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Wed April 09, 2014, 11:00 PM
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Now that it's legal, it's just not as exciting (0)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If your doctors need 'guardian angels' to protect them from disgruntled patients, you might have more serious problems
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"BlackBerry is willing to stop making phones if they keep losing money". Come on people, lets make this a reality
source: engadget.com
(0)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
NewsFlash
 
"Waco II" The Nevada Rancher family surrounded by 200+ Federal Agents, snipers and armed Government officials just got support from local "Militia"
source: liveleak.com
(1)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Asian reporter sounds like a melting cartoon character in dip from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The big winners from the rise in popularity of tattoos? Removalists
source: abc.net.au
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rob Lowe comes out as Lesbian on nationwide TV
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mystery man found in a snowdrift in Norway after being tied up and drugged emerges from a coma to reveal he speaks English, is not Norwegian and has no idea who he is
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Really? You have to teach that to kids these days?
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(Business Standard)
 
 
 
I know what I need in a relationship now: Scarlett Johansson. Subby's thoughts exactly (0)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Men should pay more at buffets because they eat more than women
source: theatlantic.com
(4)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police finally cracking down on people who text while driving, figure it might help prevent accidents and people from crashing into daycare center (0)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Biker who murdered another biker found not guilty, mistrial declared on one count of attempted murder. Apparently, motorcycle enthusiasts can stand their ground too
source: wftv.com
(0)
 
(XXX Bloggers)
 
Boobies
 
[Foobies] Red ... with white and blue (Not safe for work)
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(0)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman who tweeted "2drunk2care" before driving the wrong way on a highway at 100mph and causing a double fatality accident, will start caring now that she's being held on $600k bond. w/ yeah, you'd probably hit it in a drunken stupor mugshot
source: cbsnews.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After 3,000 years a CT scan reveals the secrets of the singing mummy. Difficulty: Not Susan Boyle
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
This is why I'm voting Republican
source: liveleak.com
(0)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
Boobies
 
[Foobies] When scheduling classes, Yoga instructors are pretty flexible. (Not safe for work)
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(0)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast exec tells Congress that they know their customer service sucks, but they are going to do better. And why was Comcast in front of Congress? To tell them how much better customer service will be when they take over Time Warner
source: arstechnica.com
(0)
 
(Just Hot Babes)
 
Boobies
 
[Foobies] Having a wonderful time on vacation. Wish you were here (Not safe for work)
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(0)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If most photos are worth a thousand words, this one is worth a million
source: koco.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Joan Jett to make Nirvana fan's heads explode
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I've found him to be polite and a likable individual," Turner said. "He has a good personality as far as talking with him." says the defense attorney of a man that admits to killing over 40 people
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Driven By Boredom)
 
Boobies
 
Naked girl in a comic book shop (0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
When it comes to hard-hitting journalism, nothing beats Slate: "CAN PEOPLE DISTINGUISH THE TASTE OF LEMON AND LIMES IF THEY ARE BLINDFOLDED?"
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Amazon would like to remind you that you don't actually own a damn thing on your Kindle
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(Perufornication)
 
Boobies
 
Watch outdoor lesbian teenies in passionate love making [Not safe for work] (0)
 
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
In 1815, the largest volcanic eruption in human history changed the world's climate. Here's a few of the ways this temporary climate change event altered human history (0)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Songs that reference specific alcohol brands increase and encourage binge drinking in teenagers." Wait until they find out what happens when kids listen to song about sex
source: nme.com
(0)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Leading candidate for a government office complains: "We have a state that is largely controlled by people that work for the government"
source: kcra.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I need cancer like I need a 'Hole in the Head'. (Caution: graphic photo)
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
[Main] "More and more athletes are coming out of the closet...it seems homosexuality really is contagious." You may want to rethink that headline, Slate
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(0)
 
(EEOC)
 
 
 
What are women getting all emotional for? We already have a law, the Equal Pay Act of 1963
source: eeoc.gov
(0)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
This guy may be a douche for dressing like he does, but, .... he's got a point and the Police prove it on video
source: liveleak.com
(0)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Four Twilight films later and Robert Pattinson made over $60 million
source: tmz.com
(0)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg hosting "Wellness Retreats" in states that are "pro-marijuana" (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] Lost wallet returned missing $40, but with a heartwarming note
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(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Proper way to dispose of a U.S. flag: Burn it in a ceremony with dignity. Improper way to dispose of a U.S. flag: Burn it in an opening day ceremony with a fireworks display
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
James B Hellwig, known in the ring as the Ultimate Warrior, has died at age 54 (1)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Presidents Barack Obama and Lyndon B. Johnson are nothing alike, LBJ was hands-on, and Obama is just off. Now BHO and JEC, pigs in a blanket
source: news.yahoo.com
(1)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Flea reduced to performing with members of Mars Volta (0)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
[Geek] Dinosaur killer? Pfft. Here, meet an ocean evaporator
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Big Momma so upset that someone wrote Big Momma on her Subway pizza that she raises a big stink with the big news media
source: 10news.com
(0)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Brandon Spikes is first ballot lock for the Troll of Fame (0)
 


Wed April 09, 2014, 10:00 PM
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Junk science hot air (0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coming soon to state fairs: Tilapia bacon
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Detroit police now say the mob attack on a white motorist might be a hate crime. Gee you really think so Lou?
source: cbsnews.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dogs (0)
 
(Perufornication)
 
Boobies
 
Naughty Felix on the floor spreading and sliding her fingers into her sexy sheer thong [Not safe for work] (0)
 
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Getting hosed in Boston
source: statter911.com
(0)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Is it really time for a Timecop reboot? Apparently so
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(1)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Julia Louis Dreyfus, 53, naked on the cover of Rolling Stone, covered only by the text of the Constitution and my John Hancock. Wouldn't you'd like to four score with her? (0)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Lowly" city clerk charged with stealing $750,000 (0)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
These tattoos are actually useful, unlike your stupid tribal armband and your tramp stamp
source: buzzfeed.com
(0)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
[Main] Olestra speeds up removal of toxins from your body. Mind you, Olestra speeds up removal of lots of things from your body
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Son launches multi-million dollar lawsuit against nursing home, because his mom was A: Beaten. B: Starved or C: Photographed putting money into the underwear of a male stripper that staff hired for an "entertainment event" (0)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Comcast expands government bribery campaign in effort to have politicians avert their eyes even further than usual
source: politico.com
(0)
 
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Catching a burglar can be a real pain in the balls (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
According to America's kids Michelle Obama has been "out to lunch" when it comes to satisfying hunger. It's so bad, in fact, that black markets for food have popped up in schools and kids are taking to their social media pages to share their outrage
source: shtfplan.com
(8)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Authorities hope underwater signals will lead to finding MH370 wreckage. Meanwhile, in his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies pinging for shiats and giggles (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
22-year-old blonde becomes biggest student to graduate in dance from her college, feels ashamed she can't fit into a tutu; so she loses 20 stone, combines her dance skill with what she learned about nutrition to train as a fitness instructor (w/pics)
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Are the LHC and other huge projects in fundamental physics running out of things to discover? Other scientists whose fields lost funding to particle physics seen writing peer-reviewed papers on schadenfreude (0)
 
(Theater Mania)
 
 
 
Ayn Rand musical to appear off-Broadway. Production delayed because everyone involved wanted to cast, write, direct, compose, and play the lead (0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"A new study says Twitter causes infidelity and divorce. Don't believe it." Good. My girlfriend and my wife are going to be soooo relieved
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
"Basic income" proposal would have Swiss government pay each citizen $34,000 a year to sit around eating cheese and chocolate, getting drunk, and posting things on Fark that only make sense if you can read Swiss
source: pbs.org
(0)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Farker trying to help: What to tell your non-technical friends and family about HeartBleed (7)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I was promised there would be no math
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
'Official stashes meth pipe in his rectum.' Doesn't that make it hard to keep the thing lit?
source: miamiherald.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A rather funny documentary about owls- props to the Farkette that sent me this (0)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Nice commuter rail line you have there. It'd be a real shame if something bad happened to it
source: bostonglobe.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The upside of a partisan hack blog like Talking Points Memo not caring about accuracy is that you can easily figure out which media outlets just copy/paste their crap and call it a day (0)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
What breaks up the world's best rock bands? Hair products
source: blog.sfgate.com
(0)
 


