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Wed August 13, 2014, 11:00 PM
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Oh yeah? Well you should see the otter guy
source: twincities.com
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's not engineering that's too hard for women, it's engineering culture. #NotAllEngineers
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Missing Texas boy found staying at local 5 star hotel (0)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Experimental Ebola superdrug may never reach Africa, meaning the country's only hope could be to bless the rains. Unless that 12:30 flight comes through (0)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Fall starts on August 25th, at least according to Starbucks, who will begin selling their seasonal Pumpkin Spice Latte that day
source: foodbeast.com
(0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Everyone Madonna lists in "Vogue" are now dead. To be fair, rigor mortis is technically striking a pose
source: metro.co.uk
(1)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
'The Giver' tries to appeal to everybody except people who actually love and remember 'The Giver'
source: nj.com
(1)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Farrah Abraham who was a christian author, reality trash, porn trick, yogurt maker, mother of every year and rubber asshole mogul is now stripping while allegedly claiming it's only for 'research' (0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Magic Johnson believes Los Angeles is ready for an NFL team and it will happen in the next two years. Hey Raiders, he is looking at you
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you put sand on the road after an oil spill, what do you put on the road after a sand spill? (0)
 
(Boston.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ferguson Police are arresting, shooting at and gassing Reporters. Link goes to live blog
source: boston.com
(0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Welcome to Gila River Arena, home of the Arizona Coyotes
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The silliest picture of "Austin Powers" star Verne Troyer, dressed as a shark while watching shark week that you will see all day
source: tmz.com
(1)
 
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Chicken Nuggets? More like Plastic Nuggets
source: myfox8.com
(0)
 
(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
If the city smells real bad, the smell is probably coming from the 50 cats were discovered in a house within it (0)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Holocaust survivor, fashion mogul and one of the stars of Million Dollar Listing, Edith Flagg has died at the age of 94
source: tmz.com
(0)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"You lost those DVDs? That's a bitin' and stabbin'." Bonus: A mugshot of a woman that looks like she would do that type of thing
source: pennlive.com
(0)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
America's homosexuals are going to hell
source: livescience.com
(0)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This guy looks like Troy Polamalu, except for those big tattoos on the neck
source: pennlive.com
(0)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Christopher Markus, the man responsible for writing Captain America 3, wants to bring some realism into the film. So, he's hoping to get MODOK [Mental Organism Designed Only for Kittens] in the movie
source: slashfilm.com
(0)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Mugshot Number One: Not too bad. Mugshot Number Two: Holy FARK, what is that thing?
source: pennlive.com
(0)
 
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Saddest Fries
source: argusleader.com
(0)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Checking into the hospital with your dead sister's identity? Might want to think about changing out of that memorial t-shirt featuring her name and picture
source: nola.com
(0)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
China punishes group of Best Koreans by sending them to Worst Korea, instead of back to glorious Best Korea
source: news.sky.com
(1)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When shoplifting from a store, make sure you have your loot and your driver's license with you. They could use the license to identify you
source: pennlive.com
(0)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
We've found the most depressing Starbucks in existence. "It's like a prison" (0)
 
(The Interrobang)
 
 
 
Russell Peters says the media and the public are trying to ruin comedy. Too late, Gallagher already ruined comedy years ago (0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arizona State offensive lineman to join the Bears
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Business] "My 14-year-old son brought in the mail today & was quite disturbed & fascinated by a 'gift' Lands' End sent us"
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(84)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Extras for the NWA biopic, Straight Outta Compton, seen using real bullets
source: eonline.com
(0)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Jail Is Worse Than It Is On 'Orange Is the New Black'" Says rapper Remy Ma who was sentenced to eight years in prison for assault, weapons possession and attempted coercion
source: tmz.com
(2)
 


Wed August 13, 2014, 10:00 PM
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man bumps into two guys while looking at his cell phone, so they get all stabby. That'll learn him
source: thestar.com
(0)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
Welcome to Staten Island where the mosquitos are so bad they make you break into peoples houses to escape
source: silive.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Broadway cast of Aladdin pays tribute to Robin Williams the best way they can
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Diffuser)
 
 
 
Ryan Adams says he spent more than $100K recording a solo album he decided to scrap, which is way more that he played for his first real six string at the five & dime back in the summer of '69
source: diffuser.fm
(0)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nude and free they are. Stop them the Puritanical Government would like. Fight the nudist will. Guns where will the nudist hide?
source: nypost.com
(0)
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Taxpayers think twice about retaining official who made the same costly tax error two times in two towns (0)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Giant vaginas and a penis so big you can climb it? Sadly not porn, just hippies at Burning Man
source: 7deadlymag.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How many Robin Williams references did this sports anchor from Atlanta fit into one segment?
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Attention, fathers: It isn't your wife's responsibility to stay home with your sick children. You get sick days too. So be a parent, dammit. I mean, assuming you don't do this already; you know how judgmental Slate can be
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you don't belieb in the justice system then you're justin denial
source: uk.reuters.com
(0)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
I sleep with my feet outside the covers because your mom refuses to trim her toenails, but science says keeping our feet outside the covers helps us sleep better. Why do you sleep with your feet outside the covers?
source: nymag.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Giada's new Vegas restaurant is definitely not Yummo
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Judge is so impressed with Chris Brown's behavior, he's ordering fewer drug tests, which means the habitual violent criminal and drug user is free to act a fool
source: tmz.com
(0)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
The only democrat who truly represents the people, wins Milwaukee's Sheriff primary. Stick to your guns, man. Stick to 'em
source: jsonline.com
(0)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not news: Van gets stolen in KC suburb. News: Single mother of 5 uses texts to convince thief to return stolen van. Fark: Thieves leave bottle of transmission fluid for leaky tranny
source: kctv5.com
(0)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Suicidal veteran: Phoenix VA denied me care because I had no appointment
source: ktar.com
(0)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A reboot of the derided 90s series Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers is headed to theaters in 2016
source: deadline.com
(0)
 
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
14 year old boy achieves American dream for four days
source: myfox8.com
(0)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
GOP launches faux news sites to attack opponents. No, not that one (0)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
[Main] Huffington Post reporter arrested for crime of not packing bag fast enough at McDonald's, as well as not picking up that can
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(Livestream)
 
 
 
Police are firing into a crowd that has no place to go in Ferguson (0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Traitor and domestic terrorist Edward Snowden returns with two new statements that expose the USA's infrastructure to the entire world. Why hasn't this clown been thrown into Guantanamo?
source: slate.com
(7)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
American Horror Story: Freak Show adds the world's smallest woman to the cast. So good luck to Snooki on her first real acting gig
source: deadline.com
(0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Can we give this pilot a hand for being able to land his plane safely after mid-air mishap . Passengers, want to raise your hands?
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Battlefield 4, free for a week from Origin until August 14 (you know, tomorrow)
source: origin.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Ninja says I love you
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Livestream)
 
 
 
[Main] Live feed from Ferguson as police advance on protestors and order reporters to stop recording
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(812)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
When boarding the plane always check that emergency exits are nearby, oxygen masks are available, pilot's prosthetic arm is securely fastened
source: telegraph.co.uk
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: 'World's oldest eel's head recovered at last'
source: thelocal.se
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Wed August 13, 2014, 09:00 PM
(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Man who married four women in four counties arrested for bigamy. Sheriff: "We don't have a motive yet"
source: wltx.com
(0)
 
(Camera.org)
 
 
 
The person the UN appointed to investigate Israel's conduct in Gaza has a history of anti-Israel activism, writing reports criticized as "seriously flawed", and many "experts" refuse to serve on panels with him
source: blog.camera.org
(0)
 
(Hype Angel)
 
 
 
The way the Sun sees you is kinda freakish
source: hypeangel.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wrecked him (0)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Newspaper staff have buckets of ice water dumped on their heads (w/sfw pics) (0)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Gay marriage destroys yet another traditional marriage (6)
 
(CBS St. Louis)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police just opened fire on the protesters in Ferguson (0)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new arachnid overlords
source: bbc.co.uk
(0)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What the hell were these architects thinking with their grand designs. Nuke. From. Orbit (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"What kind of place are you looking for? Swamps. Reservoirs. Metal foundries. Dumps"
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
Cindy Crawford looking to pay someone to test caulk. Subby would gladly let her test his caulk for free
source: laist.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stabbed through the heart and tweeting's to blame
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Washington Post reporter Wesley Lowery arrested in Ferguson for not leaving McDonalds quickly enough. Apparently, in America, in 2014, police can manhandle you, take you into custody, put you in cell & then open the door like it didn't happen
source: pbs.twimg.com
(2)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The picture from Ferguson, Missouri that perfectly sums up how bad the militarization of our police forces has become
source: dailykos.com
(0)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
News: Thieves steal 24 beehives worth about $12k. Fark: This is considered a relatively small bee theft
source: sltrib.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton takes up the fine art of knot tying to avoid blaming Israel for the UN bombing - goes with the slip knot
source: m.huffpost.com
(0)
 
(Ustream)
 
