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Sun May 31, 2009

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Bruno teabags Eminem at the MTV Movie Awards (non-YouTube video) Not safe for work (gawker.com)	(170)
		Plane Overshoots Runways On Caribbean Island Of St. Barts (youtube.com)	(50)
		Astronauts also like to play with their food (youtube.com)	(25)
		Commercial for the newest chain restaurant in town: I.F.H. Mondays. Featuring a hung-over wait staff and some seriously Not Safe For Work language (funnyordie.com)	(33)
(hulu)		Finally, someone has combined the two best kinds of movie villain into one perfect storm of awesome (hulu.com)	(64)
		In 20 years we'll have to search for humans, what?? (youtube.com)	(36)
		The astounding world of the future (youtube.com)	(27)
		Best 70's music video you'll evar see (oldie but goodie) (youtube.com)	(54)
(Gorilla Mask)		The... well, something-est version of Dueling Banjos performed by hand farts you will see today (gorillamask.net)	(36)

Sat May 30, 2009

		This teeshirt will make you popular, make you date models and raise the dead (collegehumor.com)	(39)
		Bikini bandits strike parking lot of Lousiana gated community. Bikini bandits (cnn.com)	(15)
		"Big Yank" jeans commercial from the late '70s featuring a rare appearance by Sarah Holcomb (Caddyshack, Animal House) (boingboing.net)	(10)
		Viggo Mortensen as Lucifer, with one of the best lines ever uttered in cinema history (youtube.com)	(62)
		Behind the Music: The story of Keyboard Cat (youtube.com)	(43)
		The Power of Lard - like bacon, there's nothing it can't do (youtube.com)	(30)
		300 baud modem from 1964 successfully connects to internet, browses Wikipedia (youtube.com)	(126)
		Star Trek "wear red and you're dead" montage (with bonus ELO goodness) (youtube.com)	(28)
		Can't open that wine bottle? Here is the perfect solution using a toilet bowl (break.com)	(27)
		Play him off, Keyboard Green Day (colbertnation.com)	(20)

Fri May 29, 2009

		"Drunkenness is not a laughing matter" (liveleak.com)	(13)
		Don't tase me Hasbro (youtube.com)	(13)
		Tennis ingénue Michelle Larcher de Brito has shrieks that would make Monica Seles blush (youtube.com)	(39)
		Insane jump rope skills (collegehumor.com)	(19)
		Iceland might be on the brink of national bankruptcy, but they can still build the most badass 4x4 "Super Jeeps" on the planet (youtube.com)	(30)
		Huh. Fat people don't like being called fat. Good to know (cnn.com)	(97)

Thu May 28, 2009

	Take "The Touch" from Transformers. Mix in Linkin Park and a third-rate white boy rapper. The result is this shiattastic video (youtube.com)	(62)
	And now for your viewing pleasure, we present the greatest cartoon intro of the 90s. STREET SHARKS (youtube.com)	(107)
	I'll take promotional game show commercial outtakes you probably wish didn't exist for $1,000, Alex (youtube.com)	(25)
(Florida Today)	What's more important: Driving the car or eating the donut? Hint: look at the tag (floridatoday.com)	(38)
	Kim Possible's opening theme in other languages. Apparently Disney doesn't hire very good singers in the Middle East. Poland and Japan are awesome, though (youtube.com)	(39)
	Spectacular stop-motion video offers an animated perspective on the world wide web (youtube.com)	(46)
	Monster truck backflip (youtube.com)	(49)

Wed May 27, 2009

	Striking garbage collectors teach young girl a lesson in civic pride (youtube.com)	(95)
	Seeing dollar signs in the new trend of nutsack shaving, Proctor & Gamble releases an instructional video entitled "The Groin" (gawker.com)	(68)
	2 girls perform Toccata and Fugue in D minor, Tom Hanks big piano style (youtube.com)	(69)
(Some Guy)	You can now wash your cat without getting your eyes scratched out (kfbk.com)	(60)
	Overly-stimulated fan humps Spanish reporter (youtube.com)	(13)
(Some Guy)	Dog does squats with owner, hopes for steak (kfbk.com)	(8)
	The best Japanese commercial you will see today (youtube.com)	(42)
	Having solved all state problems, Texas lawmakers partition Senator's desk with yellow caution tape (statesman.com)	(22)
(Some Guy)	You know that time you watched a police officer speed by for no reason whatsoever? Remember when you dreamed of pulling him over? This guy had the balls to do it (thenewsjunkie.com)	(197)
	Neil Finn (51 today) can grab a random girl out of the audience, sit her down at the piano to play the same three notes for four minutes, and make it all sound like genius (youtube.com)	(54)
	Webcam left on: check. Smoking naked: check. Butt-sniffing dog: uh-oh (slight buttcrack in video) (youtube.com)	(43)
	Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together' (youtube.com)	(43)

Tue May 26, 2009

	The coolest coffee cup drumming video you will see all day (break.com)	(19)
	Three hot Christian girls talking: "...in a secular world, the three of us would get together and make a sex tape. It would be awful." (youtube.com)	(64)
(some goblin)	Don't you love those street performers who think they are statues. This girl doen't. Bonus: it's Spider-Man (frogsoda.com)	(62)
	POW Right in the ding-ding (break.com)	(34)
	A young Sarah Silverman on a local New England show in '85 (youtube.com)	(68)
	This is a pygmy jerboa and it's FREAKING WEIRD (youtube.com)	(100)
	I pity the fool... who doesn't root for the Cubbies (mlb.mlb.com)	(31)
	What could possibly be worse than Illinois Nazis? How about Midget Supremacists (youtube.com)	(21)
	Where do I get me one of these here La-Z-Boyz? (break.com)	(15)

Mon May 25, 2009

	Genesis for Farkers (youtube.com)	(38)
	Once again, Japan outdoes itself. This time featuring the Governator (youtube.com)	(18)
	Fan-made "Green Lantern" trailer stars Nathan Fillion, which will never happen in real life because he would be too awesome in it (youtube.com)	(60)
	As if being fully engulfed in flames earlier wasn't spectaular enough, THIS is how Vitor Miera ended his Indy 500 (youtube.com)	(28)
	Original trailer for "This Is Spinal Tap" doesn't show any of the movie, but features rockin' footage of the Scandanavian Cheese Festival (cinematical.com)	(38)
(MCT)	Two 8,000-lb. school buses racing, One hits wall head on. Wall Wins (michigancircletrack.com)	(47)