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Sun December 14, 2008

(Some Farkette)	Making good on a dare that she wouldn't submit her short film when it was finished, submitter presents: the cutest clockwork girl you'll see all day	(84)
	Kanye West performs at SNL, forgets to plug his autotune to disastrous results	(91)
	Karate chop master 0, Coconuts 8	(42)
(Some Guy)	Definition of cheeky: Going into a pizza restauant and eating a pizza -- that was just delivered by a competitor	(50)
	Merry Christmas from Darth Vader, Freddy Kruger, Chucky, Jason and others	(12)

Sat December 13, 2008

(Some Guy)	This is what an American looks like. Complete with Batman and South Park poster	(45)
	Peter Sellers recites "A Hard Day's Night"	(16)
	Another Wii casualty	(60)
	Japanese tea commercial with caterpillars is cute, then sad, then weird, then really weird	(22)
	Cats don't need a stupid exercise machine when they've got a sliding board	(32)
	The Westboro Baptist Church made a nice video for Christmas this year	(93)
	Step 1 Find abandoned airfield. Step 2 Acquire lots of orange cones. Step 3 FUN	(53)
	Hate parking far away from the store because you have to walk? Imagine being this guy	(90)
	Now some people think fun with wildlife is cruel	(5)
	In America front loaders are used in construction work. In Mexico, they do this	(22)
	40 Inspirational speeches in 2 minutes	(37)

Fri December 12, 2008

		Can a video containing a monkey be both cute and creepy at the same time?	(10)
		The most beautiful song about adultery ever	(60)
		The most cutest video of pugs you will see today	(12)
		Luckiest rally car fan EVAR	(12)
		If you had had these teachers, you would have never dropped out and you wouldn't be living in a van down by the river	(30)
		One of the most evil levels in video game history: the Wind Tunnel from "Battletoads"	(89)
		Three years before SNL, John Belushi, Christopher Guest, and Chevy Chase went on the road with this Joe Cocker parody	(14)
		In response to the vids earlier this week of weird guitar playing, I'm all in with a six-necked guitar complete with keyboard and telephone	(17)
		Satan's price for no Chris Cocker videos in 2008's top ten: Two from the Jonas Brothers	(10)
		"Ain't no FARKIN' THELMA HERE, MAN". Classic opening scene to 'Amazon Women on the Moon' with Arsenio Hall	(33)

Thu December 11, 2008

	Romanian politicians prove they have the manners of gypsies	(40)
	Ninja kittens do not wait until Caturday	(34)
(FrogSoda)	In case you are new to Fark, this is what you missed this year	(20)
	Damn kids with their RC plane, get off my lawn	(6)
(Some Guy)	Refrigerator cat loves his pineapple	(20)
	Video of Oasis, David Beckham in Ricky Hatton's pre-fight dressing room. Still waiting on video of Coldplay, Cristiano invading De La Hoya's space	(11)
	Remember Britney Spears' live microphone? Here is Enrique Iglesias' real voice recorded during playback for TV show	(33)
	Bill O'Reilly does NOT have a secret stash at Fox News studios	(34)
	The creepiest McDonald's retro commercial you'll see today. There's a whole mess of wrong going on here	(49)
	Celebrate your inner guido with some classic Gino Vanelli	(17)
	"Have you been naughty or nice this year? :)"	(16)
	If there was an award for "Quickest Thinking While Tons Of Deadly Steel Hurtle Towards You", this cop wins running away	(36)

Wed December 10, 2008

	Geekiest kite you'll see today	(17)
(Some Guy)	Not sure WTF is up with this video, but if you don't like it this old woman will pop a cap in your ass	(20)
	Remember that time you went hiking, and your buddy warned you not to eat those mushrooms, but you did anyway?	(25)
	Mosh pits are full of pussies these days	(30)
	Man playing with pens, pretty boring...WHAM, didn't see that coming	(58)
	Never kissed a girl? This should get you excited	(57)
(Some Guy)	The cutest fake animal Christmas song you will see today	(8)
	A crack addict, a coke addict, a meth addict, and a chocoholic - together they form the most powerful crime-fighting robot in the universe	(10)
	Old and busted: mini radio-controlled helicopters that fly around living rooms. New hotness: Big radio-controlled helicopter with M1911 .45 caliber pistol in nose to take care of neighbor's yapyap dog	(44)
	I see your Stanley Jordan video and reraise you Justin King tapping on both necks of his double-neck acoustic at the same time	(26)
	McDonald's television ad from 1967. Get a load of those fries	(69)
	Woman SUV driver gets back at tow truck	(31)
	I see your guy with a camera recording himself doing two parts of a song and raise you Stanley Jordan actually playing two guitars at the same time	(20)
	Has to be seen to be believed: extreme wheelchairing	(40)

