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Login:	DrBenway (UltraFark) (What's TotalFark?)
Fark account number:	9885
Account created:	2001-09-28 12:40:48
Submitted links approved:	78
Name:	benway
Location:	Fairview NC
UltraFark Email: (what's this?)	`DrBenwaykrafartlucom`
Website:	http://youtube.com/watch?v=fw1U4EJdtgs

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What do you want from me? I walk my dog one leg at a time just like everyone else.
Updated Bio
Nothing to see, move along please. And by all means, take your friend with you. Well, unless you want to geek out about art (especially painting), that is... or music (bands, instruments, recording, etc.) or mood stabilizers (or destabilizers, for that matter). In that case, drop me a line if you're so inclined. Oh, yeah, that's not me in the painting, it's just one I was pleased with.
Testing 1, 2, 3...
the Provocateur (57% dark, 38% spontaneous, 42% vulgar) your humor style: DARK \| COMPLEX \| VULGAR You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected. The 3-Variable Funny Test! What Proto-Goth Icon Are You? Your Score: Grandpa Munster! Our test has determined that you possess 64% Hellbentness, 50% Sanguinity, and 36% Creeps! Well done! Hey! Your Proto-Goth Icon Match^(tm) is Grandpa Munster! A spry 378-year-old, Count Vladimir Dracula (known to us as "Grandpa Munster") is a native Transylvanian. Grandpa is both a vampire and a scientist, with an insatiable thirst for blood and knowledge. He tries hard to tolerate his daughter Lily's bumbling husband Herman. Grandpa greatly enjoys the company of his pet bat Igor, his "mouse with wings" who's a veteran of the Transylvanian Air Force. The what Proto-Goth Icon are you? Test
Mark Twain approves
In the past three years, two different people from entirely different circles have told me they had heard I was dead.
I'm All About The Fans
Phil Herup (in thread #3977177): DrBenway...you absolutely turned out to be one arrogant douchebag. I will remember you for sure. A ringing endorsement if ever there was one! Oh yeah, I've still got your goat in case you want it back.
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I believe we're up around eleventy-five thousand or thereabouts.