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Mon July 13, 2020
	Did you know there's a search engine that plants trees for every search done? This month they planted their 100-millionth tree source: goodnewsnetwork.org \| share:	7
	Last Call in California for a while source: cnbc.com \| share:	32
	How about we just say "Yes," but just use "because it's farking stupid" as the reason instead of trying to justify some nebulous security concerns? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	10
	Photoshop this okra source: cdn.theatlantic.com \| share:	12
	NYC: Shiat, where'd all the rich people go? source: nytimes.com \| share:	46
	♫ Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl. With yellow feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. ♫ She went to the beach. To work on her tan. ♫ She was turned away by police by the orders of The Man. At the CO-PAAAA...Don't fall in love. ♫ source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	29
	German Special forces and helicopters are deployed in a huge manhunt for camouflage-wearing, bow and arrow-wielding maniac who overpowered four cops and went on the run in forest source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	78
	Why Boomers suck at technology, unless it involves reposting that FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT KILLARY message to Facebook source: slate.com \| share:	143
	Doctor confirms patient has gotten COVID twice three months apart source: vox.com \| share:	130
	Europe should know a thing or two about hubris, and Coronavirus is ready for a reminder source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	35
	Aussie fishermen now looking for a bigger boat after great white shark attacks boat and takes chunks out of engine. Bonus: Being Aussies, one of them sticks his hand in the water with a GoPro to film it all (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	23
	Russia completes first human trials of COVID vaccine, polonium content unknown source: forbes.com \| share:	34
	Day care centers in New York City set to reopen. What could possibly go wrong? source: abc7ny.com \| share:	51
	Yes, there are five great white sharks swimming off the New York and Jersey coast, but experts warn that driving to the beach or spending time on the beach is riskier source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	25
	Llamas prrovide kkey to iimmune therrapy for Covvid-19 source: bbc.com \| share:	46
	Another dangerous criminal off the streets as woman was 'too busy getting stoned' and playing on her phone to notice police were closing in to arrest her source: derbytelegraph.co.uk \| share:	55
	Myrtle Beach roadside zoo? Meet Carole Farking Baskin source: nypost.com \| share:	34
	Old and busted: Murder hornets. New hotness: Karate bears source: twitter.com \| share:	51
	Abu Dhabi scores higher than Dubai in coronavirus economy, Scrabble source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	16
	Upset that you can't take a trip this year or a vacation? Here are some historical vacation disasters that should make you feel a bit better about your decision source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	43
	Subby thought aliens usually opted for a different orifice source: usatoday.com \| share:	21
	Two livestreamers who came down with COVID-19 symptoms at Disney World return the next day to make sure everyone has exactly as much fun as they did source: dailydot.com \| share:	137
	That carrier/assult ship is still burning in San Diego. The superstructure has melted and partially collapsed source: thedrive.com \| share:	250
	They say any landing you walk away from is a good one, but what about one where you have to be cut out of the wreckage? source: bbc.com \| share:	23
	Store robbery foiled by throwing a pizza pie source: foxnews.com \| share:	40
	UK bar installs electric fence to force social distancing source: metro.co.uk \| share:	27
	Do you know 100 people? At least one of them probably has COVID-19 source: cnn.com \| share:	85
	Photoshop this marvelous macrame source: i.imgur.com \| share:	14
	Woman carrying the coronavirus with no symptoms breaks the record for super spreaders, infects 71 people with the virus after 60-second elevator trip (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	40
	Former soldier called "Captain America" highlights a massive problem for US veterans source: fox5dc.com \| share:	67
	US Navy welcomes first Black female tactical jet pilot source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	57
	German scientists schwabing recovered Covid patients for antibodies fear that those antibodies may not last long source: iol.co.za \| share:	44
	Passenger:"I'm going to kill everybody on this plane. Die in the name of Jesus!" Christ, what an asshole source: msn.com \| share:	70
	Young-at-heart senior home residents pass the time in self-quarantine by posing for photos recreating iconic album covers source: the-sun.com \| share:	35
	German prostitutes are ready to reopen source: reuters.com \| share:	46
	I have made a huge mistake source: nbc12.com \| share:	138
	Frat houses are having an outbreak that penicillin can't cure source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	46
	Disappointing Mad Libs headline of the day: "Nudes tops greenery-covered Forest School in Pune with looping cycling track" source: dezeen.com \| share:	27
	Zero coronavirus deaths reported in NYC for the first time in 4 months. Now let's keep it that way source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	60

Sun July 12, 2020
	Cannabidiolic Acid is the name of my ... wow ... cool source: forbes.com \| share:	73
	What do you get when parents can't afford to stay home with their kids? A super spreader event at a daycare source: syracuse.com \| share:	82
	Apparently, McSeagull isn't a legal meal source: msn.com \| share:	72
	Experts: since the A/C could be spreading the rona, you should turn it off and die of heat stroke instead source: independent.co.uk \| share:	162
	Say what you will about Covid. At least it makes the trains run on time source: thelocal.de \| share:	23
	Photoshop this outrageous outfit source: i.imgur.com \| share:	17
	Plague squirrels, you say? Eh, why not? source: kdvr.com \| share:	38
	Woman decided to pass out food to the homeless this morning. What could possibly go wrong? source: wbtv.com \| share:	76
	Allentown PA cop: "We need to restrain this guy. Hmm, I wonder how I should do it? I guess nobody would object if I put my knee on his neck" source: mcall.com \| share:	99
	"Sorry, no" source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	290
	One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in a perplexing history, bind them source: threader.app \| share:	61

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