(Some Guy)		MLS goalkeeper scores winning 81-yard goal... in his very first game	(9)
		Chubby cuppy cake boy	(12)
		Here comes Firetruck #1, heading east-west. Here comes Firetruck #2, heading north-south. Now let's fire up the CCTV for some rarely seen smash-em-up	(27)
		An adorable kid sees a lobster for the first time. Bonus om nom nom nom	(38)
		No, you can't be cooler than this guy	(28)
		This might just be the greatest TV commercial....EVAR	(69)
		Today's WTF video is a riot between police in Sao Paulo and.... police in Sao Paulo	(12)
		Home video of a starling that can speak. Incredibly creepy sounding	(33)
		If we are going to talk about old men supergroups. How about throwing together some Yardbirds and Faces with some Stones?	(3)
		The only thing better than Jackie Chan is Jackie Chan, dubbed in the original German	(20)
		Panelists discuss if there was too much sex, profanity and obscure metaphors in Wednesday's critically acclaimed HBO Presidential debate (Not safe for work language)	(11)
		"We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots"	(50)
		This is one holiday decoration worth taking down the christmas lights for	(18)

		One of Mike Patton's catchiest song, Faith No More's "Falling To Pieces," before forming Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Fantomas and countless other side projects	(50)
(Some Guy)		Alec Baldwin in his best acting performance of his entire life	(35)
		Bob Dylan, George Harrison, Neil Young, Roger McGuinn, Tom Petty & Eric Clapton share the stage. There is not enough awesome in the world to describe this footage	(74)
		Spend your Saturday having a little phone sex... with Mr. Show	(6)
		Terry Tate takes on Palin over the issue of reading. Good lord video CGI has come a long way	(28)
		Ten video game movies that could be the worst of all-time	(68)
		Best movie knife fight ever	(26)
		Some sharp-eyed dude with nothing better to do with his life spots a subliminal message in a KFC "Snacker" commercial	(50)
		The Hulk cartoon theme.........WTF?	(28)

		99 year old grandmother teaches you how to switch your tv over to digital signals	(19)
		Awkward quote from Philly's player: "When you're getting your ass hammered by guys there's no better feeling"	(51)
		The Daily Show defends Joe the Plumber in an attempt to confuse and destroy the PITA once and for all	(145)
		Samantha Bee and Jason Jones sit down with eight undecided voters to figure out what they are waiting to hear	(27)
		The original Peter Gunn tv show (1958). Smoky bar, cool jazz, cliche'd dialogue, smokin' hot blonde. Subby weeps for modern Hollywood	(32)
		Mike Judge turns 45. Was boy who ain't right, is now old man obsessed with his grass. Heh heh, subby said gr-ass	(74)
		Rocket-armed pitcher has an explosive fastball. Not safe for work ads	(21)
		The literal hits keep on coming. Head over Heels, the literal video version	(33)
		Buddy is at his new girlfriend's place and you need a wingman? Don't worry, you can use your cell	(16)
		Barack Obama at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner	(87)
		John McCain at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial dinner	(94)
		How to shower as a woman/How to shower as a man	(42)
		McCain calls JFK assasination an "intervention" (at about 29 seconds)	(113)

		Tom Lehrer's "LY" song from The Electric Company. Nostalgic. Nostalgic. Nostalgic - ly	(10)
		I'll give you a 2 on the singing, but a 10 on your dismount	(27)
		So what do you think about the voter scanda...OH GOD MY EYES KILL IT KILL IT	(7)
		Cool: You're on live news from the floor of the exchange. Not cool: Someone stuck a dick to your back. w/ bonus "Who put this dick on my back?" dialog	(24)
		McCain's Thoughts During Last Night's Debate	(33)
		Steve Jones and friends singing the plot of "There Will Be Blood" to the tune of Anarchy In The UK	(7)
(Some Guy)		Old Peter Pan commercial. With bonus Steven Colbert?	(11)
		It's Flea's birthday today, here he is doing what he does best with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, slapping that bass like it's going outta style	(56)
(Cambot)		MST3K guys synch commentary to Hulu video stream for free. Hulu vs Joost is the new Mike vs Joel	(23)
		The Giant Spider Invasion - Theatrical Trailer (1975)	(28)
		Star Wars according to a 3 year old	(28)
(Some Guy)		Joe the Plumber on the debate: "Obama's proposal scares me because it's just one more step towards socialism"	(142)
		Using the Zoetropes principle, some dude created a bunch of special 3D discs that he set spinning using an old fashioned turntable to create the illusion of 3D movement. It's pretty far out, man	(20)
		Hidden camera crew films man asking for directions while huge portrait of "direction man" is carried right in front of them. Nobody notices. The last bit is a shocker	(22)
		Porn star Teri Weigel for McCain. More proof his campaign is going to the dogs	(70)
		Remember how Superman would take six shots to the chest, then duck when the empty gun was thrown at him? This is kind of like that, with a Glock	(42)
		Obama leaves McCain dumbstruck during the third debate	(537)

		CNN Anchor calls a political contributor a CU*Tributor. Twice. Not work safe audio	(30)
(Some Guy)		Tampa Bay Rays manager Joe Maddon has the hots for purple-suited TBS reporter Craig Sager	(14)
		Is Sarah Palin the mother from "Bobby's World"?	(48)
		Apparently, it takes more then a paperclip, shoestring and a rubberband for TV execs to get it. CBS uploads full episodes of "MacGyver" to Youtube	(25)
		John McCain, I'd like to introduce you to Keith Olberman's pimp hand	(244)
		This is why they waited until 1981 to come out with MTV	(71)

		"Screaming Peacocks on Drugs." Is it: A) Horror movie? B) Hot new band? Or C) Real problem? If you guess anything but C), welcome to your first day of Fark. Now guess the state	(17)
(Some Guy)		Fenway Park Soda Vendors are Jerks	(54)
		"The Dark Knight" meets "Toy Story 2"	(24)
		David Frum goes on Rachel Maddow's show and accuses her of ruining the tone of politics	(371)
		Do you like videos of buildings and bridges and stadiums and shiat being totally destroyed by controlled demolition shut up of course you do, so here's a metric buttload of destruction. Enjoy	(31)
		The ending to this 17-second video should not have been unforeseen, yet subby was surprised	(57)
		Watch Sam Shepard as Chuck Yeager break the sound barrier in his X-1 ("Glamorous Glennis"), just like 61 years ago today. Except Chuck did it for real, with two broken ribs and the right stuff	(54)
		John Cleese demotes Michael Palin from the Funniest Palin He Knows perch. Sarah Palin seen pining for the fjords	(45)
		This female soccer player has more ball-handling skills than most fark members do	(27)

		This pilot deserves mad props for adverting a serious crash when a tire catches on fire during takeoff	(30)
		YouTube answers what philosophers have been pondering for thousands of years. Can you crash a couch? Yes	(43)
		Lightning bolt destroys transformer 50 feet away from some dude. (Not safe for work language)	(69)
		Family keeps webbed fingers in an attempt to breed the next Olympic gold medal swimmer	(26)
		Oh god, I think that might actually be his real hair	(32)
		˩ ˩ ˩ ˩ ˩ ˩ ... L L ˩ ˩ L L .... L L L L ˩ ˩ .... L L L L L L ..... Taa DAAA	(67)
(Pugorama)		Adam Savage from "Mythbusters" demonstrates two high-speed camera shots from an upcoming "sobering up" episode at a hacker convention. The face slap is great but the treadmill is epic (NSFW pics on side bar)	(36)
		Michigan fans get Rick Roll'd	(42)
		Balance	(29)