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Mon September 11, 2017, 11:00 PM
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] McConnell thinks nobody will know who laid a flaming turd outside the door of the 2018 election
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Trying to get excited about Blade Runner 2049 but hated the original? You're not alone
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Main] Guns, booze, Speedos, and dumb luck define the typical Irma survivor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Park Service seeks volunteer shooters to thin Grand Canyon buffalo herd. Cancel the bisontennial
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Maybe we'd come together as a country if we all just counted beluga whales together
source: adn.com
 
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
Video
 
Tree falls in forest and you heard about it. Darwin not playing, due to the minivan exception
source: fox9.com
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
[Main] Brooklyn Pizza Festival turns into the Fyre Festival of Pizza
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Think you're a law-abiding citizen? How many of these 40 'everyday crimes' have you committed this year?
source: mirror.co.uk
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
NuKermit (aka Matt Vogel) sings "The Rainbow Connection" with the Muppets live at The Hollywood Bowl. Bow down to your new frog
source: youtube.com
 
(The Root)
 
 
 
Pedestrians hit by motorist in Louisiana, leading to charges. Fark: Driver isn't charged, injured pedestrians are
source: theroot.com
 
(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
World Championship Squirrel Cook Off to be held this week. Want to guess which state is hosting it? (one guess only)
source: joplinglobe.com
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme - If Superman became an ***hole for one day
source: fark.com
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Article starts with pitbull (of course) killing its owner by biting his face and neck. Then it gets weird
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Foreigners protest immigrants
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Is it still a "warning shot" if it hits them in the leg? Asking for a friend
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Look, I hate the ankle-biters myself...but dude, not like that
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"How to check if the right people are voting"
source: kansascity.com
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump Voter Supression Commission meets with member who thinks they're FOS. "I'd be shocked if there were 5,000. None of this 3 to 5 million business. It doesn't work that way."' Ha ha, no, they met on days he couldn't attend
source: usatoday.com
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
So what's the alt-right outrage dispenser dishing out today
source: newyorker.com
 
(CNET)
 
 
 
PETA: "We are suing you because the photographed you claim is yours was actually taken by a monkey and the monkey owns the rights that picture and we're going to administer the rights for that monkey photographer." Sound legit
source: cnet.com
 


Mon September 11, 2017, 10:00 PM
(Bustle)
 
 
 
"Have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth, and over school dress codes allowing dress that conflicts with snowflake belief, and over lawsuits against such schools"
source: bustle.com
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt says linking the hurricanes to climate change is insensitive
source: nytimes.com
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How 9/11 changed "Lilo and Stitch"
source: youtube.com
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Well no shiat (possible Not safe for work content on page)
source: express.co.uk
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
We need Jim Cantore and others like him to stand outside in dangerous weather
source: slate.com
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Watchdog group sues Mnuchin for his ill-conceived eclipse trip
source: newsweek.com
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
If you want to be a 2020 democratic nominee, you better support single payer
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Daniel Dae Kim in talks to correct the Hellboy sequel's whitewashing
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
George Bernard Shaw had something of a crush on Stalin
source: nytimes.com
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May's former adjutant says the UK should pay the EU divorce bill (possible Not safe for work content on page)
source: express.co.uk
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
According to Silicon Valley startup, the future of milk is yellow pea-ness. Their milk replacement has "a surprisingly clean taste"
source: bloomberg.com
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Canonization is not terribly easy, but it's worse when you've got a gay 9/11 hero like Father Mychael Judge and a bunch of bigots outraged at the notion
source: slate.com
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Comcast sues Vermont insisting that having to expand broadband violates their First Amendment rights
source: techdirt.com
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bank has dad, mom, and the two kids arrested because dad was too brown to deposit a check that large
source: rawstory.com
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Concussion diagnosis? There's an app for that
source: newsweek.com
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers wanted Alfalfa Kushner to step down due to his myriad shady Russia dealings
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Maru the cat seeks the spotlight once again, discovers glass fishbowl
source: youtube.com
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Patty Jenkins confirmed to direct the Wonder Woman sequel
 
(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
Not news: Jesus arrested for DUI. Fark: Baseball Manager. Ultra Fark: Blew a 0.0
source: kezi.com
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge - three things that begins with the letters 'J', 'B' and 'Q'
source: fark.com
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Armed robbers seek refuge in police station
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jeff Session's pick to head of Civil Rights division not civil towards rights
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Doctors ignored my symptoms and I went through menopause at 25"
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican leaders introduce one-step plan to balloon the deficit, stiggit to the poor, and make more people hate the IRS than ever before
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NBA floats proposal to forever end hallowed ritual of late-season draft-lottery tanking that makes April games so fantastic
source: usatoday.com
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Turns out, 2017 is the worst fall television season in years
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hey Saudi Arabia, it's Qatar. Haven't talked to you in a while. How have you been?
source: abcnews.go.com
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Phoenix-based homebuilder buys airtime during Monday Night Football to make a statement against players kneeling, even though Colin Kaepernick isn't playing
source: abc15.com
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Derek Harvey, recently ousted by Trump at the NSC, is now joining the House Intelligence Committee and will look into Russiagate
source: theatlantic.com
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] This may come as a surprise, but Trump has yet to offer his condolences to Mexico following Hurricane Katia and their massive earthquake
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Left: Florida was spared massive storm surges through sheer luck. Your uncle on Facebook: climate change is a Librul conspiracy
source: nytimes.com
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
It's a damned shame white people don't get more credit for ending slavery
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] The Chainsmokers made a racist joke and want people to think it's no big deal
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(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
Attention amateur cooks - World Championship Squirrel Cook Off to be held on Sept. 16
source: joplinglobe.com
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police suspect foul play
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And for an interesting Sunday baseball/football sports oddity - The NY Yankees outscored the NY Jets and NY Giants ... combined
source: mlb.com
 


