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Sun March 08, 2009

		The biggest crocodile you'll see this week	(18)
		Bizarre moments of MST3K	(13)
		If you think stupid is standing in front of a charging bull with a camera, well meet stupid	(10)
		MC Godwin	(13)
		In honor of Mickey Dolenz's 64th birthday, here's a fun ragtime/acid rock/scat piece he wrote for the Monkees. BONUS: They play their own instruments	(43)
		Dude plays thirty-two songs in eight minutes. Lot of things in short amount of time trifecta now complete	(20)
		The amazing GE windmill	(48)
		Now a children's entertainer, lead singer of the Presidents of the United States of America delivers his first solo performance to 4-and-under crowd. Kids caught moshing get a 'time out' in the corner	(22)
		The complete works of Shakespeare in five minutes	(7)
		Forrest Gump in one minute, in one take	(32)

Sat March 07, 2009

		Pinky and the Brain, Tongue Twister; and oh boy is it ever	(81)
		Kid learns you don't mess with Mickey at Disneyland. It's HIS house	(27)
		"Habanera" from Carmen - beautiful music by beautiful people	(59)
		Who knew baby chicks were made in a factory?	(65)
		I'll see your "band plays in Ikea" and raise you a "Band infiltrates McDonalds, Reserve Bank and Scientology reading rooms" (contains some profanity)	(12)
		Woman films very strange phenomenon happening in the sky near her home. What the hell is happening here?	(76)
		CNN report in London catches robbery in progress	(14)
		If you're missing a pontoon boat, you might want to check out the Tar River Reservoir dam before Monday	(17)

Fri March 06, 2009

(Crackle)	Death From Above 1979 on Conan O'Brien, Max Weinberg takes over the drumkit then things get weird	(61)
	In case you had forgotten how bad the eighties were, here's a trailer for "Killer Clowns from Space"	(37)
(Spinner)	Rivers Cuomo tell stories behind all his songs, even admits to ripping off Nirvana, Jeff Buckley, Aerosmith and.... Slipknot?	(20)
	French horn tribute to John Williams	(17)
	Band infiltrates Ikea and play set in their kitchen department	(31)
	The only thing worse than bear cavalry. Be afraid	(25)
	Extreme pogo sticking (some Not safe for work language)	(17)
	Three roommates. One is a Cylon...whatever that is and the other two just suck	(9)
	So you can make your dog play golf, shake hands, rollover and play dead. How about your parrot?	(12)
	Obama doesn't like Billy Ocean	(10)
	Shocking footage of the delivery of the Octuplets. Jimmy Kimmel Live is there	(18)
	"Now going to the bank is like going to the f**king DMV." (Obvious not safe for work language)	(17)
	Les Claypool discusses his Metallica audition while wearing a cool-ass "Reanimator" t-shirt	(73)
	The best collaboration of instructional music videos you've seen...evar. So damn good, there should be an AWESOME tag	(55)
	Amazing 35ft vertical ski jump world record	(29)

Thu March 05, 2009

	Hysteria, audio problems, mumbling, Hitler-like gestures: Michael Jackson gives press conference announcing final curtain-call	(53)
(Gorilla Mask dot net)	Watchmen as a 1980's Saturday Morning Cartoon	(56)
	What's worse than clowns? Child clowns	(34)
	Amazing Watchmen 100ft Water Projection (world biggest) of Dr. Manhattan (VIDEO)	(95)
	Man gets hit by truck that gets hit by train, two for flinching	(46)
	Why pay attention to public opinion polls when the DOW industrial average obviously measures President Obama's success	(34)
	Best video of bridges being blown up set to opera music you'll see all day	(25)
	Town builds 2-ton popcorn ball. This is CNN	(13)
	Colbert....innnn.....spaaaaaaaace	(42)
	Mother of God. I don't think it's possible for a prank to be more evil than this	(80)

Wed March 04, 2009

		What if The Office was a musical ... wait, it already is	(22)
		That Jean-Luc Picard	(47)
		Those are some mighty fine motorcycle skills you got there Luigi	(30)
		Has-Been 'Vanilla Ice' apologizes for putting you through all that fake crap in the early 1990's. SNARK: Sounds like a set-up for a reality show	(30)
		Clip from the very first season of "Ow, My Balls"	(36)
		Happy 40th birthday to Chastity Bono -- that naughty little devil	(25)

Tue March 03, 2009

		Burnout fail	(31)
		"Super Mario" on an Oud	(42)
		"Eyes right!" Canadian troops return the salute of a young Belgian boy	(112)
		The perfect date	(29)
		Through the power of science, here is the best instructional video that's ever been made: How to make mushrooms taste like bacon	(42)
		What R2D2 was really saying in Star Wars Episode I (Not safe for work subtitles)	(52)
		You're about to watch the Tunguska-sized asteroid that flew past Earth a measly 45,000 miles away on Monday. That's my soul up there	(69)
		Two Words: "President Limbaugh"	(88)
		Hundreds of spectators at RC rocket launch get to play "Sim Southern Israel" when parachute aboard six-foot rocket fails to deploy	(49)
		Now HERE'S something you don't see every day: Huge brawl breaks out during US vs. Canada paraplegic hockey game	(64)
		How to stack tires....while still in motion	(16)

Mon March 02, 2009

		Whatever you think about soccer, you have to appreciate this Italian wonder goal at the weekend	(84)
		How to change a wheel on a motorcycle... while still in motion	(28)
		Digger Phelps Dances. And Dances. And Dances	(23)
		Grandma's ruining the band for those kids	(26)
		Shipbreaking made almost, well, beautiful	(38)
		Excessive celebration ruling now added to ping pong	(24)
		I can't tell if he's being funny or Swedish, but that is one hell of a stapler	(35)
		We've secretly replaced reality with Jesus, lets see if anybody notices	(135)