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Sat March 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Don't wear masks you morons, they won't protect you. The New Hotness: Maybe everyone should wear masks, possibly protecting others from asymptomatic virus shedders
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain is invoking the wartime spirit to get through the coronavirus ordeal, and no one is more eager to get back to those days than thieves and black marketeers
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Guy sees cute girl dancing on roof across the street, sends his phone number over on a drone. They have a date via Facetime from their respective roofs. Then he takes it up a notch by seeing her in person...in a giant bubble. This dude has sick game
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
CHP: Once, we were cops. Road warriors searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy. Us, or everyone else. Bay Area drivers: WE RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Lights Out: Earth Hour will be online tonight. So tune in, turn off, and drop out
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this odd little house
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(Vox)
 
 
 
So, about that "united" part of the "United States of America"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Our brains can't handle the rapidity of Coronavirus
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Stay-at-home vs shelter-in-place: Here's what they mean
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The days blend into one another in a ceaseless, unchanging blur, each indistinguishable from the last. Memories of the before-times grow ever more indistinct. So...how are you passing the time?
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas finally joins the civilized world, announces statewide stay-at-home order due to coronavirus pandemic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look at how Coronavirus will change our culture forever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia claims they aren't having any kind of epidemic at all. But yet, they're shutting down everything. Things that make you go, hmmmm
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rhode Island is going door to door to track down people from NYC who are not observing the 14 day quarantine
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Five. Five minute. Five minute COVID-19 test
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to ye first ever Fartist Friday contest. This week's theme: MSPaint your pet or your dream pet. Come show us your skills (or lack thereof)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
At least five of those University of Tampa spring breakers have come down with COVID-19. Where is your party now?
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis (R-Etreating) adds people arriving from Louisiana into quarantine along with those from New York, New Jersey, Connecticut. Only 45 states left, dude
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Student loan payments are suspended through September. Subby's $100,000 art degree is going to be worth it soon
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
US Navy cancels 2020 Fleet Week in New York City because of COVID-19 pandemic. Funny, mass transmission of diseases never stopped it before
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think you won't be getting a stimulus payment because you made more than $75,000? You could be wrong. Use this handy stimulus calculator to figure what your stimulus payment will be. (You'll need to know your AGI from 2018 or 2019)
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rocky vista
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(Komo)
 
 
 
This is what community looks like in time of COVID-19
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Just what we needed: law enforcement impersonators "just trying to help out" during shutdown
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(lomabeat.com)
 
 
 
Cat man is not kitten around on Caturday
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYU students: "We want a refund on our tuition fees." Dean:" Let me show you the dance of my people"
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(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
This is how the zombie apocalypse begins
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Delta is now giving free round-trip flights for medical volunteers going to Georgia, Louisiana and Michigan
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
United CEO six days ago: "We need a bailout or we'll be forced to lay off employees". United CEO today: "Thanks for the bailout, we're still going to lay off those employees"
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(Imperial College of London)
 
 
 
COVID-19 scientists predict it'll peak in 100 days if we do nothing. 150 days if we all stay home, with 3/4 fewer deaths (PDF)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First cat infected with COVID-19. Welp, this wasn't the Caturday I expected
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Cellphone "heat map" shows just how much people are still traveling around the US spreading the coronavirus love
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
He survived. This guy
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Fri March 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
High school wrestler breaches social distancing to stop a kidnapping
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Both US aircraft carriers in the Pacific are out of action due to Corona outbreaks, leaving China free to do whatever they want. Sleep tight
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
ICE detainee kept imprisoned in the air
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What does the Fox say? Turns out it's You're Fired
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren will start making medical masks and gowns, to the relief of posh, skeletally thin nurses and doctors everywhere
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's up (with that), Doc?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Top 10 worst vacation destinations this year. Only 10? Seems like all of them should be in a tie
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Today's Corona-cabin fever domestic dispute has a little bit of everything. Five kids, two idiot parents, one shot fired, one panic attack, a "Come at me bro", one bitten deputy sheriff, one pepper sprayed dog, and a "Do you know who I am?"
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(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
The world is going to hell in a hand-basket. What else could go wrong? Indonesian volcano: "HEY EVERYONE, WHAT'S GOING ON UP HERE?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
2020 Part II: The Tornadoing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Since Germans have proven to have strongest immunity to coronavirus, they welcome Italian patients, pizza
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Granny involved in heroin-for-meth deal. No word if toilet paper was going to be the player to be named later
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
America has stopped wearing pants
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Let the grifting begin: Some jackass bought a hospital, closed it down, and now wants to charge the city of Philadelphia $31k/A DAY to use it to treat COVID-19 patients in critical conditions
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
As if NYC didn't have enough problems already, there may be a firebug running loose on the subways
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr. had better hope that none of his students catch the Coronavirus and dies, because his decision to re-open campus is not merely negligent, but reckless, which means the wrongful death suit could involve punitive damages
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this youngster on the ropes
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