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Sun March 22, 2009

		R/C airplane freak demonstrates his mad skills inside a school gymnsium	(47)
		A nice friendly game of darts, using cars as the darts	(21)
		Credit crunch hits elderly weightlifters	(17)
		For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Except in this case, where the reaction contains 100% more WTF and OMG cool power	(68)
		The best temper tantrum from a goalie you'll see all day	(41)
		Man talks about his mystic powers on live Turkish TV program. He believes he can see the future and can fly. He suddenly demonstrates his powers before a stunned audience	(70)
		"Ow, My Balls" will be right back after a word from our sponsor	(41)
		Portia DiRossi apologizes for being married and all the horrible suffering it had caused	(52)
		Zee greatest model trainzet in zee verld. Ja	(40)
		This guy moves 22,000 lb concrete slabs. By himself. With no machinery. And you thought farking with your mouse in your underwear was accomplishing something (an oldie but goodie)	(72)
		The best amputee ballet video you'll see all day	(22)

Sat March 21, 2009

	You know, back in St Olaf it took us 300 steps to change a light bulb. It still does	(28)
	The very first Popeye cartoon. Featuring a topless Betty Boop, Racism, Violence beyond belief, and the death of Bluto. They just don't make fun cartoons like this anymore. (SFW)	(71)
	Sometimes at the Highland Games, the hammer throws YOU	(19)
	You'll never look at olive loaf the same	(22)
	Amateur video captures the amazing atmospheric 'Sun Dog' phenomenon	(35)
(The March to Madness)	A security guard from hell swipes a John 3:16 sign from a fan during Sienna's double overtime victory over Ohio State on Friday night in Dayton	(35)
	Oh, I see what you did there	(36)
	Left. LEFT. YOUR OTHER LEFT. groan (contains some profanity)	(28)
	Snowmobile? check. Video camera? Check. Unstable snow slab? D00000d	(14)
	This kid's "uncool" factor is either doubled or cancelled out, I'm not sure which	(48)

Fri March 20, 2009

		Tips for the home office crowd	(25)
		Funniest stand-up comedian ever	(79)
		What's in the box?	(71)
		So I guess people in PA like to hunt deer	(34)
		Lindsay Lohan's new perfume commercial has the production values of a high school film club	(39)
		Today's useless iPhone app is the virtual mouth. Creepy	(32)
		Humans are not animals?	(50)
		Louis Armstrong & Jack Teagarden tear it up at the 1958 Newport Jazz Festival. Audience responds as you would expect	(45)

Thu March 19, 2009

(Some Tripped-Out Engineer)	I don't know what this toy is, but this will haunt your nightmares	(53)
	The Evolution of Batman's Iconic Logo	(25)
	Ren und Stimpy und Jubel Jubel freu freu	(20)
(Some Guy)	News reporter LOLs at tragedy	(30)
(Some Geek)	Cute Dutch girl? Check. Weird synth sound? Check. Touch screen drum machine? Check. Geeks, kick back and enjoy this one woman band	(77)
	The Japanese may have some weird TV shows, but at least they properly train their kids for zombie invasions	(25)
	A: Get your drunk ass thrown out of club. B: Unsuccessfully fight with bouncer. C: Teach him a lesson by repeatedly ramming your truck into the building. D: Goodbye to nice truck	(40)
	Underwater volcano sends huge plume of smoke and ash into the Pacific sky. Scary, but also wicked cool	(50)
	Well, I suppose it's not the worst thing these guys could do to a flock of sheep	(42)
	Kittycat spots housefly crawling on the floor. Cat decides to kill the hell out of it, resulting in a most excellent housefly victory	(33)
	Gigantic flocks of birds flying in hypnotizing patterns makes for some kick-ass video. Here's a beaut from South Africa	(21)
	What if STAR TREK Was Made by Country Folk?	(38)

Wed March 18, 2009

		Four-year old shows his basketball skills and inevitably on cue, the pushy dad	(74)
		Today would've been Wilson Pickett's 68th birthday - and here's the Man-And-A-Half himself on Soul Tran with "I'm In Love"	(22)
		"These people are throwing up with anger. They're pissing up against the walls in anger. This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen. The populist uprising has begun."	(46)
		Lemonade à la boom	(8)
		A ten-second videoclip of a fat kid crashing his bicycle has been remastered into a kickin' hip-hop track. Awwww...Awwww....Awwww	(19)
		South African cement conveyor in action	(20)

Tue March 17, 2009

	Morning TV news show calls random person on the air to hear 'phrase that pays'. Person reached is NOT happy with the early call (Not safe for work language)	(32)
	Impressive	(32)
	In what other sport would you see something as pathetic as this?	(132)
	From Silence The Musical, the enthralling "Put the Farking Lotion in the Basket". Bonus: Recreated by Legos. (Not safe for work)	(21)
	The tastiest solar cell you can make in your home. Bonus: vodak is involved. Double-bonus: so are powdered doughnuts	(27)
	Goalkeeper Fail	(26)
(Some Guy)	Amazing video made from 15,000 still photos. Bonus, in HD	(52)
	"Firstly, can I just congratulate Gary on the size of his bulge." (Not safe for work language)	(20)
	The Pogues. And the Dubliners. "The Irish Rover". Bonus: Shane with teeth	(31)
	Four Words: Mom at Spring Break (bring your own bleach)	(69)

Mon March 16, 2009

	If you think you can park wherever you want, just make sure it's not in a boatyard where the owner has also parked lots of handy, powerful forklifts	(29)
	There's a reason for everything. For instance, the reason no one else is parking on that beautiful, empty, shining parking lot is because it's a pond	(18)
	Motorcycle burnout fail	(18)
	Ladies, you've been replaced	(67)
(Some Guy)	The 10 Funniest Movie Trailer Mash-Ups. Bonus: All on one page	(31)
	I cast fireball at the darkness	(27)