Shark surfer. This guy is either nuts or has huge ones	(39)
		95-year old grandmother goes parasailing for her birthday, reminisces how she was a "bad girl" back in the day. You go granny	(2)
		80s flashback: ABC promo for "Who's the Boss?" and "Growing Panis"	(29)
		A domino drop that every Farker can enjoy	(25)
(Some Guy)		The new non-bootlegged "Dark Knight" trailer	(126)
		"You're probably one of those people who thinks that the world has a creamy nougat center of oil, but it doesn't."	(19)
		The most amazing pool trick shot you're likely to see this night	(28)

		Weatherman tells audience about f---ing beautiful conditions. OOPS	(45)
		News: Woman denies taking meds, driving around and swerving into parked cars. Fark: In her police cruiser	(11)
		David Letterman's Thursday night Top 10 list "Surprising Facts About Barack Obama"... presented by Barack Obama	(75)
		McCain: "I will have an energy policy, which will eliminate our dependence on oil from the Middle East that will prevent us from having ever to send our young men and women into conflict again in the Middle East." Wait, what? (video)	(128)

		That flying car we've been waiting on is finally here... or not	(24)
		Did you think the Spider-Man/Venom faceoff in the last movie was crap? Perhaps things would have been a little more entertaining in a Mexican wrestling match	(15)
		Sexual innuendo in TMNT? Never	(21)
(Some Guy)		What a "toned down" version of Grand Theft Auto IV would look like	(55)
		Wife of Congressman John Conyers gets pwnd in a debate with an eighth grader after Conyers called Detroit city council president "Shrek." Then things get weird	(110)
		Shocking Mars Rover Footage. I want to believe	(70)
(Cool Stuff)		Does a boomerang work in space?	(58)
		Old school David Letterman when he was funny, harassing Bryant Gumbel	(32)
		Soupy Sales tries to sell Alice Cooper a singing bug	(7)
		Suburban high school principal raps about throwing trash away in the cafeteria. Yep, the video is about as awkward as you think it is	(30)

		Al Kyder and Terry Wrist book a flight on Virgin Blue. Bart Simpson would be proud	(9)
(Some Crotchety Guy)		Milton Berle vs. Statler and Waldorf. No contest	(14)
(Funny or Die)		Shaq and Will Ferrell sing a duet. 'Nuff said	(6)
		YouTube demonstrates the tragedy of drugs. Specifically, not getting enough of them	(24)
		Dude, Steve the Dell Dude is actually still alive and apparently has a sense of humor about being unemployed	(31)
		Awesome misheard lyrics (Meshuggah's Future Breed Machine)	(56)
		Ten years ago today congressman Sonny Bono passed away. Here's the writer/singer/promoter introducing and then lipsynching his only solo hit, "Laugh At Me"	(26)
		Jimmy Carter, mystery guest on What's My Line	(18)
		The Gremlins make a comeback in this new British TV commercial	(21)
		Best Man speech gone bad	(45)
		Cubs centerfielder Reed Johnson's insane catch against the Nats last Friday	(67)
(FrogSoda)		Good: Cindy Crawford takes her panties off. Bad: for Jay Leno	(32)
		Peyton Manning goes farking nuts	(89)

		Remember that Indian acid video earlier? Yeah, this is from the same film, with more cat-like screeching and just as much incoherence	(26)
		It's about time that Pastor Manning's Obama rants got remixed into a rap song	(26)
(Funhouse)		Revenge is best served cold (Language is not safe for work)	(27)
		Checklist for best high school valedictorian speech ever: Reference to a teacher's rack? Check. Unnecessary profanity? Check. Harassing fellow students? Check. Canadian? Check	(68)
		Man in VA walks to the window with his video camera to discover a large tornado outside. Properly cusses, tells his family to get in the closet	(49)
(RubyFilmz)		"Star Wars, Sweeded Empire Strikes Back" in 60 seconds	(19)
(Some Guy)		Coolest video of bugs you'll see in a long time	(35)
		Feel good moment of the day: Officer Friendly helps mama duck and brood jaywalk the interstate. Motorists are surprisingly helpful... awwwwww	(37)
		Best version of "Let It Be" played by armless guitarist you'll see today	(27)

		Real-life aimbot h4xx0r	(43)
(Some Camera Guy)		Coolest timelapse of Fenway you'll see of a day	(45)
		Scientists create self-regenerating robot that's obviously going to kill us all	(33)
		"Oh hai guyz, just playn mah theremin"	(34)
		There may be a way to pick up women who already have boyfriends, but this is not it. Not safe for work language	(41)
		Flight of the Conchords live at Just for Laughs festival	(24)
		Best version of "Eruption" played by a one-handed guitarist you'll see today	(24)

(Some Guy)		"The Dark Knight" trailer is almost exactly the same as the original "Batman" trailer. And surprisingly, it's pretty cool. With video side-by-side comparison	(43)
		Stephane Ortelli walks away from end-over-end tumble crash that could've easily been fatal	(26)
		"It's as if millions of kittens cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." Footage of 26 "Deal or No Deal" models in Princess Leia slave-girl bikinis	(90)
		Gangsta-wannabes attempt to rob biker bar. Hilarity ensues several times	(43)
		I spy, with my little eye, a Russian MIG. Oh, Fark	(34)
		File this one under "Things you couldn't handle on strong acid"	(54)
		Watch as karma catches up with this race winner	(32)