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Sun August 03, 2008
(YouTube) Spiffy Jay "Dennis the Menace" North turns 57 today. There can only be one (20)
(YouTube) Spiffy Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking, and Arthur C. Clarke discussing God, the universe, how to start epic threads on Fark (78)
(YouTube) Spiffy Happy 58th birthday John Landis - "Zinc Oxide and You" (12)
(LiveLeak) Video Ants in a scanner (43)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Video Triumph The Insult Comic Dog visits Comic Con (30)

Sat August 02, 2008
(Google) Video Reveille (42)
(Some Guy) Amusing Arnold Schwarzenegger is "Little Tortilla Boy" (14)
(YouTube) Strange There are actually three holes, the truth is exposed at 3:33 in the linked video, it is all coming clear now....It is all very creepy watch at your own risk. Not safe for work (65)
(Some Guy) Amusing A message from James Franco's mom. Not safe for work language (28)
(Some Guy) Video Welcome to Douche Beach, where the collars are popped and the hair is blown out (warning: profanity) (60)
(YouTube) Spiffy Happy birthday to Kevin "Silent Bob" Smith, who turns 38 today. Love him or hate him, LGT the essence of his last film (not safe for work text) (63)
(YouTube) Stupid In a totally unplanned occurrence, Gary Coleman is ejected from his minor league appearance for using a bat with Superballs in it (35)
(YouTube) Video The final stunt scene from the 1977 movie "Hooper", starring Burt Reynolds and Jan Michael-Vincent. This movie is better than you remember it (clip includes some profanity) (32)
(YouTube) Video Because you haven't done enough crack today, Dad's Home (15)
(YouTube) Cool How fast can you play chess? (20)

Fri August 01, 2008
(FunnyOrDie) Video Blu-ray vs. standard DVD, with split-screen comparisons. You can really see the difference (69)
(YouTube) Video Weird Al's first TV appearance on the Tom Snyder show in 1981. Shame about his parents (29)
(YouTube) Video Gears of War 2 "Rendezvous" Trailer from E3. Gentlemen, start your chainsaws (29)
(Donklephant.com) Video McCain's "Celeb" ad lampooned (26)
(YouTube) Video Here's another video of guitarists who have no feeling because their playing is somewhat technical and is not based around 12-bar blues. Enjoy (60)
(YouTube) Scary Danny Way takes a horrific crash during X Games big air. Gets up, polishes off his gigantic steel balls and comes back to win a Silver medal (69)
(IGN) Video "I can hit these balls and I can hit these balls. I can hit them hard. And I can hit them softly. They're all coming at once now. Whack." (1:58) (28)
(YouTube) Video Zombie Zombie vid has GI-Joe's reenacting John Carpenter's The Thing (18)
(YouTube) Spiffy Coolest video of a guy playing classical music with rollerblades, sticks and empty bottles you'll see all day (16)
(Defamer) Obvious For a change, the women of "The View" calmly and intelligently discuss the political issues of the day. Just kidding, it's a gigantic screechfest (122)
(LiveLeak) Video Motorist decides to recreate the final scene from "Hooper" during a severe thunderstorm (15)

Thu July 31, 2008
(Break) Video Judge Milian tears this dude a new one (76)
(YouTube) Amusing The mysterious world of crossword puzzle inkers. You know you've been curious (27)
(YouTube) Strange Despite featuring all-day massages, free-flowing beer and delicious steak, this video still rates high on the WTF-o-meter (16)
(Break) Video The dumbest "Wheel Of Fortune" contestant you will see today... or pretty much ever (51)
(YouTube) Cool Your daily internets have been won ~ "Carmen" a la Muppets (19)
(YouTube) Spiffy In honor of Norman "Fatboy Slim" Cook's 45th birthday, here's his greatest video ever. I mean, THE greatest video ever. Where did that Walken tag go anyway? (58)
(TheVine) Cool If leaping from a helicopter and catching marlin with your bare hands is wrong, I don't wanna be right (43)
(WJNO) Video The Chinese want to control the Internet during the Summer Games. First they need to figure out how to keep the Opening Ceremonies rehearsal video from being leaked (31)

