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Thu October 06, 2022
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Professor fatally shot by Dervish. No word on whether whirling, dancing or howling
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(AP News)
 
 
 
รีเซ็ตนาฬิกา
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court has its legitimacy at stake
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
After the sixth swatting, you start thinking the police are enjoying themselves and are just looking for an opportunity to kill someone
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Six teen girls know a lot about carbs and they make good money with that knowledge
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(Komo)
 
 
 
In sleepy Seattle suburb of Kirkland, residents complain about being unable to sleep thanks to noisy overnight construction work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Add Princess Anne to the list of Staten Island Ferry royalty
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(CBS Austin)
 
 
 
Some people just aren't happy with the hotel's room service alone
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Kyiv city council gets ready for possible nuclear attack, announces it will set up evacuation centers, provide potassium iodine pills. Bonus article scare tactics: possible side effects of potassium iodide
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines pilot gets himself and the company in trouble for doing the ole "You ever seen a grown man naked" routine in front of his female co-pilot
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 909: "Geriatric" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
Weeners
 
This 2,000 year old classical statue of Hercules is missing more than a leg and an arm
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Alex Jones is privately downing bottle after bottle of liquor. How do we know? Someone is spamming websites with security footage of him doing it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Excuse me, hope you don't mind if I barge in here for a minute
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vatican visitor goes Old Testament on a couple of graven images
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ Ghost cattle in the sky ♫
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(KTUU)
 
 
 
Russians invade Alaska. Two. Two Russians
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
It's fall, so time to rake the leaves, get a pumpkin spice latte, and do the annual count of the bodies in the river
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Good: disrupting the flow of opioids. Bad: disrupting the controlled flow of opioids to hospital patients by stealing them and using them yourself, you naughty nurse
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Who put candy corn in the popcorn popper?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
And this was the last thing the jury in the Alex Jones defamation trial heard: "GRAAAGHHRAAAGGH DEEP STATE JUROR SCUM THEY'RE ALL RIGGED AF [loud screeching noises]"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
SHORT NOTICE: Fark Party, Indiana Style - 5:00pm, Friday, Oct. 21, 2022, The Red Yeti, 256 Spring St., Jeffersonville, IN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fatal wardrobe malfunction
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Yet when the paramedics drive the ambulance at 100 mph, people act like it's no big deal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop these curvy candlesticks
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Bucket list of places to visit: Jim Morrson's grave, the Taj Mahal, the Big Duck, Machu Picchu, ... wait, go back one
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Putin's £90m megayacht now on the run as a 'Killer Whale' after fleeing port near Nato countries because of his nuclear threat. We might want to think about harpoon missiles for this
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Raccoon arrested after causing two power outages that blacked out the city of Seguin, TX. Chris Pratt, Dave Bautista seen plotting his escape
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A reptile breeder was killed by one of his snakes, the 911 caller said. Then the bullet wounds were found. Snake arrested on multiple chargessss
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers." ― Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Asking Questions Edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Welcome to Orange County, where four wheels are more of a suggestion than a requirement
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Human trafficking ring broken up at two restaurants. Difficulty: no pizza
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Multi-vehicle accident leads to one death and injuries. Fark: From the shoot-out that followed
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Florida man steals trailer hoping to find valuables. Instead finds two race cars. So being Florida, he does the only logical thing. Jailarity ensues
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not often you find a Dymond while going through the trash
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Family kidnapping mystery gets more mysterious
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Every year pumpkin spice worship gets stupider and weirder, so it's time for one of Fark's most beloved annual fall traditions: Photoshop ridiculous pumpkin spice ideas that will probably be available next year. LGT inspiration (new, original Photoshops only, please)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The video of the guy getting tackled on the football field with the pink smoke all around him? Yep, HE filed a police report against the football players that tackled him
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Schools must notify parents when they lock kids in padded rooms. In other news: Schools lock kids in padded rooms
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
"On Sunday, almost by accident, two groups of demonstrators came together in London. One was waving Ukrainian flags; the other Iranian flags. When they met, they cheered each other, and chanted, "All together we will win.""
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(Mansion Global)
 
 
 
Farkers, for the first time in 700 years, you can now own this massive, almost 2000-acre English estate for only £30 million. It has a payback period of roughly 66 and 2/3 years with annual revenue of £430,000. If we pool our money, we can do it
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Alex Jones flees Connecticut just prior to his testimony time resumption in Sandy Hook trial
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
How to rid yourself of a mouse infestation. O RLY
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dome Home Boned
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Modern times Don Quixote arrested for being a modern times Don Quixote
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Today in you're doing it wrong news: vacationing
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Bad week for moose on I-91
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a guy in a suit jumping from awning to awning outside the top floor of a 23-story NYC building
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 4-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Alarm, Shonen Knife, New Order, Dead Or Alive, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #399. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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