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China opens world's longest sea bridge. Chinese finally claim something of their own which is world's longest (telegraph.co.uk)
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So about that whole "Head of IMF raped a cleaning woman" story... Yeah, not so much (thestar.com)
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That organic food would probably be better for you if it was irradiated (newscientist.com)
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Photoshop the Hypno Frog (i.imgur.com)
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Amy Winehouse's web site hacked. Angry fans now have to check FARK for rehab updates (contactmusic.com)
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The Cheerwine-filled Krispy Kremes are back (consumerist.com)
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God tells father to kill his son, this is not a repeat from the book of Genesis (kcbd.com)
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Same sex marriage has tipped in Iowa (desmoinesregister.com)
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If You Mean "Bowel," You Would Be Correct, Sir (news.yahoo.com)
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Michele Bachmann waxes nostalgic about the time God aborted one of her babbies (startribune.com)
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I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but I do know how to use a voodoo doll (toysrus.com)
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Expert warns fireworks and parades can hurt hearing. I SAID EXPERT WARNS FIREWORKS AND PARADES CAN HURT HEARING (upi.com)
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Man shoots self at local gun range. You're doing it wrong (wesh.com)
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[Geek] Comic book fans plan to march at Comic-Con International in protest of DC Comics superhero relaunch. Event tentatively to be named the Dorkwalk (comicsalliance.com)
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[Main] Man drowns in kiddie pool, if only there were some safer place to swim (ajc.com)
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You mean I have to work EIGHT HOURS a day? Sheesh (washingtonexaminer.com)
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Oh, Florida, when will you ever learn? What? They are? It must be Bush's fault (propublica.org)
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"My son was chained up by two white students at Santa Monica High School" (abcnews.go.com)
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Not that either of her fans are sober enough to notice but Amy Winehouse's site was hacked (amywinehouse.com)
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[Main] Photoshop this path's end (i.imgur.com)
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[Main] Tumor undergoes surgery to have a Chavez removed from around it (edition.cnn.com)
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[Main] Photoshop this fish faceoff (i.imgur.com)
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You're fat because you're stupid has its own cheap website (yourefatbecauseyourestupid.com)
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Wrecking fracking reckoned riff raff. Pardon my French (scientificamerican.com)
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[Main] Photoshop this smokey senior (i.imgur.com)
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Potato trifecta complete: Cracker Barrel serves up fries fit for a Cullen (gothamist.com)
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Anthony Bourdain reveals new ghetto edition of "No Reservations" where he explores city food for 24 hours while on layover between flights (eater.com)
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White House predicts the end of days. Much as Nostradamus has foretold (nytimes.com)
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Photoshop these s-shaped silhouettes (i.imgur.com)
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Dominique Strass-Kahn case falling apart, French Nancy Grace's head to aspolde (nytimes.com)
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News: Officers responding to a break-in find a dead body. FARK: after having gone unnoticed for two years (wthitv.com)
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Photoshop these two on top (inspirefirst.com)
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Tom Tom Club, Psychedlic Furs to join forces and embark on joint tour in the US this call (slicingupeyeballs.com)
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Morrissey slams an unofficial fansite by wearing a t-shirt with decidedly not safe for work language (slicingupeyeballs.com)
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Happy Canada Day You may now bow to your sovereign, subjects (dailymail.co.uk)
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Emma Watson shows her grown-up side (w/pics) (dailymail.co.uk)
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The Queen of England faces drastic cuts. This is not a repeat from 1536 (bbc.co.uk)
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[Main] I didn't rape her officer, I thought she was dead. Wait, WHAT???? (nbcactionnews.com)
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I hate you. And you. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. AND you (marquee.blogs.cnn.com)
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Medical experts weight in on the biggest controversy of our time: whether or not Kim Kardashian's ass is real (rumorfix.com)
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Poland conquers Europe (bbc.co.uk)
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Succeeding where the GOP hasn't, Kanas to shut down all but one abortion clinic (m.motherjones.com)
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Happy 26th birthday, PG-13. Here's your daddy: Indiana Jones (and the Temple of Doom) (youtube.com)
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French president surrenders (edition.cnn.com)
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MSNBC correspondent suspended indefinitely after calling Obama a "d**k", soon to be contributor for Fox News (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)
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Why don't YOU have a seat over there? (inquisitr.com)
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Friday is Pac-12 day in Colorado. Ft. Collins residents undoubtedly cheer with glee (cubuffs.com)
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[Entertainment] Thor 2 will thoar into theaters July of 2013 (hollywoodreporter.com)
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So, yeah--my dance partner's a dog. But she can Merengue better than you, jefe (youtube.com)
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"Mate, is there any arrow in my face?" (gizmodo.com)
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[Main] Photoshop this drum-kicking cop (bigpicture.ru)
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A roundabout way to improve road safety and save gas (bbc.co.uk)
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All four judges returning to that show that's just like American Idol, only worse (deadline.com)
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John Nolte is leaving Los Angeles and returning to his home in North Carolina. He also wants Paul Haggis to go to hell. On a brighter note, since Nolte's moving we'll be spared from his usual idiocy for at least a week (bighollywood.breitbart.com)
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Thu June 30, 2011, 10:00 PM
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Happy Canada Day, as country honors its 144th birthday. Residents celebrate with fireworks, parties, shopping in Washington State (cbc.ca)
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Michigan fisherman catches a rare 180-lb freshwater Czech (detnews.com)
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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Rick, he was the guy on which people liked to pick. Then one day he noticed water was wet, now everyone on Fark owes him a huge debt. The obvious that is, jokes, laughter and such (abclocal.go.com)
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Now serving scorpions in the Economy cabin (wral.com)
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Randy Savage died of heart disease, presumably brought on by snapping too many Slim Jims. OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH (www2.tbo.com)
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Buffalo Springfield postpone their reunion tour. What a field day for the heat (rollingstone.com)
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The worst movies of 2011 includes some big blockbuster stinkers, like the equally awful Green Lantern and Sucker Punch (assets.rollingstone.com)
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Medicare authorizes the killing of their patients to save money. You know, Death Panels (abcnews.go.com)
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Southwest pilot apologizes, returns to work after homophobic, sexist rant. Blames outburst on too much alcohol before take-off (overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com)
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Hugo Chavez: "Yeah, It's a toomah. But i'll be back" (english.aljazeera.net)
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Some musicians draw their lyrical inspiration from lost loves or breathtaking views. Jarvis Cocker gets his inspiration after falling out of an open window (spinner.com)
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The best cover of Kings of Leon's Use Somebody you'll ever hear, courtesy of Laura Jansen (youtube.com)
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Sen. John Cornyn (R-eally hypocritical): Instead of going to a fundraiser tonight, why doesn't Obama call us into his office and just do his job? And by "his job" and mean "my job". BTW, I'm off to a fundraiser (thehill.com)
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Japanese dentists give robotic love doll a gag reflex, completely defeating the purpose (japanprobe.com)
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JP Morgan gets a new intern. Subby, Bill Clinton getting jobs there (thesun.co.uk)
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Do Not Want (weirdnews.aol.com)
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[Main] Pair of accused killers in California prison exchange wedding vows. They promise to love, cherish, & obey each other 'til death sentence do they part (dailymail.co.uk)
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Not news: Philadelphia police dispatched to local water ice stand. Farking cool: To let the owner know the President will be arriving in 10 minutes (philly.com)
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Not news: Company makes staff redundant. News: Bosses only sack women. Fark: Only one male employee strikes in support (guardian.co.uk)
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If you're a rich connected white man St. Louis has the best police department in the country, otherwise not so much (stltoday.com)
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Don't dun me, bro (huffingtonpost.com)
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Lizard v. Lawyer. Alligator v. Attorney. One had a gun, the other was over 900 lbs. and 14 feet long. The one you wanted to win didn't (wfaa.com)
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[Entertainment] Music industry starting to dump rights-management groups like ASCAP in favor of digital solutions. I'd play the world's smallest violin, but I don't want to get a farking bill at the end of the month (npr.org)
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RAGBRAI just got a little nuttier (press-citizen.com)
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House fire caused by lawnmower (press-citizen.com)
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The case against Dominique Strauss-Kahn now resembles the banking industry (chicagotribune.com)
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Mere hours before the deadline, Pat Quinn signs Illinois' new budget into law (chicagotribune.com)
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Social Media overtakes porn as activity people spend the most time online on. What is this world coming to (nerve.com)
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Travel agent Ric Romero's exciting getaway destination for Los Angelinos: Riverside (abclocal.go.com)
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Open source software? Check. Plagiarism? Check. Chess? Checkmate. Ladies and gentlemen of Fark, I give you this week's nerdiest article (chessvibes.com)
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Ben Stein: Raise taxes on the rich (foxnews.com)
