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Mon April 17, 2023
	Racist pub vandalized after ignoring police order to not be racist source: theguardian.com \| share:	6
	"I love America, so I'm voting Trump". I also molest children at my wife's day care facility source: twitter.com \| share:	41
	RI and MA fishermen better come up with a whopper of a tale as to why they didn't pay their taxes source: wpri.com \| share:	17
	Truffle attack - 36 truffle hunters killed, all said to be fun guys source: france24.com \| share:	16
	Florida man has an eventful day: A visit to the arcade, being shot at, getting in a vehicle chase, getting shot, and a visit to the hospital. Oh yeah, he was also arrested source: fox4now.com \| share:	20

Sun April 16, 2023
	While you were busy talking about the "Alabama birthday mass shooting", you missed the "Louisville man opens fire into a crowd at a park" mass shooting source: wlky.com \| share:	51
	Who farted y'all source: wkrn.com \| share:	21
	You are middle class in Cleveland if your household income is $24,000. High class if you have a refrigerator source: thehill.com \| share:	40
	Scary Headline: Leaked Pentagon docs show Chinese spy balloon may have had "aperture radar" device that can see through some materials. Materials like rain and fog, and, oh yeah, pretty much everybody has used this tech since the 1950s source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	48
	Wolverine spotted in Oregon for the first time in over 50 years; presumably on a brewery tour after getting sick of Molson and LaBatts source: bendbulletin.com \| share:	35
	Reset the cock source: khon2.com \| share:	64
(Some Fancier)	Photoshop this beauty pageant judge and contestant source: s.hdnux.com \| share:	13
	An eye for an eye. A shot daughter for a shot daughter source: msn.com \| share:	96
	Taco Bells per 100,000? source: ktla.com \| share:	59
	Of course I need an assault rifle. I killed someone and there's probably somebody out to get me source: cleveland.com \| share:	51
	New York City dog owners: The Department of Sanitation has a message for you source: nydailynews.com \| share:	69
(Some Old Guy)	Boomers bite back after being accused of wrecking the retirement of all other generations source: investmentnews.com \| share:	255
	Photoshop this Silk Road Mountain Bike racer source: img.atlasobscura.com \| share:	9
	Embarrassing the school board by exposing their stupidity? Yep, that's a suspension, teacher lady source: msn.com \| share:	165
	It costs so much to live in New York that no one lives there anymore source: nypost.com \| share:	52
	New Jersey charges itself. About time source: apnews.com \| share:	30
	A firearm in the cheese? Being a little picayune there, don't you think? source: wlox.com \| share:	32
	Vintage tag wins out over Cool and little used Video tags to take a colorized 4K look back at New York City in 1911. So. Many. Hats source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	72
	Ah, the classic fashion and style of the 60ś Motown, the look and hair with that says ´go big or go home´ is so on point... it will get you looking for Motown vinyl source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	54
	Someone broke the first two rules of Middle School Substitute Teacher Day Fight Club source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	55
	Man goes to jail for torching competitor's bowling alley. And then things get weird source: courierpostonline.com \| share:	24
	Oregon man charged with two fail to appear warrants, aggravated theft, violation of a restraining order, unlawful use of a vehicle and a house that was stolen in January source: wkrn.com \| share:	20
	Feathers ruffled after firefighters from two UK fire stations race to rescue a pigeon source: metro.co.uk \| share:	11
	Mexico joins in on the daily mass shooting carousel of death source: reuters.com \| share:	67
(Some Herder)	Photoshop this horned poser source: wallpaperaccess.com \| share:	10
	CSB Sunday Morning: The most unusual job you've ever had source: fark.com \| share:	180
	Day 417 of WW3: while nominally now under Russian/Wagner control, Bakhmut is still a hotbed of death and pain for invading forces. In other news, Russian men between 16 and 60 are now making Spring vacation plans. It's your Sunday invasion thread source: aljazeera.com \| share:	299
	A dingo tried to eat my baby source: theguardian.com \| share:	23
	Now arriving in Ferryland source: king5.com \| share:	32
	Mass shooting reported at teen birthday party in Alabama, sadly it is early but seems many won't see their next one source: bnonews.com \| share:	254
	LAPD has a fleet of BMW i3 electric cars. Today they're used for blocking access to the latest mass shooting source: ktla.com \| share:	22
	Hey free pizza. What's the worst that could happen other than it having pineapple? Pew pew pew source: fox2detroit.com \| share:	42
	Lincoln Memorial to undergo $70-million renovation below 175-ton statue of America's 16th president, transforming giant, hidden underground chamber located beneath statue into 15,000 square-foot interactive exhibit. Suck it, Jefferson Davis source: cbsnews.com \| share:	37
	Ten years ago, Boston got strong source: boston.com \| share:	29
	Why is this hard? They're already cooked. Just get a sh*tload of hamburger buns source: yahoo.com \| share:	40
	Detroit teens take acting lessons from Alec Baldwin source: fox2detroit.com \| share:	18
	Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid source: autos.yahoo.com \| share:	58
	Study confirms sharks still live in the ocean source: wect.com \| share:	19
	Guess they're living up to their band's name at the moment source: kpax.com \| share:	37
	Headline of the Month March 2023 voting for Main source: fark.com \| share:	42
	Headline of the Month February 2023 voting for Main source: fark.com \| share:	36

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