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Fri January 06, 2023
	Young people are in China are mad as hell, and they're not going to take it anymore -- so they are deliberately infecting themselves with coronavirus source: bbc.com \| share:	24
	Who among us hasn't resorted to tape to keep an 18 month old in their seat? source: wtop.com \| share:	23
(Some Guy)	Ski slopes in Switzerland are combatting the lack of snow by helicoptering it in. Owners heard asking: "Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?" source: switzerlandtimes.ch \| share:	17
	Grand Rapids Michigan has had a whopping 5 minutes of sunshine so far this year source: mlive.com \| share:	36

	University of Idaho murder suspect was seen by a neighbor cleaning out his car with surgical gloves and garbage bags, AS ONE DOES. You know, totally normal stuff source: cnn.com \| share:	117
	Delivery van driver dumps van, engine running, in no parking zone at airport, checks in and flies off. Subby wonders what was in the package he opened source: nltimes.nl \| share:	19
	It's the first week of January, so it's time for your annual "meet the twins born in different years" story source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	18
	Need a baby? Take a baby. Have a baby? Drop one in source: npr.org \| share:	59
	"The officer was suspended without pay after the video went viral." because the problem was that he was noticed, and nothing else source: vice.com \| share:	91

	"Mad dog" surfer dies doing what he loved source: cnn.com \| share:	38
	Ross Douthat, the self-moralizing, angst-ridden Christian who somehow got himself hired as a "conservative columnist" at the NYT, would like some feedback on the first chapter of his new fantasy novel, part 1 of a trilogy. Help him out, would you? source: slate.com \| share:	50
	Photoshop this orange marmalade source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share:	11
	Tesla has now lost over $700 billion in value, which technically makes it an even bigger failure than Bitcoin source: npr.org \| share:	106
	Elderly billionaires may become immortal. No hope for the rest of us source: futurism.com \| share:	64
	Man who rode his bike 18 miles to kill his ex stopped for a pasty to recharge source: metro.co.uk \| share:	29
	Day 317 of WW3: US will supply Ukraine with Bradley fighting vehicles. Germany will provide Marder infantry fighting vehicles and a Patriot battery. The US is thinking of Patriot missile system training. It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com \| share:	248
	Even Ukrainian streetlights are attacking the Russians source: jpost.com \| share:	22
	Census data shows Washington D.C. is the loneliest US city. So if you feel lonely in Washington then you're in good company actually. Isn't that ironic? source: kzok.iheart.com \| share:	54
	Tanks for the Biden Fighting Vehicles, Dark Bradley source: politico.com \| share:	53
	California screaming, on such a winter's daaaay source: sfchronicle.com \| share:	51
	Superior man sentenced for setting multiple forest fires. I'd hate to see what inferior man did source: kpax.com \| share:	15
	Taliban signs first international agreement since taking power with...come on, take a guess source: voanews.com \| share:	43
	Why you should never try to dodge flying rats with your car source: metro.co.uk \| share:	17
	Avoid the farmers' market for a while: 86-year-old Michigan man building a 400 mph vehicle source: fox17online.com \| share:	25
	When they're sending arsonists to torch immigration services businesses, they aren't sending their best and brightest source: sacbee.com \| share:	61

Thu January 05, 2023
	After crashing into a St. Louis store, driver blames speeding, bald tires, running out of gas, having no change for cab fare, losing his tux at the cleaners, locking his keys in the car, being in an earthquake, a flood, and locusts source: kmov.com \| share:	19
	Make sure to schedule your medical emergencies ahead of time, as everyone is booked up source: twincities.com \| share:	44
	Despite hospital hallways lined with patients, China defends its new COVID response, which ranks right up there with "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything," and "He who smelt it, dealt it" source: msn.com \| share:	66
	Some lucky Lucker won $15 million lottery ticket source: kare11.com \| share:	15
	Ugly people supported face masks far more than attractive people source: twitter.com \| share:	137
	No, regerts (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	60
	How many cures for cancer are we gonna see this week? Still no cure for... we're going to need a new Farksim at this rate source: neurosciencenews.com \| share:	55
	Photoshop this abandoned shopping center source: img.atlasobscura.com \| share:	18
	British doctors prescribing nature to their patients. Pfft, US healthcare has been telling people to go outside and die for years source: bbc.com \| share:	29
	Released inmate throws rock through glass door of jail to try to get back inside for meal and place to sleep. Sheriff: "We quickly made those arrangements for him" source: kplctv.com \| share:	39
	CVS looking for three women who took self-checkout to an unacceptable extreme. Police are still looking for an employee to confirm the details source: ktla.com \| share:	46
	Australia upset over scourge of Fattypuses, which surprisingly is not a euphemism for US tourists on Tindr source: abc.net.au \| share:	28
	Latest way to keep Portland weird? Face-eating Zombies vs. Robots source: kptv.com \| share:	28
	When did human beings start wearing clothes? CNN asks the question. Subby hasn't put on pants since 2020 source: cnn.com \| share:	66
	Family fashions a Hutt out of wet snow and bantha poodoo source: fox13now.com \| share:	14
	Photoshop these steps source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share:	12
	Australian border police discover six Kinder Surprise eggs full of cocaine in arriving traveler's chocolate factory. SURPRISE source: cnn.com \| share:	44
	Mexican authorities nab el chipo off el chapo source: cnn.com \| share:	15
	Hey kids, grenade football source: ripleys.com \| share:	28
	San Diego Police have a trolley problem. Chidi Anagonye seen agonizing over whether to comment or not source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	43
	Cop detains and threatens Wall Street Journal reporter who was conducting interviews for a story. Why would a cop detain a WSJ reporter whe... oh, now I see why source: abc15.com \| share:	220
	If you've dreamed of sitting down in a Pennsylvania Dutch restaurant and ordering a slice of shoofly pie in the native tongue, today is your lucky day source: wfmz.com \| share:	55
	Here it is: the greatest non-apology of all time. "Jesus forgives me for trying to serve my wife's students cupcakes that were made with my semen" source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	130
	"Think about the danger this creates. It can lead to gambling. It can lead to violence." This Florida Sheriff is talking about, you guessed it, pot brownies source: fox13news.com \| share:	54
	Caption this jigsaw puzzle and helper source: pbs.twimg.com \| share:	33

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