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Sun June 15, 2008

(Some Guy)	For fans of Rube Goldberg...Smash That Egg	(12)
	I'll see your suggestive ice cream commercial, and raise you a much more artistic but still suggestive chocolate bar commercial. Fap	(22)
	Enjoy the heat with the most suggestive ice cream commercial from the 70's you will see today	(36)
(FrogSoda)	Four words: Star Wars dance off	(25)
	Today would have been Jim Varney's 59th birthday. Relive the good times with this Sprite commercial featuring Ernest P. Worrell. Know-what-I-mean, Vern?	(25)
	Gorgeous sculptures made out of ferrofluids. They're not just for breakfast any more	(11)
	Tim Russert's last report on WTOP just before he died: "There's never been a more important presidental election in my lifetime. Happy Father's Day, guys"	(24)
	"Hey...Dad? You wanna have a catch?"	(55)

Sat June 14, 2008

	Once again proving the 70's had the best drugs...Finland's disco dancing mom and pop	(19)
	"Bugs Bunny Rides Again" - come for the lolz, stay for the excellent horse chase animation sequence	(41)
	Barack Obama talks downright lucidly about religion and politics. The Bible "suggests slavery is okay and that eating shellfish is abomination"	(551)
(Some Guy)	Friday the 13th is over for now, but here's a look at the new Jason Voorhees	(36)
(Some Guy)	"Hi, I'm Ken Bastida, Dana is off tonight, he was murdered and set on fire"	(31)
	Perhaps if I hold the lens in, they won't know my glasses broke - cue the cheesy music	(6)
	"The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show" intro from what would be the final airing of the show. Saturday morning, September 7, 1985	(28)
	How many points do we get for running over the new "Death Race" trailer and killing it?	(50)
(Some FireStorm)	Shot with three cameras over a period of 28 hours during September 28-29, 2005, "Firestorm" shows a a unique look at the Simi Valley fire which consumed 25,000 acres	(17)

Fri June 13, 2008

(Some Guy)	The best and creepiest thing ever: Slow-mo baby laugh	(18)
	Barack Obama's terrorist fist jab fatality	(23)
	Great video moments from the late Tim Russert's career at NBC/MSNBC	(47)
	Let's put all our bass-playing quarrels aside, and celebrate the craft with Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom," with a collection of the world's greatest musicians playing bass	(20)
	Bass God trifecta completed as Jaco Pastorius walks in, dominates	(54)
(Asporina.com)	Strap an onion to your belt and enjoy this classic Betty Boop cartoon from 1932, "Chess Nuts"	(13)
	A Merrie Melody from the Forties that you probably won't ever see on TV or DVD	(44)
	I see your paltry Flea solo and raise you the absolute bass perfection of Victor Wooten	(56)
	In a perfect world, it'd be Ed Alleyne-Johnson who was rich and famous while Britney Spears and Eminem performed in a mall for spare change	(29)
	"The Incredible Hulk" starring Edward Norton and Guillermo	(13)
	If you don't live in or near the State of Washington you're missing one of the worst commercials parodying "Back to the Future" ever made. FONK TO THE FUTURE	(38)
	It's a big ad, expensive ad, it better sell some bloody beer	(20)
	How to get American men interested in soccer (slightly not safe for work)	(34)
(khou.com)	World's worst tornado chasers	(45)

Thu June 12, 2008

		David Byrne of Talking Heads - Vibrating down the house	(18)
		Things you can't do as a stormtrooper	(41)
		Learn the international friendship song with the Warner Brothers, their sister Dot, and Professor Otto von Schnitzelpusskrankengescheitmeyer	(13)
		Milton Berle vs. Statler & Waldorf -- comedy GOLD	(38)
		The most amazing feat done by an ostrich you will see all year	(28)
		Run D.M.C. and Penn & Teller together, possible? Yeah but its very tricky	(27)
		Drunk old guy slam dunks in beer pong. Alumni weekend is ridiculous	(49)
		Building America's most extreme new rollercoaster. Depends, barf bag not included (video)	(34)

