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Fri October 23, 2015, 11:00 PM
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(BBC)
 
 
 
[Main] Police seize £1M worth of erectile dysfunction pills from hardened criminal
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
[Main] Billionaire has just parted with half his fortune in what is now called 'The most expensive divorce in history'
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(BBC)
 
 
 
[Main] Bloody adverts
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(BBC)
 
 
 
PSA: If you're gifting old bedsheets to charities, please be careful to remove all handguns and ammunition from them in advance, as your donations are being sorted by inmates in the local prison. Thank you for your co-operation
source: bbc.co.uk
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
It used to be a home-made affair, but the latest trend in children's birthday parties carries a big price tag - and makes a big mess (0)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Florida issues licenses to hunt blacks
source: cbsnews.com
(0)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
[Main] You know college textbooks are expensive when the only way you can afford them is to sell cocaine
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Billy Joel is in a New York state of mind as he plays "Meet the Mets" for a wildly cheering Madison Square Garden crowd. Always the piano man
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Inmate attacks fellow inmate, to receive slap on the wrist, pat on the back
source: abcnews.go.com
(0)
 
(Inc)
 
 
 
CEO who paid all of his employees 70k a year is now bankrupt. Just kidding, his business has never been more successful
source: inc.com
(0)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donations pour in for Hillary Clinton after she Benghazied the Benghazi panel
source: thehill.com
(0)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sports bar buries Breitbart reader rally on their premises. Difficulty: Arizona
source: 12news.com
(1)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen this is it, the day we have all feared first they came for our came for our Asbestos, then they came for our Tobacco, now they've come for our Bacon
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Adele says she ditched an album about motherhood because it was "boring"
source: nme.com
(0)
 
(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
[Sports] A new season begins in some of the fastest electric cars around moving from a spec race last season to manufacturer developed cars and competition this year. This is the first race of the Formula E Grand Prix of Beijing at 3:30am EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Latest Microsoft update makes 1,000 employees disappear
source: marketwatch.com
(0)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Study finds flu shot could increase chance of getting sick, getting bit by a mouse
source: globalnews.ca
(3)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] The Apple Family spend Hearthswarming Eve with the Pies on the rock farm, learning their joyless Amish ways and wondering why Cheese Sandwich sings a rap song about them on My Little Pony: Hearthbreakers, 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly cuts a Black Lives Matter spokesman's mic
source: theblaze.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Sixty-one wingsuit skydivers fly into the record books by creating the largest aerial formation ever seen
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(25)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Airlines decide that inflight TV entertainment systems have become a very weighty issue
source: stuff.co.nz
(0)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Macy's would like everyone to know that they are no longer selling toxic furniture
source: abc27.com
(0)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly dismisses Jeb Bush's 9/11 trutherism and lies, defends Donald Trump
source: salon.com
(0)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Halloween parade float is a racist depiction of comments the towns former mayor made in the form of a person in a gorilla costume surrounded by garbage bags. Not surprisingly someone has a problem with this
source: abc27.com
(0)
 
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
U.S. Homeland Security closes 2,400 foot US/Mexico drug tunnel, hopes it will take a toll on smuggling (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FOR SALE: Charming 3-bedroom Tudor-style dwelling complete with stuffed head trophy room, floor to ceiling mold, algae-covered pool, and tasteless decor. All offers considered
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(BT.com)
 
 
 
"Eating sausages is as bad as smoking"
source: home.bt.com
(0)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
JEB loses his exclamation mark, employees, donors, and supporters
source: thehill.com
(0)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Pandahedgepig, pandahedgepig, does whatever a pandahedgepig does. Can he eat bamboo leaves? No he can't, he's a pigging hedgehog
source: lep.co.uk
(0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tactical beaver insertions
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
High school allegedly bans American-themed clothing at football rivalry game because some thought it would incite racism. Fox News runs with it, leading to the district denying such ban (0)
 
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Josh Rosen put a hot tub in his dorm room (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dashcam captures moment three cars pile up avoiding winged rat
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Zombies
source: keysnet.com
(0)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Hey Mrs Tambourine Mam, play a song for me In the jingle jangle morning I'll come taserin' you
source: kfor.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill introduced in the WI legislature would make it a crime to film any hunter, trapper or fisherman in the state. "To put it mildly, it's very constitutionally suspect," said the first grown-up who looked at the bill
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Jumanji remake will be written by the person who gave us Gone in 60 Sexonds (1)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 10:00 PM
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pussy Posse founder not only has game he sleeps inside it
source: yahoo.com
(0)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman injured in car crash that killed her child and husband regaining her memory, including the fact she had a family and they died in a horrific car crash
source: wesh.com
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In China you can buy knockoffs of just about anything, including the Queen of England's royal carriage
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Actor Terry Crews and his wife went on a 90-day 'sex fast' to strengthen their marriage. Farkers to Terry Crews: "Pffft. Amateur"
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World Health Organization is poised to declare that sausages cause cancer. Discussion to the right. Links to the left
source: news.com.au
(0)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Comet Lovejoy is giving away booze and hookers across the Solar System
source: engadget.com
(0)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Armed burglary ✔ Malicious wounding ✔ Robbery ✔ Use of a firearm in the commission of a felony ✔ Conspiracy to commit a felony ✔ Unlawfully wearing a mask ✔ Wait, what?
source: wtkr.com
(2)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nasa discovers comet releasing as much alcohol as 500 bottles of wine every second. In related news, Gérard Depardieu volunteers for space mission
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(TBK Magazine)
 
 
 
Is Luke, Kylo Ren, Are Han and Leia's kids in the movie, Jar Jar Binks, and who dies? We break down the trailer for The Force Awakens
source: tbkmagazine.com
(0)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
A terrifying glimpse at the emails of Kim Davis
source: salon.com
(3)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump rally in Miami thrice disrupted by pro-immigration protesters
source: thehill.com
(0)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Possibly the best news anchor pun battle you will see today
source: wtkr.com
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You smell like you have Parkinson's disease
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
[Sports] NFL plans for armoured wankball to be played all season in London by 2022
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp, Edgar Wright, and Neil Gaiman, together at last (0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian man turns statue of Lenin into Dick Cheney
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
"It's really disgusting. You have to be a real low life, piece of scum to do something like this to an elderly lady, and I just knew that if I could, I needed to do something"
source: wtkr.com
(0)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
"Just as younger women are attracted to older men, it shouldn't be considered strange that men in their 20s and 30s are drawn to older women." - Monica Bellucci ...... "She gets me" - Every Farker (0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A brief history of your sexual relief devices your mom used. That, or deep ocean research submarines, they kinda look the same
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A 2008 Federal ruling mandated railroads would have new safety measures installed by the end of 2015. So far, very few railroads have complied with the order and are just as dangerous and hazardous to commuters as ever
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Eggless mayonnaise scandal leads to resignation of American Egg Board CEO as the company scrambles to save face
source: slate.com
(0)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 09:00 PM
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is on top once again in Iowa
source: msnbc.com
(0)
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Are sexy Halloween costumes still relevant?
source: bustle.com
(3)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
They were the wild ones, the really wild ones, and then there was Patricia
source: tmz.com
(0)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
I'm a shaaark. Have my teeeeeeth
source: cbs46.com
(0)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cider maker offers to swap alcohol for a bucket of apples, what a truly blessed time to be alive. In other news, every backyard apple tree in a fifty mile radius has mysteriously lost all fruit overnight
source: bbc.co.uk
(0)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
DOJ: "All of your phone are belong to us"
source: engadget.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the Greedy DBag that bought a generic drug, raised the price 100 fold, said he would lower the price, but then reneged and didn't... well something good came out of it
source: anonhq.com
(0)
 
(Instagram)
 
 
 
You know you're a lucky girl when someone sends you that glorious "suck a dick and die" message. Or 700 someones
source: instagram.com
(0)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Remember PharmaBro and his $750 life-saving pill? A rival company just released a $1-a-pill treatment
source: techcrunch.com
(0)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
[Main] Thieves steal human leg from tissue transport van just for kicks
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(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
[Politics] Omaha Public Schools has public meeting to discuss changes to its OPTIONAL sex ed curriculum. Wackiness ensues
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(134)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police department invites owner of boxes contain 50lbs of pot to come to the station and claim them. IT'S A TRAP
source: upi.com
(0)
 
(NextShark)
 
 
 
"Monkeys With Smaller Testicles Scream Louder to Compensate". That really helps explain the Politics tab
source: nextshark.com
(2)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Sears catalog guys from 1974
source: i.imgur.com
(1)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The director of the FBI says that the police are not persecuting nearly enough American citizens
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Andy Kaufman and Redd Foxx holograms to go on tour, disappoint thousands (0)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Clock Boy gets his clock back, promptly puts it up on Ebay
source: msnbc.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Obama insults Grumpy Cat
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man arrested from grabbing a haunted house employee's buttocks (0)
 
(Voice of Alexandria)
 
 
 
