Chris Martin opens a can of whoopass on paparazzo slimebag (video)	(31)
		How to make fireballs you can handle bare handed	(32)
		Mike Rowe, host of dirty jobs, discusses his fealings for the little mermaid, and other animated hotties, on QVC	(45)
		Pretty much the coolest move a high school wrestler could ever perform	(42)
		Cool montage of paranormal images. Some are obvious fakes, but the video will creep the hell out of you	(33)
(Geek Army)		Conan vs Colbert	(43)
		Johnny 5 is alive indeed(Not safe for work language)	(24)

		One Japanese guy does the Olympics	(14)
		Man shows off his collection of handmade vegetable musical instruments. His next project is a meat whistle	(9)
		Knock and don't run	(13)
		Star Trek canon? What canon?	(39)
		The downfall of the Dallas Cowboys, with Adolf Hitler (subtitles contain profanity)	(50)
(Some Guy)		Aw, man... Fark didn't get invited to the Internet Party(Not safe for work language)	(38)

(Some Guy)		Ron Burgundy apparently forgot to tell some of his colleagues to stay classy(some Not safe for work ads)	(27)
		Kevin Nolan of Bolton scores an amazing goal against Blackburn	(34)
(Some Guy)		Dramatic video of two cops pulling a man out of a flaming car seconds before it is engulfed in fire	(22)
		Good afternoon and welcome to Hurlingham Park for the 127th Upperclass Twit of the Year Show	(8)
		Gordie Howe playing against the Moscow Dynamos. A 17-year-old Wayne Gretzky plays alongside	(22)
		"There's an old saying in Phoenix — I know it's in Columbus, probably in Phoenix — that says, deke one defenseman, shame on — shame on you..." The prettiest NHL goal you'll see this year	(76)
(Some Guy)		Having a bad day at work, destroy some office equipment, you will feel much better	(29)
		Frank Zappa performs "Outside Now" in Paris, 1980	(31)
(Bugs&Cranks)		MLB Commish Bud Selig gets inturrpted by wife during press conference, promises to "punch her out."	(19)
		The 2007 Cowboys season in 8 seconds	(30)
(Some Guy)		Massive compilation of catwalk accidents	(27)
		34 years ago today, "The Six Million Dollar Man" premiered. Here's an awesome commercial for the Kenner toy without any concern about "don't try this at home, kids" disclaimers	(38)

(Some Guy)		What the Halo universe would look like in Super Mario World	(25)
		In honor of the death of Richard Knerr, 82 (co-founder of Wham-O) here's a Hula Hoop commercial from when TV was black and white, kids made their own fun, and dammit, we liked it	(19)
		Norwegian trio, Hurra Torpedo, performs :Total Eclipse of the Heart" on kitchen appliances. Slightly Not safe for work butt crack makes you want to turn around, bright eyes	(13)
		Insanest Ace you'll see this minute	(32)
		Stupid game show answers	(42)
		Picking Up Whores In Mexico With Dad. Submitter wishes this was his dad	(15)
		Star Wars Smoking PSA	(14)
(Some Guy)		Excavating a huge ant nest	(43)
(LiveLeak)		918 foot tall, 1.2 mile, 100mph zipline. WHHEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee	(29)
		Live action Garfield followed by surreal country music video? Thank you Internet	(22)
		Larry David shows you how to handle that obnoxious guy with a Bluetooth (not safe for work language)	(67)
(Home Run Derby)		Movies of seven different MLB stadiums getting snuffed (SFW)	(32)

		Potentially naked man, wearing bucket, outside O.J. Simpson bail hearing	(14)
		Paul Reubens on "The Gong Show"	(35)
		Creepiest... Guy... Ever	(44)
		"Big Blue Marble" - intro	(12)
		What would happen if you crossed "Mad Max 2" with "Escape From New York" and then made the lead role a hot chick? The trailer for "Doomsday". Let me show you it	(111)
		Dude, Where's My Mount? (Not safe for work language)	(26)
(Some Guy)		A video compilation of some of the luckiest people ever	(52)

(Break.com)		College news crew tries to scare an interviewee. Hilarity ensues	(54)
(Adult Swim)		Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force was responsible for Tony Romo's season-ending INT (some Not safe for work language)	(29)
(Some Guy)		Fred Thompson's wife on MSNBC = hottest political hit machine ever	(49)
		Dave Chappelle, before he was on famous, on A&E's "Evening at the Improv". Loud early 90s shirt featured	(14)
		How are you spending your Writer's Strike-imposed free time? "I'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant." For the sake of our daughters, let's get Tracy Morgan back to work	(49)
(*)		Live video link to Bud Selig covering his ass in front of Congress	(22)
		34 years ago today "Happy Days" premiered on ABC television	(84)
(Your Father)		What do you do when you have way too many Star Wars toys? This	(35)
		Reporter is live on the scene talking about an accident that happened earlier at a dangerous intersection. Bonus: An accident occurs on camera	(45)
		Dr. Hugh Cort, late night television campaigning presidential hopeful	(21)
		World memory champion explains how he expertly memorizes a series of random words with the help of Dame Judi Dench smeared in marmalade. In other news, they have competitions for memory	(19)
(glumert.com)		See for yourself why James Randi is so Amazing as he busts a Kung-Fu psychic on National Television. Bonus: Hosted by Bob Barker. Extra special ecto-gooey goodness: Also has a real, live parapsychologist	(28)
(break)		Debra Lafave gets a text from her new bff while in court (video)	(13)
(LiveLeak)		If you're a fan of fast-moving sandstorm videos that turn bright day into midnight in mere seconds, you'll get a kick out of this footage from Khartoum	(12)

		Before there was Dancing with the Stars, there was Circus of the Stars. Here is Eddie Mekka (aka 'The Big Ragu' from Laverne & Shirley) performing in 1982	(5)
		"I Miss Rick Moranis"	(49)
(Some guy)		Jimmy Kimmel interviews the two Louisiana bubbas banned from the Chinese buffet. Who needs writers - this stuff is gold	(26)
		Scatman Crothers and the greatest Saturday morning cartoon intro ever	(25)
		Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint Call	(35)
		Tracy Morgan's "Astronaut Jones" - featuring a pre-loony Britney Spears who ironically can't pronounce the word "desperate"	(26)
		Something you don't see everyday: classical harmonica	(16)
		Danzig does Hall & Oates. No mustache required	(22)
		And now for something completely different: Confuse-a-Cat, Ltd	(16)
		Hootie wasn't the first to commit artistic suicide by way of Burger King	(27)
		"My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!"	(19)
		Muppets on Jack Paar's Tonight Show, from 1963	(13)
		On tonight's episode of "Bizarre Japanese Gameshow": dizzy boxing	(7)
		January 14, 1972: "Sanford and Son" premieres. Fred and Aunt Esther blues it up. Bonus: B.B. King	(11)
(KGW)		News photographer may have captured streetlight on tape	(24)