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Wed June 26, 2019
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Söme ässembly required
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Expect gridlock returning from July 4 weekend. Also expect fireworks to be loud, ocean to be wet, and sunblock to cost $20 a bottle if you buy it from a store on the boardwalk
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
"How's your dentist practice? Seems like it is doing well, even though you are applying for welfare benefits." Bonus: He is Subby's dentist and Subby thought he WAS cool
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Just another Saturday morning in Alabama
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How to have fun on your vacation in Detroit. First of all, why are you vacationing in Detroit?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out the reason WWII was so awesome is because everyone was tweaked out
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(Some Goose)
 
 
 
Photoshop this avian offering
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Indianapolis Public Library's Paws to Read program, kids who are struggling with reading are given the chance to read to specially trained therapy dogs in a no judgment zone. Come crack open a good book this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Villagers hunt mystery mime artist dressed in a full-bodied "morphsuit", who raised hundreds at charity fete then silently slipped away with all the cash without a peep
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Police chief charged with offering a 16-year-old girl money for sex says "I was off duty, in my own car which wasn't tied to my job at all"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Have an urge to shoot your own porno movie? It's probably not best to use the school classroom you teach in
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Young girl stuck in arcade claw machine, rescued by police after only six quarters
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Mom beaten so bad she had to be hospitalized after attack by bully who told her son to go back to Mexico. Murica tag beats the shiat out of Sad and Sick tags, tells them to go back to Kentucky
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Does Fark love or hate Yeungling? Either way, Yuengling to reveal new packaging to celebrate its 190th anniversary
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
A Squid is a young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Like wiping out after popping a wheelie in front of a cop car
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Life threatening outbreak of gas in Essex
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Aftermarket hood ornaments are becoming way too realistic
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Mom who has daughter with cerebral palsy parks in disabled reserved parking spot, finds nastygram on windshield: "Shame on you - you very selfish, lazy person! Walk the 2 extra steps!!!!!"
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'Murica. Fark Yeah
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
San Francisco is first city to totally ban E-Cigs. Sh***ing in the street in broad daylight still okay
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Tue June 25, 2019
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Cats may have their own day on Fark, but in Japan they have their own temple
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
High school golfer makes a hole in one, wins $20,000 tax bill
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What humans of the future will look like. Good luck fapping to this (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Mono means "one," and rail means "rail," and that concludes our intensive three-week course
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(MSN)
 
 
 
David Hogg says he's been target of seven assassination attempts. Technically eight if you count the Parkland shooting
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Remember the gal who set her neighbor's house on fire? Here's the much anticipated sequel
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Yes, your pets really are getting fatter and fatter. Here's proof
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh come on, how bad could a few caterpillars be - oh uh, that's actually pretty bad
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Clinging to your drowning toddler and washing up on the banks of the Rio Grande is no way for refugees to go through the asylum process (with heart-wrenchingly graphic pic in link)
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(Some Hulu Hooper)
 
 
 
Photoshop some better ideas for Netflix originals
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pastors agree, drag queens are making bingo too sexy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Another day, another respectable scientific group ringing the alarm about the upcoming devastating effects of climate change if swift action is not taken
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Purse snatchings are on the rise. Officials suggest self defense with the Bobby Hill "That's my purse, I don't know you" maneuver
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
In this case, "Fark" is portrayed by the coyote, "Florida" is portrayed by the camera lens (video)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as too clean, according to scientists bought and paid for by Big Soap
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man who gained notoriety for Busch Gardens pink flamingo's death is killed in Orlando collision. It was Divine intervention. Hit by karma, if you will
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Jury recommends man guilty of McStay murders to McGo to death row
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man: "I got better"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
A thorough investigation into how horny the Star Wars movies are
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(Some F-Stop)
 
 
 
Photoshop this photosnapper
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
AZ Board of Education considers common-sense adjustments to sex education. The parents react in a calm, considered manner... Just kidding, bring down the hellfire and brimstone upon these sodomites
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Study links common medications to dementia. Still no cure for ramblin' fondue wallaby Smurfs
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Accused of planting bomb outside hotel, man says he did so to get the attention of police, none of whom would listen to his story that aliens are going to destroy the Earth with a nuclear laser beam if humans didn't "start being good people"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drake is officially more popular than Jesus
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Finnish man sails to Estonia in a floating hot tub, when asked what the purpose of the trip was he replied "42"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
ᴋɪʟʟ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴꜱ?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1910, Congress passed the Mann Act outlawing transporting women 'for any immoral purpose,' which is something to keep in mind when planning the next Fark party
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ring video shows driveway pooper, no doubt leading to a new urban legend where anyone who sees the video will be forced to poop in seven days
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Gut bacteria may be the key to running farther, pooping yourself while running
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(10 News)
 
 
 
And today's misspelling of the word "STOP" painted at an intersection is brought to you by the PhD candidates at a Lemon Grove, California subcontractor
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