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Sun July 13, 2008

	Nothing like a one-armed, crazy drunk girl getting arrested for DUI	(19)
	Western Spaghetti	(12)
	The best of David Belle Le Parkour. A man you hope to never, ever have to chase	(27)
	Girl gets stuck in toy vending machine	(27)
	Bush official caught on tape accepting bribes for access	(81)
(Some Guy)	Newspaper claims to have footage of Loch Ness Monster. Hmmmmm	(29)
	Bat flies into fast food restaurant, causing employees to dance and scream like little girls	(20)
	Larry Miller's five levels of drinking	(17)
(Some Guy)	Singing puppies to sleep -- these puppies go down right on cue	(20)
	Fan-made Batman theme song to the tune of the 90's movie theme. Just wait till the first time you see him in the mask	(26)
	Beatles' uptempo rehearsal of "Two Of Us," with Elvis impersonation goodness	(24)

Sat July 12, 2008

	What happens when a firefighter spokesperson drives the cute newswoman into the forest fire? "Yeah... I'm gonna go ahead and turn around right now."	(21)
(Some Guy)	Video of 100 people banging on a drum, in order of their ages	(32)
	Town lays down miles of pennies. You probably read that as penises	(21)
	Bat terrorizes male employees at pizzeria. Girly screams and hillarity ensue	(36)
	John Lasseter gives tour of Pixar Animation Studios	(23)
	One man's touching Mario Kart tribute to his Uncle who will die at some point	(24)

Fri July 11, 2008

	It's as if the Star Wars kid and the Tron guy had a child, and raised that child to be in their image, and all was right with the world	(100)
	Today's MST3K short quote of the day: "Sir, can you identify this bucket full of your brother?"	(40)
(Home Run Derby)	Even the kids are drunk at Wrigley Field	(29)
	Bela Lugosi's dead but Peter Murphy is very much alive, and turning 51 today. Happy birthday, prince of darkness	(49)
	Not News: Chuck Hagel's son Ziller has a youtube account. News: There's a video of Chuck and his kid playing one-on-one. Fark: Until this moment, no one else knows about it. Farkers...do your thing	(55)
	Private jet tries to land at abandoned airfield, ignores wind direction, overshoots, skids into shallow water... then it gets weird	(26)
	What if you have the genius of Devo and put it against the "magic" that is Jermaine Jackson, what do you have? "Let Me Tickle You Fancy"	(7)
	Best song by a chick band that you've never heard of that you'll see today	(45)
	How to kill your 91 year old great grandmother	(22)
(Gridcrasher)	Corvette ZR1 rips Nurburgring a new one (with video)	(96)
	Have you wondered how a tiny smart car would stand up to a big crash? Wonder no more	(83)
	Ever wonder what it looks like to be struck by lightning? (with scary audio, but woman is OK)	(59)

Thu July 10, 2008

(Some Guy)	Why you always need to remember you're towing a trailer (driver and passenger were uninjured)	(68)
(Some Engineer)	Got a paintball gun and a laptop? Like Team Fortress 2? Well then here's your wet dream	(39)
	Pump up the Jam (unplugged)	(17)
	Your WTF video for today: Viva Che End the Embargo Song for Elian	(4)
	Funniest "If you burn me with that flaming shot, I'll kill yoooUAAAAAAAGHHH" video you'll see all day. Not safe for work language	(43)
	Bunny envelope opener: it'll make you look forward to your eviction notice, it's so friggin' cute	(12)
	Ron Paul talks about Iran	(52)
	Although it's not needed, here is yet MORE evidence that Jim Cramer doesn't have a clue	(30)
	McCain gets nervous and punts on a question after an eerily long 8 second pause. Probably needs to check with Rove and see how he feels about this subject	(82)
	I see your Hogan-Belzer video and raise you David Schultz puttin' the smack down on John Stossel. Biatch slap trifecta in play	(30)
	Cristiano Ronaldo All 42 Goals From The 2007/2008 Season	(71)
	Victor Borge on how to make a modern composition	(9)
	19 years ago today, Mel Blanc passed away. Let's hear from him once more	(17)
	"Pop up" video of the infamous Hulk Hogan-Richard Belzer incident from 1985 with surly Mr. T. Bonus: Hogan's brats not born yet	(29)

