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Thu April 25, 2019
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Law & Order is distracting, especially while behind the wheel. Dun dun
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Kuwaiti academic discovers that homosexuality is caused by a worm in your butt. No that is not a metaphor
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(Time)
 
 
 
American bomb destroys German town. This is not a repeat from 1945
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(KXXV Waco)
 
 
 
Semi loaded with avocados overturns on Texas freeway. Holy guacamole
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
When driving a school bus, please leave your beer bottles and weed at home. And obey traffic laws
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(Vox)
 
 
 
There is now a malaria vaccine for the anti-vaxxers to ignore like the f*cking idiots they are
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(Northeast Explorer)
 
 
 
April is moron-hiker season in New Hampshire
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Hugh Manatee sparks internet meme, childrens book, Fark headline
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 729: "Tiptoe Through the Tulips 2'". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 24, 2019
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A murderous giant bird is looking for a new owner. Do you have the feathers to take it on?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Satanic Temple recognized by IRS as a tax-exempt religious organization. "Cool" tag because there is no "Hot as Hell" tag
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
"Um, I'd say, go where volcanoes are?"
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Traveling to Idaho? First of all, I'm sorry. Second of all, why not stay in the most Idaho structure imaginable?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in the UK a cop has just been found guilty of assault for using his Taser and pepper spray during an arrest, must now resort to using only harsh language
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Subby's cause of death, one way or another, in five charts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Non Fark: Please adopt my dog so I don't have to take her to a shelter. Sure I'll give her a home Fark: Ok but you'll need to pay $350 for her. Umm I thought you said you'd have to take her to a shelter? Ultra Fark: I know and I will, so pay up
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
New Jersey Turnpike Authority realizes the commute was going too easily for some drivers and announces plans to fix the problem
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Heavy metal, children's books, and of course a black hole question are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 7-13 Real Housewives Edition
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(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Football, bewbs, the imminent destruction of life on Earth - this one's got it all (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
OMG I just won $768.4 million. Lump sum, $477 million. Feds: "Nope, $362.5 million". IRS: "LOL $300 million." Wisconsin: Pbbhhhttt, $264 million. Winner: "FML, ...* sucks*
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(Papa's Got a Brand New Bag)
 
 
 
Photoshop this burlap container
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
ROID RAGE: Cesar Sayoc, the man behind the pipe bombs sent to lawmakers blames steroids .. tight underwear
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Prince Philip seen driving for the first time since crashing his car in January. Apparently he was the only one around and the Queen's corgis wanted to go for a ride
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Airline passenger en route to Moscow detained on the flight for hours after drinking rum and cursing
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Fireworks display in downtown Milwaukee Tuesday night was part of marriage proposal
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Yellow pocket angel eggs anyone?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
CIA want-ad for Russian speakers has garbled grammar, which just goes to show how badly they need Russian speakers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Body of missing Illinois 5-year-old AJ Freund found. Both parents charged with First Degree Murder
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(Redfin)
 
 
 
Fark Unrealty: Christ, it's like a Hallmark/Precious Moments store exploded. No single topic really captures the horror, so, 'Murica
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
FDA approves the first generic nasal spray to treat opioid overdoses which is weird because we already have cocaine
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hovering hummingbird
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lawyer, whose Yelp profile says he's a "personal injury attorney with honesty, integrity," arrested for using a shoe cam to look up a teenage girl's skirt. With "My life is over" mugshot goodness
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver Police Department swears in a horse for the first time in history
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The Night King is the true hero of GoT,' so we should all be rooting for him." Also, this article may or may not include nude photos of Arya. You have to click to find out. Look, just click or the WaPo editors will shoot this dog. CLICK DAMN YOU
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Polly warns a crackhead
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
72-year-old man stabs nephew for taking too long in the bathroom. Wait till he finds out there's no paper left
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day, or as Turkey calls it, One Million of Our Neighbors Wandered Into the Desert and Starved For Some Reason That We Had Nothing To Do With Day
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft blocks the latest Windows 10 update from computers with USB storage, because it randomizes your drive letters. Are they even testing these updates anymore?
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Man stole $150K from mom to buy sex dolls, 150 lingerie pieces. Hopes she will send him to his room without supper
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Who farted, y'all: NYC edition
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(Las Vegas Now)
 
 
 
Apparently spraying your DNA on robbers helps to deter them from robbing your store
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Peak PEI: In yesterday's provincial election, the sitting Premier was defeated by a dairy farmer whose hobby is taking "glamour photos" of his cows
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Bad: Accidentally showing a porn image during a Powerpoint presentation. Badder: accidentally re-tweeting furry porn to your 1000+followers. TotalFark: You're a school
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
'Good Samaritans' don't usually steal a car crash victim's purse
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
As more of their cylinders came from the mysterious depths of space, their war machines, awesome in their power and complexity, created a wave of fear (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
The WHO warns that inactivity for young children could lead to teenage wasteland
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Caption this woman with car trouble
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Some of the world's first climate change refugees are in A: Kiribati? B: The Maldives? or C: Louisiana?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
BSA fearful that new laws will bankrupt them as scouts now have longer to consider how scout masters have touched their lives
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Does this shark warning sign in Hawaii look a lot like the California Pizza Kitchen logo?
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