Man bites dog, pig (0)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Well, this explains the loud GOP shills in the politics tab (0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
You should not be shocked Iowans love Ben Carson's bigotry
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Satan worshiper wants to give invocation at city function, says Christians do it so why can't he? (0)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In an alternate universe, film critics are still marveling at the genius of the greatest movie ever made: Orson Wells' adaptation of "Heart of Darkness". This is what it would have sounded like
source: bbc.co.uk
(0)
 
(Shoreland News)
 
 
 
Mom always said that if you don't clean up your messes that you'd pay for it someday (0)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Fugetaboutit Brooklyn, you're not dumping your friggin' bambies on Staten Island
source: gothamist.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists are thrilled to find that soon people can live to be 1000. In related news, the Social Security Administration is thrilled to announce that soon people can expect to retire at 950
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
When Mollie-Jean Burgess joined her boyfriend Luke DeLisio in the cockpit of his plane, she thought it was just like one of the many times they had gone flying together before (1)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
AFSCME, the most corrupt union in the country, endorses Hillary Clinton
source: rawstory.com
(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Sonny Bill Williams wants to give World Cup tickets to Syrian refugee (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Super Mexico hurricane makes landfall (0)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Demi Lovato dumps Adam Lambert as her tour opener in favor of Nick Jonas
source: tmz.com
(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police widen search area for Australia's most wanted father and son Gino and Mark Stocco (0)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
You might need to sit down for this and monitor your heart rate because the cuteness overload of these red panda cubs could be deadly. I'm coming, Elizabeth
source: mashable.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jailed pedophile questioned over Karlie Pearce-Stevenson and Khandalyce murders (0)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 08:00 PM
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Turns out you can't go back in time and kill baby Hitler, but at least you can still fark your grandmother
source: forbes.com
(2)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Identical triplets born in Baltimore. Let's hope they never hitch a ride in a police van
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Maine Gov. Paul LePage (R-Couch tonight) says that married women can't be trusted with money (0)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman died after hitching a ride space mountain (0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion activists want to force a GOP politician out of office because she's trying to protect rape victims
source: rawstory.com
(3)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Putin is overcompensating for something by riding his bear into Syria. удачи с этим
source: nytimes.com
(1)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Put on your lovemaking waders. It's Telly Savalas singing, If
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Here's a horror museum plan for 'The Shining' hotel
source: news.sky.com
(0)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
TBS clips Clipped after one season
source: deadline.com
(0)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Islam and gender dysphoria merge, have child. NTTATWWT (0)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump bans Univision from covering his events. Goddamned racist
source: thehill.com
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ben Carson thinks America wants him to host SNL
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That's no moon; that's someone's butt on a photocopier
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Obama compares the 2016 GOP hopefuls to Grumpy Cat
source: thehill.com
(0)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Oi vey, the Japanese were creating a super tank at the end of WWII
source: ajw.asahi.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New segment of underground railroad discovered along US/Mexico border
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Father teaches his children how to be loan sharks by charging 5% a week for loans
source: pbs.org
(0)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Chris Christie is going to have a come back, any day now, any day, any day, annnnny day
source: salon.com
(0)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Suddenly, synchronized hot spring bathing
source: japantoday.com
(0)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Good: Telling kids to get off your lawn. Bad: Leaving notes to the parents of those children saying, "Your kids look delicious" (2)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Remember that pill that went up overnight by 5000%? The price-gouger pill who thought that was a good idea just lost $55m. Another company is providing it almost free
source: latimes.com
(3)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Ha you minions actually think that you're going to tax the rich to fix inequality... HA HA
source: vox.com
(3)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
JEB's strategist claims that the front runner on March 16th could be someone who has never placed above third or fourth in any state, wonder who he is talking about? (2)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton arrogantly insults and shows contempt for the legislative plans of a respected member of Congress
source: msnbc.com
(7)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes - The Internet is an awful place: TRUE
source: snopes.com
(0)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A scientific study suggest hands evolved so males could fistfight over females. And, presumably, as a consolation to the losers
source: abc.net.au
(0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A GOP-driven, multi-year, multimillion-dollar investigation of a scandal involving an uppity female government official and her emails has come up with zip, zero, nada, jackshiat, squat... AGAIN
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lincoln Chaffee drops out of presidential race. Suzy Chaffee still expects you to call her Suzy Chapstick
source: msnbc.com
(0)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Apparently civilians video taping cops doing their jobs gives them PTSD. Who knew it was so stressing to be accountable for your own actions
source: wral.com
(1)
 
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
US Government once again screws over Native Americans and invades their land
source: wbay.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Money men have decided to bet on Rubio over Bush
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 07:00 PM
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Andy Kaufman and Redd Foxx to go on tour again, thanks to billionaire entrepreneur obsessed with holographic projections of dead (or are they?) comedians
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Bush will no longer violate law when hiring friends for political jobs, will now advertise jobs before hiring friends to fill jobs (0)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Unfaithful husband with million-yuan BMW gets what's coming to him (0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Might as well face it, you're addicted to cheese
source: latimes.com
(1)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] Dog lies down in road for hours at spot where owner died (with heartbreaking photo)
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The British royal family and American royal family are wearing the same clothes
source: tmz.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pro Life Activists vow to Abort reelection of Pro Life Republican
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Violent crime is up in the US because C) police are afraid to do their jobs because you might be recording them
source: abcnews.go.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] Drug super tunnel connecting Tijuana and San Diego found
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(64)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swedish school sword psycho was right wingnut who was targeting brown people. No word on when Fox News will accuse him of being a left wing Muslim atheist Socialist
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia continues their air campaign against ISIS and by that we mean they're deliberately bombing hospitals in non-ISIS held areas
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Yup. F*ck it; we're hunting bears (0)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The Bright spot for Rand Paul he has not lost the support of Republican Women
source: csmonitor.com
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As many as 20 girls between the ages of 13 and 15 have been given legal permission to join their spouses in refugee centers in thee Netherlands as authorities try to translate 'Why don't you have a seat over there?" from Dutch into Arabic
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Beijing's Olympic Forest Park infested by rodents of unusual color
source: shanghaiist.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin attacks Richard Dawkins for saying something he didn't actually say, because comprehension is hard
source: rawstory.com
(14)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Sports] Do you know how to speak to your kids about sex? Drugs? How about the fact that Iowa is undefeated?
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(26)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] The full Jessica Jones trailer has finally arrived
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(70)
 
(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
Before he filmed the moon landing, Stanley Kubrick was a photojournalist for LOOK Magazine in the 40s and took numerous assignments in Chicago. The Library of Congress just digitized some of his work
source: loc.gov
(0)
 
(Aviation International News)
 
 
 
The US Air Force is really really really close to giving some lucky defense contractor a metric assload of taxpayer money
source: ainonline.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Inmate dies of a brain injury after being slapped by another inmate. Fark: All because he woke him up from a nap
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Whining clown not happy about Daniel Murphy's hot streak
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Anthology series 'Amazing Stories' is the latest TV reboot -- except the showrunner of 'Hannibal' has replaced Steven Spielberg
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(63)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nighttime commando raid resulted in dozens of dead ISIS terrorists, a half dozen prisoners, nearly a hundred hostages freed unharmed, one dead US serviceman, and four injured Kurd soldiers. Liberal media: "What went wrong?"
source: msnbc.com
(1)
 
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman seem to get along so well on "Mythbusters"? HINT: They don't. [IRONIC] tag BUSTED in favor of [INTERESTING]
source: polygon.com
(5)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle pays $1 million to 10 of his subs
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama compares GOP to Grumpy Cat, making a new meme for both sides while at it. GOOD
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Does everyone like Obamacare? Yes? Good well you can thank Mitt Romney (0)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists create biomimetic worm-bot
source: gizmodo.com
(0)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Remember that coughing fit Hilary Clinton had near the end of the Benghazi hearing this week? Matt Drudge believes this is the revelation: Hilary is hiding illness, and is on prescription drugs. HEALTHGAZI (0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin slams Richard Dawkins for "defending" the 9/11 hijackers. Difficulty: he never actually said anything about 9/11
source: rawstory.com
(2)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 06:00 PM
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You can change your brain...with your brain
source: boingboing.net
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastafarians send an emissary to earth (0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Recovering alcoholic wins beer stein-holding contest. "I did all my training two decades ago" (0)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC cuts series order of The Player
source: deadline.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch one of Takata's defective airbags explode in slow motion
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
If you ever wondered how galaxies die, this covers you, no matter how you define death
source: medium.com
(0)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop this crazed commander-in-chief candidate
source: i.imgur.com
(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A school board meeting in Omaha descended into chaos after a cabal of Christian abstinence-only parents began screaming at the board for refusing to remove sex education from the curriculum. That's when the Christians began attacking
source: rawstory.com
(4)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A live feed from Ixtapa Mexico of the most dangerous storm in human history
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
YouTube sensation you've never heard of shows off her musical skills at Daily Mail party in NYC, admits "she is a committed DailyMail.com fan." Where is that nuker-from-orbit device?
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What I just chaired was one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in our rambling, incoherent questions did we even come close to a rational thought. I award my party zero points, and my God have mercy on our souls
source: buzzfeed.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We need a mission to the comet Lovejoy as soon as possible to harness its awesome power of delicious alcohol
source: dailymail.co.uk
(1)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dr. Arnold Klein - father of Botox, dermatologist to Michael Jackson, and sperm donor rumored to be biological father of Michael's children - is disabled, destitute, disgraced, and dead at 70
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
"Who would buy a car programmed to sacrifice the owner?" Algorithmic morality to the rescue (1)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
GOP voters see Donald Trump as Dennis the Menace and Jeb Bush as Stewie Griffin. Mike Huckabee is The Noid (0)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this storm self-defense
source: i.imgur.com
(1)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The British have proven it's not hard to save money
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
We all know the Drew watches whisky levitate all the time, but now thanks to cymatics you can too
source: mashable.com
(0)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Remember that toxic mine spill that poisoned rivers in three states? Guess who caused it. Go on. Guess (0)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
How big and bad is Hurricane Patricia? Well if this photo taken by Astrophoto guy Scott Kelly from the ISS is any indication, it's flippin' HUGE
source: pix11.com
(0)
 