Mon September 11, 2017, 09:00 PM
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Well, the important thing is he found a way to feel superior
source: thestar.com
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Chicago Water Department is full of idiotic racists who put their hate in emails
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
How dare you sue macaque
source: thestar.com
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"This is law and order in action ... Thank you for your support." Hot diggity dog
source: latimes.com
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Want to sue Equifax, but don't want to hire a lawyer? Chatbot to the rescue. It even includes where to send the summons
source: theverge.com
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos says Hurricane Irma destroyed his home
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Two brave, intelligent senators want to block the transgender military ban in Congress even though it will be an uphill battle
source: vox.com
 
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
If you want to warn people about deadly virus-carrying ticks, it's probably not best to bring a live one to a press conference
source: mainichi.jp
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That's SENATOR Mittens to you
source: utahpolicy.com
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
If you lost a tennis shoe with your foot still inside it, some hikers in Missouri found it
source: fox2now.com
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lawsuits pile up after Equifax data breach. How high? Thirty so far, and they're still pouring in. Sock down 20.7% since Sept. 7 when breach disclosed, $3.5 billion in market value. Grumpy Cat licks his chops, smiles for first time
source: reuters.com
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
[Main] After the train passes, the crossing arm fails to rise to its upright position. The best thing to do is: A) drive around it, B) find another railroad crossing, or C) remove the bolts and toss it into a ditch
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The dangerous uncertainties of working during a hurricane
source: theatlantic.com
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
[Politics] E.W. Jackson becomes the latest right wing nutjob to link hurricanes with LGBTQ politicians
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Geek] Why you won't buy Apple's new $1000 phone
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVoss: Lets fix a stupid Obama era rule that basically automatically convicted men accused of rape in college, and actually give them due process and rule of law. Libs: ZOMG DeVoss is promoting rape and is satan
source: townhall.com
 
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Having trouble deciding between white wine and beer? Belgian artisan winemaker solves the problem
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man taking alternative health supplements diagnosed with cyanide poisoning. "Despite the diagnosis, the man told his doctors he planned to keep on taking the supplements"
source: ctvnews.ca
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
It's all over folks. Someone get the lights and lock the door
source: liveleak.com
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Helen Mirren wants to do more fast and furious movies
source: digitalspy.com
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none. And the rest of the little piggies went "WEEEEE" as the semi they were riding in crashed and dumped them all along I-70
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Bruce Rauner, the Donald Trump of governors, is losing aides at a quicker pace than his idol, the president
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Boom Roasted
source: espnfc.us
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fox News wonders if activists will ever try to remove memorials to the September 11th attacks
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"The austerity programs in Europe's crisis-ridden countries have worked.Compared to the United States, the euro zone now feels like a haven of stability and predictability"
source: spiegel.de
 
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Company helps Japan fight rampant foot odor in the home by creating robot dog that faints if your feet smell bad
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Foul ball fouls balls
source: orioles.mlb.com
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
President Trump:"We will never forget the brave heroes who died on 9/11." Rudy Giuliani sure won't, but subby suspects Rick Perry can't even name the three branches of 9/11 first responders
source: politico.com
 
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Behold the Chinese town where crickets are worth more than gold. ***crickets***
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
So Al-Qaeda is back and more dangerous than ever
source: vox.com
 


Mon September 11, 2017, 08:00 PM
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Most terrorist groups have an 8 year lifespan. If they can hang on long enough, a few groups triumph, and at least two of their leaders have won Nobel Peace Prizes
source: newyorker.com
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The "fantasy" of a third-party Trump run
source: theatlantic.com
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of fantasy football owners suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened
source: espn.com
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bank of Canada's communication strategy called "epic fail" by Bay Street economist Banker Cat
source: bloomberg.com
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
If you had "drunken jealous rage" in the betting pool for the latest mass murder (subby did) collect at the window on the right
source: dallasnews.com
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you thought hackers getting your credit information was bad, just wait until they hack your love robot to kill me...uh...you, yeah you
source: nypost.com
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Rand Paul-backed anti-choice group thinks women who get abortions should receive jail time
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Christie now in talks to become a cable news contributor when he leaves office. His popularity numbers are at 15% which at CNN would make him a ratings superstar
source: money.cnn.com
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
[Main] Kid learns hard lesson. Never do the right thing. Just shut up, keep your head down, say nothing
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The best deleted scenes from season seven of Game of Thrones
source: digitalspy.com
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
He can make it on his own
source: wmur.com
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Geek] New study suggests that pharmaceutical companies price gouge
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Adding even more fuel to the Equifax fire. Their password reset system uses your social security number and birthday as validation
source: fastcompany.com
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dave Trott (R) becomes third Republican to slither out of Congress and pretend to spend more time with the family instead of facing a rough 2018 re-election campaign
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
U.S. investor optimism is now at a 17 year high. Apparently people have finally gotten over investing in Pets.com
source: gallup.com
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters, 87, is in failing health forgetful, afraid of falling, and isolated. Or as it's known by most people, being 87 years old
source: tmz.com
 
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
The responsibility of government is to ensure national security and the general welfare of the nation in the wake of a disaster, that responsibility also extends to preparing for natural disasters and taking steps to prevent man-made disasters
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who's Hillary blaming for her election loss today? *spins wheel* TIM KAINE??
source: twitter.com
 
(premier.org.uk)
 
 
 
Study: "scientists are more likely to be religious than atheist." Surely no one can argue with this scientific conclusion
source: premier.org.uk
 
(One News Now)
 
 
 
China bans children from churches. Richard Dawkins furiously takes notes
source: onenewsnow.com
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Main] Terrified tourists stuck on the Caribbean Island of St Thomas during Hurricane Irma were left 'stranded' when a Marriott rescue ship refused to allow non-hotel guests to board. They had 200 seats open
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Better than Obama did
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Looks like Popeye was cleaning his pipe in public again
source: pennlive.com
 


Mon September 11, 2017, 07:00 PM
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No Smurfs were injured in the making of this winelike substance
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
James Woods "NAMBLA"s Arnie Hammers new movie about a 24 year old guy and a 17 year old guy hooking up, not remembering that at 54 he tried to pick up a 16-year old Amber Tamblyn. Amber kindly reminded him
source: eonline.com
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] When President Trump identified the opioid crisis as "a serious problem the likes of which we have never had" he forgot to add "not that I'm going to do anything about it. I'm just saying"
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ariel Winter has some nice guns and you better believe people have a problem with them
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(The Liberal Advocate News)
 
