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Tue April 21, 2015, 11:00 PM
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Future First Lady Mrs. Rand Paul got a new hotness make over
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
50-year-old ice skater outed by psychic
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(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] American politics to continue to be a grotesque plutocratic spectacle. ARE YOU EXCITED OR WHAT?
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(31)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Politics] Judge rules that racists have a constitutional right to place racist advertisements on other people's property
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(112)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Awww. New Zealand wants to be at the big boys table. How cute (0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Baltimore police deny using excessive force. Claim suspect was already paralyzed before leading them on foot chase (0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Inside the Reverse Manhattan Project
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
No fracking shiat (0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's has apparently solved the recent salmonella, listeria and E. coli problems. Plastic shards in food? Not so much
source: latimes.com
(0)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Apparently making a baby is easier than setting up secure wifi
source: theblaze.com
(0)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Stadium roars after Pirates ball girl flashes some leather
source: m.mlb.com
(0)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Citizen with concealed carry permit prevents mass shooting. Maybe an armed society is a polite spciety after all (0)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean posts 1Q earnings. Shareholders flock to the lifeboats
source: marketwatch.com
(0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Some in congress would like to hand ATC over to private industry, because apparently being risk averse is a poor quality when dealing with fast moving objects filled with people
source: npr.org
(0)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
US Trademark Office rules Left Shark belongs to us all
source: billboard.com
(0)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Play with a live p**** via webcam
source: sltrib.com
(0)
 
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Since Social Security is off limits, House GOP sets its sights on privatizing military retirement instead. After all, the financial crisis of 2008 wouldn't have affected any combat veterans (0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
[Main] Jury convicts Oregon farmer of improving her animal feed with homemade Soylent Green
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(31)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Ballghazi 2.0
source: google.com
(0)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
The only person that's really consistently said no is Prince... and I haven't really approached him in a couple of decades so maybe he's acquired a sense of humor by now
source: today.com
(0)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Some comic book nerd claims every Marvel Phase Two movie features someone's hand getting cut off as tribute to Empire Strikes Back. Bonus: President of Marvel Studios
source: cinemablend.com
(0)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, Bill Nye, how are you helping the climate this Earth Day? Oh, dear
source: twitter.com
(1)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Denver PD release official statement on 4/20 festivities
source: twitter.com
(0)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
"Juvenile detention centers just make everything worse; kids shouldn't be in prison." Yes; because it's THE SYSTEM that causes criminals to re-offend. God forbid we expect personal responsibility
source: psmag.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It means the Supreme Court is about to rule on Gay Marriage. Man
source: edition.cnn.com
(0)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL let's people plan their Thursday evening free time months in advance
source: nfl.com
(0)
 
(Playboy)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Playboy sends a correspondent to a My Little Pony convention, comes away pretty impressed. No word yet on when the one-off 'Letters to Celestia' issue comes out
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(22)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's dog Tinkerbell dies. She had a very rich life
source: usmagazine.com
(0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Remember the guy in the story from last week, seen on video being kicked in his head and apex by police, after having been caught on a stolen horse? He was just paid $650,000 to let the department admit that they did nothing wrong
source: latimes.com
(0)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
The Lyrid meteor shower will allegedly be visible the night of April 22nd. If you live in a lit up urban area or there is cloud cover you can simulate the effects by hitting yourself in the head with a blunt object
source: nasa.gov
(0)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
MTV wants to get in the late night talk show business, rename itself Moron Television (0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman impregnates herself with the help of a turkey-baster and some sperm of a good old friend of hers. It's planned hillbilly parenthood
source: abcnews.go.com
(0)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell wants to reauthorize the Patriot Act and let the NSA keep spying on you until 2020 but probably forever (0)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop NASA's Guppy aircraft
source: i.imgur.com
(1)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
BSO Increases Training To Deal With "Flakka" Drug (2)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lunatic with AR-15 sighted at US Capitol (3)
 


Tue April 21, 2015, 10:00 PM
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mormon teacher arrested for having a sexual relationship with a 12 year-old student. DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Today on Law & Order: Cetology Unit, the cause of death of SeaWorld's beluga revealed to be an infection caused by a fractured jaw (0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
DEA administrator stepping down to spend more time with Colombian hookers
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Woman shuts down legitimate rape concerns in abortion debate (0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Researcher claims people who have regular sex earn more than those who don't. Is that why rich people never stop talking about how the government always screws them?
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New micronation Liberland founded in Europe. Farkistan's state secretary for foreign affairs too drunk to comment (0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A list of "American colloquialisms" that few, if any, Americans have heard.before
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(Domain.com (Australia))
 
 
 
Apparently, some people think a man cave is the same as a girl cave, but with bigger shoes (0)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
So you're saying with Marco Rubio running for the White House Florida has a chance to become a little saner? Say it ain't so
source: dailykos.com
(0)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] That totally CGI'd scene of Tom Cruise hanging onto a plane in the Mission: Impossible 5 trailer is totally not CGI'd at all
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(43)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey on life with The Who
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(freedomforce)
 
 
 
Bachmann: The Rapture is Coming and Its All Obama's Fault (6)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan calls on Austin Powers to help find his lost Medicare mojo, ends up being compared to fat bastard
source: dailykos.com
(0)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Baby being smashed against a truck. To stop the tears. That's the master race for ya
source: sltrib.com
(0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Large scale study confirms: Anti-vaxers are still idiots
source: io9.com
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The lesson is clear: if you don't want to spend 30 years in prison for a crime you did not commit, keep your head shaved at all times
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Things to keep on your bed: Pillows, blankets, stuffed animals. Things not to keep on your bed: Water moccasins. (Yup, Florida)
source: wfla.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The FBI has acknowledged a forensic technique used in tens of thousands of cases is as valid as astrology, phrenology, weekend weather forecasts and Creationism (0)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Five super secret ways to save on your next big Disney vacation. "Don't go on a big Disney vacation, you farking tool" surprisingly absent
source: aol.com
(0)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
[Sports] If you play lacrosse for Maryland or Johns Hopkins, you have a 50/50 chance of getting crabs
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(4)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It seems the Hillary camp is concerned about her 'restoring America's place in the world'. Funny right? Attack, deflect... be concerned according to John Podesta
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Stoners rejoice as the moment of the DEA's anti-marijuana fanatic Michele Leonhart prepares to resign. Yippee ki-yay... don't let the door hit you in the ass
source: usnews.com
(0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] The Mets have now won 9 in a row. You read that correctly
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(17)
 


Tue April 21, 2015, 09:00 PM
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The end may be nigh for Sheriff Joe. One of his own officers has thrown him under the bus
source: seattlepi.com
(0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Main] You may not know or care, but scientists have created the world's most accurate atomic clock
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(78)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What is this, a billboard for ants?
source: avclub.com
(1)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Challenge: Help this town think up a new slogan. Difficulty: 'Land of Rape and Honey' already taken
source: metronews.ca
(0)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Daredevil did so well Netflix is giving it a second season, but not so well the showrunner isn't leaving the series
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(56)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tourists ruin iconic statue by copping feels of bare breast
source: news.com.au
(0)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Marvel decides to make Iceman gay. Anybody who's ever seen Top Gun wonders is surprised to learn he wasn't already
source: avclub.com
(0)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Police officer arrested for violating penile code (0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Blew screen of death
source: latimes.com
(0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Main] Colorado man ticketed for fatally shooting computer; says it was worth it and "glorious"
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(77)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
An eight year-old Colorado boy being tested for STDs after finding a used condom on school grounds and then trying to blow it up. Sounds like dirty condoms are the least of his worries
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
$cott Bora$ think$ a panel of "expert$" and not team GMs should decide when pro$pect$ are called up. And by experts he means his clients
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thousands of migrants are dying in the Mediterranean Sea because of inhumane living conditions in Africa. Just kidding, it's Europe's fault that Libya can't get its act together
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania students protest anti-bullying week by wearing coordinating outfits and creating a "lynch list". They sound fabulous (0)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Operation Choke Point, the government program designed to force sleazy businesses to shut down by discouraging banks from dervicing them, forces a sleazy business to shut down. But-but-but it was owned by a MARINE
source: breitbart.com
(3)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Gen. Martin Dempsey Apologizes to Slain Navy SEAL's Mother
source: newsmax.com
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Smoking hot mamacita arrested for grounding 13 year-old son...with her car
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Elderly woman crashes her BMW, gets arrested for DWI and wearing a horribly revealing bikini (0)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California coastal town sees tsunami threat rise from almost zero to slightly above almost zero
source: ktla.com
(0)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
102 year old former chorus girl from the Harlem Renaissance of the 1930s sees herself on film for the first time. Bonus: she was teh serious hotness
source: liveleak.com
(0)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
"There is a nearly perfect track record of officially atheist states killing large numbers of innocent people to this day"
source: patheos.com
(1)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It's a streetlight
source: ktla.com
(0)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Python hunt did nothing to stop the deadly snake invasion, claim environmentalists (0)
 
(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
A Sohl injured after striking the rear end of a manure spreader (0)
 
(Austin 360)
 
 
 
