An interview with the dude trying to break every record in the Guinness book	(7)
		This has to be the worst rapper EVAR	(35)
		How to handle asshats talking on cellphones at your concert	(51)
		Police and spectators plan poorly for the implosion of the New Haven Coliseum	(25)
		A rapper finally gets it right. READ A BOOK (Very not safe for work language)	(29)
(Funhouse)		Got a math problem? Call 911 (video)	(12)
		The two greatest fight scenes ever captured on film... spliced together	(29)
(Some Guy)		You've never heard the Simpsons Theme played quite like this before	(30)

(Some Guy)		500 impressions in 2 minutes - the Bruce Lee one is spot on	(43)
		Mmmm... Blasphemalicious	(18)
		The coolest Ferrari Formula One (1950-2007) racing around the city streets of the world you'll see all year	(16)
		Have you ever seen someone puff on a pipe while Rockin' out on the guitar? Have you ever seen someone as good a SRV doing it??	(16)
		56% of France thinks the Sun revolves around the Earth	(48)
		Saturday morning cartoons for the religious right	(10)
		If only there were slo-mo video of the guy with the javelin in his side	(19)
		Classic Saturday morning cartoon themes: "George of the Jungle"	(15)
		G4 interview with Peter Mayhew, also known as the man behind Chewbacca. WIth bonus Wookie-roar competition	(11)
		Air Jordan? Kind of amateur next to this. This is cool beyond words	(45)
		Cheryl Ladd does handstand. Bonus: on Battle of the Network Stars	(15)
(videoblazer.net)		Toddler Rocks out to the sound of music	(12)
(Some Guy)		Mario theme played on an 11 string bass	(24)
		Keeping the fast food theme alive, here's a Star Wars Burger Chef commercial from 1977	(14)
		During a Jeopardy episode, a contestant gives a hilariously classic question that brings down the house	(43)

		1) Paint solid iron sphere to look like soccer ball. 2) Since this is Fark, you can figure out where this is going	(36)
		I will see your first McDonalds commercial and Supersize it to a Sid & Marty Kroft H.R. Puff N' Stuff McDonalds commercial	(9)
		What's it like to lose to the Globetrotters 125 games in a row? Ask the coach	(9)
		If you weren't afraid of clowns before, you will be after watching the first McDonalds commercial	(16)
		From a 50s propaganda short: "One never knows when the homosexual is about. He may appear normal, and it may be too late when you discover he is mentally ill."	(55)
		Best Slurpee commercial evar	(25)
		Interesting ad, but WTF? Not safe for work territory	(27)
		Are you sick and tired of pausing World of Warcraft to run errands, only to discover that real life happens from the first person perspective? Have I got the invention for you	(27)
		No one could bad mouth Mr. Rogers, right? Nope, Fox News pulls through again	(132)
(Via Milk & Cookies)		Fun With Science. And a bunch of unused airbags. And 55-gallon steel drums filled with water. And rednecks. Yeah, gotta have rednecks	(16)

(Some Guy)		2 Fat Guys take an anorexic model and force her to eat and gain weight in order to become a fat guy	(11)
		Rob Lowe, Merv Griffin, and Snow White dance and sing their way into Hollywood infamy at the 1989 Academy Awards	(14)
		Robot's presidential hopes dashed as it gains ability to learn from its own mistakes	(14)
		Guy has huge model railroad layout in his backyard. Watch the trains roll along to three great Hank Snow songs	(9)
		Voice actor pretends to be female to prove psychic hotlines are a sham	(25)
		Sex education film starring Chewbacca, Evel Knievel, and Avril Lavigne	(16)
		Argentina's wunderkind, Lionel Messi, scores a sublime goal. Adios, Mexico	(53)
(videoblazer.net)		More fun then a barrel of monkeys? How about a Bar-Full of monkeys? A Monkey walks into a bar	(9)
(VidMax)		Kind of like one of those videos of someone feeding their snake a rat...but only if the snake was a bunch of tigers and the rat was a cow...and this has lots of tourists going "oh my gawd". Not safe for PETA but probably OK elsewhere	(51)
		My, how the Simpsons have changed	(33)
		MST3K: "Why Study Industrial Arts?"	(25)
		EVERYBODY PANIC! New global warming video... from 1958?	(22)
		The video that will end Rudy Giuliani's presidential hopes	(201)

