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(YouTube)   Once again, the British demonstrate why they're the reigning world sarcasm champions. Bonus points for use of the phrase "the blood coursing from our uteri like a crimson landslide"   (youtube.com) divider line 28
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5724 clicks; posted to Video » on 18 Oct 2012 at 10:41 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Bodyform Responds :: The Truth
Hi Richard. We loved your post on our Facebook page. (https://www.facebook.com/Bodyform/posts​/10151186887359324). We are always grateful for input from our users, but your comment was particularly poignant. If Facebook had a "love" button, we'd have clicked it. But it doesn't. So we've made you a video instead. Unfortunately Bodyform doesn't have a CEO. But if it did she'd be called Caroline Williams. And she'd say this. Do let us know if we can help you further... Regards, The Bodyform Team Fart consultant: Mike Koenig To see the original Mashable article click here - http://mashable.com/2012/10/09/maxipad-r​ant-facebook/ Richard Neill to Bodyform 8 October at 21:30 via Mobile ----------------------------------------​----------------------------------------​----- Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger ----------------------------------------​---
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