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Sun July 26, 2009

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Republican LEVEL UP (youtube.com)	(58)
		"I broke my teeth" (Not safe for work language) (break.com)	(46)
		Ever played the game "Mousetrap" as a kid? I present the Bigger and Better Mousetrap (youtube.com)	(27)
		The perfect storm of unintelligible talk show host and guest: Craig Ferguson and Billy Connolly (youtube.com)	(28)
		Meet "The Lockers", the greatest funk dancers of the 70's (youtube.com)	(16)
		Local TV reporter dresses as Princess Leia, stays classy (youtube.com)	(40)
		For the love of God, someone buy this guy a drum set. Cool tag desperately wants to show more enthusiasm (youtube.com)	(44)
(Some Guy)		Teaser for "Tron Legacy", in high def goodness (firstshowing.net)	(59)
		I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a video of a man riding a scooter in China with a watermelon on his head (liveleak.com)	(12)
(TV Squad)		Why everything sucks (tvsquad.com)	(46)
		Since we can't have Ministry every week, here's KMFDM's "A Drug Against War" (youtube.com)	(32)
		318 curves in 11 miles makes for an awesome time on a fast motorcycle (liveleak.com)	(69)

Sat July 25, 2009

		Dude I think there's something wrong with your dog (youtube.com)	(39)
		If you're gonna watch just one infomercial today, make it the "Insane Clown Posse's 2009 Gathering of the Juggalos." Pauly Shore will even be there to entertain (pastemagazine.com)	(65)
		Olivia Munn dons a cleavage-heavy Princess Leia outfit and you've stopped reading this headline (g4tv.com)	(150)
		Hey look, a tornado in the neighbor's backyard, headed right for me. Maybe I should go in the basement. Or maybe I should stand right here and keep filming (youtube.com)	(30)
		Just in case you've ever wondered what an avant-punk singer with a 3 1/2 octave range summoning a demon would sound like (youtube.com)	(86)
		One of the best soccer players in the world is someone you never heard about (youtube.com)	(46)
		Bill Maher: "If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' then I get to call private for-profit healthcare 'soulless vampire bastards making money off human pain.'" (youtube.com)	(608)
		Time lapse video of how much the Manhattan Bridge moves throughout a day (liveleak.com)	(19)
		Remember getting air on the back seat of the bus on the way to school? This is like that. But more extreme (break.com)	(16)
		For your daily awwwww watch as a young deer bathes a cat (youtube.com)	(17)
		Grover and Madeline Kahn sing while Frank Oz takes frequent advantage of his positioning (youtube.com)	(32)
		What this guy does with a bandsaw is art (liveleak.com)	(22)
		Silent Night...Holy CRAP that's a ton of lightning. DIT (youtube.com)	(42)
		During a DUI test, this handcuffed gentleman begins suffering an uncomfortable sensation in his testicular region, and requests assistance from the officers (liveleak.com)	(27)
		If a friend drops her keys down the sewer, don't go down the sewer feet-first to retrieve them. And if you do, make sure nobody takes video when you get stuck (liveleak.com)	(10)

Fri July 24, 2009

		I got nothing, so here is a turtle showing you his O-face (liveleak.com)	(46)
		If you can't dance, just fight imaginary ninjas (youtube.com)	(57)
		Imagine someone taking Star Wars and reducing it to some minstrel show from hell that even a seven year old would be embarassed to watch. Yes, Walt Disney World is to blame (youtube.com)	(63)
		Not News: Getting married. Local news: It was a surprise. Fark: Within ten minutes of being proposed to. Geek tab: In front of a science convention in Las Vegas with Adam Savage as your impromptu ring bearer (youtube.com)	(37)

Thu July 23, 2009

		THX brings you dramatic Lemur (youtube.com)	(39)
		Brilliant woman solves all of California's problems (collegehumor.com)	(145)
		Duda hits grand slam. Mascot follows with failarity (sports.espn.go.com)	(48)
		A couple of kids attempt to rob a police station. "They were either very brazen or very dumb, but I think the latter." (liveleak.com)	(41)
		Every basement dweller's wet dream (youtube.com)	(59)
		An aquarium you need to see to believe (youtube.com)	(72)

Wed July 22, 2009

	The problem with Atheists is their marketing department (youtube.com)	(131)
	Your WTF video of the day (youtube.com)	(56)
	Here's Alex Trebek working as a newscaster in 1965, with his Diego mustache and greasy hair. Moo (archives.cbc.ca)	(50)
	Gary Busey is The Gingerdead Man (youtube.com)	(17)
	Matt Baker's dirty move for his 6 second record KO at King Of The Cage (youtube.com)	(99)
	YouTube revenge - 7 of the best (timesonline.typepad.com)	(39)
(Gunaxin)	Snowball, the Dancing Cockatoo's Tribute to Michael Jackson (gunaxin.com)	(7)
(Some Guy)	Will Arnett doing a dramatic reading of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret (jezebel.com)	(12)
	If you've been waiting your whole life to see the Phillie Phanatic wear a Batman outfit and taunt Jack Nicholson, your wait is over (youtube.com)	(21)

Tue July 21, 2009

	DON'T TALK TO ROBOTS (youtube.com)	(34)
	Video of the Joe Jackson interview with Larry King. Key words are "amalance", "tortofa" and "imadun" (youtube.com)	(27)
	Nine weirdest Japanese commercials of all time. Here comes the Ran Ran RUUU (huffingtonpost.com)	(35)
	Sylvester Stallone and a bear teach you how to text message (youtube.com)	(24)
(PoeTV)	"My name is Charles Barkley. In the Year 2041, New York City was completely destroyed. Millions perished." So begins the most awesome video game trailer you will see all day (poetv.com)	(29)
	Dick Cavett shows us, if you're going to FAIL, you might as well go out with a bang (youtube.com)	(13)
	Canadian rednecks in a stretch Chevy Astro... Hold my Molson eh? (youtube.com)	(37)
	Drunk Latvian's epic journey across the street (youtube.com)	(45)
	That storm chaser who yells "BACK THE %$#@ UP" a lot on the Discovery Channel drove his truck into a tornado. In High-Def (youtube.com)	(68)

Mon July 20, 2009

	Whoopi Goldberg, who guest starred on a TV show about space exploration for six seasons (plus two movies), gives credence to faked lunar landing conspiracy theories (comments.realclearpolitics.com)	(54)
	♫ I'm so quitty / Oh so quitty ♫ What Sarah Palin might sound like if she could sing her goodbye speech (youtube.com)	(131)
	Board of Alderman asks member to repay $12K in funds she spent on trip to Mississippi casino. So, she does the natural thing, and freaks the hell out (wapt.com)	(70)
	Your daily WTF video Japanese stop-motion style (youtube.com)	(15)
	Spinal Tap's first television appearance in 1979 (youtube.com)	(17)
	What's gay, has two arms, no legs and can't carry a tune? This guy (youtube.com)	(44)
	On the day of O.J.'s appeal, let us not forget why he is a douchenozzle (youtube.com)	(28)
(Geno's World)	Don't swear at David Beckham. He'll puff up his chest and pretend to come after you in the soccer stands (genosworld.blogspot.com)	(65)
	In honor of the 40th anniversary of men landing on the moon, here's the classic footage of Buzz Aldrin punching out a moon landing hoax nutjob (youtube.com)	(88)
	Sure, it doesn't take a brain surgeon to deliver balloons. But unless you watch this balloon delivery training video, you'll never be on the cutting edge of balloon deliveries (consumerist.com)	(36)