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Mon October 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why the fark do people have huge dance parties on upper floors. Seriously. Why?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: builder gets fined $900 per day for work done without building permit. Fark: Which adds up to $41 million
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Behold, the visage of he who would break into a house of prayer and steal money from the donation box
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Sun October 21, 2018
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
That's not 12 inches
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Crews work throughout the night to control fire at Vermont Country Store warehouse. Never a good idea to store linen, towels, hard candy, and 16 million scented candles in the same warehouse as oil lamps, wood stove supplies, and bath salts
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this positive reinforcement
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: Activist pushing for pure food regulations is smeared by industry and government for "doing all he can to destroy American business". Not News: In 1902. Fark: Things aren't much better today
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Flight delayed two hours because: A) inclement weather, B) bomb threat, or C) two off-duty pilots who wanted their first class seats and wanted them NOW
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(Memphis City Moms Blog)
 
 
 
Mommy blogger unleashes on childless Millennials who are RUINING DISNEY WORLD
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Contractor finds 150-year-old skull while building patio, so Ontario government makes recent widow pay over $70,000 for archaeological investigation
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Come test your knowledge of comic book movies, insurance fraud, and of course Naked Florida Man. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept 30-Oct 6 Cream Cheese Edition
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Dumb: driving drunk. Dumber: crashing into a cop car. And dumbest? Don't worry, he was in the passenger seat with an open arrest warrant
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hungover, strapped naked to a tree is no way to go through life...but at least you get some loose change
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this incredible Hulk
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Columnist argues we should stop insisting that cyclists have to wear helmets. "In whole-population terms, it's far healthier to cycle without a helmet than it is to never cycle at all"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Legal battle over whether or not remove terminally ill Texas girl from life supports gets solved without any input from either courts or parents
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(UPI)
 
 
 
On the positive side, no broken bones were detected, so hey... free X-ray
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Aztec calendar speeds up time
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
2007: High School kid voted "most likely to be on Saturday Night live. 2018: Kid is hired by Saturday Night Live
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Seriously? Can nobody figure out how to win a lottery in this country anymore?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Music note, Eling with dove, Marilyn Monroe sugar skull bird, flower, love on inside of lip, wish your heart makes the human world is a mess, mermaid, we're all mad here, cat pineapple, airplane, butterfly, my story isn't over, just keep swimming, fish
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Have fun storming the castle ... but beware the donut-stealing wolfhounds
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this under-the-stairs relaxation nook area thingee
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Things you believed when you were a kid
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Headline: "Canada is running out of marijuana two days after drug became legal." Only person quoted: "We expected, you know, certain strains might run out...They've got a pretty good infrastructure in place and I'm confident it will work"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
In a shocking revelation there are things more radioactive than Detroit along the Great Lakes
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Once again, driving your vehicle into a stationary pole will not kill the spider you just saw
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(LiveLeak)
 
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There's only one thing better for pilot than a perfect three point landing. Landing on a runway instead of a highway full of traffic (NSFW language)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go October Community Day, Bay Area. Let's meet on the 21st, 9:00am at Justin Hermann Plaza Bocce Ball Courts
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fark you millennials, first it was weddings, then cheese and radio ... now you're coming for my cheap motels
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