(What a drag)		Man wins the best "How is your day?" question with: struck by bus, dragged under bus, crawled out, THEN came into the office	(5)
(Engadget)		They'll never steal your cake again	(18)
		Tim Conway just wrecks the rest of the cast in this hilarious outtake from the Carol Burnett show	(22)
		A perfect storm of failure that could only occur on the internet: the Star Wars Kid meets the Star Wars Trumpet Girl	(17)
		Two very intelligent minds spar as Christopher Hitchens debates Dinesh D'Souza	(52)
		Julie Chen, how do you usually enter a room?	(34)
(Foundrymusic)		WKRC-TV in Cincinatti figures out what was missing from the morning news - DANCE PARTY FRIDAY(slightly Not safe for work ad on page)	(16)
		For those of you who missed the end of the Trinity/Milsap fooball game yesterday, here is the "Miracle in Mississippi" play everyone is talking about	(56)
		How to wake up your passed-out drunk friend	(11)
(The Geek Army)		Somebody is getting a surprise	(24)
		Joe Namath lets Farrah cream his face	(4)
		Before his name was Earl, Jason Lee used to blow your doors skateboarding	(23)

(Daily Show)		Daily Show classic: Steve Carell teaches Stephen Colbert how to trick-or-treat	(35)
		John Cleese turned 68 today, which is how many times most Farkers have seen "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" Enjoy the genius of these scenes, you empty-headed animals. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time	(29)
		Comedy Platinum - Cliff Clavin on Jeopardy	(17)
		Awesome Engrish exercise video. Of course it's from Japan	(17)
		Ram Jam wasn't the most famous band of the 70's, but they were definitely the ugliest	(24)
		Chances are this was your first introduction to The Hulkster: behold Thunderlips ~ The Ultimate Male	(6)
(Some Guy)		"When I scratch my cat a particular way, he starts receiving talk-back radio broadcasts..."	(19)
		The coolest surfing video you'll see today. Using boats	(5)
		Your daily brain fart: "Fiddler on the Roof." In Japanese. Oy gevalt	(13)
		Coolest video of a 757 in a vertical climb you'll see all day	(20)
		How would you react if Shannon Tweed wanted to eat you?	(13)
		Alec Baldwin proves why he's a comedy genius	(49)
		Nightmare at 20,000 Feet	(10)
		Video of the largest helicopter ever made. Bonus: French narration	(36)
(Some Guy)		The coolest experiment you'll see today or this week or ever for that matter	(44)
(Some Guy)		The steepest sand dune climb and recovery you'll see today	(21)

(Your Doing it Wrong)		A bottle of MD 20-20, a bike missing a front wheel and a snarky passerby with a video camera equals a whole lot of hilarity ensuing FAIL	(16)
		For all you youngsters out there, this is how us hipsters rolled, back in the 80's. TOP THAT	(81)
(Some Guy)		Japanese Bikini Rodeo Pie Fight - What else do you need to know? (may not be SFW in some places - like a convent)	(42)
		Battlestar Galactica Razor, flashback clip with original toaster Cylons	(34)
(Some Guy)		Start your morning with the strangest video you will ever seen on the internet	(59)
		AT&T to San Diego Fire Victims: "You owe us $300 for the satellite receiver you failed to save from your burning house." BONUS: Wife is a smokin' hottie	(76)
		Another reason why TV today is just a wee bit better. We used to watch crap like this back in our day when all we had were only 40 channels	(56)
		Trailer for the cinema's crowning achievement: "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"	(18)
(Live Leak)		Cute chick does soccer tricks with melon in supermarket. Subby'd marry her in a heartbeat, but unfortunately he hates formal weddings and she cantaloupe	(49)
		Chinese edition of Spongebob Squarepants. Not safe for the politically correct	(13)

		"Guitar Hero 3" comes out on Sunday. Here's a video of the hardest song in the game, Dragonforce's "Through the Fire and the Flames," played by a guy who desperately needs a new hobby	(125)
		Wal-Mart commercial circa 1981	(33)
(Hot Air)		ABC reporterette tries to pester Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger into a "gotcha," but he fends her off and is about 10 seconds away from ripping off her arm and beating her to death with it (video)	(79)
		In honor of John Levén's 44th birthday here's Europe's "Final Countdown," but as only Spongebob Squarepants could do it: "The Final Sponge Down."	(13)
		Portal Gun + Half-Life 2 = teh awesome	(77)
		Watch Donny Osmond going nuts to Wierd Al's "White and Nerdy"	(31)
		OK you smart Farkers - How is this trick done?	(90)
		The biggest on-field soccer blunders. Submitter is amazed they managed to tie their shoes before going out there	(20)
		David Letterman guest-stars on "Mork & Mindy." With bonus Morgan Fairchild, na-nu	(12)
		Today's sampler of classical ballet brought to you by the Kansas City Chiefs. Ya rly	(6)
		Johnny Carson video from the '80s about the dangers of home video taping. Get meta by watching it on YouTube in the '00s	(15)
(Some Royal)		One of the funniest Daily Show moments ever?	(50)

