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Wed May 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Grimace
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
University installs new bike rack, fails to notice design flaw. Crap
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After he was killed in a car accident, victim's dad made sure his son's girlfriend had a date to the Prom. Is it dusty in here or what?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Portnoy's done complaining
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The sinkhole that opened up on the White House lawn? It happened exactly one year after a sinkhole opened up on the Mar-a-Lago lawn. Spooky tag is off looking for Buffy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The goggles, they did something. Blind woman sees her service dog for the first time. I'm not crying, you're crying
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Man on the street catches little girl falling from 5 meters above, tears leg muscle in process. "I would cry for my incompetence if I failed, but I succeeded. They were joyful tears"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Puppy mill list lacks critical USDA information, such as which are prime and which are choice
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
'Lucky' Scots man enjoys his bucket of brown shyte after winning Canadian chocolate competition
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Doctor" who plead guilty and was sentenced to 45 years in prison for misdiagnosing/over-treating 553 patients with cancer and raking in over $17 million in fraudulent billings has decided he's not guilty after all and wants his conviction tossed
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who rammed restaurant was 'having breakdown,' according to pastor. Really? Because it sounds like his car was working just fine
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Headline: Child spotted at swinger's party was actually just 'very short woman'
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Maybe you didn't have any of the salmon mousse, but Death will still come for you and point at the Bananas Flambé
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In effort to end blockade of busy downtown area, Wisconsin man empties backpack that 3 cops were too fearful to examine. After proving there was nothing dangerous in the bag, he was immediately tackled and arrested by police
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Louis CK lookalike takes imitation too far
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A good read about some hot and nasty "barbarian-on-barbarian" action
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
This is what millennials and boomers can learn from the generation superior to both
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Stripper and porn actor who shot up Trump hotel appears in court and immediately admits to a crime - setting off the fire alarm
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Shooting fireworks at your buddies is all fun and games until someone goes to the hospital with serious injuries. And there is footage of it. And someone posted it to twitter. Surprisingly, this did not happen in Florida. Or involve Drew's childhood
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
You've made some interesting choices in life if police searching for you for an attempted burglary find you face down and naked on a bridge in Arkansas
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New generation of robots will make Roundup obsolete by targeting weeds, Sarah Connor
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the police did shoot at the white guy. Some of the victims may have been "collateral damage"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: They didn't even invite me
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(CNN)
 
 
 
40% of Americans can't cover a $400 emergency expense. The bright side? That's an improvement from 2013 when 50% of adults couldn't cover a $400 emergency expense
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mosquitoes remember what you smell like and if you swatted at them. No word on how long they hold grudges
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these terrifying predators
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
EU MEPs: Okay Mr Zuckerberg, here are our questions that will take 60 minutes to ask in this 60-minute meeting. You can take notes and not answer any of them at the end. Is that alright with you? : Zuckerberg: ... sure
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Animal sentenced, unsure if he can still play drums behind bars
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man, aka Florida Jackass, blocks traffic to do donuts on bridge
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
These articles about Boy Scouts getting free condoms at the World Jamboree because they now allow girls and gays? That's been the rule since the '90s
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
When it's your last day on the job so you channel your inner Britney on a plane in front of everyone
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
Woman tries motivational technique to get her fast food even quicker. Bonus: leaves empty handed
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(Some Gun Guy)
 
 
 
Soldiers at an Army base discover a 94-year-old M2 machine gun and bring it in for a full overhaul. Fark: It is still serviceable and did not need any repairs
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City man who posted a picture on Facebook of himself next to a cop car with a gun captioned "dum ass n---as" doesn't understand why he can't get a job working with kids now
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(FIOS News)
 
 
 
Today in New Yorkers Are Why New York Can't Have Nice Things: Yonkers sets new record for shortest time elapsed between rollout of bike sharing fleet and trashing of bike sharing fleet
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(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Mackey said this was "the first time for me in 30 years of police work - shot by an appliance,"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the Santa Fe shooter: "The real victim here is my son"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Hurricanes, zombies, alligators ... teens with fire extinguishers at intersections
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
You know you have a drinking problem when you put someone in the hospital for arguing over a beer coozie
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well soldier, we've got some good news: The baby your wife said died in childbirth is actually alive. Bad news: She gave him to couple halfway across the country. Oh and More Bad news: he's not your son
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Turns out US public schools are still theoretically safer than combat-zones. For now
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Putin's new "unlimited range" nuclear missile set a distance record after four tests, traveling 22 miles
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his dog
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(The State)
 
 
 
You are out kayaking on a river without a care in the world. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Giant predatory hammerhead worms invaded France sometime in the last 20 years, and scientists just noticed them. Escargot farmers now at DEFCON Une
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby elephant arrives 3 months late, leaving mom with a 25-month pregnancy (pics)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Pigeon CPR is now a thing after firefighters brought three birds back to life
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hellmouth appears on White House lawn
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(AP News)
 
 
 
At least 10 dead in India from an outbreak of the Nipah virus. What's that? Oh, nothing, just a highly contagious virus that causes fevers, convulsions, and vomiting, has no cure, no vaccination, and kills about 75 percent of people infected by it EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Model arrested and fined after flashing her underwear in McDonald's. The fast food giant has threatened to prosecute her for "damaging the company's reputation." That's the joke
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