"Police do not know why she was naked or why she did not stop in front of, rather than in, the store"
source: austin360.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ralph Nader has gone further and further off the rails since his abortive presidential candidacy. Let's look at some of his letters to the White House (0)
 
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Woman given 3 to 7 years in prison for standing up for her right to bacon
source: wzzm13.com
(0)
 
(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Netflix is not blind (0)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Not saying it's an alien-like clawed creature from the deep of a reservoir that could be a mythical 'water ghost' but it looks like an alien-like clawed creature that could be a mythical 'water ghost' (0)
 


Tue April 21, 2015, 08:00 PM
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
HBO is giving Whitney Cummings her own TV show. Oh...joy
source: avclub.com
(5)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop this digital art student
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prison healthcare is better than America's healthcare
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
102-year-old woman, who used to be a chorus girl back in the 30's and 40's, is shown old movie clips of her dancing during her prime. Dust, dust... it's everywhere
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Police Discover Crappy Mess (0)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Admit it guys, we'd all totally do this if we could get away with it. And in other news, pugs are apparently 92% bladder
source: liveleak.com
(2)
 
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread
source: carlsagan.com
(104)
 
(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
It's okay to have a ponytail fetish, not okay to practice it on strangers, and really really bad if you're the Prime Minister of the country
source: tvnz.co.nz
(0)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
[Video] So I forgot my landing gear and whacked my props halfway down the runway, so what? I'll just firewall the throttle, stagger into the air again, and fly it over neighborhoods on the way back home
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Warren Sapp cries when told he's going to be booked as a John. His name is Warren, after all
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Blah woman held in mental ward for 8 days for having the temerity to say she was well employed and that President Obama followed her on twitter. Who cares if it was true? Now pay the $13,600 you owe the hospital
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Magazine corporation Meredith lays off 100 employees after realizing print is dead (0)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Grant Imohara presents: Sexy Admiral Ackbar. IT'S A TROLLOP
source: twitter.com
(0)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
If you're planning on taking the next cruise out of Sydney on the Carnival Spirit, you may want to bring along plenty of air freshener and clothespins for your nose
source: theage.com.au
(0)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] 30 Helens agree - a Kids In The Hall reunion is good news
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(74)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
[Sports] Update from the Football v. Soccer war: The 49ers are buying 10 acres of youth soccer fields so it can turn them into parking lots
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(14)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Mothra on hold
source: keysnet.com
(0)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The first rule of corporate leadership: increase productivity by promoting a culture of quiet desperation
source: kansascity.com
(0)
 
(Blogcritics)
 
 
 
Look, up in the sky it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's my order from Amazon.#NAB #drones
source: blogcritics.org
(2)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man complains speed limit is so low he got a ticket while going in reverse
source: stltoday.com
(0)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
The family that commits investment fraud and tax evasion together, gets sentenced to one year in federal prison together
source: kpho.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ISIS: We declare jihad on you. Taliban: No, we declare jihad on you. ISIS: We declared jihad on you first. Taliban: We declare double jihad on you. ISIS: We declare triple-dog jihad on you US: Wait, whose side are we on? Iran: 'Sup (0)
 
(Just Jared)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's dog Tinkerbell dies of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Tinkerbell was 14
source: justjared.com
(0)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Court surprisingly rules that cops can't hold up motorists for the sake of retrieving a police dog
source: thehill.com
(0)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Man calls 999 to report a squirrel being hit by a vehicle. FARK squirrel sees nothing wrong with this (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rugby could be banned from British schools because it's "too dangerous." If only there were ways of mitigating such danger, such as padding or some sort of hard-shelled headwear with a protective facial grid
source: dailymail.co.uk
(1)
 
(WTOV FOX9)
 
 
 
Harrison County celebrates Prescription Drug Take Back Day. Harrison County tweakers don't
source: wtovfox9.com
(0)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The Tea Party doesn't understand the Constitution
source: salon.com
(1)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Shatner realizes you might call him an idiot for proposing to pipe Washington water to drought-stricken California. He. Doesn't. Care. This is an. Emergency. 9-1-1
source: seattlepi.com
(0)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
Video
 
The explosion is blue we're going to die, going to die, we're going to die, going to die (0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
President Peace Prize would rather not call a genocide a genocide
source: latimes.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Sorry we cancelled your flight. You now need to pay our Confirmation Of Cancellation fee
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Washington state senators introduce bill to crack down on left-lane stragglers. "You can recognize them by the long line of frustrated drivers you'll find right behind them. There ought to be a penalty for that sort of obliviousness"
source: seattlepi.com
(0)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Well, the good news is, Marvel is renewing Netflix's 'Daredevil.' Then there's the other news
source: ew.com
(0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pro tip for law enforcement: If you destroy the phone of an onlooker who's filming you during an arrest, be sure to also destroy the phone of the person who was filming the onlooker
source: latimes.com
(0)
 


Tue April 21, 2015, 07:00 PM
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tech blogger/hacker barred from flying United for the same reason your wife complains about all the remotes it takes for her just to watch 'Scandal'
source: cnbc.com
(0)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Utah inmate dies awaiting dialysis. Dialysis providers occupied with more pressing matters like watching the game and doing their nails
source: katu.com
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colorado man does what we've all
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are already camping outside. It's not for a new video game, or Apple product, or even Black Friday. Nope, they're camping out to see when the Royal Watermelon squirms his or her way out of the womb
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
When MSNBC calls you out on bias, it's a sad, sad day (0)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Must... Not... App
source: kickstarter.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kristina Brown's mental status reported as 'brain dead'. So, no difference from before the bathtub incident
source: dailymail.co.uk
(1)
 
(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
Because it involves teaching children to share and to respect others, the state of Texas is resisting efforts improve pre-kindergarten programs, calling them "socialist" and "godless environments"
source: keyetv.com
(0)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Police rush to New Hampshire country club to address "possible hostage situation." The gophers are rebelling
source: myfoxboston.com
(0)
 
(Corpus Christi Caller-Times)
 
 
 
Human error led to Texas aquarium's fish deaths
source: caller.com
(0)
 
(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
Ah Crap (0)
 
(Hertfordshire Mercury)
 
 
 
Witness called for ambulances after hit-and-run, but they were too late to save the squirrel (0)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Out of all the resolutions posed at Amnesty International's international conference can you guess which was the only one rejected by the committee. Come on, it's a freebee (3)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The FDA is investigating homeo cures (1)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Criminal complaint alleges man used computer program to manipulate stock market without being too big to fail
source: reuters.com
(0)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Jon Voight's identical twin sister knows why the pigs are squealing
source: katu.com
(0)
 
(The Gloss)
 
 
 
Pics of nine tweens/teens who were stupid enough to take advice from Kylie Jenner on how to get bigger lips
source: thegloss.com
(0)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Those crazy Japanese and their love of cats, now they're even installing them in ATM machines so you can withdraw them (0)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Adult Wednesday Addams has been buried
source: dailydot.com
(1)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
GOP moves to block law that would make it illegal to fire whores
source: msnbc.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What happens when you use a stun gun on an iPhone 6 plus? (1:30 for the impatient)
source: maker.tv
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tiny Saskatchewan farming town considers changing its historic slogan from 'Land Of Rape And Honey' to 'Redskins'
source: kelownanow.com
(0)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The stunt that scared Tom Cruise 'sh**less'
source: news.com.au
(0)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Simon Pegg says he's writing a "kickass role" for Idris Elba in Star Trek 3
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(69)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
[Main] You would think that as a lamb with five legs you'd be going to the chopping block sooner being how tasty leg of lamb is, but noooooooo you get lucky
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(23)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's dog Tinkerbell has died. No word if it killed itself
source: tmz.com
(6)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The most important decision facing Illinois lawmakers in the state capitol was: A) Fixing the pension crisis; B) Addressing the budget crisis; C) Solving the State Pie crisis [hint: they picked pumpkin, which is the worst type of pie] (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NY doctors have discovered a new way to dissolve tumors, and it doesn't require grease from a streetside pizza vendor
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
[Main] Halal dildos and butt plugs soon to be available to the devout in Mecca
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After having 'cerebral palsy' for 30 years, woman told she can cure all that ails her with one pill. Gee Doctors, thanks for the misdiagnosis
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Now that white rhinos are nearly extinct, poachers are targeting albino humans
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Caption one of the best fans in baseball
source: mlb.mlb.com
(3)
 


Tue April 21, 2015, 06:00 PM
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
This is the business we've chosen (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How to feel absolutely radiant during your vacation
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Should I refer to the cross-dresser next door as a 'he,' a 'she,' or an 'it?' Or maybe some combination of all three like 'Hesheeit?' Please advise"
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Anyone that has ever said "If people with concealed carry permits ever stopped mass shootings, why don't we ever hear about it?" might want to click that thing on the left. Rational discussion, as always, on the right (0)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to hear Billy Corgan's nasally, whiny voice and morose lyrics without any sort of tolerable accompaniment, this new Smashing Pumpkins acoustic tour is made for you (0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Carson, CA plans to keep up with neighboring Inglewood, will approve plan sight-unseen to build new NFL stadium for both future LA Chargers and future LA Raiders
source: latimes.com
(0)
 
