Pft. Who can't solve a Rubik's Cube with their nose?	(7)
		Benny Lava, your bun machine is chock full of AWESOME	(17)
		Classic TV: Leonard Nimoy on the Flip Wilson show	(4)
		Funny new Andy Samberg digital short from SNL. Yes, subby wrote funny and Andy Samberg in the same sentence	(39)
		Compilation of Statler and Waldorf from "The Muppet Show". They are to 'get off my lawn' what Sun Tzu was to war	(17)
		We can rebuild him: make him stronger, faster, more annoying	(7)
(Some Guy)		Menomena, "Evil Bee". The coolest, but weirdest video you'll see today	(24)
		Five Words: "Robin Williams on Whose Line"	(36)
(Some Guy)		Have you ever tried to jump the St. Lawrence river in a Lincoln Continental? Well, a Canadian did in 1976, with unsurprising results	(42)

		Video is balls, listen to music. You need to relax	(13)
(Some Wrestler)		What is this wrestling move called??	(40)
(Some Guy)		In honor of Caturday, a smorgasborg of Toonces for your viewing pleasure	(3)
		Because it's cool, in that 60s roller-derby sort of way--Static X's "Destroyer"	(13)
(Some Guy)		What happens to the human race after Halo takes over the world?	(16)
		The video is as incomprehensible as the title: "Gekiranger Venom Fists Transformation"	(8)
(Right)		Fred (15 years later)	(46)
		BSG season 3 gag reel. With evidence as to why Baltar is such a hit with the lady Cylons at 7:50	(17)
		Hey, do you remember the Star Trek episode where Kirk and Spock fought a dozen half-naked Turkish guys? Me neither. Welcome to the Turkish Star Trek	(19)
		Here's something you don't see everyday: A dog and an iguana playing	(14)
		Paris Hilton: "I've moved on with my life so I really don't want talk about it anymore." David Letterman: "That's where you and I differ, it's all I want to talk about."	(85)
		Take Britney Spears' performance at the VMA, mix it with Celine Dion's cover of AC/DC, you get this: Lucy Lawless singing "What'd I Say?"	(21)
		Norm MacDonald gets fired from Weekend Update	(26)

		Man chugs a beer through his nose on Letterman	(13)
(Paperpools)		For your viewing pleasure: “Your Job in Germany,” by Dr. Seuss, directed by Frank Capra	(24)
		Automan was a TV series based on the movie Tron. The premiere episode was aired in the same time slot as the primetime debut of MJ's Thriller. Subby flipped back and forth. Repeatedly	(52)
(Funhouse)		Welcome to the Universal Studios Free Photo Booth	(7)
		Pop Rocks: get your rocks off. If they actually made a commercial like this, that is (Not safe for work)	(27)
(Some Guy)		Wonderfully dated 60s film, "Use Your Eyes" shows police how to find drugs and drug paraphernalia in a residential environment	(37)
(Some Guy)		Those commercials of cars driving at high speed around the desert in perfect synchronization would be a lot cooler if they crashed into each other. Like they do in this one	(35)
		Andre the Giant didn't need a posse to storm the Honeycomb Hideout	(22)
		Blast From the Past: You Look Marvelous	(8)
		Air Superiority, 1959 style	(17)
		I don't know what this thing does but it sure is cool	(24)

(Some Guy)		Awesome new video render of the 2,000-foot tall Chicago Spire	(56)
		The most ridiculous Rube Goldberg machine. Ever	(36)
		Giraffe fight... we have a giraffe fight	(69)
		The popularity of laserdisc video games hit its peak in the '80s. There was Dragon's Lair, Space Ace, and then there was this one	(61)
		Thousands of weiners spill onto highway	(11)
		Coolest video of the largest underground nuke tests ever done you'll see, well, ever	(42)
(Some Guy)		Guy snaps 987 Polaroids, turns them into stop-motion animation	(34)
		One hundred dog breeds morphed into each other, set to music	(20)