Wed April 09, 2014, 09:00 PM
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
There is a special place
source: myfox8.com
(2)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Everything went wrong and no one listen to the Director
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cuba accused US of using spam as a weapons, no word if it eggs bacon or sausage were involved
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Too hip for a watch with numbers and hands? This might just be douchey enough for you
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] This week will mark a watershed in global monetary history-- the launch of JuggaloCoin
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(3)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
[Main] News: Ice kills 9 blue whales near Newfoundland. Fark: 9 whales is 4% of their Atlantic population
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(8)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Irish Catholic priest sings Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah", knocks it out of the park. Your move, Pope Francis
source: bbc.com
(1)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The aroma of one of South Korea's most popular delicacies is regularly compared to rotting garbage and filthy bathrooms - and it's not kimchi
source: hosted.ap.org
(0)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
[Geek] Just when you think you've seen everything that auto makers can come up with
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(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gypsies break up wedding using catapults...oh, I guess that means something else in England. Disappointing
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Nobody messes with Chris Christie's pipeline (0)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles are looking at NBA guards and power forwards to replace DeSean Jackson at wideout
source: philly.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How to get under Barack Obama's skin: tell him he should act like Lyndon Johnson (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The poignant tale of one man's last stand against an oppressive government
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Comcast is laser focused on improving their customer experience by increasing the price every three months
source: philly.com
(1)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The U.S./Mexican Border is wide open President Putin, just have your troops throw on some sombrero's, those colorful capes and come on in (0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The U.S. Gets More Tornadoes Than Anywhere Else In The World Because Jesus
source: io9.com
(0)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Alright dammit, pull up the catapults and batons. If this family wants to go to war, we'll go to war"
source: dailystar.co.uk
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sadly, this is NOT one of those cute kitten articles ..but one that needs to be read
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Bonhams)
 
 
 
Let me sell you something, pendejo
source: bonhams.com
(0)
 
(Leegly)
 
 
 
When motivation is mixed with alcoholism, this is what you get
source: leegly.com
(0)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sea ice traps, kills 9 blue whales off the coast of Newfoundland
source: cbc.ca
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Free spirit spreads fear, measles among thousands of fellow Kings of Leon concert-goers in Seattle
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
There's bad tattoos, and then there's bad interpretations of bad tattoos
source: buzzfeed.com
(0)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Katherine Heigl sues Duane Reade pharmacy chain for we don't care time's-a-wastin' make with the puppies already
source: abclocal.go.com
(0)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The ten most controversial Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Moments
source: billboard.com
(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
[Main] Kansas City, Missouri Police would like to remind you that there is, in fact, no hunting season for moving vehicles on highways
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Blog 3345)
 
 
 
These are the kind of photos that should give hope to every person out there who feels insecure about their looks
source: blog3345.com
(0)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Whats with this excited dog, kicking dust everywhere?
source: liveleak.com
(0)
 
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
High school mental health counselor figures the best way to reach students is show he's no different than them, does so by showing up to school drunk
source: krtv.com
(0)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves set fire to American flag. Sherman to begin second march to the sea (1)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Victory is at hand for solar power to deal fossil fuels a death blow
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 


Wed April 09, 2014, 08:00 PM
(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Video] On a windy day in Manchester, a cameraman decided to film planes dealing with massive crosswinds. His skill at managing that zoom is great. Enjoy 1080p goodness
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(4)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Injured, abandoned horse is free at last; owner/dirtbag has got one coming to him (0)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
When politicians discuss illegal schemes, wouldn't you think they would check for video cameras first? (0)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Senate candidate says Republicans could easily impeach President Obama -- if he weren't black (0)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Can scientists truly cure the most dangerous mental illness affecting millions of Americans, "Conservatism?" (16)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Robert Reich tells a story about the most powerful classroom in history (0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Private Snafu Cartoon - Outpost (Remastered)
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forcing cheating partner to admit to being a sex addict, spend a month in therapy, and then grovel is out; apologizing for not having been sexy enough and trying to be sexier is in
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Bradley Whitford to guest star as a child-molesting TV producer on an episode of Law & Order: Savoo
source: tvline.com
(0)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Here's a good tip if you find yourself in a cab in NYC. Difficulty: You need to be drunk and alone
source: gothamist.com
(0)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some Hoodlum just gave $7,000 to Jimmy Fallon on Twitter
source: twitter.com
(0)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago restaurant selling a $100 golden grilled cheese that is flecked with gold, still requires ketchup to be edible (0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Main] Christ, maybe now Sting will shut the hell up
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(1)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your taxi driver is an Angelina Jolie lookalike instead of a smelly foreigner. That's good. She pulls a knife on you. That's bad. She forces you to have sex with her. That's good (?) She stabs you afterwards anyway.... That's bad
source: sickchirpse.com
(4)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
[Main] Hide yo g-strings, hide yo grannies, cuz the Lingerie Looter is taking everybody's panties
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(0)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
[Sports] Now let's watch Billy Hamilton score from third on a pop fly 20 feet outside the infield
source: mlb.si.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oh rly?
source: usatoday.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you learn to play guitar, you will have pussy crawling all over you
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Some Handyman)
 
 
 
Create your own unfortunately named company's logo. Link goes to inspiration (1)
 
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Are you thinking of posting that sex video you and your ex made, without her consent? If you live in Wisconsin, you are now thinking of committing a crime
source: channel3000.com
(0)
 
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
The old "I was checking her vagina" defense does not prevail
source: nhregister.com
(0)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims "Wolf of Wall Street" financed with embezzled money. Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fark up (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
XP unsupported after April 8? Why are updates being sent to it on April 9?
source: uncoveror.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Simple reason why they support RAND PAUL 'He is the son of Ron Paul. He has Ron Paul's DNA in him, and I think it's kind of engrained all the way down to who he is'
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
[Geek] Looks like Windows XP isn't the only version of windows not getting new updates
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Fire investigators find that fire was caused by flammable materials catching fire (0)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Caller: "hello, Apple customer service? Can you help me fix an issue on this Macbook I stole? Here's the serial number." Customer service rep: "certainly, sir. Police will be on their way to help you soon"
source: consumerist.com
(0)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Donations pouring in for sick K-9 who will soon be back on the street, oppressing the population (1)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Headline: Lunar eclipse may spell doom for NASA spacecraft orbiting moon. Article: LADEE will crash into the far side of the moon the following week as planned (0)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Yep, another one dead," says voice on a 911 tape regarding a double homicide turned triple homicide. I guess if you live long enough in Florida, you really have seen it all (0)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Goldcrest Film Distribution suing Summit Pictures for sparkly Twilight revenues
source: deadline.com
(0)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Katherine Heigl sues over an unauthorized photo. Subby refuses to comment over possession of unauthorized photos of her. (btw, if she wins the suit, proceeds go to charity, you go girl, EIP)
source: reuters.com
(0)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Woman crashes into astonishing number of cars in between demolishing a vestibule
source: philly.com
(0)
 
(HumorStash)
 
 
 
Definitely fooled me... The ladyboy pageant of Thailand
source: humorstash.com
(2)
 


Wed April 09, 2014, 07:00 PM
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Doctor Who's mother describes the attack of the mud monsters
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Was Michael Jackson trying to tell us something?
source: examiner.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] Families in Alabama don't see color, unlike a Democratic Politician
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(4)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
America's original flag goes on sale, you know, "oh say does that red flag with white tabs yet wave"
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(KBTX College Station)
 
 
 
What you DON'T want to see coming at you
source: kbtx.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Your pet doing your boss's job
source: beyond.com
(0)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Reckless cyclists filmed endangering their lives and the wellbeing of others on the streets of York (VIDEO) (0)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney accused of ripping off animated indie flick for a teaser trailer (w/ comparison pics). Kimba the White Lion nods excitedly (0)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Geek] Some of the worst tech predictions ever
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(4)
 
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Say what you want about it, but people in Columbus Ohio are Smart tippers
source: 10tv.com
(0)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
After months of denial, E-Mails surface proving the a democrat congressman, who was trying to squash the investigation, was illegally receiving private financial information on Tea Party from the IRS
source: townhall.com
(7)
 
(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
Kentucky loss results in couch fires, pepper balls. You see, Drew? You see what happens, Drew? You see what happens when you TotalFark a stranger, Drew? (0)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast admits it is "deeply disappointed" at how bad Comcast is, but swears it will improve if Congress lets it buy its only remaining competition. Submitter now laughing or crying too hard to come with good "four hour window" joke
source: arstechnica.com
(0)
 
(CBS Connecticut)
 
 
 
♫ I'm. A. Red. Neck. Ri-o-ter ♫ BURNIN' UP THE COUCH ♫ (0)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Video proof that Jean Claude Van Damme played the Predator, before he got really really angry that he wouldn't get to kick Schwarzenegger's ass
source: ign.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida comes a step closer toward passing a bill to shrink citizens, and -- why are my pants so big? (0)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
John Boehner cries at fundraising event as Taco Bell donates 15 million $2 bills to education
source: usnews.com
(0)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
Sharknado 2 to include scene at Citi Field. Fitting as the NY Mets have been a disaster film for decades already (0)
 
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Taco Bell sends a couple of employees to House of Representatives staffers with free tacos. House staffers respond like a school of piranha. With terrifying video goodness (0)
 
