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Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
Sun October 19, 2008
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MLS goalkeeper scores winning 81-yard goal... in his very first game |
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Chubby cuppy cake boy |
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Here comes Firetruck #1, heading east-west. Here comes Firetruck #2, heading north-south. Now let's fire up the CCTV for some rarely seen smash-em-up |
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An adorable kid sees a lobster for the first time. Bonus om nom nom nom |
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No, you can't be cooler than this guy |
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This might just be the greatest TV commercial....EVAR |
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Today's WTF video is a riot between police in Sao Paulo and.... police in Sao Paulo |
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Home video of a starling that can speak. Incredibly creepy sounding |
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If we are going to talk about old men supergroups. How about throwing together some Yardbirds and Faces with some Stones? |
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The only thing better than Jackie Chan is Jackie Chan, dubbed in the original German |
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Panelists discuss if there was too much sex, profanity and obscure metaphors in Wednesday's critically acclaimed HBO Presidential debate (Not safe for work language)  |
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"We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots" |
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This is one holiday decoration worth taking down the christmas lights for |
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Sat October 18, 2008
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One of Mike Patton's catchiest song, Faith No More's "Falling To Pieces," before forming Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Fantomas and countless other side projects |
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Alec Baldwin in his best acting performance of his entire life |
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Bob Dylan, George Harrison, Neil Young, Roger McGuinn, Tom Petty & Eric Clapton share the stage. There is not enough awesome in the world to describe this footage  |
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Spend your Saturday having a little phone sex... with Mr. Show |
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Terry Tate takes on Palin over the issue of reading. Good lord video CGI has come a long way |
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Ten video game movies that could be the worst of all-time |
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Best movie knife fight ever |
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Some sharp-eyed dude with nothing better to do with his life spots a subliminal message in a KFC "Snacker" commercial |
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The Hulk cartoon theme.........WTF? |
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Fri October 17, 2008
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99 year old grandmother teaches you how to switch your tv over to digital signals |
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Awkward quote from Philly's player: "When you're getting your ass hammered by guys there's no better feeling"  |
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The Daily Show defends Joe the Plumber in an attempt to confuse and destroy the PITA once and for all |
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Samantha Bee and Jason Jones sit down with eight undecided voters to figure out what they are waiting to hear |
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The original Peter Gunn tv show (1958). Smoky bar, cool jazz, cliche'd dialogue, smokin' hot blonde. Subby weeps for modern Hollywood |
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Mike Judge turns 45. Was boy who ain't right, is now old man obsessed with his grass. Heh heh, subby said gr-ass  |
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Rocket-armed pitcher has an explosive fastball. Not safe for work ads |
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The literal hits keep on coming. Head over Heels, the literal video version |
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Buddy is at his new girlfriend's place and you need a wingman? Don't worry, you can use your cell |
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Barack Obama at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner  |
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John McCain at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial dinner  |
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How to shower as a woman/How to shower as a man |
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McCain calls JFK assasination an "intervention" (at about 29 seconds) |
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Thu October 16, 2008
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Tom Lehrer's "LY" song from The Electric Company. Nostalgic. Nostalgic. Nostalgic - ly |
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I'll give you a 2 on the singing, but a 10 on your dismount |
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So what do you think about the voter scanda...OH GOD MY EYES KILL IT KILL IT |
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Cool: You're on live news from the floor of the exchange. Not cool: Someone stuck a dick to your back. w/ bonus "Who put this dick on my back?" dialog |
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McCain's Thoughts During Last Night's Debate |
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Steve Jones and friends singing the plot of "There Will Be Blood" to the tune of Anarchy In The UK |
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Old Peter Pan commercial. With bonus Steven Colbert? |
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It's Flea's birthday today, here he is doing what he does best with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, slapping that bass like it's going outta style |
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MST3K guys synch commentary to Hulu video stream for free. Hulu vs Joost is the new Mike vs Joel |
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The Giant Spider Invasion - Theatrical Trailer (1975) |
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Star Wars according to a 3 year old |
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Joe the Plumber on the debate: "Obama's proposal scares me because it's just one more step towards socialism" |
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Using the Zoetropes principle, some dude created a bunch of special 3D discs that he set spinning using an old fashioned turntable to create the illusion of 3D movement. It's pretty far out, man |
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Hidden camera crew films man asking for directions while huge portrait of "direction man" is carried right in front of them. Nobody notices. The last bit is a shocker |
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Porn star Teri Weigel for McCain. More proof his campaign is going to the dogs |
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Remember how Superman would take six shots to the chest, then duck when the empty gun was thrown at him? This is kind of like that, with a Glock |
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Obama leaves McCain dumbstruck during the third debate  |
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Wed October 15, 2008
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CNN Anchor calls a political contributor a CU*Tributor. Twice. Not work safe audio |
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Tampa Bay Rays manager Joe Maddon has the hots for purple-suited TBS reporter Craig Sager |
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Is Sarah Palin the mother from "Bobby's World"? |
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Apparently, it takes more then a paperclip, shoestring and a rubberband for TV execs to get it. CBS uploads full episodes of "MacGyver" to Youtube |
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John McCain, I'd like to introduce you to Keith Olberman's pimp hand |
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This is why they waited until 1981 to come out with MTV |
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Tue October 14, 2008
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"Screaming Peacocks on Drugs." Is it: A) Horror movie? B) Hot new band? Or C) Real problem? If you guess anything but C), welcome to your first day of Fark. Now guess the state |
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Fenway Park Soda Vendors are Jerks |
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"The Dark Knight" meets "Toy Story 2" |
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David Frum goes on Rachel Maddow's show and accuses her of ruining the tone of politics |
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Do you like videos of buildings and bridges and stadiums and shiat being totally destroyed by controlled demolition shut up of course you do, so here's a metric buttload of destruction. Enjoy |
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The ending to this 17-second video should not have been unforeseen, yet subby was surprised |
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Watch Sam Shepard as Chuck Yeager break the sound barrier in his X-1 ("Glamorous Glennis"), just like 61 years ago today. Except Chuck did it for real, with two broken ribs and the right stuff |
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John Cleese demotes Michael Palin from the Funniest Palin He Knows perch. Sarah Palin seen pining for the fjords |
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This female soccer player has more ball-handling skills than most fark members do |
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Mon October 13, 2008
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This pilot deserves mad props for adverting a serious crash when a tire catches on fire during takeoff |
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YouTube answers what philosophers have been pondering for thousands of years. Can you crash a couch? Yes |
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Lightning bolt destroys transformer 50 feet away from some dude. (Not safe for work language)  |
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Family keeps webbed fingers in an attempt to breed the next Olympic gold medal swimmer |
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Oh god, I think that might actually be his real hair |
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˩ ˩ ˩ ˩ ˩ ˩ ... L L ˩ ˩ L L .... L L L L ˩ ˩ .... L L L L L L ..... Taa DAAA |
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Adam Savage from "Mythbusters" demonstrates two high-speed camera shots from an upcoming "sobering up" episode at a hacker convention. The face slap is great but the treadmill is epic (NSFW pics on side bar) |
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Michigan fans get Rick Roll'd |
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Balance |
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