Video
 
LIVE STREAM: Live coverage from the streets of Ferguson, MO where a large crowd is challenging riot police right now
source: ustream.tv
(0)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The 10 friends we all have, assuming we are desperate for companionship and can overlook glaring personality flaws that would drive normal people to murder
source: buzzfeed.com
(0)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Looks like "No Justice For QT" for another night
source: stltoday.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter is thinking of running for office (0)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
[Main] Police say the woman "hiked up her dress and engaged in an intimate act with several lawn chairs"
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(80)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Damn lefties and their constant whining. Get over it, the right has won (0)
 
(Police Foundation)
 
 
 
Last year failed wannabe cop Jordan Dorner went on a cop killing rampage. Here's the analysis of those events including Anonymous hackers defending him, cops shooting at civilians, and Blues Brother quantities of self-deploying police. Warning: long (0)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
How the Universe made stars, galaxies, and clusters from a perfectly uniform past, and why it'll never do it again
source: medium.com
(0)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Misspelled overhead freeway sign sends Atlanta motorists to 'Aquairium'
source: 11alive.com
(0)
 


Wed August 13, 2014, 08:00 PM
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shocking report from legislative analyst Rick Romero finds that the billionaire sponsored plan to split California into 6 states would separate the rich from the poors
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Contact youtube directly ritual
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why did Robin Williams kill himself? If a friend's observation is accurate, it was because Robin was really, really not wanting to do a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Arizona State lineman comes out of the closet. Trying to get drafted by the Bears, I guess (1)
 
(Upworthy)
 
 
 
Ron Swanson's guide to the Bill of Rights. Guns? "I expect you to challenge me in an honorable contest of fisticuffs like a grown adult"
source: upworthy.com
(1)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study suggests antiperspirants make you smell worse, and in the case of Axe, like a complete douchebag to boot (0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A 25 year old woman marrying a 79 year old man gets complicated quick, especially when he's in prison, they're not actually married for real yet, and the man is Charles Manson
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mentally ill plane stowaway who went back to the airport after pleading guilty after the initial flight is sentenced to 177 days of jail for violating probation. Will be back at the airport in 3, 2, 1 (0)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
This tick's bite will give you something much worse than Lyme Disease, it'll give you a lifetime membership to PETA
source: techtimes.com
(0)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Police save suicidal man's life by shooting him in the face. Twice (0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Not news: Leather, Steampunk or wings. News: Leather steampunk-wings Fark: For guinea pigs
source: io9.com
(0)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Snowden explains why he leaked secrets, was always picked last for dodgeball
source: zdnet.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fewer Americans are able to count on potato (0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Journalists are being arrested in war-torn places like Egypt, Syria, Iraq, and Ferguson, Missouri (0)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Baptist pastor arrested for embezzling almost $1 million from community center, used it to pay his mortgage, liquor, casinos, Rolex, full length mink coat and judging from his pic... John Waters' mustache
source: newson6.com
(0)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Obviously the first woman to ever win the math Nobel is smart, but more importantly, is she hot?
source: sfgate.com
(0)
 
(MyFox Atlanta)
 
 
 
As far as I can tell, Mr. Peanut is telling people about a fishing trip (0)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Networking giant Cisco about to force 6,000 employees to start networking
source: sfgate.com
(0)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL owns the ice: St. Louis Blues organization takes the ice bucket challenge. From tickets and maintenance to the owner and 71 year old team favorite Bobby Plager getting it from a Zamboni. NHL ALS trifecta in play (0)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dial "M" for Murder, and if that doesn't work, just dial 911
source: blog.sfgate.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mugshot madness of 11 mugshots over three years of Meth addict's descent into hell. So young and no match for one hell of a drug
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Caption this outnumbered girl
source: telegram.com
(5)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
47 Inspector Generals co-sign letter to Most Transparent Administration Ever asking why they're not being allowed to do their jobs
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Frances Bean Cobain goes on Twitter, Twats support to Zelda Williams
source: eonline.com
(0)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Main] Headline: "Consumer Reports: Tesla Model S has 'more than its share of problems'" Actual Quote: "The Tesla Model S was 'one of the most phenomenal cars we've ever tested.'"
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Burger King learns that nobody goes to Burger King to eat low-calorie French fries
source: wtop.com
(0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia town unites to take a stand against out-of-town atheists who are bullying its children
source: foxnews.com
(3)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Fox News poll shows that the majority of American voters approve of Iraqi airstrikes, but not the way Obama's doing them
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Even though Mayor Rahm Emanuel and Top Cop Garry McCarthy say Chicago doesn't need outside assistance, the FBI has arrived
source: examiner.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man dies after vibrator gets stuck in rectum. What a pisser (0)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
[Sports] The Department of Pulling Numbers out of your Ass is back with your annual fantasy football article
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(47)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orlando Catholic Diocese sued for sexual abuse. Again (0)
 


Wed August 13, 2014, 07:00 PM
(Slate)
 
 
 
All 16 of the superstars named in that Madonna song "Vogue" are now dead. Could there have been some kind of curse?
source: slate.com
(5)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pilot lands plane one handed after other hand becomes detached from controls...sorry... other hand if left attached to controls
source: bbc.co.uk
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that ObamaCare is tyranny (1)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
♫Tied-up, tied-up, tied-up to the sliding door, don't leave your children tied-up while you go to work♫ (0)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man who attacked a tattoo artist with a sword has admitted that while he was in jail awaiting trial, he threatened to kill President Barack Obama and blow up the Orlando federal courthouse. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE NUTJOB (0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hipsters everywhere squeal with glee as Michael Cera releases an album (0)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What will life be like with legalized narcotics? Aside from terrifying, that is
source: theatlantic.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Farrah Abraham reduced to stripping at clubs in Texas, because of course she is (0)
 
(Info Wars)
 
Video
 
Live stream from Ferguson, MO. It's uglier than a 2 dollar whore
source: infowars.com
(0)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? [makes motorboat noises] You motor-boating son of a ... You old sailor, you (0)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Grand jury greenlights prosecution of former Redflex CEO (0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man accused of dismembering 5 dogs at Nevada motel, but he is remembering them
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
User interface designs just got "Artistically Different" (0)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
[Main] 22 year old woman with three kids in car, one in lap, driving with a BAC of .252, hits Subaru, chain link fence, garage, another fence, a Chevy, then a Ford says it looks like I'm a bad Mom, but I'm actually a really good Mom
source: bismarcktribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
[Main] Teen dies by ingesting copious quantities of the deadly chemical compound, dihydrogen monoxide
source: wtsp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When even the French foreign minister says you take too many vacations, you know it must be bad
source: dailymail.co.uk
(6)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Gawker is desperately scrambling to rid Jezebel of "misogynist trolls." Fortunately, we don't have that problem on Fark; here, the dames are just as bad as the men
source: salon.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Africa's only polar bear has died. I'm not saying it's Ebola...but, it's Ebola
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Politics] When the French call you out for taking too many vacations you really might be taking too many vacations
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(201)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
You know that you have more than a slight weight problem when the fire department has to knock a hole through the wall and haul you out using a skid loader, while your neighbors all record it
source: liveleak.com
(0)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Gender roles in Leisure Suit Larry
source: popmatters.com
(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Boots on the ground
source: abcnews.go.com
(0)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Gay illegal immigrants search for exemptions to deportations. They're here, they're queer, get used to it (0)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
People who never actually listened to Rush Limbaugh outraged at what journalist who neither listened to Rush Limbaugh said Rush said that he never actually said
source: twitchy.com
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenage girl and her boyfriend arrested after hotel officials found they left behind her mother and a suitcase
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The secret to Jimmy Johns great tasting subs? They're made with real tears (0)
 
(Chico Enterprise Record)
 
 
 
Why buy when you can rent?
source: chicoer.com
(0)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Women cheat because they want to break it off
source: alternet.org
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Family values republican candidate drops out of a race after having an affair. But in the name of gender equality this time it was a female candidate (0)
 
(Long Beach Press-Telegram)
 
 
 
Woman collecting workers comp for broken toe caught in heels at beauty pageant (0)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
An interview with the man who helped create one of the greatest comedy sensations ever seen: Michael J. Nelson of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame
source: popmatters.com
(0)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Another day of American Christians living as Jesus wanted them to - spreading peace, love, living with beneficence, and helping their fel-, oh, who am I kidding
source: examiner.com
(0)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] George R. R. Martin says the internet has figured out the ending to Game of Thrones
source: insidetv.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Soon your job will not be necessary, human
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Hamas launches rockets breaking the ceasefire, Israel bombs back in return. This is not a repeat of every other ceasefire (0)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
If you need a visual ipecac, have we got three words for you: Ramen Fry Poutine
source: foodbeast.com
(1)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
[Main] Oh, my favorite explosions? Mostly underground, you probably wouldn't have heard of them
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(36)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Michael Cera releases folk album. The world is busy wondering why (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Comedy writer trashes Robin Williams, gets butthurt when the internet trashes him (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hoarding bottled water? Sick of the drought? Check out these fine, crystal clear swimming holes in Vermont
source: sevendaysvt.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Maybe you could sell the palace? (0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Inspirational gay teacher who came out years ago at school assembly gets a very heartwarming email letter for his candor
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 