(The Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
The first horseman of the apocalypse: teens abstaining from drinking alcohol in order to spend more time/money on their internet habits (0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And the pyro's red glare / On the opening game / Gave proof to the crowd / That our flag was in flames / ... / ... / And the home of the Braves (0)
 
(Someone subject to urine vampires)
 
 
 
For the next time you have a magic mushroom or blotter. Very mellow
source: erppy.co
(1)
 
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Princess Lacey dances with the angels after watching the Spartans make the Big Dance. In related news, dust storm incapacitating East Lansing (0)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
What happens when a couple of overpaid San Francisco lawyers combine their awesome powers of douchebaggery in holy matrimony? THIS VIDEO
source: abovethelaw.com
(3)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Injury from UFO landing prompts Iowa State University festival cancellation (0)
 
(CERN)
 
 
 
CERN has the weirdest hadron right now (0)
 
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Attention liberal arts grads. Job fair tomorrow for 6000 positions
source: thespec.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] One million people are buried on this NYC island and no family members are allowed to visit their graves because it's too dangerous. To be a forgotten soul is pretty lonely
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft has announced an end to Windows 8.0 support effective May 2014
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(The Chive)
 
 
 
I find your lack of hunny disturbing
source: thechive.com
(0)
 
(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what would happen if Slayer had children with The Spice Girls? (0)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Carousel begins. Renew
source: techcrunch.com
(2)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Perhaps it's because he forgot his white hood and robe at home this morning, but Subby can't understand why this is considered a bad thing
source: sfgate.com
(0)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Taylor Kitsch Explains Why His Jeans Needed 'the Crotch Elongated' (0)
 


Wed April 09, 2014, 06:00 PM
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American Blogger - is it a documentary about rich, young, beautiful bloggers or a documentary of a pussy hunt? Has to be the worst movie of the decade - it's a late April Fool's joke right? Right? Available exclusively on iTunes (0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The first NCAA D-I men's basketball player comes out, which should provide enough of a lift to your spirits to tide you over until the next state legalizes gay marriage
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
As more and more states legalize marijuana, New Jersey falls off a cliff backwards into the 'pot is a dangerous drug' days. Thanks Christie
source: nj.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fartbombo vows increased protection for soldiers; if only they had taken some kind of training on firearms to learn how to efficiently protect themselves
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mickey Rooney disinherited most of his family shortly before he died. So of course now they're fighting over the corpse
source: cnn.com
(1)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Nirvana to be fronted by a real singer at their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction performance
source: avclub.com
(0)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Color us surprised that Eastern Ukraine has erupted into a sh*t show
source: csmonitor.com
(1)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
[Sports] Atlanta Braves celebrate being shut-out in their Home Opener against the New York Mets by SETTING THE AMERICAN FLAG ON FIRE
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Private Pictures of Kurt Cobain's 1989 Breakout Tour (0)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Andy Rooney died twice
source: thewrap.com
(0)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
[Main] Do 300 year old Stradivarius violins sound better than modern knock offs? Only if you can hear pretentiousness
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(95)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
FBI looking for a bank robber who uses perfect grammar and spelling in his notes to bank tellers
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] This summer you can watch the Simpsons go from good to great to crap as FXX airs all 552 episodes back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hope you're not depending on a pension for retirement. Or, if you are, at least hope it's not managed by idiots expecting double-digit annual returns (0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Just how did these two teenagers smuggle WW I bombs on a plane? Inquiring authorties would like to know
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Star Wars: Episode VII: The Lensflare of The Sith will film in a newly recreated Tatooine, the planet known for its twin suns (0)
 
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Nirvana's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction appeals to Jett set
source: spin.com
(0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Watch the Game of Thrones ... the kitty version
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of the students stabbed in this morning's attack in Pittsburgh has posted a selfie from his hospital room. Some people have a problem with this. YOLO indeed (2)
 
(it's coming right at us)
 
 
 
Hooooooooly shiat
source: i.kinja-img.com
(8)
 
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Angels in the Out Patient (0)
 
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
How far-fetched would it be for events of Captain America: The Winter Soldier to actually have played out? No weirder than the time America invited Nazis to work on their secret projects and hang out with Walt Disney (0)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
It seems lying is just part of the day at the White House, no matter who's in power
source: reason.com
(0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Because pop musicians are drinking Patron, teenagers are now finding a way to get hold of the liquor and binge on it. You'd think they would actually drink something that tasted halfway decent and not like bottled swampwater
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Blind squirrel finds acorn (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Winning: Businesses respond to higher minimum wages ....... By cutting back on jobs, supplies (0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Some states have their feathers ruffled because of a federal plan to list the lesser prairie chicken as a threatened species
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stop jerking off, guys
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon is here to remind us the real victims of the Duke Lacrosse rape scandal were not the teammates or anyone falsely accused, which is very rare, but actual real victims of rape. And it was all Nifong's fault anyway. And sports
source: salon.com
(3)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Off the road, into the car, car into daycare center, 12 kids into hospital, nothin but Florida
source: reuters.com
(0)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kim Deal says The Breeders are recording new material
source: nme.com
(0)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Forget swimming from Cuba to Florida in 80 degree water or swimming from Alcatraz. For the first time in over 60 years, a man swam from the shark-infested Farrllon Islands to just north of the Golden Gate Bridge (0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
[Main] California is a disaster area. Moreso than usual, that is, because of 25% less snowpack
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
God I hope so
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Deer-cam UFO explained. At least that's what they want you to believe
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Empowerfooled by the success of #CancelColbert, Salon Justice Warrior sets sights on Jon Stewart who can't tell #Funny from #Racism
source: salon.com
(0)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
French far-right National Front party tackles most pressing public school problem right after winning majority in several areas during last week's election...by forcing school cafeterias to stop non-pork food options for children
source: thelocal.fr
(0)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Alright, let's get some more protests going before this new Planned Parenthood clinic opens up. Maybe our scripture-filled signs and images of aborted fetuses will change their minds" (0)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
The Ten Best Nicolas Cage Movies (0)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Guess what helicopter parents, your little snowflake is not a genius. You'll get over it
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Damon Albarn says he could put out a new Gorillaz album "next week" but he won't. Because he's a dick like that
source: nme.com
(1)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mammal movement (1)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Honey made love (SFW)
source: cbsnews.com
(0)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Do you like watching people who are just damn good at what they do? You may be addicted to competence porn
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Like over at Al Qaeda, it is probably a bad idea to be #1 in Medicare
source: miamiherald.com
(0)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
No foul play suspected in Peaches Geldof's death, though her father Bob will continue hating Mondays despite the evidence
source: tmz.com
(0)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Customers upset Olive Garden stopped carrying braised beef tortellini, and their vocal complaints resulted in the return of the dish to stores. No word on when manicotti will make a comeback (0)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Worried about the quality of your molly and LSD? There's a kit for that (0)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Katherine Heigl upset that her image is being used to sell hemorrhoid cream
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(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How much longer can the North Korean regime hold out until it collapses? Thought-provoking survey has some answers
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 


Wed April 09, 2014, 05:00 PM
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Your college professors may have seemed incompetent, but at least they didn't assign your class to inject eachother multiple times without reading the warning label on the injections
source: adn.com
(0)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
[Main] Standing in line waiting to vote? Well, to bad; you can't use the bathroom until you're finished
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(46)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
It's Funeral Time in Tennessee
source: wbir.com
(0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Animal welfare must come before religion." Denmark shows the world how to properly troll religions
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mae Whitman will star in new high school comedy The DUFF as the titular "DUFF," which stands for "Designated Ugly Fat Friend." Her?
source: deadline.com
(0)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You'd never be "bored" with submitter, baby
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Pvt. Snafu suffers the consequences of not keeping his equipment and weapons properly maintained
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Shocking news for paralyzed victims of spinal cord injuries, which is actually a great thing
source: upi.com
(0)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman violates lifetime ban from Panera, gets arrested for stealing a $1.90 cup of pop (7)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] Millions of Russians freaking out over video that shows expansionist Ukraine invading Russia and stealing territory. Story needs a tag that combines "stupid" "irony" "silly" "amusing" "dumbass" "weird" "unlikely" and "entertainment" yet not "Florida"
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(omgpissmeoff.com)
 
 
 
