(Fun or Die)		Funniest Survivorman spoof you'll see today	(1)
		It was 119 years ago today, Louis Le Prince shot the earliest known surviving film. Come take a look at 2.11 seconds of Oct 14th, 1888	(21)
		Grab some popcorn and watch a professor attempt to teach a blonde woman how to change a processor	(25)
		This next article of weird news comes to us from th- ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ That's Gene Gene THE DANCING MACHINE	(17)
(Some Guy)		If you propose a Saturday Night Live Skit, it will come	(18)
(The Steel Deal)		VW Bug. Check. Hippie in appropriate tie-dye garb. Check. Why he and his cameraman aren't one with the scrap metal UNIVERSE... is a question you'll have to answer for yourself. Video evidence	(19)
		The Clint Howard Variety Show: Episode One (some not safe for work language)	(11)
		I triple dog dare you to find a video more bursting with gayness	(74)
		A cat singing a love song? Balderdash, I say I give you the greatest gold digger song as sung by an undead walrus	(11)

		What really happened after Han's escape	(11)
		The greatest love song of all time. As sung by a cat	(11)
		Doris Lessing, you've just won the Nobel Prize for literature - your thoughts? (video)	(12)
		I, for one, bow to our new dancing dog overlords. Your dog wants lessons	(16)
		The most incredibly wrong video you will see all week	(87)
		When your brand new digital news studio crashes, do you C) Take the broadcast outside, complete with backdrops of power transformers and chain link fence. With offscreen paper rustling goodness	(17)
(Some Guy)		Time lapse video of the 2007 Great Reno Balloon Race	(13)
		Southwest Airlines gate attendant seranades passengers with the ukulele, gets them to sing along to Brown Eyed Girl	(27)
		Emma Watson interviewed by Conan O'Brien. Giggity	(32)
		For your convenience, all the 'Johnny' scenes of the AIRPLANE movies condensed into about 5 minutes	(31)
		How to play chess	(15)
		How does an elderly geek tell kids to get off his lawn? He doesn't. He builds something to do it for him	(25)

(Some Guy)		John Stewart opens up a big ol' can of awkward on Lynn Cheney	(62)
		Found by the definition of Awesome: Dokken-Dream Warriors from Nightmare on Elm Street Soundtrack	(23)
		Diesel powered Tie Fighter is set up for the long haul. "No. It's a short range fighter"	(46)
		In honor of his birthday, here's the multi-talented Hugh Jackman, singing and dancing with the Rockettes. Do we really need an excuse to watch Hugh Jackman do anything?	(12)
		2051AD, 10 years after World War 4	(38)
		Highschool kids playing the "Halo" theme (and doing a damn good job)	(50)
		Erin Grey from Buck Rogers. In spandex. Bidyy biddy biddyy	(43)

		"Star Wars... nothing but Star Wars"	(28)
		A musical tribute to the man behind the masterpiece: Here's to you, Robert C. Baker - may you rest forever in that glorious Happy Meal in the sky	(14)
		Darth Vader being a jerk	(24)
		Loose Screws: The Darth/Daffy Conspiracy	(15)
(Some Guy)		Mel Blanc visits with David Letterman back in 1981 about his hundreds of cartoon voices	(26)
		This Levi's commercial from '89 was nominated for "Worst Commercial Ever"	(64)
		"Star Wars" trumpet girl	(59)
		"80s Cartoon Mix." How many can you name?	(60)
(LinveLeak)		Thousand-frame-per-second internal video footage of a running engine	(33)
(Some Guy)		Why risk dying in a flaming plane crash when you can skydive just as easily with a giant catapult?	(22)

