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Tue October 04, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Georgie Porgie arrested on cruise ship
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this coy dame
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"TV Garden Experts Killed and Fed to Hungry Crocodiles in Rare Seed Dispute, Court Hears"
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pour out a 40 for L.A. rapper "Half Oz" after Koreatown drive-by, in other news L.A. rappers have lifespans of elderly Russian cannon fodder
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Man takes land into hand, trying to make a few grand, gets told to pound sand
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Florida Woman stabs sister in the heart. Sister's last words: "What the F***?"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
That's it. That's the story
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(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
Jim Redmond, who famously helped his injured son Derek in completing his Olympic race in 1992, has crossed the finish line of life at age 81
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
San Francisco is getting so expensive even the Zodiac killer has been forced to move to Stockton
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Last month's university bombing solved, and no Ted Kaczynski-esque mad genius was involved
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this squirrel and his nail
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Once again, even if you live in the Alabama portion of NJ, you don't teach your students sex ed in a hotel room
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
It can be none more black
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(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
If you have ever wondered what Hidden Valley Ranch home decor would look like, this link is for you
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dear Marketwatch, I never thought this would happen to me, but I'm not happy with the ROI from my dating expenditures
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Bloody wankers
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Are you tired of the same old radio drivel? It's time for your weekly 2-hour dose of brand new underground alternative music you won't hear on commercial radio, on pastFORWARD presents: Sonic Supernova #015. Starts @ 3:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
There may be a serial killer on the loose in California. Only one?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dick pic hick picks prick for quick trick out of pickle
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The "rudest" behaviors you can do on an airline flight. Since it's USA Today, it's a mini-listicle
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you stashed 44 gold coins, the Israeli Antiquities Authority would like you to know that they have been recovered, and you aren't getting them back
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Berlin, The Church, Killing Joke, Gary Numan, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #398. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Elon Musk agrees to buy insanely overvalued company not named Tesla
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Three men and a baby...and a mother. Problem - one of the men is armed, dangerous, and has taken everyone else hostage. It sort of breaks down from there
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass British nuclear sub still in dry dock after 7 years of repairs, giving Duke Nukem Forever a run for its money (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Active mall shooter situation that sent patrons running in a jiffy turns out to be a malfunctioning popcorn machine
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man jumps off bridge after shooting officer. "Good grief"
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
It's National Vodak Day. What are you waiting for?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Four women to run a post office and count penguins in Antarctica while keeping an eye open for MacReady, Childs, or stray sled dogs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop these hurricane refugees
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"He said, 'Dom, I'm telling you, I think that's a bull shark because those bull sharks can get up through brackish water. I'm pretty sure that's what it is,' " Dominic says. "So I was like, 'Oh my God, that's crazy.' "
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Goodwill goes full eBay, lists 100,000 items for auction on its own platform. Can you find anything weirder than the transparent bowling ball with a skull inside?
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
Weeners
 
Las Vegas police officer discovers that there is one bone his chiropractor won't treat
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Flour or corn? Crispy or soft? And what about fillings? Time to debate and celebrate on National Taco Day, held on Taco Tuesday, October 4th
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(The Sun Daily)
 
 
 
Enforcement of anti-hopping law 'postponed to a later date'. Supporters of law are said to be mad but can't exactly express how they feel
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 223 of WW3: Zelensky signs decree ruling out direct peace talks with Orcs. Russia parliament unanimously votes in favor of annexing four Ukraine regions, as Kyiv's troops advance in south and east. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
New skyscraper coming to San Francisco will include a floating cube on top full of crystals. Or some shiat like that
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
It was mighty rainy and chilly today, got me thinking about winter. Do you all overwinter your plants? Are there brassicas in your future? This is your Fark Gardening thread for Tuesday October 4
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Peaceful tourist
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Coyote can brave a thousand faulty Acme products, falling into canyons and off cliffs, and smashing into false tunnels, but can't handle the scariest place of all: middle school
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Morpheus?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Czech citizens crowdfund a Soviet tank for Ukrainian fighters as a gift for Pooty Poot. But will it hit the Cope Cage stretch goal?
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(ABS-CBN News)
 
 
 
P236,000,000 Jackpot Prize, 433 Winners, Squid Game style battle about to ensue
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
If you left your teeth at the Big E, the fair's lost and found would like a word (and to get the hell rid of them)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Man accused of killing 22 elderly women goes on trial in the killing of victim number 2. He was already found guilty of killing victim number 1 last year. At this rate, he could be finished with murder trials by 2042
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Mon October 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea abandons war on sea, declares war on ocean
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You think all cops are bad? Well, we finally found a good... and he's dead. Never mind
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I couldn't do this speech with a teleprompter and multiple takes, let alone while in cuffs and being carted off by four cops
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Florida Man saved from hurricane Ian by smacking meat mallet, thrusting through curtains, grabbing wood, using his palm
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