The human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova opens up for GQ interview (0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I'm riding in style, driving my stepdad's Bentley, dealing the drugs. OH SHIAT"
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
The Weather Channel eases up on reality programming. "It needs to be about weather" (1)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
NSA to Chancellor Merkel: "We are truly sorry that we've been spying on you. We will do whatever we can to make this up to you." Merkel:"Well, you could start by showing me the file you have on me." NSA:"Um, no"
source: thelocal.de
(0)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's time to again revisit the 2014 bubble shows and, despite low ratings and the fact one needed to spend $15 on a ticket to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier to follow along, it seems Agents of SHIELD is returning
source: deadline.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jennette Mccurdy nip slip, well more like a whole breast slip. Do I really need to say anything more other then kinda Not safe for work (0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After all those films and years in Hollywood, Mickey Rooney's estate comes to the grand total of $18,000, which meant that he couldn't even afford a burial plot
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
[Sports] MLB finally gets it right and renames a pitching award. Well, that's a relief
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(20)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're doing work in your office when suddenly a masked man sneaks up on you, punches you in the head, then robs you at gunpoint? (0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Japanese robots in danger of being replaced by human workers. Subby, for one, would like to point out that he never really meant to welcome any robot overlords but merely misspoke
source: io9.com
(0)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
A newlywed wife blogged her first year of marriage, and the results are enough to make you want a divorce (0)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
New Borderlands game is coming this fall, but it won't be available for those fancy "next-gen" systems that no one on Pandora can afford anyway
source: engadget.com
(0)
 
(Strange Sounds)
 
 
 
War Stuck in Trees: This is how the Ents prepare to war (0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It turns out Julia Louis-Dreyfus's back is no place to properly learn U.S. history
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(Fidos Feathered Feedbag)
 
 
 
When the pet food ingredient lists whole chicken as an ingredient, it's not just the beaks and feet. Your cat lets ticklefarts, your dog wants another pillow (0)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The news: High school goes into panic when principal announces shooter is in school. The fark: There was no shooter in the school
source: cleveland.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Man inserts jump-rope into his urethra. One shouldn't need to jump to conclusions to assume this is a bad idea (0)
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
"You were smoking 80-90 cannabis cigarettes a day," said the judge. "How you survived that is a miracle" (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ouchie
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
[Business] Good news, Panera customers. The company knows you're too stupid to order their food correctly, so they're going to make it easy for you
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what is arguably the third most liberal state in the union, a very powerful House Speaker can't get a a tax on millionaires passed. What do you do? Blame the GOP even though Democrats have the majority needed to push it through (7)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Iraq set to legalize childhood marriage: For children under 9
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(Arctic Sounder)
 
 
 
News: Cocaine and cash go missing from evidence room when cops don't lock it in the safe. Fark: Cops don't lock it in the safe "because nobody knows the combination" (0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania High School Stabbing Suspect Not 'Well-Liked'
source: abcnews.go.com
(1)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Pixy Stix, Fun Dip, and SweeTarts all have the same baby daddy: the Kool-Aid Man
source: foodbeast.com
(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Prosecutor to Oscar Pistorius: "Look at this photograph." Oscar Pistorius to prosecutor: "Every time I do, it makes me laugh"
source: abcnews.go.com
(0)
 
(Kinja)
 
 
 
5 used cars you should consider instead of that 3 year-old Tahoe your wife has had her eye on (2)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ask your doctor if black salve is right for you. Side effects include dissolving an inch-wide hole in your body at the point of application. (warning: graphic pic)
source: dailymail.co.uk
(4)
 
(Upworthy)
 
 
 
The shocking cost for the American hero Wal-Mart would pass on to good wholesome Americans in order to pay their moocher employees enough to not receive foodstamps? $.01 per product
source: upworthy.com
(0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Alex Mack signs massive offer sheet with Jacksonville Jaguars. If I could move things with my mind and shoot bolts of electricity out of my fingers, I'd probably be getting paid $10 million a year too
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(8)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] 11 children injured after hit and run driver crashes into car, sends it into Orlando day care center
source: mynews13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sources claim director ensnared in camerawoman's train death on Gregg Allman film got around redtape on his previous project about 'CBGB' nightclub by breaking the law. How punk rawk of him
source: deadline.com
(0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Main] Britons warned to eat fewer baked beans due to impact on global warming and proliferation of Dutch ovens
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(37)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh fark, Oh fark, Oh fark, Oh fark, Oh fark, Oh fark
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
A Schlitzy bill is hopping its way through government forcing microbreweries to sell all their beer through mass distributors before selling direct. How Mooseheaded can you be? How Lowenbrau can you go?
source: reason.com
(0)
 


Wed April 09, 2014, 04:00 PM
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Asshole of the day (0)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Home buying is serious business as spurned bidder posts rape ads in the owner's name online
source: utsandiego.com
(7)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Families with autistic children sue Disney World because they get too restless waiting in line. Every person in Disney World is now diagnosed as autistic (0)
 
(Talking Baws)
 
 
 
Gary Player is brought in to preview the US Masters... ends up telling a story about Arnold Palmer taking a shiat on a Japanese green
source: talkingbaws.com
(0)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
[Main] So when you lose a bidding war for what you believe is your dream home, the most logical thing to do is pose as the buyer and request rape fantasies on craigslist
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(39)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
After a nationwide tour, man admits that his travelling bigfoot exhibit is a fake
source: wtsp.com
(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
[Main] Source claims Pennsylvania high school stabbing suspect not well-liked. Especially now
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(125)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
I for one welcome our new computer overlords. Cautiously
source: newyorker.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Mike Huckabee: Men hunt and fish together. Women go to the bathroom together
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(133)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Televisionwithoutpity.com discovers that NBC Universal is without pity as well
source: recode.net
(0)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Hey look everybody on my Facebook page, I'm chasing a speeding ambulance on my way to work." Boss at work: You're FIRED (0)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
[Video] I'm getting a squealing noise coming from the front driver's side wheel well
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(20)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Duke fans waiting for results to be unskewed (0)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
This is why your band should never play for more than 20 minutes (0)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Problem: Police officers can't misbehave during stops because of equipment installed in their cars by department. Solution: Sabotage equipment so it no longer monitors anything (0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] Short-term thinking, personal irresponsibility, cynicism about playing by the rules, an aversion to socially productive labor - this is why poor people are poor. Wait, scratch that, that's why rich people are rich
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(51)
 
(Future Structure)
 
 
 
California's Central Valley will become the next Saudi Arabia, and not just because it's home to millions of exploited, brown, migrant workers and women that should be covered head-to-toe (0)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New York nursing home tries unconventional treatment for lethargic residents
source: cbsnews.com
(0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hank Aaron is the true home run king, unless you count all the greenies he took
source: espn.go.com
(5)
 
(XXX Bloggers)
 
Boobies
 
[Foobies] 867-5309 (Not safe for work)
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(0)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're going to impersonate a police officer, do something exciting like chase criminals or bust up drug rings. Don't direct traffic for a funeral procession
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(19)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Dwarf traveler" drives halfway across country with a urine bottle to have sex with a teenage girl. Tyrion Lannister unavailable for comment (0)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Toronto office worker goes all stabby on his coworkers, a stabbing trifecta is now in play (0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation president Jim DeMint claims U.S. constitution ultimately freed slaves, cites passage "all men are created equal" to make his point. Unfortunately for him that passage is actually from the Declaration of Independence (0)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Kate Mulgrew says she was duped into narrating a "documentary" film that says there is scientific evidence for geocentrism; wants to expel any notions that there was any intelligence allowed in its making
source: time.com
(0)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Judge rules that it's okay to lock your wife in the shed if she refuses to stop singing "Ding dong the witch is dead" about your dead mom (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] "Lighting a mattress on fire" may indeed cure your boredom, and "being a minor" might get you out of the first degree murder of a rescuer
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(18)
 
(F1worldtour)
 
 
 
Does Bernie wear a wig?
source: f1worldtour.com
(0)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Begun, the battle to save a Star Wars set from desert sand in Tunisia
source: news.sky.com
(0)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Native Americans get the last laugh at the Atlanta Braves home opener
source: deadspin.com
(1)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
To cops in Alabama, the profile of a drug smuggler is a woman in her 60s driving through the state in a car with Colorado license plates
source: blog.al.com
(0)
 
(Michigan Radio)
 
 
 
Republicans are on the wrong side of history with regards to gay marriage. Don't worry though "it was just politics", nothing personal (0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hewlett-Packard pays $108,000,000 bribe to settle bribary case. American Capitalism at its finest
source: usatoday.com
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin accused of homophobia ... AGAIN in new Twitter rant with ex-Romney aide
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
100-year old message in a bottle found in Baltic Sea. Sting unavailable for comment
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post would like to know why President Obama insists on lying about the very debunked wage gap (0)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
For the record, don't go to child porn sites looking for mail-order brides. It will not end well
source: blog.al.com
(0)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Well what do you know? You really CAN hire a hit man that isn't a cop
source: sacbee.com
(0)
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Submitter doesn't care what color your foot is if you have the guts to stab death
source: ktvb.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
How it feels to be an engineer in a business meeting
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The "End of Days" will be upon us once there is the alignment of Mars, Earth and the Sun. Be fearful because it is today
source: nypost.com
(0)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
While we're mourning the passing of Windows XP, let us remember it by running IE6 on the modern web
source: arstechnica.com
(0)
 
(Blisstree)
 
 
 
