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Thu December 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Apparently you're not supposed to choose "it's complicated" as your relationship status on Facebook if you're an Archbishop. Who knew?
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(Twitter POTUS)
 
 
 
All inbound travel to the United States will require negative covid test, even if you made a fake vaccine card
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
CHP fires red turtle shells at aspiring YouTube star racing Go-Kart down Hollywood Freeway; "zero social media content is worth putting your life or others in danger"
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(OMIGOD)
 
 
 
Photoshop this virus
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The company that successfully sold dirt dug up from next to a landfill as a 'miracle cure' finds itself on the trash heap of history
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill and Rebecca. Come for the Omicron data roundup, stay for the plush cactus toy that tells you to do cocaine and kill yourself in Polish - Dill managed to procure one
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I remember the lawyer - who was younger than me - raised her eyebrow when she saw my email address"
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
"Explosion Rocks Home, Sparks Fire Overnight In Cypress Hills; 6 People Hurt" - How many people are in that band?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for throwing something at police car during protest. They had concrete evidence
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Facebook builds tool to stop revenge porn. Step 1: Send us all the porn that you're in
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Spooky tsunami fog swallows California coastline
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two handbags stolen from a Cary, NC boutique store
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Traditional enthusiasts will tell you that after '73, everything's garbage"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Omicron detected second US state after spreading at anime convention. CDC recommendations include taking a shower, going outside
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doug Stamper from House of Cards has had enough of the UN and he's not going to take it anymore
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(BBC)
 
 
 
There are better places to reenact classic Blues Brothers scenes than outside a school
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
'Spindly' Trafalgar Square Christmas tree in London which just doesn't have that Rockefeller Center tree look, branded a 'national laughing stock' by onlookers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Aussie man breaks a decade-old Guinness World Record for a burp, measures in at 112.4 decibels. Says he practiced for five years to do it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle, but experts now say I don't need to tell everyone about it. Not a repeat from June 9, 2006
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Teardrop Explodes, Suicide, 20/20, and The Fallout Club. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #285. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Moe Howard, the dark years
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Swedish meatballs lovers dreams come true after snowstorm strands customers and workers overnight in an IKEA
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill had been happily married for 30 years to Candace, and they had three children. In his free time, Bill enjoyed all types of outdoor activities, reworking older cars, and home and garden projects. And then, Bill just murdered everyone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you have $35 M, your home could be your castle - complete with moat, 12 fireplaces, jacuzzi with a water fall, and the remnants of a zoo
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The most unusual movie sex scenes - ranked. Sure, "Team America's" marionettes are on there, but "The Lion King?"
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(RUSTy Trigger)
 
 
 
Most claims that a gun "went off" on its own can be dismissed out of hand. In Alec Baldwin's case, it's very possible
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Another way to save the planet: Mushroom leather
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Och, nae me baggies
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Not news: Las Vegas tops cities for infidelity. Fark: Las Vegas ranks only 4th among top cities for infidelity
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Demon who murdered seniors and a child by running them down with his car says he feels "demonized"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Florida's Indian River lagoon, not unlike the state itself, is a farking cesspool
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Suspect arrested who may or may have not pointed gun at six month old baby over parking dispute. To be clear: the baby, not the driver, probably
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Thousands of diapers stolen from California charity. Police on the lookout for panty-headed gang
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(Oman Observer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this balloon
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Rule requiring town council attendees to come legally armed clarified: it's not limited to physical weapons; you can also come armed with the Bible. But Jesus said "never bring a bible to a gun fight"
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(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Face of E.T. appears on sheet of plywood, because apparently Jesus had the day off or something
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"OK...who's been farking the beavers?...Gordie, was it you? C'mon now"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Waving frantically at a taxi may get you a lift when you're running late but that won't work with an airliner
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"...and with a starting bid of $400 million, you can have this Roman villa featuring the only known ceiling painted by Caravaggio of long ago"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Y'all want a "free" COVID-19 test? That'll be $4000, Cowboy
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
He among us who hasn't pulled their spouse's face off to find a horny reptilian alien, let him cast the first stone
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
That's some fine police work there Lou
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Your car wasn't stolen, you live in Chicago. Remember that song The Lincoln Park Pirates? It's kinda like that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
With our powers combined we are Captain OSHA Violation
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
God, rest, ye, merry, gentlemen [slap]
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PETA finally does something I'm on-board with but I'm upset with the lack of lotion
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(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 865: "Fair Game". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New study of COVID survivors finds more than half of those who recovered from severe cases died within a year
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Also: "The cost of producing automobiles is beyond the limits for horse-drawn buggy makers"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Boeing trials a plan to reduce the carbon footprint of future 737 Max crashes
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