England plagued by rising numbers of accountants working the streets	(9)
(hedgedive.com)		Two million kids are infected every single year....and even though a vaccine is available, most never get innoculated	(11)
		Admit it- this was you in the 80's	(53)
		The female version of Ronald McDonald... in Japan. Inspires most people wanting to slap some meat between some buns	(33)
		"A very impressive demonstration of French technology"	(17)
		Nine days to go before Christmas, so here's the classic Seinfeld 'Festivus' clip	(21)
		"If Alex the robo-cat could talk, he'd probably thank me."	(18)
		9iu11iani's opinion of illegal immigrants in 2001	(49)
		Your WTF video for the day comes from the Netherlands	(26)
		Commercial for the Ronco Glass Froster. From a distant past when every kitchen didn't already have one	(19)

(Glumbert)		French downhill skier surrenders his yambag to a gate. Bonus: screams like a girl	(54)
		For those of you too young to remember, here's proof that Anchorman was not satire	(53)
		Your dog wants directions	(15)
(Some Guy on a Hippo)		SCIENCE	(41)
		Do you know who else had cool black shiny hair? Mr. Spock, that's who	(17)
		From the files of "when they were cool" REM and Bittersweet Me	(24)
		These are the whimpers a Top Gear host makes when being driven around a racetrack at high speeds in a car with no driver	(14)
		Best satire of TBN you'll see all week	(25)
		You think plowing your driveway is tough?	(18)
(with-malice.com)		Bizarre Japanese Sports #9… Weird Animal Costume Rugby	(10)
		Keeping your WTFmeter calibrated - American Wild West meets Bollywood	(30)
		Hillbilly Bowie, Zeppelin and a bipolar syndrome influenced love song. 7 minutes of Bill Bailey	(10)

		The best Christmas present these kids could have ever asked for	(35)
		This guy may not be buying another Mac anytime soon. (Not safe for Mac fan boys)	(61)
(Milk & Cookies)		Dave Chappelle reads his poem entitled "Fark Ashton Kutcher" on Def Poetry Jam. If you can watch this without at least smiling, you have no soul	(24)
		Two political candidates, from different parties, coming together in an underwear clad female way. This is one Unity '08 we'd all like to see. Maybe the candidates too	(20)
(Some Guy)		The most awesomely bad fight scene you will see today: Shatner vs Sleestak	(57)
		And now, for the man who must literally have everything, a gun that shoots around corners	(48)
(LiveLeak)		Parking Gate Arm -- APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD Parking Gate Arm -- APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD Parking Gate Arm -- APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD	(23)
(GodTube)		What would Jesus yell at a bunch of sinners while waving a bible?	(42)
(Some Guy)		The cutest peacock v. pug fight you'll see all week	(17)
		Impossible ball trick from some older dude. Guess he must have got all the ladies in his youth (NSFW ad on page)	(21)
		The funniest Kraftwerk spoof you'll see for at least the next 27 seconds	(32)
		The cool: Kids create 10-foot-tall Optimus Prime costume. Teh funnay: Fast-forward to the end and watch him try and move in it	(32)
(Some Guy)		Ukrainian Army of one sexy man	(9)
		"Sweet Home Alabama," as only the Soviet Red Army Choir and Finnish prog-rockers could perform it. And it farking ROCKS	(52)
		Giant. Farking. Ice. Missiles. (video)	(34)
		World's highest bungee jump. Submitter would do it, but he heard a guy jumped off and then bounced back into the stratosphere and got sucked into a jet engine. The height has nothing to do with it. Not one bit	(19)
		1967 educational film accurately predicted the internet, plasma tv and email	(41)
(Some Guy)		The funniest, most evil baby you'll see all day	(22)
		Spike Jones--your grandparents' Weird Al--born this day in 1911. Here's how he tore it up 1945 style with "Cocktails for Two."	(18)
		Man has complete meltdown during Air Canada flight (Not safe for work language)	(51)
		Promo for NBC's 1981 "Get High On Yourself" week. This video has everything, including singing Paul Newman and midgets	(23)
		The cutest cat vs. dog video you'll see today, up until the cat unleashes its natural instinct to be an evil little bastard	(21)