Rap held a gun to your kid's head to made them drink booze and worship the devil. At least it doesn't make them dance
source: blisstree.com
(0)
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're going to a Lisa Marie Presley concert, don't show up dressed like either Elvis or Michael Jackson
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(39)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT columnist David Brooks has a few gentle words of wisdom on the subject of happiness: SUCK IT UP YOU WHINY FARKING HIPSTERS; THE WORLD IS NOT HERE TO CATER TO YOUR EVERY WHIM
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not News: Someone compares Republicans who oppose Obama to the KKK. Fark: Former MLB HR King (or current, depending on your view of steroids) Hank Aaron. Tag is for Hammerin' Hank
source: cbssports.com
(0)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Now that Jay Leno no longer has to conform to the constraints of network television, he's allowed to do darker humor in front of edgier crowds. That's why he's headlining the Lucille Ball Comedy Festival
source: cleveland.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Geek] The senior producer of The Principle congratulates himself for his dogged determination in reviving a 600-year-old argument, harshly criticizes those who dare call it a geocentric film and those who would distance themselves from this fine work
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(45)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
[Main] Let's look in on how self-government is working in Iraq. Oh, dear
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cardboard Man
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
Since arena football sucks, KISS is hanging strippers in cages from the arena ceiling
source: baeblemusic.com
(0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
National security threatened by A: Terrorists? B: Drug lords? or C: Teenage computers?
source: io9.com
(0)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
For that amount of money, it had better have been a helluva lap dance
source: keysnet.com
(0)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It'd be nice for the employees of restaurants if American restaurants adopted a no-tipping policy like most of the civilized world
source: cbsnews.com
(0)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Transgender Student Attends Christian University, Is Surprised When University Behaves Exactly as Expected (0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Republican state senator continues outreach to women, compares getting abortions to buying new carpeting. No word on if he cares whether the carpet matches the drapes
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(159)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Please use your education appropriately. Proofreading takes five minutes and keeps you from looking stupid." OH, SNAP
source: news.com.au
(3)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
[Politics] Tampa Bay Times states the obvious: "In three years [Governor] Scott has done more harm than any modern governor"
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(48)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
But judge, the suicidal defendant's going into labour. OK fine, but send her back to jail after she's delivered the child
source: thelocal.ch
(0)
 
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Tunisia announces a new international fundraising campaign to reclaim the Star Wars desert set from sand in southern Tunisia that was used in the 1990s for the filming of "Star Wars Episode One - The Phantom Menace"
source: metro.us
(0)
 


Wed April 09, 2014, 03:00 PM
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Even Kim Kardashian's vacation photos are lies
source: theblemish.com
(0)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Yeah, don't forget about how good the Ultimate Warrior made you feel as a kid, but also don't forget his comments about homosexuals, Hurricane Katrina, Heath Ledger's death, and Martin Luther King Day
source: deadspin.com
(0)
 
(Talking Baws)
 
 
 
Meet football's one and only one-handed goalkeeper... seriously. The guy has half an arm to stop shots with
source: talkingbaws.com
(0)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't think to oil those doors, because in the dead of night, when you're all alone, that creaking sound just might alert you to the intrusion of... FIVEHEAD (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ice Cube's "Good Day" has been identified as Jan 20th, 1992
source: limewedge.net
(0)
 
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Poor Rich Guy: Ex- New England Patriots player trashes the team, calls time In New England '4 Years A Slave' (0)
 
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
You can hear America getting more obese (0)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
When you think of great sports feuds, this isn't one of them (0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Having access to a world of instant information has smartened the lede into casting off superstition (0)
 
(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
Iowa House okays human trafficking bill. No, they're against it (0)
 
(Chaguyll)
 
 
 
What do you call a woman writhing on the floor ....... Art
source: fresher.ru
(0)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Fitting that the state with its own tag has what is likely the worst governor in America
source: tampabay.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally, FINALLY, we can rejoice. The REAL Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything has been asked and answered
source: shine.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
FL woman thanks Gov. Scott for his handling of Obamacare (0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Network to marathon broadcast all 552 episodes of "The Simpsons'' That's a lot of d'oh (0)
 
(MuskokaRegion.com)
 
 
 
"He's no Rock Hudson" says wife of farmer who required reconstructive surgery after vicious cow attack (3)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Hit and Run driver fleeing his collision on foot is killed by another hit and run driver
source: blog.pe.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It may be a crime to email your roommate's girlfriend and say ''he really is a useless person.'' (1)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Annual college party with a violent history gets violent. I blame Colbert (0)
 
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
[Main] Let the great hot dog debate...BEGIN
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(136)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Coming out alive after a full frontal truck crash takes a lot of luck.. and probably some fresh underwear
source: jalopnik.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The New Knockout Game: teen violence craze takes new forms
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Returned to parts unknown
source: ctvnews.ca
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Today's "Geocache causes police to send in bomb squad to investigate" story brought to you coourtesy of Algonquin, Illinois. (with video goodness)
source: nwherald.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Check out this compilation video of these precious babies expressing their excitement when they see their dads come home Think you can handle the cuteness?
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
[Politics] Yet another thing Mississippi is #1 in
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(11)
 
(WTAE)
 
NewsFlash
 
Transcript: Emergency radio communications from Franklin Regional High School mass stabbing http://on.wtae.com/1oN5IEp
source: on.wtae.com
(0)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
New law school grads have a tough job market. Let me show you my sad face
source: mlive.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Team Heaven designates new point guard (0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Women with children figuring out what men knew all along. Working sucks
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The NSA can look in on your secure communications in a heartbleed (0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Message in a bottle. New hotness: Mars in a bottle
source: io9.com
(0)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're feeling chilly, do you a) turn on the space heater, b) go get a pizza, or c) fall asleep in your car while your house is burning down because you left to get a pizza without turning off the space heater?
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(25)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Showing of the movie "Noah" had to be cancelled due to........flooding
source: news.msn.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College wait lists are rejection letters in disguise
source: vox.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Truck go all boom
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
These absurd get-ups definitely scream, "Yes, please hand me millions of dollars"
source: abovethelaw.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Abbey Road in 15 Seconds - #DylanBrokeUpTheBeatles
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sounds like these 63-year-old twins got a little too compfy in their recliners
source: hosted.ap.org
(0)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
[Main] "My biggest issue with the show was that we portray it as: We rescue animals. In my opinion, the animals weren't under stress until we arrived"
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(40)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Microsoft's CEO admits the truth "Yeah, telling our customers to you have no choice but to eat shiat was a terrible business strategy"
source: mashable.com
(0)
 
(Craigslist)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens (0)
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Military Police: Keeping museums safe from grandmas since 2014
source: whio.com
(0)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Mentally disabled man beaten up at Five Guys for A) Making lewd gestures B) Spitting in the food C) Rapping on the street corner ?
source: gainesville.com
(0)
 
(Iowa State Daily)
 
 
 
Dear ISU students: THIS is why you can't have nice things. "Men and women climbed street signs, poles and buildings while chanting 'USA' and 'Veishea'" (0)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
[Sports] AJ Hawk: "I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may sack the bride"
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(14)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Teslas are made in America (and could soon be the best selling American-made car); Elon Musk was not
source: qz.com
(0)
 
(Blog 3345)
 
 
 
10 disturbing comments dad's have left on their daughter's facebook. This is HILARIOUS
source: blog3345.com
(1)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Did you know that the UK eats more baked beans than any other country in the world? Which is why they need to cut back on them because of the impact of "smelly emissions" on global warming
source: mirror.co.uk
(5)
 
(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Now I am become Meth, the destroyer of worlds": Oppenheimer & 2 guyfriends arrested on druglab, hash oil & weapons violations. Bonus SadPanda mascara mugshot
source: myfoxla.com
(0)
 
(Greensboro News-Record)
 
 
 
Bra burning apparently still has rules in the south
source: news-record.com
(0)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Every pizza joint owner's nightmare 13 kids served alcohol by mistake and rushed to hospital. Waitress admits she errored - and said she's new on the job, too
source: examiner.com
(0)
 


Wed April 09, 2014, 02:00 PM
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wacky web slinger
source: l2.yimg.com
(1)
 
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
An urban explorers wet dream: abandoned malls
source: weather.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian woman lucky to be alive after being groped for over 2 hours by a group of strangers
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Former U.S. Senator Jim DeMint makes staggeringly idiotic statement about slavery, suggesting he has a PhD in Being Wrong (0)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
[Geek] Large Hadron Collider confirms the existence of exotic hadrons, proving sub-atomic particles are governed by Rule 34
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(12)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reflecting scene
source: l2.yimg.com
(2)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
As good a place as any to start: The Champions Dinner menu at The Masters. A Tradition unlike any other, surf and turf not so much (2)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Could you live on $1.75 a day? (0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pro Bowl leaving beautiful Hawaii for the sunny vista of ... Arizona?
source: usatoday.com
(0)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Go home China, you're drunk
source: qz.com
(1)
 