Wed July 30, 2008
(YouTube) Video Steve Martin on the Dating Game 1968 (22)
(YouTube) Video It's Arnold Schwarzeneggar's birthday. Here he is maintaining his dignity (28)
(Gawker) Amusing A collection of flamboyant Anderson Cooper TV appearances (14)
(YouTube) Strange The Worst TV Show of All Time... and yet, I want it on DVD (59)
(LiveLeak) Video CCTV video of yesterday's Chino Hill's earthquake trashing a business lobby (11)
(LiveLeak) Interesting Live Burbank Earth Quake Video, Insane (28)
(YouTube) Amusing Why we don't have a Swear Jar at work (44)
(Break) Video Burning ring of fire, courtesy of the majestic mousse (17)
(Pink Tentacle) Video The coolest time-lapse video of rice paddy art you will see in the 42 seconds (14)

Tue July 29, 2008
(YouTube) Video The best and most violent claymation zombie attack film you will see in the next 666 minutes (27)
(Gizmodo) Cool New MK-48 torpedo breaks a destroyer in half with one hit. Yes, there's video (62)
(Break) Video Let's see what the judges say: a perfect 10 on the HOLY shiat meter (44)
(HolyTaco) Video When drunks meet cops: five Oscar-worthy performances (19)
(Slate) Video A catalogue of great fight scenes in film history which is totally bogus since it omits the puppet battle from "Team America: World Police" (52)
(YouTube) Video Wrestler looks like an idiot when his pyro fails to go off (50)
(YouTube) Wheaton In honor of Wil Wheaton's birthday today, here's Wesley Crusher mackin' on an alien babe (Wil trifecta now complete) (32)
(YouTube) Weird Hot blonde licks an entire hotel room. OOOKAAAAAYYYYY then (49)
(Some Guy) Wheaton In honour of Wil's birthday, the legend of Davey "Lardass" Hogan (Wil trifecta now in play) (9)
(YouTube) Spiffy David Warner, everyone's favorite villain, turns 67 today. Here he is in a rare happy role, singing "Oh What A Day" in Hansel and Gretel. THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS (59)
(YouTube) Amusing Wow. That's a hell of a thingama... that's a neat a.... er, um it's a... oh hell, just watch the damn video (53)
(Bill Brasky) Video Stuart Smalley gets nasty in Senate campaign ads (31)
(Some Guy) Video "We need to show off the new kits." "How about a fashion show?" "That's a terrible idea." "How about a fashion show... with interpretive dance?" "NOW you're talking" (22)
(BBC) Video Zorb on the water / inflatable tire goodbye (18)
(YouTube) Video Insane mountain bike skills. Pucker up those testes (warning: f-bombs in accompanying song) (31)
(Break) Video Schadenfreude: the feeling you get after watching this video (28)
(YouTube) Video Mystery Trailer? Not sure what this is for, but it looks cool (34)

Mon July 28, 2008
(YouTube) Video Saratoga track announcer Tom Durkin thinks it's "Talk Like A Pirate Day" (7)
(YouTube) Amusing Moran "Critical Mass" bicyclist gets owned by even bigger moron NYPD officer (200)
(Starpulse) Video Collection of unseen Spike TV Star Wars promos, such as "Tusken Raiders At The Office" and "Don't Make Fun Of Boba Fett" (26)
(YouTube) Video Video tutorial: How to get out of your Verizon contract without an early termination fee (46)
(Break) Amusing Can you hear me now? (35)
(YouTube) Scary The scariest .50 caliber rifle ricochet you'll see today (76)
(Some Guy) Video Cannes 2008 Short Film winner. Watch it (about 4 minutes) and try not to cry at your good fortune (83)
(YouTube) Video Bob Barr's latest campaign ad includes Ron Paul, John F. Kennedy, Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, Barry Goldwater, Glenn Beck, Thomas Jefferson, Henry David Thoreau and George Carlin. Oh, and Bob Barr's also in it (157)

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