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Help an old time Farker open up a pot store in Ohio if legalization happens. Well, pots are legal, just not THAT kind of pot
source: indiegogo.com
(0)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Damn... when the Sun rips a solar ejection it really rips one
source: express.co.uk
(0)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
R.I.P., Dr. Arnie "Black Or White" Klein, famous dermatologist of Michael Jackson
source: gawker.com
(0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rick Pitino is asking his players to answer all of the stripper questions for him at ACC media day next week
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Video
 
Horrifying footage shows four women accused of WITCHCRAFT being stripped, tied up and burned by angry mob
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush (R) to paid presidential campaign staffers:"Good news everyone. You're all volunteers now"
source: gawker.com
(0)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you follow any obscure YouTube beauty vlog advice without second thought, our Mon Calamari facial expert Admiral Ackbar might have a tip for you too
source: gawker.com
(0)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Study finds reason for lack of Earth-like planets: They don't exist (yet)
source: gizmag.com
(0)
 
(LocalSYR)
 
 
 
Waterloo judge sentenced to jail time in toilet-tank case released. What a pisser
source: localsyr.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russian truck with 20,000 bottles of vodka tips over. Tippling ensues
source: unian.ua
(0)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teen girl who hit teacher in forehead with baby carrot faces assault and battery charges. She can call herself lucky that it wasn't a mature carrot, or she'd be charged with attempted murder
source: gawker.com
(0)
 
(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
DEA bulldozes The Menominee Indian Tribes industrial hemp crop. Now that the war on industrial hemp has been won, agents hope to slow down a bit, maybe spend some time with their families
source: fox11online.com
(5)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
The lesson today for our hard up online friends is how to talk dirty using emojis
source: standard.co.uk
(0)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 05:00 PM
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Naked man wearing Spiderman mask confronted teenage girls in public park
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(Freezenet)
 
 
 
Fully analyzed review of the TPP Intellectual Property chapter (final draft) leak, so now we can see what's in it before we nuke it from orbit
source: freezenet.ca
(0)
 
(Man's Life)
 
 
 
In Trouble With The Law? Hire Bryan Wilson - Texas Law Hawk. Behold the most epic lawyer in America
source: manslife.com
(0)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Journalism teacher suspended for defending Freedom of the Press
source: reason.com
(5)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
[Geek] Let's microwave an airbag, because WHY THE HELL NOT??
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
From the "you never know until you try" school of philosophy. Mooning, spanking and wanking not mitigating factors at trial
source: irishmirror.ie
(0)
 
(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Golden Fallout
source: vg247.com
(0)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Article claims certain Venmo transaction descriptions can get people in trouble. That is ridiculous, subby used dozens of funny, outlandish, and offensive things and has nev...wait a second, there is somebody at the door
source: gawker.com
(0)
 
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Short answer: Yes. Long answer in Spanish so subby can show off his language skills: Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sarah Silverman's best joke of 2015 is the dress she wore at the Los Angeles premiere of 'I Smile Back'
source: abcnews.go.com
(8)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Curses Foiled Again (0)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Still no cure for red meat (0)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau's Mom says he's not moving into the Prime Minister's house until they fix the damn roof
source: cbc.ca
(1)
 
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
The wheels on the bus go round and ... Le aaaaarrrggghhhh
source: thespec.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jerk helps promote the influenza vaccine
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
List of the ten scariest ways to die
source: io9.com
(0)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I'll see your 50 year old 400 horsepower V-8 Ferguson tractor, and raise you a 110 horsepower spark-shooting steam tractor, complete with locomotive-style horn
source: jalopnik.com
(0)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Cocaine, it's a hell of a rush hour bus drug (0)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 04:00 PM
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Company announces it has successful cloning of kittens in time for Caturday, Caturday, Caturday
source: wtop.com
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lincoln Chafee drops out of the Democratic primaries, disappointed tens of supporters
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Poor management is not a crime," says Assistant Attorney General in letter to congress detailing his decision not to charge Lois Lerner for doing her job (0)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
To prove he was a man of means during a bail hearing the accused dropped his briefs, mooned the judge and fondled his personal assets
source: independent.ie
(0)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Europe has price caps on prescription medication. The more 'Liberal' US does not. So, say hello to the $750 pill, which used to be sold at $13.50. Why? Because -- profits
source: aol.com
(1)
 
(Man's Life)
 
 
 
Someone replaced the word "wand" with "Penis" in the Harry Potter books and it's magically hilarious
source: manslife.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hey Washington DC types who are so fixated on Benghazi, how about concentrating on the big picture that is Libya?
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Angry old men calling a meeting to yell at a woman is always a spectacular failure - they should stick to yelling at clouds (0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man waves his PENIS about, moons and SPANKS his own bottom in courtroom - forcing judge to suspend hearing
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(DW)
 
 
 
[Main] I am altering this statue of Lenin. Pray I don't alter it any further
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(43)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Portugal's constitutional president, has refused to appoint a Left-wing coalition government even though it secured an absolute majority in the Portuguese parliament and won a mandate to smash the austerity regime"
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Georgia Tech deans petition to remove "sexist" lyrics in century-old school song beloved by female students, proving engineers will try anything to get into women's pants (0)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Nooooooo... Subby refuses to believe that bacon, ham and sausages have the same cancer risk as cigarettes. Probably if you smoked them maybe
source: irishmirror.ie
(3)
 
(Front Page Mag)
 
 
 
Palestinians shot trying to board kids' bus. Well, armed Palestinians. Who weren't kids. Who then stabbed a man who came out of a synagogue before being shot. Other than that, accurate headline (0)
 
(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
Maybe the changes will include not punting on 4th-and-4 or on 4th-and-3 when you're down by 17 points and there are 4 or 3 minutes left, respectively
source: csnbayarea.com
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
[Main] Remember Dan Price, the CEO who set his company's minimum salary at $70,000 a year? Six months after his announcement, their revenue growth has doubled, profits have doubled, customer retention has improved, and employee morale is through the roof
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(337)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Arch Type Disney Villain Squares of against Arch type Disney Princess who is an actual Disney Princess
source: nypost.com
(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adobe Patches Flash Player Zero-day Vulnerability
source: firefoxcvp.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle sends out 200,000 footlongs to his victims
source: money.cnn.com
(0)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
After watching the vultures of Wall Street swirl over Puerto Rico, the Dynamic Duo known as Sens. Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders come to the rescue to crack down on vulture fund investors
source: dailykos.com
(0)
 
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
One star restaurant review leads to a profanity and racial slur filled facebook response, international infamy
source: kboi2.com
(0)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
In the 1950s, Idaho had a beaver problem. The solution? Parachute the beavers into another part of Idaho. With video
source: oregonlive.com
(0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rich conservative television personality poised to beat former first lady in contested election
source: latino.foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New cancer drugs also cure baldness. Downside: they are JAK inhibitors
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The average gun owner now has 8 guns, twice as many as there were 20 years ago (16)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Racist place names in New Zealand to replaced. Alternatives include "Attractive and Successful African Hill" and "Stream of Colour"
source: stuff.co.nz
(0)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Colorado will vote on universal health care for residents in a 2016 Constitutional amendment (1)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Billy Joel shows his orange and blue colors during his show at Madison Square Garden on Wednesday night as plays "Meet the Mets" for a cheering New York crowd
source: youtube.com
(2)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It took a few months, but cops finally realized they shouldn't give out medals for gunning down civilians
source: nbcnews.com
(1)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 03:00 PM
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Kepler spacecraft has found a star in the process of vaporizing its planets
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Apparently bored by ordinary sushi, Osaka foodies wonder whether it tastes better with grilled eel and a pat of butter on top. "Satisfied diners say it feels like it's melting in your mouth" (0)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan demands family leave for himself and opposes it for everyone else
source: politico.com
(4)
 