(ABP News)
 
 
 
Christian revisionists who cherry-pick quotes by Founding Fathers to prove America is a Christian nation are "forcing people into camps." Know who else was a Christian and forced people into camps?
source: abpnews.com
(0)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
If they really had to pick, Americans say that politicians who abuse their power are way worse than those who just cheat on their spouses (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All your online password and certificate are one heartbleed away from belong to us
source: heartbleed.com
(0)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
GOP politician asks Facebook for responses to important issues, and it goes poorly. This is, bizarrely, not a repeat from two days ago
source: wonkette.com
(0)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
50 Cent is gonna need 32,000,000 fifty cent pieces to pay off this headphone suit
source: cbsnews.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
It seems Zeus is better at tipping cows than your average drunk teenager (Video, graphic image) (0)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Okay, you've worked up the cajones to impersonate a police officer. You have procured the essentials - uniform, gun belt with gun, cuffs, radio, and motorcycle. What is your first assignment? Why directing traffic at a funeral procession of course
source: ajc.com
(0)
 
(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
Father's got talent. Check out this singing priest
source: therecord.com
(0)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Southern organization burns American flag in front of thousands of cheering spectators
source: deadspin.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soon to be fleeced sheep flock into shoe shop
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
"Yes my computer is having a problem today." "Sir, this computer is reported to ahve been stolen. The police would like to have a word with you"
source: wmur.com
(0)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
☁ Unlike his Nobel Peace Prize that was ☁awarded for no obvious achievement, the ☁Jefferson Muzzle award should☁ be proudly displayed in ☁the Obama White House☁
source: bigstory.ap.org
(0)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
Farktography
 
[FarkUs] Smithsonian Magazine has announced the finalists in their 2013 Photo Contest. Farker 3Horn's photo from Burning Man is #7 in the "Americana" category
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brandon Spikes, on his time spent playing for the Patriots: "4 Years a Slave"
source: espn.go.com
(1)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
[Main] Not only can stem cells treat cognitive decline in the elderly, but apparently grandma can suck them directly from your children like that salt vampire on Star Trek
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Enthusiasm for military action correlates to ignorance of its most fundamental military geography, such as "Where the hell is that country?" (1)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"So, Detroit. I hear you're short of cash. I also hear you have a nice art collection. A nice, valuable art collection"
source: freep.com
(0)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Forget Abe Vigoda. No wonder this guy has that perpetual smile
source: ajc.com
(0)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Good News: Being inducted into WWE Hall of Fame Sunday. Bad News: Collapsing and dying on Wednesday (0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark the dust, submitter is opening crying: 8-year old MSU superfan succumbs to cancer (0)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
US Corporations Pay No US Taxes On Trillions Of Dollars Of Income (9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crikey, all hail our jumping robotic kangaroo overlords (0)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Maybe you need to live in a van down by the river
source: gawker.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] Former senator says the American people, not the federal government, ended slavery. Other than the Constitution, Army and president, he's basically right
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(127)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Congressional Committee to DOJ: We think you should formally consider prosecuting IRS administrator Lois Lerner. DOJ: Sure. *several nanoseconds later* DOJ: Nope.. not gonna charge her..next?
source: foxnews.com
(7)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
New Jeresey Mom who lived with sons in a storage unit sentenced to Do I hear 5? Do I hear 10? Do I hear probation? YUUUUUUP Tag is for having to live in a storage unit and in NJ
source: wral.com
(0)
 
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
Parents upset after kids not admitted to prom for showing up late. They weren't thinking fourth-dimensionally
source: myfoxdfw.com
(0)
 
(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
Great Scott. Chile con carne (0)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
A Day Late, and A Ruble Short: The U.S. is preparing to deploy U.S. Forces to Eastern Europe
source: hosted.ap.org
(0)
 
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Can you smell where The Rock is cooking?
source: mandatory.com
(0)
 
(Forget Sleep)
 
 
 
For 3 Months This Dad Filmed His Saturday Mornings With His Daughter. Every Parent Can Sympathize
source: forgetsleep.com
(0)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
UMass basketball player really likes putting it in the rim
source: cbssports.com
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The worse Americans are at finding Ukraine on a map, the more likely they are to support military intervention. In other news, the more ignorant someone is the more right wing they are
source: bbc.com
(3)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first ESPN promo for the 2014 World Cup will give you goosebumps. Get those looked at by a doctor
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
[Main] Honduran illegal immigrants ask the Government of Mexico to allow safe passage, so they can sneak into the United States
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(72)
 
(Some Outdoor Guy)
 
 
 
My son and I are climbing Mount Washington to raise money for the Observatory, give us a hand, please
source: tinyurl.com
(4)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
With the country's election, 7 million Afghans just showed the Taliban what most outside forces have not been able to do in years
source: theatlantic.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just so you know what the "Babe Ruth is MY Home Run Leader" bumper stickers you'll see in two weeks are all about
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
Google doesn't mess around with vague band names
source: baeblemusic.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
TV host Samantha Harris battling breast cancer, obscurity (0)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Universal building a "Fast & Furious" ride, which is sure to be poplar in the end
source: popwatch.ew.com
(4)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Old and busted Lord's Prayer: "Deliver us from evil." New hotness Lord's Prayer: "Deliver us from Obama" (0)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Behold: The shiatiest bar in San Francisco. Literally (0)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Good news, I think. You can blame procrastination on ... something. I dunno. I haven't read the article yet
source: pbs.org
(2)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Next pitcher to have Tommy John surgery: Yordano Ventura (0)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Jim DeMint (R-eally Dumb): Big government didn't free the slaves, it was the God in Abe Lincoln's heart or something
source: thewire.com
(0)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Conservatives fear bigotry will cost them their jobs
source: newrepublic.com
(0)
 
(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
Not happy with just adding the letter 'E' during a spelling bee, it appears Dan Quayle now writes newspaper headlines (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The best Nursing Home ever, that hired male stripper for their female residents, also takes their male residents to Hooters
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
State of Tennessee to the United Nations ...... Stay the hell away from our elections, go watch voters in Libya, Egypt or Canada (2)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Finally, Sean Hannity cracks the hidden horror of killer weed
source: mediaite.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Since we're running out of theories, why wouldn't this be plausible? (0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Iowa Senate candidate wants to "blow your balls off." No, really, he likes eunuchs apparently (3)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Further proof that MSNBC is nothing but a liberal mouthpiece: They're letting Joe Scarborough headline a Republican fundraiser that doesn't at all conflict with the policy that got Keith Olbermann fired
source: salon.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Critics, who obviously weren't paying attention the first three seasons, are shocked at the gore, sex and nudity in the Season 4 premier of Game of Thrones (possibly Not safe for work)
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
But ... but ... I WANT TO BELIEVE (0)
 


Wed April 09, 2014, 01:00 PM
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Even at 93, Mickey Rooney STILL suffered from a former child star's financial acumen
source: nbcbayarea.com
(12)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well, that worked well
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sammy Watkins would like to get drafted by the Detroit Lions. If they take him, "sky's the limit"
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Republican immigration policies foment hunger strikes
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(SportsChump)
 
 
 
And so it is... a bittersweet ending to an historical season
source: sportschump.net
(0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teen tries to use a child's swing, had to get rescued by fire crew. "I think it's safe to say this teenager's street cred is ruined. Forever"
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
UMass basketball player always plays above the rim
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Day care operator jailed in connection with the death of a child left with her two months ago. The parents should have retrieved the kid at the end of the first day
source: sltrib.com
(0)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Maybe now we can all agree to stop submitting Breitbart links
source: breitbart.com
(7)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Stop me if you have heard this before: We think we have found MH 370
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Baseball great Hank Aaron on the GOP: "Back then they had hoods. Now they have neckties and starched shirts" (2)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Big surprise for Bride and Groom ... Hallelujah
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Much like your mom, the Atlantic Razor Clam quickly changes solids into fluids
source: sciencenews.org
(0)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's a sneak peek at the yet-to be released 2015 Clown Car. It looks great now, but it won't take long to lose that new car smell (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Obama is spouting off again about wages and the gender pay gap ...... If only he had started 5 years ago thinking about the Americans that do not have any wages, think how far ahead America would be by now
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The other Obamacare shoe drops. Haven't signed up for insurance yet? Well you can't get ANY new healthcare policy until the end of the year
source: foxnews.com
(25)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
[Politics] GOP's Obamacare alternative: Instead of expanding Medicaid, poor people without insurance should just go to the ER. But let's also pass a law that allows ERs to turn away poor people
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(172)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actor opens up about being kicked off a U.S. Airways flight for being too big. Relax people, Lena Dunham is okay (0)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
New baby grows so fast it's forced to eat its neighbor. EVERYBODY PANIC
source: livescience.com
(0)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Some one is shooting motorists on Kansas City highways with 20 reported attacks in the last month. And you thought your commute was killer
source: kansascity.com
(0)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Former Congressman and current shill, Jim Demint (R-ong), believes the Constitution ended slavery. Besides the Civil War, an executive order known as "The Emancipation Proclamation," and the 13th amendment, he's 100% right (0)
 
