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Thu October 29, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
New England Vampire Panic: Goth band or historical era?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Surely, the leopard won't eat *my* face
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man pretended to be CIA operative to steal $4 million in scheme, was about to reel in $4 billion payday when he got caught
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(MSN)
 
 
 
With limited resources, opportunities and time, and with nowhere else to turn during the pandemic, some have no choice but to turn to crime
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Melbourne emerges from four month lockdown with zero new cases of coronavirus. Typhoid America to continue being ignored
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You know who else looted European museums?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 808: Autumn 6". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Reagan National University, accredited by an agency sanctioned by Betsy DeVos, had no faculty and no students
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Have it your way at Burger King, unless your way involves brandishing a machete
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
100 Montana hunters fire into herd of elk, resulting in 50 bagged animals, six citations from game wardens, and one hunter dead from a heart attack. "We didn't write as many tickets as you'd think. Hunters were fortunate that no more elk were injured"
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(Quad Cities Online)
 
 
 
"Everyone loves goats," declares the Tina Belcher of goats (and also votes)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
More than 500,000 Britons are entering a new Covid-19 lockdown
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russian strike on Syria's Idlib fighters sends a message. What message? Well, they're making it up as they go along, what's the word for that?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A chance for Farkers to make some dough and get cool stuff, plus a new thread milestone
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Don't complain about farmers with your mouth full. And don't be on camera swiping cash and other items from farmstands. Especially if you've been caught on camera swiping donated bottles intended to raise money for a community service project before
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woodinville neighbors fight City Hall to keep 'Yoda Grove' park, fearing that the city will reduce it to a six-foot strip of grass. And as we all know, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to City Hall
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this space cat
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just goes to show you, don't come to an armed illegal rooster cockfight to gather evidence of illegal activity with just some cooking recipes on your police notepad (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Even the cows are scary bad asses in Australia. Slurp
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man bets that the business model of standing around for an hour flipping through alphabetized record album bins and then wandering away can be transferred to the teabag business
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(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Those treehuggers at Idaho Power decide losing money on coal-fired generation is bad business
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"So, you're saying the snorkeling trip cost him an arm and a leg?" *rimshot* "Thank you, I'm here all week, try the veal" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
OK, it's a really cool, feel good story. But damn it I want 1 of these now. Tag for the guys friends that got it for him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh yeah. A hurricane is about to make landfall in New Orleans, because why not. This is your official Fark Hurricane Zeta thread
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Grocery shopping can be beautiful in the eye of this bee holder
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Unhappy Spectrum cable customer lives the dream and takes own refund. With a crowbar. Includes matter-of-fact video goodness
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fuzzy nut grabbers dropped
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
'El Paso strip clubs to remain open after Mayor Margo breaks tie vote' COVID seen walking in ready to make it rain
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream, hump day edition. Hump, hump
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1919, Congress passed the Volstead act, enabling Prohibition. They would have been roundly mocked, but boos had just been outlawed
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Texas man drinking beer while driving, saying on video he drives better drunk. Since this is Fark, you know what happens next
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Photoshop these acorns
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you plan to go to the hospital during peak COVID, bring plenty of Bitcoin to pay the ransomware
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DeLand women demand DeSantis descry their defiance of de masks, are decamped by de police
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
One guesses holding your wedding at a McDonald's after your original venue had to shut due to the Covid pandemic is one way to cherish the fries of life
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nigerian judge throws out homosexuality case against 47 men. In a row?
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
🎶 I want candy, tainted candy 🎶
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Panel of western states to independently review COVID-19 vaccine if FDA approves it, possibly because the FDA has been gutted and their scientists replaced with Folger's Crystals
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chewy launches "virtual vet visits," plans to start by visiting Endor again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police produce plane pee pastor
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Cuban Missile Crisis ended 58 years ago today - leaving the way clear for Mankind to face the ultimate End of Level boss: 2020 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today in surprise pandemic shortages: used cars
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Christmas shopper stunned to find 'cute' Christmas reindeer ornament has VERY well-endowed package between its legs. Not red like Rudolphs but still illuminating
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Continuing a Thanksgiving tradition, Arby's brings deep-fried turkey sandwiches back to the menu, keeps them under 900 calories and 1700mg of sodium
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption these opera singers
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
You know what blows? Besides the upcoming election, recent supreme court appointment, and spiking COVID cases? The Category 2 hurricane hitting Louisiana this afternoon
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Iran's begun working on its Natanz nuke facility again. You'd think between the Stuxnets and Covids they would have had enough of viruses already
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Look out Ned, he's comin' right for us
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Everything is biggest in Texas, including the number of coronavirus infections
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So it looks like Canadian Thanksgiving is actually a thing that's already happened, and if it's any indication of what American Thanksgiving is going to mean for the pandemic, we're royally and truly farked
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