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Mon January 17, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Now that the CDC has updated their mask guidance to recommend n95 masks about one year after the rest of the world did so, NPR has tips where to find them
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(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
The Tonga volcano isn't quite done
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Chef whose entire family died of Covid targeted by anti-vaxxers who claim his entire story is a lie
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(Fark)
 
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Last chance to vote Voting ends 4pm eastern / 1pm pacific. Enjoy Headline of the Month December 2021 voting for Main
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police sergeant under investigation after grabbing suspect by the throat. Sorry, I meant grabbing a fellow police officer by the throat after she tried to pull him away from harming a suspect
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
#BettyWhiteChallenge - It's only $5 to earn the tag and help some local critters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
More than 50 million under winter weather alerts across the East Coast today. Cool tag is stocked up on milk and bread and ready to go
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(Pinterest)
 
 
 
Photoshop this colorful couple
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Not news: Police called to a crash at the intersection of highways 147 and 501. News: Those roads don't intersect. Fark: It's an overpass
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Covid-19 causes more brain damage than Alzheimer's Disease
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Vectors victors
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Annoying: your cruise gets cancelled due to Covid. Much worse: your cruise gets cancelled due to Covid AFTER it embarks and you are trapped at sea for two weeks
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
I'll steal your Mercedes, and your little dog too. Ace Ventura 3: The Frenchie Connection expected in 2023
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
TV station sues weatherman for storming out. I said the TV station sued the weatherman for storming out. The WEATHERman STORMED out. Hello? Is this thing on?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
If you were planning on visiting the last remaining slot-car parlor in NYC, too late. The owners who ran a business full of runny nose kids didn't believe in vaccines. Since this is Fark, you probably can guess the rest
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
But what about second omicron?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brig. Gen. Charles McGee, a Tuskegee Airman who fought in WWII, Korea and Vietnam, passes away at 102. We salute you for your service
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
We are one step closer to being meat popsicles
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lawyer: You should always decline when a cop asks you to do a field sobriety test. Drunk farker: Duh. Some non-farker: But I don't drink so it can't hurt me. Lawyer: I'm talking to you too, Mr. Teetotaler
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Sun January 16, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Saskatchewan Screamer? Yeah, you wouldn't know her, she's my Canadian girlfriend
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dr. Eric Feigl-Ding lives up to his name, rings a bell to bring attention to two uneplxained problems. 1) the 30% excess deaths in South Africa. 2) the TRIPLED number of children under 12 with Long Covid in the UK. Ding ding ding
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys try fun new way for fans to find their seats. Gee, what could possibly go wrong?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The South is digging out from a major snowstorm
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sturdy storage
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The man who took four hostages at a synagogue in Texas on Saturday was a 44-year-old British citizen, the FBI said Sunday. Cheers Y'all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman drove buses for 34 years. Then the bus mirrors had to be repositioned. What a shame
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Q: What's more annoying than getting a text at 1:27 a.m.? A: Getting $55,634.91 stolen from your banking account
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Think you feel old? These are 25 of the oldest things in the world
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this harp farm
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"This chick looks at me and she goes, 'Um I didn't order the gratuity.' I'm like 'Ma'am, that is my tip.'"
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
The spy who came in from the cold and then wouldn't leave your Airbnb after staying there for a year
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Man, who fled police in black sedan, got stuck in snowbank, exited vehicle, traveled 4 miles through 2-3 feet of snow, then removed clothes, jumped into Hobble Creek Canyon creek, suffered "severe hypothermia". Ta da
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
How Alaskans deal with their bull moose conflicts
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Jefferson Parish routinely destroys makeshift homeless shelters. However, they usually try to make sure no one is sleeping inside them before running over them with a bulldozer. Usually
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Welcome to U.S. Airlines, this is Captain Obvious speaking"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio school says a shortage of cafeteria staff forced it to serve real and edible pizza instead of knockoff Ellio's squares
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Microsoft discloses that dozens of computer systems at an unspecified number of Ukrainian government agencies have been infected with destructive malware, not including upgrades to Windows 11
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Celebrate National Rubber Ducky Day by showing us how a well-placed rubber ducky could have changed history. All art programs and materials allowed such as PShop, MS Paint/Draw, pencil & paper, etc
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The secret life of a super-recognizer. Welcome to Fark
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
"North Pole man fatally shot in attempted robbery on Santa Claus Lane"
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Lynn, Lynn, city of sin, the cops are suspended, the firings begin
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're bar soaping wrong
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic winter scene
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Snow days
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
If you're gonna solicit funds for a fake teenage cancer patient, please remember, a) leukemia doesn't result in tumors, and b) the phrase 'akute leukemy' is likely to p.o. actual cancer patients
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When you're here, you're family. That is unless you're a bunch of covidiots staging a sit-in protest over New York's mask mandate
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man the lifeboats
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Satellite video of underwater volcano eruHOOOOLY FARK
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What's worse: not paying a tip because your waiter wore a mask or traveling to pay $37 to eat by yourself?
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