| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they raping everybody out here (youtube.com) | (39) | ||
| Video footage of the only man in the world unable to work out what would happen if someone tried to do a handstand on a running treadmill (funnyordie.com) | (14) | ||
| The eternal question answered: What would happen if you fired a fire extinguisher and a flamethrower at each other? Well, not really, but it's still some cool visuals (gizmodo.com) | (16) | ||
| Because it's still better than half the stuff on TV today, here's James Earl Jones reading the alphabet (youtube.com) | (19) | ||
| Shocking video of Barack Obama smoking near BP oil leak (liveleak.com) | (65) | ||
| (eEarth) | Wild flower whores itself out (eearth.tv) | (20) | |
| Double Rainbow: Part 2 (youtube.com) | (33) | ||
| Compilation Of dads catching foul balls while holding babies (deadspin.com) | (32) | ||
| Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than "Marmaduke", the first trailer for the "Yogi Bear" movie comes along and changes an entire world's definition of "Holy shiat, that looks terrible" (examiner.com) | (171) |
| The parking garage of the future is already in place in Budapest, Hungary and it is AWESOME (youtube.com) | (70) | ||
| (Photobucket Video) | The coolest rhetorical question you'll hear today (s207.photobucket.com) | (67) | |
| The best practical joke you will see all day (liveleak.com) | (39) | ||
| I'm so happy because the bass notes are purple and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries (youtube.com) | (25) | ||
| Patrick Stewart on Top Gear reminsces about giving Valerie Clough a good Prime Directive in the back seat of a Jaguar (youtube.com) | (33) | ||
| If you've ever wondered how the makers of Depends® stays in business, this video explains it all (break.com) | (25) | ||
| Happy 68th birthday to Reds announcer Marty Brennaman...here he is a couple years ago speaking truths that got Cubs fans all butthurt (youtube.com) | (48) | ||
| I saw a socialist turtle (youtube.com) | (46) | ||
| (Wimp) | Thiiinnnngggggsss bbbbeeeiiiiiiinnnggg deessstttrrroyyyeeeddd ssssllllooooowwwwwwllllllly (wimp.com) | (21) | |
| (Some Guy) | Kanye West performs at Facebook headquarters. I'm-a let him finish, but Friendster is the best social network of all time. ALL TIME (realtalkny.uproxx.com) | (21) | |
| Sleeping puppy wiggles toes and sticks out his tongue in one of the Internet's most adorable videos (youtube.com) | (49) | ||
| Remember that photoshop of the two legged cat? Check out these pixels (liveleak.com) | (42) |
| Q: So, if there were more than one psychic octopus, would they be psychic octopuses, psychic octopi, or psychic octopodes? A: Yes (youtube.com) | (14) | ||
| Meg Ryan and pancakes after dentist. This makes David After Dentist look like a drugged out little kid (collegehumor.com) | (34) | ||
| Justin Beiber nearly trampled to death by Arizona fans. Better luck next time, Arizona (youtube.com) | (21) | ||
| The only 22 seconds of soccer worth watching (youtube.com) | (29) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Fark's favorite attention whore talks to Colbert about not having sex for a whole entire year. Colbert is not impressed (colbertnation.com) | (44) | |
| (The Guild) | Your argument is invalid. Felicia Day's butt is a keyboard (watchtheguild.com) | (36) | |
| (Some Guy) | Reactions to drinking Beverly at Walt Disney World (video) (disneyparks.disney.go.com) | (31) | |
| The Greatest Ultimate Frisbee Catch You'll Ever See. Ever (youtube.com) | (103) | ||
| The best sight-read, ragtime version of the Super Mario Bros. theme played on the piano you'll hear today (youtube.com) | (40) | ||
| Want to be reminded of how fun it can be, and what it's like to be a kid playing in a Summer rain? Stonie can show you, but be warned. The camouflage might make him hard to see (youtube.com) | (34) | ||
| In honor of Bug Bunny's 70th, here's Hareway to the Stars. But... where's the kaboom? (youtube.com) | (13) | ||
| Dora the Explorer in Incepción (youtube.com) | (10) | ||
| Presenting the lamest boxing match you're ever, ever going to see. Ever. This is not an exaggeration (liveleak.com) | (58) |
| Chris Matthews asks what everyone's been wondering: Will Democrats run away from President Carter? (realclearpolitics.com) | (39) | ||
| (The Grip) | The best moon walking you'll see al....... ah whatever. Here's a dude moon walking in Walmart (thegrip.wordpress.com) | (33) | |
| Sissy man tries to remove giant kitchen spider with limited success (youtube.com) | (99) | ||
| High school students re-enact the Fall of Saigon. Skip to 2:46 to see mom's minivan used instead of military helicopter (youtube.com) | (26) | ||
| Ron Livingston in the role he was born to play (youtube.com) | (51) | ||
| Three words you don't normally see together: Moped Speed Racing (youtube.com) | (31) |
| (Some Guy) | How to open a wine bottle with your shoe. Degree of difficulty? French (wimp.com) | (43) | |
| (OneThingToSee.com) | Two college kids invent a motorized couch, BYU administrators reward their innovation by banning it from campus (onethingtosee.com) | (32) | |
| And now for something completely different: Jammin the Blues, circa 1945. Cigarette smoke and Lindy Hop included (youtube.com) | (33) | ||
| Flashback time: Don Kirshner's Rock Concert (remember that?) performance of Al Stewart performing "On the Border" (youtube.com) | (39) | ||
| Key of Awesome -- TRON Girl (youtube.com) | (48) | ||
| When weird meets awesome, we end up with the talking piano (break.com) | (15) | ||