Wed August 13, 2014, 06:00 PM
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
The first seven months of 2014 set all-time heat record for California, breaking the mark from 1934 by 1.4 degrees. Residents of Bakersfield seen returning to Oklahoma
source: dailynews.com
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Obama sends in another 130 troops into Iraq as military advisers. Kennedy called, and wants his military strategy back
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's slam of Obama's foreign policy comes from A. Republicans, B. Hillary Clinton, or C. The French
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Hipsters, rain cause more than $260,000 in damage to Chicago's Grant Park (0)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
A day in the life of a man with dwarfism from his perspective
source: upi.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A declaration of inderpendence
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] National Review writer: "Yes, I wrote about the black people in Missouri by describing one of them as a primate and saying another one looked like three fifths of Snoop Dogg, but you're the real racist for noticing"
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(152)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The Blame of Drones
source: wired.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conservative writer Kevin D. Williamson shocked, SHOCKED that people think he might be racist just because he described a 9-year-old black kid as a primate (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kevin Ward Sr. goes on the record to say that the death of his son was totally unnecessary and places the blame for it solely on one person. Unfortunately it was the wrong person (0)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Feminists: let's hide our real agenda and lead with our best selling points
source: newrepublic.com
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bomb disposal expert in Gaza proves to his wife that she was right all along
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Midweek fWc time. Roman Reigns picks his fantasy football team. Come for John Cena at center, stay for Randy Orton at waterboy (0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
New York state Senate candidate Gia Arnold (R-eally naughty):"I had an extramarital affair on August 1st and left my husband. Therefore I quit the race." Sarah Palin nods approvingly (0)
 
(Collider)
 
 
 
Oh, what's that, DC? You're making a movie about a guy who talks to fish? Well, we here at Marvel are going ahead and making a film about a group of aliens on the moon that have a talking, psychic dog and guy whose voice levels mountains
source: collider.com
(0)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Governor of Massachusetts chimes in on Market Basket fiasco, tells workers to STFU and get back to work
source: boston.com
(0)
 
(City Pages)
 
 
 
10 reasons 1994 was music's best year (2)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teed-off that your business colleague spends all his time on the golf course and not the office? Move his desk to the golf club
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bicyclist killed after deciding to play chicken with a garbage truck (0)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Celine Dion puts her career on hold
source: billboard.com
(0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
SeaWorld sinks
source: latimes.com
(0)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
What happens when you leave your four year-old child alone with your pet pit bull? The dog mauls the child to death because you're the f*cking idiot who thought leaving the kid alone with the deadliest, most savage dog in existence was a good idea
source: miamiherald.com
(3)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Facial recognition software test helps special agent catch "The Juggler"
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Failed mayoral candidate looks to pot
source: rgj.com
(0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
B-Rawk: Now watch this drive. Press: We would if you'd let us
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Telegram not dead STOP Alive, evolving in Japan STOP
source: itworld.com
(0)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Chris Walla leaves Death Cab for Cutie. That sound you hear are mid-90s hipsters who never grew up to enjoy real music bawling their eyes out
source: billboard.com
(0)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Remember the 42 yea old woman who got busted for cheering on he daughter in a videoed brawl ? Neither do I but she got busted again. This time for bumping uglies in a parking lot. With a 20 year old. Bonus: Outside Beef 'O' Brady's (0)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman drove drunk with two kids in the backseat. She was one gun and a baggie of cocaine away from becoming the Floridiot of the Year (0)
 
(Hawaii Reporter)
 
 
 
1) FB selfie with money you robbed from a bank. 2) ???? 3) Profit (0)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor proclaims the whole Metro Detroit area is a disaster
source: wxyz.com
(2)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] The #1 album in America is a '70s mixtape
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(186)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Get your slice of cake fail right here (0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'They may have been down on their knees, but they certainly weren't in prayer.'
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman wins the world's highest math prize, something that is being considered a broad victory for women everywhere
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Survivor' premiere at risk because its Emmy-honored editing team want to survive too, demand health benefits from producer Mark Burnett
source: insidetv.ew.com
(0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more men in the United States want paid paternity leave, but only 10% of companies offer it
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
For men, greeting female friends is easy, usually just a peck on the cheek. Men on the other hand is serious business
source: vice.com
(0)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Frances Bean Cobain offers support to Zelda Williams
source: nme.com
(0)
 
(Inforum)
 
 
 
You dam facist nazzis, with yore stoopid glas windoze and yore stoopid speling roolz
source: inforum.com
(0)
 
(WWAY 3 Wilmington)
 
 
 
Errybody got a plan, 'til they get punched in the face
source: wwaytv3.com
(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ebola-stricken countries attempt to curb outbreak by cordoning off affected areas. President of Madagascar nods approvingly
source: abcnews.go.com
(0)
 
(Something Else Reviews)
 
 
 
Obviously, Crosby Stills and Nash are joking about touring with Jimmy Fallon as "Neil Young." But wouldn't you totally pay to see that? (3)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Parents shocked, SHOCKED that a scantily clad woman was getting some exercise on Maryland's Ocean City boardwalk using a pole
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Why would a person stab somebody else over money for diapers? Depends
source: wyff4.com
(0)
 


Wed August 13, 2014, 05:00 PM
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Can I tell my boss I need to leave because I'm having menstrual cramps, or should I make up a different excuse?"
source: slate.com
(3)
 
(Collective Evolution)
 
 
 
A no fuzz Brazilian video smoothly captures streetlights over Sao Paulo (0)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Heart problems plague Joey Kramer, meaning the world will be spared an Aerosmith tour
source: tmz.com
(0)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Dear Toby Keith, We don't want your name on this bar and grill. Love, everyone (0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Ferguson, Missouri is not a warzone." Pretty sure the overreacting residents think so
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Guy Fieri sucks
source: salon.com
(0)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
[Main] World's only two surviving airworthy WWII Lancaster bombers fly in formation together for the first time in 50 years
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
How long should people wait before spoiling a TV show? Two hours is the consensus, right?
source: deadline.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 50 Best College Towns In America (0)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Save Money. Live Here
source: ctvnews.ca
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Omaha doctor to perform an "urban legend" surgery: reattaching five fingers to a patient who had the digits lopped off. If this goes well, his handiwork will be envied (0)
 
(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
A tube in his nose, wheelchair bound, Frans Brüggen conducts his last filmed concert
source: slippedisc.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News A-Team Member: "I'm sorry for calling Michelle Obama fat. What I meant to say was she's fat AND hates America. My apologies" (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the tank treads crossing the border. Putin said he's not fomenting the Ukraine troubles and that's that
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember when Obama promised no troops on the ground in Iraq? Yeah, about that
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
[Main] Bad Day: You get hit by a car while riding your motorcycle. Worse Day: It's a hit and run. Fark: You get shot in the chest by your own gun while crashing to the ground
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(92)
 
(Military.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Once again proving how well trained US sailors are, US naval cruiser Cowpens operates without a captain and executive officer for 3 months while they were boinking each other in the captain's cabin
source: military.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Someone is prepared to pay $13,000 for an unpaid internship (clearly not in finance)
source: dailydot.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Three mistakes that Atheists make include The Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost (1)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Madonna's daughter is smoking. Mama don't preach
source: tmz.com
(4)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
74 year old still sees spark in life
source: metronews.ca
(0)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
New PSA finally tells it like it is when it comes to why your snowflake is fat. Of course, some people have a problem with that
source: time.com
(0)
 
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
NFL to enact zero tolerance policy on slurs. Well, aside from one you can still use, just ask Dan Snyder
source: advocate.com
(0)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former Redflex CEO has 3 seconds to choose whether to plead guilty or not guilty to federal bribery indictment
source: suntimes.com
(0)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
16, drunk on Monday night, and running over a woman is no way to go through a Walmart parking lot, kid
source: wfaa.com
(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ferguson police to protesters:"Alright you can stay out for a while longer. But you go home when it's getting dark"
source: abcnews.go.com
(0)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
I'm the best there is at I do, and what I do is make infographics
source: actionagogo.com
(0)
 
(View Mixed)
 
 
 
Here are 20 mugshots of hot, bad girls and their crazy stories
source: viewmixed.com
(0)
 
(Humanosphere)
 
 
 
Journalism internship ends abruptly, due to big news (0)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: 14 year old runs away from home to live in his fort. Fark: The fort is carved out of boxes in a 24hr Walmart
source: startribune.com
(0)
 
(Issaquah Press)
 
 
 
You can outrun me, but you can't outrun gravity (0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Stock of Candy Crush's parent company King Digital Entertainment plunges over 20 percent. Subby offers five more launch attempts for only $0.99
source: abcnews.go.com
(0)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Fearing reprisal from North Korea, Sony has decided to change a few buttons people wear in 'The Interview'
source: theblemish.com
(1)
 
(Humanosphere)
 
 
 