		Got 10 seconds to watch an elephant burp in a child's face? - Yeah, you do	(24)
		Solomon Grundy wants pants, too	(14)
		"Mr. President, how do you propose to bring private military contractors under a system of law?" Answer: "I'm gonna call the Secretary of Defense and ask him. But not really. Hehehe."	(178)
		Virginal canadian youth try to pick up chicks by (a) Getting out of their parent's basement and meeting people (b) Online dating or (c) Posting light-sabre combat techniques to the web. Bonus: One virginal idiot is subby's brother-in-law	(25)
(Some Guy)		The creepiest thing you will see all week: Angry wasps in Afghanistan attack camera. Turn the volume up for this one	(34)
		Video of Kevin Smith's very funny interview on Letterman last night	(51)
(Some Guy)		Please, someone make her stop laughing	(67)
		Greatest SNL Game Show Skit ever.... Jackie Rogers Jr.'s $100,000 Jackpot Wad. "And a special thanks to you Jackie for paying me in cash"	(51)
		Lionel Richie stalks a blind woman in the classic video for "Hello." Weird tag actually trumps Video tag on this one	(17)
		Lou Piniella reads "The Power of Positive Thinking" to lead the Cubs to the World Series	(9)
		The single greatest moment in the history of televised media	(62)
		The UK's Monty Python was good for a laugh; America's SNL got the occasional chuckle; Canada's SCTV? Well, that was just hilarious. Enjoy some classic Canadian satire	(41)
(CamelTap.com)		In Living Color’s “Men on Football”	(15)
(Daily Motion)		Classic Looney Tunes episode. Subby felt like sharing. Enjoy	(18)
		"__________________________Non"	(18)
(LiveLeak)		While news crew interviews rescue worker about rash of accidents at newly built roundabout, motorist gets cute by having rollover accident in background	(17)
(Some Guy)		After using explosives to clear a path through a blocked roadway, a huge wasp nest was accidentally disturbed and boy were they pissed	(46)

		Space:1899	(14)
		Some of the weirdest and coolest crap you'll see	(27)
		Adult Swim bump for Fark.com	(35)
		A man with fuzzy-topped boots dances behind a TV reporter during a newscast. The reporter never flinches -- but what did he say? Subby was distracted	(18)
		40ft slip and slide from the roof with a jump into the pool	(28)
		A star-spangled promo for the 85-86 NBC Lineup, Let's All Be There The Hoff is	(35)
		The U.S. prison system demands higher quality food than the U.S. school system	(24)
		Star Wars vs. The Chemical Brothers. Fark needs an "awesome" tag for things like this	(39)
(Hockey Fights)		Rick DiPietro (goalie) of the Islanders fights Al Montoya (goalie) of the Rangers in an-all out brawl	(102)
		Kazakstan, much more than Borat	(12)
		Halo 3 has some pretty obvious flaws	(61)

(Some Guy)		The developers at Google are taking this Google Earth zoom-in feature just a little too far	(35)
		Boy band ode to Master Chief and those blasting the Covenant: "Halo 3 Nights"	(32)
		Wheaton? Check. Shakira? Check. Comments regarding his "package"? Check	(39)
		Andy Warhol being creeper than usual in a Japanese commercial. Here comes the science	(13)
		Wil Wheaton pines for an Emmy	(21)
		Will It Blend? Chuck Norris edition	(18)
		Oklahoma State Cowboy Football coach loses control talking about a newspaper column that is critical about one of his players	(70)
		Sure "Halo 3" is almost here, but did you know "Dragon Wars 3" is dropping at midnight? (Not safe for work language)	(21)
		Soccer moms have Rachel Ray. Rednecks have this lady	(81)
		How to make your own microwave popcorn. Bonus: How-to-talk-like-a-robot	(21)
(Some guy in a chicken basket)		Previously unreleased secure audio channel from Apollo 11 landing on the Moon. The farking Moon. (Not safe for work language)	(30)
(MilkandCookies)		First "Simpsons" intro since the summer movie depicting the destruction of Springfield	(89)