(KOB4)
 
 
 
New Mexico has banned property forfeiture without a conviction. Of course, somebody is MADD about it
source: kob.com
(0)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The president of Yemen apparently does not look at himself in a mirror
source: twitter.com
(0)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Patrick Dempsey may be leaving Gray's Anatomy. The five people who know that Gray's Anatomy is still on the air will be heartbroken
source: usmagazine.com
(0)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Yet another study find no link between vaccines and autism. Unfortunately, the people who really need to read it don't read much
source: cbsnews.com
(0)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The people's 'eyes' in space, the Hubble telescope at 25. Still much to see
source: csmonitor.com
(0)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder reveals the crappy suit that that crappy actor will wear in that crappy movie
source: eonline.com
(3)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Cops have found how to avoid being filmed shooting citizens: Just destroy the cameras of citizen bystanders
source: dailydot.com
(0)
 
(Toronto Life)
 
 
 
Non-criminal stopped by cops over 50 times, is constantly trailed in stores, fears anyone with a gun and a badge. Obvious: He's black. Fark: In polite, liberal, multicultural Toronto
source: torontolife.com
(0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to hire a thug and put someone you despise on a gurney and send them off to the hospital? Now in China there's an app for that
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Nine indicted for stealing 17 barrels and 24 bottles of rare bourbon. The 10 barrels and 15 bottles will be presented as evidence at trial, after which the 3 barrels and 5 bottles will be used at Drew's inauguration as Kentucky governor
source: kentucky.com
(0)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Irony, thy name is a solar-panel fire at the Green Party-run Hove town hall
source: breitbart.com
(0)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Add "Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge" to the list of things sending stupid people to the ER
source: cbsnews.com
(0)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
[Main] Woman denied use of Facebook because of Native American name 'Happy Cloud.' Bob Ross unavailable for comment
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(83)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
News: dude convicted of online "sextortion." HO-LEE CRAP: once a girl confided to him that grandpa was molesting her, and dude extorted her into getting THAT on camera
source: mlive.com
(1)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Some of you may not know this but we've had two President Obama's all this time, this is the tale of the other one (0)
 
(Change.org)
 
 
 
Please help farker and his father whose real property was stolen in the State of New York, petition
source: change.org
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you still haven't found what your looking for, there are still lots and lots of U2 tickets for sale
source: atu2.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles are so desperate for positive media exposure that they sign a contract with Jesus
source: dailymail.co.uk
(4)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Portland's new baseball team is named the Pickles. What's the dill with that?
source: kptv.com
(1)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
My God, it's full of money
source: ebay.com
(1)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger to be honored
source: theonion.com
(0)
 
(SFist)
 
 
 
Don't worry west coasters, William Shatner has this whole California drought thingy solved, he just needs $30 billion from a Kickstarter campaign to build a pipeline from way up north. BRILLIANT
source: sfist.com
(0)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Well, sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, high-speed maglev train. So why won't anyone build them?
source: bloomberg.com
(0)
 
(Playboy)
 
 
 
Playboy's take on Bronies and My Little Pony. "They've hacked the code of masculinity". (Article is SFW, but it's Playboy. Ads may be borderline Not safe for work)
source: playboy.com
(1)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
I guess we'll ALL have to be more careful from now on (0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"What's wrong with Girl Scout cookies? They're unhealthy." Hey, maybe instead of just laying a blanket, stupid comment like that and assume everyone eats a box a sitting, maybe you should preach serving sizes, you self-entitled shrew
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Chipotle is raising the prices on their steak items, which is the only damned thing worth trying to stomach at that place
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
[Sports] NBA and NHL playoffs continue tonight as both leagues feature key matchups in th--(thunderous stamping sound) NFL 2015 SCHEDULE RELEASES AT 8PM EASTERN (insert Godzilla shriek here)
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(38)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
After only five years of infecting people, CDC identifies Blue Bell as source of listeria outbreak
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Bungling boyfriend buys girlfriend One Direction tickets in a another city for a romantic getaway. One problem, he bought the tickets to the Wrong Direction... wrong country
source: irishmirror.ie
(2)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Today in NOPE NOPE NOPE GODDAMMIT NOPE NOPE NOPE F*CK NO IT CAN'T BE UNSEEN WE'RE GOING TO VOMIT: Courtney Love says she and Kurt Cobain made a sex tape. People need that about as much as they need a hole in the head (0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newly discovered species of frog loves to f*ck pigs
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Untz untz untz...Man killed by train...untz untz untz...likely wearing headphones untz untz untz at time of impact
source: baynews9.com
(0)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure you've seen Jesus toast, hell you've even seen a Jenga game made out of toast... but have you ever seen the Taj Mahal made out of toast? (0)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Catholic Archdiocese of Miami is building a retirement community for pedophiles (0)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Prisoners at San Quentin State Prison being considered for jobs as computer programmers. What could possibly go wrong?
source: khou.com
(0)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
10 examples that prove punctuation makes a huge difference (1)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Sure it does. Does a bear in the woods also boogie down and get funky? Why yes it does
source: mnn.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Most confusing presidential headline evar (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the largest study of its kind, scientists once again find no link between autism and MMR vaccination. Journal to the left, 'Nuh-uhs" to the right (0)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Drummer for one-hit wonder band The Darkness quits the band after two months. I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED GOOD DECISION
source: nme.com
(0)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Another day, another Duggar is preggers
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(69)
 
(Mint Press News)
 
 
 
One Two Three Four, I declare a Jihadi War (0)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Like most things, American also think their healthcare system is also the world's best, but little do they know they've been measuring it wrong all along
source: vox.com
(0)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rapist on trial for rape and released on bond is back in jail after posting photos of rape to the internet (0)
 


Tue April 21, 2015, 05:00 PM
(Deadline)
 
 
 
MTV is going to try and find success with a late night talk show since no quality music is being aired any longer and they've gotta fill some airtime
source: deadline.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
♫♪ There's more than just ice cream in a carton of bluebell ♫♪
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who said "Elizabeth Warren Is Simply Wrong On TPP" A) John Boehner B) Chris Christie C) Barack Obama (10)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exploring traveler
source: pbs.twimg.com
(1)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
AC/DC drummer pleads guilty to trying to get some dirty deeds done dirt cheap
source: avclub.com
(0)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
More and more hybrid and electric car owners have been trading them in for SUVs, after having been scared shiatless one too many times
source: theverge.com
(0)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Wait for you to get a K9? No, officer, I will not. SCOTUS told me so
source: wowt.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why workers without college education are falling behind to the left. Why college is worthless to the right
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
MO town whose police force quit en masse only did so because the new mayor is the REAL racist (0)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"Aaron Hernandez should still be eligible for the Pro Football Hall of Fame" (0)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
After SNL spoofs trend of female teachers having sex with male students, U.S. finally gets serious about cracking down on these abusers and ending the double standard
source: ibtimes.com
(0)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting. I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast
source: ksat.com
(3)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
The clown cars have begun to race each other
source: eonline.com
(0)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
There are many untold stories of the Big Dig. Ever wonder what those walls would say if they could talk?
source: boston.com
(0)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Toyota decides Lexus brand needs more edginess, will refocus design and marketing efforts on its ugly-ass spindle grille. "We tried to please 10 out of 10 people. Now we're trying to please one of 10 people out there with Lexus"
source: reuters.com
(0)
 
(Playboy)
 
 
 
Pornhub does not want you to get testicular cancer because they make money off your coin purse
source: playboy.com
(0)
 
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
By Grabthar's Hammer, we will see Galaxy Quest turned into a TV series. Never surrender, never give up, unless the Nielsen ratings suck (4)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Real Madrid credit their success in La Liga and Champions League to regular siestas and elite sleep coaching. Tag is for headline the BBC attached to TFA
source: bbc.com
(0)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek author: Wind power is terrible. Newsweek editor: He's paid to say that
source: newsweek.com
(0)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Parker & Stone's "Book Of Mormon" nears sell-out in Salt Lake City, program runs ads from...The Mormon Church?
source: kutv.com
(0)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
To celebrate the 150th anniversary of misquoting Abraham Lincoln, Ohio Statehouse misquotes him again
source: fox19.com
(0)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
A study of 95,000 children published by the Journal of the American Medical Association finds no link between MMR vaccine and autism, and yet will convince absolutely no anti-vaxxers (3)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Drew had one to many mini bottles of Maker's Mark on a flight again
source: foxnews.com
(1)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Having a Baby Ruined My Bikini Body" says ginger too pale to even think about being outdoors
source: yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Sanford Burnham Science Blog)
 
 
 
