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Sun April 12, 2009

		Scary hobo gangs led by Alice Cooper, spittle transformation juice, and Donald Pleasance as a priest. This is how you awaken "The Prince of Darkness"	(21)
		How to properly negotiate with your dentist. Bonus: British accent	(20)
		Happy Easter, from the late Sam Kinison (language not even REMOTELY safe for work)	(19)
		Wonderful explination of holidays from Jim Gaffigan, with a great Easter reference	(14)
		University of Alabama student solves a Rubik's Cube in freefall while skydiving	(39)
		It's the middle of morning rush hour at Antwerp's main train station, when all of a sudden 200 people invade dancing to Julie Andrews	(83)

Sat April 11, 2009

		If you weren't traumatized as a child by this episode of "Punky Brewster", consider yourself lucky	(70)
		Since it's Easter weekend, here's Lou Ferrigno throwing a bear into outer space	(36)
		A storm is coming, and the YouTube community is revolting	(115)
		Greatest dating ad ever (video contains profanity)	(41)
		Nanny state banks wanking in the office (some profanity)	(11)
		8 Kilomètres -- pretentious, stylish French version of 8 Mile	(10)
		Johnny Cash. Louis Armstrong. Pure WIN	(40)

Fri April 10, 2009

	Video of crazy lady being chased by cops in Orange County today	(84)
	Why you shouldn't overtake a truck that slows down	(56)
(maniac world)	The best cigar box guitar jam you'll see all doggone day	(12)
	If you're living in Scotland and you're dressing up in modern blinged-out blackface, don't be surprised if no one understands where you're coming from	(18)
	The only cause supported by every movie star (but one). Not safe for work language	(31)
	Not News: Pirates pirating. News: Pirates pirating Americans. Fark: Hillary Clinton finds it kinda funny	(139)
	The sickest NHL shootout goal you will see all week	(82)
	Penguins playing football on ice... do you need any more encouragement?	(22)
	B \| B	(30)

Thu April 09, 2009

	You don't have to be crazy to own a costume shop, but.... oh wait, YES, YES you do	(51)
	Most disturbing workplace safety video you'll see this week	(115)
	Off the backboard, into the rafters, off the heating duct, down the suspension wire - nothing but net	(17)
	Johnny loves scaring his mom with his creepy costume. She goes into labour every time	(20)
	Worst boxer ever. Even the commentators can't suppress fits of laughter	(90)
	"Fans are lining up today to be the first to purchase "Close Range" the hotly-anticipated video game in which players repeatedly shoot people point-blank in the face"	(25)
	Wolverine squeaky hammer toy. What could be weird about that?	(13)
	Todays "Seriously, WTF?" video brought to you by Dole and Japan	(16)
(The Daily Swarm)	Trent Reznor sits down and answers 40 minutes worth of questions about the music Industry. Also reveals to like Cece Penniston, Poison and Bel Biv Devoe	(41)
	The best video of a seal dancing like Michael Jackson you'll see all day	(18)
	Little House on the Prairie Blooper Reel. 7 words I doubt you ever expected	(31)
	When you hit your golf ball in the water, it sinks. When Vijay Singh does it, on purpose, it skips onto the green for a Hole in One	(83)
	"It took me 25 years to design this. ... It doesn't fit in a Rolodex because it doesn't belong in a Rolodex"	(92)

Wed April 08, 2009

	Whattya you mean funny. Funny how. How am I funny	(26)
	American Fidol	(9)
	It's a bold statement, but this could be the worst singing in the history of the Internets	(78)
	Out: strapping a camera to your pet cat. In: strapping a camera to your pet eagle	(47)
	Raccoon glory hole	(18)
(Some Guy)	Jon Stewart totally demolishes Hannity, Beck, et al. in another "Baracknophobia" segment	(210)
(Geno's World)	Robert Downey Jr. reveals that Jamie Foxx hands out cash to extras and that he's not dumb enough to start a fight with Mickey Rourke on the "Iron Man 2" set	(45)
	Did you know Frank Zappa appeared on the 1970's show "Make Me Laugh"? Did you know Gallagher was one of the comedians attempting to make Zappa laugh? Let's see how notorious belly-laugher Zappa did on "Make Me Laugh"	(62)
(Vimeo)	Relax and enjoy a spectacular timelapse startrail montage	(23)
	Times are so tough even Billy Mays is shilling health insurance	(23)

Tue April 07, 2009

	Insta-greenlight. Lightsabers, hot chicks in their underwear, beer	(61)
	We should all live in fear of North Korea's dongs	(16)
	Good night and good luck, Marie Olbermann	(67)
	Times are so tough Obama is even selling cars	(3)
	If you're on a blind date and the chick was prego would you still? Yeah I probably would too. Her boobs are huge	(57)
	Is he talking about wrestling or man-sex?	(20)
	After Wild Things, Spike Jonze adapts another 10-page children's book: Everyone Poops	(14)
(Some Guy)	Best 20 second MMA little guy vs big guy knockout you will see today (Possible Not safe for work language at end)	(75)
	Fox News finally unearths the cause of our nation's current problems: Mister Rogers	(87)

Mon April 06, 2009

	The Star Wars/Snatch mash-up, starring Brick Vader (with extreme not safe for work language)	(36)
	Just when you thought BK's King couldn't get any better (Cue Spongebob and Mix-A-Lot)	(42)
(Some Guy)	Snowmobile crosses creek (cool)...Hits tree after crossing creek (shiat). Not safe for work language	(26)
	Backyard mechanic comes out with cheaper vehicle for those who can only afford half a car payment	(35)
	What do you get when you breed a Snuggie with a ShamWow?	(24)
	The infamous Disney 'dream factory' apparently invented copy and paste	(87)