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Fri April 27, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Beware lawyers in hazmat suits bearing bolt cutters
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Fan pulls out his Jumbo Shrimp and goes for a naked run across the outfield at a Jacksonville minor league game. And there's video
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Thu April 26, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
KJU crosses DMZ for BLT, T&A
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
At the height of the California gold rush, the Mint pressed up to 300 five dollar gold pieces and only three are known to exist today, until now
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Police looking for a connection between two heads found 150 miles away, fear the work of separatists
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Twitter user solves age old missing sock in washing machine mystery. Still no solution for tweeting Presidents
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(Variety)
 
 
 
This is indeed the greatest generation of men in media being accused of sexual assault
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
We're all enjoying our visit to the Sunshine State - OMG there's a guy with a machete
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this heavily armed bucket
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(Greeneville Sun)
 
 
 
Remember, when rubbing vigorously... try not to shoot one off in your hand
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"In 1985, a group of Washington women hit back at the 'offensive' lyrics of some of pop's biggest names. Now their 'parental advisory' meddling - and the 15 tracks they initially targeted - have been turned into a riotous piece of musical revenge"
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Cape Town, South Africa, which was supposed to run out of water any day now, asks for humanitarian aid to help with torrential flooding
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An improvement to alcohol
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for felony B&E at hospital claims she wasn't trying to steal newborns from neonatal units, just hand-deliver first baby bibles to babies. But crazy eyes don't lie
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I-95 construction sign: My daddy works here. Florida Woman: Let's see if this thing can do 110 (with pierced-lip mugshot)
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Let's set the Wayback Machine to October, 1990, when Mister Rogers sued the Ku Klux Klan. And won
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby "doesn't have a plane, you asshole"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
CAUTION: Smartphone zombie crossing
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Whoever left Grandma at Whole Foods 2-3 years ago, please claim her before they throw her out
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cosby Verdict: J. A. I. L. - O
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Goldfish can discriminate between music by Bach and Stravinsky and can push tiny soccer balls into a net. Now they're growing to monster size and invading your lakes
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(NBC New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jurors reach verdict in Bill Cosby retrial. Get your taglines ready for the announcement
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists discover 15,000-year-old giant sloth footprints in southern New Mexico. It could be all the way up to Albuquerque by now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looking for a home in the D.C. Metro area for $500,000 or less? This helpful article will give you insights on where to find the best refrigerator boxes, discarded tents, and mostly hole-free tarps
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today from Captain Obvious: Don't take your baby to a chiropractor
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
This manscaping trend towards shaving and body waxing is getting out of control
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Baby kittens brought back to life after IHOP fire. Wait, wha-DAAAAW
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Elgin ends 45-year ban on ice cream trucks, carts, fun
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Alternate Cosby jurors get time with comfort dog. After O'Neill mentioned the dog, Cosby stood up at the defense table and made a comical, barking-like motion with his mouth
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You can now drop the Google Streetview guy into the water
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyer falls asleep in courtroom. No word how many quaaludes he was slipped
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Protip: Running around Detroit shooting paintballs could get you shot for real
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Ex-Port Authority chief finally releases statement on viral cop rant video -- says she's sorry (but not really)
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Broken utility pole wrapped in duct tape has residents asking a lot of questions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's keep this story alive, like this man kept his Waffle House co-patrons alive
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Mythbusters knew what to do with an old water heater
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'Cry Closet' arrives at University of Utah for finals week. Students already in the closet in Utah say welcome to our world
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And here's Prince William sleeping at church because parenthood is tough
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blank screen
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you tattoo the name of your ex's mother on your butt, or 'Ram Me' above your crotch, future paramours may take umbrage
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Congressman Steve King wants to regulate what you're forced to watch while stuck at the airport waiting for your beating by United
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Car hits cow. Ambulance called. Man, I'd hate to try to lift that into the ambulance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Bad boys. Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the police accidentally shoot and kill the Cops sound guy? ♫
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
ER Doctors about mass shootings: "It's a tragedy for the people involved, the community at large. For us, it's a Tuesday"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The South, as explained by Waffle Houses
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Not only is there a war on cops, but also on cop cars. Minivans to the rescue
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That smell coming from the funeral home's garage? That ain't flowers
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla Model X driver makes it to the gym in under 26 minutes
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Definitely the best beach to find free Halloween decorations, no bones about it
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Woman becomes the first in the world to remove her own breast implants. "I just got the knife and I did a tiny little incision on the original scar tissue and I couldn't feel a thing. I thought 'Oh, this doesn't hurt. Great'"
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