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Sat October 20, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Maybe Mexico needs to build a wall and get Guatemala to pay for it
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
If you're a college student from San Diego and received a meningitis vaccine from Walgreens this month, you may want to get it again
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Two bacon, egg and cheese croissants with worm larvae and flies please
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Huge rattlesnake slithers across St. Petersburg golf course. Probably hopes to score a birdie
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red-headed dude with a gun
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
A little group is in a big fight to reduce suffering among creatures of the urban wild. Let's give Pitter Patter Feline Rescue a round of applause this Caturday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Masturbation can be a preventive treatment for prostate problems in later life, but your kid's pediatrician shouldn't be demonstrating techniques with them
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
FDA approves new drug that is 10x more powerful than fentanyl
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Trump says he has no regrets about praising Congressman for assaulting reporter
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Winning the $1 billion Mega Millions jackpot won't make you happier, but it will make you more satisfied, say researchers who don't know what synonyms are
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police: Skull found in woods not related to Halloween, but it's like 100 years old, and may be cursed or something, so watch out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
African-American FBI whistleblower who leaked documents stating the FBI's overreach since 9/11 and tactics which amount to racial profiling and minority oppression sentenced to four years
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(The Cornell Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Cornell will divide its Department of Biological Statistics and Computational Biology into two separate departments. Only in biology do you multiply when you divide
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'll see your sledge hammer to crack a walnut and raise you a hurricane to crack a peanut
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas woman wearing cow costume arrested for shoplifting tells officer 'Suck a pink cow udder' Actual. Headline
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Don't eat the foamy deer. No word on Foamy the Squirrel
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Fri October 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man fights snakes to survive pitfall. Man, I could never get past those three alligators
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Colorado parents are holding "chickenpox parties" to deliberately infect their children. You can't even make that up
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I would cut the Gordian knot, but I can't find a knife
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"It was odd seeing an unrestrained goat in a car today ... but the good thing was, all the human passengers had seat belts on"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Relaxing and paradise, two words one never expects to see in a story about the NYC subway - but this guy's trying
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Judge says teenagers should be breath tested for alcohol and drugs before discos. Also prior to entering fern bars, roller rinks, and time machines
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this toned pose
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC Subway creates haunted house because that's what needed fixing in the transit system
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
If you're injecting vodak into your mouth through your cheek with a syringe, you're drinking it wrong
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One night in Bangkok could mean 10 years for graffiti tourists
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(NPR)
 
 
 
And in other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco, is still dead, but may be moving
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That damned feeling you get when you realize you've been praying in the wrong direction for 37 years
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Mural of two rabbits farking and smoking on side of restaurant has some outraged, others working on photoshop contests
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Please note: if the getaway vehicle for your daring heist is a school bus, you may need to rethink your budding life of crime
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ Colon, colon, colon. Lo, that colon's stolen. Know where a stolen colon can hide? ♫
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Now that cannabis is legal in Canada, the media embarks on a buzz kill so that users can continue to feel guilty
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Parents of the Year arrested for riding a moped with a baby between them. They couldn't get a sidecar?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
One. Billion. Dollars
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Glazed Donut Gail calls cops because black woman was speaking a foreign language
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cowboy and his gal
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Richard Branson claims dyslexics are weird differently
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Smashing pumpkins gets man into trouble at Walmart store. Despite all of his rage he is still just a rat in a cage
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando police extend computer-aided facial hair recognition program developed by Amazon, despite concerns from privacy advocates and goateed evil twins everywhere
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
If your kid is eating roaches from the ash tray, you've got bigger problems
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
If a toilet tank explodes, and sends you to the hospital for foot surgery, are you doing it all wrong?
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(BBC)
 
Boobies
 
Latest fashion trend for women is the bralet, as they reject lingerie with in-built scaffolding
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman takes Porsche for service. Checks dashcam after noticing missing fuel. Discovers it was taken out for spin at speeds up to 89mph. Ferris, Cameron, Abe Froman unavailable from comment
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pope: "Kim Jong-un, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Kim Jong-un: "I think so, Pope, but how are we going to get the alpaca into a tutu?"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"Hi, my name is Narc McCopper. I'd like to search you, but you can refuse. Here's my card if you want a copy of my body cam footage, and info on the reverse about how to complain about our encounter today"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption this seal
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Couple visits all six U.S. Disney theme parks in one day. In other news, there are six U.S. Disney theme parks
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Houston museum apologizes for insensitive headline. How could you not know 'Come party with spooks' was offensive to the intelligence community?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Interview with the girl who pulled the 1,500-year-old sword out of a lake. Here is the Saga
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
What starts with "F" and ends with "uck" and is something you yell when it jumps the curb and smashes over a dozen cars?
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