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Not News: Women on strike for better conditions. News: Women of small town withhold sex from all the men until the town builds a new road. Fark: Men respond by declaring hunger strike (latino.foxnews.com)
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Brooklyn man charged with four gunpoint robberies uses his cell phone as a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card (nypost.com)
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Ever want to see what Beavis and Butthead thought of Yanni? Of course you did. And here you go (youtube.com)
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Is it reality or urban myth? A woman drowns in a municipal public swimming pool with lifeguards on duty, and nobody notices. Not the swimmers. Not the lifeguards. Nobody. For more than two days (www2.turnto10.com)
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Justin Bieber goes for a doughnut in the trash (youtube.com)
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Chinese officials cannot levitate; you can tell by the pixels (thelede.blogs.nytimes.com)
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Foot positioning during walking and running may influence ankle sprains (medicalxpress.com)
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Looks like Chris Hanson might want to have a seat right over there (huffingtonpost.com)
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Father of the bride strikes back in wedding email war: "My humble opinion of this Carolyn is that she is so far up her own backside she really doesn't know whether to speak or fart" (independent.co.uk)
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That promise from Obama that medical marijuana wouldn't be prosecuted by the feds? There might've been hope for a while, but it turns out there's no change (reason.com)
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Kate and William visit Ottawa, Canada, honeymoon capital of British Commonwealth. Reportedly express interest in meeting Prince of Canada they've heard so much aboot (bbc.co.uk)
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Rockville rock-climbing coach may find himself between a rock and a hard place after getting his rocks off (wjla.com)
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KAHHHHHHHN (chicagotribune.com)
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"Bureaucratic immunity" (content.usatoday.com)
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Casey Anthony judge rules that the "whoever smelt it dealt it" rule would unduly influence the jury (csmonitor.com)
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[Video] The Wimbledon Globetrotter (wimp.com)
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Obama may lose to a generic Republican candidate but he will beat all the actual Republican canididates (content.usatoday.com)
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Ohio state representative Mecklenborg (R-Really drunk) pulled over for DUI. Why politicians shouldn't be allowed to legislate morality to left. Speculation on young female passenger to right (news.cincinnati.com)
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Feral cats roam further than domestics. Domestic cats sleep or sit still 80% of the day. Cats adore, manipulate women. If you let your cat out, it could run away. The Ric Romero Caturday special (news.discovery.com)
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Finally the CIA does something right: Hugo Chavez is being treated for cancer (reuters.com)
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Thu June 30, 2011, 09:00 PM
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U.S. Government sees no problem in selling 30 million barrels of oil that will sit in some tank in Oklahoma until some trader can make 5% off the purchase (reuters.com)
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Two Snaps and a Twist for Paris Spring's Men's Fashion Show (nytimes.com)
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The Manhole. The Cockpit. The Mailbox. These and other fabulous bars may be a thing of the past (slate.com)
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There are now calls for a New York Times columnist to resign because he referred to Kansas and Missouri as the home of "low-sloping foreheads" (kansas.com)
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Four week old kitten rescued from a series of tubes just in time for Caturday (bbc.co.uk)
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Rape case against IMF Chief appears to be near bankruptcy (talkingpointsmemo.com)
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President Obama has lost the corporate jet maker's vote (kansas.com)
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Looks like hotel maid 'assaulter' ex-IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn is going to walk away an innocent man (nytimes.com)
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A museum of braaaaaaaaiiiins (wivb.com)
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Is that a quarter kilo of coke in your pants or are you just happy to see me? (cnews.canoe.ca)
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My hair is a bird, your lawsuit is invalid (tmz.com)
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Hugo Chavez has cancer. Still no cure for cancer (miamiherald.com)
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Play, er, sue the pants off them, Keyboard cat (chicagotribune.com)
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Cracker Barrel now serves tongues with your dumplins (youtube.com)
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Verunka in the water (Not safe for work) (blog.sleeping-monkey.com)
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Not news: Man busted for DUI. News: He's a Republican lawmaker and a married father of three. Fark: He refuses to explain who the young woman in his car is or what she was doing there (news.cincinnati.com)
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Study concludes the more you travel in time, the more likely you are to sustain an injury in the future while attempt to travel in time (torontosun.com)
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Octomom will say anything to get attention (marquee.blogs.cnn.com)
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6 year old birthday boy asks for presents to donate to shelter animals instead of for himself. So what did you ask for on your last birthday? (wlox.com)
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Defrauding your investors is illegal. Unless you're a bank, in which case you can do it as often as you like (bloomberg.com)
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Female Oklahoma City fan gives a new meaning to the term "thunder thighs" (blacksportsonline.com)
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Man robs $1,000 worth of porn and cigarettes from a convenience store. What's his Fark handle? (azcentral.com)
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Dead Einstein + a case of Scotch = funny story (life.com)
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Female Muslim weightlifter wins fight to wear her hijab during competitions. With "you'd hit it after she put you down" pic (fieldnotes.msnbc.msn.com)
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The South Dakota front in the Republican War on Women has suffered a minor setback (msnbc.msn.com)
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Dude, are you fracking serious? (gothamist.com)
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California's history curriculum is about to become much more fabulous (foxnews.com)
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Butter face (sun-sentinel.com)
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Future mother in law from hell emails her "uncouth" future daughter in law to school her on manners and her lack thereof (huffingtonpost.com)
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Fareed Zakaria takes a look at America's future. Or, uh, lack thereof (npr.org)
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Director of Central Intelligence General Dr. David Howell Petraeus M.P.A. BA honors [Saint], apparently (latino.foxnews.com)
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Man charged for his double discharge on two women and a girl (freep.com)
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[Main] How do firemen rescue kittens trapped in pipes? Here are two ways - the "awww" way and the LOL way (digitalspy.com)
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Kudzu Jesus (kansascity.com)
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Paging the Farker who forgot their ATM receipt (finance.yahoo.com)
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Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner oversaw the largest increase in the national debt of any Treasury Secretary in American history, So he's got that goin' for him (cnsnews.com)
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The Matrix lobby scene score....performed entirely in a capella (g4tv.com)
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for the unemployment line (yarnells.com)
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Transformer explodes. Bumblebee inconsolable. Micheal Bay pissed he didn't think of it first (azcentral.com)
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[Politics] MSNBC: Call Obama a 'Dick', get a suspension. Call Bush 'worse than hitler' get a promotion. See a pattern here (dailymail.co.uk)
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Saab staaf salaaries reinstaated aafter laarge contraact aawaarded to caar maanufacturer (news.com.au)
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Badass toothless 19-year-old cat missing for three months comes home with feathers and fur in her claws. Gum me (wlky.com)
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[Main] Drunk Brooklyn man drives golf cart on state highway unlicensed and promptly gets arrested. Wait, you need a license to drive a golf cart? (nypost.com)
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Generally, space satellite guys want to AVOID a cluster. Generally (spacemart.com)
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Woman breaks up with boyfriend over lost wallet. Then things get weird (wrcbtv.com)
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Billionaire vulture investor John Paulson is making a very good case as to why he should be hung in a public square and his naked body dragged through the streets to the cheers of young children (online.wsj.com)
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Tracy Morgan under fire for 'short bus' jokes and should apologize immediately (insidetv.ew.com)
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Caturday, holocaust edition (wtop.com)
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Thu June 30, 2011, 08:00 PM
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Attorney General Eric Holder has decided that he would very much like to remain among the living. Standings now CIA: 4,782 DOJ: 3 (latimes.com)
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What does satire cost? If you ask Joseph Farah and Jerome Corsi, $100 million (news.yahoo.com)
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Buffalo Sabres overpay Defenseman Ehrhoff with an overly long contract. They're the new NY Rangers, except hopefully more successful (blogs.buffalonews.com)
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Westboro Baptist Church was assisting with FBI trainings until recently (wisconsingazette.com)
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Meet the monster quasar from the dawn of time (time.com)
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What if you catch your spouse cheating....with his credit card? (money.cnn.com)
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Woman falls to death from hotel roof...AND THE HOTEL WAS NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE *ominous music plays* (washingtonpost.com)
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Here, take this damned playbook you stupid jock (yardbarker.com)
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And so ends our journey through the Doom Room. Goodnight, funnyman (washingtonpost.com)
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She's (in) a brick..... house. Not safe for work (perved.com)
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This just in: Jersey Shore is as fake as Jwoww's tits. Dozens of fans reportedly shocked, dismayed (dailymail.co.uk)
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The 10 US States that eat too much fast food. Sure, your state may be on the list, but did it make Jamie Oliver cry? (health.com)
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Fisherman calls 911 to czech if 180lb catch was legal (detnews.com)
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Vicky S round boobs and ultra blond long hair [Not safe for work] (perufornication.com)