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
[Main] Low alcohol "session" beers are gaining in popularity. Stop laughing
source: chicagobusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy Just Elected Hillary Clinton President (0)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders wants US college to be more like Germany...you know, Free. Oh and the lowest college enrollment and graduation rate in the developed world. Yup that should be much better
source: reason.com
(6)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Fans of heavy metal phenomenon BABYMETAL can now own extremely cute bighead doll versions of all three band members. Still less effeminate than doll version of Metallica band members, who have even larger heads (0)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Testifying about Benghazi? Hard work, but I'll tell ya' the pay is fantastic
source: politico.com
(1)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good article on the life and death of Hebron peace activist Hashem Azzeh, and the effect Israeli settlers are having on Palestinian communities. Sorry this headline isn't funny, but there's little to laugh about here
source: muftah.org
(0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mum lied about having sick baby to avoid jail over racist cop attack - but her scheme backfired spectacularly
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Roger Goodell may suspend Johnny Manziel because he and his girlfriend were fighting in a moving car. And the fight escalated to the point where she tried to exit the vehicle. While it was moving. And the tire pressure was 2 PSI too low
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Playboy)
 
 
 
Non-nude Playboy dressed Playmates like Bernie, Trump, Putin and Pope Francis for Halloween
source: playboy.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Live video montage of Weird Al's "Tacky" from his latest World Tour. Difficulty: Almost getting run over by a car
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
The name is Bond, 'misogynist' Bond (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Geek] NASA finds proof that Farkers are extraterrestrial in origin
source: in.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Brothers aged 15 and 17 are arrested for running a prostitution ring. Your snowflake won't even clean his room (1)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A list of 10 dumpy crapholes where nobody wants to live and a list of the 10 awesome places
source: www3.forbes.com
(0)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Facing labor crunch and realizing that one quarter of nation is older than 65, one in five Japanese firms say they're willing to continue employing workers past age 70
source: blogs.wsj.com
(0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Now that he's been expelled from school and facing criminal charges, the Kid from the infamous and viral "Cafeteria mac and cheese rant" video would like to apologize unreservedly. he deeply regrets any distress that his comments may have caused
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hillary left the 11 hour Benghazi grilling looking happy and energetic, while Trey Gowdy departed looking like spoiled greasy dollar store bologna that had been left in a hot car all week. What helped make the difference?
source: npr.org
(3)
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
USA Basketball will go from being coached by the most insufferable college coach to being coached by the most insufferable NBA coach
source: abc7ny.com
(0)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
If donald Trump or BenCarson actually DOES become the Republican nominee, and then, of course, loses by a landslide in the general election, the take-away for the people that got them nominated will be that they just weren't conservative ENOUGH
source: salon.com
(2)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Internet, today's child stars are increasingly unlikely to become messed-up Tragic Child Stars, taking charge of their careers and personal lives and directly interacting with fans instead of letting crazy parents and TMZ do the work
source: wired.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that's something to howl about (0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Shocking X-ray of man's penis shows METAL WIRE wedged down his urethra into his bladder
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wife's 'crush' on Robbie Williams caused jealous husband to smash up home with a sledgehammer
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Merlin O'Malley has to make something of himself at this weekend's Jefferson-Jackson Dinner, otherwise it's back to Baltimore
source: bostonglobe.com
(1)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Do YOU have any idea what goofy lemurs do in their spare time at this time of year? They try out their troll faces with Halloween masks
source: mashable.com
(0)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
A good way to see the inside of a jail is to use one as a drug drop
source: wptv.com
(0)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Sleep tight, kiddos
source: imgur.com
(1)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Woman bites off teen's tongue to escape rape attempt. When confronted the suspect had no comment
source: abc13.com
(0)
 
(Scribd)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, New Hampshire poll release contradicts what the media has been saying about Bernie Sanders
source: scribd.com
(0)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
"Potentially Catastrophic" Damage Expected From Hurricane Patricia (0)
 
(Bethesda Magazine)
 
 
 
Store manager attempts to thwart armed laundry detergent robber by chucking mangoes at him (0)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Adele's new "Hello" music video causes global chaos as majority of population drunk calls their exes
source: 7deadlymag.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Today Mexico will be hit by the strongest Pacific hurricane ever recorded
source: nytimes.com
(3)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Robbers snatched cell phones from Starbucks customers, apparently oblivious to the fact that the coffee was worth more than the phones
source: khou.com
(1)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The Westboro Baptist move from picketing HIV-stricken children and Military funerals and now turn their outrage at.... baseball?
source: globalnews.ca
(0)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
As numerous Farker's predicted, Romney is now taking credit for Obamacare
source: msnbc.com
(2)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It basically amounts to a tax on poverty" (0)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Lego reaches new heights with it tallest tower yet that's just been completed at LegoWorld in the Netherlands
source: mashable.com
(0)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
New from Taco Bell breakfast designers: the Croissaco is being tested in Ohio for possible national rollout
source: brandeating.com
(0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Luke Gatti, aka Mac & Cheese douchebro, apologizes
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Buick turns to food to make its new car models more appetizing to the eye. For example, the 2016 Cascada offers Toasted Coconut Metallic paint scheme, and the 2016 Enclave features rich Choccochino interior
source: brandeating.com
(0)
 
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
[Sports] If you cheer for the Toronto Blue Jays you cheer for the sodomites. Guess who's protesting at game 6 of the ALCS?
source: calgarysun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Kansas, Texas, and Louisiana hire Wesley Snipes as the lead attorney in their newest Obamacare lawsuit
source: wnd.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
IOKIYAR
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
To bring back bitter passengers, United Airlines promises improved boarding procedures and better coffee, but won't promise not to wreck your prized musical instrument if they see it checked in as baggage
source: usatoday.com
(0)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
[Main] Acceptable teaching: "B is for Boobies". Unacceptable teaching: "B for your Boobies"
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In deep space, you can be drunk and fat
source: phys.org
(0)
 
(Business Standard)
 
 
 
Pope Francis proves to be the "Chainsaw Al " of the ecclesiastical world as he, in a suprise move, announces the creation of a new ministry answerable only to him that will eliminate three major bureaucracies within the Curia (0)
 
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
It is not OK to steal from work, even if the blue glow from the band saw makes it easier to align your cut
source: abqjournal.com
(0)
 
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Washington state McDojos angry that state tax authorities are classifying them as "retail" instead of "services" and that their students can't jiu-jitsu their way out of sales tax
source: king5.com
(0)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe's fave detective alleged to have had "inappropriate relationship with a domestic-violence victim" (0)
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
German soccer star DID see his doppelgänger coming, plans to sue over Nazi doll that looks exactly like him
source: 9news.com.au
(0)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 02:00 PM
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know, I think that we'll sell for $1 that drug which you jacked up to $750. Good luck with that, and thanks for all the publicity
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
House Hunting show has lax contestant screen standards
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
"A creepy guy, on Halloween, dressed oddly, throwing hatchets at people...it's just too bizarre to possibly be true, but it is" (1)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Want to make RAND PAUL go away? Ask him about Ted Cruz (0)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The nation of Canada is wholly given over to Sodomite filth, so we are protesting this baseball game
source: globalnews.ca
(0)
 
(NOAA)
 
NewsFlash
 
REMAINS OF HURRICANE PATRICIA COULD CAUSE HEAVY RAIN IN TEXAS IN A FEW DAYS and also severe death and destruction to Mexicans. REMEMBER YOUR UMBRELLAS WHEN YOU GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY, TEXANS
source: nhc.noaa.gov
(0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
We're going to need a bigger facepalm tag
source: latimes.com
(0)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Kylie Jenner got a hair tattoo
source: usmagazine.com
(0)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
CNN Headline: Palestinians shot boarding school bus. Actual Story: Two armed Palestinian terrorists tried to board an Israeli School bus to kill students before being shot by a security guard
source: newsbusters.org
(0)
 
(Fusion)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL's answer to the high cost of College Education, Distance Learning 'one professor can teach the whole world' so I guess his Dad's Home Schooling scam doesn't have enough suckers signing up
source: fusion.net
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congress: "Hey guys, maybe we should do something about gun regulation, let's propose a bill to make silencers legal and call it the 'Hearing Protection Act' That'll stop these pesky mass killings"
source: ar15news.com
(1)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Gloria Steinem blames Rush Limbaugh for ruining the word "Feminism" you know as opposed to people like Steinem
source: newsbusters.org
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, 13 wonderfully weird, creepy museums to visit around the U.S. (not a slideshow) (1)
 
(Maine Beacon)
 
 
 
And still, tirelessly, the GOP outreach to women continues. The latest olive branch? Maine's Governor LePage saying that public campaign financing makes as much sense as "giving your wife the checkbook"
source: mainebeacon.com
(0)
 
(The Frisky)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL if you give kids free college they will want free shoes, so in his world is the Free Lunch program the fault of the Public education and not poor kids needing to eat?
source: thefrisky.com
(0)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Champagne to stand for Fifa presidency. Sounds legit
source: bbc.co.uk
(0)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
MSM: The Gran Mufti wasn't allied with Hitler because he hated Jews, no it was because he was anti-British, just ignore that he led several major pogroms, was a General in the SS, and was a War Criminal (0)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
2015 ALCS is playing out exactly the same way, but reversed, as the 1985 ALCS between the Jays and Royals. Expect a clutch home run from ttreB egroeG tonight for the Jays
source: cbc.ca
(0)
 
(History vs. Hollywood)
 
