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Thu April 26, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'Cry Closet' arrives at University of Utah for finals week. Students already in the closet in Utah say welcome to our world
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And here's Prince William sleeping at church because parenthood is tough
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blank screen
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you tattoo the name of your ex's mother on your butt, or 'Ram Me' above your crotch, future paramours may take umbrage
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Congressman Steve King wants to regulate what you're forced to watch while stuck at the airport waiting for your beating by United
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Car hits cow. Ambulance called. Man, I'd hate to try to lift that into the ambulance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Bad boys. Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the police accidentally shoot and kill the Cops sound guy? ♫
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
ER Doctors about mass shootings: "It's a tragedy for the people involved, the community at large. For us, it's a Tuesday"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The South", as explained by Waffle Houses
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Not only is there a war on cops, but also on cop cars. Minivans to the rescue
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That smell coming from the funeral home's garage? That ain't flowers
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla Model X driver makes it to the gym in under 26 minutes
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Definitely the best beach to find free Halloween decorations, no bones about it
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Woman becomes the first in the world to remove her own breast implants. "I just got the knife and I did a tiny little incision on the original scar tissue and I couldn't feel a thing. I thought 'Oh, this doesn't hurt. Great'"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Paperboy stabbed multiple times, keeps biking his route. Subby doesn't remember that difficulty setting
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(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 677: "Happy Little Accidents". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked. Moaning. Florida man. Sex toy. Bodily secretions. That's a BINGO
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A total of four barrels containing radioactive sludge at a nuclear site were found to have ruptured, according to spokesman Simpson. SIMPSON?
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(Decatur Herald-Review)
 
 
 
Ain't no party like a keister-stashed drug jail party, cause the party don't stop until 4 inmates are hospitalized
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Can sitting in a lawn chair be illegal? Apparently yes, when it's used as a driver's seat in your pickup truck
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Today's lesson in the new new new common core math: Babies-R-Us + voodoo + evils spirits + box cutter = Florida
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark just leveled up!
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mud bath
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
One... two... three... four... FiF
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"God the Father told me to kidnap your child." "Really? That's interesting, because my Mama said knock you out"
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
San Francisco PD posts before-and-after photos of its homeless camp clearing operation. Local residents applaud sudden abundance of mailboxes
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Miniature pony gets police escort
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(Rockford Register Star)
 
 
 
New Peregrine falcon family takes up residence in Rockford, gets webcam so we can all waste more work time
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"Dog bites Pittsburgh police horse in Wilmerding." In my day, we called that part the schwing-schwong
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ignoring the lead paint, mold, broken elevators, leaky roofs and rats, top NYC housing official says the city's public housing is "beautiful"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Congrats, you just won lottery tickets to a sex show. A firefly sex show. The insects, not the television show
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guitar
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Surely the airlines have learned by now not to treat people badly, lest it go viral. Delta: Hold my beer while I tie this woman to her wheelchair with a dirty blanket and tell her to shut the fark up
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Oregon man admits to having sex with a horse. One look at his mugshot and you'll know of course, of course
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You say tomato, I say tomahto. You say potato, I say hand grenade
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Package thief realizes he's on video, tries to take doorbell camera
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you think you can get away by using someone else's urine to cheat a drug test, make sure it is not tainted also
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Body of man found in Lake Erie 38 years ago identified, hopefully not by smell
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Look into the bedazzling eyes of the gal who stabbed a total stranger to death outside of a bar
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(570 News Kitchener)
 
 
 
Tip leads police to half of Grolsch beer stolen from near Montreal. Other half was delicious
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Baby Boomers agree with millennials and Gen X that they kind of do suck
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
People who won't go into the water because of sharks don't know greatest hazard on beaches are its sea gulls. Bombs away
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anzac Day. a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand that commemorates all Australians and New Zealanders "who served and died in all wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations". Yay, let's all get shiat-faced
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(ValueWalk)
 
 
 
Rare elephant bird egg discovered, promptly made into giant omelet
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The online community of self-proclaimed guys who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse have anointed Toronto mass murderer Alek Minassian as "our next new saint." Can we label them terrorists and ship the lot off to Gitmo now?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just submitted the 10,000,000th link on Fark.com and I wasted it on a throwaway story about a pawn shop in Rochester selling stolen merchandise. Ask me anything...or don't, I'm totally embarrassed about this - The Third Man
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Mr. Deals has the best deals in town. How does Mr. Deals bring you the greatest deals for miles around? Two words: "stolen merchandise." Also 10 million Fark submissions achievement unlocked
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Trump's female doppelganger has finally been found. Ummmm... thanks, internet
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Please don't punch Publix employees if they don't answer your questions immediately while they're stocking shelves. They might be deaf
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Golden State Killer may have finally been caught. Thank you, Michelle McNamara
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