Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- Video Archives for '2007-04-01 23:59:59'

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Before Rod Roddy there was this guy, Johnny Olson, and his 1975 Price Is Right drunken audience warm-up speech

(Funhouse)

Here is the smartest dog you'll probably see all day

(10)

(www.hitchaser.com)

Video: Drunk Bjork singing a cheesy nineties dance hit

Pong on acid

(18)

Tom Waits performs "Chocolate Jesus" on Late Night with David Letterman

Beer is the cheese to make Homer a fool. An April Fool, that is

(15)

Just in time for the new Ninja Turtles Movie: here's Barbara Walters interviewing the turtles

The Jackson's Variety Hour, 1977. Bonus: Linda Carter

Speed painting with only a spoon and chocolate syrup. Bonus: It's of the Numanuma guy

(Good Buy, Fair Sell, Salesmen)

Why people hate tech support, and why tech support hates people (warning: profanity)

(65)

A large chunk of the cast of M*A*S*H introduces the latest IBM computers, date unknown

(11)

Bill Oreilly "This Is A Good Thing" 15 Sailors Captured By Iran

(26)

Ricky Gervais performs The Dance from The Office with John Travolta

Louis Armstrong and Johnny Cash. Why wasn't I told about this before?

(32)

The best stop-motion video party invitation you'll see all week

(LiveLeak)

Motorcycle stunt on insipid morning news show gets all ass-busty, much to the chagrin of the poopy-pants reporter

(7)

The juicy part from the 1983 nuclear war TV movie "The Day After", where Kansas City gets blown right off the map

(54)

Sat March 31, 2007:

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Don Muraco and Mr. Fuji of the WWE starring in 'Fuji Vice'

Amazing student animation showcase - complete with animated-baseball-in-the-animated-nuts goodness

(11)

Besides exploding with Diet Coke, Mentos also makes you better at beer pong, fighting off Mark Zuckerberg, and scoring with USC cheerleaders... bonus

(Whiskers)

Opening day is tomorrow; let us all remember the great Harry Caray

(19)

Middle Ages Tech Support

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Bill Hicks - Drugs and Evolution

(27)

Boeing 747 cockpit view on rainy day category 2 landing at Hong Kong's former airport Kai Tak

Quite possibly the best MS Paint you will ever see, really

(34)

Storm chaser captures one mother of a hailstorm in Woodson, TX

(Samuai Jack)

Is there anything a samuai sword can't do?

(17)

Dad home from Iraq, surprises his son at school. Why are my eyes sweating?

(81)

Fri March 30, 2007:

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(Ask a Ninja)

Ask a Ninja interviews Will Ferrell and John Heder about their upcoming film about people with blades on their feet

After years of jokes, the man known as 'Dry Hole Steve' has struck oil in his front yard. Now they call him Steve Jordan, Oilman

(20)

Painful escalator faceplant

(55)

"Half-Baked" meets "The Price Is Right." Hilarity ensues

(23)

Guy recreates Japanese ads using stop-motion with anime and Gundam figures. Unintelligible hilarity ensues

Rosie O'Donnell, noted military strategist, posits on the theory that George Bush and Tony Blair gave Iran 15 service members in order to provoke a war. Oh, and 9/11, 9/11, 9/11

(145)

Monty Python: "The Funniest Joke In The World"

(Some Homeless Guy)

Homeless guy brings down the house at the Apollo

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We've secretly replaced Alice Cooper's usual stage show with the Muppets, let's see if anyone notices

(9)

Couple of deleted scenes from Shawshank Redemption, courtesy of my good friend Andy Dufresne

(17)

Human Pong Performance

(11)

(US Weekly)

Do not follow Britney Spears to church with a camera

(17)

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

Thu March 29, 2007:

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Poorly shot footage of lightning strike yields UFO sighting when freeze-framed

Rockstar releases offical GTA IV trailer, internet slows to a crawl

(155)

(vidcrazy.com)

