Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- Video Archives for '2008-08-10 23:59:59'

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Sun August 10, 2008

	Star Wars: The Suck Edition. Lucas raped our childhood, here's the proof	(45)
	Early Allstate commercial has a young Rose McGowan. In a car with drunks. You can guess what ensues	(14)
	One of the greatest Nike commercials ever?	(66)
	The one scene that almost saved "Superman 3"	(17)
	Video of the Toronto propane explosion. Video is shaky but the part you're looking for is steady and at 0:14 (Some not safe for work language)	(18)
	The one scene that almost saved "Spiderman 3"	(26)
(Flixxy)	Tom Cruise has nothing on this squirrel	(21)
	Video of propane plant explosion in Toronto. 6-alarm fire in progress - it gets serious at 1:50 (followup to main page story)	(30)
	Coolest parallel parking job you'll see in the next 38 seconds	(13)

Sat August 09, 2008

	Reporters Bill Plaschke and Kevin Pang embrace Chinese customs while covering the Olympics, eat at a restaurant the serves only animal penises. With Plaschke "I like penis" quote. Penis	(25)
(Some Guy)	In honor of Bernie Mac, here's video of some of his funniest moments (NSFW language)	(49)
	Gillian Anderson turns 40 today. I want to believe... that her next movie won't suck as hard as "X-Files 2". LGT her Letterman appearance	(21)
(Pugorama)	Man claims to have domesticated a sixteen-foot crocodile	(21)
	In honor of 60-year Archie Comics veteran (and long-time chairman) Michael I. Silberkleit's passing, here's Riverdale High School's little-seen live-action 15-year reunion. Wait till you see how Big Ethel has aged	(24)
	Here's what could have made Dark Knight even more awesome: Bat-dancing	(22)
	:31 seconds into this soundbite, Shepherd Smith decides to call Jonathan Hunt something that is Not safe for work...then tries to explain his way out of the mess	(29)

Fri August 08, 2008

	"Celebrity" presidential candidate does cameo in Wedding Crashers. Walken tag unavailable for comment	(29)
	Everyone can appreciate a nice, really close lightning strike video. Here's a short and sweet one. One completely understandable profanity warning	(20)
	Proof that God hates the Cubs	(24)
	Happy 55th birthday Ralph Malph -- sit on it	(20)
	The Republican nominee for president: Abe Simpson	(70)
(Some Guy)	Idiot Cub fan dumps a bucket of water on a leggy blonde reporter. Erin Andrews should watch her back next time she's at Wrigley Field	(100)
(Some Guy)	It's no triple lindy, but this dude's 172-foot-high dive is still pretty epic	(49)
	What if there was pedestrian rage? (Not safe for work language)	(13)
(Some Guy)	Shoplifter tripped by woman as he tries to flee. With video awesomeness (at 0:59)	(58)
	Dustin Hoffman turns 71. Before "The Graduate," before "Midnight Cowboy" and before "Tootsie"... there was Volkswagen	(27)
	You thought your impression of Doctor Zoidberg was cool	(58)

Thu August 07, 2008

	Army Dreamers	(34)
	Somewhere, a furry is watching this video and crying	(29)
	Video WTF Thursday, homage to all things cat cliche	(10)
	And here is the shape of time. Don't worry, there are Spongebob illustrations at 6:15 in for those who do not want their brains to asplode	(24)
(comedy.com)	Britney Spears supports McCain in new ad, claiming Obama does not support getting drilled offshore	(18)
	The Scary Side of Mr. Rogers	(27)
	Bruce Dickinson turns 50 today - yes, THE Bruce Dickinson	(41)
	Understanding the tenth dimension. Doc Emmett Brown, Kurt Vonnegut wanted for questioning	(77)

Wed August 06, 2008

	"Aw yeah, I'm about to drop some particle physics in da club. The LHC is supa-dupa fly, y'know what I'm sayin?"	(30)
	In case you ever wondered what lightning looks like in super slow motion	(24)
	Cut footage from the Bob Saget roast: The Olsen Twins Walk Into a Bar	(70)
	Red Sox new left fielder Jason Bay hits ball that rolls 10 feet along the top of the outfield fence before being knocked back into play. Manny, Kevin Youkilis and Johnny Damon unimpressed	(63)
	Who watches the Watchmen? The goddamn Batman, that's who	(17)
(Some Guy)	Experience the Tail Cam of a A380	(42)
	Forget the Dark Knight, here's the original 1920s Batman vs. Joker	(35)
	Some of the most compelling tornado footage ever filmed, coupled with some of the most girly screaming you've ever heard. So it's a zero-sum tornado video	(28)

Tue August 05, 2008

	McCain Girl Meets Homophobic Platypus	(18)
(Funny or Die)	Paris Hilton's video response to McCain-see you at the debate biatches	(98)
	Sesame Street still keeps it hip. Bonus: 30 Rock Parody	(31)
(Goat Riders of the Apocalypse)	Fan Video footage of last night's Wrigley Field Tornado. Warning - It looks like footage from the Cloverfield trailer	(62)
	The coolest frame-for-frame remake of "Yatta" you'll see today	(27)
(Some Guy)	At what point to you stop and say to yourself "Maybe I should stop trying to do front flips." Apparently not after one where you eat concrete	(10)
	Before cosplayers can make it at Comic-con, they have to make their bones in the minor leagues	(15)
	This would have made that paper route in 5th grade fun	(9)
	How to beat traffic jams in Russia: Do a 180 into oncoming lanes, put it in 'R', start singing "Oh Laaaa-Deeee-Daaaaa-Doooo-Deeee"	(27)

Mon August 04, 2008

(CrashedUp.com)	Comic-Con goers asked who they want to be president. Shockingly, Captain Kirk not on the list	(25)
(ucbcomedy.com)	Muppet Roommate	(15)
(Funhouse)	It's hard to lose a swimming race... when you swim alone	(30)
	Forget guitars and drums, this is the best touchtone phone symphony you will see today	(6)
	March of shame. It's like the march of the penguins... with boobs	(32)
	One of the original "shredders"	(25)
	Huge eagle likes to play fetch with a tennis ball, actually catches it in mid-air, much like Rosie O'Donnell on a cruller	(22)
	Tears for Fears/Gary Jules meets Alan Moore. Too... much... emo... hrrm	(22)
	First they wondered, "Will it blend?" Now they wonder, "Will it explode?"	(26)
(Some Guy)	Experts examine what Clay Aiken's artificially inseminated child will look like in 16 years	(9)
	Awesomely funky 1970 Hanna-Barbera anti-drug PSA	(15)
(ToplessRobot)	Eight of the worst Nintendo games based on TV/movie properties (with videos)	(35)
(Mojo In The Morning)	New for '08, the best C-SPAN prank call montage, ever	(19)
	Move over, dramatic prairie dog who is always confused as a chipmunk	(15)
(FrogSoda)	Fore!	(25)
	This three minute clip of the shelved "Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Animated Series" shows how Fox screwed up again	(39)