 
 
In front of the camera, Trump talks America First. Out of the view of everyone, his Trump Organization awards multi-million dollar contract to Chinese govt. owned company
 
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Near Spokane, WA: Decline to sell marijuana to people who fail to provide proof of age? That's a kidnappin'
source: spokesman.com
 
(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
SO, NASA Got Sick of all that Conspiracy Thing and Released over 10,000 Photos from the Apollo Moon Mission
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Oh sweet Lawd RUBY CHOCOLATE...WANT WANT WANT
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Roger Stone thinks Trump is being drugged by John Kelly
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
This is your dog. This is your dog on drugs. Any questions?
source: metro.co.uk
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
FoxNews.com crashes, CNN calls off search for Flight 370 to cover story
source: foxnews.com
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good oral history of "Curb Your Enthusiasm." Tell your beloved aunt all about it
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Trailer for the next 'Entourage'
source: youtube.com
 


Mon September 11, 2017, 06:00 PM
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man demands criminal investigation into "pizza fraud" after receiving the wrong topping. Police are not amused
source: mirror.co.uk
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Land of the Free. Home of the Brave. Place of the people calling 911 on each other for calling 911 in panic
source: komonews.com
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House Asks Congress To permanently reauthorize Surveillance Law. Anyone else feel a cold shiver?
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dammit Dems. You never should have let Bernie run for President as a Democrat. Now EVERYBODY is starting to jump on the Socialized Medicine train and you're never going to win another election anywhere never ever again
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫ But if you got kitchens with pictures of chairman Mao / You ain't going to rent it to anyone anyhow ♫
source: mirror.co.uk
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yeah, well the jerk store called, they're running out of you
source: nypost.com
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Preparing for a disaster? Can't afford to buy enough bottled water for the CDC-recommended two week stockpile? Here is the secret to making small-batch, low-carbon-footprint, non-GMO, gluten-free, locally-sourced artisanal water in your own home
source: theatlantic.com
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hackers could ensure your sex doll chokes more than your chicken
source: foxnews.com
 
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Another controversial war monument being torn down. Difficulty: 9/11 monument
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Habeas corpus shmabeas corpus: the trial of the 9/11 conspirators is still likely years away
source: yahoo.com
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bad news for people with sex robot dolls, because hackers can access them, you now can get murdered by them
source: jezebel.com
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
23 Class-Action Lawsuits? Meet Equifax. Equifax? Meet 23 Class-Action Lawsuits
source: usatoday.com
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
China and Russia join unanimous UN vote for sanctions against North Korea
source: bbc.co.uk
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Very good take on what PewDiePie has just done to the Youtuber's world. Not safe for work language. Starts on PewDiePie at 08:24 mark
source: youtube.com
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip: It's never a good idea to wear a Nazi uniform. EVER
source: nypost.com
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Relax everyone, Ernest Hemingway's six-toed cats survived Hurricane Irma
source: pennlive.com
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Looks like he got some in his eye while he was doing it
source: pennlive.com
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
House Freedom Caucus chair signs on to anti-gerrymandering brief. Then courageously admits his mistake
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pete Seeger has been overcome
source: npr.org
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
An honest, heartfelt open letter to Jeff Bezos on why a great city has no chance of landing Amazon's new headquarters
source: stltoday.com
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
YouTubers worry that Pewdiepie's latest screw-up will affect their bottom line
source: kotaku.com
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Fox & Friends" host suggests in 100 years the "United 93" Memorial could be pulled down like a Confederate General. They'll have to fight the Amish before they impose Sharia Law on Pennsylvania
source: pennlive.com
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
[Politics] Pot meet kettle: The reason Republicans are having trouble governing is that their ideology rests on the premise that "government is the problem"
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
Boobies
 
Alexandra Daddario, Kate Upton intertwine over hot guy drano purple monkey in dishwater, Barney Fife
source: youtube.com
 
(The Root)
 
 
 
What's the easiest way to make a Trump supporter angry? A) Make fun of their MAGA hat B) Point out the flaws in their reasoning C) Show them a picture of a black person
source: theroot.com
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In 15 seconds, Miss Texas gives clear, concise answer to Charlottesville violence question, dooming her chances to become Miss America 2018
source: newsweek.com
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Black man kidnaps white child in broad daylight. Wait a second, this story is a feel good story about a professor taking care of a student's child because she can't find a babysitter. Sorry, had Breitbart brainfart
source: mashable.com
 


Mon September 11, 2017, 05:00 PM
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"The problem is not the Republican Party. The problem is that lots of people vote for the Republican Party"
source: motherjones.com
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Next Amazon device will order stuff you really need, no ifs, ands, or buts, young man
source: mashable.com
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
An insightful read on how Finland went about creating a permanent, long term storage facility for nuclear waste
source: theatlantic.com
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Five arrested after two girls found dead on farm. Harvest season for dead girls hasn't even started yet
source: nypost.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage says that the EU isn't working, proposes some sort of union of European nation-states
source: twitter.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Disease carrying puppies infect 39 people. Puppy terrorists are the latest thing with the development of Alcute-ah. Whatever you do, do not hug a puppy
source: cnn.com
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subby managed to live a long and not-very-healthy life by at least not stumbling around next to cliffs. And, whatever you do, don't walk next to a cliff with the mean girls in school who lack impulse control. Just sayin', nothing to do with this
source: nypost.com
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence wears a see through..... And that is how you avoid nuclear war
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
When pigs fly - truck spill on Colorado's I-70 (with spiffy pictures of soon-to-be Bacon)
source: denverpost.com
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kid Rock is starting to regret his life choices
source: latimes.com
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A lot of bad things happened during Irma but at least all of Hemingway's 900 cats survived
source: nypost.com
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Man sues because of offensive Nazi dog video. Stars Adog Bitler and Hindlick Himmler (possible Not safe for work content on page)
source: express.co.uk
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Irma's still blowin' stuff down, Trump tweeted a 9/11 tribute entirely about himself, and Mueller's still digging. Here's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread. show starts at 8pm EDT
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Public Service Announcement: you can thank me later as you see fit
source: abc.net.au
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman found frozen in hotel's walk-in freezer. No cute songs or happy ending included
source: foxnews.com
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Nintendo urges shoppers not to overpay for SNES Classic. Shoppers urge Nintendo to just accept their damn money already
source: gizmodo.com
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Hillary sets it up, claims she was intimidated. Kellyanne Conway with an easy spike
source: foxbusiness.com
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
54 year old man gets stood up by 15 year old boy for sexy time. Naturally he contacts the police and tells them he was scammed
source: ksl.com
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Okay, Everyone. Please DO NOT go see Stephen King's new "IT" movie this weekend when it opens. If you have to see it, wait till after opening weekend so he has a lousy showing this week. Trump stands up for us, so we should stand up for him"
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
[Main] Ken Ham comes up with a new weapon to slay gay marriage, the mighty ... hyphen
source: patheos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England facing severe shortage of Psychiatrists; that's crazy talk
source: bbc.com
 
