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Sat November 17, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
When the county commissioner says he is the master race / We'll heil -pffft- heil -pffft- right in der fuhrer's face
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(Mixmag)
 
 
 
The right sleeve comes two sizes larger than the left
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A car with 100,000 miles? Meh. Here's an obit on a guy who put 3.2 million miles on his 1966 Volvo. Too bad he can't take the car with him
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
LEAVE VEGANS ALONE. They work hard daily to share the benefits of a plant-based diet to our bodies and our environment, and YOU BASTARDS just shiat on them for it. LEAVE VEGANS ALONE. Go after evangelical dickbags, they deserve your hate
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Fri November 16, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Innovative Welsh social program is introduced to the US seeking to eliminate violence, vowels
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
When police arrested him he asked them why and they told him "don't act like you don't know", but he honestly didn't, and fortunately just happened to take a selfie at the exact right time to prove that
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
False fire alert caused by a parrot impersonating a smoke alarm
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(Radio.com)
 
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So glad I was wearing my brown pants yesterday -- Was sitting in a New Orleans-area coffee shop when an elderly driver mistook it for a farmer's market. (SFW video of aftermath)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this painter
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon jail inmates drunk on hand sanitizer escape work crew on ATV. To the tune of yakety sax probably
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(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Let's talk Gun Control and count the number of ways this is stupid
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(Daily NK)
 
 
 
So, what kind of manufacturing job is so horrible that China would outsource it to Best Korea?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Film director who doesn't trust banks had all his money in "fireproof" safe at his California home. I think you see where this is headed
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Traveling this Thanksgiving weekend? You're doing it wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
United Nations finally gets around to sending stern letter about Khmer Rouge. Next up, that Genghis Khan guy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's a super-recognizer able to apprehend a criminal with a single glance
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(NPR)
 
 
 
University-funded study proves that students taking out loans to attend college or university is actually a good thing ... for the student. So borrow away, kids, and stack up those literature degrees
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Illustrated Japanese history of America from 1861 recounts the time John Adams summoned an eagle to kill the giant snake that ate his mom
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kicker
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oxford Dictionary's words of the year for 2018 are perfectly cromulent, as always
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese pilots have failed nineteen breathalyzer tests in one year
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Driver on coke doing 104mph in residential area flips car. Bonus: Crashes into brand new police station
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Not news: Taking the subway. News: Cop arrests you for failing to hold the escalator hand rail. Fark: Supreme Court of Canada to decide your case
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Divers have found the remains of a 90-year-old shipwreck in Lake Huron. Fark: the ship was sunk by a herd of cows
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
What you should expect when illegally passing a school bus. Now with deputy goodness
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Angry elephant charges forest officials in jeep." Wow I didn't even know elephants could drive
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Thieves caught stealing $1,400 worth of butter from a grocery store in Vancouver BC. How's that legal weed working out for you, Canada?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two men become numbers 33 and 34 in Las Vegas black book of banned gamblers
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The inevitable evolution of "cut your own Christmas tree" farms: whack your own turkey
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? 'Cuz I gotta tell you, I didn't know it was against the rules to have sex in my police cruiser. With a prostitute. While I was off duty"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Hilarious" internet prank asks you to text your parents and ask how long you need to microwave a 25 pound turkey. Unfortunately it seems many of your parents are Farkers
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Thunderbird' sighting in the sky leaves nutters on the ground scurrying for protection from the huge mythic creature (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's reason a white person called police on a black person: using free wifi while being black
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Climate change is a Marxist Hoax according to Ernesto Araújo, Brazil's new Foreign Minister and aging Tobey Maguire impersonator
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Just in time for Thanksgiving, a massive turkey recall due to salmonella contamination fears that have left one dead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea has tested some kind of weapon, and the world is trying to figure out just what it is
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Bathroom brawl at high school caught on camera. Um, who put cameras in the bathroom?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The good thing about erecting a penis owl is that it stays up all night
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Krafty truck driver spills load of mac & cheese all over the highway after swerving to avoid a deer
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this, um, spork?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In the future of teaching, everyone is their own special snowflake deserving of "personalized learning" that means they can choose what to learn, when, and how. Also, regular selfie breaks and avocados. Avocados everywhere
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Camp Fire number of dead at least 63, missing list jumps to 631, 11,862 structures burned, 57,000 people evacuated, two ignition points, and zero jokes in this headline
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Florida Man being Florida Man as only Florida Man can in the Fark Weird News Quiz, Oct. 28-Nov. 3 It's Too Damn Early For Snow edition
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(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
"On any given day, dozens of people suffering from Alzheimer's and other mental disabilities are stranded in Denver-area hospitals because they have nobody to take care of them"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wolfgang Zuckermann, creator of the DIY home harpsichord, dies at the age of 96. His motto was, "If it ain't Baroque, fix it"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
1,500 inmate firefighters are risking their lives in California. All this hands-on training and experience will help them l- checks notes- they can't be firefighters due to their criminal records
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(Will County Herald-News)
 
 
 
"Water commission hires PR firm to 'maintain transparency'." If your water isn't transparent, pretty sure PR won't fix it
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Prison chaplain delivers prayer, fentanyl, cell phones, tobacco and other tickets to heaven
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Jackson Hole Teton buttress cracks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Endangered mountain gorilla populations are rising, just in time for all of them to freeze to death this winter
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