Tue December 09, 2008

	Gimme mah brolly Nom nom nom	(28)
	Size matters	(26)
	Super Mario Bros. 2 theme with two guitars, played Django Reinhardt style	(13)
	One incredible strings player takes on BOTH parts of the Handel-Halvorsen Passacaglia. Just listen, it's awesome	(46)
	Sting was not always a lute-playing poofter, during his Police days back in the early 80's he could threaten & spit at mud-throwing audience members pretty convincingly	(18)
	Metallica remakes "Thriller" video with Soviet war zombies, which is infinitely more pleasant than having to watch balding middle-aged men sadly clenching their teeth and making devil horns with their hands	(58)
	Feeling jaded about the economy this Christmas? This song's for you. Father Christmas by the Kinks	(13)
	Strangest foul called by a referee you'll ever see	(27)
	Steve Young gets pelted with souvenir cup during MNF postgame wrap up results in another concussion. Bonus Stuart Scott toolishly referring to the football as "the rock"	(47)
	A Monty Python classic: Silly Olympics	(10)
	Interviewer at 2:27: "This is a disaster" - You hit the nail on the head there, pal	(22)
	Chris Matthews in a minute. Can you imagine this guy on the senate floor? Can you? Can you? CAN YOU?	(35)
	Race car driver takes hands off steering wheel to celebrate victory before crossing the finish line - guess what happens next? Epic Fail	(14)
	In 1969, a 14-year-old Beatle fanatic convinced John Lennon to do an interview from his Bed-in in Toronto. Here are his idealistic ramblings turned into an awesome animated movie	(12)
	This guy was the biggest name in music 35 years ago this month. Unfortunately for him, the hype only lasted for the one month. I see all of your obscure flashes in the pan and raise you the biggest one of them all -- Jobriath	(74)
(Some Guy)	Here's your NFL catch of the year. By the way, someone check that guy's gloves	(66)
(TrailerAddict)	Paramount asks us to consider Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.) for a Best Supporting Actor nomination through two hilarious TV spots	(18)
	The only thing more manly than being on "All My Children" and "Dancing With The Stars"? Flashing your thong on-air	(30)
	Home video taken immediately after the F-18 crash in San Diego neighborhood. Emergency response nowhere to be seen when this footage was taken	(63)
	When armadillos attack	(14)
	Wanna get to sleep tonight? Don't watch this short film	(50)

Mon December 08, 2008

	Im a shark, Im a shaaaark, eat my diiiiick, Im a shaaark	(31)
	Robin Williams on the 2008 elections: "Where did they get Sarah Palin? Did Ronald Reagan have a kid with Posh Spice?"	(118)
	Plaxico Burress' PSA on gun safety. "You see a gun, you leave that mothaf**ka alone."	(25)
	Japanese game shows versus French game shows? Yeah, Japan surrenders. Yes, you read that right	(61)
	Today would have been Jim Morrison's 65th birthday. Here's 1967's "Light My Fire"	(32)
	This video has lots of barking, of salesmen...OF SALESMEN	(22)
	What song is the guitar solo in this song ripped off from? It's been bugging some TFer for like three weeks	(95)
	Man gets ticket for going 15 over the limit on his bike, demonstrates precisely the correct attitude to take with the cop and the judge	(69)
(Some Geek)	The best Stars Wars/How the Grinch Stole Christmas spoof you'll see all day	(13)
	And now for something completely different: A collection of movie swears (Audio Not safe for work)	(19)
	Witness the epic fail of perhaps the dumbest family in Family Feud history	(28)
	Respectful McCain campaign respectfully releases previously unaired ad respectfully featuring Imam Jeremiah Wright	(35)
	"The Happy Organ" - it's Monday, to this'll either cheer you up or put you over the edge	(61)
	Jeremy Clarkson demonstrates a new market for Ford to assault. Jeep keeps hero tag and fond memories	(54)
(SpikedHumor)	So we need six basketballs, and a hologram? I think there's a party at 41625 (contains profanity)	(13)
	10 Toys that make you gay	(80)