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Sun July 03, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Replica gun comes with a bonus 100% real police response
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cheeky chipmunk
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man: Assault with a deadly wiener
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Several people shot at mall. News: Denmark
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Whose grain is this? That's no one's business but the Turks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"It's a meter deep or more in places of just wet wipes. It's actually changed the course of the Thames"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Take a working vacation and catch some jumbo shrimp on this genuine imitation wide beam narrowboat
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(Some Pic-a-Nic Guy)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate the summer than with a Photoshop Tennis Match?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Kids are so expensive I had to quit my job"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Quick, wreck the economy so we can have more non-fat sojers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas cops trash home and refuse to pay for damages. Insurance won't cover damage by cops. Then a little thing called the Fifth Amendment came into play. Tag is for homeowner and creative law firm
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How Americans cope with inflation: basically going to back to how we lived in our twenties, only with more crushing debt
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(Some Wheelie Bin Guy)
 
 
 
It's fair to assume that some alcohol was involved
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hot UK weather dries up swamp revealing ancient fort, presumably two castles underneath
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Did you have "Giant African land snails put county under quarantine" on your 2022 Florida disaster bingo card? If you did, um... congratulations?
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
PR position opening Tuesday in Orlando
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for July 3 is teem, as in: There's no 'I' in teem and in this case, there's no 'A' either
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this early morning moment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Independence Day adventures
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
So why do we celebrate Fourth of July? Here is a brief history of "the most important secular holiday on the calendar"...Independence Day
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 130 of WW3: Moscow claims capture of Lysychansk, Ukraine hits Russian base in occupied Melitopol, US to send advanced surface-to-air missile systems, while Belarus has entered the chat. It's your Sunday Ukraine War discussion
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Michigan State University offering "Adulting 101" courses. You know, the things parents use to teach you as a child growing up
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Coast Guard Beach is wicked nice
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man breaks out his trunk flamethrower
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
THEATER NERD ALERT....My daughter is doing an internship at the Santa Fe Opera, and they are tying to get as many views for their video as they can. Help a Farker out?
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
Chairslats 2 The Plastic Boogaloo. NSFW
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Victoria PD reveals suspects in B.C. bank robbery shootout that injured six officers were twins. Not the hot sexy kind of twins, but the incel shooty kind
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Uvalde school district police chief can now hide from the public
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Google)
 
 
 
The world is stressful, so post pics of your pets - past, present and future. Bonus points for pics of you with your pet when you were a kid
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Sky ride becomes sky rescue
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not sure how much more 'Murica you can get
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(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
Noise Factor returns tonight with a new show and blasts off at 10:30 PM ET with a classic track with an interesting history. From there it's a slew of new tracks, exactly one slew. Thou, Dead Now, Humanotone, Black Sky Giant, plus other stuff. Yeah
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Woman in legal trouble after 1,000 pigs found dead. Who squealed on her is anybody's guess
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Roommates argue about eBay sales, one pulls out a sword and the other a gun. There can be only one
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Go big or don't go at all. Bonus points if you guessed where without checking the tag
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Photoshop this elderly engineer and his red railcar
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Sheriff gives Florida man a hand
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
School hopes alumni will help
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby needs a new leaf blower, but still feels it's easier just to set the trees on fire in the fall. Hey...why not both?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Words of wisdom, from an alpaca farmer
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Article complains "car payments look more like mortgage payments." Well, since you'll most likely have to live in your car soon, it's actually rather fitting
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: an improvement to the fourth of July
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On this Fourth of July, celebrate America giving back 1,000 acres of stolen land to the Onondaga Nation but only after it was poisoned and destroyed by Honeywell
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Recent history, bugs, fast food, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 23-29: Patsy Baloney Edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The only winning lottery strategy is not to play
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"A 6-foot man earning $62,500 per year is, on average, as desirable as a similar 5'6" man who earns $237,500." Subby is going to get either a new job or limb-lengthening surgery
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Wegmans cries over onions
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man arrested for playing with his gun in public
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
There are 2 vacation spots where you can burn up on re-entry. Only one of them is Tijuana (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You have twenty seconds to comply
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