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A different take on Yellow Fever. Not safe for work (perved.com)
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Not surprising: Scott Brown votes with republicans. Surprising: it was against a jobs bill. Fark: a bill that he wrote (bluemassgroup.com)
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Humana won't hire smokers. OH, THE HUMANA FREEZE (azcentral.com)
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Ladies and gentlemen... THE BEETLES‼ (9news.com)
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The Dodgers bounce a $497 payroll check (tmz.com)
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Real Life Troll Harasses TV Reporter (telerise.tv)
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[Politics] Reporter is lucky Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice David Prosser didn't angrily grab something other than the microphone (fox6now.com)
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In Attempt to save the social fabric of idealistic lifestyle, seaside town bans offensive T-shirts. Homer Simpson is unavailable for comment (news.com.au)
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Rick Vaughn admits to steroid use. While his speed improved, he was still just a bit outside (sports.espn.go.com)
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[Entertainment] Snoop Dogg to destroy the English language once and for all with his Doggtionary (3news.co.nz)
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NBA Owner go the way of the NFL Owners or Wisconsin (kansascity.com)
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Few patients left at Rome psychiatric hospital. Well, when in Rome (ajc.com)
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Man tries to get on plane with fake boarding pass. The authorities Delta blow to his plans (ajc.com)
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Mortgage industry executive gets himself a 30 year, fixed-address sentence (dealbook.nytimes.com)
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To catch a cheater (people.com)
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The penitentiaries are still packed for the time being, but hopefully they will soon contain fewer blacks (csmonitor.com)
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Good news for alcoholics: You now have more time to buy beer (seattlepi.com)
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Fed Bureau of Prison's decision to correct past racism could save the US $200 million a year (politico.com)
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Dr. Pepper sues Dr. Pepper over Dr. Pepper. We must go deeper (consumerist.com)
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San Jose city councilman sentenced for DUI, despite explaining that he voted to raise his sobriety ceiling (sfgate.com)
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Bank of America's takeover of Countrywide? Yeah, it's "the worst by a mile" (consumerist.com)
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Dear illegal file sharers in Finland: Invest in proxy software or risk losing your internet for ever (siliconrepublic.com)
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a foul shot (Not safe for work) (sploogeblog.com)
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Christopher Nolan to produce supernatural thriller by Keith Gordon. Bottom line: if Christopher Nolan likes it, YOU like it (comingsoon.net)
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The BASEketball prophecy has come to be (probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com)
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Just in: Officials report disproportionate number of aircraft crashes in Alaska. Next up: Officials report disproportionate number of mountainous areas and inclement weather systems in Alaska (upi.com)
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Woody Allen does not have a "text number" (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)
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Kathleen Blanco diagnosed with rare eye cancer. She didn't see it coming (nola.com)
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All of Transformers 3's special effects in one short video (gizmodo.com)
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"Cookblast Is a One-Stop-Shop for ..." - Now finish this headline based on what you thought it said the first time you read it (lifehacker.com)
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Women generally pride themselves on asking for directions. This woman is probably an exception (alamosanews.com)
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"Juno" screenwriter Diablo Cody to make her directorial debut... right after she stocks the fridge with some Sunny D (digitalspy.com)
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Tiger Woods' first endorsement deal since scandal is from Japan (losangeles.ibtimes.com)
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There's a reason 5-Hour Energy tells you not to exceed two bottles per day (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com)
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Danica Patrick worried about her weight or something, now that she realizes she's a terrible racer (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)
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Thaddeus McCotter is running for President. In other news, there's a dude named Thaddeus McCotter who is serving in Congress, who knew? (politico.com)
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Zombie stars being studied. First up: Zsa Zsa Gabor (upi.com)
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[Entertainment] "The Walking Dead" showrunner Frank Darabont teases viewers' BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS with details about the show's second season premiere (some spoilers) (digitalspy.com)
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China builds world's longest bridge, claim they are not compensating for anything (dailymail.co.uk)
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[Main] Man ordered to remove 'BO11 LUX' license plate. What a load of... something (digitalspy.com)
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Researchers find faces of a different race hard to remember, all look alike (upi.com)
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Lady Gaga named "Drag Queen of Pop" (digitalspy.com)
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Subby's 2005 phone interview with Tori Amos (youtube.com)
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Your Liberal Media at work: rulings against Obamacare receive way more attention than rulings in favor (washingtonmonthly.com)
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The debt ceiling limit is unconstitutional. Why? Because the U.S. is supposed to pay its bills. Sheesh, it's just like John Q. Public (huliq.com)
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The wallabie could teach the cow a thing or two aobut curbing flatulence (mnn.com)
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Prince William and Kate make their first official overseas trip to Canada, will spend 9 days surveying Britain's North American possessions (today.msnbc.msn.com)
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Scientists finally solve the Rubik's Cube math problem. Next up: Can you really skydive with parachute pants? (mnn.com)
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Michelle Bachmann talks about the time she had a natural abortion years ago (blog.seattlepi.com)
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[Main] This looks shopped, I can tell by some of the pixels and from seeing it (dailymail.co.uk)
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Commas boldy going where no comma has gone before (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
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Waiter at T.G.I.Fridays confirms he will never be more than a waiter at T.G.I.Fridays (foxnews.com)
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We're lumberjacks and we're OK if we can log all day according to our contract while your Minnesota government workers sleep all day (twincities.com)
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No, Virginia. There is no Poop Fairy (thedenverchannel.com)
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I guess he told some one to have a seat right here? (newser.com)
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Ayn Rand Institute giving away a free copy of Atlas Shrugged. How altruistic (studentsforliberty.org)
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If you've got $12,000 just laying around, you could spend it on an extremely realistic fake premature baby, complete with incubator and IV (foxnews.com)
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Hey Farkers, before you destroy yet another keyboard and go ITG, possibly having a stroke, please read (cracked.com)
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Treasury Secretary Tim Geither considering leaving cabinet if debt ceiling negotiations succeed and his copy of TurboTax says it's OK (money.cnn.com)
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Man builds world's biggest house of cards, is immediately offered job in banking industry (dailymail.co.uk)
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Concentration camp museum to charge admission fee. Visitors outraged, complain it used to be free to get in, and there even was a train (spiegel.de)
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For twenty years, woman suffered from bananaphobia. So that's why she never answered my calls on the banana phone (dailymail.co.uk)
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The media doesn't publish any photos of gay nudity during gay pride parades, and the Catholic Church is furious. Wait, what? (catholicleague.org)
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This week on "To catch an adulterer" we have a very special guest star (allheadlinenews.com)
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Have you heard the one about Frank McCourt called a "schlemiel" and Jamie a "skinny Chihuahua" ? (examiner.com)
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Boating accident leaves teen girl impaled on boat propeller. Rescue teams keep her head above water with life jackets for over an hour while they remove the propeller from the boat so she can be airlifted to the hospital (wtkr.com)
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Tax hikes are extremely unpopular, as you can tell from this article that calls them everything but (washingtonpost.com)
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Yo, Dawg I heard you like babies, so we gave you a baby, while you were having a baby Yo (dailymail.co.uk)
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Highlights of Obama's speech on the national jet crisis (online.wsj.com)
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Mesa transformer exploded. Yousa better call the Jedis, okey-day? (azcentral.com)
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Murderers Tie the Knot at Orange County Prison (losangeles.ibtimes.com)
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"I thought that lady was dead" is NOT a good alibi for sexual assault (kspr.com)
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ṭhings are afoot at the Circle K (azcentral.com)
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Sen. DeMint comes up with a fig-leaf to cover the inevitable GOP cave-in on the debt ceiling "negotiation": Republicans will vote to increase the debt limit, but Obama has to promise he'll never ask them again (newsmax.com)
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IBM announces phase change memory which allows access to your pron collection 100x faster than current SSDs (dvice.com)
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"Chelsea Lately" tops "Conan" in the ratings. Scary tag drinks Sad tag under the table (popwatch.ew.com)
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It always nice to see a young man doing what he loves (blog.al.com)
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U.S Air Force still bombing the bejeezus out of brown people (defensenews.com)
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ZombiE stars key to measuring dark energy. ZOMBIE STARS, EVERYUNDEADBODY PANIC (sciencedaily.com)
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"What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their strong, conservative women" (rollingstone.com)
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[Politics] The Obama administration is currently listing Israel among 36 "specially designated countries" it believes "have shown a tendency to promote, produce, or protect terrorist organizations or their members" (cnsnews.com)
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[Entertainment] On second thought, let's not renew "Camelot." It is a silly series (insidetv.ew.com)
