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Tue July 17, 2018
(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Virgin Mary statue weeps olive oil. Unclear at this point if it's virgin olive oil
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents are now throwing their daughters period parties. Expect all kinds of strings to be pulled so guests can have a bloody good time
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Missing hiker found in 'good condition,' which is like mint condition but only worth about half as much
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Photoshop a use for this impractical contraption
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Burned chicken, coconut rum and a weaponized anchor. Just another Tuesday in Florida
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Your near-daily white folk call cops on black folk thread. Today's offense: a hard screen in a pickup basketball game
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Woman kills mother after being left out of will in favor of siblings. Wonder what might have prompted that decision
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman busted for selling meth appears very happy to have been awake for four straight days
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
The story of the only person in Missouri ever convicted of the crime of "causing a catastrophe." What's the next level after that, crimes against humanity?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Definitive proof Scottish people will drink anything
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(Today)
 
 
 
In a shockingly unplanned, utterly non-contrived, crazily spontaneous turn of events, swimsuit model takes the catwalk while nursing her newborn because it just happened -- again, pure coincidence here -- to be the kid's dinner time
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Today's alert on what will kill your children faster than a bag of rattlesnakes in their beds is . . . Chips Ahoy cookies
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Bicyclist versus lift bridge. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
HELP WANTED: Mattress firm looking to hire a 'snoozetern.' Applicants must be 18 or older and "proficient in napping, regardless of time of day"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of 5 enraged that his neighbor put up an anti-child mosquito alarm on her house so the kids will stay off her property. In related news, there's something that's called a mosquito alarm that will keep kids off your lawn
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Living the pug life: Police post mugshot of lost dog, bail paid in cookies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A tale of two asses
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-07-01 to Sat 2018-07-07. Sunbathing at weddings, Hunter Tess Thompson, tornado suspect, and Instagraaaaaaa
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
An English woman travelled all the way to the Jersey Shore and all she got was an umbrella impaled through her
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Japan has a ninja shortage, and is willing to pay you $85,000 to become one
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Voting machine manufacturer ES&S installed modems and PC-Anywhere on election tabulation machines, making the worst decision for security short of leaving ballot boxes on a Moscow street corner
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Pope says "like a virgin" is ok. Madonna nods in approval
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Lava bomb hits Hawaii tour boat after captain fails his saving throw against fire mage
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CVS fires the two employees who called the cops on a black woman trying to use an incontinence coupon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So apparently a couple of months ago the Navajo Nation tried to buy gun maker Remington for $500 million and had a plan to end civilian sales of AR-15's and handguns and invest heavily in R&D to create "smart guns"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this future fridge, 1959
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Get ready Ohio - Stormy Daniels is coming again
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
MGM Resorts sue victims of Las Vegas mass shooting, gambling that firestorm of negative publicity will still pay out better than paying them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The annual count of swans that Queen Elizabeth owns is underway. Place your guess to your right, please
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toddler trapped in front load washer presents conundrum to online world: Hot or cold setting? Fabric softener or no?
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Abandoned couch outside Florida Walmart becomes sightseeing attraction
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Indiana man teaches gun cleaning to his daughter, should have taught responsible parenting to himself
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lava tourists meet lava. Lava, meet lava tourists
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "She seems nice"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have you ever had your teeth worked on and wondered what would happen if the dentist's hand slipped?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What are the weirdest gifts given to teachers: Carnac the Magnificent: A dead cat's collar, a garden gnome and a turtle
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Mon July 16, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Steak 'n Shake 'n Shoot not a hit with customers, paramedics
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Somebody call 911" Alexa: "Now playing Fire Burning on the Dance Floor by Sean Kingston"
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Alligator caught on video eating shark off South Carolina coast. "He mostly shows up when the fishing charter boats start back to their season because the eating is good for him off the dock when they clean the fish"
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moon flower seed pod
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) tonight continues the month theme with songs that got added to my iTunes Library in the month of July, all the way back to 2010
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Cops give up chasing man on stolen motorcycle, just wait for him at his home after recognizing him. Tag is for the man for going straight home
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If your daughter is going to be a pole dancer later in life you might as well start training her when she's young
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman emerges from her hotel bath to find maggots on the floor. Which naturally gives the Mirror the perfect reason to show her cleavage in a bikini top
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
6 nurses from the same hospital unit get pregnant at the same time. In an unrelated matter, do any Farkers know a good paternity lawyer?
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dancing fairy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man shows how to hypnotize a chicken. No word on whether he made it act like a human
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Welcome to Amazon"s Prime Day Please enjoy your shopping on our webs-CCCRRAAASSHH ...aaaaaand it's back
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle heat wave sets new records for high temperature, amount of wilted flannel withering under the godless sun
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maine Supreme Court to decide whether seaweed is a plant or an animal
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