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Mon July 10, 2023
	Since Maryland's Purple Line is 5 years behind schedule, DC metro announces its own plans to expand and beat that record delay source: dcist.com \| share:	7
	Victorian-era diseases return to England as 2022 to April 2023 saw nearly 11,000 hospitalised for malnutrition, gangs of pickpocketing kids roam London, people sent to Australia for stealing bread source: thelondoneconomic.com \| share:	26
	You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take the Florida out of the man source: cbsnews.com \| share:	9
	Turkey's done... opposing Sweden's entry to NATO source: wspa.com \| share:	70

	Surely 2 weeks of a broken water main creating a subterranean river had nothing to do with Rolling Hills Estates rolling source: abc7.com \| share:	25
	Kid named Julian carves his name on 8th century temple column. Deport him back to Madagascar source: bbc.com \| share:	53
	Northern Lights to be less northern this week source: npr.org \| share:	39
	Photoshop this brutal bloom source: farm1.static.flickr.com \| share:	13
	In the Bizarro universe, Paul Revere's midnight April ride is commemorated at noon in July by a woman who meanders through Concord, Massachusetts setting fires at random public buildings source: nbcboston.com \| share:	16

	Being placed under arrest for shouting racial slurs and shaking the building smashing up his own condo at 11:30 PM wasn't enough fun for this Subby's Nazi neighbor, so he decides to include the boys in blue on the action with predictable results source: kdvr.com \| share:	43
	Hello Room Service? I'll have a blowfish and a diet water source: huffpost.com \| share:	32
	Remember that boring webcam waiting for the next Icelandic volcano to pop up? It just got a lot more interesting. Bonus: Unfortunate webcam location source: youtube.com \| share:	82
	Casino caper causes chaos, chagrin. Court case charges criminal cop, Caleb source: 8newsnow.com \| share:	19
	North Korea: if the US doesn't stop flying spy planes off our coasts, we're going to shoot them down. USAF: You're certainly welcome to TRY source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	42
	Well, the judge DID say she had signed his "death warrant" source: abc7.com \| share:	62
	Remember the vessel of refugees in Greece that sunk when we were busy worrying about billionaires imploding? Yeah, it looks like the Greek Coast Guard murdered them source: theguardian.com \| share:	74
	Girl, 18, gets her scalp ripped off by machine at juicing factory. Article includes before and after pictures. SPOILER: she still looks radiantly beautiful source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	92
	Good ideas from abroad: "So many former presidents in Peru have run afoul with the law that the country has set up a special penitentiary for them - and it's full" source: npr.org \| share:	27
	Eat your weed, folks. The article doesn't say so source: cnn.com \| share:	91
	Who says The Beverly Hillbillies isn't real? Kentucky farmer discovers massive Civil War era gold and silver coin hoard in his cornfield source: livescience.com \| share:	50
	The chin is in. Bruce Campbell approves source: theguardian.com \| share:	64
	Dr. Larry Nassar, convicted of sexually abusing Team USA gymnasts, stabbed multiple times in prison. Anyway, now the weather source: msn.com \| share:	256
(Some Grrrls)	Photoshop these strike sympathizers source: godberd.com \| share:	17
	Day 502 of WW3: It's a slow day, both in Orc casualties and in the news, so here's some PTSD-inducing propaganda footage of trench warfare around Bakhmut. Sorry about the lame AI translation soundtrack. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion source: youtube.com \| share:	508
	Because these three teens conspired to commit a crime, now all of them are facing felony murder. FARK: They conspired to egg the guy's house source: independent.co.uk \| share:	247
	Woman gives birth to 13.2-pound future Florida Man source: wfla.com \| share:	47
	Most Americans say their pets are family as much as a human. Your crazy uncle still too drunk to notice source: pewresearch.org \| share:	75
	A woman sings to a pigeon trapped in a Scottish pub. This is all you need to know that it's a slow news day source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	12
	You would think that if you say, kept videos of children you molested on your phone, that you'd be sure to hang on to it and not leave it behind at a restaurant...or at the very least have a lock screen....coach source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	57
	Nevada recalls G0BK2CA license plate. 49 other states get requests to issue same plate. Why does Nevada hate Canada? source: kron4.com \| share:	56
	Ukrianian version of Q asks the important question: Who the fark is Justin Beiber anyway? source: theguardian.com \| share:	17
	Rolling Hills Estates to be renamed Sliding Hills Estates source: detroitnews.com \| share:	22
(Mr. Ed)	No word on the condition of the horse, of course source: wtaj.com \| share:	9
	Western Montana authorities are executing a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in the area source: kpax.com \| share:	23
	Bear crossed road and died in residential front yard. Must have been the chicken's day off source: ktla.com \| share:	25
	Apparently distrustful man opens security gate and then holds shotgun on Amazon delivery driver and her two kids, retrieves package, tells her to git source: tnonline.com \| share:	87
	Robot cleans Lake Tahoe shore, takes jobs from humans who have more time for littering source: ktvu.com \| share:	36

Sun July 09, 2023
	The US Post Office finds cremation ashes without a delivery address, puts it with the other 451 boxes of cremains source: huffpost.com \| share:	74
	A whole lot of hristingur going on. Mag 4.3 quake recorded on Icelandic volcano source: youtube.com \| share:	48
	Cold Case Cracked source: ktla.com \| share:	68
	Window seats: serious business (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	51
	And now people are going to get all grotty trying to autopsy whales that have washed up on the beach instead of blowing them up with dynamite as they should source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	50
	Photoshop theme: Beat the heat source: fark.com \| share:	12
	For all those Farkers who want to travel but can't because of mortgage payments. There's another way source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	103
	Skateboarding is a crime, without permits, sanction, and event insurance anyways source: ktvu.com \| share:	58
	Just shot myself in the leg. How do I avoid looking stupid? I'll just falsely claim a black guy shot me. That should solve all my problems source: deadstate.org \| share:	151
	The share of workers robbing their future selves to simply survive today remains at an all-time high source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	109
	Fun times in Cleveland again source: yahoo.com \| share:	23
	Low rent Dom tries Fast and Furious moves to escape attempted bank fraud source: ktvu.com \| share:	11
(Some Puy du Fou)	Photoshop this French amusement park source: archaeology-travel.com \| share:	14

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