(Some Tipping Guy)
 
 
 
Ever get confused about who to tip and who not to? Now there is a handy guide (excuse) for not tipping that deliveryman who screwed up your order and waited more than 3 seconds before leaving
source: waitbutwhy.com
(0)
 
(Some Stats Nerd)
 
 
 
I was told there would be no math (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one, a white man goes for walk around neighborhood and attacks a black teen because he felt threatened by him. Spoiler, someone gets shot dead
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cool: Hammertime. Not cool: Hammer attack in your hotel room in the middle of the night
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Committee approves bill to name peak after Reagan. No word if you take the "Contra Vista" hiking trail to "Exploding National Debt Path" to get to "Homeless By Choice Campground"
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(90)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What better place to shoot yourself in the leg than a National Rifle Association event to show how safe you handle your gun
source: nj.com
(0)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
HOLY COW
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(Forget Sleep)
 
 
 
There's A Fine Line Between Brave and Insane, Not Sure Where Exactly To Put These Guys. My Palms Got Sweaty Looking At These
source: forgetsleep.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Since the talking point has worked so well in their efforts to deflect charges of animosity towards minorities, the GOP tries to trot out a new variant to help fight the charges of gender bias: "no YOU"RE the sexist for pointing out our sexism": (0)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Russia plays concern troll
source: google.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russia to Ukraine: "I hit you because I love you"
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(Forget Sleep)
 
 
 
A Swing With Built-in Waterfall. The Coolest Thing About This? You Don't Get Wet
source: forgetsleep.com
(0)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Fun family activities that bring everyone together include potato sack races, Monopoly, Ultimate Frisbee, shooting intruders, backyard football, Scrabble, etc (0)
 
(Forget Sleep)
 
 
 
One Of The Most Isolated Places On Earth...and Yes, People Live Here
source: forgetsleep.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former US senator from South Carolina implies that secession was treasonous (1)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How likely is it that Canucks coach John Tortorella going to be fired at the end of the NHL season? The Canucks owners are threatening to sue anyone who claims they hired him (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
5 Friends Take the Same Picture Every 5 Years over a 30 year Period
source: forgetsleep.com
(0)
 
(Florida Travel & Life)
 
 
 
10 things you didn't know about 'It's a Small World' on the ride's 50th anniversary (0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Land Rover makes see-through Land Rover so you can see the land that you're roving over as you're roving over the land
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Ukrainian officials unmask "Darth Vader" presidential candidate
source: cnsnews.com
(0)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Meth or rabies is prevalent in America's favorite state
source: boston.com
(0)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Every spring, Iowa State University students come together to celebrate the school's academic programs with rioting, car tipping, and general disorderly conduct. As is tradition, as is tradition (0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Catalonia Catalonia What makes your big head so hard. Spain loves ya, Spain loves ya just the same. Spain is just crazy bout that eastern semi-autonomous region Catalonia is its name
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obama has deported his 2 millionth illegal alien, a new record
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The world spending less on renewable energy is not necessarily a bad thing
source: motherjones.com
(0)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Geek] Why did Nazis build giant concrete rings in Russia during WW2? (other than to fuel Nazi UFO conspiracy theories, I mean)
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scary headline: North Korea might have drones. Actual article: in basically the same way your cousin who strapped his camera phone to a model RC plane could be said to have "a drone"
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Great news, everyone. We've solved bullying in schools. A guy dressed as shark told kids not to do it anymore
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(78)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BEHOLD, the height of Iranian political video game violence Marvel at their awesome graphics, which appear to be a Doom 2 mod
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anime before it was anime before it was cool
source: tofugu.com
(0)
 
(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
MLB renaming the best reliever awards to the "Mariano Rivera" (AL) and "Trevor Hoffman" (NL) award. Crushing the most top shelf tail will be renamed the "Derek Jeter Gift Basket" award (0)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Having 50 orgasms per day sounds like a lot of fun unless one of them catches you in a subway car (1)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Multiphase turbulent buoyant cloud. "Gesundheit"
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The General Lighthouse Authorities of the UK and Ireland have discovered the real reason Russia thinks parts of the Ukraine belong to them; Russian GPS systems suck
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Former OU linebacker Tom Wort mourns death of WWE's Ultimate Warrior. Hi, he's Warrior's mole. Not a mole. He's Warrior's wart. People see him and say, "there's ol' Tommy Mole-Wort". Not a wort. He's Tom Melanoma
source: newsok.com
(0)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
UMass basketball star "comes out" as gay. Pffft no wonder they couldn't make it out of the second round this year
source: nbcbayarea.com
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig can't handle the truth
source: bbc.com
(2)
 
(One News Now)
 
 
 
Defenseless Ft. Hood soldier: "Stripped of my God-given right to arm myself, the only defensive posture I had left was to lie prostrate on the ground, and wait to die"
source: onenewsnow.com
(0)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hot babe protests "no shoes, no shirt, no service" policy at McDonald's (Not safe for work)
source: gawker.com
(0)
 
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Finally: Chick Fil-A is Headed for Big Apple and Several Other Cities (0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hammerin' Hank Aaron tees off on Obama's right-wing critics saying they aren't all that different than the KKK members who sent him hate mail for breaking Babe Ruth's records "back then they had hoods. Now they have neckties and starched shirts."" (5)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News Anchor Calls UConn the 'NAACP National Champs'
source: mediaite.com
(0)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Golf club attack trifecta in play. And/or school rampage trifecta in play. Your choice
source: roanoke.com
(0)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Interns say they invented the Doritos Taco back in 1995, meaning we all could have been eating Doritos Tacos since 1995
source: newser.com
(0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Well Lego fashion was cool, but now that the hipsters have taken over, not so much
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Mickey Rooney leaves hif fortune to his stepson who was his caretaker. Fortune? NOT He was only worth $18K
source: examiner.com
(0)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
BLM crosses state lines to sell stolen property
source: sltrib.com
(0)
 


Wed April 09, 2014, 12:00 PM
(Newser)
 
 
 
Archie, yes that Archie, to "die as he lived -- heroically," because there's nothing more heroic than stringing the same two girls along since 1941
source: newser.com
(0)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Do you know how fast you were going, officer?
source: newser.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Female weight lifter shows us her war face. And her war scream
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Senate Republicans block wage gender-gap bill, continue to wonder why outreach to women is failing
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(67)
 
(Seks Met)
 
Boobies
 
Red and white, a beautiful combination (Not Safe For Work)
source: seksmet.nl
(0)
 
(Minyanville)
 
 
 
Amazon Fire getting bad reviews on Amazon
source: minyanville.com
(0)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
South Koreans crave your Mom
source: wtop.com
(0)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Forget the 1%. 40% of Americans cannot scratch together $2,000 in an emergency (0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans filibuster bill mandating pay cuts for Y-chromosome Americans
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
This is the most excited anyone will ever be about a Kia (video)
source: nba.com
(0)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
4 stabbed in Yonge/York Mills office in Toronto. Anyone want to take a stab at the rare multiple stabbing victim trifecta (0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Michigan State looses their princess
source: usatoday.com
(0)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
RAND comes clean: Obamacare's exchanges enrolled only 1.4 Million previously uninsured individuals
source: forbes.com
(0)
 
(WBEZ Chicago)
 
 
 
[Main] Reporter asks Chicago Public Schools what is in their chicken nuggets. Well, there's chicken, and there's nugget
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(116)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
You'd think by the time you're a teenager, you'd have learned how to use a child's swing
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Security flaw found on the internet. Fark: Has been around for two years. Ultrafark: Affects two thirds of all sites (0)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
The goys at Bain Capital buy Manischewitz. Oy (0)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Main] Woman forgets that Texas is farther away from Colorado than maps would have you believe
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(33)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Cincinnatti Reds 1B Joey Votto is a filthy Iceback, takin' 'Merican jearbs
source: nesn.com
(0)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bambi the lovable vegetarian bird loving deer this one is not
source: dailystar.co.uk
(0)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Ultimate Warrior heads to Valhalla (0)
 
(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
"One of his defenses was that he collected the child porn to turn them over to law enforcement." Not sure how that covers the part about filming his 3-year-old relative blowing him
source: macombdaily.com
(0)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
[Main] 10-foot tree falls on Florida worker. *Face Palm*
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(39)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
With a perfect 100% score, Jon Favreau's food truck movie 'Chef' is probably the best film of 2014 (0)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Coolest sci-fi pictorial featuring a space cowgirl and a cyber-gargoyle grumpy cat you'll see all day (0)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why poetry is so important. Not written by a man from Nantucket
source: theatlantic.com
(0)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Burglar with the munchies defecates, clogs toilet" (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] Tipping thread....not like regular Fark. Grab some tissues
source: trendcup.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Being too skinny could get you kicked out of college. Even at Yale
source: ryot.org
(0)
 
