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Thu February 21, 2019
(Patheos)
 
 
 
In case lack of vaccination wasn't killing enough kids, a new hotness emerges on the mommy blogosphere
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And El Chapo is going to walk free because Bubba can't stay off his twitter account
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Honestly, who throws a toilet?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As a 25 year resident of Las Vegas this is as much snow Subby has ever seen here in her life, and it's still coming down
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention, Kmart shoppers: Please check the toy lions before you purchase one (NSFW image)
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Excerpts of Nick Sandmann's lawsuit against the Washington Post. Come for how they'd like to "teach the Post a lesson it will never forget", stay for claims that social media has "an anti-Trump agenda"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 720: "Coffee Shop". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 20, 2019
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Partially-eaten cheeseburger found in stolen car. Suspicion currently rests on large, dim-looking cat
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Person shot in Apopka dies. For those of you not up on your anatomy, the Apopka is either the thing that hangs down in the back of your throat or the little man in the canoe
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
X-ray reveals 4lbs of stones, bottle caps and coins in stomach of man; doctors say they have definitely seen some change in him (w/ pics) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"OK, coyote, you can go after my dog, but don't you even think of going after my coffee"
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(Mysterious Universe)
 
 
 
Deadly unidentified creature kills herd of guard llamas in Kentucky. Authorities recommend upgrading to tactical goats
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jussie Smollett who didn't organize a racist attack against himself... then did... then didn't... then did... then didn't... now did it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Need to sell a bunch of coke and meth in a hurry? Now there's an app for that
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man who keeps getting arrested wonders why they don't go after more serious crimes
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this coin operated cartoon theater booth
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Serial burglar arrested after leaving footprints in snow, booked on charges of burglary, theft, and trying to steal me Lucky Charms
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Holy forking shirtballs: Coast Guard lieutenant was arrested last week on charges of planning a domestic terror attack, with a hit list, and contacts with white supremacists
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bill proposal aims to catch heart surgery problems after All Children's deaths, although at this point we probably need to get a bunch of new children or something
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(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Woman went to hospital with a problem with her leg and ended up with no teeth. Only in Britain
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(NPR)
 
 
 
And don't worry. If the genetically modified super mosquitoes escape the high-security lab, scientists will be ready with a flock of genetically modified super birds with only one mission: To stop them. And maybe take over a few small towns
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia finally gets tired of soldiers posting selfies from places they officially aren't in
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Five years later, Orting man's murder remains unsolved, as investigators have few leads as to why he was killed or why he was Orting in the first place
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
"The tentacles of this go from here to New York to China." So Fark is my personal erotica site
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Oh come on, who the hell would voluntarily send submissions to a site to publish as its content for free?
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Ex-"American Idol" and "Fear Factor" contestant arrested with enough fentanyl to kill 415,000 people, assuming they all lined up and let her hit them with an eye dropper one at a time
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Why people can't stop watching video of a man shaving his 'balls'
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rare 1-30,000,000 golden lobster discovered. But how many Rhode Islands is that?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Friday, March 1: San Jose Fark Party - Stone Brewing Tap Takeover at Market Beer Company with Drew and Stone co-founder Greg Koch
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Nearly naked and slathered in peanut butter is no way to visit a dog park
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America's favorite pastime is underway in Henrico County, Virginia
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
"Sex robots are raising hard questions"
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(Dezeen)
 
 
 
Photoshop this architectural dream
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man arrested for his 23rd offense of driving off from a gas purchase explains that he has a "layaway system" and "eventually pays" for that gas. Also provides this year's best example of the "Dumbass" tag
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Porcelain Watermelon Assault is the name of subby's alcoholic Gallagher coverband
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese mental patient arrested for killing fellow patient in institution, offers rambling yet plausible I-am-a-robot defense. Victim presumably did not have Old Glory insurance
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite what you see in the movies, it is not advisable to commandeer a commercial vehicle, spill its contents in the road, and strike a school bus in order to catch up with your recently estranged girlfriend as she is trying to leave town
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Nebraska college professor cited for vandalizing Jeff Fartenberry's political signs
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
And over in Pleasant Gap, Pennsylvania, it is time for the running of the cows
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And the big boobie award goes to (opens envelope) a high school cheerleader, as determined by her coach
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man arrested in connection to deadly Jack in the Box assault, confirming Subby's long-held belief that you should start running in terror whenever you hear 'Pop Goes the Weasel' start playing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fat shaming. New hotness: Tax refund shaming
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston woman assaults people at photoshoot. Move over Barbecue Becky and Permit Patty, here comes Sidewalk Susan. Bonus: she's a multimillionaire
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police find young man sleeping in car. Do they A: Wake him up? B: Call ambulance? or C: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'd summarize this article, but I have 12 other tabs to get through first
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
"A mysterious murder, an international search for a man who may or may not exist, and an alleged $100,000 cash drop in a Wendy's parking lot"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
A Florida woman posted on Facebook that a sex trafficking Uber driver tried to kidnap her during a ride. Turns out the driver just didn't speak English very well
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Camera wearing skier records himself screaming for help until friends dig him out from avalanche. 'I'm sorry I hit you in the head,' and he's like, 'that was the best feeling in my life is just getting hit in the head with a shovel,'"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Some immune cells can fight every single known flu virus. Others are too busy in the bathroom to care
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides that maybe police officers shouldn't be able to seize a suspect's money and car just because they want them
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