Because sometimes you need to watch the intro to Sigmund and the Sea Monsters	(2)
		To make up for the Shakira abomination below, here's Hayseed Dixie covering the Motorhead classic "Ace Of Spades"	(10)
(The Steel Deal)		Cool. Guy spends 15 years making his own Ferrari from scratch. V12, supercharged and the famous 'Ferrari Growl' - perfect in every detail. Fark. It's less than 2 feet long. Video obsessvie compulsiveness	(6)
(thegamedock.com)		Cop finds his own lawn mower in the back of a minvan during a routine stop	(13)
		Johnny Cash & June Carter-Cash: "If I Were A Carpenter" Bonus: Sappy tag	(6)
(Some Guy)		Five hundred years of paintings that depict a woman's face morphed into a three minute video	(24)
(Some Guy)		Peter Griffin certified CPR don't anyone panic	(6)
		Shakira covers "Back in Black." Why? This Farker says "why not?"	(59)
		Other than Cliff Clavin, who's the first person you think of when you hear the word 'Jeopardy'? If you said Greg Kihn, you'll like this video	(18)
		Animal takes on Buddy Rich in a Muppet Show drum battle	(6)
		Take five	(39)
(IDLYTW)		Video of Lindsay Lohan right after crashing her Mercedes running and screaming for help (with video of the crash) NSFW ads	(70)
(Break.com)		Mike Tyson, one of the greatest worsmiths of the last 20 years(Not safe for work language)	(12)

		The hottest dancing violinist you'll see in at least 365 days	(48)
		News anchor gets TOTALLY lost when the teleprompter goes down	(27)
		Let's go pug bowling (video)	(19)
		The Muppets + Dizzy Gillespie x St Louis Blues = one metric buttload of kick ass	(12)
		Should we really be encouraging kids to take candy from a weirdo like this?	(14)
		Tim Conway's elephant story	(37)
		Shatner. The name Shatner makes you click the link. Shatner	(27)
		The Great Garloo robot monster commercial	(5)
(Fazed)		Pippy, the begging kitty	(15)
		Nancy Grace gets owned by woman in the control room	(36)
		The best Lou Bega/Eminem mashup video you'll see all day. Not safe for work language thanks to Eminem	(12)

		The force is very very very strong with this one and very very very Not safe for work	(30)
(Some Guy)		"Hi, I'm a Mac." "And I'm a kitten."	(21)
		If you are not a Barber, you need the "Hair Whiz"	(17)
(Foundry Music)		Singer discovers the first rule of stage-diving: Before you dive offstage, make sure someone cares enough to catch you (some site ads may be NSFW)	(29)
(EducatedEarth)		Shrimp shoots its enemies with a sonic blast that is briefly as hot as the sun	(51)
(The Colbert Report)		Stephen Colbert Interviews Wikipedia Founder Jimmy Wales	(23)
(Funhouse)		Longest Wall Of Fire you'll see all day	(11)
(Humor Portal)		Funny animals doing funny stuff	(11)
		1960's anti-smoking film	(13)

		Fractured Fairy Tales: Tom Thumb	(9)
		Geddy Lee's appearance on the Bob and Doug McKenzie 24th Anniversary Special	(19)
		"You're not married and you live alone, and you've never watched Star Trek?" - Patrick Stewart	(33)
		To complete the Mr. Rogers Trifecta: Mr. Rogers breakdancing (for real)	(12)
		Mr.Rogers calls a strip club (Audio Not safe for work)	(8)
		Would this commercial make it on the air today?	(35)
(Some Guy)		Presidential candidate Ron Paul addresses the U.S. House of Representatives on the subject of 'Patriotism'	(65)
		1981 Atari Yars Revenge commercial	(39)
		Olbermann rips the spineless Democrats a new poop chute over their bending over to Bush on funding the Iraq war	(64)
		Why you should never bet more money on a game of pool than you are prepared to lose	(29)
		A compilation of 60s public service announcements that would make you want to be a hippy	(10)
		1977 Sony Betamax Commercial	(16)
		Linerider on a three dimensional drawing. OMFG	(9)
		Mr. Rogers plays the wrong tape. Too funny	(11)

		Aqualung, my friend, don't start away uneasy, even if Ian Anderson's facial expressions scare the crap out of you	(23)
		Toddler: 1; Tibetan monks: 0	(44)
		Submitter summons Wil with a video of Captain Picard singing the alphabet. Seriously dude, wtf?	(37)
		Winners of the "Thre Minute Masterpiece" video contest. Cool	(7)
		"Silence of the Lambs" outtake reel. Bonus: Anthony Hopkins' Rocky impression	(23)
(Some Guy)		The coolest video of a cat eating with a fork that you'll see in the next 37 minutes	(56)
		Who? Eleven cellists playing Baba O'Riley, that's Who	(21)
(Funhouse)		Millionaire with style	(23)
(Some Clown)		Old "Jack in th Box" ad with Hurley from "Lost" and Pedro from "Napoleon Dynamite"	(21)
		Compilation of water balloons being dropped and exploding in super-slow-motion, with annoying soundtrack goodness. Bop Bop boo Bop chiki chiki bawa	(10)
(Some Guy)		The first level of Super Mario Bros. 3 reconstructed with Legos	(32)

		The coolest slow-motion water ballon not popping you'll see today	(23)
		Jay does his best "Silence of the Lambs" impression while Bob silently looks on. Not safe for f*cking work	(23)
		The HeadOn Girl meets Max Headroom	(34)
		The misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter captioned. I wanna leave Bennigan's	(45)
(Some Guy)		Lady Sovereign shows up for Brooklyn concert 90 minutes late, goes in tirade insulting fans, tells American to F-off, then walks off stage without performing a single song	(95)
		Commercial for a 1970s game that my wife, boss and officemate love to play every day	(40)
		"It's amazing how science can cure diseases, smash the atom and create nuclear explosions, yet be so wrong about everything that's mentioned in the Holy Bible"	(72)
		Old and busted: Mario. New hotness: LineRider. Fark geek thread: Both at the same time	(10)
(Call Me)		An instructional video from 1927 on how to use the dial telephone. Who could have watched this?	(42)

(Some Safari Guy)		Coolest video of lions vs. buffalo vs. crocodile you will probably ever see	(45)
		Phil Collins... wrestling legend?	(19)
(DevilDucky)		Prepare to go "Awww" at two sea otters holding hands	(24)
		Gabba gabba hey Gabba gabba hey... don't be a Pinhead	(18)
(Daily Motion)		Stop Motion animation fight	(9)
(AtomFilms)		The dark metamorphosis of Mr. Potato Head into Darth Tater	(8)
(Some Webhead)		Spiderman 3: the Charles Barkley review	(18)
		This TV commercial seems like it should have generated controversy	(30)
		The best burrito commercial ever made	(26)
		The Civil War in four minutes. Hard to see, but watch the casualty counter in lower right	(68)
(Viral Video)		Funniest video you'll see all day, if you're a sick and twisted individual, like most Farkers presumably are. [Repeated awesomeness]	(40)
(SomeGuyNumber5)		The classic Origami Scam... wait, what?	(15)
		Juggling in a clear plastic cone	(13)
(Some Guy)		This is insane. Two BASE jumpers jump from a bridge and are connected by a bungee chord. When they are both under canopy one jumper cuts away his main chute and bungee jumps from the other BASE jumper	(39)
		"The Cat with Hands," a short film in the style of one of those old-school fairy tales designed to scare the bejesus out of naughty children	(15)
		For those of you that enjoyed "The Rabbit" animation earlier, here is Oscar winner "The Balance"	(24)