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Thu December 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police detain bioweapon found on aircraft
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Coronavirus swings too
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
According to Interpol, the mafia is planning on hijacking new covid-19 vaccine shipments
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alabama hit by "tidal wave" of Alabama
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
The cheerleader championship must go on
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
At this point, it's aliens, the ghost of Stanley Kubrick, or a marketing stunt
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(AP News)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but apparently there is a nurse shortage in the US for some strange reason
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Austin mayor Steve Adler becomes latest "covidocrit" after he urged people to stay home while taking his family to a vacation in Mexico
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
The peppered chub would make great bait
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(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 813: "Waiter, There's a Fly in My". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 02, 2020
(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Welcome to OHIO! Ha ha, now you are stuck in Ohio as the Ohio Department of Health officially recommends Ohioans not travel to Ohio
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So did anyone hear or see a disintegrating meteor today?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of stoners in Washington and Oregon cried out in terror
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's biggest iceberg fraying at the edges, what with the layoffs and virtual school and general isolation
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Two years after the Robert Kraft prostitution sting the rich white men got off and the Asian working girls got screwed
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Model says Pa. could run out of ICU beds soon, Gov. says mitigation efforts will work. But why are Models predicting things? Enough with the expertise of celebrities
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The UN is down to party
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
That's some nice sugar cane you've got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Where would one keep their identity papers while attending an orgy?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
♪ Rockin' around the 2020 Rockefeller Center Christmas tree ... tickets in advance, wait in a pod, you can stay for only five minutes, wear a mask, no pumpkin pie, no caroling, in the new old-fashioned way ♪
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Thoughtful yobs put up cones to redirect traffic before blowing up ATM
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 2001, Enron filed for bankruptcy after giving a lot of people gas pains
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It only has taken nine months but NJ Transit has finally issued its first face mask penalty, repeats the first down
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop who these guys are
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ten years ago, the rent was too damn high
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(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Bad, but obvious news, 75 million people voted for him. Far worse news: 10 million were willing to get on a plane and ruin your bad meal -- and later kill you -- talking about him
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Well, 2020 in pictures is sure going to stand out in comparisons to its predecessors
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(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
New "playground for seniors" article comes complete with unhelpful video still image
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
"And as ye sow, so shall ye reap"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The US Navy's next frigate to be named the 'USS Congress,' suggesting a bleak operational future in which it does nothing before being destroyed by Mitch McConnell
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(Will County Herald-News)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be 2020 without police chasing a wallaroo around an Illinois town for more than an hour before being rescued from a local river by a fishing boat
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
At this rate, the entire population of North Dakota will be gone by the new year
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Concealable flasks are making a comeback. Welcome to the roaring '20s
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Catholic priest who is a noted homophobic and ETWN TV personality is accused of sexually assaulting a security guard who said he attacked her after she walked in on him while he was watching gay porn. Throw in an altar boy and that's a bingo
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(PBS)
 
 
 
The CDC issues a statement clarifying that, yes, shopping in crowded stores during the holiday season is a high-risk activity during a pandemic. Because, yes, we are in fact stupid enough that they need to clarify that
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5PM Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream: Elsa O-Face Support Pig edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Full Beaver Moon is the name of subby's satirically porn-themed Tom Petty cover band
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Fake covid testing sites are real and will take your cash and identity. And possibly satisfy some rather peculiar swab fetishes
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama's Jackson Lake Island, the setting for the town of Spectre in Tim Burton's movie Big Fish, is now facing rash of baby goat kidnapings by tourists
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(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Photoshop this caterpillar and its curly perch
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Covid-19 had a blast at a swinger's convention in New Orleans two weeks ago, and nearly a quarter of the attendees went home with a special souvenir thanks to the virus
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Freighter runs aground in the Detroit River. Gordon Lightfoot and Journey fighting for the song-writing credits
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Iran claims that the remote-controlled gun turret used to assassinate their top nuclear scientist had "Israeli logos" on it. Seems legit
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Captain of Conception charged with seaman's manslaughter
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(Some Ugly Sweater)
 
 
 
Easy: Ugly sweater. Challenge: MS Paint
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So if subby is reading this right, bloomers, bustles, and dimity pantalets are coming back
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Get ready to kick some Flash
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey everyone, we're back from our 8 month research trip on a remote Pacific atoll, what did we miss? Oh dear God
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Diver is able to fight off hammerhead shark by using his camera, says the hard part was focusing
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Spiffy's Restaurant opens in spite of Covid-19 restrictions, as owner says 'enough is enough' and 'has a plan B' in case he gets sued into a smoking hole in the ground for spreading the plague. Which, actually, would be kind of spiffy
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