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Sun July 05, 2009

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Below the thunders of the upper deep; Far far beneath in the abysmal sea, His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee (liveleak.com)	(35)
		The Violent Femmes singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme (youtube.com)	(24)
		Remember that Samurai that cut a baseball in flight? Well here he is doing way crazier shiat like cutting a BB out of the air fired by an airsoft gun (youtube.com)	(72)
		The best video of Jack Black defining an octagon that you'll see all day (youtube.com)	(43)
(Some Guy)		Trailer for "Halloween 2," in which Rob Zombie incorporates every horror movie cliche from the 1980s in under three minutes. Except the theme song (halloweenmovies.com)	(39)

Sat July 04, 2009

		David Lee Roth's classic tribute to all things American (youtube.com)	(65)
		Scene-by-scene re-enactment of "The Blues Brothers" mall chase, performed in the same mall, with vintage police cruiser (youtube.com)	(35)
		What do you mean you don't know what kind of animal it is. Let me see. OMG (en.video.canoe.tv)	(62)
		Servo, Crow, and Mike Nelson sing The Canada Song (youtube.com)	(23)
		How is this not more popular than roller blades or skateboards? (youtube.com)	(35)
		Happy Birthday, George M. Cohan (youtube.com)	(8)
		More amazing baseball bat tricks (from the guy who brought you the spinning bat trick) (break.com)	(24)
		Our Independence Day speech from the President - Bill Pullman (youtube.com)	(56)

Fri July 03, 2009

(Some Guy)	This guy failed photography 101 (maniacworld.com)	(103)
	Freight Train vs Tornado... Who will win? (liveleak.com)	(74)
	The swiss army shows us what they can do with sticks of wood (youtube.com)	(28)
	Telly Savalas "Shatners" his way through "You've lost that lovin' feeling" (youtube.com)	(12)
	Obamabot debuts at Disney's Hall of Presidents (youtube.com)	(65)
	Let's start the weekend with something we can all agree with... a bit of "instant karma." (youtube.com)	(43)
	If you like Dido, asian women, kickboxing, short films, and surprises, then you will love this video (youtube.com)	(30)
	The best video you will see today of a baby alligator chasing a radio controlled boat (youtube.com)	(13)
	Big-budget commercial for Ace Frehley's new album (youtube.com)	(69)
	Obama's open and transparent Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, gets owned by CBS' Chip Reid and Hearst's Helen Thomas. Which isn't really a fair fight since she's 89 years old and has covered every President since Kennedy (youtube.com)	(87)
	A bunch of obsessed fans have made their own 'prequel' to the Lord of the Rings trilogy, with a total budget of slightly less than Peter Jackson spent on Gimli's prosthetic fingertip (youtube.com)	(18)
	The best video of a volcanic eruption seen from space you'll see until NASA films another one (youtube.com)	(22)
	Michael Jackson's mega hit Thriller has been given a hilarious revamp by the army's world-famous Band of the Coldstream Guards - just a stones throw from Buckingham Palace (thesun.co.uk)	(21)

Thu July 02, 2009

	He knew exactly what he wanted (blog.al.com)	(7)
	This trailer will sure bring back memories of that time in high school you found a zombie in an abandoned hospital basement and made it your girlfriend (flashes of NSFW nippleage) (spike.com)	(23)
	Mac tips: How to create a new user account for porn (funnyordie.com)	(28)
	For the remaining five of you that still think Margaret Cho is funny, this should help remove all doubt (NSFW) (youtube.com)	(46)
	MJ: I copped a Feel. Or in his case, never copped a feel (atom.com)	(19)
	"The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel." Neuromancer turns 25 (macworld.com)	(104)
	I see your Boston one man cover and raise you with a Rush YYZ one man cover (youtube.com)	(31)
	Someone call Michael Bay. We need some damn explosions in this thing (liveleak.com)	(48)
	Hitler Finds Out Michael Jackson Has Died (liveleak.com)	(50)
	Step one: Learn to play every necessary rock instrument. Step 2: Flawlessly play all instruments to Boston's Foreplay/Long Time. Step 3: Finally get laid (youtube.com)	(83)
	Baby deer, oblivious to how the food chain works in the wild, plays with dog. Awwwwwwww (video.yahoo.com)	(18)
	Buddy Guy performs "The First Time I Met the Blues" from the movie Chicago Blues, 1970 (youtube.com)	(45)
(Revivl)	Faith No More pelted with bottles, Green Day starting a mud fight And Henry Rollins being Henry Rollins: 10 bands vs. fans moments (revivl.com)	(36)
	"WTF Japanese movie trailer" of the day: RoboGeisha (youtube.com)	(62)

Wed July 01, 2009

	The only go-kart that can be heard by deaf people (youtube.com)	(35)
	Four friends encapsulate the average American's response to Michael Jackson kicking the bucket. Michael would've wanted it this way (youtube.com)	(74)
	Down goes Frazier. George Foreman hands out one of the worst beatdowns ever seen against a champ: six knockdowns in two rounds (youtube.com)	(41)
	Before singing "Cornflake Girl," Tori Amos sang for Kellogg's in this Just Right commercial from 1987 (youtube.com)	(48)
	Watch in amusement as dozens of pedestrians learn that a tar covered road is actually sticky (liveleak.com)	(27)
	The only cat video you knead to see today (youtube.com)	(46)
	So does this small town bank robber in the security camera video look more like a cash-strapped Santa Claus, career-strapped Kenny Rogers or one of the ZZ Top dudes? (620wtmj.com)	(12)
(Some Guy)	If you've ever wondered what an Alka-Seltzer placed in water in zero gravity would be like, then today's your lucky day (stupidvideos.com)	(21)
	Dear New York, You're retarded. Love, Flyover Country (cnn.com)	(84)
	Remember that kid with the remote control? Here he is getting a truck for his birthday (youtube.com)	(77)

Tue June 30, 2009

		Transformers 2 summarized in sixty seconds (youtube.com)	(54)
		Now you can learn to moonwalk just like Michael Jackson (youtube.com)	(34)
		TV reporter, doing a live story on the street about Michael Jackson, is interrupted by a big fat idiot (liveleak.com)	(72)
		TV reporter tries to shoot fireworks safety video, nearly puts her cameraman's eye out (youtube.com)	(52)
		The Brady Bunch goes over the rainbow. And not in a FAAAAAbulous way (youtube.com)	(54)
		Coolest video you'll see today of a guy shooting clay pigeons...with a crossbow (videos.kansas.com)	(66)

Mon June 29, 2009

(Some Guy)	Mark McGrath challenges President Obama to quit smoking. President Obama challenges top men to invent time machine so he can travel back to 1998 and find out who the fark Mark McGrath is (ireport.com)	(81)
	You know, when they're not falling down and crying because a hair brushed their forearm, some of these guys can do some cool shiat (youtube.com)	(143)
	For anyone that has friends that spend more time updating their activities in Facebook than actually performing those activities - this vid's for you (not safe for work language) (youtube.com)	(29)
	Interview with Billy Mays by local Florida reporter. Scary: Less than 12 hours later, he was dead (liveleak.com)	(76)
	The Westboro Baptist Church has topped themselves again: A God Hates the World music video (break.com)	(110)
	Happy 83rd birthday Mel Brooks. Let's all give him a big Harumph (youtube.com)	(241)
	You know those clear CDs that come on the spindle? Now you have something cool to do with them (youtube.com)	(80)
	Japan has a slightly different take on the Aflac duck (youtube.com)	(39)