 
 
Why 'Steve Jobs' is the most inaccurate biopic of the year (0)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Official coverup of the IRS' relentless harassment of non-political Conservative charities solely dedicated to public welfare and destroying Obama announced
source: cnn.com
(1)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Now that the Fuhrer over Netanyahu's comments has died down, Historians admit "ok, ok, he was mostly correct, like 98% correct, but come on, how could we turn down a media lynch mob" (0)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
TalkTalk hacked then held for ransom. Such a shame, but life's what you make it (0)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Health director tells her employees to speak English only. She will soon be polling ahead of Trump
source: wral.com
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Drunken British communist sex fiend double agents almost cost us the Cold War
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
To whom do you turn when ISIS steals one of your photos for use in their propaganda?
source: petapixel.com
(0)
 
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
John Boyega reacting to things is a meme now. Just thought you should know. So ... yeah
source: nerdist.com
(0)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
HUGE Star Wars spoiler reveals identity of super villain and gets leaked on Twitter
source: twitter.com
(0)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
[Main] Just when you thought it was safe, here comes the Fark Weird News Quiz to challenge and belittle you
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Do you like Texas and rain races where anyone can win in F1? This is your lucky weekend (0)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
McDonald's tries to fix perfection and succeeds (0)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
With fuel prices lower than ever, American Airlines still has 1.7 billion reasons to nickel and dime your knees, luggage, dignity (0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phail
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Reason No. 524,671 why Jeb Bush's presidential campaign is in trouble (0)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
[Politics] Mitt Romney: "Without Romneycare, there would be no Obamacare." GOP: "DUDE, SHUT UP"
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
There there emo kid, it's simply The Circle of Life.. Knut'n can change it
source: philly.com
(0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maybe there will be crying in baseball
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Having seen a few organized Reddit armies before I'd say woe betide any fat people or women who stand in the way of Bernie Sanders
source: newrepublic.com
(0)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The Government says you can't sue the Government for all that torture they did on US Citizens. So, here's a lollipop
source: hosted.ap.org
(0)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Happy birthday, 'Weird Al' Yankovic
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(49)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
UFC sees that fans are not sports entertained. Does what's best for business
source: tsn.ca
(0)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Dispute over food, bed bugs leads to arrest of NJ Man (0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The only thing these running sumo wrestlers need is the music to Yakety Sax
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
[Main] There is unrest in the forest / There is trouble with the trees / For the maples want more sunlight / And the oaks ignore their SCREAMS
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Applebees couldn't figure out how to fire autistic worker so they just stopped paying him, hoping the problem would work itself out (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Sports] Remember the contract Colin Kapernick signed last year for $124 mil with $69 mil "guaranteed"? Well, because neither the word "contract" nor "guarantee" mean the same thing in NFL as English, his poor play this season could cost him $100 million
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(35)
 
(Goal)
 
 
 
"The Black Cats have won five consecutive games against their rivals and three of those victories came as a new Sunderland boss took part in their second game after losing their first"
source: goal.com
(0)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As President Xi meets UK royalty, Chinese press is wowed by Kate and her bright red dress: "Britain's understanding of the current world order is 'more mature and rational' than the U.S. with its 'fascination with power and coercion'"
source: bloomberg.com
(0)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Another cop more likely to shoot first next time a traffic stop goes south
source: freep.com
(0)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Louisiana Republican Lt. Gov. Jay Dardenne is one of four major contenders in Saturday's gubernatorial election. He has also received international recognition for his terrible puns
source: motherjones.com
(0)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Pluto's mysterious smallest moon takes bizarre shape; looks like a Japanese woman's genitals (0)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
"The sperm, which come from the fathers testicles, are sent into the mother through his penis." Too direct for your children, and if so, why?
source: mtv.com
(2)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
He's not wrong (0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's president pal wrestles massive snake while calling for world peace. I don't think that's an innuendo
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(Man's Life)
 
 
 
A boxer had to stop his own fight when his opponent goes limp and the ref didn't step in fast enough. That ref's a real rope-a-dope
source: manslife.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out that American conservatism exists mostly to fleece the rubes
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Sucky GOP presidential candidate throws shade at sucky NBA team, sucky NBA team makes fun of sucky GOP candidate (0)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
[Sports] Basketball players always brag about breaking somebody's ankles on a pump fake. This is how you do it in hockey
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(10)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In the wake of the recent violence plaguing his country, Tel Aviv cafe owner wants Arabs and Jews to come to his place, sit down together, share a little nosh...and...maybe talk a little? Would that be so bad? He will give them SUCH a deal if they do
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Civilized)
 
 
 
Bill Murray, The Internet's Cool Uncle, Answers A Question That Has Haunted Mankind Since The Dawn of Time
source: civilized.life
(0)
 
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Man buys washing machine. FARK: to shred apples for chunky cider
source: pjstar.com
(0)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
"He reiterated that, generally, the NFL considers game-day taxes - on tickets, hotdogs, parking and beer, for instance - revenues that belong to team owners, not to the public"
source: stltoday.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Republicans announce next investigation to completely embarrass themselves (4)
 
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
How to turn a favor into a felony (0)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
This pretty much explains most of Fark.com and *all* of the Politics tab
source: sltrib.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The two girls an Arkansas state rep. adopted and then "rehomed" with a child molester, because he thought they were possessed by demons, appear on a new "20/20" segment and show a distinct lack of Latin-speaking, ceiling crawling, and soup-spitting
source: rawstory.com
(1)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 01:00 PM
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
According to Terrence Howard and Terryology, 1x1 = 2. Study it out (2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What would beating Pats mean to Jets? Their coach knows
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
[Sports] Injured Lionel Messi is sick of Barcelona and Spanish tax drama, considers moving to England, is being approached by lower-key clubs such as Chelsea, Manchester City, and Manchester United. It's an offside trap
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(18)
 
(Flixist)
 
 
 
Jem is truly, truly, truly an outrage
source: flixist.com
(0)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Parabeavers
source: upi.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal child exploitation prosecutor talks about most disturbing part of her work: "All I heard was silence. The 5-year-old girl said nothing--not even a sob. The quiet was too deafening, too defeating to accept" (0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Main] The wrong way to respond to a 1-star rating of your business on Facebook: unleashing a racist tirade on the customer that left a negative review
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(100)
 
(Geek & Sundry)
 
Video
 
D&Diesel (0)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
[Video] Putting a 400 horsepower V8 in a fifty-year-old Ferguson tractor equals all sorts of awesome
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(21)
 
(SportsChump)
 
 
 
Helpful Halloween Tips and Top Five All-Time Costumes, complete with photos
source: sportschump.net
(0)
 
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Great Naked Scotts (0)
 
(WAPT Jackson)
 
Video
 
farking weird: Ape proposes to anchor & she says yes
source: wapt.com
(0)
 
(Veterans Today)
 
 
 
Israeli general captured in Iraq admits the terrible truth: Mossad and ISIS are working together (8)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Latest faux outrage: Avengers star Jeremy Renner is not a qualified employment contact lawyer working pro bono, therefor he's sexist
source: jezebel.com
(0)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
New Horizons is discovering that Pluto's moons are even weirder than their mother...erm... "planet-like thingy"?
source: csmonitor.com
(0)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Former Secretary of State, subjected to 'partisan witch hunt' for months pleads guilty on charges
source: dailykos.com
(0)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you realize you suck, nobody likes you, and you'll never be president
source: bloomberg.com
(0)
 
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift and the Oak Ridge Boys share a backstage moment. She was surprised how much Nick Carter and A.J McLean have aged
source: wfmz.com
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
BTTF tidbit #147: The character of Biff was molded after Donald Trump
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "You can tell if a person is a bunny". O RLY
source: iol.co.za
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Bro, I would totally destroy Bernie Sanders in a debate"
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Now that Trump is hosting SNL, FCC suddenly interested in Equal Time laws. SNL's Hillary Clinton handjob wasn't a problem
source: hotair.com
(0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Weekend at Aguayo's (0)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Cthulhu LIVES in MY food dish (0)
 
(The Nil Admirari)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders Asks Republicans for Benghazi Hearing (0)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ukraine factory workers save condemned Lenin monument. Fark.com) By turning him into Into Darth Vader
source: bbc.co.uk
(0)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Seahawks "D" has "vibe"
source: nfl.com
(0)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel's _The Last Witch Hunter_ is as good as it sounds. I can't tell if that review is a rave or a pan
source: wired.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] House GOP, 2009: Passing Obamacare by reconciliation is an insult to America. House GOP, 2015: Let's repeal Obamacare by reconciliation, because it's what America would do
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(77)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"The children look delicious. May I have a taste?
source: time.com
(0)
 
(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
As Frederick Douglass says, "I will work with anybody to do good, and no one to do harm"
source: marketplace.org
(0)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for threatening to taste neighbors' delicious children. Food Network in negotiations for new show after her release
source: startribune.com
(0)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Gordon Lightfoot is in his hometown to attend an unveiling of a bronze statue in his honor. It was to have been made out of wood but the artist was afraid that the sculpture would have been simply referred to as 'Four Cord Gord'
source: globalnews.ca
(0)
 
