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Fri January 12, 2024
	Texas attacks the United States of America source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Winter 'Icestravaganza' cancelled due to winter, ice source: qconline.com \| share: Copy Link	7

Thu January 11, 2024
	Bored bus driver steering with his elbows? (scratches chin) source: asiaone.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Man mistakes Amazon delivery driver for Uber source: ksat.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Snow Shark source: 1011now.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Free boat source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	A good stepmother will help you move. A great one will help you move the bodies source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Gambia football team doesn't even get to try the fish because of 'lack of oxygen' on flight source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	38
	From Holy Cross to Holy Crap source: nbcboston.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Equadorian president tells army and drug gangs to fight each other, look for it on pay-per-view source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	If you lost a huge city in the Ecuadorian jungle 2,500 years ago, good news source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	46
	Photoshop this finned photobomber source: imgur.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	In the face of military response from the U.S. and the UK, Houthi vows retaliation, threatens to send in The Dave Matthews Band source: ksby.com \| share: Copy Link	316
	NJ Olive Garden's "Unlimited Hepatitis" promotion isn't going too well source: nj.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Instead of office chair, package contained live spiders and cockroaches. Would not buy again source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	So, today in Dystopia source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	94
	B-1 Minus One source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	85
	Fifty years ago today, a tragic trucking accident occurred just outside Cabazon, California. According to an eyewitness, it was the worst accident she ever saw source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Group of diners runs up $8,000 bill, then leaves without paying. Cops close the case without taking any action. A Christmas Miracle source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	44
(Some Guy)	That's not a 10ft alien...it's a man on a hill source: the-express.com \| share: Copy Link	31
(Some Tor)	Photoshop this quaint old fort source: torquay.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. It's Aliens edition source: twitch.tv \| share: Copy Link	6
	Not California subby pondering Texas rolling blackouts source: click2houston.com \| share: Copy Link	117
	Fark NotNewsletter: Epstein Blowout source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Dead? Heck. I never got on the cart source: wcax.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	They say in every war there is a bullet with your name on it. They just found Julius Caesar's source: heritagedaily.com \| share: Copy Link	58
	Caption this sus group source: img.izismile.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Mercedes produces slick video of G-wagons performing "tank turns" on the Las Vegas strip, immediately asks customers not to perform "tank turns" on the Las Vegas strip source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes tunes from Aztec Camera, Camouflage, and The Motels. No, not those songs. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #564. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	96
	Man does not ask stewardess, tries to use back door, falls to tarmac and does not go boeing source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	57
	I left my heart in the Alabama Department of Corrections source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	70
	World's Ugliest Lawn winner says bandicoots liberate her from ever having to mow lawn again especially since ex-husband left with the lawnmower in 2016 source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	Don't come a knocking if the Brooklyn Tower is a rocking in 60 MPH wind gusts source: pix11.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	2023 world temperature record is not a repeat from any other year as far back as we've been keeping records source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	102
	'Church elder charged for child sex crimes committed at work' is a story AI could write on its own these days source: fox59.com \| share: Copy Link	59
	The life and death of America's temples of consumerism source: atlasobscura.com \| share: Copy Link	105
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this test observer source: img.apmcdn.org \| share: Copy Link	19
	Jacksonville taking bids to build a giant futuristic money hole. Max from Phaelon unavailable for comment source: news4jax.com \| share: Copy Link	57
	When the job description is "impregnating women" and you have to pay to be hired, it just might be a scam source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	77
	After being the only supplier of brass knuckles and switchblades in Canada, Amazon has now stopped selling these products. THANKS CBC source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	68
	Day 687 of WW3. Mordor has committed its entire Ground Force to the not-a-war. Zelenskyy visits Estonia, and an entire orc unit decides to 'Nope' out and flees to Crimea. This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	439
	Massive fire destroys Russian body armor factory. In other news, Russia apparently had a body armor factory source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	55
	"Now that I've ripped apart your families, planet and future, it's time to prance off to finesse the gilded details of my life of opulent luxury. Enjoy your cockroach stew, poors" source: dailydot.com \| share: Copy Link	81
	Retired judge, wife killed with shotgun blasts by adult son after he refused sleeping pill, deep in the heart of Texas source: fox7austin.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Man arrested for assaulting woman with his footlong source: thesmokinggun.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	The rebellion of plane doors continues source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Tensions rise in DC Council as Wizards, Capitals plan to bolt DC for tony suburban Virginia source: wjla.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Now see? This the EXACT situation "Letters of Marque" were invented to deal with source: smithsonianmag.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Heiress to give away a fortune. New kangaroo and drop bear sanctuaries incoming source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	12
	How is it one of my "all-time favorite sneaker brands" if I've never even heard of it? source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	82

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