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Sun May 20, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Mountain lion kills at least one east of Seattle. Heavens to Murgatroyd
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Former NYC Police Commish Howard Safir has studied it out: the Common Core curriculum is what's behind all these school shootings
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
By our dancing like water droplets in a searing hot skillet, screaming like a little girl, and cursing like a sailor. Next question please
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Texas high school mass shooting suspect allegedly shot and killed girl who turned him down and made fun of him in front of people in class
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
After selling all of their worldly possessions, giving away $100 bills in the park, lighting their house on fire, walking away naked and fighting with cops, couple realize that it isn't judgement day after all
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police unsure why man would stand outside woman's bathroom stall moaning and breathing heavily
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
That'll do pig, that'll do
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rich neighborhood will soon be home to a glass house. Hopefully no one inside throws stones
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Turns out the cheese platter was laced with MDMA. Kids are callin' it Brieing
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this... thing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
J.J. Watt continues to do the right thing
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(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
The crimes of Branson pinned on a single Oklahoma man. You'd think that Branson would have taken a conspiracy to pull off
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: Airline passenger punches dog. Worse: It was a service dog. Worster: For a deaf woman. Worsterer: he also punched the woman in the stomach. Worsterest: she's pregnant
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Drunk at Walmart and driving around the electric handicap scooters while trying to run into people is no way to go through life, son
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The Amish use the rest of us as beta testers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this...this
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Entomologist says you should not kill spiders in your home (with NOPE NOPE NOPE photos)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Melania Trump's condition downgraded to "White House Resident"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
In the fastest GoFundMe campaign ever, money was raised to pay a mariachi band to go play at Aaron Schlossberg
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Driver loses control, crosses median, and slams head-on into semi. Texas jury rules it's the truck driver's fault for being on the road in the first place
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
It only took minutes for the hoaxers to start putting out fake social media posts linking school shooter to Antifa, Hillary, Elmo, and other crisis actors
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
They should have taken the Choo Choo
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Some people turn to God to help with alcoholism, some to AA, this guy to a parrot
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Meet the newly hatched predators of New York City's financial district who will consume all the dirty rats of Wall Street
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Winds blow down ugly-ass civic sculpture. City ambivalent about whether they should put it back
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In a desperate bid for freedom, five refugees of a corrupt government take to the sea in a small boat, only to be capsized in six-foot waves just a quarter of a mile offshore
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Gov't says it's now safe to eat romaine lettuce again, but subby ain't taking no chances. This big ol' box of Apocalypse Chow I dun got from the Revr'nd Bakker is all a real 'Murican needs to stay fit and healthy
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(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Photoshop these golfers in Hawaii while the Kilauea volcano is erupting
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
An initiative started by UC Davis called the "Million Cat Challenge" - a push to save 1 million cats from euthanization in five years has failed. Turns out they only needed four years to reach that goal and earn a standing ovation from Caturday
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas school shooter was a religious nut. Atheism is a religion, right?
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
A man went to the balcony of his home to chase away some monkeys. That's when things got all stabby
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen tries to have Michael Avenatti should be barred from Cohen case due to 'smearing' Trump lawyer on TV, attorneys saybarred from case, citing as legal precedent: "It's the best we could come up with this time"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Look, it's OK, it's an emotional support explosive drone
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Texas Lt. Governor blames Friday's shooting on *throws dart* Oh, fark you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Abbot promises outside the box thinking and synergistic solution ideas before establishing clear metrics and performance incentives that mesh with his organizational culture
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Two people shot, one fatally, at Georgia high school
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British jockey jailed after leading police on high-speed chase, clocked at 114 mph. The horse was last seen in the stable talking trash about Justify, American Pharoah, and Secretariat
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Chilean bishops tender their resignation to the Pope. Mmmmm....Chilean bishop tenders
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