(The Comedy Geek)		The gayest thing ever to happen to Saturday morning TV, witness "Punch Crunch", where a giant pink hippo forces a big burly pirate to dance with him then makes goo-goo eyes at Cap'n Crunch. Seriously	(18)
		Video of Bill Murray parachuting over the City of Chicago for the start of the 50th annual airshow	(10)
		Farker ChrisFrap debuts his first campaign ad	(74)
		The goblin shark has jaws like the Alien...yeah, that Alien	(39)
		If you enjoyed yesterday's collection of stingers from the third season of "Mystery Science Theater 3000," don't miss this round-up of stingers from Season 2	(37)
		Happy 48th birthday to Sean Penn - all you need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and you're fine (clip contains some profanity)	(23)
		Jon Stewart's Special Olympics Update	(12)
		Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Yeah, we're talking to you, Robert DeNiro - Happy 65th birthday (profanity)	(6)
(Neatorama)		"Is there a law somewhere that says we all have to face the same direction in an elevator?"	(24)

		Young leopard makes her first kill--a hated baboon. But what happens next is surprising	(66)
(FrogSoda)		So this is what it would look like if the Empire invaded San Francisco	(21)
(Some Guy)		Leg pressing cars, bench pressing air conditioners, and boxing refrigerators with LT and Kimbo Slice	(18)
		When an episode of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" comes to a close, they play a stinger after the end credits - a goofy clip from the featured film. Here are all the stingers from Season 3	(38)
		We urge you to sleep in this Caturday. No matter if someone tried to drag you out of bed, or drag the bed from you	(86)
		Justin Timberlake is bringin' funnyback, shows how he prepared to host the ESPY Awards	(24)
		Ever wonder what Wharrgarbl sounds like? Now you know	(70)

		Real proof that Bigfoot lives, and loves	(20)
		How to do a burnout with an automatic transmission	(21)
		Kitchen raccoon is watching you masturbate. Some Not safe for work language	(32)
		STOP and think about all the songs with STOP in them	(28)
(Urlesque)		You know you live in a bad neighborhood when the ice cream trucks are playing this	(18)
		Nothing like some Friday monkey ice skating to start off the weekend right	(6)
		Did you ever want to see a crazy, kinda hot inhalant addict say her own weird catch phrase to music? Now's your chance	(96)
		Stoner comedies are, are, are...wait....oh yeah...EVIL	(18)
		Everybody go recycle	(8)
		Once again The Daily Show demonstrates why the news media sucks so badly	(86)
		Will Ferrell.....a large white man wearing a diaper	(9)
		Not to be outdone by the Georgian journalist who was shot in the arm yesterday, the Geraldo Rivera of Turkey is shot in the eye outside Tskhinvali	(44)
		If you wonder what you'd look like doing an Olympic high dive, here's your answer	(23)
		Baracky takes on Clubber McCain with the help of Apollo Clinton in Baracky II	(26)
(Some Guy Who Shook His Hand)		Ernest Borgnine's secret to longevity: "I masturbate a lot"	(41)
		The soon-to-be cult hit "Rock Me Sexy Jesus" from upcoming movie "Hamlet 2"	(59)

		Unusual car dealership guarantee	(28)
		How do you give riders a new sense of appreciation for their dilapidated, urine-soaked, hobo-infested rail cars? Fill them with clowns	(22)
		Two backyard mad scientists, one bottle under high internal pressure. See if you can guess which kid gets nailed, where he gets it, and how it happens	(91)

		The original ending of "Apocalypse Now" with overlaid credits, discovered on an old VHS tape and submitted by someone who got as stoned as submitter did back in the 1980's	(44)
		Transformers go Hollywood	(9)
(Mark's Technology News)		Video: Amazing fountain creates images with water	(40)
		Dumb kids riding longboards down a street can't believe a car appeared and messed up their fun. Not safe for work language	(96)
		So whose idea was it to get a coked-out-of-his god-damn-mind Richard Pryor on "Sesame Street"?	(15)
		In an epic battle for the ages - Bacon vs. salt -- rollerderby style	(8)
		Tod Browning would be proud, man with no arms makes a strike	(17)
		Meet Ray Hudson, soccer commentator extraodinaire	(24)
(urlesque)		Now give in to your anger... Collection of seriously angry young men playing videogames. Not safe for work language	(27)
		Neat compilation of really close lightning strikes and transformer blowouts. Lots of expletives, most of the sacred excrement variety so Not safe for work language	(36)
		Kids redo The Dark Knight trailer, make crayon disappear	(41)

		WTF? Japanese Instrumental karaoke	(19)
		Old and busted: Mentos in Diet Coke. New hotness: Mentos in Diet Coke + two-liter bottle rocket. Fark: Darwin almost pays a visit to rocketeer	(21)
		The coolest and creepiest 3D facial animations you'll see this side of the Uncanny Valley	(36)
(Some Guy)		What did we learn from Rodney King? Not to do this... (with video)	(40)
		Darth Vader and storm troopers dancing to "Thriller"	(26)
		The thrilling finale of the 1981 PBA National, featuring Earl Anthony and -- holy crap, that's a truly ridiculous shirt Ernie Schlegel's wearing	(34)
		Happy 45th to Sir Mix-A-Lot, who's one hit wonder gave fat ass chicks inspiration and hope and drunk dudes the best karoke song ever	(63)
		In 1969, a 14-year-old snuck into John Lennon's hotel room in Toronto and convinced John to do an interview about peace. This is the interview	(44)
(Pete and Brian)		Let's play farking pictionary (with NSFW language)	(20)

(Kill Some Time)		Couple proudly display their boxing kangaroo on TV talk show. Surprisingly, it decides to beat the crap out of them	(37)
		Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at Comicon '08. "I think your superpower is to kill erections"	(40)
		Is there anything more wholesome than a mascot scaring the life out of small children?	(27)
		"And I was like -- aah, a bear" and the bear was like all "OM NOM NOM NOM." This, is CNN	(31)
		BBC news crew gets up close and personal with Russian Su-25 Frogfoot bomber (with video)	(51)
		How many times have you wished that this would happen to the idiots who do this in your neighborhood?	(66)
		The best animated portraits of every single American president, set to music, that you'll see all week	(48)