(There's One At Every Party)		It started off well. Mahmoud brought the spinach dip, Sayed brought his famous kebabs. But then Ahmed shows up with his lion	(3)
(Geek Army)		Top 10 Pranks On Dwight	(8)
(Some Guy)		Six years ago, Victoria Beckham went on "The Daily Show" and told Jon Stewart he wasn't funny. Hilarity did ensue	(28)
		Quite possibly, the coolest fan-made Star Trek XI teaser you'll ever see...period	(15)
(Some Guy)		Like your cartoons old school? Watch the very first Felix the Cat cartoon, from 1919	(9)
		Foghorn Leghorn cartoons rule, Doo-dah Doo-dah. Boy that dog is a farkin' tool, Oh-dee-doo-dah-day	(11)
		This girl's got talent	(47)
		I'll see your Freedom Rock, and raise you some Fraggles	(6)
		Hey man, is that Freedom Rock?	(18)
		Cut scenes from Monty Python's "Life of Brian." Suicide Squad Nazi Jews? Yep, Nazi Jews	(25)
(Some Guy)		Combine a tablet, pen, and simple crayon like graphics and you have one of the spiffiest games ever	(46)
		Grandma shows the haters how to walk it out	(16)
		Watch this nimble crew member jump between two cars entering the pits at the same time during Busch series finale	(38)
		Amy Winehouse snorting something onstage. Keith Richards says (translated from his native mumble language), "That's not cool. I at least wait 'til the show's over before I sniff dear old dad."	(37)
(LiveLeak)		Man, working on motorcycle, is very, very nearly struck by lightning. With completely understandable Not safe for work language	(21)
(Neatorama)		Take clips of Master Yoda and JarJar Binks from Star Wars. Set them to the classic Abbott and Constello "Who's on First" routine. Hilarity ensues	(12)
		This is the most awesome thing done with a guitar hero controller ever	(26)
		Mickey Mouse debuts 79 years ago today in "Steamboat Willie." Proves wildly popular, even with Nazi machine gunners in Normandy	(18)

(Some Guy)		Ghost wants impounded car back	(20)
(Some Guy)		Angry German kid vs Star Wars trumpeter	(31)
(Some Guy)		Presidential candidate Mike Gravel will pwn you	(19)
(Creepy stuff)		Admit it, this would freak you out for weeks if no one told you it was a prank	(35)
(Break)		Guy calls Verizon 56 times and asks the same two questions about their rate. Company reps give wrong answers 93% of the time. (w/audio goodness)	(51)
		You know you have a scary face when the dog won't even look at you	(40)
		Calhoun Tubbs wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it goes	(12)
		Drew juggles my boobies (Not safe for work toys)	(15)
(Some Guy)		Charlotte, N.C. courthouse security camera captures ghost image of a woman writing, who reappears when the local TV station shows up to do a story on her	(29)

(MyFox St. Louis)		Man steals woman's purse, then is caught on gas station surveillance video dancing like a nerdy white boy while waiting for change from clerk (amusing as hell video)	(18)
		Some serious cuteness to get you happy for the weekend... whatevah	(32)
		Finally, a version of "Here I Go Again" that I can stand. Although I could do without that butterface in the lower-right corner	(42)
(Some Guy)		Behind-the-scenes look at filming of "Harry Potter 6." Snape kills Dumbledore	(21)
(PeoplePosts)		One in a million golf shot. Has to be one of the luckiest shots ever in golf history	(34)
		Weatherman: "I can't get my balloon to blow up... Harold, how come my balloon won't blow?"	(8)
(Funhouse)		Neo vs Robocop	(22)
		Finally, a biased news video show	(15)
(Some Guy)		Syd Barrett visits his accountant on acid	(26)
(Funhouse)		The most amazing drawing technique you'll see all day	(38)
		Opening of amazing French documentary "Microcosmos." You will believe a bug can fly	(24)
		Keith Moon's last interview, on "Good Morning America" (featuring Pete Townshend, and "you're doing it wrong" graphics)	(23)
(break)		Give a man a chipmunk and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish for chipmunks	(15)

		Whiplash the rodeo monkey rides a saddled border collie. Your dog wants nine seconds	(9)
(Some Guy)		Vintage George Carlin from 1977 (Not safe for work language, if you really needed to be told that)	(16)
		Anyone have one of these as a kid? Man, I wanted one	(88)
(People Magazine)		If you ever thought all that was missing in your life was a video of wrestler "The Rock" staring down a tarantula, well today your life is complete	(13)
		How to beat the everliving crap out of your VW--set to cheerful polka music	(26)
		Before he was Detective Sonny Crockett or Nash Bridges, Don Johnson traveled a post-apocalyptic waste-land with a telepathic dog	(39)
		So, what happens when there's a tie in "Jeopardy" tournament play? Well, now we know	(50)
		The car of the future was designed in 1963 and gets 100 mpg. Suck it, hybrids	(31)
		ABC early 80s lineup promo	(28)
(Snotr)		Ninja parade slips through town unnoticed once again	(22)

