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Tue September 25, 2018
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
National Sexual Assault Hotline gets a 57% spike in calls after Kavanaugh allegations, and some of them aren't even about him
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sweden's PM to step down after losing confidence vote. Will continue until new government can be formed, but only after they find that damn Allen Wrench that always goes missing
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
5 days after a fire ravished a senior complex, they find a 75 year old guy in his apartment. Alive. And he would like to know what took so long to check in on him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Monsanto's leading pesticide is killing the bees
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Shut. Down. EVERYTHING
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(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
Demolishing the California Dream: How San Francisco Planned Its Own Housing Crisis
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mom leaves 4-year-old home to party. Yeah, break out the crayons and applesauce, oh, the mom went partying, okay never mind
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Last week it turns out you can't pick up hitchikers with the school bus, this week we learn it's a bad idea to let the kids drive. Seems like there's no fun in being a school bus driver any more
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You have a forty percent chance of getting away with murder in America
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Naked man in park was 'just in the woods masturbating, minding my own business'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reports that there is another 777 missing from the South Pacific
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Mon September 24, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian mother finds one of the most deadly snakes in the world in her daughter's bed. Her son, in true Aussie fashion, demands to "see it"
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happening
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(Vicejay)
 
 
 
From a Farker who has worked a *lot* of disaster response, a suggestion on how to help those impacted by Hurricane Florence, DIT
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(TuneIn)
 
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Since the DJ's diet consisted of a good percentage of NyQuil last week, the server will be put in auto-pilot for tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT). DJ's cat voices displeasure by projectile vomiting in the bedroom doorway
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
California cities to replace grass with homeless people
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo hospital forced to stop fertility treatment program after 70 years, explaining that it no longer has enough anonymous sperm donors to artificially inseminate women. Officials considered using robots before dismissing proposal as silly
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Prius driver refuses to pull over for cop because ... "I drive a Prius"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop subby's boy in a cockpit
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why did the baby cross the road?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sexy Handmaid's Tale Halloween costume. New hotness: Sexy 'ghosted' ghost Halloween costume
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan is run over by Florida man who helpfully stops to check on him, steals his car, and leaves his own truck behind
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're gonna chase people while naked in a parking lot, Chick-fil-A is the place to do it
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(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
Not news: Man makes it his mission in life to "change the world by building people up." Fark: by wearing only a bathrobe, swim trunks and ski goggles whenever he flies
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Scrabble dictionary adds 'twerk' to official players dictionary
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dallas police fire officer for engaging in adverse conduct when she killed a man in his own apartment
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Name checks out
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
17 year olds can drive in the US but can't rent electric scooters. Meet the teenage scooter outlaws
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Russia downgrades rhetoric from "death to Israel" to "anybody could accidentally shoot down the wrong plane"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia to send S-300 air defense missiles to Syria, in the apparent hopes that they may provide a fine light show before being blasted by Israeli jets
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this short, short bus
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Burglar arrested before he can enjoy his bath
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(Medium)
 
 
 
3 Ways ex-Cracked contributor just ripped off John Cheese's listicles
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Calling all Orlando/Central Florida Farkers Fark Party this Monday at Pointe Orlando with randos? More likely than you think. Respond in thread if you're down, and please include your preference of venue
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(Circa)
 
 
 
There once was a cruise to Nantucket, which isn't as thrilling as Phuket. I met an old bloke, but he had a stroke, and then was evac'ed in a bucket
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man pulls out a gun and pistol-whips his friend of fifty years over a Bruno Mars song
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Six Flags offers visitors a chance to win $300 and $60 season passes and all they have to do is spend 30 hours in 2ft-by-7ft coffin for Fright Night. Talk about taking the fun out of a funeral
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man fakes his own kidnapping and lies to his pregnant girlfriend ... just so he could go out drinking with friends
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
So long, Florence, and thanks for all the fish
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin shows off his sniper skills with a new Kalashnikov rifle. Although not as impressive as being able to pick off Hillary Clinton's chances at the presidency from 5,000 miles away
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