Fantastic Four - the early years	(11)
		Pedestrian waits until the last second to walk through closing hydraulic gate. And the gate was all like OM NOM NOM	(31)
(Cedar Rapids Gazette)		Zombies march in Happy Hollow Park. BRRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNSSS	(6)
		How the heck did he train her to do this?	(37)
		Hurricane Ike survivor: "They said attach your ID to your ankle... so they can identify you if you die..."	(35)
		Nice suit	(22)
		As if the NASCAR Truck series wasn't exciting enough, the fans in New Hampshire were treated to an all out brawl on pit road after todays race	(22)
		...and then this shirtless Japanese guy in leather pants threw me on the ground and started vibrating my ballbag with his feet	(25)
		"And the Lord said you will remove your shoes and your socks and spin them with no discernable rhythm"	(40)
(DailyMotion)		Tina Fey comes back to SNL to play Sarah Palin. Here's the video	(211)
		You're a Tokyo train commuter and all the cars are full. Do you: A) Wait till the next train comes, B) Call and tell the office you'll be late, C) Get pushed into the train by the conductors?	(31)

		A pre-"House" Hugh Laurie tells off Jenifer Aniston's character on "Friends." Bonus: In his natural accent	(49)
(Some Guy)		The coolest video of 40 high school students spelling out the Preamble to the US Constitution you'll see today	(20)
		And in honor of Andrew Would, Alice in Chains "Would"	(7)
		Behind the scenes of every great cheesy car dealership commercial is a geek with a digicam waiting to get fired for showing Youtube how many times his boss screwed up the lines... Secure the Savings	(25)
		The best video of a cat playing "red light-green light" you'll see all Caturday? That'd be this one right here	(55)
		CIA perfects new Gummi Bear interrogation technique	(10)
		Charlie 'The Unicorn' Gibson interviews Sarah Palin	(24)
		Fight Kikkoman, punch ketchup out and kick Worcestershire sauce in the crotch	(12)
		Mother Love Bone's "Stardog Champion". Andrew Wood still sorely missed	(27)
		I see your Star Guitar by the Chemical Bros with Get Yourself High by the Chemical Bros and K-os	(5)
		Skeletor brings back the Mack	(20)
		Political discourse in this election cycle has reached an all-time low, wherein vapid commentary has replaced... what? Can it be? Ladies & gentlemen: Gene Gene the Dancing Machine	(31)
(Some Guy)		Two guys, two beards, two skateboards, two powder blue suits. One insane downhill ride	(51)

		Awww what a cute little...Wait...Hold on....Oh god nooo -----CARRIER LOST-----	(25)
		If you have a problem, if no one else can help and you can find them, maybe you can hire the Trek Team	(11)
		Well apparently bears have no fear of hurricanes	(15)
		Hey man: Is that Freedom Rock?	(27)
		Ladies teeth fall out during Divorce Court	(10)
		Jerry Rivers, excuse me, I mean esteemed journalist and Hurricane expert Geraldo Rivera, gets taken down by a wave	(17)
		Nine years ago today, the very last original episode of MST3K was aired. In honor of that, the short film "Posture Pals."	(48)
(Some Guy)		LHC (Large Hadron Collider) live webcams - very cool	(60)
		What Sarah Palin's ABC interview looked like before the edits	(423)
		Brad Garrett to join Michael Richards on tour (Not safe for work)	(30)

		Somebody finally found a use for those post it notes with alternating sticky sides	(35)
(Some Guy)		Funny news anchor slip ups. (Not safe for work language)	(27)
		Anti-Abortionist in the Army of God dresses up as a ninja and rants on YouTube	(48)
		Gonzo singing Jim Croce's "Working at the Carwash Blues"	(7)
		MST3K Short Film: Why Study Industrial Arts	(41)
(Some Guy)		Thur-teen clips of -- the Shat-ner...	(18)
(Some Guy)		Six awesome on-stage freak-outs caught on tap: A spitting Cobain, a mumbling Amy Winehouse and Axl Rose, who's apparently sensitive about having his picture taken	(47)
(Some Gal)		Student reminds teachers why they do what they do	(61)

		"You need a cup of my java"	(20)
		The Lego Simpsons	(23)
		The best use of 'Yakety Sax" you'll see in the next 30 minutes. (Repeat, but we like "Yakety Sax")	(46)
		What really happened after Super Mario saved the Princess from Bowser	(34)
		"Good evening. I would like to begin by introducing myself. My name is Hydrogen and I come from a low-income neighborhood where life isn't very comfortable." Freestyle Rap Battle translated	(31)
		Watch 5 years of LHC assembly happen in less than 6 minutes	(75)
		1980 TV Commercial: "I serve Kentucky Fried Chicken more and more. The kids love it and I know they're eating well."	(32)
		The cast of Airplane reunites to talk about the movie. Funny stuff. [video]	(173)
		The Big Lebowski re-enacted by kids. And proud we are of all of them	(37)
		Film from 1940 of a funny little man we all know, with a toothbrush mustache and party uniform, giving a really really good speech you may have never heard before. Dig in at about 1:08	(38)
		I'll see your corny Christian Ska and raise you a special choreographed presentation. Please refrain from drinking for the next three minutes	(54)
		Stand Up Chuck (Joe Biden steps in it)	(37)

		How Supervillians get started	(42)
		An experiment? Or NOOKYNOOKY NOOKY NOOKY NOOKY nooky nooky... nooky... nooky?	(33)
		"I'll fix it"	(34)
		Cowboy gets knocked out at rodeo. Fark: Doesn't even get to leave the box	(48)
		No bacon for you, Mr. Lion	(40)
(Some Guy)		Samuel L. Jackson's "Titanic" audition tape	(30)
		Right now, you don't know who Jean Yves Blondeau is, or what body skating is. But in four minutes and 22 seconds, you'll be itching to try it	(50)
		News anchor gets emasculated by his hot female co-anchor	(37)
(Some Guy)		And you thought YOUR Roman-candle wars were hardcore	(22)
		Coolest video of model maglev trains you'll see this month	(29)

		So you want to fly slot with the Blue Angels? Here ya go....sit down, shut up, and hang on	(30)
		Indoors? Check. Carpeted floor? Check. No water? Check. Room full of flammable objects? Check. I'm gonna set my pants on fire	(26)
(Pitchfork Media)		Karma finally catches up with Noel Gallagher	(58)
		How to survive an elephant charge: It does involve a lot of running and screaming	(20)
		For no particular reason at all, here's the Lee Dungarees Giant Babe commercial in all its glory	(98)
		Amusing: Host of an Indian reality show slaps contestant in the face, Hero: Contestant slaps the host back even harder. Asinine: Security beats the living crap out of the contestant	(184)
		Blue track suits, old household appliances and scraggy hair. It's Hurra Torpedo performing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" live	(38)
		The best Ozzy cover by an 8 year old Japanese kid you'll hear today	(41)