Wed July 09, 2008

	Apparently, it's possible to be drunk enough to stand in the doorway of your mobile home and film a tornado ripping the neighborhood to shreds	(22)
	To help this bizarre accident video along, it helps to picture the sound of a bowling ball about to make contact with the pins	(23)
(Some Guy)	Ayn Rand discusses God with Phil Donahue	(86)
	Classic Muppet Show skit: "Sax and Violence"	(8)
	McCain Wild Kingdom	(10)
(Some Guy)	UFO captured with high res videocamera. Streelight trifecta now in play	(75)
	UFO filmed at Midlands, UK 6 July 2008. That's no streetlight	(48)
	Coolio has finally resurfaced... with his own cooking show	(18)
	There's a right way and there's a wrong way to karate-chop cement blocks. Somehow, this qualifies as neither	(42)
	Kids, don't try this on the highway	(46)
	Kid wins the 2008 Pokemon Nationals. Naturally, he makes a diss video. Bonus: His "crew" wears black bandanas over their faces	(63)

Tue July 08, 2008

		Simply amazing, even if it did take them forever	(51)
		How to catch your girl cheating using GoogleMaps	(69)
		Set of classic Warner Brothers bloopers	(20)
		CNN meteorologist scoffs at stupidity of Cell Phone Courtesy Month, promptly has his own cell phone go off live on air. Hilarity ensues	(42)
		Kids in the Hall: "These Are the Daves I Know"	(74)
		Given that true intellectual and emotional compatibility are at the very least difficult if not impossible to come by, we could always opt for the more temporal gratification of sheer physical attraction	(28)
		The old heart attack defense, eh? Touche	(22)
		What has Donald Trump acting, Christopher Reeve on a bike, Skippy from "Family Ties" and Bobby Brown with someone he should have married instead?	(24)
		That's no moon... that's a melon	(10)
		Four billion years of evolution condensed into 7.5 minutes of animation, and voiced by Carl Sagan	(55)
		The Bunyip, terror of children since 1977	(11)
		Seven-year-old remix Biggie style	(16)
		Pabst Blue Ribbon ad from 1979 that's full of win	(56)

Mon July 07, 2008

	The best Blue Velvet recut trailer you'll see today(Not safe for work language)	(14)
	Submitter likes good practical jokes as much as the next guy. This, however is the meanest one he's ever seen. If it occurred in North America, the victim would be swimming in settlement cash	(53)
	"Pimp your Ride" Iraqi style	(12)
	McCain Courts the Female Vote. With. Raw. Sex	(24)
	Philip Glass even thinks this music from Liquid Sky is awful, you be the judge	(28)
	"I'm not here to make friends"	(36)
(Improv Everywhere.com)	The latest mission from those wacky folks at Improv Everywhere: 16 pairs of identical twins form human mirror on NY subway car	(23)
	WANT	(26)
(thehotjoints.com)	"Pregnancy Pact" teens mocked on July 4th parade float	(30)
(Winehouse Fan)	Amy Winehouse on tape doing more drugs. How many? All of them	(27)
	Bush tours America to survey damage caused by his disastrous presidency	(26)
	Probably the sappiest pillion-riding dog video you'll see today	(9)
	Michael Landon tells the rabbit story on Johnny Carson	(18)
	Awesome: Surfing. Rad: In The Gulf of Mexico. Mondo: In shipping lanes	(12)
	If your helicopter breaks down, you get it picked up by a helicopter. What happens if that helicopter breaks down?	(21)
(Some Guy)	Once again the Estonians rule the world... in wife carrying	(5)
	The infamous doorman scene from "Knocked Up" (not safe for work language -- the first of five clips from the film, the other four are lame)	(52)