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Wed July 07, 2021
	Two church clergy in India were arrested for refusing to preach a lie source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	6
	Old and busted: Drink like a fish. New hotness: Tweak like a fish source: cnn.com \| share:	13
	Writer for The Guardian asks people to deal with fleas, cockroaches, and other pests humanely. What are we supposed to use? Harsh language? source: theguardian.com \| share:	17
	Army specialist wins Miss Colorado pageant. We salute her source: local21news.com \| share:	32

	The UK is going to be facing a cruel Covid summer with 2 million cases and 10 million isolating, according to data models source: theguardian.com \| share:	29
	"A woman who bore a child for a married couple wants joint guardianship of the baby because she had an affair with the father" source: yahoo.com \| share:	23
	Breaking Bad doghouse, New Jersey version source: dailyvoice.com \| share:	5
	I did not order ceiling sprinkles source: wtnh.com \| share:	25

Tue July 06, 2021
	Hotel being sued by comic book store for damages caused by customers says they can't understand claims against them. So comic book store submits the claims in comic book form to the court source: reason.com \| share:	93

	If you were one of the people vaccinated at a clinic in Port Colborne, Ontario on June 16th we've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is what you were vaccinated with was completely harmless source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share:	25
	Face painted goblin with horn hat denied pre-trial release. Bonus: lawyer promised judge he'd keep him in a undisclosed "secure location" source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	59
	It's a mile long, they should have seen it source: kcci.com \| share:	12
	The history books take too long to explain stuff; Wikipedia has too many hard words. All you need to understand history is a good meme source: boredpanda.com \| share:	19
	These things won't last a day in Philadelphia source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	114
	Teen creates prom dress entirely out of duct tape. Keep your stick on the ice source: ottawa.ctvnews.ca \| share:	69
	Russian airliner goes missing. If the photo is to be believed it's probably because the pilots couldn't see where they were going source: euronews.com \| share:	22
	Erection trouble? Luxury. When we were young we had it tough. When we got home at night, our sex partner would slice us in two with a bread knife source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	23
	That's cold source: foxnews.com \| share:	27
	Woman arrested for attacking Olympic torch with water gun source: soranews24.com \| share:	42
(Some Guy)	Pack an interesting beach tote source: churchanswers.com \| share:	10
	Pope Francis, recovering from surgery, eats breakfast, takes a walk. No word if he poops in the woods source: king5.com \| share:	37
	Hitting hard times after his heel of a brother robbed him of his birthright with some red pottage, Esau gets caught red handed when a red dye pack exploded as he made his bank robbery getaway source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	21
	It's all fun and fireworks until you wake up Grandpa source: kfor.com \| share:	36
	Independence Day parade stops to save a man's life source: fox2now.com \| share:	12
	MREs are fine dining compared to Revolutionary War fare, even considering the vomelet or the ill-conceived Chicken a la King source: thedrive.com \| share:	100
	PA Turnpike Commission approves increase in toll rates, potholes, speed traps, shoddy repairs for 2022 source: wjactv.com \| share:	41
	Fast food, 80s movies, real estate, and the Olympics are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 20-26 Home Repairs Edition source: fark.com \| share:	31
	"Well, duh" - Tropical Storm Elsa edition source: nbc-2.com \| share:	35
	Porch pirates face felony charges in Arkansas, in addition to the threats posed by yard ninjas, garden zombies, and driveway robots source: thv11.com \| share:	48
	"Screw you guys, I'm going to Howard. Oh, and Duke sucks" source: thehill.com \| share:	75
	Delta had some success in overtaking the Alpha Betas, but now there is a new nerd on campus source: euronews.com \| share:	132
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this relaxed worker source: churchanswers.com \| share:	9
	The best Farking beer, Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout, is back for another round source: stonebrewing.com \| share:	49
	Utah's Great Salt Lake may soon become Utah's Mediocre Salt Lake source: theguardian.com \| share:	108
	It's kind of like Goldilocks, but when the bears dial 911, the state trooper wakes the little drunken girl and she attacks the state trooper with a table source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	30
	Coincidentally, the competing grocery store down the block has 160 new shopping carts with tape over the handles that has "SaveMart" written on it source: sfgate.com \| share:	123
	List of 21 valuable tips for surviving hurricane season sadly fails to mention 'buy a plunger before you need a plunger' source: clickorlando.com \| share:	70
	Costco ending COVID-19 senior shopping hours later this month. So if you still want those free Grandmother or Grandfather samples, you better get there quick source: king5.com \| share:	21
	On this day in history, in 1942, Anne Frank's family took refuge in an around-the-world flight, destined to discover the secret of radium source: history.com \| share:	53
	Ethiopia resumes filling controversial GERD dam, prompting an angry gerd DAM from Egypt source: aljazeera.com \| share:	57
	Baby monitor captures tree crashing into home, right above sleeping infant's crib source: local21news.com \| share:	24
	Lebanon is days away from 'social explosion,' PM warns, which sadly isn't a Social Distortion cover band source: aljazeera.com \| share:	70
	Today's Fark-ready headline: "Man hit co-worker's head with mallet for appearing nude at farm" source: yahoo.com \| share:	46
	Anti-mask teenagers ruin summer vacations for a planeload of people headed to the Bahamas source: wsoctv.com \| share:	184
	Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Soft Cell, Split Enz, The Pastels, The Suburbs, and The Waterboys. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #231. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	149
	Attention Tik Tok users, please stop putting garlic up your nose. Sincerely, doctors and rational human beings source: thehill.com \| share:	44
	And here come the parachuting Russian dogs source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	33
	"I'm sorry, you don't exist" source: theguardian.com \| share:	52
	A note was left on the truck saying "Out of gas, be right back" source: wsaz.com \| share:	48
	Vengeance is mine, sayeth the shrimp source: youtube.com \| share:	54

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