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Wed October 28, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Cuban Missile Crisis ended 58 years ago today - leaving the way clear for Mankind to face the ultimate End of Level boss: 2020 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today in surprise pandemic shortages: used cars
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
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Christmas shopper stunned to find 'cute' Christmas reindeer ornament has VERY well-endowed package between its legs. Not red like Rudolphs but still illuminating
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Continuing a Thanksgiving tradition, Arby's brings deep-fried turkey sandwiches back to the menu, keeps them under 900 calories and 1700mg of sodium
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption these opera singers
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
You know what blows? Besides the upcoming election, recent supreme court appointment, and spiking COVID cases? The Category 2 hurricane hitting Louisiana this afternoon
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Iran's begun working on its Natanz nuke facility again. You'd think between the Stuxnets and Covids they would have had enough of viruses already
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Look out Ned, he's comin' right for us
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Everything is biggest in Texas, including the number of coronavirus infections
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So it looks like Canadian Thanksgiving is actually a thing that's already happened, and if it's any indication of what American Thanksgiving is going to mean for the pandemic, we're royally and truly farked
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Here's a totally non-controversial list of 50 Halloween candies ranked worst to best
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The 'God of chaos' asteroid that's heading towards Earth is now in overdrive using all of its divine powers. Probably just can't wait to smite us
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Once again the movie "Brazil" comes true as British Police vow to enter homes and break up Christmas Dinners for those who violate covid lockdown
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Centaurs: Sexy or Not? Who cares? It's Fark Thread 11000000! Woo hoo! And there was much rejoicing...
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Police tell man he can't be nude in hot tub in his own backyard. "He challenged them to name a law that he was breaking, said they should go fight real crime and told them that this was "complete bulls**t.""
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wooden world
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"When you find the house giving out the best candy, and you go back in different costumes, hoping they won't get suspicious." Please welcome "The Rescued Boys" to this Halloween edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"I am the captain of NTHI Kallisto, a Greek navy minehunter. Change your bearing" "I am a container ship. Your call"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Teenage boys link smoking weed with more and better sex, someday. And totally not in Canada, either
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Canada gave the poor $7,500 a piece. How'd that turn out?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Credible threat and plot against Phoenix mayor uncovered
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hackers grab Trump's website by the short snarklies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If passing out in the bathroom of a restaurant you broke into next to a mop-bucket filled with bottles of booze and a half-eaten cheesecake is wrong, I don't want to be right
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Madmen who don't understand the concept of "Just because you could, doesn't mean you should," build world's first jet-powered cheese wedge
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Red Lights, Blue Hats, White Lines - They're Magically Jailicious
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida woman finds that one simple trick that Amazon hates by screwing them out of $100,000 in fake refunds over a few years
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Home for sale: two bedrooms, two baths, the spirits of 13 dead witches from the satanic panic of 1582, spectacular views
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"How much for the fishing net?" "Two bucks"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Disabled FDNY firefighter gets 136k disability. Doesn't stop him from being a stuntman. Will he become a fall guy?
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Tue October 27, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Want me and my sister to wear a mask in your store? That's a stabbing......27 times
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Happy Halloween WE BARE ALL
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
'With Zebra mussels here to stay, Austin has a plan to avoid stinky drinking water'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indonesia likely building a low-rent Jurassic Park with Komodo Dragons. They were so preocuppied with whether or not they could, they decided to charge $1,000. Cool barely trumps Sad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That great international standard of height, the Empire State Building, has once again been invoked -- this time for measuring the tallest coral reef ever discovered
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Some people carve jack 'o lanterns, other put out fake spider webs and spooky monsters. Then there's THIS guy
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pink sunflower
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. New official tourism slogan: "Kazakhstan, Very nice"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
EU officials fear there won't be enough Covid-19 vaccines for all Europeans until 2022. In related news, EU officials have never met or heard of EU anti-vaxxers
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
NXIVM founder sentenced to CXX
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Federal researchers have ended a study into the effectiveness of Eli Lilly's antibody treatment for hospitalized COVID-19 patients due to a lack of effectiveness." That's the study that was already halted due to a safety issue
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Best Korea launches crowdfunding initiative to pay for, well... everything (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Illegal German sex party with 600 people broken up by the cops? Why yes that is my fetish
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
Hearing on proposed police oversight commission interrupted. Since this is Fark, you can guess by what
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bad: falling into sinkhole while waiting for bus. Way, way worse: falling into Stephen King short story while waiting for bus
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Today's test: Can you spot the grammatical error in sentence three? How about the error of judgment in sentence four?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Renters who thought that the CDC order against evictions was going to mean a months-long rent-free party are learning an important fact of life: Loopholes exist for everything, and landlords know how to use them
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Happy 116th birthday NYC subway system. You hardly look a day over 140. Not going to mention what you smell like, some people might be eating
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
How much Meth is a hydraulic pump worth? Convert from Rhode Islands to Canadian, carry the hogshead, $12,000?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these pads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you get tested for COVID because you feel sick, you probably shouldn't go to a place called 'Big Chicks' before you get your test results back
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