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Boy gets beaten over how much bacon he ate. Probably worried he might beomce pork-ly (pennlive.com)
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Call of Duty party. Exactly what it sounds like (g4tv.com)
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Long Island officials warn of whooping cough outbreak among children at summer camp. Anti-vaccine activist Jenny McCarthy unavailable for comment, savage beating (newyork.cbslocal.com)
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"I've got six to eight days to recover fully from the inside (the butt), but I've begun to try the outside," said Efe Vegas from Madrid by telephone. (After Sergio Vegas was gored twice) *google chrome translation (es.euronews.net)
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Francis Ford Coppola to make film based on candy bar (insidemovies.ew.com)
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Carrie Fisher weighs in on Farkers, "Teenage boys are masturbating over you each night, it's bound to do something screwy to your psyche" (toronto.com)
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You know the economy's bad when anti-abortion groups are struggling to make ends meet (ymlp.com)
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Get Ready For... The Timeline of Your Life (chroniclr.com)
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Matt Smith & Karen Gillan confirmed for San Diego Comic-Con (blogs.bbcamerica.com)
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Three cute kittens attack hand, shadow (magicmonkeys.co.uk)
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'Good value monarcy makes Her Majesty sound like she's something to be bought off the shop shelf' Where does that leave Charles? (telegraph.co.uk)
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Judge rules Google can be sued for wiretapping because it takes "sophisticated computer tools" to receive unencrypted 802.11 transmissions (usatoday.com)
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Amazon cuts ties with California. Not the rainforest, the company (kfbk.com)
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And the princess is ordering poutine, as is tradition (upi.com)
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We've all invented foster kids from time to time to get some extra money from the government. But saying you have 15 of them is just greedy (dailymail.co.uk)
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The father-of-the-bride responds to the mother-in-law from hell. "She has her head stuck so far up her own arse she doesn't know whether to speak or fart" (dailymail.co.uk)
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MTV Cribs Serbia (youtube.com)
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Jesus Christ, Houston National Cemetery. God bless (foxnews.com)
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After 80 years of employment, Pepsi hires Santa away from Coca Cola. "But Mr Claus, I thought you had a deal with - you know" (dailymail.co.uk)
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Shia LaBeouf brags about hooking up with Megan Fox. Well wouldn't you too if your last name meant fart in french? (foxnews.com)
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Boat leaves without tourist snorkeling on Great Barrier Reef. This is not a repeat from "Open Water" (cairnsblog.net)
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Ever wonder how much cash an ATM holds? It's at least $400,000. Well, it was (news.nationalpost.com)
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Report details how one principal hypnotized students for years, I'm a chicken (npr.org)
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Thu June 30, 2011, 06:00 PM
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Do the Dog Doogity and Pick Up That Poop (seattledogspot.com)
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Tim Pawlenty is more fake than Bachmann's orgasms (minnpost.com)
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Just in case you thought that drunk cowboys needed another excuse to carry weaponry, WY has you covered (usacarry.com)
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Bill Clinton letter to 'Ann Landers' hits auction block. Auction house describes Clinton's White House letterhead a "seldom-seen" size (wlsam.com)
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Celebrity planking is catching on ... a Prime Minister has even gotten into the act. (pics) (bittenandbound.com)
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Enough is enough I have had it with all these mother-farking scorpions on this mother-farking plane (weirdnews.aol.com)
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Prince William and Kate arrive in Canada to start North American tour (losangeles.ibtimes.com)
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How do you top a flood threatning your nuclear power plant? Burn your employees (ketv.com)
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Little biatch ran into my knive. She ran into my knife FIVE times (kjct8.com)
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Doesn't "Dexter" warn these kids not to try this at home? (woodburybulletin.com)
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Baby rushed to hospital after being left inside of hot car at state prison by an employee who will shortly become a resident (helenair.com)
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Is CM Punk the new Stone Cold Steve Austin? (wrestlingnewssource.com)
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[Politics] Mitt Romney, whose leadership drove his state to the 4th weakest job growth, criticizes Obama's job record (politico.com)
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The six pets who enjoy watching specific TV shows and movies. Pythons like The Colbert Report apparently (shortlist.com)
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"First World Problems" rap: It's the CNN of the suburban community (avclub.com)
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Hell hath no fury like an old man in a poopie suit (thedailybeast.com)
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If your name is Greg, you better lock your doors and windows (upi.com)
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Laws?? Laws? Those do not apply to The God King (washingtonpost.com)
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Garden Grove enacts law to ban "sexy cafe's" in Little Vietnam. There's no happy ending to this one (ocregister.com)
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Pro Tip: Don't fall asleep while smoking next to your oxygen tank (wlsam.com)
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Study shows obese girls face tougher climb up the career ladder; would prefer career escalator (ksl.com)
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Politics that even a sports fan can understand. Bachmann is sacked for a loss. Romney busts out for a 10 yard gain. Newt fumbles the ball in the endzone for a safety (cbsnews.com)
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Now the Brits are taking to the street in protest of austerity cuts. This will not end well (news.yahoo.com)
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Here I am, sting you on this here airplane (msnbc.msn.com)
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Man boards U.S. flight without proper ID and someone else's expired boarding pass (consumerist.com)
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Tiny Tim flees the ship. Tinier Bobby Rubin nods in approval (bloomberg.com)
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8 Facebook Features Which Are Missing In Google+ (pcmag.com)
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About the Hypnotist High School Principal, He's getting creeeeeepy. Very creeeeepy (sfgate.com)
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Flush the cat - so named because he was abandoned in a restaurant toilet - now knows what it is like to get dumped on Caturday (bbc.co.uk)
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HALT, CITIZEN: Paul Weller is designing t-shirts for cancer along with his pals. I imagine Ronny Cox is one of them (contactmusic.com)
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An interview with David Hyde Pierce, the man who made Frasier worth watching (avclub.com)
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Have Mercy, Been Waiting For The Bus All Day: Illegal aliens prepare to flee Georgia for Mexico (tiftongazette.com)
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Chris Hansen - Why don't you have a seat right over there (dailymail.co.uk)
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[Main] Four guys rob Five Guys; turns out three of the four guys worked at Five Guys and now each need one guy to convince twelve other guys not to lock them up with 500 other guys (lohud.com)
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[Entertainment] The fiftieen goofiest creatures ever seen on Dr. Who. Yeah, the giant candy thing is on here (toplessrobot.com)
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Spoiler filled FAQ for Transformers 3: MORE EXPLOSIONS (toplessrobot.com)
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Chicago DNR willingly releases six rare snakes into the wild. No word on why they would try to save a disgusting species on the verge of extinction (qctimes.com)
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Arizona begins removal of vermin from state capitol grounds. I guess you could say they were *puts on sunglasses* SB 1070ed. YYYEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHH (azcentral.com)
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Mog the cat, his 2 front legs paralyzed after a car accident, is learning to walk again by dog-paddling in a pool. After just 2 1/2 months of therapy, Mog can now stand on his own 4 paws just in time for Caturday (today.msnbc.msn.com)
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Robot-Like Man Dances to Daft Punk (telerise.tv)
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Nun bank robber discovered to be a woman (chicagotribune.com)
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What's Bill Maher's problem with Sarah Palin? He hates women (dailycaller.com)
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Glenn Beck leaves Fox News with his soul. *lol* (realclearpolitics.com)
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Wait, we're bombing Somalia, too? What, did we get bored with our other little tussles going on? (english.aljazeera.net)
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Pawn Star, a Florida pawn shop since 1996, gets a cease and desist on their name from the History Channel show Pawn Stars, circa 2010. The Old Man surrenders (newportrichey.wtsp.com)
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Second photographer suing Rihanna, presumably for pain and suffering (contactmusic.com)
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DC Comics fans will protest the upcoming relaunch at Comic-Con. No word on what effect all 52 fans will have (comicsalliance.com)
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Colored contacts could be dangerous. You probably shouldn't look at this article through rose-colored lenses (9news.com)
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Amy Winehouse's website hacked. Ironically enough, the hackers got a virus from it (contactmusic.com)
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"A Plan for Putting the GOP on TV News" was "a memo calling for a partisan, pro-GOP news operation to be potentially paid for and run out of the White House." Its backer? Roger Ailes, founder of Fox News (gawker.com)
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Alex...shhhhhh.....you're scaring the straights (youtube.com)
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All four judges return to American Idol (music-mix.ew.com)
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Most interesting book review by the author of Forrest Gump you'll read all day. It's about a "psychobiographer" figuring out why Truman Capote brought the snark and betrayed his high society friends (weeklystandard.com)
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America's Got Talent finds its own Susan Boyle in a 42-year-old Chinese housewife. Bonus: her Tiger Mom discouraged her from being a singer (toofab.com)
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Bacon- serious business (thesmokinggun.com)
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The most obnoxious book proposal ever. Yes, really (gawker.com)
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NJ Gov. Christie trims the Democrat-supported N.J. budget using a line-item veto. If only he could use it on himself (nj.com)
