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Wed December 11, 2019
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
What's the one key feature about the receiving end of a 911 system?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Well now we know where California is going to go when it slides into the ocean from the big one: Scientists discover over 15,000 huge seafloor holes that have mysteriously appeared off the California coast and are unsure how they formed
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
Weeners
 
Cincinnati Municipal retirees demand $123K for Viagra
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
The most Texas thing you'll hear today: Sure, the prosecutors introduced false testimony during this death penalty trial, but we really want to kill the guy so let's do it anyway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein and his studio agree to pay his victims $25M in settlement. Fark: And he doesn't have to pay with any of his money or admit any wrongdoing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who ate leftover cookie without permission gets six month jail sentence reduced
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of impersonating an officer in his car. The first suspicion should have been that he was driving a Bentley
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Mike, walking across America with an "RV support vehicle" is not walking across America
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
This building really has cartoon windows. No word on whether the hand-painted train tunnel delivers
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dog and his world
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
There may be a sitcom worthy of a bloody brawl between two drunk guys. But "How I Met Your Mother" is not it
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
If you had a P.O. Box in Jonesport, Maine back in 1983, were eleven years old at the time, and your name was Jenny Brown, there might be a message in a bottle waiting for you
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
New Zealand has ordered 1.2m square centimeters of skin to help volcano victims. After shaking down local serial killers, generous donations from goths, and the top layer of Subby's manhood, we're asking Farkers to help with the remaining 10 cm
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A lot of Civil War soldiers dyed in Kentucky
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The cops in Florida set up an undercover prostitution ring at a house. One of the guys who showed up was naked, didn't even have socks and shoes on. The cops took him into custody. Turns out he's a security guard at Disney
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Man is "blown" away after learning that all his years of silent but stinky farts didn't go as unnoticed as he'd hoped
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"This is your Captain speaking, we'll be landing any second now in Ballina, Australia ....oh hey no landing gear. Oopsies, my bad"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anthony Daniels on how killing droids gives him an erection or maybe I read that too fast
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Jersey City shooter identified. If you picked Black Hebrew Israelite, claim your prize
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(Facebook)
 
Weeners
 
Subby and spouse found a sentimental, vintage treasure hidden in our century-old house during some home improvement projects. What wood you do with such a find? (probably NSFW)
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
In the animated Dr. Seuss classic "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," many know the tune "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch," but do you know who sang it? No, it wasn't that guy... it was an uncredited, relative unknown, and he was GRRRRREAT!
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Boaty McTurkishdictatorboatface
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Tourism campaign urges locals to start imitating the jackass halfwit tourist morons who stand on the left side of escalators
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man knocking on doors, asking parents for their kids' DNA and identifying the kids by their online handles is the creepiest story you'll read today
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Caption this man eating lunch in the school cafeteria
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The new Amazon Echo - Eastern Kentucky edition. Duke sucks
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Breaking news out of Montana: an intersection might get left turn lanes
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(Wausau Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Hunter shoots 13-point buck, then discovers that it's actually a doe
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(Neal.fun)
 
 
 
The neatest thing you will see all day: just keep scrolling
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
How to fix dangerous "Dave Thomas Circle?" First, get rid of the Wendy's
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Drew and Todd's conversation with famous mega-author and longtime Farker John Scalzi goes all over the place, but the most obscure bit is when they discuss where the music from the 70s/80s CBS SPECIAL bumper originally came from
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Study: Finding a purpose in your life can improve your health. My purpose is to eat these pork rinds
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's a slow news day at the BBC: "Why this farmer moves his cows every day"
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Head of Japan aid agency returned home after he was executed in Afghanistan. Hopefully the rest of him, too
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
'Doctors wanting to give migrants flu vaccines arrested during protest' Stop and think about how we got to this being a headline
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(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Reindeer boobs craze makes comeback during Christmas party season to put 'ho ho ho' back in the raunchy holiday spirit (not safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this piece of crystal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
13/10 would compete again. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (with video)
 
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
"'A giant glowing d**k,' Shelby responded"
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Painting of Zapata nude astride a horse wearing high heels and a pink wide brimmed hat has drawn fury in Mexico. No info available about what color hat Zapata really preferred to wear when he was in high heels could be found. Rare horse-riding trifecta now in play
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And Time's "Person of The Year" is...
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Aw, what cute widdle Confederate monuments you white boys built in Richmond. Gosh, it would be a shame if they built one of a very large black man on an even larger horse right nearby, wouldn't it? Don't cry, redneck, you can still buy a big truck
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
If you are a judge, you should not be posting about your cases on social media. You especially should not be posting about your cases if they involve child custody hearings
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Uganda man has a gaseous superpower and insect repellent company wants to harness it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Cop combines tropes "just before retirement" and "pulling one last score"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Is this some kind of a bust? Well, it's very impressive, yes
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
If the bingo caller's family and friends are the only ones winning, it is safe to say there is cheating involved
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
The auto shop was either robbed or had recently defiled a cursed tomb
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Twelve new casualties as the War on Christmas continues
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Federal District Judge enjoins Trump Admin from using National Emergencies Act to divert military funds to the border wall
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