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Wed November 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In West Virginia, it takes a village to capture a drunk and staggering raccoon
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Couple gets home video of a masked man attacking with meat cleaver, wooden pole. Pretty sure their houseguest won't be back, ever
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If you get a DUI in Milwaukee and the police have to tow your vehicle, it will cost you about three hundred bucks to get your daughter out of the impound lot
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Hot sauce used as weapon in store holdup
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman in WWII, Her Royal Highness the auto mechanic
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rabbis to begin"pilgrimage" to the southern border to protest Trump administration's "unacceptable" treatment of migrants. Hopefully it won't take 40 years this time
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
It is generally frowned on to discard a child car seat by the side of the road. Especially if there is still a child in it
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Today in answers to questions you never thought to ask: Are deaf people aware that farts can be heard by other people? This teacher had to educate some of her students
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ballerina dies method acting for Swan Lake
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Atlanta offered Amazon its own train car if HQ2 came to town. And if Amazon hit its jobs targets, they were gonna let Bezos put on a conductor hat and drive
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Looking up and saying 'Um. What's that?' may be the quintessential human moment, that and 'Hey, maybe we can grow a lot of this'"
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sea salad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Naked women chased off bus... and for those that didn't click right away, Iranian men have a very different definition of naked
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Bearded men are found to be more attractive. Here comes the science, hipsters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal agents find an excuse to arrest the DC neo-Nazi who called the Tree of Life shootings "a dry run for what's to come" when they realize that, while both meth use and firearms ownership are common among the alt-right, legally you can't do both
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Earliest portrait of Jesus is less Max Von Sydow and more Howard Stern
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, the electric company gonna rock down to liability, now that they took the fire higher and California has no place to hang the washing
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In case you ever need to travel with your collection of syringes, cattle prods, and knives, just tell airport security you're visiting a Saudi consulate
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Potty training Boot Camp for toddlers? Are you sh*tting me?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This year's list of worst holiday toys is out, including slashing Black Panther claws, knives for 2-year-olds, and plastic rocket launchers. Your kid wants an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Let's check in for a moment with George Zimmerman, poster child for the Florida Stand Your Ground law. I'm sure he's staying clean and out of . . . oh, lawd
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your mom determines your love life, and not in the way you are thinking right now
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'If you want to hear an artificial intelligence social bot tell this reporter "screw you," watch the video above.'
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Governor who once said gun violence would end if we just sent out "prayer patrols" in urban areas is now blaming gun violence on *checks notes* ummm...zombies?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Three men found guilty of plotting 2016 attacks on Melbourne, having clearly forgotten that Aussies literally thrive in an ecosystem designed to inflict pain and death. Bombs are merely audible farts to them
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Drunken 'International Criminal Lawyer' goes on racist rant after being refused a glass of wine on flight. No word if they'll represent themselves in court
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Drunk woman caught stealing live lobster from restaurant. Charges, butter being drawn up
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sunset effect
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
Woofday
 
Just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday, these doggies need your help. All 170 of them
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
'In Pennsylvania, you must have a license for your dog, but there are no state regulations on pet alligators.'
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want to move to Tulsa, Oklahoma? They will pay you more than $10,000 to move there
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Jingling coins in WWI soldier's pocket got him shot by the enemy - and also deflected the bullet, saving his life. With pic of the lucky coins
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
That bomb-making chemical that's so volatile al-Qaida calls it the "mother of Satan"? A man caught with it said he was just making fireworks. To be fair, he IS a Florida man
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Q: What do you call an Aussie using a mobility scooter to tow a boat down the highway? A: First mate
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Paraplegic passenger forced to urinate in bottle because airline didn't have a wheelchair to take him to toilet. Farkers everywhere fill piss jugs in sympathy as parents refuse to install elevator from basement lair to bathroom
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Being caught with jazz cabbage on 18th and Vine in KC will no longer get you criminal charges
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Man crashes pickup truck into Mississippi courthouse to tell authorities his drug paraphernalia was stolen"
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Learn the recipe for a novel and apparently intoxicating brew and immediately regret that you now know
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary to the IOC: How about no, eh?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A retired firefighter who shot at black teen with a shotgun because he asked him for directions, expressed remorse during his sentencing
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you're a Northern Virginia Farker who's been concerned lately that you're simply not paying enough in tolls for the joy of using the Dulles Toll Road, good news
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Religion gone "wonderful": Atheist minister in Christian denomination gets to keep her job leading congregation
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