USDA invests millions into random soybean project in Afghanistan...despite evidence that it will fail and they have no idea how to make it work (0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Heartless thieves don't know the meaning of 'wait till the old pensioner is dead' before they steal his watch while doctors were fighting to save his life
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey you. Hey Hellooo there. Stop wearing your damn headphones in public (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those struggling or looking for answers American Foundation for Suicide Prevention
source: afsp.org
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hilarious telemarketer's rant
source: youtube.com
(1)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Robin Williams' daughter Zelda receives kind words of support from Kurt Cobain's daughter Frances Bean. Who sprinkled dust all over subby's desk?
source: abcnews.go.com
(2)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Girl lays down, gets tired
source: wtvr.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wang, unable to bear the loneliness, succumbs
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Teacher in Sweden learns to hard way that giving the Hitler salute in German class is still frowned upon
source: thelocal.se
(0)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
[Sports] It's not easy to score 21 points by yourself in a game. Especially when it's a soccer game. Bonus: knocked the opposing team completely out of the league
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Couple goes out sailing for one week, returns sixteen years later after round-the-world voyage. No word whether they hit Gilligan's Island for a while
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS marches out of Yazidi town with the spoils of war. FARK A hundred women and children
source: cnn.com
(0)
 


Wed August 13, 2014, 04:00 PM
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Governor begs wrong group of Satanists not to hold Black Mass, confuses the devil she knows for the devil she doesn't
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
John McWhorter - The True Stereotypes Behind Michael Brown's Death (0)
 
(RAPS.org)
 
 
 
Scientists get together to discuss the most important question of our age: Why women don't want to have sex
source: raps.org
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Fourteen-year-old boy evicted by Walmart Housing Authority
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(39)
 
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
NY Daily News Editors, Tony Stewart, thank their webitors for all the Dead Robin Williams clickbait, just remember those "buzzy search words" (0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Main] Hacker group Anonymous "found" the St. Louis, MO. police dispatch recordings for the afternoon Michael Brown was shot in Ferguson
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(702)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Notre Dame names Everett Golson starting QB after last season's academic suspension. So far, he has passed every test on the field
source: examiner.com
(0)
 
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
"Words escape me, even as I type this, and all I feel is a sadness that cannot be explained. Robin Williams was no direct relation of mine, and yet I feel as if I have lost a brother, a father, a mentor" (0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Obama has finally figured out that Republicans will do the exact opposite of what he says (0)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Happy Left Handers Day to all you sinister Farkers out there
source: azcentral.com
(1)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The enemy of my enemy is my friend (0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: babies in hot cars. New (literal) hotness: babies in hot oven roasting pans (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen kills her mom, stuffs her body in a suitcase and then tweets: 'i refuse to let someone say what i can do, gettin (sic) money my attitude you know what it do #bali.' Yeah let me know how that works out in jail there sweetheart
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Daily Motion)
 
 
 
Don't hassle me, I'm local
source: dailymotion.com
(0)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Israel and Palestinian militants agree to another three days of not killing each other. If they keep this up they might just be able to live with each other. Maybe
source: news.sky.com
(0)
 
(Aviation Week)
 
 
 
Former NASA administrator: "We have better stuff in museums than we have in operations today. I can't think of another technical discipline in which that statement would be true" (0)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
[Main] Hospital staff pro tip: There are many ways to ease a woman's pain while she is giving birth. Injecting a strong neurotoxic disinfectant directly into her nervous system is not one of them
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police officer dislodges the pesky wiener from woman after pulling her over for running a red light
source: metro.co.uk
(1)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Family of badly-beaten pr0n star Christy Mack sends Dog The Bounty Hunter on the trail of fugitive MMA fighter War Machine, so far it's Twitter Gold: #EATMYTAZER
source: foxsports.com
(0)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Incredibly Bad Photoshops for $500, Alex
source: twitchy.com
(0)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
Cindy Crawford wants to find old caulk
source: laist.com
(1)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Alfred Hitchcock's boldest directorial effort of 1942 was . . . a magazine article?
source: life.time.com
(0)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The sprawling of America to the suburbs is the reason why we're so fat. So moving back to the cities will make us all skinny, healthy and beautiful again?
source: theatlantic.com
(0)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
[Politics] Hospital food is about to get better. Thanks, Obama
source: munchies.vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Main] Republican National Committee formally condemns new AP US history exam for attempting to teach US History rather than US Hagiography
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(154)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
[Main] German language teacher goes full German in class
source: thelocal.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Congressman from NE, who voted against increasing the minimum wage, flatly rejects his opponent's call to cut Congressional pay by 10% because "we haven't had a raise since 2008"
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The government would like to hire a Level 3 Subject Matter Expert. Strangely they don't mention what the subject is. I figure Fark is the place to post this job since it has a lot of experts in the comment sections. LGT job description (2)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
3 funny wedding crashers (0)
 
(WSAW Wausau)
 
 
 
[Main] Headline everyone wishes was 180 degrees off: Bieber beats sheriff
source: wsaw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The GOP's fake border war (0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Salmon cannon promises to revolutionize fish transport
source: io9.com
(0)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
TF'ers hometown is trying to ban medical marijuana even before the state votes whether to allow it? Which state? Need you even ask?
source: mynews13.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rush Limbaugh angrily defends remarks he says the media "took out of context" and that when he said Robin Williams killed himself because he was a liberal, Limbaugh in no way meant to suggest that Williams killed himself because he was a liberal
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Abdul, you idiot, it's the CAMEL that gets humps"
source: beiruting.com
(0)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
German artists replace official US flags on New York's Brooklyn Bridge with unofficial French ones
source: thelocal.de
(0)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
New York Times: New data shows that millenials are more libertarian than previous generations. Data: You know nothing of my work
source: nymag.com
(2)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Young Republican New York state senate candidate puts her campaign to bed because of her recent extramarital bedroom activities
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Some guy who's never seen TFD claims that comment-based web content is completely broken. Oh wait, make that HAS seen TFD
source: psmag.com
(0)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Are you sick and tired of getting scammed buying "As seen on TV" products? THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Good: Man protects home by shooting intruder who was "coming at him". Bad: It was his 16-year-old daughter trying to sneak in after a night out (2)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
LA police obviously were upset that the police near Saint Louis were getting all the attention (0)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Salmon Cannon
source: cnet.com
(0)
 
(Everyday Health)
 
 
 
I Said, DOES COFFEE PREVENT RINGING IN THE EARS?? (0)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
America has a brain fart, thinks its "libertarian moment" has finally arrived
source: theweek.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans came for: 310,000 may lose health care coverage because of Obamacare. Leaving unsatisfied: losing coverage because they may be illegals (0)
 


Wed August 13, 2014, 03:00 PM
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Sorry, liberals, you're stuck with Hillary Clinton. The great and powerful Nate Silver has spoken (2)
 
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Protip: You have to show up for jury duty first before you can exercise jury nullification
source: kboi2.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well THIS certainly ain't gonna help calm things down any: LAPD accused of fatally shooting an unarmed, mentally challenged man-while he was laying face down on the ground
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Dog sniffs out War
source: mmamania.com
(0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jayson Werth hits 105 miles per hour on the radar gun
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
To everyone's shock Duke produces something that doesn't suck (0)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
[Main] American Tourister found dead
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(60)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to Fox News Nearly identical Blonde #43, Elizabeth Hasselback, forbidding a GA HS football team from saying prayers before a game is the same thing as ISIS beheading Christians in the streets of Mosul... the SAME THING
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman admits shooting a porn video in a church after tipster recognizes one of her breasts (0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Coolest GIF image of comics characters morphing into each other you'll see all day
source: io9.com
(0)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Not News: Guy delivers bank bag to gas station. News: Two robbers attack guy with bank bag. Fark: Gas station attendant happens to be MMA fighter and offers a can a whoop ass to said robbers
source: sbnation.com
(0)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Beating up your friend because he didn't invite you to eat cheesesteaks is no way to go through life son (0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Women: Why are they so fat? (0)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Tip #1 - Don't kill a homeless man. Tip #2 - If you do happen to kill one, try not to use your own serialized garbage cart to hide the body in. Tip #3 - Don't kill a homeless man
source: wral.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
96 not-quite-Playmate-looking women found on Facebook who were willing to pose naked; sadly, your mom was late to the shoot. FARKer TIP: cruise Facebook instead of Craigslist (0)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
American cities ranked by political bias [--Pick One-- Commie Neutral Fascist]
source: sfgate.com
(0)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
For Robin Williams it seems the after life is going to include a lot more fetch quests
source: cinemablend.com
(0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Problem: fish migration are blocked by dams. Fark solution: load them into a fish canon that shoots 40 fishes a minute
source: io9.com
(1)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] MS Tea Party Leader prays that god will "be violent" against the Republican party. O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy, Amen?
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(65)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It's official, you cannot do business in Chicago without breaking the law (0)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
It looks like Marvel is moving forward with a movie about The Inhumans (whoever they are...)
source: denofgeek.us
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
LOADED Episode 4 is a reality
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey Check this out. "It's a lot of work, a lot of devotion" (0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jayson Werth of the Washington Nationals charged with driving at the speed of a fastball
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(SLAM Basketball News)
 
 
 