| Dressed in their Sunday's finest, Akercocke is ready to go for the SHMHC (youtube.com) | (71) | ||
| Pennsylvania guys are unforgettable (youtube.com) | (62) |
| The drama surrounding the BP oil spill intensifies when it becomes apparent th- ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ THAT... THAT MUST BE A COMPILATION OF VIDEOS STARRING GENE GENE THE DANCING MACHINE (youtube.com) | (43) | ||
| Dexter Season 5 Trailer. Yes, awesomeness included (youtube.com) | (79) | ||
| The coolest stop-motion and time-lapse video you will see today (youtube.com) | (41) | ||
| Anything a Mini Cooper can do... a Seat Leon can better (youtube.com) | (26) | ||
| A nice lady shows how to give your opposum a proper pedicure (youtube.com) | (24) | ||
| How to have office sex (youtube.com) | (27) | ||
| (Some Guy) | "Halo: Reach" is awesome and will be released September 14th, which incidentally is the same release date of Duke Nukem: Forever (gameranx.com) | (79) | |
| The penultimate episode of MST3K, Squirm, with the short A Case of Spring Fever. Yes, the animated Coily is more terrifying than the Southern inbred who insists "You gonna be da worm face" (google.com) | (22) |
| Today's crazy home vidoo featuring a 'buttload' of hungry alligators brought to you by South Georgia (youtube.com) | (38) | ||
| Tennessee gubernatorial candidate gives unintelligible campaign speech (much-needed subtitles provided) (youtube.com) | (83) | ||
| Oh, your dog knows how to scream "Batman" when he barks? Well, my dog is a farking DJ (tv.gawker.com) | (24) | ||
| (Some Guy) | News reporter gets caught in the crossfire of a water balloon fight (connect2utah.com) | (9) | |
| Remember the picture of the whale breaching the boat that everybody said was photoshopped? (msnbc.msn.com) | (40) | ||
| Let's face it: "Machete" hasn't looked all that good. Now that the red-band trailer's arrived, however, Subby believes he might drop $10 to see more of Danny Trejo rapelling down a building on a man's intestines (NSFW) (examiner.com) | (164) | ||
| This bird is smarter than you AND your dog (break.com) | (30) | ||
| First person perspective of what it is like to be the kind of idiot who approaches a 2000-lb bison (edition.cnn.com) | (75) | ||
| Jimmy Kimmel interviews the "OMFG A DOUBLE RAINBOW" guy, who is definitely not wearing out his welcome at this point (examiner.com) | (20) | ||
| Portal 2: Meet Wheatley (youtube.com) | (40) | ||
| She's gorgeous, the song's gorgeous, the guitar-pickin's great...happy 39th birthday, Alison Krauss (youtube.com) | (51) | ||
| 49 years ago today the Sandinista National Liberation Front was formed, so here's the Clash (youtube.com) | (32) | ||
| Your WTF video of the day features two Asian girls and boobs (youtube.com) | (21) | ||
| They dun goofed: 10 of the dumbest things said about the Internet that were caught on tape (I know because I backtraced it) (tv.gawker.com) | (57) |
| (Slicing Up Eyeballs) | 22 years ago, Robert Smith sat for a half hour for a BBC2 interview, before he became an overweight freakazoid with eyeliner (slicingupeyeballs.com) | (27) | |
| Rachel Maddow presents: Fox News before Breitbart's lies were exposed vs. Fox News after Breitbart's lies were exposed (msnbc.msn.com) | (526) | ||
| ABC News? There's an app for that. Too bad none of the GMA anchors knew how to use it when demoing the thing on air this morning (tv.gawker.com) | (26) | ||
| Wendy, I can f....ooooofh (liveleak.com) | (48) | ||
| Worlds strongest redneck cuts his hedges with lawnmower (youtube.com) | (38) | ||
| What it's like to be schizophrenic (liveleak.com) | (69) | ||
| Struttin' that ass, the official music video (youtube.com) | (33) |
| Dog + Deer = BFF (latimesblogs.latimes.com) | (60) | ||
| Your daily dose of Awwwww (collegehumor.com) | (14) | ||
| A real rabbit can cause a hare raising situation at a greyhound race (mirror.co.uk) | (19) | ||
| Rose, Mary. Thyme for change. Vote for this dill weed (youtube.com) | (38) | ||
| Serenity Now - The Movie (youtube.com) | (24) | ||
| (Some Guy) | The only thing worse than a tornado hitting your trailer park is a tornado that's on fire (viralfootage.com) | (41) | |
| Hamlet hates fake boobs (youtube.com) | (16) | ||
| One of the most popular watermelon- and baby-related videos on YouTube is "Baby eating Watermelon" (dailymail.co.uk) | (28) | ||
| Not just the best, but the ONLY video of lightning striking a semi on the freeway you'll see today (youtube.com) | (45) | ||
| Yawn: Classic guitar riff covers. Fark: no guitar in band (youtube.com) | (81) | ||
| Four taunt Darwin by longboarding for 3 miles downhill on a highway. Barefoot (youtube.com) | (50) | ||
| Probably the most awesome piece of engineering you will see this year (youtube.com) | (80) | ||
| Honda vs. U-Haul fail (Not safe for work language) (youtube.com) | (72) |
| Don Draper isn't the only suave one on "Mad Men." Here's a montage of the ladies' best one-liners (tv.gawker.com) | (23) | ||
| A real world example of the domino effect (break.com) | (25) | ||
| Hey, man, wanna play some Madden? (funnyordie.com) | (27) | ||
| What if today's Mel Gibson were in Scarface, the Wizard of Oz, and Citizen Kane? (youtube.com) | (22) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Sam Rockwell shows you how to make a proper entrance (zadan.nl) | (115) | |
| They might not be able to field a competitive national football team, but England does make good music. Exhibit A: Plan B (youtube.com) | (29) |
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