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
[Main] For the first time ever, four ugly-ass male LiLigers were born in one litter. D'awww
source: okcfox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A lot of pussy on the catwalk
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
We civilized the F#$K out of them (possible Not safe for work content on page)
source: express.co.uk
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Actual headline: You know who else was always impressing journalists with his newfound maturity and pragmatism?
source: slate.com
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Close friend of Donald Trump claims he is being drugged by White House staff. Well, yes, it's an Alex Jones conspiracy, but wouldn't it explain a lot?
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Police caught on camera seizing hot dog vendor's cash before writing citation. Bystander filming: "That ain't right." Rick Romero inconsolable that he didn't get the story first
source: latimes.com
 


Mon September 11, 2017, 04:00 PM
(Quartz)
 
 
 
[Main] New study from the Romero Institute for Stating the Obvious shows that planes don't fly in areas where hurricanes are occurring
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
[Main] That's no way to treat the Destroyer of Worlds
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Broads need to prove they can still take care ofkiddies AND hubby if they want GOP endorsement
source: rawstory.com
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sole female candidate seeking the endorsement of Ohio's Republlican Central Committee in her run for a statehouse seat, gets a little pissed when she's the only one asked how she intends to balance her lawmaking duties with raising her family
source: rawstory.com
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
J.J. Watt's great grandmother rocks his #99 jersey that should read G.G. Watt
source: chron.com
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
National embarrassment John Kelly rips lawmaker for calling him 'disgrace'
source: thehill.com
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Former Trump fellator Steve Bannon double downs on the stupid, says President Trump is smarter than ex-secretary of state Hillary Clinton
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Mayor and mower and beer, oh my
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Who will Brock randomly F5 to show his might against Braun? Who gets more cheers Roman or Cena? Will we get a random women's tag match before the Fatal 4-way? Will the show start with a tribute to the Big Bossman and Akeem? Raw 8pm EDT
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
ESPN's Beth Mowins will be the first woman to call an NFL game in 30 years. She'll be partnered with Rex Ryan, who will be staring at her feet the entire game
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Miss Illinois moonlights as an Indianapolis Colts cheerleader #BurnTheWitch
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
[Politics] Alex Jones on Trump: "I've talked to people, and they believe that they are putting a slow sedative that they're building up that's also addictive and that the president by 6 or 7 at night is basically slurring his words and is drugged"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' parallel investigation, to Congressional investigation he recused himself from and is trying to derail, may end up proving Trump guilty before the primary investigation has a chance to finish
source: reuters.com
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Botoxed my balls and now they are like a couple of smooth, round river rocks swaying in a silk handkerchief
source: tonic.vice.com
 
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
In Pennsylvania, it is now legal to go through a red light
source: fox43.com
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Main] Olympic ticket sales drop as Korea adds nuclear football to event list
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
[Politics] New study shows that Fox News when compared to other news networks disproportionately influences their viewers shifting their votes to the Republican column
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
[Main] As if we don't have enough natural disasters, the sun is also trying to kill us
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Who shot J.R. and 7 other people in Dallas?
source: msn.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Surprise Surprise Surprise Trump Jr lied in his testimony to Congress last week
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Univision)
 
 
 
Hitler says he will never apologize to Jews. I'm sorry. Arpaio says he will never apologize to Latinos
source: univision.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump's 9/11 tweet is a 44-second tribute video entirely comprised of shots of himself
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
"It was a big nothing," McMullin said. Just like the whole article
source: ocregister.com
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump commemorates 9/11 at Pentagon ceremony, vows to destroy "evil" because Jesus couldn't do it
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
[Politics] State attorneys general sign up against independent commission to set political boundaries because voters cannot be trusted. Gerrymandering forever
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
We've officially arrived at Pumpkinshiat Crazy: today I saw Pumpkin Spice Kleenex for sale at my local supermarket. Photoshop other examples of unnecessary Pumpkin Spicing. LGT related article
source: wtop.com
 


Mon September 11, 2017, 03:00 PM
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Irma looters arrested, despite their not existing
source: nbcmiami.com
 
(The Monitor)
 
 
 
Trump: "For all of those (DACA) that are concerned about your status during the 6 month period, you have nothing to worry about - No action" CBP: "Yeah, about that"
source: themonitor.com
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
[Business] VW plans to electrify entire 300-car lineup by 2030, as soon as they can find some way to cheat on the tests
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 6 Albany)
 
 
 