(Screen Robot)
 
 
 
Sexist, over the top, violent: Why Duke Nukem won't work in today's grown-up gaming climate
source: screenrobot.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart no longer has the lowest prices, but at least their customer service still sucks (0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie diagnosed with dangerously thin skin (10)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Republicans continue outreach program targeting old white guys
source: cbsnews.com
(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Smart investors don't buy gold, they put their money in politicians
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
[Main] On Track 1, we have a Metro-North train heading into NYC. On Track 2, we have a dog in need of speed beating the train all the way in to NYC
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(11)
 
(Screen Robot)
 
 
 
Sweaty and in a stupor: The perfect time to take a selfie
source: screenrobot.com
(0)
 
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Scientists are getting into a new kind of organ harvesting. Need a new ear, sir?
source: ryot.org
(0)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Application filed to tear down "Ground Zero" Mosque (0)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Can't afford college? Have poor parents? The GOP has the answer: get a sugar daddy
source: usnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
No cows? No problem. San Fran hooligans are tipping smart cars instead
source: ryot.org
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lawsuit by gun club against Animal-right group SHARK says that tactics such as gluing dildos to the clubhouse door was "emotional violence" by the protestors, who seem to have a problem with the club shooting the shiat out of caged pigeons
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman at center of topless McDonald's rampage say she was experiencing a bipolar episode
source: thesent.nl
(0)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
[Main] Catholic cemetery's refusal to list cremated woman's death year on headstone escalates quickly. "What's next? 'I want to have a statue of Satan on the cemetery grounds. I want the Virgin Mary with a dagger in her womb"
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(91)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Republicans demand that the feds impose a federal program upon the states even though those states have opted out
source: reason.com
(0)
 
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
This babysitter's idea of a fun night was giving the kids prison tattoos. Fark: When their parents got home and saw the carnage, they tried to remove the ink with HOT RAZOR BLADES
source: ryot.org
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Drink more, you'll feel better" (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obamacare will cut your health insurance premiums *and* your car insurance. Well that makes me happier than Joe Biden in a biker bar. Who's your Vice President? ~_^ (0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] Good news: if you sold an assault rifle in the past year then you made a nice profit. Bad news: if you bought an assault rifle in the past year then you're a sucker
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(475)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Hey Mitch." "Yeah John?" "How happy are you to have Obamacare save money on your car insurance?" "Happier than Joe Biden with a handful of muff...ins"
source: examiner.com
(0)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Radiohead is for boring nerds
source: noisey.vice.com
(0)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
farking cryptocurrencies, how do they work?
source: dailydot.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senate candidate says President Obama keeps a magical ni-BONG shield that prevents him from being impeached in the White House basement next to the magical time machine that let him cause 9/11 (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amanda Bynes' lawyer claims she does not have schizophrenia, is not medicated, and has only quit smoking marijuana for the past 9 months. Man, what she smoked 9 months ago must have been some REALLY good shiat
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Spiffy Church refuses to obey Boy Scouts of America's order to fire an openly gay scoutmaster. Interesting: The Church plans to sue BSA to make them revoke the demand saying the order impinges on the Chuch's "religious freedom"
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bolstered by the success of its "We're not racists, YOU'RE the racists" campaign, GOP rolls out new "We're not sexist, YOU'RE the sexists" campaign (1)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Main] For the good of the country, we need to ban the left
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(68)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Rep. Vance McAllister (R-Andy) caught reaching 1st base with woman not his wife, which in northern Louisiana is punishable by execution
source: csmonitor.com
(0)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Famous YouTube couple ends two-year marriage, proves reality TV divorce curse extends beyond cable
source: ibtimes.com
(0)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
[Politics] Missouri considers lifting lifetime food stamp ban for drug felons. Obviously, some people have a problem with this
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(15)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
This is one sausage you really don't want to mess with
source: thelocal.es
(0)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Pizza and beer go great together... unless you're 10... and at a birthday party
source: wtvr.com
(0)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Taking your cell phone into the bathroom with you WILL KILL YOU
source: mynews13.com
(0)
 
(KPRC Houston)
 
 
 
Spell your name
source: kprcradio.com
(0)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] ScarJo would like you to stop calling ScarJo ScarJo. Sounds like ScarJo is pretty mad
source: thewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Believe me when I say to you, I hope the Neanderthals loved their children too (0)
 
(Some Christianity Today)
 
 
 
Bible group finds Goats now match Sheep in numbers, while matching USA Today in horrible infographics (0)
 
(The Active Times)
 
 
 
If I told you it was possible to drive a car from England to Australia, would you believe me? Yes, it's possible and it's happening: Learn How (0)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Should Homer Simpson pay more at all-you-can-eat seafood buffets than Marge?
source: theatlantic.com
(0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Sports] Why yes, that is Rory McIlroy the golfer in my Danish pastry.. so I'm running down to the betting store and putting down £10K for him to win the Masters
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(17)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
[Main] The five things you should do about the new Heartbleed bug. Number one: PANIC
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Seriously, is it something in the water down there? AZ sheriff defends his deputy's decision to arrest 3 illegal immigrants inside the church they were seeking sanctuary in because the men might have had WMDS
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama's Illegal alien, welfare queen aunt Zeituni has died (0)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Burger King quickly intercepts McDonald's business in Crimea, supporting Russia's reunification with the peninsula (0)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Militant atheist demands godless lawyer
source: upi.com
(2)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Huh - fighting video game trolls with the carrot and not the stick actually works
source: redbull.com
(0)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Rick Scott is a cold-blooded murderer (0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Latest vehicle recall includes Mazda vehicles whose fuel tanks could build up too much pressure resulting in cracks and possibly fire. On the upside the cause of the pressure build up can only be fixed by KILLING THEM WITH FIRE so it's a wash
source: bbc.com
(5)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The 21 worst sequels to good movies. You submitted a sequel to this headline that was absolutely grotesque
source: omaha.com
(0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kickstarter to change name to Libstarter
source: usatoday.com
(0)
 
(Forward Progressives)
 
 
 
Because learning from past mistakes is something the GOP is utterly incapable of, Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) has put up his own Facebook poll with predictable results (0)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man takes Doritos, camera from clinic, leaves behind toilet-clogging dump
source: mynews13.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Senior surviving officer who tried to downplay the cause of the Titanic sinking in insurance claim: Why the iceberg that the Titanic hit was merely an ice cube and only made a 'slight jar' when it struck
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Seventy-five years ago, Marian Anderson was denied a stage by the Daughters of the American Revolution, so she sang for a nation on the National Mall in Washington
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Some Balkanist)
 
 
 
So, is "messianic leader of an apocalyptic Islamic sex cult" or "diamond-studded Versace bondage gear" a better way to get a Fark greenlight? Either way, Farkers can think of the kittens
source: balkanist.net
(0)
 


Wed April 09, 2014, 11:00 AM
(Ebony Magazine)
 
 
 
Ebony reporter can't find any doctors on Obamacare plan. 96 doctors in her area don't take Obamacare. Fark: She still thinks it's great
source: ebony.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently, the Cookie Monster hates Jews and foreigners just as much as he loves cookies
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
How Eagle Eye probably would have ended
source: mynews13.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Find out if your doctor is one of the Medicare Multimillionaires
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Congressman Homewrecker wants the FBI to investigate the leak of the tape that exposed him, because reasons
source: politico.com
(0)
 
(The Root)
 
 
 
Baseball legend Hank Aaron calls out GOP for mistreatment of President Obama: "Back in my day they had hoods. Now they have neckties and starched shirts"
source: theroot.com
(0)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Archie is going to die this summer. Did he get on the wrong side of Moose? Was Jughead driving his jalopy drunk? Was Betty or Veronica jealous? Is Archie still published?
source: avclub.com
(5)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] Based on his recent appearance on Fox News, Ben Stein is clearly auditioning to take over for John Hodgman playing the "Deranged Millionaire" character on "The Daily Show"
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(63)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Authorities find 49 dead horses at a Kentucky farm. Farm owner denies wrongdoing, but acknowledges that some of his horses were "thin." Being dead is a real fat-burner
source: usatoday.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cow Tipping. New and trendy: Smart Car Tipping (1)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
UPS Delivery trucks could save millions in gas by not driving like NASCAR drivers
source: neatorama.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canada's favorite mayor recruits some celebrities to help his campaign. Fark: Ben Johnson and the Trailer Park Boys (1)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
About time to change EVERY password you use
source: reuters.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy with cerebral palsy, which is the sexiest of all the palsies, does a workout video
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Firefox users can no longer access Red State because &q