		Office worker too busy playing hackey sack to answer the phone. The ending is a little Not safe for work	(22)
		This is why Norm Macdonald is the greatest late night talk show guest in history	(36)
		Collection of MST3K shorts, don't make fun of them, that would be mean	(29)
		I lost my heart to a starship trooper. Hand in hand, we'll conquer space. The 70s were strange	(29)
(CinCity2000)		Fox debuts the trailer for Season 7 of "24" tomorrow. See it here right now	(73)
(C & L)		George Carlin interviewed on "Countdown"	(21)
		From the "too much time on our hands" category comes this: unicycling in the streets of Manhattan	(8)
		Neil Gaiman discusses H.P. Lovecraft	(34)
		John Rambo trailer (2008)	(48)
		The greatest toy train set ever made	(36)
		911 operator gets call that her son's been shot. Amazingly doesn't freak out and helps save kid's life	(63)
		Man loses wifi connection at coffee shop, and of course he acts rationally and the police are not needed	(53)
(Some Jerk Too)		People scaring their friends is always funny	(21)
(LiveLeak)		Firefighters get closeup view of DC-10 dropping 12 metric assloads of fire retardant on CA wildfires	(46)
(Some Guy)		This car owner is completely oblivious to the fact that his car disappears while he is pumping gas	(42)

(Some Guy)		How to make an attack campaign ad - explained in 56 seconds	(18)
		Devin Hester: Is he the best return-man ever?	(146)
		"99 Red Balloons" : This is what we've waited for. This is it, boys	(52)
		Rocky Horror Picture Show clip just in time for Halloween. How many times for you? Favorite scene, line and audience shout out memories to the right	(74)
(NASA)		NASA-TV live coverage of shuttle Discovery launch	(49)
		Everything you needed to know about immigration, compliments of Schoolhouse Rock	(27)
		How to close every McDonald's in Manhattan	(50)
		Did anyone else watching Monday Night Football catch this?	(37)
		The best unedited martial arts sequence ever -- 4 minutes of ass-kicking with no camera cuts	(53)
(Some San Diego Guy)		Loveable Larry Himmel has been reporting the news for KFMB News 8 in San Diego since 1979. Today, he lost his home.... and still went on the air live from the scene. Subby wants to buy him a beer (videos)	(30)
		In a shameless attempt to get the sympathy vote, Marie Osmond faints at judges comments	(105)

		Guinness World Record Beer Chug Attempt	(24)
		Oh Vader	(18)
		Boone Pickens predicts $100 oil again cuz he's the man. It even becomes "breaking news." Melissa Francis looks nice too	(10)
		Who taught Red Sox closer Papelbon how to step dance?	(54)
		Bud Light: Real Men of Genius - Mr. Delusional, Irrational Notre Dame Fan	(25)
		KISS from 1979, on the PBS show "3-2-1 Contact"	(23)
		I see your PBS 3-2-1 Contact, Electric Company, Sesame Street and raise you Zoom's Bernadette doing the arm thingee	(21)
		"Street Fighter: The Later Years," Part V	(19)
		The best "Sesame Street" video ever	(24)
		Motorhead's "King of Kings" set to video from 300	(17)
		Wingtips are shoes and not things you want smacking your head at 100 mph	(13)
		Your "stuck in your head" song of the day	(18)
		Early 70s PBS show "Zoom" tried gettin' "hep" with kids	(15)
		Mister Rogers plays "Donkey Kong"	(13)
		"The Electric Company" -- Spidey meets the Prankster	(8)
		Ron Paul is booed by Republican audiences when he points out that the American people want the war in Iraq to end and troops to come home safely	(441)
		Scientist uses HP printers to create new organs. Still no cure for paper jams	(19)
(Some Guy)		What happens if you're struck by lightning while in a car?	(50)
		Robert DeNiro proves he's the best actor ever. He can be a New York City taxi driver, an out-of-shape boxer... or a cabbage	(20)
		Subby's video tribute to his father, who passed away on Thursday. Rest in peace, Dad	(80)
		A Calvin & Hobbes tribute ... in Post-It Notes	(15)