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Sun October 11, 2009

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Today is Mike Nelson's birthday. Here's his dead-on impersonation of Star Trek's worst captain from MST3K's "Laserblast" (youtube.com)	(82)
		Catholics going apeshiat over recent Sarah Silverman video suggesting that the Pope "sell the Vatican, save the World" (examiner.com)	(93)
		The greatest story ever told (break.com)	(23)
		Al Gore argues with an Irishman about polar bears (youtube.com)	(71)

Sat October 10, 2009

		Prepare to nerdgasm: the Game Gun (liveleak.com)	(69)
		Mousemate: It's like a game of Calvinball played with board games (youtube.com)	(21)
		FBI video shows man walking across parking lot, pausing, turning and running like hell from tsunami in Pago Pago (youtube.com)	(65)
		The Clash - Tommy Gun live in New Jersey, because it's Friday, and you've worked hard this week Fark (youtube.com)	(3)
		Al Franken shows how a grade A ass-whooping is done (youtube.com)	(176)

Fri October 09, 2009

		Bask in the whole glory of a one-man show honoring the greatest unsung hero to Baby Boomers and Gen-X alike ~ Paul Lynde (youtube.com)	(27)
		One can assume that Taiwanese military recruits who say they signed on to become a Transformer pilot are immediately assigned to the "too stupid, cannon fodder" category (youtube.com)	(24)
		OMG is this real? How do they do this? (youtube.com)	(85)
		Vin Scully calls the Dodgers' 9th inning comeback. "The ball hits Holliday in the groin, hopefully he's wearing a cup." (mlb.mlb.com)	(81)
		Most useless thing ever invented. You know you want one (youtube.com)	(40)
		Today is Tony Shalhoub's 56th birthday. And now, a montage that suggests that Adrian Monk and Rocky Balboa aren't that different from each other (youtube.com)	(17)
		Thug lifestyle hammered by the recession: "Now we goin' to the strip club just to eat" (examiner.com)	(57)
		Amazing slow-motion footage of bullets striking various objects, filmed at ONE MILLION frames per second. Simply amazing video (liveleak.com)	(61)

Thu October 08, 2009

	If we had to make a kid's show, this is how we'd do it (youtube.com)	(18)
(FrogSoda)	The coolest thing you will see all day - Fountain Surfing - Awesome tag needed (frogsoda.com)	(38)
	Legos were filmed in front of a live studio audience (atom.com)	(22)
	If Boris Yeltsin were alive to see this he'd be green with envy. Or maybe just green around the gills from a rough night on the sauce. Anyway, monkeys (youtube.com)	(20)
	Keith Olbermann delivers his best special comment yet. Now you'll have to excuse Subby, he's got something in his eyes (msnbc.msn.com)	(833)
	Creepy (break.com)	(56)

Wed October 07, 2009

	And this is why the military will never lift the ban on anthropomorphic animals on the front lines. DO A BARREL ROLL (iheartchaos.com)	(32)
	Q: Who wins a fight between a zombie and a shark? A: You. You win (youtube.com)	(27)
(Tom Mabe)	"I didn't know she was married...I'll fight you right now...I'm down at the coffee shop...I'm the guy with the shaved head" (dailymotion.com)	(35)
(Some Battered Bully)	Patient homeowner goes ninja when aggressive trespassing yokel kicks over trashcan (weinterrupt.com)	(78)
(Some Guy)	Oh no, he brought an accordion to the talent sh--- HOLY SHIAT (dumpert.nl)	(116)
	Big Bird and a basket of vegetables speak truth to power (youtube.com)	(20)
	Perfect plan to make out with a hot lifeguard. Except it's about 15 years after Baywatch (funnyordie.com)	(33)
(LemonDrop)	Protip: If you're going to ask your friend to make your wedding slideshow and you want it to be "different," make sure he doesn't have crazy Photoshop skills (lemondrop.com)	(40)
	This one time... at band camp. Alyson Hannigan's "American Pie" audition tape (youtube.com)	(38)

Tue October 06, 2009

(mtvu)	We're here to wear red tracksuits and chew bubble gum: Datarock's new video 'The Pretender' pays tribute to 'They Live' (mtvu.com)	(16)
	Count your blessings if you grew up in the 70s and didn't get THIS steaming pile of plastic crap for Christmas (youtube.com)	(77)
	Two girls, two cups (youtube.com)	(59)
	"Sometimes we have to do things over and over even though we don't want to." (atom.com)	(16)
	Sensing that there was some crazy conspiracy theory he had not yet siezed on, Glenn Beck jumps aboard the anti-vaccination train and recommends not giving your kids preventative medicine (dailykos.com)	(317)
(Some Guy)	2 dumb cats, 1 smart cat and a chunk of meat (buzzfeed.com)	(31)
	60 foot poplar vs. arcing power lines. The fun starts at 3:45 (liveleak.com)	(54)
	Giant synchronized dance in Chicago. I've got a feeling (youtube.com)	(43)
	Jetpack company awards first rides to strippers who give the most lapdances (3news.co.nz)	(21)
	50 bricks in 30 seconds (youtube.com)	(66)
	Tonight's Monday Night Football game on ESPN was infiltrated by a filthy message about Green Bay. Take a look (includes bad word) (liveleak.com)	(59)
	I see your awesome slow motion butter knife effects and raise you Billy Quan (youtube.com)	(19)

Mon October 05, 2009

(Some Guy)	The "Got Milk" people made a 70's rock opera, and it's pretty funny. Behold "The Battle of Milkquarious." (milkquarious.com)	(21)
(3sat.de)	Some pianists can make their instrument sing; this guy makes his speak. Even John Cage would be unprepared for this piano (3sat.de)	(35)
(Improv Everywhere)	Who let the [2,000 invisible] dogs out? (improveverywhere.com)	(28)
	"Would you like to buy a monkey?" (youtube.com)	(27)
	Seth Green has Christian Bale meltdown over the weekend (youtube.com)	(103)
(FrogSoda)	11 chicks in the back of the truck + 1 giant bump = how many chicks in the truck (frogsoda.com)	(33)
	Remember Bill Cosby's "Buck Buck" comedy routine? Here's a game of 'Buck Buck' played in real life (youtube.com)	(28)
	Today is the 40th Anniversary of Monty Python's Flying Circus - My nipples explode with delight (youtube.com)	(29)
	After 162 games, we are on the cusp of the start of the MLB season, the playoffs. Is there a better way to celebrate than listening to former Yankees player, Bernie Williams jamming out "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" smooth jazz style? (youtube.com)	(30)