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Tue March 21, 2023
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
  
 
 Don't put all of your eggs in one basket. Some guy might steal them
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
  
 
 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for March 21 is 'fawn' as in: "Literacy among deer at the local zoo has skyrocketed after zookeepers started teaching 'Hooked on Fawn ics'"
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(The Drive)
 
  
 
 In Australia you can be fined up to $3200 for ICEing. Still doesn't make up for being the birthplace of Hitler
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(KUCI)
 
  
 
 Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Pylon, Stan Ridgway, Peter Gabriel, and Love & Rockets. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #446. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
  
 
 Over there, over there. Send the word, send the word over there. That the Tanks are coming, the Tanks are coming. The drums rum tumming everywhere
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(Quartz)
 
  
 
 Bad News: Container full of highly radioactive Cesium-137 went missing. Good News: Container has been located. Bad News: Just the container. Worse News: Already cut into pieces as scrap metal ready to be smelted down
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 There's parallel parking and then there's perpendicular parking
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 Happy indictment day - here's a thread of every president as a super villain
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
  
 
 'Florida man dies in crash caused by cows' is your Florida/The Far Side crossover headline of the day
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 Today's Slatesplanation: How Adrian Chiles became your favorite internet columnist. Wait, I have a favorite internet columnist? And it's someone named Adrian Chiles?
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 But other than the institutional racism, misogyny, and homophobia, how did you find the Metropolitan Police?
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(Zillow)
 
  
 
 Ex-CEO of Radio Shack selling his Fort Worth mansion, but is the asking price realistic?
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 Is your home about to be taken over by a squatter? Be afraid. I SAID BE AFRAID. Fox News: scarring grandpa since 1996
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(Brooklyn Magazine)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this timely cleanup
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Dodge does a careful read of the room, announces that its last Challenger will hit 1,025 hp, go 0-60 in 1.7 seconds, and come with an optional parachute. Neck tattoos not included
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Day 391 of WW3: Ukrainian drone attack in Dzhankoi Crimea destroys cruise missiles and damages important rail hub. It's your Tuesday Russo-Ukraine war discussion
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(KITV Honolulu)
 
  
 
 Hawaii lawmakers considering bill to allow trained professionals help minors obtain restraining orders against abusive parents, significant others
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 Second son of European monarch to go into exile in US after his kids are denied royal titles. Difficulty: not that one
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(Newsweek)
 
  
 
 Russia decides the best way to handle the ICC charging Putin with War Crimes is to (Checks Notes) Threaten the ICC with a missile strike
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(WCVB Boston)
 
  
 
 The first rule of being a Minuteman re-enactor is "thou must treat thy musket as if it be loaded at all tymes, foremost within ye olde towne museum"
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(Denver Post)
 
  
 
 When I said I wanted to share hot tub with a cougar, this isn't what I had in mind
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Challenge: "I have every confidence that no school district is going to consider the Bible as violating 76-10-1227," which addresses descriptions and depictions of illicit sex or sexual immorality. Difficulty: Utah
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(Lehighton Times News)
 
  
 
 Some people come here to sit and think. Others come here to make terroristic threats
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 "Hey Siri, how do I poison my wife?" Okay, maybe it wasn't that blatant, but it was close
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(Ars Technica)
 
  
 
 What plug-in EV owner wouldn't want to deal with a crowd of pan handlers offering to clean their windows while they charge up their batteries?
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Mon March 20, 2023
(Oregon Live)
 
  
 
 Giant penis brings joy to suburban neighborhood
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
  
 
 The police will let you get away with a few months of drunkenly setting off explosions in a small town, but then you're going to jail
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(Boston.com)
 
  
 
 It's probably like a dystopian tweaking-zombie apocalypse at MIT and Harvard right now
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
  
 
 Philadelphia to pay $9.25M for proving protesters right
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 The First of Us
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(Wikipedia)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this urban crossing
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(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 European Union Ministers agree to send Ukraine one million artillery shells, possibly along with some serious fire and brimstone sermons
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
  
 
 Uber passenger and pedestrian from unknown location hit by cars on freeway. Uber driver was miles away, may have teleported second person to location, CHP also clueless
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(People Magazine)
 
  
 
 Hiking in a slot canyon during flash flood season? What could possibly go wrong?
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(Politico)
 
  
 
 Four more Oaf Keepers convicted of Oafing
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this slumbering noodle fan
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
  
 
 Executive, 52, too old for such nonsense is arrested for "spring break mistake"
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(Ars Technica)
 
  
 
 If you were wondering who started the zombie apocalypse, it was the archaeologist who looked at these "magical barrier" nails and said "this belongs in a MUSEUM"
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Vulcan facility seizure adds to tension between US, Mexico, and purists who hate this new Star Trek timeline
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Disaster Area gets a new lead singer
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(The Oakland Press)
 
  
 
 City doesn't fear the reaper when they restore pre-pandemic ghost tours of haunted mansion built by historic cowbell magnate
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(El Pais)
 
  
 
 Are French people le tired?
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 King Charles marks first Mother's Day since Queen's death, causes a run on florists by confused Americans
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Suddenly, atmospheric river #12. California might just slide off into the ocean even without a huge earthquake
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(Library of Congress)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this 1970's living room
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(CBS News)
 
  
 
 Not news: Sideshow in SF. Interesting: Sideshow features dozens of bikers. FARK: On the Golden Gate Bridge
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Day 390 of WW3. International Criminal Court raising funds to investigate and prosecute even more Russian war crimes. Where's Jerry Lewis when you need him? Welcome to your Monday Russo-Ukraine War thread
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(France 24)
 
  
 
 This headline could've stopped after two words
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(WESH Orlando)
 
  
 
 OK guys, I'll just swim down, put the anchor on the bottom, swim back up and tie it to the boat. You guys stay right here. BRB
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
  
 
 Cemetery celebration birthday shooting. No, no I am not drunk
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