If you are going to try and impress your friends by jumping into a cold pond, make sure it's not so cold that it's frozen	(10)
		No idea WTF is going on here, but Captain Pronin is definitely a superstar	(8)

		Old and busted: Beyonce's booty. New hotness: Beyonce's butt-stupid sister	(54)
		Woman shoots a pistol for the very first time. This is exactly how NOT to do it	(52)
		Last time on Little Death Star on the Prairie: What really happened at Walnut Grove	(15)
		Awesome gymnastics blooper reel. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow	(43)
(FrogSoda)		The Mythbusters show how to paint the Mona Lisa -- in under a second	(32)
		Little Chef Gordon Ramsay, yeah, tells this manager how to run his business, yeah	(15)
		"Every time Barack Obama speaks, an angel has an orgasm"	(34)
		Richard Dawkins reads his hate-mail aloud	(53)

(Chester Chronicle)		Nine-year-old enters world record books for balancing 25 snails on her face - easily passing previous record of just 15	(22)
		It's nice to know that in this bad economy there's one guy who's business is booming. The Repo Man	(76)
		David Letterman? In my "Mork and Mindy"? It's more likely than you think	(19)
		A How-To guide for young Christians who feel The Urge	(61)
		Joe Scarborough lets the previous day's tiff with Keith Olbermann spill over into "Morning Joe" as he gets into a war with David Shuster	(105)
		The coolest grocery shopping video compilation you'll see in the next 12 minutes or less	(28)

		Video of A.J. Pierzynski and the best flop since Fosbury. Bonus: White Sox announcers see, after 5 replays to the contrary, exactly where offense occurred	(145)
		PUMA, sensing she's on the verge of extinction, has meltdown on CNN after Hillary's speech	(210)
		Add some guns, rejected babes from Baywatch, and the man Hulk Hogan. Mix it all up with an island theme song. This is how you make "Thunder in Paradise", brother	(24)
		Paul Reubens, aka Pee Wee Herman, turns 56 today. Here's Pee Wee's morning routine. Touching	(50)

		Ever wonder what it'd be like if Bert and Ernie were German cyclopses who did lots 'n lots of drugs?	(28)
		You think you've seen everything, and then you see a video of Barbie dolls performing Ace of Spades by Motorhead. The internet - it never disappoints	(30)
		Police in Denver shove a woman to the ground and then arrest her mid-interview	(183)
		IN A WORLD where voiceover artists lend their talents to movie trailers and commercials, ONE MAN will celebrate his 68th birthday with resounding pride. Don LaFontaine -- this time, it's PERSONAL	(48)
		If you want proof Obama is no John Kerry, just look at his latest McCain ass-kicking attack ad	(185)

		Corey Feldman gives his wife the gift of music	(56)
		Jimmy Page and Leona Lewis performing "Whole Lotta Love" at closing ceremony: "You have to admire the subtle genius of choosing a song about the size of Robert Plant's dick as the theme for the handover to London 2012"	(68)
(Some Jackass)		Two jackasses hook up treadmills to World of Warcraft	(44)
		Tim Burton turns 50 today. Here is "Frankenweenie," the short film that got him fired from Disney for "wasting company resources"	(71)
		What happens when you mix Doctor Who, Benny Hill and Eminem? This	(27)
		Original trailer for classic 1964 Southern redneck fantasy flick "2000 Maniacs"	(7)

		I see your Stone Phillips footage and raise you a "Hard Copy" segment about a Nine Inch Nails video	(26)
		sdrawkcab gniklat fo tra enif eht nraeL	(39)
		Coolest Dad Ever builds his own version of Epcot's Soarin' in his garage	(19)
		Fox News reporter: "What are you demonstrating about?" Protester: "Fark you, we don't talk to Fox News" (contains profanity)	(491)
		The last hour before the world changed forever	(116)
		"Scrubs" video compilation of Ted's barbershop quartet, "The Worthless Peons"	(25)
		Doug Henning solves a Rubik's Cube faster than anyone ever. It's all an illusion	(43)