Welp, that's one Fark headline meme we can put to bed. Next up, Principal Caught Sayof (0)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
[Main] Brazil pulls 50 tons of dead fish from its waters. Where Olympic swimmers will compete next year
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(77)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
San Bernardino County denies wrongdoing, pays 650,000 innocence dollars to horse-chase suspect who received beat-down by pack of deputies. So that settles that
source: cbsnews.com
(0)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sure, "keep an open mind." We'll get right on that
source: freep.com
(0)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Republican presidential candidate announces plan to replace Food Stamps
source: startribune.com
(0)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly knows who the real lucky duckies in America are today -- everybody except the rich people
source: wonkette.com
(0)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Sure Elizabeth Warren is cool but she's not running... so believe it not the Republicans can probably out-cool that old bird Hillary with their young energetic crop of candidates
source: theweek.com
(0)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Professor N.S. Sherlock says babies feel pain, just like real people (0)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Tonight on The Flash, Joe and Cisco seek answers in Starling City while Barry faces a doppelganger. (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of Shield, Coulson and Hunter turn to an unlikely ally while the S.H.I.E.L.D. schism spills over into Afterlife. (ABC 9ET)
source: ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(282)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Maybe the next place he robs will have a wheelchair ramp
source: torontosun.com
(0)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
[Main] Truck driver arrested for trading $50,000 worth of lunch meat for crack. The Police seized the $25,000 worth of pimento loaf and say that the $15,000 of bologna is evidence. If innocent, he will get his $5,000 of sliced turkey back
source: ora.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who doesn't like a good baseball manager meltdown? Well here's the best in baseball history for you rabid fans
source: nypost.com
(0)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Main] NSA creates Earth Day mascot that's just as creepy as the NSA
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
What a Messy way to die
source: whec.com
(0)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
[Main] South Dakota's new slogan: We're better than Mars
source: wmur.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Take a tour through the old secret passageway where FDR used to sneak around in that once linked Grand Central Terminal to the Roosevelt Hotel
source: gothamist.com
(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Geek] It's a bird -- It's a plane -- It's an insanely fast Japanese bullet train breaking a world's record
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Here's John Travolta to set the world straight about Scientology: For forty years he's love every bit of the crazy (2)
 


Tue April 21, 2015, 04:00 PM
(MySpace)
 
 
 
Finally an appropriate soundtrack to the first Sex and the City movie
source: myspace.com
(0)
 
(Faster Louder (Australia))
 
 
 
China develops indie music scene whose hipsters are anything but accidental. "The concept of selling out has always been a bit of a mystery to me... I did an ad with Lenovo and it made me enough money to support all the stuff that I want to do" (0)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Contrary to inaccurate press reports, a federal judge did not rule that chimpanzees are people. No comment from Ken Ham ore the Oklahoma State Legislature
source: abovethelaw.com
(1)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Saskatchewan town to ask its residents if "The Land of Rape and Honey" still works for them as a slogan. Also whether to switch from 40 pound boxes to lighter ones for easier handling
source: cbc.ca
(2)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Teen bitten on lip by water moccasin. No word if the water snake was named 'Darwin' (0)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
[Main] Would-be Steve Irwin learns a pillowcase is no place to keep a cottonmouth
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(53)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Police union wants assistant police chief reprimanded for A) unnecessary use of force, B) violating a suspect's civil rights, or C) not pledging allegiance
source: local10.com
(0)
 
(Daily Titan)
 
 
 
Zine fans congregate at Orange County Museum of Art to discuss and celebrate zines, convince themselves that zine scene isn't dead. Fans of Amiga demos, raves, riot grrls wait their turn to reboot the 90s
source: dailytitan.com
(0)
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Man spots reckless driver, decides the best response is to chase him while throwing jam jars and chunks of wood until he crashes (0)
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
[Main] Reminder to dog owners: clean up after your pet, or someone else might find the wedding ring your dog ate
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(22)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
[Geek] Pot smokers are more prone to false memories, according to a new paper subby just published
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(My Fox Austin)
 
 
 
A new frog species has been discovered in Costa Rica, and it has an uncanny resemblance to Kermit the Frog. Most notably are its bug eyes and ability to play the banjo
source: myfoxaustin.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congressmen Buck & Gowdy show their love for 'Murka by posing with a stars-spangled AR-15. The only problem? It's illegal to possess an AR-15 in Washington D.C (7)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again that all little weens from NYC look forward to, that's right it time for the annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant
source: gothamist.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas veterinarian thinks killing her neighbours cat with a bow and arrow, makes her a potential vet of the year candidate. could she get fired? psssssh I am awesome, graphic photo
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Oregon regulators approve measure to allow beer to be made out of treated sewerage water. Anheuser-Busch Inbev SA immediately charges patent infringement case
source: time.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tackiest 'pimp house' EVAR
source: homes.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Something may be amiss if the first African -American President's (D) key trade deal is opposed by both unions and environmentalists and supported by Republicans and corporations
source: msnbc.com
(0)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The key to perfect cannabutter (0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
South Dakota's new slogan: We're better than Mars
source: money.cnn.com
(0)
 
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Turns out the police watch YouTube too, Mr. Road Rage Guy
source: cbs8.com
(0)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nigella Lawson back on BBC after divorce, offers pared-down "de-stressing" recipes on new cookery series
source: express.co.uk
(0)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Congress to probe sex parties for leaks. Giggity
source: reuters.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
During Reddit AMA, struggling cook asks Gordon Ramsay if pain and low pay is worth it and whether he should soldier on or just give up on being a chef. Gordon responds with job offer (0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Geek] Ever have more than five? Congratulations, you're binge drinking. Let's all raise a glass to Alcohol Awareness Month
source: college.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Natural selection is not favoring intelligence, curiosity, and honesty in Louisiana
source: slate.com
(0)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Ummmm... Apparently Berkeley hasn't heard about this drought thing. Or firefighters just had to "clean their hoses" (0)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Because the GOP candidates aren't clowncar-ish enough, in comes Waka. Waka (2)
 
(EarthPorm)
 
 
 
Amazing New Beehive Automatically Harvests Honey Without Disturbing Bees
source: earthporm.com
(1)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Do you want a work/life balance? Don't be a lawyer ('unless you want to live an a van down by the river') (0)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The Pentagon wants to get rid of the A-10 and shows its resolve by calling up Air National Guard A-10s for Middle East service
source: detroitnews.com
(1)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco 4/20 celebration creates a chronic problem
source: sfgate.com
(0)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] By Grabthar's Hammer "Galaxy Quest" TV show in the works
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Guy who put up a Confederate flag and noose display in his yard has black friends, girlfriend in Canada
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(Curbed)
 
 
 
In the US, self-storage facilities outnumber McDonalds' locations 3 to 1. Don't think of it as a ridiculous hoard, think of it as the National Strategic Old Furniture Reserve
source: curbed.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It matters whether your judge is male or female--especially if you're one of those student-banging lady teachers that are so common these days
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
If "Goodwill Hunting" and "the Blind Side" met and had a baby, the real-life story of this NFL draft prospect out of Harvard would be the result (0)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
In a graphic display of violence, a Colorado man shoots his computer
source: 9news.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Because of criminal activity, shootings, Aids, and other Darwin like activities, there is a shortage of black men for black women. Somehow Whitey is at fault
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
San Dimas middle schooler detained for making Instagram death threat on herself. Dude
source: abc7.com
(3)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
SC police arrest 17-year old HS student who they say was planning an attack on his school to coincide with the 16th anniversary fo the Columbine shootings next Monday. Cops denounce his actions, of course but applaud his sense of history
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
NY judge finally recognizes George W. and Jeb Bush as legal persons
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
The "Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge" is leaving teens across the country labial for damages
source: kcra.com
(0)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
List of affordable "muscle" cars about as desirable as the grandma's that lost their virginity in them (2)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You can lead a couple to dinner, but you can't make them talk
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Man shoots computer in Colorado Springs alley, gets revenge he wanted - and a citation
source: gazette.com
(0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Green Bay Packers may or may not be retiring Brett Favre's number this Thanksgiving
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(Dorkly)
 
 
 
The Iceman cometh
source: dorkly.com
(0)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Scientists claim they can remote-control people. Why, yes, they are from Germany - how did you guess?
source: slate.com
(0)
 


Tue April 21, 2015, 03:00 PM
(io9)
 
 
 
Oops, that not how it works on CSI (0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr reveals she's going blind, no doubt from years of having to look in the mirror
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Governor of Minnesota backs ban on entire new Fark Category
source: kare11.com
(0)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Red Box" tax dodgers: declare your income isn't actually income; Advanced tax dodgers: declare your home state isn't actually a state (0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Suburban Detroit business owner who has come under fire for hanging Confederate flags and Nooses on his property say anyone who thinks he's a racist is " Stupid. I am not a racist, I know black guys, I have black friends. "
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Anyone know this guy's Fark handle?
source: kare11.com
(0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Dude looking for a hook-up turns to Tinder. Still not news: Comes across a hawt red head just around the block. FARK: She's his long lost sister
source: mirror.co.uk
(4)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Joe Paterno's family won't rest until they've cleared his name. Much like OJ looking for the 'real killers.' BONUS: By Paterno apologist Joe Posnanski (0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police Find Mess Under Pile of Crap
source: usatoday.com
(0)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
[Main] You don't have to like Verizon's "customer service" to stay with them, but you do have to be rich. Or a moron. Or both. Says their CFO
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Don't panic, just put your hands up and get on your knees. The SWAT teams are arriving in Ferguson again
source: rt.com
(0)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Beating a horse thief costs city $650K. No words on the cost to beat a dead one
source: gawker.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
John McCain hilariously mocks Ted Cruz (0)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Sometimes, the gun nuts aren't wrong (0)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Allen West thinks school-sponsored prayer will stop football injuries (0)
 