Clippers name #1 fan and #2 racist
source: slamonline.com
(0)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Woman realizes that she's starring in ex-gay therapy video even though she doesn't support ex-gay therapy. Bonus: she's stacked to the bejesus (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here is perhaps the strangest-looking reptile that has ever existed. It lived about 80 million years ago and its head resembled that of butterfly
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Ynet)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hamas fires rockets at Israel hours before ceasefire set to expire
source: ynetnews.com
(11)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Honestly if you're going to spend a hundred dollars on your little snowflake for this ice-cream sundae you need to at least ask for two spoons so you can taste it too
source: gothamist.com
(0)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
[Main] Oklahoma Governor can't keep her Satanic organizations straight
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(45)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Main] Seven days until Virginia's Gaypocalypse
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Culture Club really wants to hurt us again
source: billboard.com
(0)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Obama considering sending US troops to help get the trapped Yazidis off the mountain. But don't worry, they won't be combat troops
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Google launches a new company called Calico "whose mission is to harness advanced technologies to increase... lifespan." presumably, because the longer humans live, the more online ads they can each potentially see
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
[Main] "Bio economic theory" predicts that fishing does not cause extinctions, because third-world fishermen are experts at fisheries management. Lets see how that's working out
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Salmon ladder. New hotness: Salmon cannon
source: io9.com
(0)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Comedy industry one percenter declares that the only way to prevent more Robin Williams-type tragedies is to have clubs, networks, and studios test comedians for drug and alcohol abuse and keep them from performing if they don't pass
source: qz.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Guy on Fox's "Outnumbered" says something sexist about a Democrat. No, this is not a repeat (0)
 
(Your4State)
 
 
 
Va man pulls off a rare "double fail" after first shooting his daughter when he mistook her for a burglar, and then crashing his car as he tried to rush her to the hospital. Fortunately, She survived-no thanks to him
source: your4state.com
(0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Simpsons did it
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber finds out that buying his way out of a DUI charge isn't cheap. $50,000 donation to youth group is part of the plea deal
source: examiner.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Snowden warns that the good folks at NSA are developing "Monstemind" a cyberwarfare program that "would not only hunt down computer attacks.. but also strike back without staff oversight". Jesus, does no one at NSA remember "Wargames"?
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bomb disposal team invites reporters in for a hands-on look at their work, with predictable results
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Easy as shooting fish in a barrel. New hotness: Easy as launching fish over a dam with a cannon
source: gizmodo.com
(0)
 
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Gaza militants end cease fire 2 hours early
source: ynetnews.com
(0)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I feel confident that 20 years from now Barack Obama will be seen as one of our better modern presidents, and George W. Bush will continue to be reviled as one of our worst. Because reasons. How do you think these legacies will play out?
source: fark.com
(11)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How do you stop Alzheimer's patients from wandering around at night? Well if you're this 15-year-old Google Science Fair finalist you come up with a brilliant idea like this (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Thank you for choosing Comcast. How can I help you?" "I'd like to cancel." "Please hold"
source: yahoo.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The aptly name Gov of Oklahoma, Mary Fallin, issues a statement asking a group of Satanists to cancel a black mass they plan to hold in the state capital as it makes a mockery of Catholic beliefs-unfortunately the wrong group of Satanists
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman busted for public sex with man half her age building case for admission into Florida Stupid Crimes Hall of Fame (0)
 
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
In light of what's going on in Ferguson, Missouri, we thought this TomDispatch piece on the disturbing trend of police departments stocking up on surplus military tanks, grenade launchers and assault rifles was worth reposting
source: billmoyers.com
(0)
 
(Conservative Tribune)
 
 
 
It's all unraveling. Intelligence agencies report that Obama is once again lying to the American people -- He knew about the formation and growth of the Islamic State in 2010, and was informed again earlier this year. Probably Bush made him lie (0)
 
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
"Is the pooping white horse a subtle statement on income inequality? Why, after watching, does one suddenly become consumed with a craving for Oreo cookies?" (1)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things to look at - "fans" cry to ban the stripper at Chicago Blackhawks home games (0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Has society sunk so low that we really need to have "sideboob" in the Oxford Dictionary? That and some other boobs are the latest to make it in
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Yo quiero a $10 fancy lobster taco called "the 1%er..." And can I get some queso dip with that?
source: newser.com
(0)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Jack in the Box fast-food "cronut" gets rave review from finicky foodie who only visits Jack in the Box after a long visit with Jack Daniels (0)
 


Wed August 13, 2014, 02:00 PM
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Here's what the Daily News Robin Williams cover should have looked like (0)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Your fancy bottled water comes from drought-wracked, parched California
source: newser.com
(0)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Karma, by any other article, would never taste as sweet (0)
 
(Ynet)
 
 
 
As ceasefire deadline approaches, Hamas rejects Egypt-brokered agreement for extension
source: ynetnews.com
(0)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas open carry group plans armed demonstration in Houston's historically black Fifth Ward to show commitment to equal rights. Black people are not amused
source: chron.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Great fun, smashing success
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man successfully defends home from invasion, fails to drive perp to hospital
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Alright Arizona Farkers, here's a handy dandy flow chart to help you pick the next Governor. Come for the crazy, stay for the drunk. Beware the broomstick (0)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"New" Declaration of Independence penned by Breitbarter. Sample "We have warned of our grievances, though a culpable media apparatus has denied us the right to be legitimately heard". It gets better
source: breitbart.com
(0)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Hide yo ales, hide yo stouts, hide yo pilsners, cause they stealin' all the beers out there
source: foodbeast.com
(0)
 
(SFist)
 
 
 
Wonder if these folks still think it is super-awesome that Uber doesn't have to follow all those musty and outdated regulations cab do like fee structures and maximum fares after they paid $300-500 for a 10 mile in-town trip thanks to "surge pricing"
source: sfist.com
(0)
 
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Polish couples dies trying to take a selfie. Sometimes the headlines just write themselves
source: wbaltv.com
(0)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Police in Massachusetts are not amused with man's 'Police Maserati' (0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
BAD DAD: Man shoots daughter thinking she's a burglar, crashes car driving her to ER
source: rawstory.com
(1)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reports all icons in Madonna's "Vogue" now dead. Next;CNN's special report on the carnage in Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire"
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
It has been raining so much on Long Island, there's now a hole that's larger than what's between Lindsay Lohan's legs (0)
 
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
The NYPD has issued an official memo telling officers they can't stop someone from photographing or filming them
source: petapixel.com
(0)
 
(Some Shifty Guy)
 
 
 
Tea Party? Nope. Try Confederate Stares of America instead. How The South Won The Civil War
source: weeklysift.com
(7)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
In news that will come as a shock to absolutely no one, Goldman-Sachs which took the lead ing ripping off US taxpayers during the financial crisis is also the leading adviser to US companies that want to dodge taxes through "inversion"
source: qz.com
(0)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The situation on Mount Sinjar in Iraq is getting so bad, parents are cutting themselves just so their children can drink their blood to survive
source: news.sky.com
(4)
 
(www.aceofgood.com)
 
 
 
If you want to donate money for kids and girls education, ace of good is right place for donate money for education, we delivers school backpacks filled with school supply for remote kids and children who need this
source: aceofgood.com
(0)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Truck dumps load of lemons onto San Diego freeway, residents bitter
source: utsandiego.com
(0)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
How to talk like a fWcer
source: grantland.com
(0)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
[Main] When life gives you lemons, shut down the highway
source: utsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's first test tube penguin is doing fine. Michael Binkley is not the father
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
DEFCON 22 highlights hacker altruism: "You can see the steering column jerked out of the driver's hands and the brakes failing," ... "The effect was palpable and visceral. It's like 'things just got real.'"
source: itworld.com
(0)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Florida trial calls Siri to the stand after alleged murderer tells iPhone: "I need to hide a body"
source: dailydot.com
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
14 year old boy in trouble for living in a Walmart for 4 days, not watching Career Opportunities
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Battered gal pal says she still bananas for her banana mogul boyfriend, pleads with Judge to let her man still give her his banana. Bananas
source: nypost.com
(0)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Macy's misses earnings, blames sale at Penny's
source: bloomberg.com
(0)
 
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Stand by for Titanfall, the short film
source: polygon.com
(0)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Voters in Cormorant, Minnesota lead by example
source: myfoxny.com
(0)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
NY hates pussy selfies
source: silive.com
(0)
 
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
5 Climbers die on tip of Mont Blanc, presumably from ink poisoning
source: thehindu.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
20 Mega-corporations that pay zero in taxes (2)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
Paul George injury is making some NBA superstars re-think playing in these meaningless exhibitions. One summer All-Star game has already been cancelled (0)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Leftovers wont be Left Behind
source: deadline.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robin Williams killed himself because he was liberal said no Rush Limbaugh ever (0)
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Every city has their public transportation wackos, San Francisco is no different..hey I bought mayo
source: thrillist.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Confused by food labels? You're not alone
source: yahoo.com
(0)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Well they are not CALLING it a curfew, but Ferguson , MO police are asking anyone who wants to protest them to do so in a "peaceful and respectful" manner, during daylight hours, only-or else
source: thewire.com
(0)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
[Geek] "PLEASE NOTE WE ARE NOT A SCAM" writes Minecraft convention organizers who "postponed" convention after selling half a million dollars worth of tickets
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The last polar bear in Africa dies
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
[Geek] Have trouble getting to some sites yesterday? That's because the Internet ran out of tubes
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 Dogs that tried to eat Bees and instantly regretted it
source: dose.com
(0)
 