Donald Trump makes surprise visit to Arkansas
source: cbs6albany.com
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
[Main] High school teacher gives students "drug and sex" quiz to score their decency. Hilarity ensues
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] China asks the U.S. to stop texting them its junk. Wait, no, SENDING them its junk
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
[Main] "My name... José Hurricane, I'm getting weaker
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic creature
source: i.imgur.com
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Denouncing terrorism will cost you the Miss America crown. Since she denounced White Supremacist the Right Wing will have no problem withthis
source: rawstory.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"US Navy ships in deadly collisions had dismal training records", Obvious tag crashes into the Followup tag, Scary called to respond
source: cnn.com
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
[Main] A comparison of hurricane sizes over the years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump has a plan for 3% economic growth. For the 1%
source: theguardian.com
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
[Main] Equifax can't do a farking thing correct
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop this fire-breather
source: i.imgur.com
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Apparently it's not wise for hipsters to get in the way of real NYC pizza eating types at a foodie festival
source: gothamist.com
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Main] Judge put a halt on Amazon mining, Amazon Prime still going strong
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tinypic)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop Challenge: Who should be on a box of Wheaties
source: i39.tinypic.com
 
(The Comeback)
 
 
 
Welcome back to, "Are You F*cking Kidding Me?" In today's episode, Texas A&M football coach Kevin Sumlin is getting criticism after he criticized a racist, threatening letter he recieved
source: thecomeback.com
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Indigenous tribe cut up into a brazilian pieces
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming| Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running| Didn't make sense not to live for fun| Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb| So much to do, so much to see| don't forget 9/11
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The Fark Politics tab explained by way of John Wick's dog
source: cracked.com
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Flavor Flav files a law lawsuit over unpaid royal royalties from Pub Public D
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Politics] Venezuela: UN is lying, those protesters died of freedom overdose, all is well
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
If you're going to charge people $75 each for a pizza festival, it would really help if you served them more than one slice. "It was like the people from Fyre Festival decided to throw a pizza party,"
source: gothamist.com
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Politics] French president suggests the country's workers are lazy. Outraged, the workers promise to take their protests to the streets once they've finished their hour-long smoking break
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hemingway's cats survived Irma. Hope that Trump doesn't plan visit to grab them
source: nytimes.com
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Politics] Now that's how you think outside the box
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Conservative pundit jokes about damage caused by Hurricane Irma Fark: pundit's home later destroyed by Hurricane Irma
source: joemygod.com
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions wants NSC staff to undergo polygraph test to find leakers, person who keeps sending him silicone elf ears through office mail
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Geek] Other than your mom, what can go from zero to OH MY GOD to zero again in under 42 seconds?
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Anti-Media)
 
 
 
Today Hillary blames *spins the wheel* her loss on: Comey, Russia, Wikileaks, Facebook, fake news, voter ID laws, sexism, misogyny, hurricane Irma, your mom, Bill Cosby, Tom Brady, your dog, chemtrails, the TSA and Drew
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court tackles the biggest problem of our time which clearly is stopping a) gerrymandering, b) debt ceiling crises, c) Muslims from entering the country
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Experts warn of death by robotic snoo snoo
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(FB Photos)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop whatever the heck is going on here
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Welp, time to Trott on home and think about what a huge failure the GOP has become
source: politico.com
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bob Corker still unsure how much longer he wants to tie his horse to the train wreck that is Trump's GOP
source: politico.com
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Every time someone declines to comment on whether Donnie's men violated the law: Take one drink
source: reuters.com
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP: "Brace yourselves, Midterms are coming"
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
[Geek] San Francisco's Strange Wind baffles boffins, many of whom died to get us this information
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Spicer wins an Emmy
source: thehill.com
 
(AZ Capitol Times)
 
 
 
ALEC and Citizens United combine to intimidate politicians as they seek to question alleged corruption
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And a fourth GOP congressman has hit the retirement tower
source: thehill.com
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
List of cults that are scarier than American Horror Story's cult. Surprisingly neither Twilighters nor Beleibers made the list
source: io9.gizmodo.com
 
(The Tab)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Jaden Smith went to an Introduction to Solid State Chemistry class at MIT and nobody knows why
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Mon September 11, 2017, 02:00 PM
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If there were one time where Itchy & Scratchy slapstick should come to life, this would be it
 
(Twitter)
 
Video
 
[Main] That's one sly pooch
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
♪♪ Where the streets have herpes...♪♪
source: mercurynews.com
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor to Sky Harbor; Lawsuit alleges diverted 1999 AmericaWest flight after suspicious behavior by 2 Saudi Intelligence Agents from PHX to D.C. was 1st "dry run" for 9/11
source: nypost.com
 
(Indy100)
 
 
 
[Main] Fox News accidentally interviews well-informed member of the public
source: indy100.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In a victory for Trump, the SCOTUS temporarily restores his ban on people escaping war, death, famine, genocide, etc
source: bloomberg.com
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a broad spectrum antibiotic
source: foxnews.com
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop this happy doggo
source: i.imgur.com
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Japanese officials brought a live tick to a tick-borne disease press conference photo op, but it escaped
source: boingboing.net
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
And now, No.1, The Larch
source: bbc.co.uk
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Woman sues loan company for false advertising when A) she doesn't get the loan amount they promised, B) she doesn't get the interest rate they promised, or C) she doesn't get the orgasm they promised
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Method actor practices for the Goodfellas role of Frankie Carbone
source: foxnews.com
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida State opens parking deck so people can park their cars under shelter during Irma. Local car dealer immediately takes inventory and fills up deck. Naturally people aren't happy about this
source: usatoday.com
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
British UKIP party leader Nigel Farage fraternizes with Germany's far-right party AfD. Coming up next (hopefully): Nigel Farage thrown into Tower of London for collaborating with German Nazis
source: thelocal.de
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
It turns out that nothingburgers have a lot more calories than previously thought
source: slate.com
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Business] Millennials face life after college, experience 'quarter-life crisis.' Corvette sales expected to rise
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Team Trump already coming through with the help they promised to Texas and Florida -- by canceling new building requirements that would have strengthened buildings in flood zones
source: cnbc.com
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
[Politics] State leaders from around the nation will gather in Arizona this week to plan what would be the first Article V convention in American history. Brought to you by ALEC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon calls Trump firing Comey "biggest mistake in modern political history". Subby disagrees: Electing Trump as President of the United States of America was the biggest mistake in modern political history
source: politico.com
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump takes time on 9/11 to reflect on how the US came together as one nation in the weeks and months following the tragedy. Just kidding, he's launching bid to lift restrictions on 'Muslim ban'
 
