(Some Guy)		Grand Theft Auto is way too violent. Let's soften it a bit by replacing the characters with sailor moon and picachu. Ahhh, that's better	(15)
		I don't know what this is, but I know that it's wrong, and I suspect it's probably illegal	(24)
		Fark headline describing the video	(102)
		It's peanut butter evolution time	(85)
(junk)		Everybody needs their own Kung Fu Monkey	(7)
(Funhouse)		They're not disabled, they're "differently abled." And by differently abled, of course we mean, "awesome breakdancers"	(12)
		This song may get stuck in your head for the rest of the day. -But it's worth it	(30)
(Some Drill Bra Fan)		Just in time for the Oscar Rush.... The Machine Girl	(24)
		James Randi explains homeopathy (from 2001 Princeton lecture)	(40)
(Some Guy)		To test a new athletic protective cup, former pitcher Mark Littell takes a baseball fed through a pitching machine to the gonads (bonus appearance by Chris Sabo)	(18)
		The most hilarious "Translation" of an Indian music video you'll see today (not safe for work text)	(30)
		Break out the gagh: Michael Dorn turns 55 today. Here's Worf's dating tips. Bonus: tag	(16)
		Walt Disney presents: The Story of Menstruation	(43)
		Classic folk musicians the Limeliters embarrass themselves	(25)

		Bryan Adams, reggae, Christmas, and Pee-wee Herman. Yes, all in one video	(2)
		The Beatles and The Doors cover "Stairway to Heaven." Well, almost	(16)
		"You got your Seinfeld in my Muppet Babies" "You got my Muppet Babies in my Seinfeld"	(14)
		The Man Cold	(16)
(Some Guy)		Comparing Bush 13 years ago to Bush today... wow, he used to be articulate	(37)
		Joss Whedon and J.J. Abrams iron battle of fake Japanese commercials. Mr. Sparkle not impressed	(10)
		Not news: A ridiculous highlight reel goal from an NHL game. Sports news: scored during intermission. Fark: by a 9-year old	(33)
		If it's headbanging cello rock you want, then all you have to ask for is Apocalyptica	(28)
		How to get a lot of people with no musical experience to play a tune	(18)
		Watermelon Nights - The best fruit choreography you'll see today	(7)
		20 years ago today Ron Hextall became the first NHL goalie to shoot and score a goal	(40)
		Witness an orchestral performance so headbangingly awesome that even the cello players can't resist some thrashing. How is that possible, you ask? Consider the song that they're playing	(58)
		TriLam concert scene from "Revenge Of The Nerds", 1984. You can almost hear yourself typing in a BASIC program on your C64 from Compute magazine	(29)

(Some Guy)		Hank Azaria reminisces about thie inspiration for voicing "The Simpson's" Comic Book Guy, Apu, and even George Takei	(29)
		12. Full. Turns	(52)
		The most hilarious talking totem pole you've never seen	(13)
		Three words: exercise ball joust	(9)
		The Guidos of Hazzard (Not safe for work language)	(18)
		Mark Hamill "Scar Wars" Bob Hope Christmas Special (1977)	(26)
		Religion based video games are always farking terrible, they never make one that is even remotely OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING?	(73)
		Just in case you haven't seen an all-girl string band perform "Streak o' Fat, Streak o' Lean," in Mandarin, in the style of a 70's kung-fu movie, with John Paul Jones	(24)
(LiveLeak)		Batman and Spiderman work together to fight crime. Really pathetic, cowering-on-the-sidewalk crime	(21)
(TPM)		Highlights of GOP campaign ads, compressed into 3:34, so that you *might* be able to sit through them without stabbing your eyes out	(43)
(Some Guy)		Self-driving BMW uses military grade GPS system	(20)
(Some Guy)		First "Speed Racer" trailer online. Warning: may cause seizures in young children	(115)
		Tom Waits is 58 today, still doesn't want to grow up	(25)
		Mommy is Santa. Awwww yeah	(9)
(thisisplymouth)		Truck driver shows police how to box in drunk driver (scroll down for player)	(18)
		World record bubble gum bubble looks alot like Stewie Griffin	(7)
(Some Guy)		Man beats previous world record of 40 skips with this 50+ skip throw. He must get all of the ladies	(6)
		Gordon Ramsay vs. Top Gear's James May. Not safe for work due to F-bombs galore (and certain culinary delicacies)	(30)
		Debbie Harry & Kermit sing "The Rainbow Connection"	(12)
		And now for a trip down memory lane, and a look at 20 seconds of movie history that scared the crap out of a generation of Farkers	(78)

