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Sun June 07, 2009

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Big Stupid Idiot)		10 amusing 1950's American "propaganda" films (bigstupididiot.com)	(36)
		Sunday Heavy Metal House Call - Who better to make parody of Metal than former Strapping Young Lad members? This is Zimmers Hole with "When You Were Shouting At The Devil..." (youtube.com)	(49)
		Today Show. Just when you're thinking how weird the standard TV short skit and cross your legs pose is, Doctor WHO??? (youtube.com)	(28)
		Nino Coniglio is the Curly Neal of pizza-dough-tossing. Also, your home town's pizza sucks (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com)	(25)
		French video of African animals getting drunk. Proof positive that man and apes share common ancestors. Where do you get a 12,000,000mg aspirin? (youtube.com)	(28)
		Michael Arrington acts like a douche on Leo Laporte's video show, promptly gets told. Oh snap (contains profanity) (youtube.com)	(86)
		The Surf Punks on the People's Court. No fat chicks (youtube.com)	(18)
		Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (live at the Bowl 1982) (youtube.com)	(19)
		David Lynch was approached by Lucas to direct "Return of the Jedi" in 1980 but declined in favor of directing the craptastic "Dune." Here's what Lynch's version might have looked like (youtube.com)	(78)
		The Clash - White Man in Hammersmith Palais (Live, Toyko) (youtube.com)	(39)

Sat June 06, 2009

	Ministry - Just One Fix (Live) (youtube.com)	(62)
	In honor of Aram Khachaturian's birthday, here is his most famous piece. Plate spinners not included (youtube.com)	(19)
	Moshe Kai Cavalin is 11 years old, has a college degree in astrophysics, wants to be a movie actor and compete in the Olympics. Submitter, still in pajamas, feels like an underacheiver (cnn.com)	(23)
(Some Fan)	Follow musician Ben Sollee as he rides a bike 330 miles (carrying his cello and 60 pounds of equipment) to play at the Bonnaroo Music Festival (vimeo.com)	(10)
	Why did the armadillo cross the road? (liveleak.com)	(19)
	Ant somehow gets onto vinyl record that's playing "Good Golly Miss Molly". Let's observe its valiant little struggle against 33 1/3 RPM (liveleak.com)	(33)
(Some Guy)	Sorry I'm late (stop-motion short film) (vimeo.com)	(11)
(Sublime Directory)	The funniest video of Dallas' Patrick Duffy and a crab discussing threesomes you'll see this weekend (blog.sublimedirectory.com)	(15)

Fri June 05, 2009

		Squirrel drunk on fermented pumpkins can't climb tree (youtube.com)	(43)
		In defense of public television: Johnny Cash sings a duet with Oscar the Grouch (youtube.com)	(15)
		Venezuelan cross-dresser puts on show in Minnesota Twins locker room (myfoxtwincities.com)	(12)
		The coolest stop-motion vampire weekend wedding invitation video you'll see all day (youtube.com)	(19)
		See what happens when you're fishing at the lake, and a dog walks up to you, and you try to boot the dog into the water? Hah? You see what happens? (liveleak.com)	(45)
		Chinese authorities using umbrellas to prevent reporting from Tiananmen Square (news.bbc.co.uk)	(48)
		Balls of steel, 20 years ago (youtube.com)	(101)
		Michael Jordan's top 10 dunks (nba.com)	(102)

Thu June 04, 2009

		How not to gracefully dismount a mini-excavator. (Not safe for work cussing at the end) (youtube.com)	(33)
		Wood Smoke: It's a Mad, Twirly, Swirly Mary Poppins Bumbershoot Thingee. Two and a half minutes that will make you feel quite dizzy, but in a very nice way (disembedded.wordpress.com)	(10)
		Japanese Action. See also: Weird, Awesome (youtube.com)	(24)
		From the redneck files...a tornado proof car. It's a twister..it's a twister (gmy.news.yahoo.com)	(37)
		Twenty-five years burning down the road. Happy birthday to Springsteen's "Born In The USA" (youtube.com)	(76)
		Drill, Baby Drill: The Erotic Musings of Glenn Beck part 1 (youtube.com)	(46)
		Worst (hilarious) TV intro ever. Renegades with Patrick Swayze and Tracy Scoggins. 1:48 of pure trite 80s fail (youtube.com)	(64)
		Bizarre long tongue tricks, videotaped during the only spare time this guy could free up in between dates (youtube.com)	(17)
		Amateur video of police attempting to arrest batshiat crazy man. You gotta admit, this guy can sure bust a rhyme under extreme duress (liveleak.com)	(63)
		Don't watch the speaker, watch the translator (youtube.com)	(26)

Wed June 03, 2009

	Just what the world has been waiting for--80s hits played on a ragtime piano (youtube.com)	(37)
(Water Sports)	Reporter in middle of live shot has automatic sprinklers turn on. Despite sudden showers, reports battles on (ksdk.com)	(23)
	Han Solo, P.I (youtube.com)	(23)
(AdAge)	How advertising negotiations sound when applied to real world situations (adage.com)	(11)
(Some Nanny)	Remember that awesome Alice in Wonderland remix? Now it comes in Mary Poppins (frogsoda.com)	(34)
(Gossip Beast)	Kobe's "rape victim" performs freestyle rap about her rape. Bonus: high-fives (gossipbeast.com)	(58)
	Soccer double-fail as coach and player both take a dive. Zidane seen laughing on the sideline (youtube.com)	(29)
(Some Guy)	In honor of Conan O'Brien taking over the Tonight Show, here are ten classic characters from his old show (manofest.com)	(32)
	Ron MacLean vs. NHL Commisioner Gary Bettman. Round 1....FIGHT (youtube.com)	(103)
	Random couple getting married at the NYC clerks office get a surprise wedding reception. Very cool in a rather schmaltzy way (youtube.com)	(42)
(Some Guy)	Ugliest looking goat you'll see today (video) (maniacworld.com)	(27)
	Happy 59th birthday to Suzi Quatro. LGT her as Leather Tuscadero on Happy Days, singing Johnny B. Goode. Bonus: Ralph Malph tickling the ivories, Richie Cunningham playing the guitar just like a ringing a bell. Just kidding, he sucks (youtube.com)	(41)

Tue June 02, 2009

		Today's epic WTF combines David Lynch and Godzilla. Why yes, it is from Japan (wtflolomgbbq.com)	(28)
		A Jim Henson-directed commercial from the 60s with what looks like a miniature Ernie in a suit of armor (youtube.com)	(24)
		David Letterman responds to being snubbed by 'The Tonight Show' once again (aintitcool.com)	(70)
		You'd think Canadian broadcasters would be used to this translation thing by now; at least enough to stop a frustrated translator from swearing live on-air (profanity in video) (youtube.com)	(28)

Mon June 01, 2009

	Drunk guy vs. bicycle (liveleak.com)	(44)
	Defeated bear returns to wild with donut crumbs and paintball welts (cbs4denver.com)	(36)
(NECN)	Ex-wife of 'Rockefeller' says she met him at 'Clue' party (necn.com)	(22)
(Some Guy)	MMA's 10 Most Mis-Matched Publicity-Stunt Fights, with all-on-one-page video goodness (cagepotato.com)	(17)
	Q: In a tug-o-war between a school bus and a dump trunk, who will win? A: rednecks (with profanity) (youtube.com)	(41)
	What would you do if you won the lottery? Reno 911 hazards a guess. Farkin hilarious and Not safe for work (gawker.com)	(50)
	Your daily WTF video comes from...Sesame Street? (youtube.com)	(26)