		Just in time for the holidays, some Schwetty Balls	(24)
(Some Guy)		Hey you got truck on my jet engine. You got jet engine on my truck	(21)
		If there is a funnier performance of "We Will Rock You" we'd really like to see it	(34)
(Some Guy)		Jerry Garcia's breakfast milk	(14)
		Ohhhh, then I discovered, I've got some air, in my hi hat	(31)
(Some Guy)		These street performers are amazing. They use a human as a jump rope	(27)
		Introducing the world's most hamburger-eatingest clown. The first ever McDonald's TV advert	(31)
		All sorts of activities shot in super slow motion. Science never looked so cool	(14)
(Geekologie)		Video of Andre Agassi and Roger Federer playing on the world's highest tennis court. Bonus: They fire a few shots to see if they can hit boaters down below	(60)
		Awesome video from the inside of a Sea Knight helicopter hovering partially submerged to extract a SEAL team	(34)
(Some Guy)		Adam Sandler makes his weirdest movie yet. No, really	(78)

		"I'm the customer, you stupid biatch."	(99)
		Leave don't tase me bro alone	(27)
		Video game design professor frags own pancreas	(18)
(Some Guy)		Scientists make freaky-looking robot that can show emotions. "Will be useful companion for the elderly ." Bonus: frowns in disgust when hearing the word "President" as it associates the word with Bush	(48)
		Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive	(55)
		Early Led Zeppelin interview with Robert Plant and the late John Bonham	(17)
		What do you get if you cross Saving Private Ryan with Team Fortress 2?	(16)
		100 years of automobile prototypes	(10)
		Mankini Man dances London - the man in the mankini dances through the centre of London - what a dancer	(6)
(Some Guy)		Immanuel Kant. Wrong on metaphysics. Wrong on ethics. Wrong on aestetics. Wrong for America	(38)
		Anyone who's attended a liberal arts school probably knew a guy like this, and hated him	(39)
		Dudley Moore and Peter Cook discuss The Frog And Peach	(12)

(Break)		Ramps are for amateurs. This guy caught air off a goalie	(26)
		The coolest Wiimote hack you'll see today	(87)
		In case you didn't know why so many guitarists bow to Jimi Hendrix, here's "Red House"	(40)
		Actual examples of Fox News' fondness for bias, distortion and disregard for journalism (whatever that last one is)	(43)
		Today's musical interlude is brought to you by Judith	(11)
		Nancy Reagan promoting "Just Say No" at the 1988 World Series. Bonus: She throws like a girl	(11)
		Kyle sings "The Dreidel Song," because we got to give them at least one song	(14)
		Reunited Led Zeppelin performing a rockin' version of "Kashmir" -- you won't even miss Puff Daddy	(35)
		Mike Huckabee in 2001: Congratulations, Canada, on preserving your national igloo (8:40)	(39)
(Tech Digest)		Led Zeppelin play Stairway To Heaven at their comeback gig in London (obligatory blurry cameraphone footage)	(37)
		Led Zeppelin "Black Dog" LIVE 2007 (BBC News clip)	(77)
		"Orange Blossom Special" and "Jackson", performed by Johnny Cash and Miss Piggy	(4)
(Some Guy)		Cutest bookend ever: Waldo, a 6-week old ASPCA kitten from NYC, falls asleep on the bottom of a bookshelf	(31)
(Some Guy)		The best wheelbarrow race transition you'll see today	(27)

		Old commercial for a bizarre toy involving a helmet and an attachment you spin around you by shaking your head around. This was fun?	(32)
		Rowan Atkin-(Shhhh)-son talks with John Cleese about bee-(Shhh)-keeping. Pbbbt	(15)
		It's been 28 years this week since the Enterprise met V'ger. Here's the original, very-cool 1970s teaser trailer	(69)
		News anchor flustered by fluff piece on butt implants gone wrong. Possibly not safe for work (with do-not-want side-butt shot)	(30)
		VideoEdit Challenge: December is the official month for year-end wrap ups and lists, so edit together Fark's 2007 highlights	(84)
		When the worlds of cats, baby gates and retardation collide	(41)
(Worldwide Fido)		What could be more fun than duct taping a wiimote to your dog and playing tennis with him? Steak	(29)
(Damncoolpics blog)		Bike finishes race without rider	(22)
		Zan of the Wonder Twins wonders why he sucks	(13)