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Wed July 08, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook bans owl porn. Twice
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why does shiat keep blowing up in Iran?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
San Francisco supervisor introduces bill to criminalize calling police because you saw a black person. You'll never guess what they're calling it
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Confederate Statues Were Never Really About Preserving History
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(CTV News)
 
Video
 
That's not going to buff out. [Scroll down to see the video]
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You gotta be some kind of special epic stupid to go to a Black Lives Matter protest and yell "White lives are better". Oh and you also are now fired from your job
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Last week the US shattered previous records by report a new record 50,000 new coronavirus cases in one day. The good news is that this hasn't happened again. The bad news is that's because we had 60,000 new cases yesterday instead
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Wide receiver makes greatest catch of career at scene of raging building fire
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this window seat
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(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Thanks to the information on his dog license, Chase helped reunite his boy with their family just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. Major kudos to Chase for babysitting his boy while he went for a stroll. Chase is the hero in all of this!
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio Sheriff: 'I am not the mask police' Technically, a facepalm is a brief mask
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember back when the US was short on protective gear for hospital workers? After a trip through the cave wormhole the US is once again short on protective gear for hospital workers
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Thin Blue Whine? LAPD July 4 sickout under investigation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lysol can in fact kill coronavirus. No word yet on whether sticking blacklights up people's asses will also help
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Mary Kay Letourneau dies. Services to be held at Chuck E. Cheese
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
All our children have asthma, when it's convenient
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Facebook is against censorship in any way shape or form, except when it does the bidding of murderous autocrats. Hey, Zuckerberg has to eat too
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In which the UK government announces bold plans to charge NHS employees for parking while at work
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Gary Larson debuts first new comics in 25 years. Meanwhile, Midvale School for the Gifted door still does not push open
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That will buff right out
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Usually, a door does not become part of the flight control surfaces on a light aircraft. Usually. Skip to 3:45 for the pucker factor nine action
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Imagine traveling thousands of miles from home to fight in one of the most important battles that your country has ever fought in, only to return home and be told by friends and family that it was a hoax. These nurses don't need to imagine
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
The first trumpet of the apocalypse has sounded...in Fargo, ND
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
How long did it take for the Scots to act like the English on their first day back reopening the pubs after the coronavirus lockdown? Apparently not long at all
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two US Aircraft Carriers operate in South China Sea for first time since 2014
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
See you later
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ MVC reopens for the first time in almost four months. What could .... DUCK
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Staten Island deer vasectomy program gets snipped
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pulling a shotgun on Black joggers because you heard a loud noise is no way to go through life, Mr. Mayor
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
California couple charged with hate crime for defacing Black Lives Matter mural
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian government: Melbourne will go into Stage 3 lockdown. Also Australian government: "There is no 'bonk ban'" (Translation: booty calls are still ok)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Robots may be used to save grocery store salad bars, search for Sarah Connor
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Afghanistan's president says "Taliban violence poses 'serious problems' to peace," possibly in the same way that swallowing an entire drum of Crisco poses problems to weight loss
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
UT Austin, which is currently planning to have students in dorms and in F2F classes, and which has no real plan for what to do about bathrooms other than have custodial staff clean them a lot....just had its first death from COVID. A custodian
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sharp dressed man
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(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Calgary doctor gives CPR to man who had heart attack, a few days later gives same man a quintuple bypass. Expected to mow the lawn and take the garbage to the curb every Wednesday from now on
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Groping a schoolgirl isn't that much fun when her mom kicks your ass then hands you over to the cops. As a medical researcher, you must know that, right?
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
First we ran out of toilet paper and cleaning supplies, now we're running out of coins. "Coins" has to be some sort of euphemism, right?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently Mr. Potatohead is a cousin of Squidword Tentacles
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I've got COVID. Film at eleven
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Moderna throws down with U.S. scientists over COVID-19 vaccine trials, asks where are the contenders in such an 'advanced' country
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Next up: American protester gets beaten with a bald eagle, French protester gets smacked with a baguette, and Italian protester gets whacked with a can of tomatoes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes, Sweden is the cautionary tale here. Definitely it's Sweden. Yup. The world is learning from Sweden
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Which is more racist? A: Confederate statues? B: White Nationalists? or C: Los Angeles freeways?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Story keyword checklist: Black man☑ , restaurant☑ , MAGA☑ , social distancing☑ , gun☑ , Trump 2020☑, bike lock☑
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cops put innocent NYC woman on 'WANTED' poster, also found a scared, unfriendly cat with no collar
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sometimes life resembles art. In this case, the art would be an Eli Roth film
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
When you hear "getting stabbed during lunch", you normally think of prison, not a Chrysler factory
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Denver cop fired for using whiteout to cover up crash during unauthorized chase, and by "using whiteout," we mean using actual whiteout to conceal the damage to his police cruiser
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD blames their inability to no longer choke people to death as to why they are now powerless to stop crimes
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