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Mother stabs baby, claims it is the devil's child, has his father's eyes
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Seven Days of Heroin in Cincinnati
source: cincinnati.com
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House:"Here is a video from Miami International Airport." Miami International Airport:"No it isn't"
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
New rules: No slouching, rolling eyes, answering in a silly voice, using slang, smirking/smiling/screwing face up/raising eyebrows/looking at others when being reprimanded, and no looking out the window. Enjoy class, kids
source: metro.co.uk
 
(WSOCTV)
 
Video
 
So, why DID the ocean disappear near the Bahamas? Art Bell unavailable for comment
source: wsoctv.com
 
(White House)
 
 
 
WH pushes for background checks for voting. Surely Republicans, who have problems with background checks to engage in other rights, will have a problem with this
source: whitehouse.gov
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
FTFA: "I have no doubt that had she declared that President Trump was guilty as sin and deserved to rot in jail - she would be wearing the (Miss America) crown today
source: foxnews.com
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Conservative photographer uses the Reddit method to show CBS covered up the natural, transcendent beauty of enchantress Steven Bannon
source: avclub.com
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Texas man uses inflatable dam to protect home from flooding. It actually works
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
While power and water are still out in some areas of Florida, police shooting African-Americans is still working just fine
source: foxnews.com
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A second Confederate artillery shell has hit the tower
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Fire ants could be used to help Kim Kardashian
source: nydailynews.com
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NFL apologizes for a tweet making fun of the earthquake in Mexico. Apparently the league needs to start testing for signs of concussion in the front office
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
British music festival "Bestival" turns into Deathstival
source: jezebel.com
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'I'm risking my life telling you all this': Alex Jones has a bizarre theory about Trump's mental decline
source: rawstory.com
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Miss Texas
source: jezebel.com
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ET phones home
source: bbc.com
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
"The Colts' highlights have a TV-MA rating, for gratuitous violence and graphic nudity after the Rams undressed Tolzien multiple times before he got benched"
 


Mon September 11, 2017, 01:00 PM
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' attempt to cover Trump's claim of wiretapping has accidentally found that Trump associates violated the Logan Act of 1799
source: rawstory.com
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
On this 9/11, never forget what tone-deaf douchebags the hosts of Fox News can be
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Dear NFL: I was already tired of paying $9 for a beer and $250 a ticket. Now that I also have to argue about racism and the National Anthem, I think I'm gonna waste my money elsewhere
source: townhall.com
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
William Gardener, NH SoS: "Literacy tests and poll taxes increase the number of people who vote"
source: nytimes.com
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
[Main] Peppermint Patty, a hard hitter, a gender bender, a lover, a fighter, a girl before her time, and inadvertent inspiration for the Politics tab
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Equifax really wants you to sign up for their ID protection service, and recent events show just how vulnerable your data is
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
BestBuy quarantines Kaspersky
source: thehill.com
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump election commission head: You know what would really increase voter turnout? Poll taxes and literacy tests
source: rawstory.com
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Third swing-district GOP congressman in a week announces retirement for reasons that likely include "the Murtaugh defense"
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Naked woman walks through a park in Bologna to prove she would be left alone, naturally she is hounded by a group of creepy men. Of course you clicked the link by word three (possible Not safe for work content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
If only they had a hero who controlled storms
source: comicbook.com
 
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
A marathon masteurbator is not necessarily what you think
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
I was in Portland....I was walking along when suddenly these jocks in this bright blue pickup drove up. It had KC lights, tractor tires, everything but the CB
source: oregonlive.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Senator Corey Booker co-sponsoring Bernie Sanders' 'Medicare for all' bill. When asked about it sanders immediately answers - "But his Wall Street connections"
source: njtvonline.org
 
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop this very dull meeting
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Politics] Mike Pence recalls the longest 12 minutes of his life. Karen Pence blushes
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
I'm not fat I'm just allergic to exercise
source: popsci.com
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Anti "White Privilege" group led by White Millenial chick holds march in place of pro-Trump rally cancelled by city over violence fears...or something; "The Nazis aren't 'back', because they never left"
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Why just Australians? They should export their bouncy meat
source: bbc.co.uk
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hackers could program sex robots to kill. But that will cost extra
source: nypost.com
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Photoshop this intense art
 
(Some Strings)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop this enthusiastic quartet
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hundreds of children's bodies nave been discovered in a mass grave at a former orphanage run by nuns
source: metro.co.uk
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Michigan Republican Rep. Dave Trott announced Monday that he will not seek reelection, citing a desire to "spend more time with his familly" Unclear if the rent boy from the Satanic goat-fondling cult that he was dating has a book deal yet
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Will Hucky Boo Boo wish 9/11 a happy birthday? How will questions about Russia and China be dodged? What will be the shouted post-smokebomb question? This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (2:30 PM EDT *snerk*)
source: c-span.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Baffler)
 
 
 
Dear Alt-right, You're not "rebels" for fighting to keep the status-quo, you're just idiots
source: thebaffler.com
 
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The best space movies of all time? I think not with "Guardians of the Galaxy" in the list
source: theringer.com
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Old man yells at clouds
source: cbc.ca
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Miss North Dakota: There is evidence that climate change is existing so whether you believe it or not -- Miss America? NORTH DAKOTA
source: newsbusters.org
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
To stay classy on 9/11, Fox & Friends ask how long it will be until liberals try to remove the United Flight 93 memorial
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
[Geek] Power posing as effective as Rex Kwon Do. In related news, the placebo effect is an effect
source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Sports] Knicks fans need to organize a GoFundMe asap
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
American Derper asks if CBS photoshopped Steve Bannon to make him appear like a bleary-eyed drunk. Have they never actually seen a picture of Steve Bannon?
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mikheil Saakashvili invades Ukraine
source: bbc.com
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Usher gave me herpes
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon September 11, 2017, 12:00 PM
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] You've got your hands on a 2016 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat and you've been given permission to test-drive it on the local airport's runway. Now, before you go, remember the most important thing -- don't be a dumbass. Oops, too late
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It's the most Australian photo ever
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts of America prepare for lawsuit after one scout couldn't take the heat
source: foxnews.com
 
