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Fri October 02, 2020
	In the immortal words of Megadeth's Chief Biological Sustainability Officer, David Mustaine, "This is the countdown to extinction" source: bbc.com \| share:	7
	Old military postings, new military postings, high fashion, and tomatoes are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 22-26: Oscar Edition source: fark.com \| share:	18
	The return of Europe's largest beasts. That's BEASTS source: bbc.com \| share:	10
	All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing. On the other hand, even if no one does anything sometimes evil is just too incompetent to triumph anyway, as this ineffective firebombing attack shows source: kiro7.com \| share:	17
	Don't you hate it when your child "zoom bombs" you during a meeting from your home office? Now, imagine that happening while you're being interviewed by MSNBC (or you can click the link to the left) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	22
	Say it, don't spray it source: eurekalert.org \| share:	11
	Don't tug on Homelander's cape, don't piss into the wind, and for sure, don't pet lions source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	20
	I like candidates that don't test positive for Covid-19 source: cnbc.com \| share:	223
	On this day in history, in 1967, Thurgood Marshall was sworn in as the first Supreme Court justice who was not only black but b-b-b-b-bad to the bone source: history.com \| share:	15
	Welcome Fark Artists to Fartist Friday. Our contest theme: This weekend is National Poetry Day, Taco Day AND Vodak Day. Write a poem celebrating Vodak and/or Tacos AND illustrate it using any medium - pen and paper, Photoshop, sculpture, MSPaint, etc source: fark.com \| share:	11
	Protip: Don't cause a domestic dispute resulting in the police being called. If you do, don't say you are federal law enforcement and threaten the police source: wpxi.com \| share:	16
	Salmonella outbreaks linked to pet hedgehogs, as experts recommend regular cleaning of hedgehog wheels source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	19
	Trump has mild symptoms which is what happens right before you go in to a ventilator source: cnn.com \| share:	650
	America's nuclear doomsday planes launch after Trump catches corona because, hey--2020 source: forbes.com \| share:	37
	Wouldn't be a Friday in Manchester, the Miami of the UK, without someone fishing a bomb out of a lake (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	10
	Woman catches husband having a five-year affair with her mother ... because her son walked in on them having sex. Holiday affairs will never be the same source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	75
	Photoshop these fun guys source: media.timesfreepress.com \| share:	18
	The NYPD told us that it brought the animal to the "Great Kills Wildlife Animal Sanctuary." However, no such sanctuary appears to exist. Hmmm source: silive.com \| share:	47
	Mango Mussolini is blaming his covid-19 exposure on those losers who he has to travel with. No, the other losers source: twitter.com \| share:	187
	"This outbreak will end" source: bestlifeonline.com \| share:	62
	Florida Man, meet Texas Woman source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	61
	The future of modern warfare is here. Here is Azerbaijan's Army conducting a kickass rock video in front of all their military equipment. Your move, Armenia source: twitter.com \| share:	87
	Colorado's Governor pardons anyone convicted for possession of up to an ounce of weed source: theroot.com \| share:	47
	Owner of Smuggler's Inn accused of smuggling source: globalnews.ca \| share:	14
	Hey Boo Boo. It's a big, rolling pic-a-nic basket source: wnep.com \| share:	7
	Amateur skims everything he reads. As if we need to read the article at all source: sfgate.com \| share:	30
	Trump tests positive for Covfefe source: twitter.com \| share:	2836
	Drop the pruning saw or I will cut you down source: ktar.com \| share:	24
	Jeff Bezos, Superspreader source: msn.com \| share:	54

Thu October 01, 2020
	San Francisco is becoming slightly less unaffordable due to the pandemic source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	29
	Beware the toilet squirrel source: krqe.com \| share:	15
	Man who had six cars stolen thinks he may need better security source: kstp.com \| share:	9
	Even the church higher-ups are telling the local clergy to knock it off with the magic spoon stuff and respect the science source: wmur.com \| share:	46
	Japan's "Twitter Killer" pleads guilty, will likely be sentenced to Facebook source: bbc.com \| share:	29
	Over 600 Earthquakes rock a small California town because why not? It's 2020. It's all just a setup for "the big one" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	47
	Drunk at Kroger daily and getting into brawls is no way to go through life, ma'am source: scoopnashville.com \| share:	25
	Five tips to help your kids thrive during remote learning. Well, six if you count "Stop hitting them" as a tip source: cnbc.com \| share:	22
(Some Weakling)	Photoshop these dumbbells source: yorkbarbell.com \| share:	8
	Protip: Don't make a "joke" about your relative having a bomb on an airplane source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	37
	Wife snaps a picture of sleeping husband in passenger seat of car, asks people to Photoshop into the window what he missed while asleep. The Internet remains undefeated source: boredpanda.com \| share:	51
	We shouldn't really have to keep saying this, but yes, you really should get a flu shot. And like right now source: chattanoogapulse.com \| share:	101
	The cost of visiting your Canadian girlfriend can be very real source: delta-optimist.com \| share:	39
	Usually, it's Florida -Man- masturbating in front of 7-Eleven at 11 AM on a Wednesday source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	71
	Carjacker steals vehicle with baby inside, returns both minutes later source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	36
	You want a piece of me? Here, try my cane you farkwad source: losangeles.cbslocal.com \| share:	85
	Photoshop this compact pangolin source: dynaimage.cdn.cnn.com \| share:	17
	Whole lot of NOPE goes on in man's bathroom after he films 'world's biggest spider' dragging away frog for dinner. No word on whether he left an usually large deposit because of it source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	70
	Seattle COVID patient third person in the world to be reinfected after recovering. Details are sketchy, so we can't be sure if they are still, in true Seattle fashion, both stupid AND contagious source: kiro7.com \| share:	90
	Construction worker fired, punched, for complaining about drunk boss wins $1M. Second prize was a set of steak knives source: insurancejournal.com \| share:	45
	Snohomish County, Washington learns that legalizing marijuana doesn't necessarily change the fact that people will rip off dealers source: kiro7.com \| share:	49

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