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Wed August 04, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Corporations don't want to pay people $15 an hour so they'll pay 30¢ instead
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(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Man needs a Superhero to help find his comics
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
After high school district defies state law and mandates mask wearing, teacher files lawsuit against district. A biology teacher, nonetheless
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal still staying relevant
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Tue August 03, 2021
(VOCM Newfoundland)
 
 
 
Family dog injured protecting family from knife wielding home invader. Family cat just fine after hiding under couch
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A city that is under constant threat of flooding, hurricanes and deadly chemical plant explosions is being hailed as one of the world's greatest cities
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(NPR)
 
 
 
'Leet investors might not use Reddit threads to decide on stonks like Gamestop or open up Robinhood accounts, but in the end they really don't behave that much more intelligently than those who do
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So on September 7th, all those screaming about the vaccine not being FDA approved will be first in line to get the vaccine, right? RIGHT???
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Former flight attendant to honor late 9/11 colleagues by pushing a beverage cart from Boston to NYC, will still charge you $8 for a warm Bud Light
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Last week's thruster misfire caused the International Space Station to do a 540-degree backflip, which still only earned a 7.5 from the Russian judge
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man yells out "I'll show you what a real gangster is," proceeds to show everyone what a homicidal manic is
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un now ready to join the matrix to compete for world domination, bandage hiding the plug-in confirms this
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Allllllvinnn
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this eruption
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
After outrage over $27.85 Sam Adams Summer Ale, Port Authority airport vendors correct pricing down to a mere $18.15
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tyson to require vaccination for all US workers, which may prove to be a turning point in the battle against the virus, since when a huge dude who bites ears tells you to do something, you do it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"On the seller's disclosure it said 'bees in wall.'" What it didn't disclose: 450,000 of them
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Doing donuts in the parking lot of Nativity of the Blessed Virgin Mary-Saint Louis Church in the village, leading cops on a 17-mile chase with speeds reaching 80 mph, and crashing your pickup is no way to spend your 19th summer, kid
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
I gotta go, we got cows
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(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
Car crashes into La Campana restaurant. For those of you who don't speak Spanish, 'La Campana' means 'Oh shiat get out of the way'
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(VOCM Newfoundland)
 
 
 
Town warns people to stay away from the Dildo. Abraham Lincoln reportedly disappointed
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(NC Register)
 
 
 
NY Archdiocese sends a letter to its priests that the Pope did not stutter when he said "everyone should get the Covid vaccine", so they BEST not be handing out any "religious exemption" letters if/when NYC imposes a vaccine mandate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ship hijacked off the coast of the UAE. We now return you to the 1970s
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(Some Yee-Haw)
 
 
 
Georgia teen killed in Applebee's beating after social media flamewar honored by his Truck Club with cruise to old Kroger parking lot. Finally, a green confirming all your suspicions about rural America
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop these horseless heads, man
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Gun buyer and gun seller fatally shoot each other. You'd think the seller would have come out on top
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stairway to OH HELL NO
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Gov. Abbot and Gov. DeSantis: Who runs Jonestown?
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(The Root)
 
 
 
According to a coroner, a Black teen drove 27 miles to the house of a known Confederate-supporting racist, broke into the attic, and committed suicide by shooting himself. For whatever reason, a jury didn't accept that explanation
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If something seemed a little "off" about that story about the dead hiker in AZ, particularly the boyfriend's explanation of "She was having trouble with the heat so I sent her back and kept hiking." Turns out he's a cop with a history of lying
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People are *finally* deciding that they don't want to fark around and find out
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientists notice people who've had covid-19 have lower IQ, conclude that the virus causes drop in intelligence. Same scientists have discovered lung cancer causes people to start smoking
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"We are living through a piece of history. Even though what we've heard is alarming, we can find optimism. Thank you for coming to my TED talk"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1958, the Nautilus traveled under the North Pole to do battle with a giant squid. At least, I'm pretty sure I saw that in a movie
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
First a drone crashes into the World Trade Center, then the Pentagon goes on lockdown after shots were fired at the Metro station. All we need is a car accident in Shanksville and we'll have a 9/11 trifecta
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court denies Maine church's request to block COVID restrictions, partly on the grounds that no such restrictions actually exist
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Elon fans' boss shrine saloon
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 3 is 'berate' as in: "Many service workers in the gig economy depend on how they're rated to keep their jobs, so if someone bedazzles you with service, be sure to berate them"
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/goth/post-punk/new wave includes music from Dramatis, The Tragically Hip, and Clan of Xymox. Come hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD. Starts @ 1PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man goes door to door screaming and saying that someone was going to kill him before barricading himself in a storage facility. Just another day in East Freedom
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
An aircraft has hit the World Trade Center. This is not a repeat from 9/11
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Texas high school principal in hot water after he posts a picture of himself kissing his wife. Gosh, what could be objectionable about that? *looks at picture* Oh. Oh, right. Stay classy, Texas
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brother of popular TV news anchor in hot water for sour gropes. No word if he likes beer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The CDC has added 16 destinations to its list of "very high" risk for COVID-19, although for some reason "the United States" is not included on it
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
This, folks, is what happens when you try to breathe using your hat instead of your lungs
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
My mom died ten years ago, should I have told Social Security?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated Americans: "I don't take any responsibility at all"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Cool: Blue Cross Blue Shield is proposing a $2.67 billion settlement due to them conspiring to limit competition. Fark: Anyone who qualifies and had BCBS for five years would get less than $14
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Couple's famous Griswold light display will become an entire Christmas village this year
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Grab Some Nuts Day. Doze, not deez
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