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Thu December 01, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Authorities say internet sleuths trying to solve University of Idaho murders are "extremely dangerous." Guy with the knife agrees
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
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When your dad is Batman
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's ex claims Playboy Mansion is haunted, grotto is really REALLY gross
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Neighbor of Philadelphia man accused of cutting off his wife's head: "I'm not surprised"
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Science experiment ends up allowing students to get out of school early
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spain increases security after discovering Wordle bombs
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Attorney recalls being drugged, robbed by two women in the Hollywood Hills, and not fondly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like the police involved in investigating those four dead University of Idaho students got their training from the same place as all those internet detectives who broke the Boston Marathon bombing case wide open
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde survivors to the "police" who allowed the slaughter: How's $27 billion sound to you?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff says kids are too soft these days, need to go back to the old days where kids literally needed to fear they're going to have the cheeks of their ass torn off for not doing right in class
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough. Facepalm trumps Giggity tag
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC is looking for a director of rodent mitigation. The rat czar should be a swashbuckling person with a crafty humor, a general aura of badassery and a virulent vehemence for vermin
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
UK tabloids 'unable to find any teachers who aren't on OnlyFans,' say reports (possible nsfw content on page)
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(DNA India)
 
 
 
Photoshop this total eclipse
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Felonious monks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 281 of WW3: US considers dramatic training expansion for Ukrainian forces. NATO pledges more support, including energy infrastructure repairs. The US said it's focused on providing air defenses. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How to spot a future incel: depression, paranoia, living in mother's basement, failure to bathe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NTSB rules that co-pilot accidently fell out of the open ramp of the plane. Putin seen taking notes
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Seems like a better date for this would be the 14th of March
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Police chief allowed to retire from force, avoid jail, get blowjob
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Jewelry salesperson followed onto freeway, stopped and boxed in by two vehicles. Suspects steal jewelry, leave one vehicle behind, disappearing into rush hour traffic. Oceans Italian Job coming to Netflix in January
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Childhood friend of Iranian National Team player: Who-hoo we lost, suck it Supreme Leader. Iranian cops: BLAM Blam blam-blam-blam
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How America created Florida Man
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Man arrested for being in missionary position in public
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Father shows underage son how to clean AR-15 with safety off, on TV tray, manages to shoot young daughter in her hip, lower abdomen. Alcoholism definitely involved
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(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 917: "Horizontal Orientation" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pope John Pwn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple visits all 74 of Wyoming's libraries before deciding which town to live in. Not sure what's less believable: that locals will welcome outsiders with the time and money to pull such a stunt, or that Wyoming has enough readers for 74 libraries
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The new season of Parking Wars is emphasizing the war part
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving. Tom explodes into fire, ruining family holiday dinner. Difficulty, not a turkey
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat bat is watching you masturbate, upsidedown
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Photoshop this seaside clock
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Still playing Halloween music
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(Luxury Launches)
 
 
 
Jesus frowns on your greedy shenanigans
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Deputies arrest three teens. Make them draw swastikas over and over again until they learn how to do it properly
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Weather Avocado of Doom kills two
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Suffering from mental health issues after being laid off? A free month of ketamine-assisted therapy might be right for you
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this framework
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind." --Rudyard Kipling. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Drug Dealing Edition
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Marine veteran chugs beer from her prosthetic leg at Lakers game. No word on her Fark handle
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Germany follows up on their criticism of Qatar's human rights record by signing a 15 year contract to buy Qatari natural gas. That'll teach 'em
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
U.S. warns California that stillsuit discipline will be required at all outdoor events. Please check your moisture seals, and remember that your water belongs to the tribe
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The hotel bathtub may go the way of the Dodo bird and the buggy whip. You hate to see it happen. Subby is team bath all the way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We've had one volcano, yes. But what about second volcano?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We are running out of antibiotics and other life saving medications and "there is neither a stated reason for, nor an anticipated resolution." Stay healthy my friends
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
The City of Boston welcomes Prince William and Princess Catherine today. Wait, so are Bostonians the Yankees in this scenario?
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
"The customer and employee got into an argument. Both men then pulled out guns and exchanged shots"
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(slava ucraina)
 
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Kyiv will put up a 35-foot Christmas "tree of invincibility" in the middle of the city in spite of the war. 🇺🇦 Still no confirmation that it will be in the shape of a middle finger and pointed towards Russia
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Caption this kitty and her ball
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 4-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music is being crashed by a special guest. Hear a replay of founding member David Newton discussing all things Mighty Lemon Drops related on pastFORWARD. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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