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Tue August 14, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested for setting Holy Fire in Trabuco Canyon Area of CA described by neighbors as "a well-known troublemaker"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out that inhaling burning chemicals is still bad for you, even if it's USB-compatible
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic scene
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
When your employees become a liability, you fire them. How could this possibly be controver... oh
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Now look here, that sort of thing may go in a big city like your hometown of New York, but down here in Nashville, getting drunk, kicking the door in of a random person's house and shouting the N-word at the residents is frowned upon, officer
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
UDel has more farkers than any other school, folllowed by WV, Tulane, Syracuse, and Bucknell
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman killing rattlesnake in her backyard, then eating it, is apparently newsworthy in Phoenix. In Florida, such would only be newsworthy if she unhinged her jaw first, then ate it raw
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not news: A horse was neglected by its owner. News: Now the horse is suing. Fark: Horse is named Justice
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Venezuelans will no longer have cheap gasoline to put into the cars that they do not have to drive to the stores that have no food
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Want to win a hot dog-eating contest? Dunk them in Kool-Aid
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sacramento puts limitations on high speed pursuits... on foot
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
In related news, Tesla announces immediate switch to bumper mounts that don't melt in the rain
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The demand for beer in Germany is so high that they're running out of beer bottles. Hey Poland, it might be a good idea to look around and see if you have any empties you could send over. You know, just to be on the safe side. I'm just saying
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(CNBC)
 
Weeners
 
City crowned most liveable city. Tag is actually appropriate
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Australian Football League players
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Supervolcano with 240 cubic miles of magma discovered in California. Subby's insurance company assured him that if the volcano erupted he would absolutely be covered
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
"Texas church showed up to Austin Pride parade offering free 'mom hugs' to all members of the LGBTQ community who needed one. Because everyone can use a good mom hug once in awhile, especially those who don't have relationships with their parents"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nebraska inmate claims the title of the first to be executed with fentanyl. Apparently it's ok when the state does it
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada has largest average class sizes in the nation, worst schooling. But they have built/are building shiny new stadiums for hockey, basketball, football, and concerts, so tax dollars are at work
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Look, we all know that Connecticut is experiencing a blue wave, but this is just ridiculous
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook exec: Media firms that refuse to do business with us will be put 'on hospice'
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you care about trifling matters like "privacy" and "due process," you should probably steer clear of China, which is now issuing its police portable devices which can break into and scan smartphones in a matter of seconds
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A doctor claims he cracked his own knuckles for 60 years "to prove it doesn't cause arthritis." Or maybe, you know, he just had the annoying habit, but claimed it was for science
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(Mr. Grass)
 
 
 
Mr. Grass "Farks Up" his new webcam in gratuitous attempt to get his front lawn greenlighted
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sweden. Come for the beautiful blondes, stay for the gangs of masked youths firebombing cars. Wait, what?
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(NBC New York)
 
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Kid passing through Newark security checkpoint challenges TSA officer to epic dance battle
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
It's the annual pre-Labour Day Panic blood drive in Canada, where thousands of hosers get drunk, get into their cars, and pile into a bridge abutment on the way to cottage country
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Ancient ceramic cups reveal oldest direct evidence of beer in Mesopotamia. Were apparently painted red and had mysterious word "ร๏ɭ๏" printed on them
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Who's a pretty bird who needs rescuing?" "Fark off"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Do you know what this UFO is? No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Thirsty cat meets curious fish. Sheer unadulterated boredom ensues
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police frown upon men who spank hippos at the LA Zoo
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl gets sweet revenge on dad because he talks too much on his phone, throws it into the sea
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
NWS revises alert system because nobody remembers what's a watch and what's a warning
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It may be that the FDA went too far in its assessment of the dangers around shooting vaginas with laser beams
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unusual armchair
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Male Model Convicted of Murdering Rival". Man, the Zoolander reboot went really dark
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Honestly, who uses a Ford Fiesta to carry out a terrorist attack?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Boys hunting for raccoons mistaken for prowlers. And that's not even remotely the strangest story in this police blotter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Supreme
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Motorway bridge in Italy collapses, dozens feared dead
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher who just had sex with two students, you probably shouldn't brag about a couple of hours later in a group text
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Yeah, well, okay, I never got a degree. But it wasn't my intention to lie or deceive anyone by printing out a fake one and publishing pictures with me next to it
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
A bear walks into a liquor store and says to the clerk, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts." The clerk asks, "Why the big pause?"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
UK Parliament on lockdown for possible terror attack: Car crashes into security barrier gates at Westminster - pedestrians injured
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
You would think of all people, Governor Rick Scott would welcome a red wave
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland cookbook provides recipes for meals both humans and dogs can eat. So, pretty much the same as any cookbook
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like their first smile, their first steps, their first laugh - a child's first scam is something a parent will cherish forever
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
"I've seen everything from beer cans to deer heads tossed in the toilets," says one expert on the skyrocketing cost of maintaining Montana's backcountry outhouses. The core problem, though? "More people are taking dumps"
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Mon August 13, 2018
(Some Boo)
 
 
 
New 'haunted' whiskey bar opening in Vancouver. They guarantee to serve spirits
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