		To all the people that say Guitar Hero is not a real instrument	(66)
(Some Guy)		And now for something completely different: Jayne Mansfield doing the Twist with a chihuahua	(15)
		Full Metal Jacket elves (Not safe for work language)	(21)
		Hard hitting TV journalists spend their time decorating their newsroom (w/video goodness)	(2)
		I am a Muslim	(183)
		What? You want me to watch a rare 8.5-minute-long silent black and white nature film from 1912? Pull the otter one	(8)
		How you you say "WTF" in Dutch?	(19)
		Whisky... Tango... Foxtrot?	(33)
(Some Guy)		The best dance to "You're the One That I Want" involving a dog that you'll see today	(16)
		That's what friends are fo.....OMG MY EARS	(43)
		"Happy Christmas, your arse"... They don't write Christmas songs like that anymore	(33)

		♫ Runnin' around, robbing banks, all wacked off of Scooby Snacks ♫	(15)
		Bill Belichick shows how he makes a sandwich. No, seriously	(25)
(Some Fox)		Not Fark: Airplane pilot does a barrel roll. Fark: Airplane is a Boeing 707	(33)
(Some Guy)		First look at Matthew Fox as Speed's archrival Racer X	(41)
(Some Guy)		A magic moment. The first dance for a husband and bride. Shake that nasty rump	(62)
		Drawing plans before computer era	(37)
		And now, for no reason whatsoever, a dwarf challenges a tree	(30)
(Some Guy)		Can seven motorcycles manage high speeds inside a small metal globe without colliding? Oh yes, they can	(21)
		Mario Lanza performs an aria from "I Pagliacci." Wow	(25)
		The Professor's Cube. 5x5x5. 2.8 x 10^74 permutations. Blindfolded. In 33 minutes, 32.52 seconds (video sped up 8x)	(36)

(CHOW.com)		In a fearless quest for truth, a food columnist slams five shots of "hangover-proof" vodka and reports back the next morning	(47)
		Sorry, Internet. No more cute animals. Not yours	(30)
(LiveLeak)		The dullest airport security video you'll see today -- until 1:11 into the footage, when things get interesting on the runway, fast	(24)
		Tetris is still fun if you spend countless hours fixing your dorm building's windows to work as the display and if you use a cell phone to play. Yes, Finnish students did just that	(23)
		The All New Adventures of Mr. T	(12)
		With Chuck Norris attending presidential debates, advocating Christian education in public schools and roundhouse-kicking everything, it was only a matter of time before he got his own music video	(6)
		Ever wonder what movie theater employees do to amuse themselves after closing?	(27)
(LiveLeak)		Wild 747 cross-wind landing. Submitter wagers that passenger skidmarks were longer than the ones on the tarmac	(23)
		BOOM buttshot	(30)
		Your "WTF?" music video for today comes to you courtesy of those wacky Austrians	(18)
		See Master Chief of "Halo 3" come to life. Amazing video	(32)
		Haw haw, mah subwoofer's on fahr in muh truck(Some Not safe for work language)	(13)
		Turtle gets busy with a frying pan	(25)

		Tigger does Piglet's babysitting	(12)
		Im In Ur Manger Killing Ur Savior	(20)
		Three words: Japanese fighting robots	(34)
		$49.99 home funeral kit commercial. Classy, especially the girl in the pink bikini	(51)
(Some Guy)		Birthday cartoon flashback: Ozzy Osbourne in "The Black Sabbath Show"	(4)
		Latest video from Drew Carey: Dallas SWAT team supports the troops by raiding a VFW poker game, putting VFW out of business	(30)
		Video of Washington Redskins honoring Sean Taylor by running a "missing man" defense to start Sunday's game vs. Buffalo	(28)
(Break.com)		Impress your online friends with the toothpick trick. May not work so well at the bar	(32)
(Some Geek)		Artist creates Flintstone pedal car from 1986 Buick Regal, takes it for a spin in Toronto. Tasering by cops not a popular option, but available	(35)
		The coolest "Hold my beer, watch this" success story you'll see today(Not safe for work language)	(73)