(Adventures in Poor Taste)
 
 
 
The big differences between the IT movie and IT novel (besides that one really gross scene with the kids in the sewer)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Ric Romero school of geography notes that the state that sticks out like a sore thumb gets hit with the most hurricanes
source: cnn.com
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
[Geek] The dystopian Citadel of Ricks seems a lot more interesting after last night's Rick and Morty episode, especially with return of one particular Morty. No, not Cowboy Morty (Warning: SPOILERS)
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kristen Bell sings songs from Frozen to people sheltering in middle school from Hurricane Irma, overtakes Jennifer Lawrence as hottest down to earth actress
source: io9.gizmodo.com
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In his head, a Houston man's plan to kill his ex-wife using Harvey as a cover must have seemed like the perfect crime. In reality? Yeah, not so much
source: yahoo.com
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop Theme: A bean, a gene, and a teen
source: fark.com
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The state of Maryland would like to sell you a $7,800 bottle of tequila
source: wtop.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Geek] Production on Sony's 'Venom' movie delayed, hopefully giving the studio enough time to reconsider making it
source: omegaunderground.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
[Main] Cops pull man from burning home and solve murder at the same time
source: statter911.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Apparently, Jennifer Lawrence can be as crazy as those who claim natural disasters are God's punishment for homosexual behavior
source: sfgate.com
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Geek] Rian Johnson decides to preemptively fire himself from Star Wars Episode IX
source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Drive)
 
 
 
[Main] Uh-oh, looks like Hurricane Harvey washed out all the mind-control chemicals in Texas. Better send the industrial-sized chemtrail planes
source: thedrive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Robert Ritchie, a Detroit native born with the curse of southern pride, strengthens his political platform with the following statement "P.P.P.P.P.S. I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE"
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri: As a reward for buying a more fuel efficient vehicle, here's a higher vehicle registration fee to go along with it
source: stltoday.com
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop this Pepsi lover
source: i.imgur.com
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Why Republicans can't govern. Not mentioned: Their history of no interest in governing
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Pope hopes dope will go nope
source: aol.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton believes that were it not for James Comey, Russia, Wikileaks, Facebook, fake news, voter ID laws, or America's "endemic" sexism and misogyny, she would currently be president of the United States
 
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
[Discussion] How will John Cena savage Roman Reigns this week? Who will Brock Lesnar ragdoll in an attempt to one-up Braun Strowman's showing last week? Now that she's in the Fatal 4way, what's next for the Women's Emmalution? WWE Raw tonight at 8 ET on USA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Senator Bob Corker last seen wandering around the RMS Trumptanic, looking for a life vest
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
Sessions mulls the idea of using lie detectors to root out leaks, assuming they can find any durable enough to be brought near the Oval Office without bursting into flames
source: axios.com
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spirit of Robert E Lee begins to rise in the south
source: foxnews.com
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marijuana users are more likely to smoke it all the time versus adults who prefer alcohol and drink occasionally
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On this day of remembrance, we remember that Vice President Dick Cheney ordered United Airlines Flight 93 to be shot down
source: usatoday.com
 
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Douche may be charged for being a douche
source: cp24.com
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
President Trump picks the perfect time to end Obama-era plan to fortify homes in flood zones
source: nydailynews.com
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Congressman has an answer for the U.S. Navy's collision problems... More ships and more money
source: al.com
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's five lions, get in the house
source: nydailynews.com
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Deep thoughts with Fox & Friends on 9/11: Will liberals eventually try to remove Flight 93 Memorials?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland police getting rid of their gang member database because 81% of the people on it are ethnic or racial minorities
source: oregonlive.com
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Even after being faced with a hurricane and forced to evacuate, some people just can't let it go
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Want to get married or renew your vows on Friday the 13th? Six Flags in St Louis has a deal for you. Must like zombies and not be allergic to latex
source: fox6now.com
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Brazilian gold miners encounter uncontacted Amazon tribe, give them the traditional first-world greeting of slaughtering them all
source: nytimes.com
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
After suffering through hurricane rains and storm surge, Flagler County goes dry
source: wftv.com
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pope Francis urges Trump to rethink ending the Daca program, as the Church doesn't want competition in screwing kids
source: theguardian.com
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A woman will call the play by play in the Broncos/Chargers game
source: latimes.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? The Impossible Burger is being touted as the first plant-based "burger" that accurately emulates the flavors, textures, and aromas of real grilled hamburger meat
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google is appealing, just not to FARK
source: bbc.com
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
[Main] Houston Fark Party - 90 day performance review
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Throw another roo on the barbie
source: bbc.com
 
(Some Dum Guy)
 
 
 
Puddle of Mudd? More like Puddle of Ddum
source: metalsludge.tv
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The White House counsel has lawyered up, has one less fool for a client
source: msnbc.com
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon calls firing COmey "the greatest mistake in modern poltical history" adding "There's nothing to the Russia investigation. It's a waste of time. Это полный и полный фарс. Русский сговор - это фарс "
source: politico.com
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
President Trump aims for a reset after his botched Charlottesville response to discuss race one-on-one with African American senator
source: axios.com
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Repealing DACA isn't pro-life, claims actual pro-life person
source: msn.com
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Business] $1.3 million NYC taxi medallions might not have been the best leveraged investments for taxicab drivers
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
[Main] Seriously, who throws a yoga mat at the White House?
source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon September 11, 2017, 11:00 AM
(Independent)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi pedophile Milo Yiannopoulos joked about Hurricane Irma destroying other people's property, so Hurricane Irma destroyed neo-Nazi pedophile Milo Yiannopoulos' house
 
(Recordnet)
 
 
 