(Trivia Happy)
 
 
 
This is every question Wolf Blitzer missed during his epic Jeopardy loss. Could you beat him?
source: triviahappy.com
(1)
 
(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
There just might be hope for our youth after all
source: fayobserver.com
(0)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You heard that cell phones ruin 99% of Seinfeld plots? Well here's self-cleaning cashmere to take care of the straggler
source: gizmodo.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This Is Your Life And Its Ending One Cheeseburger At A Time
source: yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Mrs. Doubtfire, in the Vault, with a belt
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
With the death of Lauren Bacall, all of the icons mentioned in Madonna's "Vogue" are now gone
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mansion caretaker drinks $102,000 worth of whiskey while owner is away, cleverly manages to escape prosecution (0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man who drank $102,000 worth of whiskey dies and is immediately canonized by Drew as Fark's first official saint (2)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Siri, where do I hide a body?
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wang goes limp and cold
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Well, subby always thought the Brits were a bit anal retentive
source: standard.co.uk
(0)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Intoxicated man calls police tells them to prepare for a shootout, fails to put up his end of the bargain (0)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Why does a Missouri town of 21,000 need a police force more heavily armed than the mid-1980s Royal Ulster Constabulary?" (0)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Today in GOP outreach: Wisconsin Republicans nominate Congressional candidate opposed to MLK Day and supportive of Ugandan anti-gay laws (2)
 
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Protip: After killing your roommate, it is usually not a good idea to use your iPhone to ask Siri where to dump the body (0)
 
(SportsChump)
 
 
 
#AskJameis campaign teaches lesson in cruelty and other ill-advised Twitter forum ideas
source: sportschump.net
(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
There is an old saying that while a friend will kill for you, a true friend will help you hide the body. By that standard, Siri is a true friend
source: abcnews.go.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jewelry That Turns Your Blood Flow, Blinking and Pulse Into Energy
source: i22it.com
(0)
 


Wed August 13, 2014, 01:00 PM
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Santa's on his own naughty list; admits to stealing tens of thousands of dollars
source: cbs46.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'No, this is coconuts smashed over your head lessons.' 'What a stupid concept.'
source: dailymail.co.uk
(1)
 
(Governing)
 
 
 
Former SNL cast member and Tea Party fan Victoria Jackson comes in third in local election. There's nothing funny about this story
source: governing.com
(0)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Life imitates art as drive-by shooting occurs near set of "Straight Outta Compton," the N.W.A. biopic. Ironic tag ducks for cover
source: mtv.com
(0)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
All 16 tattoo reality shows on basic cable past and present, reviewed and graded by someone who's really into pain
source: avclub.com
(0)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Your burgers may be back in the pink soon (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Luke only sent a photon torpedo into a small thermal exhaust port on the Death Star, pour out a 40 for the homey who actually blew it up (0)
 
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Ferrari F1 announces they're doing a "360 degree turnaround" to change direction onto a winning path. In other news, Ferrari's engineers apparently not that great at math
source: planetf1.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What if someone stole your life story (0)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Pfffffft Whatever ~adds milk to grocery list~
source: wimp.com
(0)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Evangelical Leaders in IOwa just a mite miffed that Rand Paul told them he had to skip their even because of a "family commitment", since by "family commitment" he apparently meant "Hobnobbing with celebrities at a glitzy party in the Hamptons" (0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This meatloaf is rather shallow and pedantic
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
[Video] Say, what would you do if you had a pile of raw chicken skins? Sew them together and make a gimp suit? I'm afraid someone's beaten you to it
source: london24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Post a picture of a baby in a roasting pan and you're bound to get burned (0)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
The NRA is trying to bock a TX bill that would let you enjoy your 21st and 2nd Amendment rights at the same time-but only because they feel the nannies in TX Legislature are being TOO restrictive in limiting how sales of guns and booze can mix
source: thewire.com
(0)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Flying Spaghetti Monster For The Win: California Pastafarian wears pasta strainer for license photo
source: patheos.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After nearly 18 years, Tupac Shakur, now 43, comes out of hiding
source: findit.com
(0)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to more and more Iraqis, former prime minister Nuri al-Maliki now smells of elderberries
source: reuters.com
(0)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Poll finds little interest in 4K TV sets. Most common reasons given include high price; preference for lower quality pictures during incessant ads for catheters, tampons, incontenence supplies, and toenail fungus treatments (1)
 
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
If you're eating fish oil to prevent heart disease, you're consuming fishy science
source: minnpost.com
(0)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Bunnell Florida will be the next stop on the riot tour
source: news4jax.com
(0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How bad is it at home when you want to go and try to live at Walmart for 4 days?
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Right wing Chunko calls Michelle Obama fat. No, not that one. Or that one. Or tha--seriously, is Lipitor the only thing keeping the Republican Party around
source: nymag.com
(2)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Whats sadder than one dead baby in ten trashcans?
source: wtop.com
(0)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Kevin Ward's dad signals Smoke: "Tony Stewart was the only one driving out there who didn't see him, the one person that knows what happened that night is possibly facing 10 years in prison. Is he going to say what he done?"
source: foxsports.com
(0)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Teen goes to live with his grandmother at nudist community. Then it gets weird
source: wesh.com
(0)
 
(KX News)
 
 
 
Driving drunk with a baby in your lap and two kids in the back, hitting three cars, driving off and then passing out is no way to go through life son... er, daughter
source: kxnet.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Gonna be getting a whole lotta Global Warming next winter
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rather than stay with relatives, 14-year-old boy lives at Walmart for four days. Bonus: In addition to eating some food, he wore diapers so he wouldn't get caught going to the bathroom
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why should a little thing like blindness keep you from being a gun owner?
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Televangelist Pat Robertson has finally seen the light (5)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Celine Dion puts her career on hold "indefinitely" so she can care for her ailing father
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(The Queensland Times)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch lookalike is shot dead by authorities near Seattle after he launched brutal, unprovoked attack on 8-year-old boy and his grandmother
source: qt.com.au
(0)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Things get ugly at beauty shop (0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
IRS releases tediously detailed information about what happened to Lois Lerner's hard drive, so naturally conservatives double down and demand every email ever sent by a government employee ever
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(NFL Spin Zone)
 
 
 
Odds for which NFL head coach will be the first one fired this season. Guess the top three before clicking
source: nflspinzone.com
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Robin Williams' daughter has photoshopped morgue pictures posted on her Instagram and Twitter
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Update to the Anonymous' "Op Ferguson": In addition to the hacktivists going after the city's computer, they now say they will ID the officer who killed Michael Brown
source: motherjones.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Say hello to 184, the world's first artifically created penguin
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Drawing penises in the snow, while drunk can only end badly
source: masslive.com
(0)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll double the number of complaints. Just pay separate processing and handling
source: nj.com
(0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Fish are no longer dammed to Washington
source: io9.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like Christmas and Easter before it, modern Libertarianism was just another attempt by Christianity to absorb something popular with crazy people (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Australians warned to prepare for "lone wolf" terrorist attacks by angry Muslims who don't realize that the average Australian would view an exploding bomb as one of the least hazardous parts of their day
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(38)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ordinarily the medical board takes no position on breast augmentation, but they frown on your 'personal' displays of the results, Doctor (0)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Texas tea party activist claims that Americans are "fleeing" U.S. states that have legalized gay marriage
source: pinknews.co.uk
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This just in: Denver's odor police see rise in complaints about pot smells
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Man charged with assault for yelling at police dog. That's ruff
source: reason.com
(0)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Armed squad of UK police officers were sent to 100 incidents in one part of Britain, say they weren't needed in at least 75 of them because talking to people generally is more effective than shooting them
source: news.stv.tv
(0)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
[Politics] "FOIA Denial Officer" is a real job title in the "Most Transparent Administration in History"
source: reason.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A gravestone bearing the words "Sleep tight Dad xx" have been banned from a Catholic cemetery for undermining people's faith in the resurrection
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Rent-A-Center employee comes to aide of two young children left home alone; one of them tied to a door
source: mynews13.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While President Obama and Hillary Clinton will be 'hugging out' their differences, the Mississippi Tea Party is asking God to smite establishment Republicans
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New study shows that gluten sensitivity for those without celiac disease doesn't exist (2)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado state senator treats fracking tap water on fire like your IT helpdesk: Working as designed
source: denverpost.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP governor begs wrong group of Satanists to cancel Oklahoma City 'black mass'
source: rawstory.com
(9)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
No, 1 in 5 women have not been raped on college campuses. But the fear caused by that statistic is too useful to let facts get in the way (0)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft's Bing search engine will now conduct a conversation with you as you search for information. That's interesting, please go on
source: theverge.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
5 things women couldn't do in the 1960s, or as the Republican Party calls it: "the good old days"
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Virginia to be for all lovers starting next week (1)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pro-fracking politician confuses fire water with water on fire (0)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
News: Governor pushes for legalization of medicinal cannabidiol oil. Fark: Oklahoma
source: news9.com
(0)
 