Wed June 11, 2008

	Here's one of those classic videos that everyone on the web should see at least once: that motorcycle racer who cheats death by half an inch	(65)
	Guy smashes 40 watermelons with his forehead, earns Guinness record for "Face that most resembles some idiot who smashes watermelons with his forehead" BONUS: Banjo music soundtrack	(15)
	Hint: Rarely is "hentai" ever the correct answer to ANY question on a game show	(40)
	Blast from the past - Neil from "The Young Ones" sings "Hole in My Shoe." Oh, woooooow man	(19)
(KillSomeTime)	Lucky, damn lucky, real lucky, dumb luck and "Holy Crap" lucky	(31)
(GWM)	New (kick ass) trailer for "Star Wars: The Clone Wars"	(115)
	BLEVE, an acronym for "boiling liquid expanding vapor explosion." A blast, often accompanied by a fireball, resulting from the sudden release and nearly instantaneous... HOLY CRAP	(57)
	"World of World of Warcraft" allows you to play a person playing "World of Warcraft"	(24)
	I'll see your Al Green and raise you the Cosby family pantomiming Ray Charles	(11)
	Today's film flashback: "Westworld" theatrical trailer	(14)
(Some Guy)	Ever wonder how David Copperfield flies? Wonder no more	(40)
	Great Navy ad or greatest Navy ad EVAR?	(62)
(Some Guy)	Donkey Schlong? The new Mario Kart has some... um... interesting backgrounds. There's a lot more "Wii" than you might expect. Penis	(74)
	Jack Cafferty to Gloria Borger on CNN: "Did...did you say 'the money shot'?"	(49)
	Happy 75th birthday to Gene Wilder. Just don't take any boat rides with him	(31)

Tue June 10, 2008

	"We need you to fix the country" Brian Williams' commencement address at THE Ohio State University (or Ohio State University for those with no egomania)	(34)
	Check out the new full-episode "Colbert Report"/"The Daily Show" player, and learn about the newest threat to America: "Albatresbians," and their decadent beak-dipping	(14)
	New BMW "GINA" convertible does without body panels, has cloth exterior. Features "wrinkling" doors, blinking headlights, and taillights under fabric	(68)
	Beer: Mandatory. Aeronautical engineering degree: Uhh, what's that?	(12)
	Behold the next revolution in fast food: Combination chicken nugget/soda cups. Sunglass-holder hamburgers reportedly not far behind	(21)
(Some Guy)	Star Wars Floppy Disk	(18)
	Jeremy Clarkson test drives the Toyota Prius. "I'd rather look at the back side of a baboon"	(58)
	Television reporter gets the Mardi Gras treatment with a dollar bill down her bra	(22)
	WTF time from Japan: Fish Fight	(16)
(Some Guy)	You got nitrogen triiodide on my feather. You got a feather in my nitrogen triiodi... WHOA	(36)
	Catching a bug in the mouth causes this reporter to let his "street" out (Not safe for work language)	(33)
	They don't make TV like this anymore. "Playboy After Dark," Hef's bachelor pad of high-class and smooth music. Tonight's episode: The Grateful Dead, acoustic with harpsichord accompaniment. Safe for work	(15)

Mon June 09, 2008

	"Help me.....Help me"	(79)
	For those who don't remember "Mystery Island" - It was like "Lost" with bad 70's hair	(16)
	Amazing video of a house being washed away in a Wisconsin resort town	(29)
	This is WTF for the rest of the week, YATTA	(65)
	The first rule of firearm safety: Always assume the weapon is loaded. Rule No. 2: When in doubt, see No. 1	(46)
(Some Guy)	Fearless tiny puppy and gentle German Sheperd. Awwww	(25)
	Today's "Blast From The Past" comes from 1970, and includes a dead beached whale, half a ton of dynamite, and an exclusion zone that was way too small	(41)
	Meet Extreme Pete. The dog that can wakeboard, and skate a vert ramp	(6)
(VGB)	Matt Damon replaced with Guillermo in "The Bourne Conspiracy"	(28)
	Farker has finally finished the last chapter of his Star Wars stop motion film and wanted to share. LGT third part. Thread has more info	(38)
	Another example of a commercial that will never be shown in the good ol' US of A	(27)
	Your brain is now broken (creepy factor high; WTF factor higher)	(51)
	In 1987, McGruff the Crime Dog teamed with some 80s pop princess for an anti-drug PSA. If submitter has to remember this shameful event, so do you	(27)