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Fri November 15, 2019
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In the criminal justice system, the people of Florida are represented by two separate but equally important groups: the police, who investigate crimes, and scammers who demand prepaid gift cards for missing jury duty. DUNN DUNN
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ha Ha we're all gonna die ..again, because Chinese killer robots have been sold to the Middle East that will leave 'every human dead'. Whoopie (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Echo News (UK))
 
 
 
Things smoke alarms shouldn't do. #1: Set fire to your house
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(Metro)
 
 
 
With witchcraft and black magic on the rise in UK schools, priests are putting chili powder in children's genitals to rid them of Satan
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After gay marriage was legalized in Sweden and Denmark, something fabulous happened
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Suddenly, daughter
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption what the commentators are saying at this chessboxing match
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Today's example of the Master Race comes to us from Washington State by way of Texas, with this young man and his expression of complete incomprehension
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Things to hide behind a false wall: your bat cave, your wine cellar, your porn emporium. Things found behind false wall in Colorado: twenty-six toddlers
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
♫ Dead singer, walking down the street. Dead singer, the kind I'd like to meet. ♫
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You think you're a citizen just because you were born in the US? Think again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a bag? What's in your bag?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The CDC would like to reminded you again to get the flu shot because herd immunity only works when most of the herd actually gets immunized
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Teenagers are getting bad sex ed in school so they're turning to TikTok
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Nothing says gangsta like a giant 'Mighty Mongrel Mob' tattoo inked all across your face for the cops to pick you up nice and easy
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Here's your chance to be prepared for the future as you can now buy an abandoned missile complex for the fire sale price of $400,000
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Richard Branson riding a conveyor belt full of giant sushi
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
Look at this woman. If you see her, do NOT date her. When she gets frustrated, she WILL bite your penis
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
74-year-old pensioner distraught after catching his 21-year-old wife snogging another man in the shower ...a 14 years younger man. Subby can only wish he will have these problems at 74 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man found with bag of drugs in car tells cops wind must've blown it in the back seat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Residents in Venice: This flooding is bad, as bad as we've seen it, and very well may be a sign that our continued life in this centuries-old city could now be unviable. Tourists in Venice: OMG FLOODING SELFIE SQUEEEEE
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when the nights grow longer, the temperatures get colder, and Arizona builds its annual tumbleweed Christmas tree
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What's worse? Getting your pay cut in half when your boss learns you're gay? Or your boss saying your pay will now be on par with "other females in the office?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Venetian council rejects proposal to combat climate change. Guess what happens two minutes later
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bank teller follows elderly customer home after he made large withdrawal, delivers home invasion service free of bank fees
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Officer gets creative, draws Fark-style diagram of deer versus car accident on official report. This is what all accident reports should look like
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
If these walls could talk
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You don't know how vital it is that the pizza delivery guy be able to make it to you in Canada. Hence this guy. No Honda Civic for him
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Instead of sitting in LA traffic with the entitled douche bags, they will now be flying overhead in a new Air Taxi
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Perseverance. Destiny. Root for NYC Subway Rat
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It takes special crazy to steal a sheriff sergeant's personal truck out of the parking lot at the sheriff office headquarters. But with Fark's favorite state, anything is possible
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Thu November 14, 2019
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree apparently has not been testing the drugs they import. FDA issues warnings of people developing "Wookieism;" advises you head straight to the ER if you show any signs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Let's see how things are looking for Aunt Becky. ... . ... .yikes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With Thanksgiving two weeks away, NJ announces plans to take on the M-13 wild turkey terror of Toms River. Pass the gravy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know who else liked vegetables?
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota unveils new device to keep roads ice-free all winter, under construction all summer
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Well that's one way to get out of going to prison - just don't show up to the sentencing hearing, after you've been found guilty of assault with intent to murder and felony firearm possession
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
US customs seize fake sports rings, "Souperb Owl" and "Word Series" engravings tipped them off
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Robbing 7 and 11 gets you 18 and change
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Warning signs indicating an elderly driver may not be safe on the road include hearing loss, slower reflexes, inexplicable gravitational attraction to farmers' markets
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad: Throwing someone out third-story window. Hero: Throwing someone out third-story window
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
'99 bottles of beer on the wall' is a great song to sing on the school bus, but not so great of a parable to emulate when driving one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman miraculously gives birth to 4kgs of marijuana
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Suspicious man approaches high school students for directions, surprising some as he obviously needed no directions for masturbation
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this model maker
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Man arrested four days after statute of limitations expired - OR DID IT?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Supreme Court of Canada says if you let a naturopath give you an IV, it's on you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Michael Wier found guilty of 'double jeopardy' murders, possibly as his defense strategy was not in the form of a question
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Chesapeake Bay Education Center learning important lesson about climate change, and building so close to the water
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Fan of Die Hard being held on $100,000 bail
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