		Would you like to touch my monkey?	(11)
		Ben Stiller in Die Hard 4: Die Hungry?	(14)
		What happens if you put a mask on one sheep in a flock of sheep	(62)
		Star Wars drunk driving PSA from 1979	(3)
		Really . . . slow . . . lightning	(14)
(One Smart Kid)		Toddler solves Rubik's Cube in 114 seconds	(16)
		MC Joe Pesci. Is this shiat for real?	(16)
		I'll see your slow motion car explosion, and raise you an entire house	(11)
		Since it's slo-mo day, here's a collection things being shot in high-speed slo-mo. For some reason, there's a chick in a bikini at the end	(26)
		Classic Charlie Chaplin scene showing that he was the original Ultimate Fighter	(15)
(videoblazer.net)		With a name like Chuck Storm, does walking into a pole really suprise you?	(15)
		I'll see your slow-motion drag racing and raise you a car exploding at 7300 FPS	(6)
(Some Guy)		The great thing about living in India is being able to ride an elephant. The bad part is that a tiger can attack you even if you're on top of an elephant	(33)
(Sports videos)		Compilation of trick billiards shots, some of which appear to defy the laws of physics	(22)
		You know that "stab every space between your outstretched fingers with a pocket knife" camp trick? Here's the Canadian version	(28)
		Undeniable proof that JFK was a robot	(9)
		I'll see your slow-mo billiards and raise you super slow-mo drag racing	(5)
		Ron Jeremy partners with Pete the Porno Puppet for PSA	(9)
(Some Guy)		How to screw up a FOX newscast -- this is a man on a mission	(23)
		Steve Carrell, playing hockey... as a goalie... alone...	(8)
(Some Guy)		Old and busted: Air guitar. New hotness: Air dinner	(7)
		Ultra-slow motion pool and billiards. Unfortunately, no nickel trick	(1)
(videoblazer.net)		The most bizarre watercraft you will see today. Bonus: Hottie riding it	(34)

(Engadget)		Will an iPhone blend?	(34)
		An epic moment in "Lost" that showed us what raw terror awaits the island's inhabitants	(18)
		In honor of Dan Patrick leaving ESPN, here are his top 11 "This is SportsCenter" videos. En Fuego	(47)
		Gilbert Gottfried waxing poetic about his own Aristocrats joke at Hugh Hefner's roast. Ta-daa?	(14)
		Henry Rollins on why he hates dating. (Not safe for work)	(45)
(RawVegas.tv)		Not news: Phil Hellmuth drives a car around a parking lot. News: It's a NASCAR car with a picture of himself on the hood. Fark: He hits a pole head-on	(43)
		Don't tell me it's a streetlight	(50)
		John Rambo presents the most graphically badass trailer you'll see today	(85)
		In an attempt to appeal to American fans, the Tour de France does its best NASCAR impression	(10)
		Pre-SNL John Belushi doing his famed Joe Cocker impression in National Lampoon's "Lemmings" stage show. (Bonus: Backed-up by fellow cast members Chevy Chase and Christopher Guest)	(11)
		Seventy years later, Chaplin is still relevant	(23)
		Paris Hilton's real jail experience	(20)
		NYC cabbie: Where you come from, man? Guy with giant balls: The Sky	(23)
(Some Guy)		Craziest back flip ever -- and no it's not into water, it's on solid ground	(35)
(Alternet)		Michael Moore does everything short of leap through the Situation Room monitor to strangle Wolf Blitzer during live interview	(504)

(Cthulu fthaghn?)		"Cloverfield" trailer finally up in high definition. Awesome	(94)
		Seth MacFarlane is definitely a Farker	(25)
		By far the coolest remote controlled B-29 video you will see this week. Bonus: RC X-1 rocket launched from B-29 belly	(17)
		Two words.... Goalie Fights	(15)
		Tyra Banks' Secret	(27)
		Today's Bunnday Monday feature: Six-foot snake vs. fluffy bunny rabbit. Guess who wins? Hint: It is Bunnday Monday	(26)
		Group of old folks perform Sonic Youth's Schizophrenia	(4)
		The coolest animation done entirely in MS Paint you'll see all day	(15)
		Spinal Tap playing "Big Bottom" at Live Earth with a boatload of bass players	(34)
(Pandachute)		The Return of Human Tetris	(14)
(Funhouse)		The perfect car for women	(12)
		Furries get their freak on. Warning: Graphic video of Furry dancing	(63)
(Panda Smash)		First-date sketch done in the styles of 14 internet video sites within 2 minutes	(21)
		Campus cop busts "stoner-chute" as tour group watches. Hilarity ensues (with profanity, and insane squealing)	(42)
		Creepiest looking bird mating ritual you'll see all day	(31)
		Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Japanese beer commerical	(8)