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Tue May 22, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby elephant arrives 3 months late, leaving mom with a 25-month pregnancy (pics)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Pigeon CPR is now a thing after firefighters brought three birds back to life
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hellmouth appears on White House lawn
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
At least 10 dead in India from an outbreak of the Nipah virus. What's that? Oh, nothing, just a highly contagious virus that causes fevers, convulsions, and vomiting, has no cure, no vaccination, and kills about 75 percent of people infected by it EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Model arrested and fined after flashing her underwear in McDonald's. The fast food giant has threatened to prosecute her for "damaging the company's reputation." That's the joke
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four drunk Brits arrested for starting hotel fire with an aerosol and lighter (pics) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Since girls have been allowed to join the Boy Scouts there is a new requirement for the Scouts' 24th World Jamboree
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts harakiri with a wooden sailfish statue after learning he'd been busted in his 2nd online sex sting in two years
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the first time since its introduction in 2006, an F-35 has been used in combat. The real story here is that an F-35 destroyed something other than itself
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman drives through traffic cones and straight into a half-marathon as she was running late and it was the quickest way
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
An egg a day to keep the doctor away? Or is it a chicken to refrain from sicken?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lava gets into Hawaiian geothermal power plant, says it belongs there
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if a river of magma hit a geothermal power plant? Well today may be your lucky day
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Student graduating from Christian-based homeschool angry because Publix refused to put cum on his cake
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: They didn't even invite me
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-13 to Sat 2018-05-19. The pomp and circumstance of the FA Cup final, Chilean bishop tenders, and a Mousetrap gameplay strategy
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Have you ever made it to the point in an argument with your brother or sister where you've both lost sight of what the problem is and now you're just yelling? These lynx have
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(PR Newswire)
 
Weeners
 
Survey finds Americans are scared of finding out what is in their hot dogs
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
There's a hot new food trend out there called "bowl food." Where you eat food ... out of a bowl
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic steed and rider
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Macaque was loose at San Antonio airport but has since been put back where it belongs
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
1) Write song containing 15 instances of the n-word. 2) Invite white woman up on stage to rap it with you. 3) Outrage when she raps it with you. 4) Facepalm tag for everyone involved
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Bad news: You're 15 and already $36,618,330.24 in debt because the fireworks you were playing with started a big fire. Good news: The judge offers to let you pay in installments
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China may beef up Beijing airport security to control nutty K-Pop devotees. "Besides the possible offence of disrupting the social order, the unruly fans might also have broken personal privacy laws in obtaining details about their idols' movements"
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(Press and Guide)
 
 
 
Competitive eater explains his tactics for victory in Epic Burrito Challenge; "get yourself focused. I walk a lot and listen to music. 'Brain Gym' is my secret weapon" Not after you tell a reporter it isn't
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Super villain lair power supply ready for deployment
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Man who flunked out of college 4 years ago buys a cap and gown for $38 and graduates with the rest of the college
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NOAA)
 
 
 
"Mr. Sudal is not and has never been an employee of NOAA Fisheries nor is he formally affiliated with any of the agency's programs." His abs are real, though
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA launching new satellites to measure lumpy gravity. No word yet on who satellites will be targeting after Sean Hannity
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Production of Baconators and Frostys grind to a halt thanks to this guy's 5-hour standoff on the roof (with mugshot)
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Officers raid house, discover illegal nightclub. Also possible they all just live there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Noah's Ark pulls up to Hawaii's Big Island, rescues thousands of animals from Kilauea volcano hot lava
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
But I would drive three hundred miles, And I would drive three hundred more. Just to be the man who drives six hundred miles, To avoid high price on hard cider
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Step 1) Don women's clothing. Step 2) Fill up hotel bathtub with potatoes. Step 3) ?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Homicide victim's body found by mushroom pickers. Friends say he was a fun guy. I'll let myself out
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Hey, punk The Robocop statue now has an official placement in Detroit, and an unveiling coming soon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A bunch of buff young sailors just climbed a greased-up erection
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"I see dead people." (And I take their drugs)
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Internet makes you crazy. Now, with science
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man, got super drunk last night...can't remember what happened. Better text my friend to see if he's ok: 'dont kno how i got home - hope i wasn't a super a--hole last nite' 'ya u were - u bit my ear off' 'oh f*ck me'
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
A good watchdog will keep your car from being stolen. Then there's this one, which apparently even the thief didn't want anything to do with
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(Some Fuss)
 
 
 
Photoshop this difference of opinions
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stripping down and putting your underwear on your head is no way to rob houses son
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Arizona Bay prepares for the possibility of becoming a reality
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The NY Times tries explaining "Rick & Morty" to its readers. It's basically the "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand..." copypasta, but with more words
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First night of EDM festival Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas results in eleventy-billion drug arrests
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at park and shouts at kids about where babies come from -- causing parents to rush in and take them away
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle has a rubber chicken museum now. Clark Griswold points the Family Truckster North
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
High-risk sex offender, arsonist, potential failed shampoo model arrested
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