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Obama saying 'wagwan Jamaica' has already become the greatest dancehall sample of all time
source: globalpost.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Much like the Catholic religion itself, millions will come to see a medieval shroud that is fake (0)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
[Main] What does 170-year-old champagne from a shipwreck taste like? I'm going with salty
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman spends 30 years fighting cerebral palsy only to discover she has been misdiagnosed and almost all of her symptoms can be cured by just one pill
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: D.C. finally gets that long-awaited shipment of frozen panda semen from China (1)
 
(Some failed extrovert)
 
 
 
[Geek] Check your charisma
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(70)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
[Main] OK. Raise your hand. Who here hasn't had to call firefighters to get their duck unstuck from a fence? Duck. D-U-C-K
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Canadian football player retires. Straight to UltraFark: for a higher-paying job mining oil (0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Horse thief beating suspect can now pay for his legal fees with a $650,000 settlement from San Bernardino county
source: latimes.com
(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I never really felt that capital punishment was necessary... but hangin's too good for these varmints
source: yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Concordes fly again, Buffy is still slaying, and Blur just released a new album
source: avclub.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HBO is about to go all Stannis Baratheon on Game of Thrones pirates (0)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert (0)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Another libby-lib blasts Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker for his "Olympic-quality flip-flop" on immigration. Did I say libby-lib? I meant a GOP operative and Walker's former aide
source: motherjones.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man with muscular dystrophy finishes his 5th marathon. Subby just finished his 5th beer
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Lost phone with 250 riffs deals blow to Metallica album. And not a single thing of value was lost that day
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cute weight lifter tired of dumbbells referring to her as a cute weight lifter (0)
 
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Man with a nose for child pornography doesn't give the cops any lip when they come to arrest him
source: 5newsonline.com
(3)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
John Deere claims that repairing your tractor violates the DMCA
source: wired.com
(0)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Tisdale, Land of Rape and Honey"
source: cbc.ca
(1)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
One thing you never expected Instragram to be used for. Frozen Giant Panda semen
source: wtop.com
(1)
 
(Road Warrior Voices)
 
 
 
United Airlines leaves passengers on tarmac to avoid paying $73 docking fee at diversion airport (0)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Big Insurance is now trying to cash in on the climate change swindle. Thanks, Al Gore (0)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ten of the worst mechanic horror stories
source: jalopnik.com
(0)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Waka Flocka Flame"
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arkansas Senate passes bill to ban Prince Albert, Jacob's Ladder, and the female orgasm (0)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that cops must claim to be doing something else while they wait for a drug sniffing dog
source: thehill.com
(0)
 
(Digg)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff camps it up so hard in his new uber-80s schlock music video that you'll be inspired to pitch a tent
source: digg.com
(1)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Cruz Campaign comes out shooting against Republican rivals, accuses Paul and Rubio of being wimps on gun rights after Newtown. As usual he shoots himself in the foot
source: motherjones.com
(0)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Your son's fantasies are gonna get harder for him to fulfill. Now you know what I went through, son
source: msn.com
(0)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Courtney Love says she and Kurt Cobain made a sex tape. No word on whether it ended with a load in the face (3)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Agoraphobic ventures outside for only the third time in 10-years, promptly falls down a manhole and breaks her nose and leg
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
That Missouri town police force that quit after a black woman was elected didn't quit because she was black; they quit because they were afraid they'd now be fired and lynched by hordes of black people
source: msnbc.com
(0)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
9 Kentuckians arrested for stealing "more bourbon whiskey than one person could drink in a lifetime", according to a reporter who's never been to a Fark party
source: cnbc.com
(0)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Canadians love poop
source: theatlantic.com
(0)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ok, let's go over this one more time: vaccines do NOT cause Autism, you dummies
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream
source: 10news.com
(0)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Human brain successfully transplanted into dog, narrowly avoids detection by locals
source: cbc.ca
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Main] "Kentucky bourbon thieves swiped 'more than one person could drink in a lifetime'" Drew: "Challenge accepted"
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Congress to probe sex parties for leaks
source: reuters.com
(0)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Courtney Love reveals that her and Kurt made a sex tape. No word on whether it'll be Vivid or Troma that releases it (0)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Kneel before Mexico's amputee soccer team or fall over
source: sports.vice.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Main] I'm not saying it was racism, but it was racism
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(182)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Ev. Ree. Bod. Ee. Wants. To. Rule. The. (non-deterministic, quantum) World
source: medium.com
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The New York Islanders would like to remind fans they still have a couple of games left to play at Nassau Coliseum, so please don't take your seat home with you
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve Knight (R-eally violent) tells a constituent "If you touch me again, I'll drop your ass" (0)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here are some chubby Blerches who want to chase runners around New Jersey and make fun of them and try to make them stop running
source: nj.com
(0)
 


Tue April 21, 2015, 02:00 PM
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Now you too can discover why you should never smoke weed with Willie
source: boingboing.net
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
When some kid yells "I could beat you with my eyes closed" while playing games online, just remember that this one really could
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Cal coach struggles with Gold 'n' Bare plan
source: si.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christian who warns of the violence and bloodshed that will befall America under shariah law would like the government to slaughter all the gays (0)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
[Sports] NASCAR announcer Steve Byrnes loses his battle with cancer at age 56. At least he got to see the 10 hour long race named in his honor this past Sunday
source: foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
NATO is conducting massive military exercises right now involving 55 ships from 14 member nations. Poland's submarine couldn't make it, but they did send a minesweeper (0)
 
(DCist)
 
 
 
In a funk? Track panda spunk
source: dcist.com
(0)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Area men passionate defenders of what they imagine the Constitution to be
source: salon.com
(0)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Alan Rickman nearly turned down Die Hard, but decided to do the movie in part because "every single black character in that film is positive and highly intelligent. So, 28 years ago, that's quite revolutionary, and quietly so"
source: denofgeek.us
(0)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Just because I'm facing a second-degree manslaughter charge in Oklahoma, for shooting a suspect while he was being placed under arrest, doesn't me I can't enjoy my vacation in the Bahamas. Sheesh. Some people
source: chron.com
(0)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bored with stop-and-frisk controversy, courts now taking aim at stop-and-sniff
source: startribune.com
(0)
 
(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
[Geek] ♫ Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high. Take a look, it's in a book, quadruple rainbow. ♫
source: cw33.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Herald Journal News)
 
 
 
Grand jury indicts distillery employees in $100,000 bourbon barrel theft ring involving Pappy Van Winkle, Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare & Wild Turkey. What-no 'Larceny' whiskey?
source: news.hjnews.com
(0)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
"I swear we have NEVER met that drunk girl who just did a backflip over that McDonald's counter" (0)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Anti-gay auto shop hit with 'I love nuts' graffiti
source: mlive.com
(0)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis reportedly on the run and wanted for questioning
source: startribune.com
(0)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
New study confirms that politics is really just a big game (0)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Notorious war criminal Allen West thinks school-sponsored prayer stops football injuries
source: gawker.com
(0)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Catholic priest encourages his parishioners to arm themselves. "Several people have said to me, I'm afraid of guns. My response to one woman was, 'well, how do you feel about rape?'"
source: mlive.com
(11)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
[Business] Sony threatens anyone who publishes leaked documents, swears they'll release another Adam Sandler movie if their demands aren't met
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
NARAL opposes bill that would criminalize the killing of a fetus against the woman's will because women's choice or something
source: townhall.com
(2)
 
(Metro US)
 
 
 
$12,000 for a 36 minute ride from Manhattan to Brooklyn? Sounds legit, Mr. Uber driver
source: metro.us
(0)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Let me Rubio that for you
source: politico.com
(0)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Blow-dealing phone skips town in bid to slow down Kirk Hammett's guitar solos
source: msn.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Democrats make meaningless deal in order to pass a bill that everyone was in favor of, gaining nothing but wasted time, because bananas
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(AXS)
 
 
 
If Houston shoots 25 3-pointers and 45 foul shots, there's no way Dallas is going to win the first round series
source: axs.com
(0)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
I'd like...to order...some nach...o's and....two hot-dogs...with every....thing (0)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Automobile manufacturers want to use copyright law to make working on your car illegal
source: jalopnik.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mitch Harris becomes the first U.S. Naval Academy graduate to make it to the major leagues in 94 years (0)
 
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Create your very own impossible-to-perform sex move with the Sex Move Name Generator
source: mandatory.com
(0)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
R2-D2 re-imagined (0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Geek] New study confirms that anti-vaxxers are a few cards short of a full deck
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
How come the only group it's OK to say offensive jokes about are Jews? Just wondering
source: pjmedia.com
(0)
 
(Mic)
 
 
 
Long-lost siblings almost go full Lannister after both swiping right on Tinder
source: mic.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Aieeee, the chimps have developed anti-drone technology. With excellent up-close and personal chimp footage
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
A little late to beg for forgiveness for killing 300,000 people at a Nazi death camp, don't you think Mr. Auschwitz bookkeeper?
source: news.sky.com
(0)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Can Bayern pull off a miracle? Can PSG even see after having their retinas seared by Barcelona's kits last time out? Which Madrid is Best Madrid? Oh and Monaco and Juventus play too. 2nd leg of Champions League Quarterfinals start now
source: uefa.com
(0)
 