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A 32 year old Skadden Arps associate, after working multiple 100 hour weeks and stressed out to the point of losing her hair, suddenly drops dead. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this (abovethelaw.com)
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"That's F-A-R-K" (liveleak.com)
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Chris Hemsworth will be back for Thor 2--scheduled for a Summer 2013 release--but Kenneth Branagh won't (deadline.com)
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Judge Rules For NRLB Over Boeing In Labor Dispute, Graham Piping Mad (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)
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Goodbye to the Oxford comma? Well, hello, to, the, Shatner, comma. Beam, me, up, Scotty (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
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Top 10 typos on sports TV: One errant keystroke and 'Andre Ethier's Hit Streak' turns into something vulgar (sportstvjobs.com)
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America has its very own Cayman Islands Corporate Paradise ... in Cheyenne, Wyoming (allgov.com)
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Penis mightier (thesun.co.uk)
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Mortgage company completely trashes home of man who fell behind on his payments. With pics, video (wtsp.com)
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Subsidized Housing Residents Living in Luxury (wmal.com)
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Woman has to remove diaper for airport pat-dow. TSA agents said they could not search the diaper while she was still wearing it. Oh Shi@t (wjla.com)
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An appropriate criminal sentence if there ever was one (azcentral.com)
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Costumed "super heroes" are riding bikes around Iowa looking for volunteer opportunities (desmoinesregister.com)
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China's Sichuan province holds last-ever Photoshop Contest (news.yahoo.com)
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我可以告 诉我的时候看见不少 Photoshops，并从一些的像素。 (news.yahoo.com)
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| (Some Guy) |
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Here's another texting-while-driving law the legislative branch passed without giving any consideration as to how the executive branch can enforce it without breaking the law itself (jconline.com)
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News: President Obama attacks Republicans for opposing elimination of favorable tax rules for corporate jet owners. Fark: The tax rules were part of the stimulus bill signed by President Obama and opposed by Republicans (nation.foxnews.com)
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MySpace loses over half of its members (news.cnet.com)
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Kansas to become abortion clinic free tomorrow. Good luck everyone from Kansas (motherjones.com)
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Crack heads get break with new sentencing laws, Fracking awesome (thenewstribune.com)
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Orange you glad she didn't have a banana? (photos.boobdex.com)
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So, who's going to masquerade this weekend? (labyrinthmasquerade.com)
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New census update shows what the world will look like in 2050. Difficulty: No pictures (news.yahoo.com)
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Colbert Gets FEC Go-Ahead for Super-PAC (online.wsj.com)
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Chloe, a nineteen year old toothless cat missing for more than 3 months, decides she has had enough of getting her own noms, returns safely home just in time for Caturday (wlky.com)
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[Entertainment] Something something / It's the end of the symphony orchestra as we know it / Something something / LEONARD BERNSTEIN (standpointmag.co.uk)
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17th Century Burried Treasure found off the Jupiter Inlet in Florida (wptv.com)
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Let's try some word association. 11-year-old girl. Tied up. Basement. Pole (chicagotribune.com)
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Boy Meets Girl Online, Boy Gets Shot On Date (wpbf.com)
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Crystal Mountain will be open for skiing and snow boarding slopes for the long holiday weekend. Thank you Al Gore (blog.thenewstribune.com)
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Older workers will be punished under President Barack Obama's health care overhaul (foxnews.com)
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This guy seems to be able to make the paper catch fire by concentrating on it (youtube.com)
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China has acquired Iranian Photoshop technology (huffingtonpost.com)
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When you find evidence that a mortgage company is defrauding the government, do you C) sweep it under the rug and ignore it? (bloomberg.com)
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Amazon and Overstock Terminate Relationships with California Businesses (losangeles.ibtimes.com)
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Photoshop this woman with her Balls (web-images.chacha.com)
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How DC traffic caused Senator Rand Paul to move out of his dad's house (famousdc.com)
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MSNBC suspends political pundit for saying on air that Obama acted like "a dick," pundit's Fark user ID currently unknown (news.yahoo.com)
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Vincent D. Cat, despite losing a paw and part of his tail in an accident, is now spokescat for the animal shelter that saved his life, a contest winner (he donated his $5000 prize to the shelter), and an artist with his 1st show on Caturday (www2.staffordcountysun.com)
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Rolando Cruz injured in boat explosion. So much for a pleasure Cruz (wpbf.com)
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Democrats thinking short-term, are weighing a short-term U.S. budget deal that would avert a looming default (cnbc.com)
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The Lost Saucer finally brings Alice home (nytimes.com)
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What does Kelly Brook wear while shopping for groceries? Something awesome, that's what (celebslam.celebuzz.com)
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It looks like she made it... a bad habit. YEAHHHHHHHHH (chicagotribune.com)
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To renew your faith in humanity, Reno's baby-boiling, illegal immigrant, sharpie-eyebrowed Mother-of-the-Year will get life in prison for torturing, killing her own newborn son (rgj.com)
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Burglar cuts self, steals first-aid kit. He must've been a Linkin Park fan (charlotteobserver.com)
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[Main] Florida shooting ranges are becoming a prototype for suicide booths. Oh cool, a quarter. So long, jerkwads (orlandosentinel.com)
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When arrested for being a "Peeping Tom", telling the cops you were just looking for your pussy is NOT going to help your case (oregonlive.com)
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There is a new fairy in Washington (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
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Leaders lead. Obama leaves (pajamasmedia.com)
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And Fark's Politics tab suddenly became silent (csmonitor.com)
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Road rage leads to sworded turn of events (wivb.com)
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Man fires gun in church. PEW PEW PEW (wcnc.com)
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Obviously this is news link involves news that is not important to anyone other than Minnesotans F*(K OFF MASS MEDIA AND THE REST OF AMERICA (nytimes.com)
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Photoshop this vacant venture (pdnphotooftheday.com)
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Harvard University: 4th of July parades are evil right-wing that turn kids into Republicans (usnews.com)
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Another scientist on the Global Warming™ gravy train (guardian.co.uk)
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"Michele Bachmann is clearly a Great American, her words have iron, her spirit is indefatigable and her beauty contagious. In a perfect world her ultimate campaign theme song would be WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG" (azcentral.com)
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"There will be others who say, Stephen Colbert, what will you do with the unrestricted Super-PAC money? To which I say, 'I don't know. Give it to me and let's find out.'" (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
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Tramp-stamps of the rich and famous (fox40.com)
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Gov. Rick Scott and Gov. Rick Perry: "KOCH IS IT" What a bunch of Dicks (thinkprogress.org)
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Michael Jackson gave a Backstreet Boys' 15-year-old little brother wine and cocaine. "And then my mom called the police" (cbsnews.com)
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Creator of password technology dies after clicking "Forgot password" too many times (nytimes.com)
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To build an F1 track you need: A. Dedicated Bike Facilities, B. Showers for Cyclists, C. Community Garden, D. Plant 800 trees, E. Electric Cars F.(ail) all of the above (ci.austin.tx.us)
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If you have a tenant who won't pay his rent you; A) File a notice to move B) Evict him immediatly C) Set the man on fire (fox8.com)
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Catawba man fell down, but he got up again. You're never gonna keep him down (wcnc.com)
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The new law mandating that California schools teach Gay history has some people who don't like it. Of course Fox News is there (foxnews.com)
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Google+ invites shut down after "insane demand." That's a lot of poking (computerworld.com)
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Giving the "middle finger of affection" to the State Attorney during the Casey Anthony trial? 6 days in jail (with judicial reprimand video awesomeness) (wiod.com)
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Subway would like you to know they never served dog meat in their restaurants (philly.com)
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Iowa lawmakers agree on abortion funding, little flag debate still heated (qctimes.com)
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News analyst calls president richard obama, gets suspended (whbf.com)
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Your payment is paltry. My lawsuit is inevitable (tmz.com)
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Tobey Maguire insists that he did not play illegal poker. In other news, James Franco insists that the pie was soooooooooooo bad (tmz.com)
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[Geek] Introducing the new Prius "performance" package.. stop laughing The package mainly improves..STOP LAUGHING, improves the Prius's stance, with a lowering kit, 17" forged alloys..STOP LAUGHING (jalopnik.com)
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"Christ, this is getting out of hand" (telegraph.co.uk)
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[Geek] 85 percent of top Amazon product reviewers have been offered freebies to influence their reviews. "The ideal person is someone who could actually write well but has no understanding of disclosure, integrity, or reality" (pcmag.com)
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Rick Santorum: Please, think of the private jet owners (thinkprogress.org)
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[Sports] Medical examiner concludes that Macho Man Randy Savage's heart snapped like a Slim Jim (tmz.com)
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Critics say that Megan Fox's replacement in Transformers can't act. They then go on to say the franchise has not missed a beat (blog.movies.yahoo.com)
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China's many, many Weiners (worldcrunch.com)
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Movie critics are being passive-aggressive with their praise for "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" (popwatch.ew.com)
