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Thu October 28, 2021
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Navy claims that object hit by nuke submarine is still a mystery. China accuses U.S. of bigger cover-up than JFK, Roswell, Bigfoot and the moon landings combined
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 860: "Spooky Season". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 27, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman isn't informed that painters would be working on her high-rise, so she... makes it to Fark
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(Alaska Public Media)
 
 
 
"He didn't want to be a martyr, he wanted to live." Narrator: He didn't
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Man aquitted of trespassing for living in an airport terminal. Tom Hanks unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New UN spokescreature Taiwanosaurus Rex: Only you can prevent climate change
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(Iowa Capital Dispatch)
 
 
 
Church: You say "ayahuasca," we say "Iowaska." IRS: Let's call the whole thing off
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Get off my lawn
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
There are better ways to make your own Halloween props (yes, I've already purchased my one-way ticket to Hell)
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Guess who is no plague rat anymore
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Halloween fun, Fark movie night, & Farkers earning fabulous cash & prizes!
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(Some Pontif)
 
 
 
Photoshop these misty bridges
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1,000 Andy Warhol sketches to be sold for $250 each. But there's just one small catch. Don't be fooled by the picture, it's not just the cartoon nudity
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Why didn't the pedestrian cross the road during a crosswalk safety press conference to remind drivers that pedestrians have the right of way in crosswalks? Bonus appearance by the Crosswalk Fairy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a complete guide that will tell an aspiring writer exactly how to finish their novel, or at least I will, as soon as I can finish writing it. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, pending completion edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dog can't decide who served the best steak, so shares the responsibility
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Man facing DUI blames 4-year-old son. Difficulty: NOT Florida
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Cryptobros have begun taking out personal loans against their NFTs and it's going about as well as you'd expect
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
The Neiman Marcus Christmas Book is out. Because nothing says you love your family like a $235,000 three day ski trip to Jackson Hole, or an $80,000 visit to Portugal that includes bespoke porcelain dinnerware
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that the longtime head of spine surgery at Boston Medical Center may be secretly drinking in his car, but if it turns out there are a lot of hunchbacks in the area, I would avoid this doctor
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
"As someone who's dealt with the jibblies before, I can say that it's in very poor taste"
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Fotoshop these furry followers
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Prosecutor decides it's neither good press nor a good idea to lock up a homeless man for seven years for underpaying 43 cents for a Mountain Dew
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(The Beaverton)
 
 
 
"I'm not going to get vaccinated just to comply with arbitrary public safety rules," says cop who makes living writing speeding tickets
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Visit Club Med Cancun, now offering new Crocodile Lagoon ride. "There was nothing I could do. It could do whatever it wants"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
India supreme court orders inquiry into Pegasus project, subpoenas Riker for questioning
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"I've already let the Police Department know that if they ever do this again in my district, I will personally stop the Convoy and call 911 for creating a hazard on our street", says city councilor apparently unfamiliar with how 911 works
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutch ovens could be a thing of the past
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The latest fad for money launders: Using cryptocurrency to buy a NFT of a 1784 pound tungsten cube that the "owner" can visit once per year
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
24-year-old woman realizes she could die a "virgin" due to pandemic, so she does the only logical thing. Difficulty: Woman was already a porn star (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
The Ohio River. Majestic. Beautiful. Polluted. Recently the target of a mad bomber three times since Thurs... wait, what? Those barges pass subby's house and he Has Concerns(tm)
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Family gets case reopened ten years after police rule their daughter committed suicide by stabbing herself 20 times
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave has been preempted for a special showing of Repeat 2: Speechless Boogaloo. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"I looked down, and Miss Julie's face is just like bright red and like shaking"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
For everyone claiming that the Pfizer shot is safe for children, just look at all these adverse reactions
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
If you've spotted a baby kangaroo hopping around the greater Kentucky area, please let the owner of Hillview Stables in Laurel County know ASAP
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
US Marshals perform Cheech & Chong's classic "Dave's Not Here" skit with young mom, baby, wrong apartment
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
♩ "I smashed in the window, ♩ 'cause my money has been low, ♩ It's Popeye's the chicken place." (toot toot) ♩
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tetris alert on I-5 today
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I'm not a grammar Nazi, but this was one of those times a comma or two in the headline would have been really handy
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When your defense for being accused of murdering your husband is "Eddie Munster is the REAL killer", well, maybe hold off on picking out appetizers to serve for your post-acquittal party
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Want to have a friend (or friends) with benefits, but worried about the ethical implications? Don't worry, NPR has your back. Platonically speaking, of course
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
It's offensive Halloween costume story time as shop owner has no regrets about selling a Gestapo officer outfit. "I can't afford at this moment in time to just bury it because every penny counts after lockdown". Phrasing
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
An Indiana city will provide stand-in grandparents for new residents in an attempt to attract remote workers. Only problem is, it is in Indiana
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
If you are one of the six people yet to have seen The Squid Game, this animation is a rather accurate representation. Albeit super ass creepy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this striking sculpture
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Welcome to the 31st annual Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade, where you'll see everything from a Pinhead pup to a Snoop Dogg dog and more. This is your It's Almost Halloween edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/lots of photos)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Google Maps user finds Baby Yoda Island, other users say this just isn't so. It clearly is Shrek, or Dumbo the elephant ..or even Stitch from Disney's Lilo & Stitch franchise (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Union filing for injunction against Southwest Airlines's vaccine mandate told by judge to get lost, vaxxed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
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