(Telegraph)
 
Video
 
GoPro in spaaaaaaaaace
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Whiskey Bottle Push Ups
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Fresh study re-re-re-confirms: no autism risk with MMR vaccine, but then they go and throw in the included picture (0)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Woah...Double, Triple, Quadruple Rainbows...WHOOOOOO yeah...ALL THE WAY..Oh my GOD...Look at that......What Does It Mean?? (0)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
After 2 billion taxpayer dollars spent to settle something we already knew, can we please finally move on? Pretty please?
source: vocativ.com
(0)
 
(KOBI 5)
 
 
 
Oregon introduces a new way to get shiat-faced
source: kobi5.com
(0)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In a world where fans cry out for new episodes of 'Firefly', 'Gargoyles', 'Deadwood', and 'Young Justice', Netflix responds with brand new episodes of 'Full House'
source: avclub.com
(7)
 
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Man executes computer files, is arrested
source: kktv.com
(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
[Main] It took nearly 20 hours, through torrential rain and thunderstorms, all while living with muscular dystrophy but Maickel Melamed finally finished the Boston Marathon
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Kraft to remove fake coloring from mac and cheese. No word if they plan to add, you know, cheese
source: kltv.com
(0)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
[Business] Automakers decide to fight home mechanics with copyright law. Because it worked so well for the Recording industry
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
From the "This is why we can't have nice things" file: Furious 7 has made $1 billion at the box office in just 17 days, setting a new record for fastest to $1 billion
source: avclub.com
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
To celebrate Tim Tebow signing with the Eagles, company creates "Tebowing" soft pretzels. WHAT A TWIST
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Christie ally backs Jeb Bush. No word yet from the other Cheers cast members
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Puppy tossing falls into the same category as kitty juggling, it's bad and you should feel bad for doing it. Also, it's no way to deliver them to the Humane Society
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 


Tue April 21, 2015, 01:00 PM
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
In anticipation of the 2015 NFL schedule being unveiled later tonight here are the 19 Super Bowl rematches that are on tap for the upcoming season
source: cbssports.com
(0)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
So nobody you invited to your birthday shows up what do you do? Why invite 400 of your new close friends
source: wtop.com
(0)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
[Main] Port St. Lucie mother arrested after driving down the driveway with her son, T. J. Hooker, clinging to her car's hood
source: abcactionnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
32-year-old mother of 4 arrested after her 13-year-old son insisted on becoming a hood ornament
source: wptv.com
(0)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Black people should stop pretending to be African, and I'm not racist because white people voted for Obama. This message is brought to you by your local county Sheriff
source: facebook.com
(0)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tulsa reporters who reported about falsified training records resign the day after reporting on training records (0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Reds manager Bryan Price has a few things to say about the media. 77 things to say, in fact. To be more precise, it's the same thing 77 times, plus "10 more variants of other vulgarities"
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
SCOTUS Rules that the 4th amendment doesn't allow the cops to harass you on bogus drug searches. Well 6 justices beleive that
source: reason.com
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh my god, what does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Researchers may have finally discovered proof that black holes exist
source: cosmosup.com
(0)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton oddly calls out her fellow-'one-percenters.' Really, she does
source: examiner.com
(0)
 
(Fame10)
 
 
 
Pain is beauty. Just ask these teenagers who decided to take part in the Kylie Jenner lip challenge
source: fame10.com
(0)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
What do John Calipari, Tom Izzo, and Roy Williams have in common?
source: cbssports.com
(0)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
There's a new at-home test for the breast cancer gene that is affordable
source: fastcompany.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Your an agoraphobic. Good: You go out with a friend as part of rehabilitation for only the third time in ten years. FARK: You break your leg and nose falling down a manhole
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Reviewed.com)
 
 
 
Australians make dress out of beer, which confuses Smitty as he thinks beer is designed to get her *out* of a dress (0)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
When you're having a riot in the aisles on your Scotland to party island Ibiza flight, it's time for the airline to ban the booze (0)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Problem: too many police misconduct videos Solution: confiscate & break the cellphones of any civilian taping law enforcement Fark: make sure there's nobody across the street taping you swiping & breaking that phone (0)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
German court rules that adblocking is legal. SCOTUS - take notes (0)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
What it's really like inside marijuana dispensaries
source: fastcompany.com
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police find man's body in manure pile, confirm he's a Mess
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The abrupt closing of 5 Wal-mart stores for six months was either A) an attempt to fix persistent plumbing problems, B) retaliation for worker's attempts to unionize or C) the begining of Obama's plan to herd us all into FEMA camps
source: rawstory.com
(1)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Main] Shatner, Musk and Gore? The California drought doesn't stand a chance
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Ron Jeremy tells us what he has learned in life. Other than the fact that bacon tastes good, obviously
source: esquire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Finally after an unrelated bipartisan deal on abortion, the confirmation for the attorney general nominee gets pushed back on table
source: theatlantic.com
(0)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to 1 year of drug treatment and 6 years probation for trading a tractor trailer full of lunch meat for crack. No word if he's receiving treatment for his Oscar Mayer habit (0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
515 year 52 second elevator ride
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
Woman's husband found murdered after authorities uncover her bullshiat
source: wgrz.com
(0)
 
(Canterbury Times)
 
 
 
What's worse than a sex beast? A wannabe sex beast? No? How about one who bear hugs you and says sorry? (0)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
US Marshall attacks women, seizes her cell phone, and then smashes it, because she was recording him and several other police officers. Unfortunately for him, guess what somebody ELSE happened to be doing during that encounter?
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(Ashford Herald)
 
 
 
Two brothers throw a chocolate bar from one car to another while on British freeway (0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Australian man tried to kill Wolf Spider with broom with results more terrifying than you can ever imagine (with video) (0)
 
(Met-Arti)
 
Boobies
 
Colleen the petite (Not safe for work)
source: met-arti.com
(0)
 
(KOAA)
 
 
 
Man cited after executing his computer with a firearm. I hope it's a nice citation
source: koaa.com
(0)
 
(Buceta)
 
Boobies
 
Serena's portrait (Not safe for work)
source: buceta.com
(0)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: I've spoken to Sen. McCain many times about holding hearings to allow soldiers to carry their own guns on bases .McCain:spoken to me, how? Smoke Signal? Carrier pigeon? Cause you damn sure didn't TALK to me. Cruz: "I may have misspoken"
source: thehill.com
(0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
[Geek] Not news: PhD thesis defense. Fark: Livestreamed from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean
source: space.io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rosanne admits she can't stop splittin' the kitten
source: cnn.com
(0)
 
(Met-Arti)
 
Boobies
 
Paula is not that Shy (Not safe for work)
source: met-arti.com
(0)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Setting phasers to stun, Star Trek fan Neil deGrasse Tyson says he never liked Star Wars because of scientific inaccuracies
source: tmz.com
(2)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] So far behind the pack of GOP presidential hopefuls that Hillary could likely beat him in a GOP primary, Sen. Lindsey Graham turns up the Pander to 11, saying he is so pro-Israel, he'd assemble an "all-Jewish" Cabinet as president
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Since there is no crime in DC, DC's AG alerts police to twitter pic of two GOP reps posing with an AR-15 Inside a Capitol Hill office. Rep says the gun is inoperable so no laws were violated-except the law of good taste given its paint scheme
source: thehill.com
(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian woman whose husband ran off with neighbor's wife is ordered to live with that neighbor or pay him compensation. Who's sari now?
source: news.yahoo.com
(1)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Couple forced the leave their stationary 'Tiny House' because to make it legal, they'd have to remove the wheels. Hubby refuses, saying that defeats the purpose. The light bulb is dim here
source: aol.com
(0)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rand Paul shoots both his feet at the same time, calls Lindsey Graham and McCain "Lapdogs for Obama"
source: mediaite.com
(0)
 
(SportsChump)
 
 
 
The Great SportsChump NASCAR Giveaway
source: sportschump.net
(0)
 
(Craigslist)
 
 
 
For sale: One (1) slightly used Imperial II-class Star Destroyer (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Denmark moves to ban bestiality to curb their animal sex trade tourism. In other news, Denmark has animal sex trade tourism
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Scientists link Texas earthquakes to natural gas drilling. Scientists to be tossed onto the Texas Board of Education science book bonfire
source: nbcnews.com
(0)
 
(EFF)
 
 
 
U.S. Patent Office to podcast patent troll: "You get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir"
source: eff.org
(0)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
And the latest law that will be overturned by a Federal Court Judge is passed by the state of Tennessee
source: tennessean.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And you think YOUR divorce settlement blows
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Isis leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi no longer in control of the group after air strike left him al-Kablooey
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Woman swerves to avoid hitting cat, winds up hitting gas line. Everybody evacuate
source: kboi2.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's go back a few years and see what Google was like in its infancy. Choose the "I'm feeling lucky" option and it will do a search
source: masswerk.at
(0)
 