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555 timer footstool gives user +10 geek cred (geek.com)
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Not to be outdone by the NFL, the NBA plans their own lockout. They expect it to last 4 times longer than the NFL's with nobody paying attention until the last couple weeks (cnn.com)
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Former Chairman Greenspan: Fed's massive stimulus program had little impact on economy (cnbc.com)
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If first you don't suceed try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again (fox8.com)
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Greek President plans expensive bathroom remodel. "Let them eat cake" (online.wsj.com)
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Kangaroos produce much less methane than cows when they fart. Now you know (bbc.co.uk)
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[Main] Don't you hate it when you're only wearing a raincoat while burglarizing a garage with some woman, and you both decide to have sex then she pepper-sprays your face and steals your car and drives it into a pond? (ksdk.com)
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Rural Chinese county shamed by worst photoshop ever going viral. "I looked at the photo and I almost coughed out half a liter of blood. Even a rank amateur like myself can tell that this was a PhotoShop job" (zonaeuropa.com)
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Spilled alcohol, lit cigarette blamed for house fire, Fark downtimes (thedenverchannel.com)
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Remember when Jon Stewart said that Fox wasn't a news organization, but a right-wing political organization? Yeah, about that (w/ docs) (gawker.com)
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[Sports] A slideshow of 26 NHL free agent busts, better known as the New York Rangers Hall of Shame (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)
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Graphic artist attacked during TIFF with PNG tribesmen (cairns.com.au)
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[Main] Judge sides with polar bears. As if anyone in their right mind would side against a polar bear (townhall.com)
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Players of the soon-to-be-defunct Star Wars Galaxies MMO threaten lawsuit to stop the game from ending. The sperge is strong with these ones (shacknews.com)
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Behold the "indestructible" botnet. Good luck PC users (bbc.co.uk)
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Background check on your friends, co-workers, & family? There's an app for that (gizmodo.com)
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Submitted for your approval: the story of a man. A man who writes for a living, and his writing takes on a life... in the Twilight Zone (movies.ign.com)
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Just another case of somebody's leg getting tangled up with something metal, and having to be freed by emergency responders wearing SCUBA gear... wait, what? (wavy.com)
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Caption this happy groom being escorted to his bride-to-be (media.mlive.com)
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"This is just something stupid that I did," (wesh.com)
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If you're going to stab somebody in a fight over a dog, can you at least pick a dog that's still alive? (alexandercounty.wbtv.com)
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Two down, two to go (sports.espn.go.com)
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Reckless driver crashes, read all about it *BAM* Reckless driver runs over newspaper seller, read all about it (wxii12.com)
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↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A = infinite piss (youtube.com)
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[Politics] Tax Ben Stein's money (foxnews.com)
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[Sports] Farked: You're relegated from the EPL. TotallyFarked: Your cross-town rivals steal your manager. UltraFarked: Your 'multi-millionaire' owner is arrested for money laundering (guardian.co.uk)
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[Main] 17-year-old boy disrespects the police by being mentally handicapped and having a speech impediment. So 20 cops bust out the tasers and pepper spray and beat some respect into the kid (courthousenews.com)
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[Entertainment] Get a headstart on the July 4th weekend "Twilight Zone" marathon with the show's 10 best episodes (starpulse.com)
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Trying to get gas in Detroit? That's a gang-squad beating. With video (detnews.com)
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Mark Zuckerberg joined Google+. Guess he's sick of Facebook too (uproxx.com)
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Woman arrested for taking a non-screaming baby to the store (kens5.com)
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[Foobies] Arkida Reeves gathers no moss (Not safe for work) (sploogeblog.com)
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String of luxury car thefts runs through Naperville (triblocal.com)
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Submitted for your approval - an Oscarbait biopic about Rod Serling (deadline.com)
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"Weeds" star Mary Louise Parker: "People give me pot all the time." Thank goodness she's not on "Breaking Bad" (starpulse.com)
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"Rick Perry watching two things." Well, three things if you count an escort's balls as separate entities (huffingtonpost.com)
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Seriously, is Comedy Central poised to become a dominant political force in the US? (theatlantic.com)
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Nearly 50 years after independence, 60% of Jamaicans think they were better off under the British (bbc.co.uk)
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In a rare astrological occurrence, Japanese fetish-of-the-week aligns with a popular Fark topic (kotaku.com)
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What do Nancy Pelosi, Kathleen Sebelius, and a bunch of nuns have in common? (Besides the fact that desperate subby would hit them all) (washingtonmonthly.com)
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Naked drunk woman arrested after charging across street to 'kill' nosy neighbor (macombdaily.com)
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Colbert SuperPAC approved (washingtonpost.com)
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Pigeon man charged after kicking woman in head. Weirdest superhero ever (mlive.com)
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Not news: U.S. Navy buys 59,000 microchips for its missiles. News: They're counterfeit. Holy farking shiat: They were from China, and they'd been built with back doors that would allow an enemy to remotely shut down missiles in flight (wired.com)
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Your tics, twitches, and spastic movements at work are more beneficial than you think (sciencedaily.com)
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Deadly European E. coli outbreak might be a plague of Egypt (bbc.co.uk)
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The Chevy Volt = a case of planned Obamsolescence, as yet another Japanese automaker runs rings around the US auto industry with half a Fukushima tied behind its back (green.autoblog.com)
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Obama's decision to tap the nation's strategic reserve last week? Here's the snake oil science as to why it didn't lower oil prices (money.cnn.com)
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Introducing the Shatner Comma (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
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Rhino injures forest guard. Way to toot your own horn (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)
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Hey Mom? You are a @$%& (litefm.com)
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Wayans brothers on trial for allegedly stealing jokes. In a related story, Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, and Dennis Leary were placed on suicide watch (reuters.com)
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Want free weed? Play a drug dealer on TV (starpulse.com)
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Think you're athletic? Think you're tough? Think you have endurance? Think you can handle pain? Grab your bike and head for France, says one researcher (newswise.com)
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UEFA makes a giant step forward and finally introduces retrospective punishment for blatant diving. Just kidding, they feel it's not a problem any more after adding another referee (sport.uk.msn.com)
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China opens world's longest bridge. Michael Bay set to destroy it in Transformers 4 (shortlist.com)
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There's only two things I hate in this world, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and ... make that one thing (huffingtonpost.com)
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Protip: If you're going to flip off a lawyer, you probably shouldnt do it in the courtroom of the Casey Anthony Trial. Judgalarity ensues (wtsp.com)
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Happy life, Clyde (sciencedaily.com)
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Steerpuke? Gormenghastric distress? How about Tudorrunk? (reuters.com)
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I ear there stalk about a man who bought the farm due to corn kernels. Aw shucks, pops (niagarafallsreview.ca)
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[Sports] "They say the grass is not greener on other side but let me tell you, when I'm watering the grass it's going to be green" (sports.espn.go.com)
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You and your dog wants steak. Here comes the science (wired.com)
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The top 10 gimmicks in the WWE today. LITTLE JIMMY IS HOLDING R-TRUTH'S RANKING DOWN IN THIS ARTICLE (bleacherreport.com)
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Man gets stung by scorpion on airplane. Guess it wasn't built with a wall so strong that it couldn't break through (news.yahoo.com)
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Dear teacher, I am sorry my son Kyle's homework isn't finished. The dog ate him (cbsnews.com)
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[Sports] NBA parties like it's 1999 (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
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Glenn Beck to take a page from Bill O' Reilly's playbook and do his final show live. Farking show sucks either way (drudgereport.com)
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Last year 22 NBA franchises lost money and David Stern would have you believe that it's somehow the players' fault (msn.foxsports.com)
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Pinochet's Chile, Yeltsin's Russia, and LePage's Maine all have something in common. Other than the overrated seafood (pressherald.com)
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Tigers move Coke to bullpen. Josh Hamilton promptly requests trade to Detroit (detroit.tigers.mlb.com)
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Time for Zach Duke, Juan Miranda To Go (dbackscentral.com)
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Can't sleep, clowns will molest me (thewhig.com)
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Zoo refuses to lend elephant to festival. In all fairness, how would you pachyderm in a suitcase? (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)
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How Fox News came to be, or: A Plan For Putting the GOP on TV News (gawker.com)
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Is it less bad to fark an unconscious woman on the sidewalk in broad daylight if you think she's dead? (fox4kc.com)
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Check out the Sleepy Man Banjo Boys on Letterman (youtube.com)
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Michigan used to have union rallies, now they have right to work rallies (freep.com)
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[Business] Man wins two round-trip tickets and 4,000 frequent flyer miles in Alaska Airlines' new "Lucky Scorpion Seat" promotion (thejournal.ie)
