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Thu September 30, 2021
(KUCI)
 
  
 
 Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Church, Joe Jackson, Poly Styrene, and Cowboys International® . Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #261. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Covid IS worse than "a mild flu" or even the Spanish Flu of 1918, this woman is living proo- well, this woman is proof, anyway
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 American health care getting back to normal, as ER charges $54K for Covid test
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 McDonald's has found more of the animal that makes up the McRib sandwich
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(WRAL)
 
  
 
 Protip: If you think you caught a world record setting fish, you should have it verified by wildlife authorities BEFORE eating it
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Watersports put little men in boats in difficulty. Sorry, waterspouts
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(9 News)
 
  
 
 Man finds painting at Goodwill that seemed familiar. Then realizes why
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 A 96-year-old German woman facing charges of abetting Nazi war crimes has gone on the run ahead of her trial. The fact that authorities haven't yet caught her brings to mind that Simpsons episode with the jet fighters trying to chase the biplane
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(Time)
 
  
 
 It is very hard to undo the dominant perspective created when white cultists established the United States to escape the Renaissance and the Age of Reason
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 Turns out Macy's doesn't own that big billboard that says Macy's in front of their flagship Herald Square store. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Wikimedia)
 
  
 
 Photoshop Empress Eugénie Surrounded by her Ladies in Waiting
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(Seattle Times)
 
  
 
 ♫♬ "They tried to make me put on a mask, but I said 'Neigh, neigh, neigh.'" ♫♬
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(UPI)
 
  
 
 Don't just sit there pondering life on a wall - a sculpture of Humpty Dumpty pondering on a toilet has been stolen in Wisconsin
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 The 18th time thieves tried to steal the NJ meat mogul's exotic sports cars, he ran naked from his bed to fire warning shots from his porch. That'll teach ... oh man, why did they include pictures?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Tennessee Grand Jury after being shown video of a man driving his SUV into and over BLM protesters: Sorry, we haven't seen enough evidence. Bonus: The man admits to it and turned himself into police. Jury: Still not enough evidence
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 O/~ I'm still on a boat, motherfarker, take a look at me, still floating on a boat on the deep blue sea o/~
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 You want to be vaccinated? No? Ok, cool. You want to go into to malls, movie theaters, and hair salons? Yes? .. You have a problem
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
  
 
 There's...something...ON THE WING
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 A fun game to play while infinitely waiting for space in the ER is to count the Ubers and Lyfts that serve as ambulances for an overstressed and unaffordable health care system
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(News.com.au)
 
  
 
 If this won't make you get vaccinated, nothing will: Covid-19 blamed for causing "restless anal syndrome" in 77-year-old man, and it's a condition that's just as shiatty as it sounds
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(9News (Australia))
 
  
 
 Darwin tour guide adds adventure, thrills & chills to routine Adelaide River boat cruise. "I lifted my arm up ... and I've got a croc hanging off me"
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(wtnh.com)
 
  
 
 It's an iPhony
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(WSVN Miami)
 
  
 
 Many people are on the fence about helicopter rides while not so many helicopters are on the fence with people
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
  
 
 Is society angrier than ever before? Why don't you click the link and find out you stupid f***ing idiots
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(Farktography)
 
 Farktography
 
 Theme of Farktography Contest No. 856: "Bugged Out 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 29, 2021
(The Coloradoan)
 
  
 
 Their jingle is so annoying that you swore you'd never buy insurance from them, but when that emu wakes up in your back seat on the drive to the veterinary hospital you'll wish you had
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 This is better than having children learn about human sacrifices to the Aztec god Tezkatlipoka on the streets or from TV and the internet
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Gabby Petito-inspired tipsters lead searchers to missing man's body in same forest. Only 40 miles away, which is twice the distance to the horizon. But that's close enough
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 FAFO LT COL Edition
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(ABC News)
 
  
 
 Josh Duggar may still get 18 years in the pen and counting
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Olympian has fallen
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 Yo dawg, I hear you like dogs so here's Dog with dogs hot on the trail of Brian Laundrie dawg. With obligatory pictures of dogs and Dog
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(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 Taliban threatens 'Consequences' if US drones enter Afghan airspace, which ironically entails them blowing up either way
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(Bored Panda)
 
  
 
 Fifty photos of stuff you've never seen before: Come for the stoner bird blowing smoke rings, stay for horses on a plane and antique crinkle-crankle walls
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
  
 
 Florida Highway Patrol has certain standards on how to haul a couch and apparently this does not meet them
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(History Channel)
 
  
 
 On this day in history, in 1913, Inventor Rudolf Diesel vanished at sea in a mystery that raised conspiracy theories, as many wondered if he had not been murdered to prevent the sale of his revolutionary denim jeans to Britain
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Fark NotNewsletter: An absolutely banner week for weirdness
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(Jacksonville Journal-Courier)
 
  
 
 This week on "Hold My Beer, Watch This," friends find a way to test the "proof" part of bulletproof vest
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Texas attorney general says state's abortion ban "stimulates" interstate commerce... because it forces Texas women to travel to other states to obtain the procedure
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(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 Youtube finally shuts down Russian state broadcaster channels over Covid-19 misinformation. Wait, only in Germany? Were they not showing enough David Hasselhoff?
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(Nerdist)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this lonely guitar
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
  
 
 Protip: Don't porch-pirate at the former home of your locally-notorious murder-suspect boyfriend. Additionally, 8/10 would post bail
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 "A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends." ―Friedrich Nietzsche. And yet when I try that, I get everyone angry at me for making zombies again. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, missing the point edition
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 "Maybe they're G-G-GHOST PIRATES"
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(TMZ)
 
  
 
 ♫♪ The best part of waking up ♫♪...is paying 70k to buy the iconic Folger's jingle at Auction?
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(Law and Crime)
 
  
 
 MMMBop'd
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(The Times of India)
 
  
 
 You'd be walking funny too if you had almost a kilo of gold paste in your butt
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(The Morning Call)
 
  
 
 Our only hope are 12-foot tall Peeps
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(YouTube)
 
  
 
 Chicken Noodle News interviews antivax Nurses. One, a Catholic, calls The Pope "a hypocrite" for getting vaccinated. Says he's "not following The Bible". Because you know... vaccines are mentioned tons of times in The Bible
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Oompa Loompa Doopity Doos, Do you know Roald Dahl hated the Jews?
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