		Clippers dancer tries a half court shot at halftime of NBA game... shoots it backwards over her head... nothing but net	(36)
		Mind-blowing filmic odyssey, or mind-blowingly cheesy joke. You decide	(19)
(Some Shocker)		The most perfect technical glitch	(74)
(Some Guy)		Since the holiday season never provides any fodder for Internet video hilarity, some blog has already named the 20 funniest web clips of 2007	(18)
		See an early "Oprah" promo when she was a news anchor in Baltimore	(17)
		Hawks' mascot gets served, kidnaps small black child	(11)
		I notice that you're not wearing any "GALOSHES"	(21)
(Some Guy)		How to solve a Rubik's Cube under water... in one breath	(4)
(Some Guy)		Move over Guitar Hero, here's the latest craze in music gaming: Cowbell Hero	(39)
(Some Guy)		Is this the world's most unconvincing UFO video?	(36)
		Forget high noon outside this OK Corral... these days its rush hour on the Phoenix freeway	(9)
(KillSomeTime)		Mission Impossible: Squirrel	(21)
		This is the best Asian kid acoustic cover of ::shudders:: "Soulja Boy" you'll see all day	(37)
		Good God... who knew that a dance-off could be so awesome? More so, who knew that the Lindy Hop is so ridiculous?	(33)

		The "Best Waste of Technology Award" goes to: the Laser Pizza Cutter (with skin melting goodness)	(27)
		Richard Simmons on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Stomach hurts, tears falling	(26)
		NASCAR ... snails... it's... NASCARGOT	(19)
(Some Guy)		Two middle-aged white college football announcers attempt to dance. Hilarity ensues	(26)
		Tori Amos talks about her hair pie	(44)
		Norm Macdonald even makes "The View" hilarious. With bonus Abe Vigoda goodness	(25)
		The Frontier Hotel in Las Vegas bit the dust this morning, but not before bringing some long overdue showmanship to the casino implosion business	(28)
(Generic Arkansas tag)		Not news: School teaches kids that meat comes from animals. News: by skinning a raccoon Fark: Killed in class with a nailgun. Just another day in Arkansas	(17)
		Dogs ruin girl's birthday, decimate balloon population	(12)
(Some Guy)		Halftime band doing oldschool video games on the field	(43)
		Watch Oregon State's quarterback lay out a 265lb defensive end on a block	(45)
		Video of Fark Headlines category on Jeopardy	(69)
(Some Guy)		The most insane wedding crashers you'll see today - stranger still that one of them is the groom himself	(8)

(Some Bukket)		And now for today's Whisky Tango Foxtrot video	(35)
		Sir Ian McKellen explains his method of acting on "Extras"	(16)
		Google releases Android	(67)
(Some Guy)		The dream of each gambler :)	(16)
(Some Guy)		Lego Star Wars vs Star Trek	(22)
(Some Guy)		What Britney Spears VMA performance should have looked like if she weren't drunk (video split-screen comparison with the planned choreography)	(21)
		Jonathan Winters dates a 25-year-old	(13)
(Some Guy)		How to do 0-60 in one second. All you need is 990 lithium battery cells, a motorcycle, and someone crazy enough to ride it	(17)
		"To Catch a Predator" scene that they never aired	(19)
		Bukka White would have turned 98 years old today, and is a true blues legend. If you have never seen a man play a guitar by slapping it like a stand-up bass, you may want to check this out	(20)
		Forget Turkish Star Wars. Here comes Italian Spiderman	(22)
		How to win a bar bet with a small piece of paper	(14)
(Crackle)		Here comes the science	(14)
		"When I was 18 I wanted to fark on the floor and break shiat, when I was 25 I wanted to fark on the floor and break shiat, when I was 35 I wanted to fark on the floor and break shiat..." (language NSFW)	(42)
		Redefining the "geek" in Band Geek. Very good stuff here	(32)
(Some Guy)		The top 10 shockingly bad tech ads	(25)
(Some Guy)		The unaired iPhone SNL sketch that Apple doesn't want you to see	(31)
(Planet Vids)		Squirrel playing dead	(13)
(Some Guy)		A slow day at the office for these construction workers means it's time to take a trip on the wild side	(16)
		Shania Twain covers AC/DC terribly. You'd puke if we weren't so busy so busy fapping it to her	(77)
		One of the best songs of the 90's: "Pets" by Porno for Pyros	(41)