10-year-old motorcycle racer dies when struck by bike travelling 50mph and thrown 45ft. Scrutiny and fines leveled against: a) Parents, for child endangerment b) organizers, for letting 10-year-olds race, or c) the volunteer ambulance service
source: recordnet.com
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] On September 9th and 10th, 2001, George Carlin recorded two live shows for an HBO special to be called "I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die," including a joke about Osama bin Laden and exploding airplanes
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man shocked to learn that police can steal your money and hot dogs are serious business
source: ktla.com
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Well, they *did* warn people that bullets could come flying during Hurricane Irma
source: local10.com
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Main] California prohibits pot deliveries by drone, meaning you'll have to get your newly legal pot the old-fashioned way: from a smelly hippy named Toby
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
California harshes buzz of drone delivery of weed
source: arstechnica.com
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Row developing over AI that can detect gay faces. Republicans reportedly looking very nervous
source: bbc.com
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
[Sports] Not news: A fight in the stands during the Redskins-Eagles game. Fark: Redskins fans were beating up other Redskins fans
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Notre Dame's president tells Dem Senators that he thinks it is wildly unfair and bigoted of them to question whether Trump's nominee for the 7th circuit would put her Catholic beliefs ahead of the law in deciding cases just because she said she would
source: politico.com
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Seven people arrested at Portland rally expected in court Monday, though article fails to explain why there is a rally being held in court
source: katu.com
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"... officers can look through someone's wallet and confiscate money if there is an arrest or citation". It's good to be the Cop
source: ktla.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your opinion is probably bullshiat if even the Pope calls it dumb. Just sayin
source: afp.com
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] The Indians beat a warpath to the top spot while Los Angeles dodges it and drops to number 4. It's your week 23 MLB power rankings
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's 911 again, so time to remember again the horror. Our President would like to extend wishes to all, even the haters and the losers
 
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Remembering that time Jackie Chan signed up for a movie about a window cleaner who foils a terrorist attack on the World Trade Center - all before 9/11 happened
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL: There is likely no greater issue in the court system than the one related to suspending Ezekiel Elliott, and thus everything should be done to get this case concluded ASAP
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Either someone ate too much currywurst and sauerkraut, or a tear gas bomb just went off at Frankfurt airport
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dumbass tourist 1; Darwin 0 (possible Not safe for work content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do you like speed math? Here's how to multiply two partially complementary numbers in one second ... without a calculator
source: youtube.com
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
[Main] Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-09-03 to Sat 2017-09-09
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
[Sports] There once was a 5'10" kid from Milan, Italy who refused to quit
source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The Colts are so bad, they got beat by two teams in one day
source: indystar.com
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Geek] What do you call a group of sex robots? A murder
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon says NO ONE can stop Trump from tweeting...NO ONE
source: thehill.com
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. baby boomers now have the first real reason to visit Canada since the Vietnam War
source: bloomberg.com
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Better than any documentary. The recording of New York's legendary news station 1010 WINS starting at 8:00 A.M. September 11, 2001
source: vimeo.com
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
9/11 retro reading: We're the only plane in the sky
source: politico.com
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The legendary Bob Dylan has... not died, but his documentarian Murray Lerner has, at age 90
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Republicans still act like they're the opposition party. Probably because they think the (((globalists))) are in charge or something
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
AI researchers claim to have created actual gaydar. Some people have a problem with this
source: bbc.com
 
(National Monitor)
 
 
 
Does Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg have a secret plan to capture the White House in 2020? I think I'll unfriend hm now
source: natmonitor.com
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Number of people killed in the Civil War: 1,264,000. And 1
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bannon says the catholic church needs illegal immigrants to fill the churches. Misses the point that many immigrants would be conservatives if the Republicans let them
source: edition.cnn.com
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
According to Trump, thank God for Irma. Otherwise the Coast Guard would still be in terrible shape, brand-wise. Saving lives is all about massaging your brand. Makes you look good, not like the moron you usually appear to be
source: salon.com
 


Mon September 11, 2017, 10:00 AM
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Please join us in a moment of silence to honor the fallen of 9/11." Trump: "A what now?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Pope on a rope states the obvious: Trump is not pro-life
source: msn.com
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Barbuda officials say Irma turned their island into just a pile of debris. Residents of Haiti: "It's not so bad once you get used to it"
source: latimes.com
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon predicts that Trump will be re-elected in a landslide. Obvious tag subbing for scary tag
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
If you're looking to become a Hollywood screenwriter, it's good practice to not tweet out your story ideas for the whole world to see
source: engadget.com
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do you have coulrophobia?
source: stuff.co.nz
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
102 year-old man avoids jail time for sex abuse that happened in the 70's. Victim went to police after seeing story in the paper about his birthday party when he turned 100
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
[Business] Comcast sues for the right to provide crappy internet service as a monopoly
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
[Main] 1/3 of parasites could go extinct from climate change. The rest will continue to claim that there's no proof and science is bad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's good that Mittens Romney is planning to run for the Senate if Orin Hatch retires, weird underwear types are underrepresented there
source: utahpolicy.com
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Mother accused of making her children swallow a battery and a coin will be charged after prosecutors hope for change
source: stuff.co.nz
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Kristen Bell cheers up kids in an Irma shelter with Frozen songs. How about Riders on the Storm by the Doors? Or Hurricane by Bob Dylan?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] In an effort to enhance airline travel, airlines introduce subtle fragrances such as "Black Orchid" and "White Tea and Fig" into cabin air. Strangely missing are "Sweaty Sock" and "Unwashed Masses"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Main] Missing woman found in hotel freezer. Police charged $13 just for picking her up and putting her back
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Pope says rescinding DACA is not pro-life. Thanks for the monkey wrench Pope
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The latest MLB power rankings see the Indians jump to the top spot while the Dodgers drop to the fourth spot. The Astros, Nationals and Diamondbacks are the other top five teams
source: espn.com
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ex-McDonald's employees claim there is a trick that workers use to 'make sure you get fewer fries' (possible Not safe for work content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Since Donald Trump is trying to act Presidential today, this would be a good time to remind you of all his tasteless comments over the years regarding 9/11
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Remember when the Trump Organization promised not to do business with foreign companies while Trump was President? Damn, they were hoping you'd forgotten that as they hire a Chinese state-owned construction company to do work on their Dubai golf club
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