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Mon November 27, 2023
	"Consider that a divorce" source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	4
	Pope Francis is receiving antibiotics for a lung problem, which strongly implies prayer is not working now source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	CA Teen being hailed as a hero for using the CPR she learned in school to save the life of a three-year old relative who drowned after wandering into the family pool. No word on the swift kick in the ass to whomever left the 3-year old unattended source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Shiats on fire, y'all source: columbian.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Farketplace returns for Black Friday through Cyber Monday! Post links to your online storefronts for handmade crafts, goods and whathaveyous. Support your fellow Farkers by shopping for cool goods and services at Farkers' stores source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	216
	New York appeals court rules cyclists have the same rights to a beatdown by police as cars drivers when stopped by them source: gothamist.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Something Woked This Way comes: The 2023 Fark Fiction Anthology is now available, just in time for Cyber Monday. Grab your emotional support squirrel, because you just might need it source: amazon.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Paris gets set to open massive new Metro expansion for the price of what the MTA spends to hose vomit off stairways source: forbes.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	US Navy isn't putting up with any of that Houthi nonsense, nor their blowfish source: timesofisrael.com \| share: Copy Link	62
(Some Guy)	One of the most important questions to ask when reviewing job openings is, "Why did this position become available?" source: usajobs.gov \| share: Copy Link	82
	The memes and jokes just keep coming for Russian State TV's unfortunate looking penis map source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	What was Vienna thinking? The city's new $2 million water fountain easily passes as the world's ugliest. Literally butt-ugly if the picture is any indication source: odditycentral.com \| share: Copy Link	94
	"The whereabouts of Messina's dildo are not known at this time" source: thesmokinggun.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	Facebook was designed for twelve-year-olds of all ages source: local10.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	One of the most beautiful, unspoiled vacation destinations on Earth is located in the bottom left-hand corner of Africa, but you've probably never heard of it. Sssshhhh...keep it a secret, one just between you and CNN source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Photoshop this Canadian wartime poster source: 4.bp.blogspot.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	'Racist' Confederate flag sparks high-noon showdown for Glasgow's Grand Ole Opry after committee bans it. In related News: Scotland has a US southern style Grand Ole Opry where racists go to play music source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	60
	Hey, everybody remembers that today is Cyber Monday, right? Just want to be sure nobody forgets about it being Cyber Monday. It's kind of like Black Friday, but it involves, you know, the Cyber. So have a happy Cyber Monday, and buy lots of things source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	58
	If you get your dog high on marijuana, you might be a redneck, but you're not a criminal in Illinois source: wgntv.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Day 642 of WW3: Russia is having to pull air defence systems from Kaliningrad, its province on the Baltic Sea, to replace ones lost in the Ukraine war, per an intelligence update from the UK's Ministry of Defence. It's your Monday Ukraine war thread source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	196
	Eat hot dogs or the Devil will get you. Just some catchy slogan or sexual innuendo? Hint: It's the Bible Belt source: al.com \| share: Copy Link	83
	Sometimes an airliner door isn't all it's cracked up to be source: the-sun.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Suddenly, man beneath her car source: wral.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	New Zealand gives cancer a tax cut source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Russia updates its relationship status with Meta spokesman, Andy Stone, to "it's complicated" source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Yeah, if you know that you are about to be hauled off to jail, then you might as well drink a beer and chat with the witnesses source: ktul.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Reading standards fall in Wales. Overuse of the letter L is the suspected cause source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	10
	Bowling pins...on strings source: slashdot.org \| share: Copy Link	45
	Disney doesn't like it when you demonstrate that it is, indeed, a small world source: deadline.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Harvard University favors the so-called "elite". Ric Romero reports live from campus source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	And one day, an earthquake will leave it squashed like a bug source: sfgate.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	More than half of Gen Zers want an open or a polyamorous relationship according to a recent study from Ashley Madison stopped reading there source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	119

Sun November 26, 2023
	Impatient man who drove through crime scene faces serious charges, ease of prosecution source: wtvr.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Old and busted: Falling asleep while smoking in your bed. Really new hotness: Falling asleep while frying turkey in your house source: wavy.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Teen tries to live up to the place name source: lex18.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Australian border agent finds chicken sandwich in elderly woman's backpack that she had forgot about. Oh well, how bad could the fine be? source: nzherald.co.nz \| share: Copy Link	86
	Three Palestinian men shot and wounded in sectarian hotspot of Vermont source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	85
	Aussie names four weird things about living in the UK. Queuing, parking, drinking and rudeness. Still better than everything trying to kill you source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	35
	Kim Jong Un facing a hairy problem source: foxbusiness.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Roller coasters that close don't necessarily completely disappear. This one was in Pennsylvania is now rolling in Costa Rica source: abc27.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Photoshop this Atlantic City theater source: tile.loc.gov \| share: Copy Link	11
	Manchester police investigate fight during performance of Hamilton. Aaron Burr wanted for questioning source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Something unexpected showed up at Christmas Festival. Fark: It was Satan source: foxnews.com \| share: Copy Link	83
	Agent Smith was wrong. Humanity isn't a virus, we're the freakin' Langoliers source: abc7.com \| share: Copy Link	44
(Some Guy)	U.S. Navy conducts Freedom of Navigation transit past Paracel Islands. This is not a repeat from every year for the past two decades source: pacom.mil \| share: Copy Link	47
	I'm not saying that it's aliens..... but it's aliens source: sciencealert.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	As someone with a prosthetic leg, this is something subby occasionally has to deal with source: foxnews.com \| share: Copy Link	153
	Chris Martin of Coldplay performs in Perth, Australia. Do your worst, Farkers source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Farking rookie. Try Waffle House and get back to us source: esquire.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-pew-pew-pew source: news5cleveland.com \| share: Copy Link	21

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