Wed August 13, 2014, 12:00 PM
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Obama's Middle East policies have resulted in a sort of Groundhog Day of failures repeating over and over. Which is somehow different from the policies of Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford, Nixon, Johnson, Kennedy, Eisenhower, or Truman
source: townhall.com
(0)
 
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Man steals computer tablet from firefighters working on patient
source: tucson.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you have parked your rare Porsche Canrrera GT in a parking garage, please come and pick it up. It's been a year already (0)
 
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
South Dakota family and their friends hold 'traditional' betting pool on how many bikers will die during the annual Sturgis motorcycle rally (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Survey finds that less than half of LGBT Americans say that "religion is important in their daily lives" . Gee, I wonder if that has AYNTHING to do with the fact that so many of America's religions tell them they are an abomination before God?
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
If fark ever has one truly meaningful, insightful thread, full of thoughtful, rational discourse...it probably won't be the one about the 16-year-old self-admitted pedophile
source: medium.com
(0)
 
(Gap Year)
 
 
 
Siri-ously? Murderer asks his phone where to dump the body
source: gapyear.com
(0)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Chilling expression or global warming? It's liberal versus liberal in DC Superior Court as the ACLU, WAPO, Time, and National Press Club side defending National Review from Climate Scientist Michael Mann's SLAPP lawsuit (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's back to skool time, get ready to stock up cause retailers jumped on the bandwagon, discounting the essentials like, a) pregnancy tests, b) Bacardi c) condoms and other great items
source: guff.com
(0)
 
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
NYT restaurant critic Pete Wells, who famously torched Guy Fieri's Times Square grill, similarly rips Giada de Laurentiis' new Las Vegas restaurant "Giada," later tweets that Fieri's Vegas outpost is "twice as good" as Times Square
source: thebraiser.com
(0)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
This girl probably does not need allowance anymore after she sold a steer for $100,000
source: abc27.com
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
FTFA: "The man who tells Dairieh that the punishment for stealing is having your hands cut off is wearing Ray-Bans and a baseball cap." So, if you're a thief, don't lose your touch. Yeeaaah
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
We already knew this, but thank you Hillary, for doing the media's job since they don't want to be bothered
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Hello? This is the mayor. I need all of the steak delivered to city hall. ALL OF IT. This is an emergency. And may God have mercy on our souls if this should fail"
source: myfoxny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Never in the field of human legislating was so little owed by so many to such an overpaid few (0)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Wal-Mart. You are welcome to shop but please don't stay inside here for days"
source: myfoxny.com
(2)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
China denounces pet dogs as menace, being less tasty than cats
source: nbcnews.com
(1)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you have an unsecured wifi connection and the cops have grenades, automatic weapons and not a clue
source: liveleak.com
(0)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"White flight" is justified says science. Spittle-flecked Liberal outrage criticizing the science, the scientist, and his momma on thread to the right
source: m.phys.org
(0)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Ok traitor, what are you waiting for?
source: today.com
(0)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Yep, Johnny Depp has made another terrible, terrible movie (0)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
John Kerry is stuck in Iraq. Study it out
source: twitter.com
(0)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Affirmative action" hires fear they only got the job because of the color of their skin, not the content of their character
source: m.phys.org
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you have parked your rare Porsche Canrrera GT is a parking garage, please come and pick it up. It's been a year already
source: autos.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Drunk dad straps whiskey in car seat, kid unbuckled up front
source: cbs46.com
(0)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare will no longer go on
source: sfgate.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
When your passenger train is left precariously dangling over a ravine after a landslide it's always prudent that you balance things very very carefully (0)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Hair today, gone tomorrow (0)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Liberals still trying to excuse Obama's abundant vacation time by comparing him to Bush without acknowledging that Bush was just front for the real president, Dick Cheney
source: msnbc.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Khal Drogo will no longer be stopped by the poison water (0)
 
(Some Grimace)
 
 
 
McDonald's partial answer to raising the minimum wage: I'm touchin' it
source: youngcons.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US &Europe: We've cautiously begun formulating a plan to figure out how we might prevent a genocide and rescue all those people trapped in the Sinjar mountains. Syrian Kurds: Take a knee guys, we've got this one
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Mississippi sore loserman Chris McDaniel's lawyer fingers himself
source: wonkette.com
(0)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Brownbackistan's Medicaid privatization plan is off to a great start as all three providers failed to meet claims benchmarks at any point in 2013
source: kansas.com
(0)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Can you read about African high tech exported to America without being a racist douche?
source: m.phys.org
(0)
 
(WTVR)
 
NewsFlash
 
Same-sex marriages can start next week in Virginia
source: wtvr.com
(0)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
When the best your defense attorney can come up with is, "He may not be a great masseuse, but he's not a rapist," you're going to prison
source: local10.com
(0)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
[Geek] Ugh. I slept terribly last night. No you didn't. Oh, thanks I feel better
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(28)
 
(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Dude double dips -- and gets smoked -- at the Oasis Smoke Shop and Hooka Lounge
source: guns.com
(0)
 
(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
"City defends indefensible red-light camera network", also opposes the definition of 'indefensible'
source: chicagoist.com
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Eduardo Campos no longer a favorite to win Brazilian Presidential election
source: bbc.com
(2)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Cording to drinking, science doesn't kill your brain cells
source: elitedaily.com
(1)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin says some fans have guessed the ending to "Game of Thrones." It's really not that hard to come up with "everyone dies violently"
source: variety.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Pope states the UN should go to war against Iraq
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
The St. Joseph County Metro Homicide Unit was called to investigate after a body was found at Shirley Motel. Surely they can't be serious
source: wsbt.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rude Fark admin dies in terrible sex toy accident. Didn't know what buzz was about (0)
 
(Techie News)
 
 
 
GTA Online mod lets you rape other players (0)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Pakistan and China - like two really big peas in a pod (0)
 
(Telegraph)
 
NewsFlash
 
Q: Where will Brazilian presidential candidate Eduardo Campos be campaigning? A: All over Brazil
source: telegraph.co.uk
(2)
 
(why so sirious ?)
 
 
 
OMG You cannot be Sirious
source: itproportal.com
(0)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
New Samsung phones appeal to metal maniacs. \m/
source: theverge.com
(0)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Main] Brazilian presidential candidate waxed in plane crash
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(50)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican candidates for Alaska Senate seat support perpetrators of domestic violence (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite the Pope's recent impassioned pleas to Christians everywhere to work for peace in the world; even the Vatican has given its thumbs up to bombing the fark out of the ISIS schmucks
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman finds angry 400-pound statue on the side of the road. He just kept repeating, "Say your prayers varmint ... dead rabbits tell no tales" (0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Streetlight (0)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
France commits to arming Kurds in their fight against ISIS. The first shipments of auto-surrender drones and quick-drop rifles are expected to arrive by the end of the week
source: nypost.com
(0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The 'man' on the moon is real because you can see his shadow, but Subby is perplexed because the streetlight is out of the picture
source: mirror.co.uk
(1)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Suspected burglar still up in a tree at railway station in South East London, says he won't budge until he feeds the squirrels
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
The DoD wants to hire hackers. The problem: finding hackers who haven't inhaled copious amounts of weed
source: news.dice.com
(1)
 


Wed August 13, 2014, 11:00 AM
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli army criticized for its implementation of the "Hannibal Procedure" which teaches soldiers to respond to capture of a fellow soldier with all available firepower regardless of the chances of killing civilians or even the captured soldier
source: news.yahoo.com
(7)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Unlikely: NRA hates Texas proposal to allow alcohol sales at gun shows. Obvious: Because they want participants to get snockered while carrying loaded guns with live ammunition
source: thewire.com
(0)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Congressman complains that he hasn't had a raise since 2008. Guess what, jerk, neither have the American people
source: dailykos.com
(4)
 
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Lauren Bacall dead at 89
source: wthr.com
(0)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
How NOT to teach German: Walk into the class and shout ein, zwei, drei while doing the Hitler salute
source: thelocal.se
(0)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop this umbrella wall
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MLB stadiums that serve the best and worst beer (0)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Seriously humanity, WTF is wrong with you? Robin Williams daughter is spammed on twitter with pictures of her father photoshopped to look like they were taken post-mortem
source: pagesix.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Asbestos. It's back in a big way, this time in the developing world
source: news.yahoo.com
(1)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
U.S. Border Patrol THINKS that two people found dead in the trunk of a car at the border might be related to an illegal border crossing. Fine police work there, Lou
source: nbcsandiego.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wife of the president of the anti-gay group Texas Values leaves him for another woman
source: lonestarq.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Russia
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
3 years, 11 police mugshots show Florida woman's dramatic transformation
source: wftv.com
(0)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Celine Dion cancels all concert dates to be with her 72 year-old husband. Asked when she will tour again, she replied "Depends"
source: ctvnews.ca
(0)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Judge throws out more Chicago red light camera tickets because new contractor forgot to program its computers to lie (1)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
From the "How could a just and loving God allow this to happen?" file: Genetic lottery winner and sex-tape star Paris Hilton has reportedly "earned" $2.7 million, or roughly $347,000 /hr for a four-day stint DJ'ing at a Spanish nightclub
source: pagesix.com
(0)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
It's a buyer's market in the prostitution business
source: economist.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Tea Party is the latest stage in the Confederacy's struggle for cultural supremacy
source: weeklysift.com
(0)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson reassures a worried America that he's never tried pot and hopes he don't have to (0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ukraine to Vlad the Mad: You've previously used "humanitarian aid" as a lubed condom to slip one past the goalie, but not this time. Besides, you can't have hum'aid without vodak, and you forgot the vodak
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
11 men arrested for being too inappropriate in an adult bookstore
source: mynews13.com
(0)
 
