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Sun May 03, 2009

		Andy Griffith solo dancing. Yeah really. Also pro tip, John Stewart, Fox News and missing white girl, and anything else I may have missed that gurantees a green light	(30)
		Just in case you ever needed more evidence that people on the internet have too much time on their hands, exhibit A is on your left	(53)
		Private citizens donate assault rifles to underequipped local law enforcement	(28)
		This "Pregnant Women Are Smug" song says what we're all thinking	(58)
		Sunday Heavy Metal House Call; power metal with a death metal zest for whatever death metal zests for. 3 Inches of Blood- Destroy The Orcs	(120)
		Guitar Hero for Girls: Jam Out With Your Clam Out	(42)
		Hilarious Animaniacs 'Convert or Die' skit. How the hell did this ever get past network censors?	(91)
		At the start of a doorbuster sale, one little old lady decides to act out the title of Bel Kaufman's best-known work	(16)

Sat May 02, 2009

	Demolition derby where the cars pull camper trailers. Surprisingly it's not south of the Mason Dixon Line or even in the US	(34)
(KSBY-6)	Onboard video captures bus driver texting and then slamming full speed into stopped traffic. D'OH	(50)
	If you ever start feeling hopeful about the future of the human race... try watching this	(72)
	If you think kazoos are useless and silly toys, you are apparently not female	(47)
	Two words: pong shots	(35)
	Denise Richards sings "Take Me Out To The BallGame" at today's Chicago Cubs game. Sports fans agree: this is the worst affront to music and sport since Roseanne Barr's rendition of the National Anthem	(82)

Fri May 01, 2009

	The most illegal-looking iPhone app ever	(80)
	Captain Picard does his best Michigan J. Frog	(20)
	Yellow jackets nest + rubber band + slow motion camera = Mayhem	(73)
	If this kid played that in the cantina, he would definitively get shot first	(23)
(NYMag)	Watch William Shatner watching the "Star Trek" trailer for the first time: "I know I saw George Takei in that crowd scene"	(60)
	Create your own fake UFO video. Difficulty: A year from now, someone from AboveTopSecret will link to it with message "OMG, this is totally REAL"	(74)
	What do Hobbit nerds do while waiting for the next big-budget movie? Create their own amazing chapter online, of course	(56)
	Ladies and gentlemen ... the Chicken Tetrazzini Lady	(33)
	Stephen Colbert files his report on the latest flu: "Enemy Swine: A PigCalypse Now, The Coming Oink-Mageddon"	(15)

Thu April 30, 2009

		Kitten vs. Fan: CUTEALITY	(33)
		Suddenly, Japanese divers, hundreds of them	(57)
		Golfer tees up, drives a scorcher down the fairway. Off a tree, off a drinking fountain, nothing but a one foot drive	(44)
		1500+ students descend on University of Kentucky library for flash rave	(63)

Wed April 29, 2009

	Mike Golic gets waxed, and ESPN is kind enough to post the video for all to see	(26)
	Hugh Laurie is one patient doctor	(39)
(homerderby.com)	When idiots try to play baseball with a potato gun, you know something's gonna get mashed. And it ain't the potato	(37)
	100 days of "Fair & Balanced" coverage for the Obama administration on Fox News	(431)
	The coolest non-slow motion, slow motion, you'll see on a Tuesday. It'll make sense in a few seconds	(51)
	Adam West holds a yard sale outside the Batcave	(21)
	Twitter IRL - taking tweets to the streets	(12)
(TheDailyShow)	The Cramer Affair, Part Deux: torture defender Cliff May goes on the Daily Show and gets his ass handed to him in an interview lasting 20 minutes	(379)
	Guy offers 'deluxe hugs' for $2.00 next to 'Free Hugs' guy. Fark: Makes $36 in one hour	(45)
	Fark's favorite submitter, Some Guy, is keeping Jon Stewart updated on the swine flu pandemic that's already killed millions	(17)
	Runway fail	(60)

Tue April 28, 2009

	This should send you scrambling for your copy of Conan on DVD	(30)
	Waterskiing? Or holding on for dear life? Who cares, monkeys rule	(13)
	Creepy old man rambles on video about Scrubs theme song	(43)
	Best Video of Street Musicians you will see, you want to give em change	(40)
	Swine flu PSAs from 1976. You mean the world didn't end then either? Oh well, EVERYBODY PANIC	(17)
	In the university system, the students are amused by two groups of people, the free speech trolls and the administration douchebags. This is one such story	(306)
	Lost in the noise surrounding Miss California's stance on gay marriage, comes this gem from Miss Arizona on universal healthcare	(55)
	.60 Cal handgun FAIL. Dirty Harry laughs at your misfortune(Not safe for work language)	(51)
(Inquisitr)	Store creates racially awkward commercial about how their furniture is perfect for everybody: black people AND white people	(73)
	The 12 saddest world record attempts caught on video (some profanity and quick bare-ass flash)	(35)
	Watch this video. This video is of a dude that could definitely kick your ass six ways from Sunday	(49)
	Rehearsal for "Serenity" bar brawl kicks more butt than the one in the movie	(53)

Mon April 27, 2009

	OMG. De Plane De Plane EVERYBODY PANIC	(151)
	Old Kung Fu: Mystery Science Theater style	(24)
	Britney Spears waddles around on stage, climbs a motorcycle and loses her tampon. The Aristocrats	(240)
(Unreality)	The Most Unintentionally Funny Star Trek Fight Scenes	(18)
	Meet the .577 caliber T-Rex. Yes, the Palestinian drops it -- but so does everyone else	(75)
	Tony Danza rips on local news, not realizing he's on local news	(33)
(NBC.com)	Neil Patrick Harris baffles Jimmy Fallon with a card trick. Sad tag for Jimmy Fallon	(66)
	As a tribute to Bea Arthur, here she is getting hit on by Harvey Korman in the Star Wars cantina	(25)