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Fri August 02, 2024
	Daredevil Spanky Spangler prepares for his final Butte stunt source: kxlf.com \| share: Copy Link	3
	Parents expected to spend $31.3 billion on back to school shopping. That kid better get straight A's or his parents are going to be seriously pissed source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	More than 200 people in Ethiopia caught the rains down in Africa when the landslide took them down source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	1
	Uhh, what kind of shower is that in the About this Home section? Aren't they all like that? source: realtor.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Gee, whoever will the creepy Libertarian's creepy crime-predicting AI magically accuse? source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Thieves get non-profit's goat source: cbs58.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	That's not what friends are fore source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Musk opening Montessori school in Texas, plans to fill it with his own offspring. Surrogates wanted source: kxan.com \| share: Copy Link	32

Thu August 01, 2024
	Governor DeathSentence declares state of emergency in 54 out of 67 counties because Invest 97L source: fox35orlando.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	As gambling is illegal in Alabama, can Alabamians helping people travel to another state where gambling is legal face felony conspiracy charges? Now replace gambling with purchasing sex toys, prostitutes, abortions source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Child rescued from pipe. Doopity do source: kwch.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	If you find a leg washed up on Galveston Bay, the beach patrol would like to talk to you source: khou.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Granny with a broomstick, uncle with a steak knife, cousin with a 9mm fired into the ceiling, a can of Raid, and unseasoned chicken brawl leads to arrest of two source: counton2.com \| share: Copy Link	59
(Some Brown Guy)	Photoshop this assortment of furniture pieces source: assets.architecturaldigest.in \| share: Copy Link	14
	So castles built on cliffs of sand, will fall into the sea... eventually? source: abc7.com \| share: Copy Link	57
	Ammonia leak sends 33 sous vide workers to the hospital, presumably in plastic bags and at just the right temperature source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	No good deed goes unpunished; Rattlesnake edition source: wktv.com \| share: Copy Link	82
	Botched restoration of Spanish church results in "monkey cherubs;" work was presumably done by "Ecce Homo" portrait of Christ conservationist source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Photoshop these concentrating competitors source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill and author Gwenda Bond. Olympic Robot Squishy edition source: twitch.tv \| share: Copy Link	5
	State Police recruits is sicking of waiting to get his gun. The Springfield Connection season six episode 23 original air date May 7th 1995 source: cbs6albany.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Anyone interested in purchasing the Greenbrier Resort in West Virginia? It's being foreclosed on Aug.27. No word on if the nuclear bunker intended to hold all of Congress in case of nuclear war is also included source: wvgazettemail.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	There's a word that's been censored on this picture of a KFC sign and it's not "nuggets" source: wktv.com \| share: Copy Link	90
	Make that the dopiest lawyer in town source: ksat.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Deadpool & Wolverine now officially more popular than Jesus source: deadline.com \| share: Copy Link	133
	Hamas honcho was blown up by remotely detonated bomb smuggled into his Tehran guesthouse months ago by very sneaky peoples source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	122
	On this day in history, in 1996, George R.R. Martin released the first book in his "Game of Thrones" series, which is anticipated to come to an epic conclusion sometime after the heat death of the universe source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	98
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from Talk Talk, Blancmange, Orange Juice, and Flash & The Pan. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #626. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	72
	This is why mine is labelled "Definitely NOT cocaine" source: katu.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Just Stop Oil becomes Just Stop Air Travel source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	113
	Brits face £200 fines for improperly disposing of toothpaste tubes. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves source: mirror.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	28
	F-16 fighter jet, piloted by Ohio National Guard, drops fuel tanks onto Michigan territory, reignites Toledo Border War source: detroitnews.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	Happy "What Is the Sound of One Hand Clapping Day" source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Giant 16-foot tall pigeon sculpture to land on NYC's High Line this fall. Local pigeons await to leave their editorial comments source: nbcnewyork.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Tourist caught bathing 'mother nature' style in Florence fountain upsets locals. Obviously these prudes have never seen naked sculptures in Florence before source: 9news.com.au \| share: Copy Link	35
	Photoshop this man in the pipe source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 1 is midriff, as in "A member of the audience stood up and interrupted the saxophone solo in midriff" source: merriam-webster.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Actual headline: Teen bestiality suspect caught by own dad and sister allegedly flipped out and punched an inmate who mocked him with donkey sounds behind bars source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	138
	Rip Van Winkle discovers that parking meters no longer take coins or even exist source: nj.com \| share: Copy Link	93
	Fark NotNewsletter: Guess Who's Getting Farked? source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Oh, bucket. Let's have another Ice Bucket Challenge source: nbcboston.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	The dark side of Comic-Con isn't the usual weirdos running around thinking they're superheroes, it's the human trafficking source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share: Copy Link	87
	Day 890 of WW3. UAF finally gets some of the F-16s promised more than a year ago. Romania finds more crashed orc drones, Orcs leave Armenia, Czechia gets German tanks, and Mordor begins throttling YouTube. This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	280
	Manhattan man without a license to steal encounters Secret Service men source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Don't run tags, Deputy. 19 felonies, just move on, he's/she's not into you source: local10.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Spanish authorities insist tourists are welcome, awkwardly blocking view on "Tourist go home or we kill you" graffiti with paella pans source: au.news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	If you are going to intentionally derail a train don't film it. If you are going to film it don't show your video to the police who show up source: wowt.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	After a local home is flooded with thousands of gallons of water, the city says its a miner problem source: kbzk.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Cohoes, NY keeps it classy with a rumble at a funeral. Tag is for everyone except the deceased source: news10.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Life finds a way source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	17

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