Study finds that stabbing monkeys may lead to premature death	(5)
(Some Guy)		Bill O'Reilly, the Dumbest Man in America	(40)
(Some Guy)		See Scarlett Johansson undressed by the power of Photoshop. Bonus: Soundtrack by Rammstein(probably not safe for work)	(30)
		Probably the best rendition of "Roundabout" ever done	(22)
		Your WTF music video for tonight: a very young Fergie singing Lionel Richie's "Say You, Say Me" to an extra creepy clown	(18)

		Rainbow Brite trailer released	(22)
		The best, and dare I say “only,” video you’ll see today of breakfast cereal characters dancing on the beach to the sounds of Def Leppard	(20)
		Mad Max/Road Warrior footage + Motorhead soundtrack = a tall, cold glass of awesome	(21)
		Frenchman turns himself into human skateboard for a school project	(17)
(videoblazer.net)		Learn to Break Dance for under $20 by Alfonso Aka Carlton - "Breakin and Poppin"	(23)
		Bruce Lee vs. furry	(18)
(KNBC 4)		TV reporter finds out what happens when you run by port security officer to enter a restricted area	(66)

		Most amazing kiss-of-death back flip you will see today	(28)
		Actress Katee Sackoff on Jimmy Kimmel. Legs. Cleavage. Drool	(73)
		Old film strip about the dangers of glue-sniffing and pills - P.S. If you don't know who this is aimed at, it's you	(15)
		If you think Spiderman 3 was too sensitive, wait 'til you see the action figures	(25)
		Ken Swizzle really has a real time machine. Really	(14)
		Old film strip fom the Egg Council - P.S. Are eggs good or bad this year?	(12)
		From X-Games 13: Jake Brown falls 50 feet and walks away	(135)
(AtomFilms)		Best. Lyric. Ever. "I use telekinesis to move Reese's Pieces."	(49)
		Best. Horse name. Ever	(25)

		Spider Pig: The Other White Religion	(31)
		Kevin Smith's amusing response to a question about his suckage	(68)
		Think you're a good guitar player? Get ready to feel inadequate	(69)
		Beautiful time-lapse video of Los Angeles, San Francisco and an annoying watermark. Quite a catch	(14)
(videoblazer.net)		Storm Trooper takes offense to interview at Comic-Con	(48)
		What Artax the Horse was thinking when he died in "The Neverending Story"	(37)
		Commercial for C-3PO's cereal	(7)
		Lindsey Buckingham, "Big Love" solo, the kind of guitar playing that would put most people in traction	(51)
(Some Pest)		Chris Hansen gets caught up in his own web	(32)
		The most dangerous MIDI player EVAR	(19)

		The Suburban Mind. A journey through the "culture" of 1980s Silicon Valley. What culture you ask? Exactly	(24)
		Samuel L. Jackson gets eaten by a shark mid-speech	(40)
		Atheist talk show hosts met with impedence; stumped by caller with grounded logic	(126)
		TFer made a sequel to his stop motion Star Wars film and thought I'd share again. Link goes to sequel, thread has link to chapter 1	(11)
		Aside from a few timing issues, this three-piece version of "El Cumbanchero" is pretty good	(8)
		Burglary 101, Lesson 3: Texas homeowners will be armed	(22)
		LOST Season Four Preview - The Orchid Orientation Film clip. Contains some cussing, just in case you're at work	(81)
		In honor of Jerry Garcia's 67th birthday, here's a short video of him playing Scrabble with David Letterman	(27)
		UNICEF nukes the Smurfs	(16)
		William Shatner tries to explain to on-set interviewer what this upcoming "Star Trek" TV show is all about	(23)
(Political Gateway)		Dumb: Pinching a woman's ass in public. Dumber: She is a TV reporter. TotalFark: She is live on the air	(29)
		I don't care who you are, you've got to give this guitarist a hand	(19)
		Trailer for the Cripsin Glover cinematic masterpiece called: "What Is It?" (Not safe for work)	(40)

		The Muppet Show + Shel Silverstein poem + Candice Bergen = Teh Funny	(10)
		Funniest Bible lesson ever (not safe for work)	(43)
		Some sexy costumes at Comic Con. Warning, some not so sexy ones too	(23)
(videoblazer.net)		This cow likes to Moo it Moo it - the best dancing cow you will see today	(15)
		Tomorrow's forecast calls for high clouds and some scattered showers, with a 20% chance of Giant Attacking Spiders	(16)
		If this guy stole your parking spot, man, just let it go	(50)
		I see your Paula Abdul video and raise you a Corey Haim meltdown when he finds out he's not in the Lost Boys sequel	(35)
		Hiphopopotamus vs. the Rhymenoceros	(25)
		Paula Abdul has a meltdown on her reality show. Again; not a repeat. Boy, did Emilio Estevez dodge a bullet those years back	(24)
(WJW)		2-legged dog needs good home. He can make it on his own	(16)
		Chuck E. Cheese has really expanded their set list	(29)

		Aw what a cute little koala... he's going to see his HOLY CRAP, THAT'S WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE?	(42)
		Why the hell is Henry Rollins at Comicon introducing a giant walking banana?	(22)
		Mmmm. How to make Skittles vodka	(32)
(Milk&Cookies)		Seriously, can ANYbody explain to me why people listened to Tiny Tim?	(51)
(videoblazer.net)		Wil Wheaton shows us Sony's OLED TV's, "the Jessica Alba of TV's"	(33)
		Ever used a Molotov cocktail as a golf tee? Me neither	(27)
(EducatedEarth.net)		World's Weirdest Fungus	(35)
		Trailer for little-seen, bizarre 1970s cult film with one of the most interesting soundtracks of all time	(34)
(Some Guy)		SWAT team prank on a bunch of kids watching tv. I think the fat kid has been arrested before	(32)