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Why the housing market isn't really that bad, and simultaneously why it's worse (cnbc.com)
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Israelis suspected of cutting the tip off the shaft (telegraph.co.uk)
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Town's women withhold sex over condition of road; town's men stage hunger strike over lack of sex. Tell me again how humanity has survived this long? (latino.foxnews.com)
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Homeless dude arrested after passing out behind Dumpster. It's not news, it's Dumpster spelled with a capital "D" (bangordailynews.com)
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Best Treasury Secretary EVAR set to jump ship (bloomberg.com)
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Man accused of slashing puppy's face, neck, abdomen, and chest after it bit him. Fortunately, the adorable pooch is recovering, but the pictures will pull the bejeezus out of your heartstrings (denver.cbslocal.com)
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Dang, there goes his TGIFriday career: Man flips off prosecutor at Casey Anthony trial (orlandosentinel.com)
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Mitt Romney using closed Allentown shop to hit Obama. I'm no construction worker, but that's gotta hurt (mcall.com)
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Trailer Park Boys' long awaited new show asks the question "Who you gonna call when your wife stabs you in a fit of rage and you wake up with a kitchen knife sticking out of your peehole?" The answer: Falcon. Not safe for work (youtube.com)
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Step 1: Make rude gesture in court despite signs and verbal warnings Step 2: ??? Step 3: TGIF Profits (wtsp.com)
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Saudi Arabia accuses the International Energy Agency of oil price manipulation (online.wsj.com)
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Social pressure falsifies memory, like that one time you told everyone that you hated "Rashomon" (medicalxpress.com)
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Farker seated in gallery gives a good fark you to the prosecutor, gets an even bigger one from the Judge (clickorlando.com)
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Meanwhile....On the gulf coast (huffingtonpost.com)
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[Main] Prosecutor fingered in Casey Anthony trial (cfnews13.com)
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Woman has a sadistic streak. Also, her cheating boyfriend doesn't have a masochistic streak. Who knew? (dailymail.co.uk)
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Fark Ready Headline: Seaside Rapist Seeks Release Into Monterey County (kionrightnow.com)
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Fracking Gov. Cuomo to fracking lift the fracking ban. You shale-frackers (nytimes.com)
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Scientists using sulfurous molecules to find life on distant plants. Sulfur, so good (physorg.com)
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Protest and tear gas? I thought you said frappe and baklava (w/ video) (beatcalls.com)
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FEC rules Stephen Colbert free to start Super PAC for the lulz (slatest.slate.com)
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Hitman agency double books job (content.usatoday.com)
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Online retailers abandon socialist European country because of backward tax policies. Did I say European? I meant Californian (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
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NBA moves to full lockout after contract negotiations fail in the final moments. NBA Players Union chided for using Lebron as a negotiator (tsn.ca)
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New state bird? (youtube.com)
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Want to buy fake weed? Use fake money. I guess it seemed logical at the time (sharonherald.com)
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"It's all part of a tree mafia." Keep your fronds close and your enemies closer (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)
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If you're going to take more than your share of the bacon at breakfast, make sure grandma isn't there - at least, this grandma (phillyburbs.com)
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Why don't I just have a seat over there? (news.yahoo.com)
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[Main] Secretary of Treasury Tim Geithner: "Screw you guys, I'm going home" (bloomberg.com)
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What could go wrong when the principal hypnozes students? I mean it's not like the kids are going to kill themselv.....oh, oops (mysuncoast.com)
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Slide show of extreme sports you can do in big cities. Not included: dodging bullets in downtown Detroit during the fireworks (bing.com)
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♫ Egrets... I've seen a few ♫ But then again, too few to mention ♫ (wcsh6.com)
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Largest bank fraud scheme in U.S. history finally gets a conviction, reveals how screwed up mortgage banking really was in the 00s. Bonus: the guy in the prison stripes is named Farkas (bloomberg.com)
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Where does Sarah Palin want to be in five years? Where Victor Kohring and Pete Kott are today (washingtonpost.com)
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Colbert SuperPAC approved by FEC. May god have mercy on our souls (opensecrets.us2.list-manage.com)
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Scorpion successfully navigates TSA security checkpoint to board plane, sting man during flight. Airline: "come fly us again" (news.yahoo.com)
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In his defense, he said he thought she was dead (fox4kc.com)
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Graphic artist shot with arrows by PNG tribesmen. He should've known better than to use MS Paint in the wild (news.com.au)
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"Even in the concerts themselves, unplanned erections are common and not necessarily something they try to hide" (christwire.org)
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Hermit crabs make noise?? (youtube.com)
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Scorpion hitches ride on plane to challenge Palin for title of most venomous creature in Alaska (msnbc.msn.com)
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Man killed by train in Westboro Park neighborhood tragically not Fred Phelps (cjonline.com)
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Mixed Marital Arts fighter Brett Rogers charged with assault. No, what typo? (applevalley.patch.com)
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17 years ago, Team USA ("soccer's version of the Detroit Lions") held mighty Brazil to 1-0 win in World Cup elimination round, sparking decade-plus of American interest in spending real money to watch soccer (mercurynews.com)
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Apparently playing golf is as boring as watching it on TV as Robert Garrigus admits to toking it up during the Nationwide Tour (msn.foxsports.com)
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Amy Winehouse's web site hacked. Angry fans now have to check FARK for rehab updates (tmz.com)
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Halle Berry doll sues haloperidol for copyright infringement (lessismorphine.blogspot.com)
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Recall. AZ style: "If her name was Smith or Jones, we would not be having this press conference," said Parraz. He believes Lantigua was targeted because she is Latina (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com)
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Porsche developing self-driving car. David Hasselhoff rejoices, gets a cheeseburger and a bottle of Jack Daniel's (physorg.com)
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There can be only one road rage incident like this (wivb.com)
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[Main] Why your Fourth of July Potato Salad is killing the planet and other tips for a greener Fourth of July (potato trifecta now in play) (nytimes.com)
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[Politics] Supreme Court rules unanimously that Scalia never met a corporation he didn't like (cbsnews.com)
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Jellyfish take down nuclear reactor in sting operation (msnbc.msn.com)
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[Main] Firefighter injured battling house fire started by two kids playing with cliches (nj.com)
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You NEVER want to see the words "jellyfish clog" and "nuclear reactors" in the same sentence (news.com.au)
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Riding your bike while retarded? That's a taserin' (courthousenews.com)
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Colbert reports to crowd: 'I am a Super PAC,' no joke. Well, maybe just one (cnsnews.com)
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Anti-Gay Congresswoman assures gay people that they shouldn't feel bad about her record. Well, that makes it Ok then (blogs.pitch.com)
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Hospital staff forfeit bathroom privileges (lessismorphine.blogspot.com)
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Family gets 3 million dollar settlement for botched delivery of baby born with Kabuki Syndrome, but attorney for the midwife says there's noh way that it's her fault (pressherald.com)
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NBA joins NFL in lockout. Hope you guys like watching baseball (nbcsports.msnbc.com)
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Human brain activity can predict future actions. You will submit this tomorrow with a better headline (sciencedaily.com)
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Thanks a lot, Dad (rivals.yahoo.com)
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If your birther book was supposed to come out as Obama released his birth certificate, turns out you can just sue everyone who makes fun of you to make up for it (news.yahoo.com)
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Glenn Beck is live for his final rant tonight. Subby suggests making popcorn and look for a 'Mark Halperin' moment (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
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Detective John Kimble stops man from using box cutter to remove tumor (news.com.au)
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Cue Samuel L. Jackson: "I have had it with these m*****f***ing SCORPIONS on this m*****f***ing plane" (adn.com)
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Greece uses 'hernia' hand sign to promote austerity measures (lessismorphine.blogspot.com)
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[Main] Stop pronouncing it "sal-mon." What is wrong with you? 20 commonly mispronounced food words (blogs.houstonpress.com)
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Crane kills four workers. Who knew that Frasier was such an elitist? (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)
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[Main] Climbing coach arrested for climbing onto 14-year-old team member (washingtonpost.com)
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Attention, Squirrels: Nuts gathering in DC for the Sixth Annual Heartland Institute International Convention on Climate Change (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)
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Okay, some poor schmuck was just sentenced to 6 days in county jail for flipping off lawyers in Casey Anthony trial...DIT, LOLaughOutLoudL (cbsnews.com)
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Deez nuts can leave a taste in your mom's mouth for weeks (abcnews.go.com)
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Why don't YOU have a seat right over there (popeater.com)
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20 Amazing look alikes (bonus- no slideshow) (oddee.com)
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This article could make the Politics Tab go the way of the Dodo bird (cracked.com)
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Guys, enough with the whimsy. We want real men (gq.com)
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Institute of Medicine Issues Blueprint for Pain in America. BRING IT, INSTITUTE OF MEDICINE (medscape.com)
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Army surveillance balloon orders no longer up in the air (upi.com)
