| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Today is Mike Nelson's birthday. Here's his dead-on impersonation of Star Trek's worst captain from MST3K's "Laserblast" (youtube.com) | (82) | ||
| Catholics going apeshiat over recent Sarah Silverman video suggesting that the Pope "sell the Vatican, save the World" (examiner.com) | (93) | ||
| The greatest story ever told (break.com) | (23) | ||
| Al Gore argues with an Irishman about polar bears (youtube.com) | (71) | ||
| Prepare to nerdgasm: the Game Gun (liveleak.com) | (69) | ||
| Mousemate: It's like a game of Calvinball played with board games (youtube.com) | (21) | ||
| FBI video shows man walking across parking lot, pausing, turning and running like hell from tsunami in Pago Pago (youtube.com) | (65) | ||
| The Clash - Tommy Gun live in New Jersey, because it's Friday, and you've worked hard this week Fark (youtube.com) | (3) | ||
| Al Franken shows how a grade A ass-whooping is done (youtube.com) | (176) |
| Bask in the whole glory of a one-man show honoring the greatest unsung hero to Baby Boomers and Gen-X alike ~ Paul Lynde (youtube.com) | (27) | ||
| One can assume that Taiwanese military recruits who say they signed on to become a Transformer pilot are immediately assigned to the "too stupid, cannon fodder" category (youtube.com) | (24) | ||
| OMG is this real? How do they do this? (youtube.com) | (85) | ||
| Vin Scully calls the Dodgers' 9th inning comeback. "The ball hits Holliday in the groin, hopefully he's wearing a cup." (mlb.mlb.com) | (81) | ||
| Most useless thing ever invented. You know you want one (youtube.com) | (40) | ||
| Today is Tony Shalhoub's 56th birthday. And now, a montage that suggests that Adrian Monk and Rocky Balboa aren't that different from each other (youtube.com) | (17) | ||
| Thug lifestyle hammered by the recession: "Now we goin' to the strip club just to eat" (examiner.com) | (57) | ||
| Amazing slow-motion footage of bullets striking various objects, filmed at ONE MILLION frames per second. Simply amazing video (liveleak.com) | (61) |
| If we had to make a kid's show, this is how we'd do it (youtube.com) | (18) | ||
| (FrogSoda) | The coolest thing you will see all day - Fountain Surfing - Awesome tag needed (frogsoda.com) | (38) | |
| Legos were filmed in front of a live studio audience (atom.com) | (22) | ||
| If Boris Yeltsin were alive to see this he'd be green with envy. Or maybe just green around the gills from a rough night on the sauce. Anyway, monkeys (youtube.com) | (20) | ||
| Keith Olbermann delivers his best special comment yet. Now you'll have to excuse Subby, he's got something in his eyes (msnbc.msn.com) | (833) | ||
| Creepy (break.com) | (56) |
| And this is why the military will never lift the ban on anthropomorphic animals on the front lines. DO A BARREL ROLL (iheartchaos.com) | (32) | ||
| Q: Who wins a fight between a zombie and a shark? A: You. You win (youtube.com) | (27) | ||
| (Tom Mabe) | "I didn't know she was married...I'll fight you right now...I'm down at the coffee shop...I'm the guy with the shaved head" (dailymotion.com) | (35) | |
| (Some Battered Bully) | Patient homeowner goes ninja when aggressive trespassing yokel kicks over trashcan (weinterrupt.com) | (78) | |
| (Some Guy) | Oh no, he brought an accordion to the talent sh--- HOLY SHIAT (dumpert.nl) | (116) | |
| Big Bird and a basket of vegetables speak truth to power (youtube.com) | (20) | ||
| Perfect plan to make out with a hot lifeguard. Except it's about 15 years after Baywatch (funnyordie.com) | (33) | ||
| (LemonDrop) | Protip: If you're going to ask your friend to make your wedding slideshow and you want it to be "different," make sure he doesn't have crazy Photoshop skills (lemondrop.com) | (40) | |
| This one time... at band camp. Alyson Hannigan's "American Pie" audition tape (youtube.com) | (38) |
| (mtvu) | We're here to wear red tracksuits and chew bubble gum: Datarock's new video 'The Pretender' pays tribute to 'They Live' (mtvu.com) | (16) | |
| Count your blessings if you grew up in the 70s and didn't get THIS steaming pile of plastic crap for Christmas (youtube.com) | (77) | ||
| Two girls, two cups (youtube.com) | (59) | ||
| "Sometimes we have to do things over and over even though we don't want to." (atom.com) | (16) | ||
| Sensing that there was some crazy conspiracy theory he had not yet siezed on, Glenn Beck jumps aboard the anti-vaccination train and recommends not giving your kids preventative medicine (dailykos.com) | (317) | ||
| (Some Guy) | 2 dumb cats, 1 smart cat and a chunk of meat (buzzfeed.com) | (31) | |
| 60 foot poplar vs. arcing power lines. The fun starts at 3:45 (liveleak.com) | (54) | ||
| Giant synchronized dance in Chicago. I've got a feeling (youtube.com) | (43) | ||
| Jetpack company awards first rides to strippers who give the most lapdances (3news.co.nz) | (21) | ||
| 50 bricks in 30 seconds (youtube.com) | (66) | ||
| Tonight's Monday Night Football game on ESPN was infiltrated by a filthy message about Green Bay. Take a look (includes bad word) (liveleak.com) | (59) | ||
| I see your awesome slow motion butter knife effects and raise you Billy Quan (youtube.com) | (19) |
| (Some Guy) | The "Got Milk" people made a 70's rock opera, and it's pretty funny. Behold "The Battle of Milkquarious." (milkquarious.com) | (21) | |
| (3sat.de) | Some pianists can make their instrument sing; this guy makes his speak. Even John Cage would be unprepared for this piano (3sat.de) | (35) | |
| (Improv Everywhere) | Who let the [2,000 invisible] dogs out? (improveverywhere.com) | (28) | |
| "Would you like to buy a monkey?" (youtube.com) | (27) | ||
| Seth Green has Christian Bale meltdown over the weekend (youtube.com) | (103) | ||
| (FrogSoda) | 11 chicks in the back of the truck + 1 giant bump = how many chicks in the truck (frogsoda.com) | (33) | |
| Remember Bill Cosby's "Buck Buck" comedy routine? Here's a game of 'Buck Buck' played in real life (youtube.com) | (28) | ||
| Today is the 40th Anniversary of Monty Python's Flying Circus - My nipples explode with delight (youtube.com) | (29) | ||
| After 162 games, we are on the cusp of the start of the MLB season, the playoffs. Is there a better way to celebrate than listening to former Yankees player, Bernie Williams jamming out "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" smooth jazz style? (youtube.com) | (30) |