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Wed September 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I would tip my fedora to thee, m'lady, but alas I have been afflicted with COVID-19
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Man with mullet wanted in Florida. If that's the entire description of the perp they'll never find him
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
♫ Ah, sugar (du doo du doo doo). Ah, coffee, coffee (du doo du doo doo). You are my McDonald's stabbing dude. And you got me fearing you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Woman injured in Aldershot van gas explosion" - at least now we know what they did after 'Take The Skinheads Bowling'
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Not all heroes wear capes"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fighter jets intercept small aircraft over Hudson River entering restricted U.N. airspace, but don't worry. Brian Laundrie wasn't on it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fall pickup
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(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Get outta my yard, says Harvard
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man sees Mountain Dew 2 for $3 special at convenience store, grabs one, puts $2 down on counter, and walks out. Whoopsie
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's autumn, do you know where your pumpkin spice is?
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Yet another school forced to shift to remote learning due to uptick in CO... wait, good old regular violence and vandalism. Phew, what a relief
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New rivers of molten lava endanger La Palma. For those who don't speak Spanish, 'La Palma' means 'Oh, crap'
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alex Murdaugh provided a lawyer to one of the kids who was in the boat with his son on the night of the fatal boar crash. The lawyer convinced the kid to say "he didn't know" who was driving, and then Murdaugh tried to get the cops to charge the kid
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man plants pipe bombs to end porn and cursing. Farkers seen heading to the bunker
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Beloved owner of a North Carolina BBQ restaurant has passed away. OMG, WTF
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"A recent report from the Associated Press claimed that the raids had become so frequent that villagers were living in fear of an "and all-out monkey assault"
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
City built at the base of a mountain commissions avalanche study, finds 374 buildings at risk. Since this is America, they will now vote on whether to believe the science or avoid harming property values
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(National Institutes of Health)
 
 
 
Subby found this article on "foot orgasm syndrome" while searching for something unrelated and wanted to share
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Don't want to freak anyone out or anything but a key warning sign that is a prelude to a mass extinction event is on the rise. Sleep well
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
America's Best State is giving away free at-home COVID test kits
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(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
Stop laughing, what are you, 12 years old? It's not uncommon for women to have two different sized breasts
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1862, President Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation, outlawing slavery throughout the entire* nation. And everyone lived happily ever after (*offer not valid in Missouri, Kentucky, Maryland and Delaware)
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
"Cop Punished For Eating Burrito" becomes Sloppy Taco Of Lies
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tim Cook says employees who leak memos do not belong at Apple, according to leaked memo
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Who knew that you could kill a guy in a fight you start and only get a manslaughter charge?
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Ultravox, 10,000 Maniacs, New Order, and Roxy Music. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #257. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Gilgamesh Dream Tablet, originally looted from Iraq during the Gulf War then bought by Hobby Lobby for Museum of the Bible, heading home. Giorgio Tsoukalos and David Childress dancing with glee
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1980, the Midtown Stabber stabbed his first victim, striking terror into his victims and raising ire with rivals the Southside Slasher and the Downtown Denogginizer
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(CWB Chicago)
 
 
 
Somebody keeps stealing the red light camera at Cicero and Lawrence. If only they had a camera there to watch for crime
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Weatherman says he has authority over his body. Station group says they have authority over his employment
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Hobbit Day, so take off your shoes, find something that comes in pints, and put some weed in your pipe
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn reveals dumbass conspiracy to feed us Hidden Vaccine Ranch while wearing a shirt with his own name on it
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Pour out a non-alcoholic beverage for Col. Gail Halverson aka Uncle Wiggly Wings, the OG of the Berlin candy bombers ("Operation Little Vittles") which kicked off 73 years ago today. Sidebar: Halverson will be 101 in October - and survived COVID
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you were worried that Trump's absence at the UN annual assembly this year might mean the absence of an utterly uninformed and self-centered world leader making a spectacle of his own ignorance and embarrassing his nation on the world stage, don't
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sir Dangerous lives up to his name and then some
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man says having his whole body ravaged by his wife, Morgan Fairchild, was pretty awesome. By his neighbor, Corona V. Irus, not so much
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Introducing Reese's Law, new legislation designed to help protect infants from parents who allow them to eat Lithium or button batteries. Presumably by removing them from said parents?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Toddler gets head stuck in balcony railing, police use battering ram to free her - but not like you think
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Train guard refuses to help woman having seizure on his train as she was 'holding up the service'. Then doubles down on the smug after she recovers. "You're not having a fit now, are you?" This should end well
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee is redesigning their license plate. Let's help them out by making a plate that is an accurate representation of the state
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
"Hounds & Heroes did things differently than other places," Laney said. "For one thing, they had five or six dogs available, & they let the dog pick you. It creates a much better bond." We welcome them & their greyhounds to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ex-Chicago cop, who previously pled guilty to molesting a teen boy and was also sued for having sex with a 16-year-old boy, gets probation for attacking 2 men outside teh ghey bar in Chicago. He sure is gonna learn his lesson THIS TIME
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
300 Novant Health employees are about to permanently extend their unpaid suspension. The other 34,700 are fine with just working and, you know, protecting health
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's finally an article about Gen X - and it's about how much we drink. Who cares
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Ah, Kentucky. Southern Hospitality keeps on giving, with a new Covid mutation in a nursing home infecting 45 residents and employees, including some who had been fully vaccinated. Can we name this one Omega?
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(9 News)
 
 
 
In Colorado: Only 10% of unvaccinated Coloradans plan to get the COVID-19 vaccine. Also in Colorado: 55% of vaccinated Coloradans have either anger or frustration toward the unvaccinated
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump vs. Trump. Grab the popcorn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brazil's plague rat health minister brings the gift of covid to the UN in NYC
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Oh, great. First they beat the recall. Now this. California is going to be insufferable
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New surgeon general announces that Covid-19 will always have a home in Fark's favorite state
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