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Thu September 20, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Hurricane shelters are stressful places, reports the Romero Institute for Climatology
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite huntress is at it again (warning: graphic images)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Quoth the raven, Never have I had a more beguiling profile
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Sunspot observatory was shut down due to child pornography. Well, that explains the blackhawk helicopter
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Elaborate scam in which stolen credit cards were used to purchase goods for resale, leads police to woman in possession of $17,859.20 in stolen cookies and chocolates. Surely she is some kind of a monster
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
That horror movie trope about 'no cell service'? Shark attack victims on Cape Cod are finding out it's true
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Police estimate that the tractor trailer was going at mach 1 at the time of the accident
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forensic official who was fired after authorities discovered a refrigerated truck with multiple corpses inside now admits there's a second trailer containing 144 bodies, which is literally gross
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(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 698: "A Shore Thing 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 19, 2018
(Inc)
 
 
 
What is it about flying that brings out the worst in people?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Court upholds ruling that Duchess of Cambridge's boobs are worth €75,000 each
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bad: getting your cell phone stolen. Worse: getting stabbed. Fark: having your car blown up. Ultra-fark: all by the same suspect, who remains at large
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
You've heard of U.S. Navy's SEALs, right? Well, now get ready for U.S. Navy's Leap Frogs. And no, that's not another acronym
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Look what the cat dragged in
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alan Abel, famous hoaxer who had his obituary printed by the NYT 40 years ago, finally dies. Or did he?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas' twisted excuse for removing Helen Keller from the social studies curriculum? "Helen Keller does not best represent the concept of citizenship. Military and first responders are best represented." WHAT?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Report shows aging brains can continue to grow new cells, finally putting to rest the Cliff Clavin "I drink to kill off the slow ones" hypothesis
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Today, in poorly written local news: "At one point, Lewis is seen shoving the heavy Apple display down an escalator, while people were riding on it"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ferris wheels are not usually associated with "hair-raising" adventures. Usually (warning: graphic images)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Determined leaf blower doesn't quit his day job despite 90mph winds from Storm Ali that's ravishing the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Dude, if you're going to jump off an overpass to avoid a drunken driving test at least be drunk. Geeeeesh
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Here is the latest entry from Minnesota's quest for its own Fark tag
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The World Nomad Games include events like goat polo, horse wrestling & eagle hunting. Sounds much more exciting than the Summer Olympics
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
For a mere $85,000 you can live in an 8x20 shipping container with no kitchen
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Today, in conversations that could have happened: Florida woman- "I want you to kill my husband." Hit man- "What are you paying?" Florida woman- "I have a cute earring." Hit man- "I don't care how well you hear"
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Kilauea volcanic emissions drop to lowest levels in 11 years. In future news, volcano spotted with prescription for testosterone
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Photoshop this morning ritual
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bear statue removed from Llanwrtyd Wells, Powys, because it caused traffic accident may be re-erected, with vowels added for safety
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good luck, it's behind 7 Boxxies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obvious
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando considering 'dockless' bike-sharing ordinance. It's true, those bikes would have no docks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I wish I had read the FarQ, because then that would make it clear that you don't call out users in headlines. Now someone DO THEIR JOB and start the next LP thread
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Solar observatory is still closed, and the FBI is still mum, and the local sheriff is mad about not getting to shoot some aliens
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Burglar steals engagement and wedding rings from Kmart. In other news, Kmarts still exist. In further news, Kmart sells expensive engagement and wedding rings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good: you receive a new heart. Bad: it gives you cancer. Worse: same donor's lungs, liver, and kidneys give others cancer, too
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
How bad does a health inspection have to fail to close down a Dollar General?
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan Health Department: If you see a foamy river, don't eat the foam. Apparently it has lead in it or something
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What kind of parent are you? Helicopter? Free-range? Lawnmower? Tiger? Okay, now they're just making stuff up
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner gets lobsters stoned before cooking because she thinks it would be more humane. No word on what she is smoking, but subby will take one guess
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this live mascot emerging from the mist
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Dazed and confused. Fear the beard. Why so serious? Purple pain
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
"The removal process took a bad turn when the operator of the front end loader lowered the whale to drop it into the dumpster and it slid off the side and landed in the parking lot because it was too large"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spelling is hard. And noticble on the side of an airplan
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ronald MacDonald and five others arrested after brawl at city park leaves one hospitalized, surprisingly not from eating his food
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Pioneer of 3D printed guns soon to be maker of 2D printed license plates
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gator eats miniature horse. Grandma kills gator with one shot. That's the Texas way
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(JSOnline)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter in Wisconsin, reportedly upset at NFL overtime rule change. UPDATE UPDATE: shooter is dead, 4 people transported to hospital
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(Politico)
 
 
 
North and South Korean leaders meet and...is he drinking a Zima?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The spiders will have their party and will soon die"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA to begin targeting vaping teens with bathroom ads in schools, including weird unexplained facial scarring for some reason
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