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Sun February 05, 2023
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scots mum shows the internet world she digs it as a digger girl, revels in her role as a model for women who are keen to work in what was once regarded as a man's world
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The nerve-jangling airports around the world where pilots always pack extra underwear for the landings
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
It just got a little dusty outside
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
50 year old tries to rekindle his youth and doesn't give a damn about his bad reputation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is outrageous. Who else is as outraged as I am? I'm going to make a complai........oh, I see. As you were
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Early contender for 'Overreaction of the Year': Father upset that son paid £3.50 for eraser at school fundraiser. "We as a family, and a community, are disgusted"
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beekeepers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: The first book you read as a child
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Day 347 of WW3: France and Italy will deliver mobile surface-to-air missile systems to Kyiv. They will allow Kyiv to strike anywhere in Donbas, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson regions and the northern part of Crimea. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Remember the 2021 storm in KY? Well, it's two years later and people still can't fix their roof or replace a car because the millions in relief is capped at $3,500 per person by the state GOP
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Australian citizenship test question: the 2nd deadliest snake in the world is sniffing your butt. Do you (a) panic (b) scream (c) keep smoking your cigarette while chatting to your workmates?
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Installation of 'bot dots,' is wildly successful in stopping vehicle sideshows. For three days
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Not news: GTA in Pennsylvania. Fark: 5000 cars taken at once
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thieves break into store to steal cigarettes and are thwarted by a smoke security system. Seems fitting
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
World's greatest country has 250 "dumpster diving scavengers" go after food because the greatest state in the country can't keep the power on every time it goes below freezing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fedex tests it's new mid-air delivery system
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Because NYC has the single largest concentration of imbecilic jagoffs breaking shiat anywhere in the known universe, Flaco the eagle-owl remains at large
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Crapius?
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
It is cold enough to freeze your wang off in Boston. No joke
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Sat February 04, 2023
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Strange man walks into elementary school in Canada, offers students peanuts. Real peanuts. Now let's take a look south of the border. Oh my
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Citizen, your betters are happy to report that commuting is good for you
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
What would you do with 800kg of chewing tobacco? Singapore doesn't do NASCAR or baseball, so customs officers would really like to know
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(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
Have you ever heard Raging Speedhorn? You will on Noise Factor tonight at 10:30PM ET. You'll also hear Damageplan, Cave In, Static-X, Svalbard, Wizzo and more. Track of the Week is back and it's a cover that is so good your host has an epiphany
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"...the creationist theme park that Hovind operates in a quiet pocket of Alabama..." gives you a whiff of where this story's going
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
French court does not surrender, refuses to drop charges of antiques trafficking against a former Louvre director and a curator
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(Some Captain)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bridge
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's songs on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) have titles that begin with "P". Next the conclusion of "The Secret Letter". Bruce Wayne is answering Clark's phone with a TNT charge planted by crooks who have Clark's letter revealing his identity
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Buck around, find out
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Deer tries playing Frogger, actually does better than the frog
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Presence of Malice: Suppose you picked up your mobile device this morning and a tragic death in your life was a front page headline. But not one thing they said was accurate... and none of it was true
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
You think your bong is big? How about one big enough you can be INSIDE the bong. Wow man...that's heavy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airline seat swap nightmare as passenger refuses to give up a window spot so a fellow passenger could sit with her son. Her 6'5" nearly adult son. Tag is for fellow passenger
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cop who shot a man six times when he was handcuffed in the back of his cruiser loses shot at plea deal for "voluntary manslaughter" when the victim's family goes to the press
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tourists behaving badly, Australian fauna, spelling errors, and fishing are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 26-Feb. 1: Spy Balloon Edition
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Isn't that when one is supposed to ski?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this biker dude
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
98 luftballons
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're being flashed for your benefit, not theirs
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(Insider)
 
 
 
When in Rome, so are other people
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Inspectors put Welsh school in special measures after finding children are speaking too much English, say more marbles are required in their mouths
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle ranks #2 in US cities where weed is more popular than tobacco. #1 should be no surprise
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nope, not a cult at all
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Miami is outside the three-mile limit. From reality"
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
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Wisconsin woman finds out what brown can do for you
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
What is this "emergency fund" they speak of?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cerveza gratis
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A death, an escape and a burglary: after the last few weeks, it's become quite apparent that the wrong species is in charge of the Dallas Zoo
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(Some evicted tourist)
 
 
 
The people who thought they owned their hotels were surprised when the bailiffs showed up, but not as surprised as their guests
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sixth member of the Basement Gaming Association fired from Memphis police force
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ancient Soviet contraption
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