		Surveillance video shows obsese old woman teaching 4-year-old granddaughter how to shoplift at Sears. In other news, video proves someone still goes to Sears stores	(19)
(Some Guy)		The original "Tetris" commercial	(17)
		Reporting for Duty. Check out a dude getting gassed and other hilarious drills	(14)
		Tricycle(Steep Hill) + Curb = Endo	(22)
		"Gimme an F, Gimme an I, Gimme an E. R. D. What's that spell class?"	(70)
		Just worth watching again. Marco Tardellis goal celebration in the 1982 World Cup final. I think he was relatively pleased	(12)
		1985: Yul Brynner dies of cancer this day. Remember him as the steely-eyed robot gunfighter in "Westworld."	(27)
(LiveLeak)		BBC reporters are utterly baffled while reporting on a California 3/4 ton pumpkin being dropped on a SPED bus. Billy Corgan unavailable for comment. (video)	(8)
		When it comes to quantum physics, Max Weinberg is an ass (Conan O'Brien video with Jim Carrey)	(21)
		Don't much like police, but sure do envy them for this cruiser	(21)
		In celebration of the upcoming Halloween season, here's the re-edited trailer to "The Shining"	(13)
		Staten Island councilman to Norwegian comedian: "Get the fark out of my office" (definitely Not safe for work language)	(33)
		Mayor of Kharkov, Ukraine picks option C (not safe for work subtitles)	(7)
(Some Guy)		Famous last words - "but it is very safe to operate, continue to call for it"	(19)
(Some Guy)		Apparently in Australia they race their cars against kangaroos	(12)
(Some Guy)		Why I hate Bill Cosby reason #10: New Coke shill	(30)

		What if the Military had to run disclaimers in their ads like Pharma companies?	(27)
(Break.com)		High maintenance blond chick ignores tap and runs to fridge for bottled water after trying to swallow cinnamon	(33)
		Because it's Tuesday, here's a guy rapping about Ron Paul. Bonus: he's dressed as a slice of pizza	(10)
		I wonder what's worse, being part of the new cast of SNL, or being part of the new cast of SNL and having to be the guy that does the K-Fed impressions??	(44)
		"America’s Next Top Model" alum Lisa D’Amato is hoping to extend her 15 seconds of fame by attempting to be a bad white female rapper	(32)
		Rowlf and the Swedish Chef discuss Las Vegas, Celine Dion and "The Rainbow Connection"	(9)
		I see your Telemundo weather girl and I raise you a Multimedios weather girl	(45)
		The most impressive squirrel backflip you'll see today	(21)
		Meet Christian rocker Donnie Davies, he would like to share God's message of love and acceptance with you... sort of	(33)
		"Transformers: The Movie" (1986) Original Trailer	(23)
		Quite possibly the worst sex ed teacher of all time (not safe for work language)	(28)
		Ricky Schroder and Alfonso breakdance on Silver Spoons	(22)
		If you are a high school humanities teacher, performing a cheerleading routine is probably not an effective use of class time	(31)
		"The Dark Crystal" trailer (1982)	(36)
		Disney's "The Black Hole" Trailer 1979	(33)
		In honor of Van Halen's reunion tour here is Nerf Herder's Van Halen	(13)
(Some Guy)		One Horny Dog - what was supposed to be a girl dancing turns into something completely different	(71)
		SNL - Senator Craig... Really!?!	(28)
		An explosion at a propane fill up station in Tacoma, WA blew a tanker truck 160 ft in the air and onto the suspended freeway above. The blast was felt for miles. Here is the video	(36)
(Break)		A very unique way to start a bonfire	(20)

(Break)		You're flying along when all of a sudden another plane's tow hook gets caught in your prop	(36)
(Some Guy)		Al Bundy was l33t	(28)
		Telemundo officially has the hottest weathergirl on the planet	(69)
		Are you smarter than a pigeon? Look closely in the video to see if you can find the hidden piece of bread before the pigeon does	(42)
		It's hard to tell who hates this fat kid more -- his mother, or gravity	(39)
		Dan, your office is a lawn now	(10)
		Yesterday was a beautiful day in Baltimore for a 16-story parking-garage implosion (with video)	(22)
		Bill O'Reilly gets a letter from "Jack Mehoffer"... and reads it on the air. (Video pops)	(34)
		Sarah Silverman gets yelled at by an angry woman, Sean Penn completely ignores some idiot's question and Alec Baldwin shows he can't parallel park. A lot can be learned outside David Letterman's studio	(31)
		Did you know that Betty Boop's original animators used to leave her naughty bits exposed for one frame a cartoon? Here's the proof (saucy, but safe for work)	(39)
		Sammy Hagar before Van Halen, and before Sammy Hagar	(19)