8 years of aging in about 2 minutes

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The best time-lapse photography of someone sketching Gillian Anderson you'll see today

Incredible video of monkey controlling robot arm. Your monkey wants || | ||| | ||||| |

(40)

Retard goes crazy with nerd rage over being banned from SomethingAwful (NSFW language)

(116)

"Battlestar Galactica" won't be back until 2008, so in the meantime, enjoy this battle-scene compilation

(85)

People on the streets of Japan are trained to obey the bike bell

(32)

Jan Pehechaan Ho, which I think translate into 'Head Shaking Batman Ho'

(Funhouse)

A dolphin humping a man

(29)

Creepy, yet strangely mesmerising CG video of the weirdest multi-neck instrument performance you'll ever see

(19)

(break.com)

Most awesome video of a guy karate chop painting a larger than life sized mural of Bruce Lee you'll see all week

Wed March 28, 2007:

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A katana slicing a raw egg in half, in ultra-slow motion

(24)

(Think Progress)

John McCain's Straight Talk Express derails Live on CNN (with video squirminess)

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Kermit the Frog's version of Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt"

(139)

Fox News: Hannity promoting war against Iran

(77)

"Late Night With Conan O'Brien" goes all comic book on yo ass

Think the Ghost Rider movie was bad? Check out the video game. Bonus: Morgan Webb in a tight sweater

(53)

Video of stuntman skiing down a 300-foot London Underground escalator.The Sun is there

Addicted to porn? Well of course you are, you're on Fark and you're a degenerate. Anyhow, these men want to help

(20)

Steve Martin explains to wide-eyed neophytes the meaning of comedy

(crooksandliars)

1972 news report on CREEP, featuring a hipster Karl Rove angling for the GOP youth vote. (For real, with hair)

(49)

Just when you thought the Internet monkey had been spanked of all its juice, out comes "X-Men: The Musical"

Family dog jumps in water to bite shark on fishing line. Your dog wants bait

(19)

Tue March 27, 2007:

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Old commercial for fake cocaine: "Is it snow, or is it Synthcoke?" In other news, there was an actual product called "Synthcoke"

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(glumbert.com)

Peanut butter disproves evolution. Fark monster manages to evolve anyway

(83)

Video of monster hail taking out a car's windows as the occupants cower in terror. (Not safe for work language)

(58)

College student blows first question on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" With priceless reaction

(51)

Best. Movie Line. Evar. Not safe for work

(62)

Firing an A-Square Hannibal T-Rex .577 caliber rifle can make you feel like a manly man... if you can handle the recoil, Nancy

(34)

This guy has more fun than should be legally allowed

(29)

Eddie Griffin crashes a $1 million Enzo Ferrari

(57)

(break.com)

Scary-ass footage of a cruise ship getting tossed around at sea

(53)

(noob.us)

The crow and the kitten (video)

There's a reason why you don't put the giant octopus in the shark tank at the aquarium

(45)

(liveleak.com)

In Soviet Turkey, Superman rips you off

Friends don't let Wookkies fly drunk - actual 1979 Dept. of Transportation Star Wars commercial

(15)

Mon March 26, 2007:

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This guy calls up his buddy and says, "Meet me at McDonald's with your camera, I'll explain the rest later."

(65)

Meredith Vieira falls on her head while skating with Will Ferrell live on "Today" (toward end of video)

1996 video of Bjork throwing a windmill of fists at a reporter, a "must" if you haven't seen it

(25)

Al Roker helps raise awareness of Magnus Oblivious Phallusitis

Rap video of Duke basketball. It mentions something about sucking

747 cockpit view of landing at Hong Kong's infamous Kai Tak Airport

(36)

Greatest moment from "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches"

Katie Couric suggets John Edwards is being "callous" by campaining in the face of his wife's illness

(67)

Funny Sopranos spoof

Wonder why Fox dumped Mike Judge's "Idiocracy?" This clip will probably clear that up (not safe for work language)

(74)

Classic water balloon to the head in ultra-slow motion