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Sun February 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A site that points to your mouse pointer
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
She didn't have a permit to care for wild animals. So they were seized. We didn't have anyone who could care for the wild animals we seized so we had to euthanize them
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(CBC)
 
 
 
No Mask? No Mail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bronze cock
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Alexey Navalny gets 2.5 year sentence in one of the worst gulags in Russia for the crime of not checking in with Russia during the time he was recovering from his poisoning by Russia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cancel that gondola ride, Venice canals dry up overnight
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Big Diomede and Little Diomede Islands in the Pacific Ocean are less than three miles apart but you have to kinda do a time warp to go from one to the other (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Celebrity mother-daughter projects, historical shipwrecks, video games, and a ridiculous number of escaped animals are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb. 14-20: Mobile Game Edition
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(The Lily)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts breaking down doors in their never ending quest to expand the cookie market
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(Some Alien)
 
 
 
The real reason for the lockdowns is so that you don't see all the UFO's
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(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
Gender reassignment surgery is cancelled for the Potato Head
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(Public Domain Review)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who invented essays
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"You've just been released from quarantine. How are you going to celebrate?" "We're going to McDonald's"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop these foggy workers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"When the machine is lying idle in the car, please use glue to fix the vacuum cleaner, so as to avoid the traffic"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Digidog, the NYPD robotic dog, stirs privacy concerns and whether John Conner will come back and put a bullet in its brain to save us from the coming terminator apocalypse
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(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
If you're going to claim food poisoning ruined your holiday and sue the travel company remember not to post photos on Facebook showing otherwise
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Tiny violin time again: £65m 235ft superyacht smashes into dock in St Maarten after 'computer malfunction'
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ancient morticians' manual discovered; could be useful if you are planning on having some facework done
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deranged anti-vaxxers now have a new boogeyman: they're melting down over healthy people giving blood who have been recently vaccinated
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Seriously, who throws Molotov cocktails at ambulances?
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rocket ship for kids
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: The strangest food you've ever eaten
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(Some Bigfooted Guy)
 
 
 
Always be on the lookout for Bigfoot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian gay couple are handcuffed by cops for kissing on Mexican beach, before angry crowd forces officers to release them
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
That's no tornado
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old girl sent home for wearing an outfit she was told could make her teacher uncomfortable. Well, if you're going to dress like an Amish lingerie model, that's what happens
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Man, the British sound really concerned with Harry and Meghan's Oprah interview (possible nsfw content on page)
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(SC Now)
 
 
 
You can sell drugs, but you can't violate copyright law with the snacks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fire Fires Firearm at Firefighter
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Authorities say the victim was found clean, tidy, and well dressed
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Midshipman threatens citizens and makes racist comments, sues to prevent expulsion from USNA, settles. Yes, because the way to ensure a successful career is to start by suing an admiral
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
"My husband said, 'Was that what I think it was?' and I'm like, my God, I think so." What it was was a bald eagle dying from lead poisoning, but fortunately this Montana couple live in the same town as a raptor conservation center and they saved its life
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Sat February 27, 2021
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Speeding. *Yawn* High speed chase. Meh. High speed chase, with the kids in the car, while pulling a U-Haul? Well, welcome to FARK
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Something tells me this isn't a very good hospital
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Nerds pull shotgun on McDonald's employees. Police said the men are in their late teens or early 20s and "both males are Pokemon fans." Gotta catch 'em all
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
City of Juneau prepares for Excursion into Inlet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two Johnsons, one prick
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia family adds a new wing to their mobile home
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Farking asshole Judge suspended from goddamned farking bench for being such a farking dick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shelby County, Tennessee leads the nation in COVID vaccinations. That expired and were thrown away. Or were given to children. BONUS: The county health department had no storage, distribution, or expired dose policies
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this PSA
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Judge: The defendant cannot perform surgery during his online court hearing
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Working tonight, so Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) will be a repeat of last week's show. You'll have to wait another week to hear about Dr Roebling's Voice Machine or Metropolis' football team being poisoned
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(AZ Family)
 
Weeners
 
US Customs finds New Mexico man's sausage after brief search
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
I shot the deputy, 'cause he tried to make me wear a mask
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
It's a far cry from Cancun
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Governo(R) of Florida gives another neighbo(R)hood special access to the coronavirus Vaccine
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man assaults cops by repeatedly running into their fists
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They say only break one law at a time. Being on parole with a loaded gun in the car and driving 155 in a 55 is a bit much
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