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
The lawyer who argued on the winning side of the Supreme Court cases that gutted our campaign financing system, including "Citizens United" , now says he thinks our campaign finance system is badly broken-because the super-rich can't give ENOUGH (0)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
He was fine when we put him in the van. We don't know how he got injured between that time and when he came out of the van. Oh, BTW, he was stopped for running in the presence of police officers
source: foxnews.com
(0)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Ageing like a fine wine, Marshall Henderson's two year wait to revenge tweet Erin Andrews has a fruity bouquet of master troll
source: sbnation.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tawny Kitaen reveals she can still do the splits but not on Whitesnake's car (4)
 


Tue April 21, 2015, 12:00 PM
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Hey kids--who wants to go on a field trip to visit a college? No, I didn't mean YOU, silly little crackers (0)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Yes, Virginia, there is a real Kermit the Frog
source: mashable.com
(0)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
In Minnesota, selling shiatty Wisconsin beer is a felony
source: startribune.com
(0)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese cheater pays the ultimate price for his womanizing: all his Apple products dunked in the bath and pics of the damage texted to him. Wag comments "Good thing it's not in a used toilet" (0)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Just one week after 'Patch Tuesday,' Microsoft releases 34 new optional updates out into the Wild
source: cnet.com
(0)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Much like the rest of the world not watching throwback TV shows, Roseanne Barr will soon no longer have to look at Roseanne Barr
source: cbsnews.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court puts the kibosh on cops pulling you over for a traffic violation, then asking to search your car, and then making you wait until a drug-sniffing dog is brought to the scene if you refuse
source: news.yahoo.com
(11)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Future Bronco Philip Rivers is not happy
source: nfl.com
(0)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Lumbergh must of farked it (0)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
The following tale of space images is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No
source: medium.com
(0)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Think you're sick of 4/20? Imagine talking about it for 44 years (0)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man kills computer (warning, paywall site). The real thing to learn from this article: Dell's are bulletproof
source: denverpost.com
(0)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Sixteen years, the last sixteen years is what you Republicans need to run against. Hey where are you guys running off to? (5)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michelle Bachman: thanks to Obama Jesus is coming. Marcus last seen heading into shed with gardener saying, "Thanks Obama" (0)
 
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
It's not a bug its a fea... nevermind its a bug
source: boredpanda.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Obama is infecting Christians with Ebola to destroy Jesus and start a new age of liberal darkness"
source: christwire.org
(0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
[Main] Iceman comes out as gay. Maverick, Hollywood smile coyly
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(132)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Jet2 flight from Glasgow to Spain hosts boozed-up stag party. Passengers and flight crew confirm it was the most horrific Jet2 flight experience since the other day (0)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Not news: Guy steals car. News: It's a cop car. Fark: While handcuffed
source: newser.com
(0)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Stop or I'll shoot. Failing that, I'll drive you to your desired destination
source: newser.com
(0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cornholio butts heads with a bull, takes one up the bunghole
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Latest threat to America: A Kardashian body part. Again
source: newser.com
(0)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
[Politics] Koch brothers: "NYT said we are supporting WHO? Look, we're crazy rich, but we aren't crazy"
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(85)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The bizarre history of cellphone towers disguised as trees
source: vox.com
(0)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Google nerds near Nessie's nest
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hi-ho, Kermit the wild Hyalinobatrachium dianae frog here
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
[Business] "It is not the intent of the U.S. Postal Service that buildings be shipped through the mail"
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(24)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
[Main] Rich dude: "I know I killed a guy, your honor, but I've got a vacation to the Bahamas coming up. Can I go? I'll totally come back." Judge: "I trust you"
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(210)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Walmart closing stores will apparently lead to martial law according to some who studied it out
source: rawstory.com
(0)
 
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Some people think it is blue. Some people think it is red. Some dumb-dumbs think it is a planet. Here comes the Goofy science
source: planetary.org
(0)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Wife thinks farmer husband is full of manure
source: buffalonews.com
(0)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
ESPN "30 for 30" film group making five-hour documentary on rise and fall of O.J. Simpson, scheduled to debut on 20th anniversary of murder trial verdict and tentatively titled "O.J. of Arabia" (0)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Which lowly NFL team is going to trade its high draft pick for the many faces of Philip Rivers?
source: utsandiego.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawyers for a man accused of misappropriating nearly $270 million from an exclusive golf and ski resort he founded that had a $300,00 entry fee, seek his release after he was jailed for contempt of court, on the grounds he is incredibly rich
source: news.yahoo.com
(0)
 
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
"Why You Should Turn Your Taco Night Into Puffy Taco Night" A.K.A. a swingers party
source: seriouseats.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Midnight Oil frontman Peter Garrett is selling his Sydney home. Three bedroom, 2 bath with 2 car garage. Some smoke and fire damage in bedrooms
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bikini-wearing grandmother, 49, busted for DUI with her 10-year-old grandson in the car. Why yes it did happen in Florida, duh
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Shonda Rhimes has all but kicked Patrick Dempsey off Grey's Anatomy for his diva behavior on set. In related news, American TV viewers stunned that Patrick Dempsey and Grey's Anatomy are still around
source: pagesix.com
(0)
 
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Because you've always wondered what goes on inside a snake's body after eating an alligator, here's some X-ray images of a python eating one
source: ryot.org
(0)
 
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
My mom reviews Mortal Kombat X
source: venturebeat.com
(1)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hall of Fame offensive tackle Bob St. Clair has eaten his last meal of raw meat
source: sfgate.com
(0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Volunteer Oklahoma reserve deputy who says he accidentally shot suspect with .357 instead of Taser pleads not guilty, flees country
source: usatoday.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachman credits Obama for the return of Jesus (3)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I have never heard of Flakka but it sounds awesome
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
George Lucas: Why yes son the Jedi rules can be bent a little, Jedi Knights can also get married (0)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Mom encourages more after school activities for students. You bet your arse some people have a problem with this
source: tampabay.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a desperate 911 call, pregnant shooting victim clings to life and saves unborn baby (0)
 
(Oregon Sports News)
 
 
 
NHL playoffs grip Pacific Northwest, with papers trying to explain to readers what 'hockey' is: "Think of soccer played at triple speed, basketball on ice, with a little lacrosse and a little football thrown in for good measure" (0)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto Blue Jays urge fans not to write the team's season off as another complete bust just 13 games into the season, saying Toronto fans need to stop doing that
source: thestar.com
(0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Someone forgot to tell Patriots left tackle Nate Solder that, "I'd give my left nut to win a Super Bowl" is just an expression
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 


Tue April 21, 2015, 11:00 AM
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today, Father Ted debuted on the BBC. Here's the first episode to remind you of the awesomeness
source: youtube.com
(4)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian man arrested on terrorism charges because he owned a few castor beans, which can be used to make nerve-gas ricin out of, presumably in the comfort of your own home
source: cbc.ca
(0)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tennessee Titans ready to show that Vince Young taught them nothing
source: espn.go.com
(0)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh Un-huh
source: dailycaller.com
(7)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
One more time: there is no link between autism and vaccinations for measles, mumps and rubella
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finally, an honest politician in Kentucky. No, not that one
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
ESPNers are fragging fellow employee Tim Tebow over his failure to leak bombshell Tim Tebow news to ESPN first, where it could have been reported in more depth and detail (0)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Finally, a USB drive that won't just walk away
source: kotaku.com
(1)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Accountant of Auschwitz, age 93, on trial for over 300,000 counts of accessory to murder. Says he's felt horrible remorse every day he's spent free for the last 60 years not turning himself in (0)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
[Main] NY court grants human rights to every ape it sees, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z
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(137)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
From the newspaper that published the Pentagon Papers and exposed genocide in Darfur: an incisive examination of the motivations of a woman who pretends to play the bongos at Memphis Grizzlies games
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Finally someone flushes the Republican toilet in the Capital and lets the Loretta Lynch US attorney general confirmation move forward
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
"This is an adorable fish and a horror movie, all rolled into one. When it sees a school of other fish, it checks 'em out, works for weeks to blend in with them, and then it systematically murders their young. When caught, it starts all over again"
source: io9.com
(0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hero Woman Catches Baseball In Beer At Cubs Game, Proceeds To Chug Beer (0)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Allergies kicking in and you can't stop sneezing? Here's some advice (0)
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Fail
source: iflscience.com
(0)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
[Main] Disgraced torture fetishist Allen West pretty sure nobody got injured playing football before they outlawed praying at football games
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(86)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Reptiles were previously considered unable to play, but Russian space geckos have overturned that view" (w/ playful space gecko vid)
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
San Francisco bans bears; removes itself from existence
source: abcnews.go.com
(1)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The editorial equivalent of the little bastard who empties the entire bowl of Halloween candy from the porch (1)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Media and others looking for clickbait set August 6 as national day of mourning
source: usatoday.com
(0)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Barbara Jaffe rules that Jerry Was A Man
source: salon.com
(3)
 
