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Mon January 07, 2019
	Gabon coup foiled; president Bongo still in power. Vice President Maraca and Chief of Staff Cowbell unaccounted for source: aljazeera.com \| share:	12
	Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting a flyby, wait, scratch that... Lost our canopy. Coming in for immediate landing. Please turn on landing lights and bring a clean flight suit source: timesofisrael.com \| share:	11
	Protip: If the guy you met on that dating site hasn't responded to your first 158,999 texts, the 159,000th probably won't bring him around. Also, "I'd make sushi outta ur kidneys n chopsticks outta ur hand bones" is probably not a turn-on source: wtop.com \| share:	48
	Photoshop this fashionista source: c1.staticflickr.com \| share:	10
	Twigg snaps source: news4jax.com \| share:	27
	Nursing home flushes adult diapers causing sewage to flood Springfield man's home. DOH source: wcax.com \| share:	40
	"Honey, was that Jack Nicholson carrying an axe?" source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	15
	The most pulse-quickening new hybrid you'll see in your rearview next year source: thedrive.com \| share:	39
	Arkansas sheriff's deputy and K-9 handler fired for shooting aggressive pit bull in the face in front of owner. Did I say pit bull? I'm sorry. I meant chihuahua. I always get those confused source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	74
	Home tattoo removal and home lip injections sound bad, but home circumcision, people really need to be told to not do that? source: cracked.com \| share:	36
	Escape from Alcatraz gets a reboot, different ending source: freep.com \| share:	10
	A Muslim youth group has cleaned up numerous National Parks while the government is shut down source: cnn.com \| share:	82

Sun January 06, 2019
	Guardsman whose face was used in snowflake recruitment advertising campaign to quit the army in disgust source: metro.co.uk \| share:	123
	The Ark of the Covenant might be somewhere in Ethiopia. Hopefully, there are no snakes guarding it source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	100
	Photoshop this grid thing source: i.imgur.com \| share:	11
	Happy Three Kings Day source: nbcnews.com \| share:	75
	Some Massachusetts schools are being forced to pay higher than minimum wage to get substitute teachers. Shocking source: telegram.com \| share:	71
	Man cleverly uses insanity plea to avoid jail time for arson. Eighteen years later, he's having second thoughts source: buffalonews.com \| share:	157
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this eagle rock source: deathscompanion.com \| share:	14
	Photoshopper Knockers is about to undergo chemo (01/07/19) for throat cancer. Knockers is facing baldness and losing 20-30 pounds before it's all over, so any Photoshops to lighten the mood would be appreciated. Difficulty: no boobies source: fark.com \| share:	64
	Since this story is in the Daily Mail, we now question the existence of cakes, weddings, and the Philippines source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	41
	"Things '60s kids, parents did that would horrify people today." Yeah, but we survived, didn't we? (Well, most of us) source: deslide.clusterfake.net \| share:	255
	Christmas tree gives one last present before being discarded source: wsbt.com \| share:	83
(Some Drunk Guy)	Well crap, the next thing you know they're going to tell us hookers and blow are bad for you as well. Damn all those party poopers at the CDC source: futureofpersonalhealth.com \| share:	40
	Florida woman's parents refuse to take her to Outback. Click for an all new misadventure source: nbcmiami.com \| share:	138
	After 20 years working at gas station, man finally snaps source: mercurynews.com \| share:	77
	Photoshop this high-speed skier source: dsx.weather.com \| share:	31
	Taco Bell employee learns the hard way about the ADA source: nbcnews.com \| share:	225
	Prosecutor who forged judges' signatures to get a wiretap on her boyfriend says she can't be sued by him because legal reasons source: nypost.com \| share:	47
	Man charged with domestic battery after throwing pizza in his father's face after learning his dad helped deliver him at birth source: nbc12.com \| share:	65
	Guy finds out his kids are not biologically his since he's been infertile since birth. There was quite a discussion around the dinner table that night source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	185
	Nothing says please forgive me hunny like getting a tattoo saying 'prostitute lover', 'liar', and 'cheater' along with multiple typos across your chest source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	65
	Rachel Dolezal to identify as defendant in court for welfare fraud source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	198
	No. hell no. short answer "noooooooooooooooooo" source: daytondailynews.com \| share:	46
	What's a good not cheap but not super expensive gift for a 17-year old who is really into Deadpool? source: fark.com \| share:	122
	♬ One week in Bangkok makes a driver humble / Bad traffic for New Year festivities / It's mostly motorcyclists who get crumpled / The death toll's at four hundred sixty-three / I can feel a taxi running over me ♬ source: cnn.com \| share:	49
	You'll have to see this hole story before you can root for the boy source: wgme.com \| share:	30

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