(Mic)
 
 
 
Harry Potter and the Search For More Money
source: mic.com
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] This is my shocked face: The facility that 'treated' Josh Duggar after he molested underage girls has been sued by five women for sexual abuse, cover up, and attempting to move their assets to rape-friendly Texas
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(66)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
House votes to repeal Obamacare for the 61st time, but this time with a twist: it'll defund Planned Parenthood too. That'll stop Obama from vetoing it, just you watch
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Film made around 1950 was dubbed "Fur for the Future". Difficulty: Not a porn film
source: nypost.com
(0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
"[Jem] is a travesty of the girl-singer genre-and I say that as someone who watched Mariah Carey's Glitter from beginning to end"
source: io9.com
(0)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
In the bizarro Republicanland of the Benghazi hearings everything Hillary does is evil
source: theweek.com
(0)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Team USA Basketball is gonna be Popping
source: nba.com
(0)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
And soon there will be 14
source: time.com
(0)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
And then there were Three
source: time.com
(0)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hot subordinate coming on to you? It's a trap, but not the way you're thinking
source: nypost.com
(1)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maris, one of the 3 beluga whales has died suddenly. If only she was good for caviar her death would not be a great loss
source: cnn.com
(0)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 12:00 PM
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ex-NYPD officer wanted in the fatal stabbing of his ex-girlfriend decides to save everyone the time and expense of a trial- but fails
source: news.yahoo.com
(2)
 
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
If you are in Texas and get into some legal trouble, there's really only one option for who you should call to represent you: Brian Wilson, The Texas Law Hawk (0)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Thief gets stuck in pizza oven vent for 11 hours, eventually exhausted (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie has his a veto overridden by the NJ legislature for the first time since he became governor. The bill in question was "gun control " legislation designed to make it a teeny-tiny bit harder for the mentally ill to buy a gun
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The future of commercial air travel is about to get painful. Here are 7 patent ideas that will encourage people NOT to fly anymore. Looks like crossing the ocean by ship is looking better and better these days
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Cops runs over dog twice then shoots it basically because of the viciousness of being 21 years old, deaf, and blind (0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video from inside the cockpit of a Vulcan bomber on its last flight
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese yakuza group Yamaguchi-gumi won't be handing out huge bags of candy to kids this year on Halloween. In other news, Japanese organized crime has been giving candy to kids on Halloween for years (1)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"When good casts meet bad movies, the bad movies always win....Because no star is so charismatic or gifted that they can completely elevate low material. And that includes Bill Murray"
source: detroitnews.com
(0)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Far-right media outlets are grudgingly conceding that in her testimony yesterday Hillary Clinton avoided any missteps and generally got the best of her interrogators-which means in reality she curb-stomped them and tap-danced on their ribcages
source: theatlantic.com
(0)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Let's take a ride on a NYC subway car that you probably once manspreaded or groped someone on .... at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean
source: gothamist.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Republican Freedom Caucus' purity test for House Speaker candidates, translated into plain English from the original Derp
source: nytimes.com
(1)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Student left shaken & stirred after armed police swoop on private university in epic fail (0)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Gloria Steinem, "Rush Limbaugh ruined feminism"
source: newsbusters.org
(0)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Carey Mulligan drops the F-word -- "feminist" -- in a frank talk about Hollywood and equal rights
source: nj.com
(0)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"What little pretties have come to my house today?"
source: nypost.com
(0)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
39 year-old bald member of Delta Force dies while rescuing dozens of Kurdish prisoners from execution at an ISIS prison
source: msnbc.com
(0)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Avengers: Age Of Ultron - the clues in its deleted scenes
source: denofgeek.us
(0)
 
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minnesota basketball coach Richard Pitino defends his dad from accusation of knowing about prostitutes being used to lure recruits to Louisville, because his dad told him it was all untrue and dads would never lie
source: mprnews.org
(0)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
[Main] Teens are throwing underage drinking parties in the woods, according to Police Captain Obvious
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yes New Zealand, maybe it IS time to change the names of N****r Hill, N****r Stream and N****rhead (0)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
"Our typo, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy shoddy editing"
source: newser.com
(0)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Welcome to your new home, where every morning walk to the bathroom is like the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
source: newser.com
(0)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
This can only mean a juice-cleansing, yoga-doing Frankenstein's monster isn't far off
source: newser.com
(0)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lamar Odom suffers setbacks. Dennis Hof: Fark you, Pay me
source: msn.com
(0)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
The car of the future will be kind of like the KITT car in Knight Rider, but a little less Kitty and a lot more Hitty (0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Soviet Russia, crash investigation conduct you
source: yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China's best Obama impersonator does look a lot like him if you squint enough (0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Main] The anti-vaxxers are convinced the new Sesame Street character Julia is an attempt by pharmaceutical companies to "normalize" autism because of course they are
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(178)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
As God as my witness I thought beavers could fly
source: nypost.com
(0)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
The violence in Chicago is catchy, but does it play well in Peoria?
source: nbcchicago.com
(0)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop this sitter sitting on a strange seat (6)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jebxclamation point is so inevitable, he's cutting costs in order to stay competitive
source: reuters.com
(0)
 
(Citizens for Global Solutions)
 
 
 
Guess what Americans? Other people besides Lamar Odom might be dying soon (0)
 
(Brain Pickings)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago today, goo-goo-eyed philosopher Jean Paul Sartre told the Nobel Prize committee to go get stuffed. Apparently sullen brooding is its own reward. Hell is Oscar people (0)
 
(NASA)
 
Video
 
The International Space Station will fly over Patricia soon. It's amazing we can watch an HD live stream from space as the ISS passes near a historic hurricane (0)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Gloria Steinem, who made "feminist" an insult all on her own, throws out her mirror and decides that Limbaugh, who hasn't been relevant in two decades (as compared to Steinem's three), is at fault
source: newsbusters.org
(0)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Hazlet, New Jersey police are asking the public for some assistance in returning a package that was delivered to the wrong address. What was in the package? 50 pounds of weed
source: gothamist.com
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Real Barca is a month away and we're already hearing about the game being fixed
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Just when you think you've shrugged off the blatant Bush years of deregulation along comes the SEC (0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush moves to solidify his fiscal conservative credentials by downsizing his campaign staff and cutting payroll by 40 percent (0)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The reason Mother Jones is stuck with $650,000 in legal fees from a billionaire that sued them (even though MJ won) is that we as a nation are suckers
source: motherjones.com
(0)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 11:00 AM
(Backpacker)
 
 
 
When I go hiking, I find Power Bar wrappers and cigarette butts. When this guy goes hiking, he finds a 1,200-year-old Viking sword
source: backpacker.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Jeb is so confident in success that he doesn't even need all that campaign staff anymore
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(85)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Father presents "purity certificate" to his daughter at her wedding to prove that he believes she's still a virgin
source: usatoday.com
(0)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Student beaten by 5 smiling jackasses stealing a jackass
source: al.com
(0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Company to offer low priced AIDS and cancer drug. It's expected to be a hard pill to swallow for Pharma Bro
source: usatoday.com
(0)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
'Dance Moms' star teaches students to dance, they're now dancing over her possible prison sentence
source: ibtimes.com
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Much like the One Ring, this recently discovered map of Middle Earth, annotated by JRR Tolkien and Pauline Baynes, will be precious for one lucky bidder
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian government to spend $10 million on Prime Minister's official residence prior to new PM Trudeau moving in
source: cbc.ca
(2)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Misogynist coffee shop discriminates against women by saying bras are gross
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
[Politics] To sum up: Hillary Clinton did nothing wrong. And Republicans can't stand it
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(275)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Today, on "Republicans Do Exactly What They Accuse Democrats of Doing," NM Secretary of State Dianna Duran resigns after investigation finds she laundered campaign money for personal use (0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
A European couple who claimed ghosts had attacked and killed the baby they were looking after have been sent to jail. Prosecutors said their claims simply didn't Czech out
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Imprimis Pharmaceuticals: Hey, Martin Shkreli - Guess what we are selling for $1
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The victims of Jared of Subway will receive the equivalent of 200,000 foot-longs
source: msn.com
(0)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
It must be nice to be Lamar Odom knowing you can blow out your kidneys on an epic drug binge at a Nevada brothel and you'll still have fans coming out of the woodwork willing to give you their kidneys
source: pagesix.com
(0)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dale Gribble wing of the right wing of the circular-firing-squad wing of the Republican party is upset the latest Obamacare repeal doesn't add Kim Davis to Mount Rushmore or something
source: thehill.com
(0)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Obama wants a nuclear Iran so much, he's ready to shoot down Israeli planes to achieve it
source: rt.com
(0)
 
(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
"At 00:03 a series of Morse code characters can also be seen which appear to read "REDLIPSLIKETENTH," which is an anagram for KILLTHEPRESIDENT"
source: moviepilot.com
(0)
 
(Master Herald)
 
 
 
