Lifts, separates, and counts. Bonus: Made from Legos	(8)
		Confused commentators wonder why driver stops mid-race. His explanation makes it all worthwhile	(21)
		Five dangerous things you should let your children do	(36)
		You knew someone would do it eventually: Soulja Boy, the acoustic version	(11)
(Some Guy)		Looking for ways to occupy yourself during the writer's strike? Here's a step-by-step guide on how to make your very own fireball. Darwin candidates need not apply	(13)
		All you need to know about Scandinavian, in particular Swedish culture. It's all about the fish and those hairy balls	(5)
		I see your Omaha Beach and Pearl Harbor videos and call, with the Battle of the Bulge reenacted by Lego men	(10)
		Julia Louis-Dreyfus turns 47 today. Here's your freaking Christmas card	(17)
		Two little known reporters, now lost to obscurity, personally illustrate the effects of alcohol in this brave and selfless assignment	(8)
		I'll see your Omaha Beach film and raise you the Battle of Pearl Harbor performed by the Batley Townswomen's Guild	(10)
		How not to act when you get pulled over for speeding. (NFSW language)	(60)
		Battle of the crappy infomercial products: I see your Fish Pen and your Detoxifying Foot Pads and raise you a "Bling It On" kit	(17)
		Three guys make an awesome Omaha Beach film in four days	(17)

(Some Guy)		It's getting hot in here: The Office style (lgt video) Difficulty: I MISS these guys11eleventy	(9)
		Dear Mum, lost my virginity as per the instructions	(14)
		Recipe for a killer live performance: Take one Jeff Beck, add one Jennifer Batten, shake vigorously and serve	(20)
		The opening credits to the sucktactular "Fast Times" television series starring Jim Belushi's wife and Dr. McDreamy	(16)
		1971 commercial for Mattel's Snoopy Ice Hockey game	(14)
(liveleak.com)		Snowball fight in Iraq	(11)
		Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters duet. So romantic except for getting spit all over yourself	(29)
		Boring video boring video boring vid... WHOA	(67)
		The presidential candidates in terms we all can understand	(39)
		Strangely arousing special effects video involving a Rubik's Cube, four drummers, and a female body builder	(33)

		The FrogFather	(4)
		Hawaii Five-0, still the greatest TV theme and intro ever	(71)
		Da Westboro Baptist Church spits mad ryhmes yo (subby needs ear and eye bleach)	(36)
		What if Seven's antagonist was female?	(18)
		No, this is the worst informercial product of all time	(47)
		Iron Maiden VS Slipknot - Come for the match, stay for the comments	(19)
		Million Dollar Babies	(9)
		The most heartwarming, acoustic version of "Baby Got Back" you may ever hear, courtesty of Jonathan Coulton	(24)
		Before "Lord of the Rings" and "King Kong," Peter Jackson had puppets sing about sodomy (Yeah, not really safe for work)	(31)
(Some Guy)		Awesome way to get into your car	(21)

		Japanese girls attach meat to their heads, then stick their heads in a cage with a komodo dragon. Hilarity ensues	(51)
		Arguably the worst infomercial product ever	(64)
		At age 26, Mozart was confirmed as a concert master. Here's part of his final masterpiece, "Requiem in D Minor"	(71)
		Classic Sesame Street: "Cookie Computer Song" from 1984	(16)
(CelebStoner)		Watch funnyass scene from "Pineapple Express," with James Franco turning Seth Rogen on to the hot new pot strain and them smoking a "cross joint"	(41)
		In a rare moment of a politician acting like real a human being, here is a clip of Philadelphia's new mayor, Michael Nutter, spitting some flow. Surprisingly, he does a pretty good job	(40)
(Fliggo)		WANT... really, really WANT	(131)
		I see your theme from "Shaft" and raise you theme from "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly"	(12)

(Some Ring)		After crossing the Chandrasekar limit, the fantasy genre undergoes gravitational collapse to create a single 140 minute movie equivalent to 160,000 standard cliches	(26)
		New "Hellboy II" trailer complete with what appears to be the FSM at the end	(53)
		"There are Klingons in the White House." Sometimes, watching C-Span is truly worth it	(42)
		For those who thought Jon Stewart couldn't be funny and witty without his writers, here's last night's interview with one of Rudy's campaign consultants	(41)
		Possibly the best 3D short you'll see today. Baginski = genius	(31)
		The sappiest "crow adopts a kitten and the two of them end up becoming best friends" video you'll see today	(25)
		Horsey gonna win the race, horsey gonna win the race, horsey gonna w-- oooh, shiny	(26)
		Happy 64th birthday, Jimmy Page. Here's "White Summer"	(25)

		Pentagon releases video of Iran and US stand-off	(99)
		Mr. T explains the proper way to respect one's mother while having a total lack of respect for the art that is music	(12)
(wwtdd)		Hannah Montana uses a body double during a live concert. Britney wishes she could do the same thing everyday (some avatars in comments section are not safe for work)	(61)
		CNBC commentator + Wife + Gay go-go dancer = Fark * x	(16)
		Carl Sagan explains the fourth dimension	(48)
		CNN continues to elevate the level of political discourse	(23)
		The funniest video of Elizabeth Taylor losing her mind you'll see today	(20)
		Hail to the King, baby. Elvis Presley born January 8, 1935. Here he is in an early TV appearance on the "Milton Berle Show" in 1956	(28)
		Duncan Hunter bursts onto TV set to tell us that he has one delegate, most pathetic campaign	(26)

		Congressman Sean Paul at the Republican debates	(14)
(Some Blitz)		Funny ad from Norway. Be advised it is set to the tune "Ballroom Blitz"	(30)
(Some Guy)		Every "Simpsons" intro from seasons 7-15 (NSFW links on page)	(14)
		King of Gondor wants you to vote for Kucinich. Tells Sean Hannity to suck my sword	(36)
		Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land. My love of cartoons and my inability to do anything tougher than long division are having one hell of a fight	(15)
		Fix your inkjet printer in three easy steps: 1) Turn on acetylene. 2) Light torch. 3) Enjoy. Don't forget the marshmallows	(9)
		Andy Rooney is tired of all these presidential candidates with minority names	(63)
		In honor of "American Gladiators" returning, the best gauntlet run of all time	(49)
(Life Leak)		Crazy Ron Paul supporters go off their meds, chase and scream at Sean Hannity	(180)
		How to perform the fork bend trick	(20)
		The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo on "The Gong Show"	(13)
		Coolest video of a bird "moonwalking" to Michael Jackson's music you're gonna see, at least for the next couple of days	(13)
		Bass fishing with Chuck Woolery	(16)
(Some Guy)		Coolest blowed up road you'll see all day (language NSFW, but it's understandable)	(21)
(Tech Digest)		Watch Bill Gates have a "Guitar Hero III" jam with Slash from Guns 'n' Roses, on stage at his CES keynote. Rawk	(95)
		January 7, 1967: "The Newlywed Game" debuts on ABC. Classic clip about the "weirdest place you've ever made whoopie"	(16)
(Some Guy)		Alternate ending to "Superman II." I know Lois, I know	(24)
		"Oh, fark off. I'm Clive Owen...that's mental." Possibly not safe for work	(19)
(Dailymotion)		The national debt, explained by "Schoolhouse Rock"	(29)