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
As despicable as blaming the victim in cases of rape is, it's even worse when the victim is ten years old (0)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new study has found that participating in internet discussion forums is good for your mental health: "In a nutshell, the more users put into a forum, the more they get back." It's probably true for a blog like Fark.com too
source: phys.org
(2)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Abu Bakr al-most Better
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Climbing Mount Paektu provides precious mental pabulum more powerful than any kind of nuclear weapon " Guess who said this. Go on. Guess
source: sfgate.com
(0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
No way is that a pair of disembodied legs from a samurai ghost photobombing this little girl's holiday picture. No way, *looks closer* WAAAAAY
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Man kills computer in Colorado Springs alley, gets revenge he wanted - and a citation
source: gazette.com
(0)
 
(CrimeFeed)
 
 
 
"Alberto's body was found lying next to 'a scarecrow that had been dressed up as a woman' but wearing a '6-inch strap-on penis'"
source: crimefeed.com
(0)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Whales hump their way back from near extinction (0)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart announces the date when you can sell your TV (1)
 
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Cut in front of me in the line at the quickie mart? That's a bleaching
source: wwltv.com
(0)
 
(Brevard Times)
 
 
 
The solution to the space junk problem is to arm the ISS with a frickin' laser beam (0)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Shelly doesn't like Obama doing God's work (0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Playing the newlywed game with newlywed co-workers whom you do not know very well, when you are not newlyweds yourself, is a bad idea
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prince William will get six weeks of paternity leave upon the birth of his second child, saving him from the grueling schedule of being an idle multi-millionaire
source: telegraph.co.uk
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Playing the newlywed game with newlywed co-workers whom you do not know very well, when you are not newlyweds yourself, is a bad idea
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr reveals she is going blind. Sadly her voice is still strong (0)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Geek] These Avengers movie tie-ins have really gotten out of hand
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(9)
 
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
"The Flames-Canucks series has devolved into a psycho circus of violence"
source: sportsgrid.com
(0)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Humpback whales may no longer be endangered. So, humpback fillets for dinner
source: time.com
(0)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
U.S. Federal court rules that Ken Ham and other Simian-Americans are legally people
source: buzzfeed.com
(0)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Idiot rides BMX bike over a Lamborghini, posts evidence to his own Instagram account
source: koin.com
(0)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
NASA's Wide-Field Infrared Survey Explorer has located submitter's ex-wife
source: newser.com
(0)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
"Chip Kelly is not insane" (0)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Japan ponders putting a man on the moon - asks NASA about leasing agreements for that Australian soundstage
source: thestar.com
(0)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
[Politics] Michigan mechanic who refused to serve gays revealed to be operating his garage without a licence
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(219)
 
(Burnley Express)
 
Video
 
American TV star catches dramatic footage of police chase (0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Suitcase killer Heather Mack gets a slap on the wrist and a 10-year sentence. Celebrates by getting drunk behind bars
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Our cannibal ancestors used human skulls as drinking cups after eating their owners." Dude, our ancestors were BADASS
source: mirror.co.uk
(2)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
[Main] High winds are expected in Ohio, even though all the presidential candidates are in New Hampshire
source: dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
America's internment camps through the eyes of Ansel Adams
source: sfgate.com
(2)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A bungling burglar was snared by police after leaving behind charge papers relating to a previous offence" (w/ 'I am SOOOO stupid' booking photo)
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A shiaty way to get murdered is when your wife buries you in manure on your farm
source: nydailynews.com
(0)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] Apparently you can't even fricking replace the CARPET in the Dome of the Rock without sparing a major political uproar, a minor religious war and half-a-dozen "Indiana Jones"-style theories about clues to lost treasures
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(71)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
[Main] Someone in Peckham, England, forgot their toast Taj Mahal in the street this morning (pics)
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Hillary claims to be the original Elizabeth Warren, even though Warren was lying about her ancestry for years before Hillary did it
source: vanityfair.com
(0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists confirm existence of largest 'structure' ever found - a supervoid
source: edition.cnn.com
(0)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Referee in Switzerland abandons soccer game after pitch is invaded by thousands of French fans
source: theguardian.com
(0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists trying to tinker with the perfection Mother Nature has already provided despite public outcry against it
source: klcc.org
(0)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Entered a broadcasting competition ten times hoping I would win; but no pun in ten did
source: sbnation.com
(0)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Why Garry Trudeau is a putz
source: newsday.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The old gray mule / she ain't what she used to be
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Clinton cash doesn't need to be included with the hated, reviled, filthy and wicked "1 percent" because she's there working for you minions of America (0)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
What's the ideal body? Let's check this students photoshops to find her ideal body look after she manipulated 126 pictures of herself
source: metro.co.uk
(0)
 


Tue April 21, 2015, 10:00 AM
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Latest reason Republicans give as to why gay marriage must be banned: To prevent them from having recreational abortions (0)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
World's slowest landslide takes out road in Russia
source: time.com
(0)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Latest reason Republicans give as to why marriage must be banned: To prevent them from having recreational abortions (0)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Obesity is becoming a national security issue because in about five years, so many young Americans will be grossly overweight that the military will be unable to recruit enough qualified soldiers"
source: us.cnn.com
(9)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
[Redacted] and [redacted] called 'world's most [redacted] states'
source: abcnews.go.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This week's smoking hot teacher having sex with a 12 year old is brought to you by Arizona and an iPod
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man turns himself in after escaping from prison 43 years ago for what reason? A) He felt guilty. B) He was having the urge to break the law again. Or C) He needs medical treatment but can't get any without some sort of identification
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(National Baseball Hall of Fame)
 
 
 
Moonlight Graham located - on the roster of the 1905 Scranton Miners (0)
 
(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Mmmm blasphemy cake (0)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Woman believes her Prius is a health hazard due to: A) Having the worst crash-test ratings, B) The toxic lithium battery, C) Water vapor forming on the inside (0)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
[Geek] Supercomputers are making a comeback. Would you like to play a game?
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(38)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
RG3: I'd like to talk to Tom Brady and get some pointers. Tom Brady: How'bout no (0)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police chief dies after thugs drag him behind their horse and buggy. Sadly not a repeat from the 19th century
source: mirror.co.uk
(0)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Spice possession is the nadir of criminal activity. Wouldn't you agree, Nadir?
source: 13newsnow.com
(0)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Last Boston Marathon finisher crosses line more than 20 hours after he started (pic) (0)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Android game where Obama teams up with Putin to defeat zombie Vladimir Lenin (0)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Reserve deputy pleads not guilty to manslaughter. Judge orders held in Bahamas until trial
source: news9.com
(0)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
[Main] Turtle smuggler seeks deal as the wheels of justice grind very slowly
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(16)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
It's a bird It's a plane It's... taking a dump on my lawn?
source: pennlive.com
(0)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
UConn baseball "signs" 5-year-old battling leukemia to their team, holds introductory press conference. They should have cleaned all the dust out of the room first
source: courant.com
(0)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese ditching artificial colors and preservatives, surprising anyone who thought that orange artificial cheese powder would even need to be preserved
source: freep.com
(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mercedes driver thinks they are above traffic jams, another driver says otherwise and makes them wait ten minutes like everyone else
source: dailymail.co.uk
(0)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Hold my beer, and try this
source: youtube.com
(0)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
National Zoo carefully documents every step of the journey of a batch of panda semen from China (0)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Somebody is driving an actual tank to this video games tournament
source: redbull.com
(0)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
100 carat diamond ring to be auctioned. It's the perfect gift for that loved one who likes carrying around a heavy rock on her finger
source: lasvegassun.com
(0)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Russian space geckos love playing
source: ibtimes.co.uk
(0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Salmonella outbreak blamed on people eating raw tuna. Sushi lovers panic
source: latimes.com
(0)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] The latest post-Citizens United campaign finance development: Having your Super PAC run your presidential campaign so to maximize the number of unlimited contributions you receive
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(74)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
There are many ways to skin a cat, but this isn't one of them and you shouldn't get caught on camera doing it, dumbass
source: lasvegassun.com
(0)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After pouring too much money into the US stock market, causing a bubble which burst in 2000, global money mangers poured money in to US real estate causing a bubble, which burst in 2008. Then they poured money into Chinese real estate, causing
source: nytimes.com
(0)
 
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Colorado. The new Florida
source: kktv.com
(0)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
♫ Her name was Lola, she was a drunk driver, spreading terror everywhere with her crazy mugshot hair at the Cocoa, Cocoa Cabana ♫
source: mynews13.com
(0)
 
(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
Farktography
 
US Marshal strapped with assault rifle takes time to grab and smash Los Angeles woman's camera because... censorship (0)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New book claims Clintons have become filthy rich through appearances and speaking fees over the past two decades, instead of obtaining their fortunes the honest Republican way - inheriting it
source: nypost.com
(0)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man rides on hood of SUV for 11 miles on Route 28 before getting busted by police in PA
source: on.wtae.com
(0)
 
(Dissident Voice)
 
 
 
"The United States bombs nations in the name of democracy, yet is one of the least democratic and least functioning of the states calling themselves democracies" (0)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Marvel's "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." spinoff will be about Adrianne Palicki's boobs. And probably some other stuff. And they say Hollywood is out of ideas
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(108)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
[Main] April showers may mean May flowers, but burning Siberians means Northwest haze
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