Farvel Ragnar... farvel farvel og amen (0)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
US: Who wore it best -- Kate Middleton or Caitlyn Jenner? Us: Are you farking kidding me?
source: usmagazine.com
(0)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
"While in the home, he removed all of his clothes and climbed into bed with the male and female residents and kissed the male victim"
source: wiod.com
(0)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man spends a week raping, beating, and starving the woman he kept trapped in the apartment where he was building a bomb. Your move, Texas (0)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
You know that Conservative talking point about the 92 million people out of the work force? It's total BS
source: blogs.wsj.com
(0)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Pandora shares tank 32% after $90 million settlement over songs released prior to 1972
source: fox40.com
(0)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
WARNING: Bacon, sausage, and ham are known to the State of California to cause cancer in humans. And all red meat. And dihydrogren monoxide
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
"As long as you just give him something, he'd usually turn chicken s--- into chicken salad". Nascar looks back at Dale Earnhardt's last victory at Talladega
source: nascar.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police seeking father-son duo who have been on the run for eight years after they escaped arrest again in a dramatic shoot out
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Company fiend $12,825 for killing 27 ferrets. Watch them try to weasel out of it
source: al.com
(0)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"The children look delicious. May I have a taste?" Apparently, some parents have a problem with neighbors taking an interest in their kids
source: thesun.co.uk
(0)
 
(WRDW Augusta)
 
 
 
...but legal issues and precedents are also off limits. "The jurors are supposed to use the law that the judge instructs them to during the trial. The judge is going to provide them with all the law they need"
source: wrdw.com
(2)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Build-A-Choking-Hazard
source: al.com
(0)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
"It looks a bit like Han Solo's Millennium Falcon, towed in for repairs after a run-in with the Imperial fleet. Inside are 50 6-tonne magnet coils, strangely twisted as if trampled by an angry giant" (0)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
There may be a LEGO shortage this Christmas. Alle panik
source: wiod.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So the new hotness is that shoplifting is now an offense that can get you shot. By a responsible gun owner with a concealed carry permit (0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hey guys what's going on in New Zealand Geogra-OH LAWD
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Government confiscating your guns? It's happening (0)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Despite there being fewer illegal border crossings, there has been a rise in the number of deaths of people illegally crossing the border. In the Republican Party, this is known as a 'win-win' situation
source: azfamily.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Carson tops trump in Iowa
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
[Main] 11 of the most bizarre divorce laws from around the world (not a slide show)
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop new uses of Trump's unsolicited finger (LGT plenty of ammo)
source: google.es
(1)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Although it's rare, a cattle truck caught on fire on the interstate. Police steak out the scene until firefighters could put a fork in it. Well done
source: azfamily.com
(0)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Who would've guessed cat calling as a behaviour has a biological basis? Not sure what the evolutionary benefit is to letting females know you have small testicles though
source: aol.com
(0)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"A bike is not the first item you'd think of piercing your body with"
source: news.com.au
(0)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
As time goes by.. for the last four-hundred and fifty years, so does the deterioration of this once beautiful British mansion
source: irishmirror.ie
(0)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
[Business] What your underwear says about the economy, and they don't mean crappy
source: usnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 10:00 AM
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
[Main] "You have the box." "We don't." "You do." "We don't." "You do." "Okay we do." "You damaged it." "Probably, but you can only bug us three times, and you used those up"
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(84)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Social rejects who execute women and make sex slaves of children refer to U.S. hostage-rescuing raid as "cowardly" and "a failure"
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
What a pisser
source: bostonglobe.com
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It turns out Back to the Future's Biff was modeled after one D.J. Trump
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Details are still spotty, but it appears that Michael Jackson's dermatologist has passed away
source: tmz.com
(0)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Yesterday the GOP unleashed hell on Hillary, and at the end of the day, the only things left standing were her and a bill to the tax payers for the millions spent on it all by the GOP
source: startribune.com
(0)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
If you cry in front of your wife, your tears can be used against you in a court of law
source: abajournal.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"It's one of the weirdest turtles that ever lived" (0)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jessica Jones has a trailer so dark and gritty that even DC would approve
source: twitter.com
(0)
 
(Waterbury Republican-American)
 
 
 
TORRINGTON - A 53-year-old man died Thursday afternoon after his bicycle was struck by a tractor-trailer on Oak Avenue near East Albert Street
source: rep-am.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You think Bernie Sanders can win? You must be a DREAMer (3)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
ProTip: Do not insert high pressure air hose in your colleague's rectum
source: metro.co.uk
(3)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Protip: When you're a judge's law clerk, texting the attorney for a professional baseball player with "You're going to owe me a beer" before the judge issues a ruling in a rape case is not a good idea
source: abajournal.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Bernie Sanders and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad New Hampshire Polls
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(198)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Betty White finally had a Snickers
source: nfl.com
(0)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Carson, known throughout the world as savior of sick kids everywhere, reveals he wants to hurl sick grandmas off a cliff
source: politico.com
(0)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Conservatives are livid that the interminable Benghazi investigations have only strengthened Hillary's campaign
source: vox.com
(0)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lincoln bows out of presidential race. Douglas unavailable for comment
source: thehill.com
(0)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Man Pushes To Invoke Satan During County Meeting (0)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
October entry for Dad of the Year - coaching your 12 year-old kid on to severely injure another kid then assaulting the teacher when she tries to break up the fight (0)
 
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Tesla says anyone that believes something called "Autopilot" offers any sort of autonomous driving is a farking moran and hopes to sell more stuff to them in the future
source: autoblog.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy says nothing new was learned yesterday. Well, except that the Republicans have no f*cking clue what a tar baby is (0)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
"Here's your good ticket for wearing your seatbelt... is that weed I smell?"
source: usnews.com
(4)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now your Subway 'foot-long' will be exactly 12 inches. Probably (0)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kurds deploy 101st Harsh Language Division. Maybe they'll put a 6-year-old girl in charge (0)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
German TV show asks Iron Maiden to lip sync, immediately regrets it
source: wimp.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Who drops out of the presidential race. Difficulty: Not a question (0)
 
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
[Business] In MY day we would build a subway to school and then take the train back home afterwards
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(3)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
[Geek] World Health Organization releases new initiative aimed at sucking every last bit of joy out of life
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
[Geek] Our local supercluster, Laniakea? Turns out it doesn't exist
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Lincoln Chafee ends presidential campaign after hearing rumor that he was running
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
When your F-16 can't fly, you call for a tow truck. Bonus: Mattresses
source: youtube.com
(1)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Geek] Here is all of the Star Wars: The Force Awakens footage we have seen remixed into a supercut trailer
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Chinese President Xi Jinping has been for a friendly pint in a pub with British leader David Cameron. Presumably at the Pigs Head Cock Inn
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(7)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 09:00 AM
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Milton Waddams to finally get his pieces of flair
source: northjersey.com
(0)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: How to make Halloween better
source: fark.com
(1)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Lincoln Chafee drops out of race after realizing that his "Feel the Chafe" slogan wasn't resonating with voters
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Teacher: "Hey girls, you give me naked pics of yourself and I will give you a better grade"
source: pennlive.com
(0)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
[Main] Two shirtless world leaders enter, which one will leave?
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(47)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Teen faces assault charges for throwing baby carrot at teacher
source: fox2now.com
(0)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The best part of waking up is a bus in your cup
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sheik Djerbouti? Bill Murray looks for laughs in the Muslim world and finds nada, my friend
source: nj.com
(0)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Lincoln Chaffee decided to leave the Democratic Primary Race, surprising only himself
source: wcvb.com
(2)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lincoln caused too much Chafee in his brief run
source: chafee2016.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Atención all expat Farqueros and Farquetas in Mexico--Hurricane Patricia is scheduled to make landfall in the southwestern part of the country today. Stay safe
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Stop asking how Trevor Noah is doing...Just call him Trevor Nope
source: themarysue.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jessica Jones full length trailer released
source: youtube.com
(3)
 
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
[Main] Burglary suspect found hiding in clothes dryer. Other sock still at large
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
71-year-old man gets Hummer on his motorcycle last night, suffers moderate injuries
source: khqa.com
(1)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sure, she looked presidential yesterday. But is it really presidential to rely on a family friend for actionable intelligence as the Secretary of State instead of, you know, the entire US government intelligence service?
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(208)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So, Mr. Gowdy, did you get anything new from Mrs. Clinton's testimony at the Benghazi hearing yesterday? "I don't know. Maybe a free toaster? I'm really hoping not cause I'm sick and tired of constantly getting these Zonk prizes" (0)
 
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
[Politics] Only three days into a new Liberal government and Canada is already falling apart. THANKS TRUDEAU
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(27)
 
