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Fri January 28, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apollo 330
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Over 1,300 reports of "spiking by injection" since September in the UK. A new phenomenom in England. This could never happen in the US. All the needles there are needed for heroin
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Neighborhood reports multiple dead wild rabbits. Local Internet research suggests root cause as rabbit hemorrhagic disease RHDV2. OR IS IT?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old people shouldn't be frakking, according to study by Dr. Gaius Baltar
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Super Genius breaks out of its cell after hearing about monkeys on the loose nearby
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Oz's Scott Morrison to announce $1bil for Great Barrier Reef hopefully in time to keep the seahorses healthy and in their bays
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Labor shortage explained in two notes
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Thu January 27, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
DC: Restaurants and bars must make patrons show vaccine cards to enter. Bar: How about no? DC: How about we fine you $2,000? Bar: How about we raise $15,000 on GoFundMe to pay it? DC: How about we pull your liquor license? Bar: :-o
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Selfie eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeee
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pincushion bud
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US teacher arrested in Russia for 'large-scale' drug smuggling, in timing that is absolutely not a coincidence at all
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Generally, though, lecturing people who have to be told when they should be ashamed of themselves is a lost cause
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Look, a five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut filled with liquid cocaine
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Russian ambassador surprises fisherman with his 'wealth of knowledge about Irish fishing matters" and promises not to convert their trawlers into submarine trawlers during the naval exercises of the Irish coast
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It's time to sink these Titanic disaster myths once and for all, deep six them if you will
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Nominees for the most punchable Canadian include Ted Cruz, Justin Bieber, and now this douche
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wartime working woman
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill and Lucky. Peleton Peppa Pig Two Ball Hitler edition
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(AP News)
 
 
 
77 years ago Auschwitz-Birkenau was liberated by Soviet troops. World has forgotten the lesson; doomed to repeat it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Orange County schools now require infection in order to graduate
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
"Stealth" omicron, omicron's more contagious, hard to detect cousin, arrives in the US. But not to worry, experts say it won't amount to much as long as people adhere to basic safety measures
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Rookie mistake: If you want people to think your bulletin is truthful, don't pretend it's from the police
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
13-year-old Connecticut boy who died after overdosing on fentanyl had a little more than "personal use" quantities of the drug as authorities recover 100 bags of it from his room and another 60 from his school
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Bald eagle smashes into plate glass window, leaves before entering concussion protocol
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man drove without a licence for over 70 years before being stopped. Subby knew those new Minis had good gas/mileage, but DAMN that's impressive
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Botticelli's 'Man of Sorrows' fetches $45.4 million at Sotheby's auction in New York" - George Clooney's version was pretty banging, but that seems like an awful lot
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Cooking with gas? You monster
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Hoodoo Gurus, The Smithereens, and Royal Crescent Mob. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #306. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word for January 27 is 'ziggurat,' as in Many think Ziggy Marley is a great musician, but I find ziggurat
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
OK, time to come clean. The real reason you warm up your car in the winter is because you're wimps who don't want to be cold
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Folks who live on private lane are butthurt that after a decade, their city figured out it's a private lane and will no longer plow snow there... with a nor'easter on the way
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Germany puts Russian scientist on trial for space tech espionage, as apparently Russia is unaware that you can just buy that from Amazon
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1888, the National Geographic Society was founded to diffuse geographical knowledge and make pictures of boobs available all over America
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1302, Dante was exiled from Florence, possibly because he wasn't even supposed to be there that day
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Today in 1967, the Apollo 1 crew paid the price of NASA and its contractors not caring enough about them. Tomorrow in 1986 it was Challenger. Tuesday in 2003, Columbia. Thus today is the Day of Remembrance for our fallen space heroes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Police from Alabama speed trap town continue to harass and intimidate online critics and someone's knocking at subby's door
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this medieval Truman Show
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big Jerks charged in killing in Little Village
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: FedEx driver unloading trailer and tossing packages off the side of the road. New Hotness: Skip unloading and toss the whole trailer off the side of an overpass. (Bet driver needed a new pair of shorts after that)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Early fighting has broken out in the Ukraine War, five killed and five injured in shooting as conscript opens fire with machine gun on his colleagues. Zero Russian casualties so far (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mississippi bus drivers protest low wages, and get a pay increase of 5+ dollars after an hour of striking
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
The federal government finally shut down 2 mining leases right next to the country's most popular wilderness, the BWCAW in NE Minnesota. Since Iron Range mining disappeared the main income there is tourism. Feel free to post BWCAW pics
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Columbine 2.0 thwarted, but since it happened in Canada, no weapons were found and everyone involved is sorry
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(Vice)
 
 
 
You can be anything you want when you grow up, as long as it's an Amazon warehouse worker
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The artist formerly known as Prince Andrew has unveiled his new defense. "She totally wanted me"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Nissan issues recall on almost 800,000 Rogues for going, well, you know
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
As it turns out, hundreds of Catalonian women did not weigh the same as a duck
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
2nd amendment discussion gets out of hand
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 873: "You Better Have a Good Explanation for This". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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