dad having a stroke by face-timing mom
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: You're watching too many cartoons
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Thieves behind $8,000,000 Carnegie Library theft revealed to be archivist responsible for the collection and the owner of the neighborhood rare book store. They'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Imagine a world where everyone is vegan, plastic bags are banned, and the only cruelty left is bicycle-to-bicycle drive-by shootings
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marijuana deaths have risen over 65% in the last 20 years. No wonder it's illegal. Oh wait, that's alcohol deaths. Never mind, continue drinking
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What the world will look like after all the ice melts because of global warming. Bonus: No more Florida (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 20, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Has there ever been a more sublime phrase than "increased flow of beer, alcohol"?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Oh, the stranded manatee
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Celebrity surgeon "Dr. Bumbum", on the lam after a patient's death, has been captured. Writers for "Law & Order" hear the call
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to 6th child in her garden in front of 1.4 million people. That's one big garden (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
Headline: Town's sudden stance on mobile homes causes division, uncertainty. Article: Town's zoning ordnance, that had been in place since 1994 finally being enforced
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you go to the bathroom and find a rabid bat clinging to your arm?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a roller skating dog wearing a dashing red cape
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The UK is using child spies in police operations. To be fair, it's probably cheaper to just stuff a toddler in a lamp than it is to install some expensive surveillance bug in it
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Does this smell like nerve agent to you?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this friendly neighborhood crossroads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you bet "spontaneously combusting tortilla chips" would be the next sign this timeline is being written by a deranged six-year-old, step up to claim your prize
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian plane struck by lightning mid-air, proving Australia will try to kill you at a distance too
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Ask not for whom the Hemingway Look-Alike Contest is held, for the Hemingway Look-Alike Contest is held for thee
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Please note: when filing a complaint about police misconduct with the department, the official filing cabinet for that complaint might look suspiciously circular
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