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
[Main] You were a good citizen of California and conserved water? Here's your rate hike because you're a chump for playing by the rules
source: dailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Google says mobile search has surpassed desktop search
source: fastcompany.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you raise the price of your pharmaceutical by a reasonable 5000%, only to have a competitor start selling at $1 a pill?
source: money.cnn.com
(2)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Question? How many of you manly Farkers ever played 'Kitchen' when you were 2? And those of you who did how many of you are GAY?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bad Robot is now a sad robot
source: gizmodo.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] In Puerto Rico, when life gives them lemons, they make lemonade. Or, more specifically--when life gave them a high crime rate, they took their casualties and created a thriving medical tourism destination for transplant surgeries
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Adele's new album will be called 25, surprising many who thought it would be 3.141592653589793238462
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Brain diseased corn eaters" in Iowa are smarter than the rest of America, say Donald Trump should drop out of race (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Princess Cait?
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
[Main] Don't try to break into the home of a man who also owns a helicopter with which he can track you
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, legal computer wiretap. You're 20 years old today. Gosh, they grow up so quickly, don't they?
source: theverge.com
(0)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Crocs keep an eye on you while they sleep; make you look like an idiot
source: gizmodo.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] How Hillary won by being boring
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
For those of you expecting to get to the Maryland shore this morning, someone has made your commute just a little longer
source: wbaltv.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'How to turn your son gay 101.'
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The good news is you no longer have to figure out who Lincoln Chafee is
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 08:00 AM
(The Political Insider)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton is infertile. Former Mayor of Little Rock, Arkansas Webster Hubbell actually sired Chelsea. Hillary doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting elected. Which one of these are true? (0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back
source: foxnews.com
(3)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Main] Neo-Nazi nationalists nicked in Nuremberg
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sounds like Snot Boogie pushed it too far this time
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Five reasons Paul Ryan's "I want my family time" comment was even more douchetastic than you imagined
source: salon.com
(0)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
PSA: Don't drive though Brazilian roadblocks. Man, that's a lot of roadblocks
source: jalopnik.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sic semper inconueniens
source: cnn.com
(1)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
7 Homemade Contraptions Failing Spectacularly (0)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
"I said, WHAT'S IN THESE BROWNIES?"
source: pe.com
(0)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man breaks into house, strips naked and crawls into bed with the homeowners, only to discover the husband had a gun
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] David Bowie: Human Chameleon
source: observer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Three year old child had to take the wheel of a vehicle after mother was so drunk she literally fell out of the car
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Hiker finds old sword, becomes King of the Vikings. There can be only Sven
source: ajc.com
(1)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Silly rabbit, you're farking fired
source: eonline.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Main] No, America, "dia de los muertos" (that's "The Day of the Dead for those of you who only speak 'Murican) is not Halloween
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Another day, another school campus shooting
source: cbsnews.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson, you are NOT the father
source: news.yahoo.com
(3)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
[Main] Did Jenny from Card Services call last night? Well, now you can call her back
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
[Geek] Just in case you are getting bored with Pluto photos, NASA has just introduced Pluto photos in 3D
source: nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember that time Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian traveled in time to 1983 to guest on a public access TV show?
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] J.K. Rowling's new play "Harry Potter and the Chumps We Can Fleece For £200 A Ticket" to make its West End debut next year
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lincoln Chafee will be addressing "the future of his campaign" today, which may set a record as the shortest political speech ever
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] Nurse imprisoned -- oh, I'm sorry, "quarantined" -- by Chris Christie as part of last year's Ebola Extravaganza files lawsuit
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(84)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Sports] Mets players Netflix and chill waiting to see whether KC can wrap up another ALCS or whether Toronto will live to see another game. It's Game 6 tonight at 8 p.m. ET on Fox Sports 1
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(597)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
[Sports] DeGrom/Syndergaard wigs become the hot new Halloween accessory in Metsland, edging out the more complicated Colon-at-bat costume
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
[Sports] Olympic Skier Gus Kenworthy admits he likes to freestyle. Not that there is anything wrong with that
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson says progressives want to assassinate him, not realizing they actually want to keep him alive and talking at least until November 8th, 2016 (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study shows Monkeys with smaller testicles roar the loudest to make up for their shortcomings when attracting females, Democrat voters
source: dailymail.co.uk
(1)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why isn't anyone calling the people burning churches in Ferguson domestic terrorists?
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
[Main] Men, remember your sexbot is a trap
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(153)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
So, the latest Republican theory on Benghazi seems to be that the American ambassador died there because he didn't have Hillary Clinton's email
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(The Lapine)
 
 
 
If you like Trump, you're gonna love this GOP frontrunner
source: thelapine.ca
(0)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
C-Span caller demands White Caucus in Congress
source: mediaite.com
(0)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Think that taxpayers have paid too much on the Benghazi investigation? It's still a bargain compared to what taxpayers have paid to study origami condoms and why lesbians are fat
source: freebeacon.com
(0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
[Main] In cubicle 1 we have Ben, who brought a box of assorted doughnuts to the office to share. In cubicle 2 we have Sarah, who brought a box of organic kale. Let's see who has more friends by the end of the day
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(86)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Pop-Tarts officially brings an end to the era of Bacon Everything
source: kirotv.com
(2)
 
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Kelloggs announces five new Pop-Tart flavors. Conspicuously absent, good, tasty and yummy
source: delish.com
(0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pediatricians are going to start asking your kid if he's hungry during medical exams, so be sure you feed the little bastard before you take him in
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Burglar gets stuck in pizza oven vent during break-in, says the whole experience was exhausting (0)
 
(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
[Politics] Democratic activist faces 14 years in prison after drunkenly sending fake email claiming Republican candidate was dropping out
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(31)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
[Main] You take my parking spot, I get my hatchet. It's the Annandale way
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] Hillary's "vast right-wing conspiracy" joins up with Ben Carson's "secular progressive movement" to form a Voltron of facepalming
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(108)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Black congregants of historic D.C. churches protest bike lanes being installed for gentrifying hipsters through their parking lot. "This ain't London, this ain't Europe. The United States is built on the automobile and we need to deal with that" (0)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man charged with sexual intercourse with girlfriend's pet and animal cruelty so we're guessing the dog wasn't too keen on it, either
source: wtae.com
(0)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
And the mother and child reunion is only a bondsman away
source: wtae.com
(0)
 
(Facebook)
 
Video
 
The film in the book rather than the book of the film 'Cujo'
source: facebook.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Most obstructionist president ever? President Obama's veto of the Republican-supported defense authorization brings his veto count to five, the highest number ever recorded by an African-American president
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's no fun being an undocumented foreign national
source: thehill.com
(0)
 


Fri October 23, 2015, 07:00 AM
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Police chief asked to have a seat over there
source: wmur.com
(0)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] In Iowa, the new Ben Carson high rise is now towering over the Donald Trump condo
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
I guess the real question is: How does one with facial tattoos spend over 12 years on the lam?
source: wmur.com
(0)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
New Zealanders are planning to rename Attractive and successful African-American Hill with Kānuka Hills, Attractive and successful African-American Stream with Steelhead Stream and Attractive and successful African-American Head with Tawhai Hill
source: nzherald.co.nz
(0)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Dino the cockatoo is back in a cage after spending 3 months eating an ACLU lawyer's house
source: bostonglobe.com
(0)
 
(Ars Technica (UK))
 
 
 
[Main] Norway moves to ban cars from Oslo's city center. Even during the 10 months of winter
source: arstechnica.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Middle-schooler suspended for bringing BB Gun to school. Luckily he was caught before he put his eye out
source: wmur.com
(0)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] The ultimate Halloween movie is...Fright Night? Really? You misspelled The Nightmare Before Christmas
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(265)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Just in case you clicked on this local news link and live in the area, a week ago a guy that had been charged with domestic violence and possession of 100 bags of Heroin raped a lady in the courthouse, and is on the loose, so be careful out there
source: wcax.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Bad: Getting disciplined for falling asleep at work. Worse: Unavoidable because you keep getting scheduled for 36 hour shifts. Fark: You're a Secret Service Agent
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Turns out that crocodiles do indeed sleep with one eye open. Unsure whether they grip their pillows tight, though
source: upi.com
(0)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
[Main] You just know your marriage is off to a rocky start when the woman you just proposed to threw the ring away and returned to the hospital ward saying you're a shipwreck
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(21)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Internet safety poster contest (link goes to inspiration) (0)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
NASA scientist: "There's a HUGE quake coming to L.A. any time now. EVERYBODY PANIC." U.S. Geological Survey scientist: "Yeah, about that ... how about no?"
source: upi.com
(1)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sarah Silverman: "Hey, my eyes are up here." Photographers: "Then next time wear a turtleneck instead of a craniotomy málfræðibókum तनक the crawling reptiles of the nameless city"
source: pagesix.com
(0)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Business] Investors rush to buy Ferrari stock in its IPO at $52 a share, knowing that their $52 wouldn't normally even buy them a lug nut off a 550 Barchetta
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(6)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Want to get rid of the scourge that is Uber in your town? Demand they get chauffeur licenses; they can't pick you up at the airport (0)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
[Sports] Kansas City and Toronto libraries are waging a Twitter war using book spine poetry. Well played, guys
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
It seems that sending a note to your neighbors complimenting their children is frowned upon in Minnesota. A neighbor wrote "The children look delicious. May I have a taste?" and next thing she knows, the police are there to talk to her (0)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Native Texans upset to discover that "Texas" translates as "crazy" in Norwegian. Everyone else in the world nods their heads in agreement with Norway
source: upi.com
(0)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Wait. The cop is SUPPOSED to show you his badge before he fatally shoots you three times? (0)
 
(UPI)