(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
 
 
[Main] When you're pulling a safe full of drugs stolen from a pharmacy behind your car with a rope, it's best not to pass the police car when it slows down
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(17)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
[Main] Distressed clothing has officially gone too far
source: shortlist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
My obit is going to be full of Bogart, I'm sure...Just like I used to be
source: variety.com
(0)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
[Geek] Historians rediscover the theory of cosmology that Einstein...err...forgot
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(20)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
The UN's "un-biased" head investigator into Israels conduct in Gaza, has advocated in the past to "twist things" to get Israel convicted in international court. So by UN standards he's practically a zionist (0)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
[Main] Police respond to report of chicken crossing the road, taking too long to get to the other side
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(27)
 
(Some Oxymoron Blog)
 
 
 
Hidden recorder captures pro-life discussion of anti-abortion tactics (0)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
When you're driving around drunk with kids who are you to stop the whiskey bottle when it calls the car seat
source: news10.net
(0)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Loneliness can make a man do terrible things. Even more so when the man is Japanese
source: imgur.com
(0)
 
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
All-female Hasidic Jewish chick rock band practices reverse sexism by banning all males from concerts (0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Main] Meet the super hero for the modern day: Florida Man, whose powers include career prostitution, wearing women's underwear while driving drunk, and crashing into retirement homes
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(41)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Triple "Do Not Want" mugshot goodness here
source: abc27.com
(0)
 
(KRMG Tulsa)
 
 
 
Murder suspect asks Siri for help finding a place to hide his roommate's body--and gets some useful tips: "What kind of place are you looking for? Swamps. Reservoirs. Metal foundries. Dumps." No word if Siri faces charges as accomplice
source: krmg.com
(0)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Do you like to travel historic places? Do you enjoy visiting famous sights? Congratulations, this hipster thinks you should DIAF
source: theverge.com
(1)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? To block traffic
source: abc27.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To stop Ebola african nations are enacting a 'Cordon sanitaire' - which is the polite way of saying "Seal the plague zone and wait for everyone inside to die"
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Celine Dion takes indefinite break from show-business to focus on health, family. How much more sadness can this world endure? (sarcasm) (0)
 
(Hot 104.7 Sioux Falls)
 
Video
 
CCTV catches a flash flood smash into a Nebraska Hospital
source: hot1047.com
(0)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Is that a 9mm in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
source: pennlive.com
(0)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Man pays for two prostitutes then calls cops to complain about how expensive it was
source: thelocal.se
(0)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man charged with assaulting the mother of his child, and check out the "Where the heck am I?" mugshot included with the article
source: pennlive.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bodies of five climbers killed on Mont Blanc, during storm are recovered. a rescue mission is being mounted for a 6th who is believed to be penned at the bottom of a crevasse (0)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Man dies after the donkey he was attempting to sodomize kicks him in the face. #NotAllMen (0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists may have found the cure for nut allergies, hopefully allowing all children to enjoy nuts as much as your mom does (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Victor Kruger busted for abducting teen and charged with one count of kidnapping. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
source: news.yahoo.com
(1)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
AP reporter dies in Gaza after Palestinian explosive exports show lack of knowledge with the whole disarming thing
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
IRAQI PM MALIKI: "Guys, if you throw me out, there's going to be all sorts of chaos and instability here in Iraq . . . No, I'm serious, why are you all looking at me like that?" (0)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Bremont's insanely exclusive Jaguar E-type-inspired watch goes from 0-60 seconds in, well, 60 seconds
source: shortlist.com
(0)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Spider visits BBC Scotland, immediately gets bored and leaves
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
[Main] 200 people sickened by cronuts, especially after eating them
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Palestinians upset with Hamas because they failed to cause any destruction in Israel (0)
 
(Leesburg Today)
 
 
 
VA HS principal Robin Toogood Jr, is forced to resign and surrender his teaching certificate after it is discovered that he faked both his doctorate and undergraduate degrees. I guess you could say, *sunglasses* he was Toogood to be true (0)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? Police in Portland, Oregon would like to know
source: seattlepi.com
(0)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Why would you shoot laser beams at explosives? I mean, aside from the obvious reason (0)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Heirs of Aunt Jemima sue for past royalties. They seem to have a good argument, but then maybe the original agreement was valid and nothing else is due. I'm waffling on this one
source: ajc.com
(0)
 
(HypeAngel)
 
 
 
[Video] How robots will be taking all our jobs soon. Yes, even yours
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(55)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Remove one bad swan and another one will just take its place
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ferguson police chief has just noticed that the anonymous cop who killed Michael Brown suffered facial injuries in the confrontation
source: kmov.com
(19)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The Pope writes a strongly worded letter asking the UN to write a strongly worded letter to stop the violence in Iraq. Well, that problem is solved
source: miamiherald.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
130 Marines and Special Operations soldiers being sent to Northern Iraq to rescue the refugees in the mountains are absolutely not "boots on the ground" despite them wearing both boots and being on the ground in the combat zone
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
Waste not, want not. Right waste picker? I mean if you're going to kill a couple of guys why not eat some of their genitals (0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Maybe asking Siri to be your accomplice in hiding your roommate's body wasn't the best decision
source: abcnews.go.com
(0)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
All the top talent at Wall Street banks are taking their ball from the schoolyard and going independent to make more money. Pretty soon if this keeps going on we'll have to rename it Stall Street (0)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
PETA bans Indian zoology students from dissecting animals (0)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
The hills might be alive with the sound of music in Austria but the mountains in Switzerland are alive with the sounds of screams after trains derail from encountering mudslides
source: rt.com
(0)
 
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Arm amputees might be able to get a handy from Luke Skywalker soon (0)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Evidence Emerges of Israeli "Shoot To Cripple" Policy In the Occupied West Bank
source: alternet.org
(0)
 


Wed August 13, 2014, 10:00 AM
(NBC News)
 
 
 
AP reporter on scene with unexploded ordinance team in Gaza gives wall to wall coverage of tragedy when they disarm their final munition
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iranian first woman to win Fields Medal, will now tutor janitors. It's not your fault (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge rules guns are not protected by 2nd amendment because reasons (0)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
[Main] Jury may yet decide if man driving over 100 mph sideways in the mud was being reckless
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(143)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Caption this image of Edward Snowden and retired NSA & CIA director Michael Hayden
source: pbs.twimg.com
(5)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Another police shooting in Ferguson, Mo overnight after gun is drawn on officers. I am sure that the protestors will find this perfectly reasonable and will have a measured and calm response
source: latimes.com
(0)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Libyans are now allowed to attend U.S. flight schools, train in nuclear science
source: freebeacon.com
(0)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Asbestos will solve India's need for low income housing, one way or another
source: bostonglobe.com
(0)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for taking mom on Bali vacation
source: sfgate.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that story about a mountian lion escaping a pet store? Yeah, about that
source: news.yahoo.com
(1)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Average wage drops 23% under Obama. Thanks Bush
source: reuters.com
(0)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this balancing act (1)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Sports] Old and busted: The Cleveland Cavaliers are not talented enough to win the NBA. New hotness: The Cleveland Cavaliers are too talented to win the NBA
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(62)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Aquaman movie in development, Vincent Chase tapped for one
source: google.com
(0)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Siri, I need to hide my roommate's body. Siri, do you know that snitches get stitches?
source: theverge.com
(0)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Did somebody say.....MORE VERONICA MARS? (0)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The 25 Worst Nighborhoods in the United States. 40 percent of them are in Illinois and Michigan
source: examiner.com
(0)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Austrian woman admits to filming porn in church after her breasts are recognized. In other news, it seems those involved with the church like regular porn too (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spock's fiance, who jilted him, has died
source: trektoday.com
(0)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Housing, jobs, and population reduction all at the same time. Is there anything asbestos can't do?
source: sfgate.com
(0)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Want to make a decent young-adult adaptation? Just add Jeff Bridges (0)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Lauren Bacall, the Oscar winning actress, has died aged 89", said nobody (0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
FoxNews reports AP reporter killed in Gaza while someone set up them the bomb
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
So you're saying Harrah's Atlantic City security team is a band of out-of-control gang-like thugs run by off-duty police officers that like to thrown the beatdown on people? Really, thugs in dirty Jersey?
source: philly.com
(0)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
The White House announces the launch of the US Digital Service to help government IT run faster. As Spiffy and Scary tags seem equally appropriate, Interesting tag steps in
source: whitehouse.gov
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, Pope Francis heard you liked souls, so he will drive a Kia Soul in Seoul to save souls (0)