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Sun October 12, 2008

		Totalfarker makes a UFO for a contest in 2007 and someone posts a video on line in 2008 and people swear it is real. Now CNN wants an interview	(17)
		Entertaining cat vs dog video. Entertaining portion is what they named their cat	(9)
		Something about hearing David Prowse's voice coming out of Darth Vader is... disturbing	(21)
		The best Yo-Yo performance you'll see this year. Bonus: when you were his age you just watched cartoons and ate boogers all day	(27)
		Probably the only video of a patient playing the banjo during brain surgery you'll ever see	(35)
		Joe Elliott of Def Leppard places the Stanley Cup upside down	(29)
		What happens when you combine Jägermeister, German ingenuity and a hotel full of geeks?	(19)
		Proud daddy startles cute baby when he suddenly cuts a fart	(29)
		Man pays to fill strangers' gas tanks. All he asks is that they find a way to pay it forward	(23)

Sat October 11, 2008

(Some Guy)	50 impressions in 50 seconds	(37)
	Store found untouched after being closed since 1971. Obviously not in America, where anything older than two years gets bulldozed for a Wal*Mart	(50)
	Classic comedy clips from noted wacky '60s subversive British troupe "The Beatles"	(12)
	Price of gas affecting the subconscious of SUV drivers, when your SUV is crashing you don't even take notice	(19)
	The funniest clip of a woman complaing about her dog biting her vagina you'll see all day. (Hilarity ensues at 1:30)	(48)
	Some schmuck with a camcorder approaches Quentin Tarantino, who decides to be a schmuck by attacking the cameraman. Then both schmucks engage in a little prick-waving dick fight	(36)

Fri October 10, 2008

	Johnny Cash impersonating Elvis Presley	(10)
	The next time anybody tells you they like Fox News because they're Fair and Balanced, show 'em this clip	(53)
(Some Guy)	Alec Baldwin's professional opinion of the market	(27)
	Elephant toothpaste is the name given to the catalyzed decomposition reaction of 30% hydrogen peroxide that uses soap to collect the oxgen gas that is produced. It is a favorite of most students at chemistry shows. Watch the video and see why	(57)
	Betty White: "If Barack Obama needs more experience, I could give it to him". RUN OBAMA RUN	(73)
	His hammer is his penis. Check out this funny "PG Porn" with Nathan Fillion and Aria Giovanni. It's short, it's funny, it's PG	(41)
	Best washing-machine commercial you have ever seen	(22)
	The greatest "Final Countdown" cover EVAR. (Okay, the second-greatest "Final Countdown" cover ever)	(68)
	Crunch	(57)

Thu October 09, 2008

	The coolest "Giant pumpkin carved into boat" you'll see today	(16)
	Are you lonely? Are you looking for romance? Do you have Diabetes? Then call the Diabetic Hotline	(10)
	ABC promo for '78-'79 TV season. Bonus: all-star sing-along at the end	(38)
	Remember Gallagher? Yeah, he's bitter now	(61)
	Make a Catwoman Costume for Halloween	(14)
	Heroes 1985: Misfits Of Science (intro)	(28)
	Only SpiderPig could defeat this diabolical fiend	(11)
	We're all going to hell, but at least we get to laugh at this video of a narcoleptic dog	(39)
	Schweppervescence, in the form of water balloons, captured at 10,000 frames per second	(39)
	When Hummingbirds Attack	(15)
	Behold CAT, the mighty hunter. I said, "Behold CAT, the mighty hunter". Oh fark it, where's the cat fud? Bonus: Norwegian commentary (watch til the end, it's worth it)	(16)
	Democrats go all Frankenstein, combine DNA of Biden and McCain and come up with ultimate VP candidate	(22)
(The Wolf)	Ron Burgundy Newsman Admits On Camera He's The Sexiest.... All Because Of The Mustache	(7)
(FrogSoda)	There are flash mobs and then there are Thriller Flash Mobs	(23)
	Not News: Sensible, reasoned, moderate political analysis. News: On the Fox News Channel. Fark: By Bill O'Reilly	(153)
(South Park)	Indiana Jones didn't want this to happen. But you just can't say no to Lucas and Spielberg	(35)
	Crazee Frensh Ball Man. Hoar, hor, hor	(18)
	Hindsight is 20/20... so, you decide; Is this 1982 UK punk video a political masterpiece, or a cheap shot designed to sell records to Americans?	(48)

Wed October 08, 2008

(Some Guy)	Darth Vader recites the alphabet	(32)
	Vintage B-52's	(38)
(FoxPreps.com)	2 touchdowns in 5 seconds in HS football game	(49)
	Time lapse film depicting the average cat owner's usual night's sleep	(130)
	Golfers none too amused when prankster arrives at green dressed as an astronaut, grabs flag and begins moon-prancing around	(64)
(Daily Show)	The Daily Show: Post-VP debate analysis from the residents of Wasilla, AK	(28)
	Sarah Palin in an unedited long interview with a local news station	(348)
	When God says dance, you'd better dance	(34)
(NewsRadio 1290)	After being stopped by the police, man demonstrates how to pull safely away, without endangering oncoming traffic	(31)

Tue October 07, 2008

	The worse things become, the funnier this video gets. VPILF at the end is funny	(20)
(Some Rapper)	Can't rap? Either could I... until Mr. T taught me	(15)
(Some Joker)	There is only one cure for McCain, and it's Batman	(8)
	Watch the Hoff get his groove on in this 1970's masterpiece	(11)
	Guitar Band's behind the music	(6)
	Dancing in the woods with a fog machine? Ballet dancing to pop music? His hair is as tall as hers? It can only be a long-forgotten 80's music video -- Shannon, "Give me Tonight"	(14)
	Wanna see what 200 MPH looks like on a motorcycle?	(73)
	Unreal Hurricane Ike Video & Sound - Not unlike a choir of demons...The scraping sound is no doubt the camera mans balls dragging on the 11th floor of the San Luis Resort Hotel	(58)

Mon October 06, 2008

	NBC's Matt Lauer asks RFK Jr. how his dad is doing	(61)
	A congressman describes how some congresspeople were told in private briefings that if they did not pass the bailout bill, circumstances would soon force the federal gubmint to "impose martial law"	(33)
	A-Ha's video for "Take On Me"... quite literally	(94)
	We've replaced this cute talking baby doll with one that promotes Islam. Let's see if anyone notices	(33)
	It's like Dr. Horrible's retarded cousin	(22)
	Sarah Palin talking about "the choice" in the evening gown portion of the Miss Alaska pageant	(150)
	Jenny McCarthy (the autism-vaccine loon) gets pwned by questioner	(103)
	Now that hopes of Led Zeppelin reuniting have been crushed, Robert Plant discusses working with Allison Krauss instead: "I don't just come from the land of the ice and snow"	(42)
	Bucky F*&@in' Dent still owns Mike Torrez. This time it's on the Nintendo Wii	(11)
	Kids In The Hall: Folk Music	(18)
(Some Ancient Guy)	Star Wars: The film strip. If you don't remember film strips in school, get off my lawn	(29)
	Amateur video of intoxicated male taking a leak in broad daylight, then performing one of the funniest drunken falls you'll ever see. Safe for work	(31)
	Super slo-motion video of a dog drinking water. Learn it. Know it. Live it	(25)
	Clock spider is watching you shower	(108)
	Elizabeth Shue turns 45 today. Before she left Las Vegas, she was a t-shirt dancing, adventure-loving babysitter	(31)