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Sun July 27, 2008

	The Muppet Show Band takes on Rammstein. With bonus James Coburn goodness	(7)
	Human tetris with Italian supermodels in bikinis. There. I've said it	(16)
	Best guitarist in the world, best bassist in the world, and best drummer in the world who isn't Neil Peart? Screw it, here's some Van Halen--on bagpipes	(14)
(Some Guy)	Jack Nicholson sings in the movie "Tommy". Who knew?	(27)
(Some Guy)	The $50,000 answer to the "TV" category was eerily foretelling	(18)
	Drummers, guitar players, please stand aside. Victor Wooten's going to play "Amazing Grace" on his bass. Using only harmonics	(24)
	Your dose of culture for the day: Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers with "Let's Face the Music and Dance"	(6)
	Why must we ALWAYS need to remind you young 'uns about Buddy Rich ?	(79)
	A Special Olympian from Virginia demands that Queen Elizabeth pay for him to emigrate to the United Kingdom. And then it gets weird	(35)
	Guitar players? Who needs guitar players?	(38)
	I see your Travis Barker and raise you the best 3:38 in television drumming history	(15)

Sat July 26, 2008

		Looking to adopt a small child? Why not take this 44 lb cat instead	(13)
		Drumming trifecta... Here's Carter Beauford from the Dave Matthews Band (shortened so you don't have to hear an entire DMB song)	(22)
		Pfft on your guitar players. They play like adolescents make love: Too fast and little skill. Listen to a true master who knows when fast is too fast and slow is just right	(36)
		One of the funniest commercials ever seen. Hey, is it cold in here?	(25)
		Ever wonder what would happen if God punished San Francisco with a 10.5 earthquake? Buhbye Golden Gate	(54)
		The actual fastest guitar, also way more tasteful then effing bumblebee retardo metul	(19)
		I see your Rush drummer & raise you Travis Barker from Blink182 doing a song for Flo Rida "low"	(34)
		No hole is safe from this guy's balls (sfw video)	(15)
		Echoing chants, meat slurry being extruded from a machine, and nervous chickens: This is the strangest 1980's, Soviet-era Estonian commercial for "meat" you'll see today. Kana kana kana hakkliha	(6)
		Radiohead's new video doesn't need your antiquated camera technology	(13)
		How It's Made: Marbles	(19)
		Oh, your precious snowflake is so cute and adora- PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DECENT STOP	(50)
		Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the only drummer in the world who could be Neil Peart's understudy	(31)
		Some call it a Kangaroo pouch, Some call it a Gunt, but most know it by one name and one name only....the FUPA (some language Not safe for work)	(28)
		Step aside Slayer and Dragonforce: This is the fastest guitar playing you will see today	(77)
		The most awesome Lego Bourne fight scene you'll see today	(36)
		You ought to be ashamed of yourself, mister... oh who the hell am I kidding, that was damned funny	(71)

Fri July 25, 2008

	Best movie trailer EVAR is like "300" mixed with "DeathProof". And just in time for Christmas, too	(45)
(Some Constipated Guy)	Mark Wahlberg, minus the trademark constipated grin, looks good in the "Max Payne" trailer. Enjoy	(51)
	In honor of the Olympics, let's enjoy the grace, athleticism and beauty of synchronized swimming	(14)
	"Remember where you are - this is The Library, and death is listening, and will take the first man that screams." 1980's post apocalyptic educational series produced by Mississippi Public Television is now on the interwebs	(22)
	Mad guy catching a marlin with his bare hands jumping from an helicopter. Yes, a huge damn marlin	(51)
	How about the very first shuttle liftoff, from 1981, with narration. Holy smoke look how fast its going	(25)
	Space Shuttle launch as seen from Air Canada flight, eh (mild profanity)	(66)
	The 11 most uncomfortable dance movie scenes evah (2 pages of video links)	(111)

Thu July 24, 2008

	What are Statler and Waldorf's Fark login names?	(26)
(Some Weather chick)	The REAL reason we secretly like to watch those poor Weather Channel reporters stuck out in the middle of hurricanes	(33)
(GYWO fan)	"Get Your War On" is coming out as an animated series	(20)
(Vator)	Oh so that's what Jessica Alba's husband does. I thought he was just the luckiest dude ever	(47)
	Dear United States, we apologize for the following items. Love, Canada	(65)

Wed July 23, 2008

	The new Chemical Brothers music video Midnight Madness made even weirder by a dancing goblin in a tight, metallic gold spandex outfit. Now, where'd I put my eye bleach?	(25)
	Cute puppy tries to make friends with grouchy cat	(52)
	NO NO NO NO, THIS is the Richard Simmons video you need to see	(35)
	The best Richard Simmons video: Howard Stern tortures Richard and his fellow fatties (one of whom is a then-svelte Michael Herbranko)	(19)
	Rush backstage after Colbert doing Rock Band.... to "Tom Sawyer"	(53)
	I'm sorry, but THIS is the ultimate "Richard Simmons making a fool of himself" video: when he was in "Whose Line is it Anyway"	(21)
(FrogSoda)	Guy on bike + camera = fail	(21)
(The Big Lead)	Stands at a bullfight collapse. Colombians scurry for their safety as a massive bull loiters nearby	(17)
	Good sir, I disagree. THIS is the best video of Richard Simmons acting like a fool you'll see all day. Bonus: Ellen Degeneres riding that pony	(13)
	Best video of Richard Simmons acting like a fool you'll see all day	(16)
	Kid Rock gets probation and community service for Waffle House brawl. Watch the American bad-ass and his 400-pound bodyguard going cowboy baby on another diner	(36)
	Piling rig, check. Dumbass with a board, check. Extreme catapulting, let's rock	(42)

Tue July 22, 2008

	"Wall Street was drunk. That's why I asked you to turn off the cameras" President Bush at 0:39. EVERYBODY FACEPALM	(145)
(Some Old Guy)	In honor of the passing of our favorite Golden Girl, enjoy her exercise video and get off her cloud	(9)
(Some Guy)	Hitachi makes a cartoon to explain what a terabyte is. If you are high, now is the time to watch it	(58)
	A bizarre first draft of Shakespeare's "Hamlet" is discovered and produced	(23)
	Street Magic gone wrong	(46)
	Diddy gets deep on YouTube: "You know, I'm running and all of a sudden I hear myself running, I look down and I'm actually running with 10 fingers and 10 toes. And I can see. You know? That right there is a miracle"	(48)
(Some Guy)	Why is election day on Tuesday?	(78)
(Some Guy)	Greg Oden audition to host the ESPYs. "I'm kind of a big deal... people know me"	(29)

Mon July 21, 2008

	The most awesome mic check ever	(41)
	From the "Whoda Thunk It" files, Tom Green is actually a really good rapper	(45)
	You've never seen "YYZ" played quite like this	(94)
	Today's mesmerizing slow-motion video: Trap-jaw ants	(30)
	Happy birthday Jon Lovitz, who turns 51, er, 39, er, 26 today. Yeah, 26. That's the ticket. (LGT his sexy cameo in "The Wedding Singer")	(22)
(Some Guy)	You sit in a restaurant and a car smashes through the wall and hits your booth. What do you do?	(44)
	In honor of Robin William's 57th birthday today, here he is live at the Met, back when he used to be funny (some not safe for work language, obviously)	(29)
	Awesome collection of the best Star Wars remakes	(18)
	If you watch the TV show "The Wonder Years" without the voiceover, 95 percent of it is people staring at each other	(31)
	Jon and the Social Security predicament	(121)
	Bert and Ernie gangsta rap. M.U.P. comin' through	(15)