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Thu February 21, 2019
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Nice baby you have there, it would be a shame if someone paid it a compliment
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
"First African-American woman promoted to 170-year-old sheriff's office." People just don't know when to retire these days
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
And there you were, thinking the Revolutionary War was over and done
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
China's controversial CRISPR twins had brains altered with gene-editing. Pray they didn't have them altered further
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(ACSH)
 
 
 
The internet never forgets - an urban legend
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Man arrested for breaking into homes while wearing a gorilla costume. Perp's name checks out
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
10th Circuit: Either women can bare their chests or men can't. Pick one
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a trash panda with a peanut butter jar on his head
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(National Post)
 
 
 
In 1942, fake Nazis captured Winnipeg and arrested the premier of Manitoba
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
'Facebook is an innovator in privacy' he managed to say with a straight face
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A church administrator and his wife embezzled $1.2 million from the church and spent it on lavish vacations and sporting events
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This just in: We're only 140 years away from creating the kind of climate that previously caused a planet-wide extinction. Please mark your calendars
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(Some Gill)
 
 
 
Photoshop this top swimmer
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
One would think vice squad lieutenant would know how to work as prostitution "manager" without getting caught. Maybe his church bishop job dulled his senses?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Snow removal is a good side-hustle, for those of you who need a third side-hustle to keep the heat on
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
New Mexico teen who shot up his school on the anniversary of the Parkland School shooting told police he'd been hearing voices that were telling him to go to school and shoot people. Fark: he told them that ELEVEN MONTHS AGO
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Millennials now ruining antivaxxer beliefs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sticking a hot fireplace poker up your partner's nose may stop snoring. Or something like that
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Algeria's opposition fails to agree on joint candidate, plans to consider bong or perhaps an industrial-grade hookah
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You may soon be able to bet on anything in NJ. 3:2 odds that the governor will mention a tax increase in the next week. Wagering is closed regarding Jersey jokes in the comments section
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
News: man arrested for practicing medicine without a license. Scary: arrest involves gunfire. Florida: it was the mayor
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Apparently Nigerian scammers will take a personal check
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Instead of finally addressing pedophilia within the Catholic Church hierarchy, a group of Cardinals blame homosexuals
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ -- it's a lion. Get back to playing tug-of-war with it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Internet, Hot Young Lincoln is a thing (this week, anyway)
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Unusual plowing technique leaves 30 blocks of Normal Blvd shorn clean of mailboxes
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
WHO says measles epidemic kills more than 900, that's what I want to know
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida police officer cleared after shooting man who called 911, possibly because why would you call the police in Florida if you didn't want to be shot?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Oh great. Now the world's biggest bee has been rediscovered
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Caption a pick up line for this young man
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
When a deputy says he's going to give you a roadside sobriety test, the wise response is not, 'The hell you are'
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's the cows man, they just stormed in and began eating everything. It was horrible man... HORRIBLE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Now boarding the Last Train to Clarksville: Peter Tork dead at 77
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Researchers investigating what happens when you snort an entire Facebook
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
"You little brain washed (expletives). God's got the microphone now. Obey your God or die." Not your typical PA announcement from an ambulance driver
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
One would hope with a tattoo of blood type-O there would be no regerts
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man shot in buttocks was lured to dark street via dating app
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Amherst students experience the horrors of going to college in the 1980s
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Sometimes you should re-think your headline. This is one of those times
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(WalletHub)
 
 
 
Ok heathens, listen up: your 2019 sin states are here and yes Florida is in the running
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(CNN)
 
 
 
National Park Service finally gets around to cleaning up those three buckets of uranium ore in the gift shop at the Grand Canyon
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
"The adult film industry's answer to Steven Spielberg" sues two Michigan residents for downloading company's films via bittorrent. No word if ET's finger lit up
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Give this console a PG rated video game
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Let's look at yearbooks and see how common blackface pictures are... oh crap
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Former child bride aims to raise Indiana's minimum age to marry from 15. Wait, what?
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
11 Feet of Snow over 4 Days Looks Like THIS
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(News and Guts)
 
 
 
We need the wall to stop the flood of methamphetamine and strawberries into this country
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
In case lack of vaccination wasn't killing enough kids, a new hotness emerges on the mommy blogosphere
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And El Chapo is going to walk free because Bubba can't stay off his twitter account
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Honestly, who throws a toilet?
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