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The 20 Healthiest (and Deadliest) Wieners (thedailybeast.com)
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Smugglers stuff blue-tongue lizards into teddy bears. Too bad they were bearly concealed (news.com.au)
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Jon Stewart rips into President Obama for his National Debt speech (mediaite.com)
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Dream on. Enviro activist Van Jones takes on the Tea Party with his American Dream Movement (theroot.com)
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For just the second time in history, a deadly virus is eradicated from the face of the earth. This is good news... if you have cloven hoofs (cnn.com)
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The Top 50 Beers in America as voted by a bunch of nerdy beer snobs (huffingtonpost.com)
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Antonia is a former model and hungarian TV celebrity. Her trademark is her flawless body, even after passing 40 (Not safe for work) (lacaceleb.hu)
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'Zombie' stars key to measuring dark energy, according to George Romero University (sciencedaily.com)
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[Politics] The next time something on Fox News pisses you off, just remember that it's all Nixon's fault (gawker.com)
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The most successful team in Le Mans history is coming back to the prototype class. No more waiting for Porsche (autosport.com)
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[Main] Today's prostitution round-up is highlighted by ironic chest tattoo (mysuncoast.com)
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If business-woman style is your fetish, this one is for you :) (Not safe for work) (iwantbabes.com)
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Enough is enough I have had it with these motherfarking scorpions on this motherfarking plane (wlsam.com)
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Fox News announces new show to replace Glenn Beck. It's called the 'The Five' with Juan Williams, Monica Crowley, Greg Gutfeld , Dana Perino and Bob Beckel. Not exactly 'Fair and Balanced' (mediaite.com)
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The 25 funniest Michael Bay movie review quotes. I recommend reading them in slow motion while you blow something up (superbooyah.com)
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Who's Your Daddy? Snoop Dog's more like Snoop Dad for some men (theroot.com)
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Despite what Fox News will tell you, the Obama administration largely just washed its hands of the Bush torture scandals (rawstory.com)
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Catholic church has pet blessing day. Your dog has a confession (westondemocrat.com)
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The best beers in America. Your best attempt at beer snobbery to the right (homebrewersassociation.org)
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Crap I shouldn't have gotten that tattoo of my dead cat on my lower back (mancavedaily.philadelphia.cbslocal.com)
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NBA locks out players, who in turn will get locked up very quickly (sltrib.com)
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"There ain't no 'Come on, man' in Gwinnett County" (ajc.com)
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Wood unveils foundation to help children, presumably by tearing their rotator cuffs (mlb.mlb.com)
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Blood-thirsty tourists boost the tourism in Massachusetts town to watch the sharks eat cute grey seals. Delicious (bloomberg.com)
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Love Bug (Not safe for work) (attugirls.com)
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"Apparently, sex with pleasure is immoral and unacceptable, but sex with violence and pain is moral and acceptable" (salon.com)
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Giants' Justin Tuck calls Eagles' LeSean McCoy a coward. He makes a good point, seeing as how the Eagles always run away from the Vince Lombardi Trophy (nypost.com)
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Say what? Conservative firebrand Glenn Beck says moviegoers wanted to "lynch" him (theroot.com)
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The Daily Gleaner correctly thinks that FARK's headline about the mixture of sports fans and beer is an absolute riot (dailygleaner.canadaeast.com)
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Dartmouth, Nova Scotia hires blue gumby named "Main Street Mikey" to attract downtown business (ns.dailybusinessbuzz.ca)
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NY to start "fracking" for natural gas, despite concerns it will contaminate water, alert Cylons to the thirteenth colony (msnbc.msn.com)
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Sharapova and Kvitvoa to battle ova Wimbledon championship (nypost.com)
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Guy walks out of hospital, goes wandering around downtown Dallas. FARK: After brain surgery. With "Dent in head big enough to hold water" video (wfaa.com)
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Having won the war in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Army will now focus efforts on a new menace: 5 toed running shoes (battleland.blogs.time.com)
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Wannabe teen terrorists mix American pop culture with jihadist beliefs. STRAIGHT OUTTA KABUL (nypost.com)
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Scientists figure out why kangaroo farts don't stink (bbc.co.uk)
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Being fooled by optical illusions might mean you're more self-aware (io9.com)
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TSA allows man to fly from NYC to LA with an old boarding pass. Grandmas and babies will still have to remove their nappies for inspection (dailymail.co.uk)
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Mother of the year candidate takes her dead baby shopping after killing the three-month old in a drunken rage (straitstimes.com)
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If you answered 'Dentistry' for the answer to the question: What profession has utilized the technology of Love Dolls recently? Please pick up your prize at the counter (With video of what a Dental 'assistant' might look like) (engadget.com)
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Queen pulls in huge profit of $70 million. They are the champions, my friend (nme.com)
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Fresh off his "I'm sorry gay people" tour, Tracy Morgan now offends.......the disabled (usatoday.com)
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Muse bassist gives up booze. It turns out that "puking up blood" can be a powerful motivator (spinner.com)
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Minneapolis baby born into mammoth National Children's Study. In related news, there are mammoth babies (startribune.com)
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And that's why you should quit school and learn how to play sports (mancavedaily.newyork.cbslocal.com)
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Tiger Woods no longer good at putting his ball into a hole (dfw.cbslocal.com)
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Budget problems force Minnesota to close all rest stops. Gays and motorists advised to "do their thing" along the side of the highway (content.usatoday.com)
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Before being hired, you'll have to pee in a cup and be tested for legally purchased personal decisions (610wiod.com)
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Cracker Barrell, got time to bleed (ksat.com)
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Shouldn't it read, "Father threw son from car into cacti," instead of "cactuses?" (wwl.com)
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Yes, your very minor injustice is EXACTLY like the Holocaust (huffingtonpost.com)
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Is anyone using the grid to keep track of time? Nope. Great let's see if anyone complains if we eliminate it. I for one welcome our powergrid time overlords (dispatch.com)
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Justin Timberlake to buy MySpace, undoing in moments everything that a decade of hard work turning around his public image had accomplished (news.yahoo.com)
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Shut Down EVERYTHING (startribune.com)
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Public swimming pool recreates hilarious pool scene from "Caddyshack", except the Baby Ruth was replaced with a dead body (chicagotribune.com)
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MySpace cost Murdoch at least *puts extended pinky to lip* 1 billion dollars (arstechnica.com)
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Jellyfish shut down nuclear power plant after jamming the mechanism (huliq.com)
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WRESTLING'S STILL REAL TO JIM ROME, DAMMIT (withleather.uproxx.com)
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Ashton Kutcher is Twitter-fighting with the Village Voice over sex slaves. Now excuse me while I go drown myself in a urinal (uproxx.com)
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Dubya, alcohol involved in death of woman near White House (washingtonpost.com)
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Left for Dead: Extreme Texas toddler edition (clickorlando.com)
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A look inside an extravagant Wal-Mart shareholders meeting. This is why hourly Wal-Mart employees can't have nice things (news.yahoo.com)
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Homeless man charged for stealing electricity, being juiced up (mysanantonio.com)
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The Feds are set to release thousands of prisoners convicted for crack cocaine offenses early. That's just whack (cfnews13.com)
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91-year-old woman gets to chill out for the first time (kmbc.com)
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Apparently, President Clinton can add another notch to his long list of achievements, being a Brony (toplessrobot.com)
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Humana won't hire smokers anymore. OH, THE HUMANA FREEZE (abc15.com)
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Rihanna REALLY like to touch herself in public. Or maybe she's been sleeping with Florence Henderson? (uproxx.com)
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Woman who drowned in public swimming pool floated for two days before anyone noticed (chicagotribune.com)
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Goats escape from slaughterhouse, go on the lamb. Owner says they've bleat the odds, can remain free - no kidding (myfoxdc.com)
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FIVE THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE SOUND OF "TRANSFORMERS: DEAF OF THE MOON" (hollywoodreporter.com)
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Facebook promises an "awesome" launch and an iPad app. In other news, awesome now means mediocre (chicagotribune.com)
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What causes people like Cheney and Limbaugh to become chickenhawks? Here comes the science (salon.com)
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Yer taxx dollers at wurk (mynorthwest.com)
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Jessie J finds the idea of camping intense frightening (contactmusic.com)
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Lance Armstrong will ride in RAGBRAI this year, an announcement that made his fans in Iowa go nut (blogs.desmoinesregister.com)
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The article claims these are from '97. The hair, on the other hand, suggests a decade earlier. Not safe for work (boobieblog.com)
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[Foobies] Nice hat. (Not safe for work) (babe-envy.com)
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You shouldn't trust billionaire businessmen when they say their investment makes million-dollar losses year-after-year (deadspin.com)
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State legislature was supposed to adjourn for the day, but Republicans insisted on arguing about abortion. As always (blogs.desmoinesregister.com)
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[Foobies] Aloha. Not safe for work (iheartnsfw.com)
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I'm not sure which is most strange....the fact that a church is selling fireworks, the fact that the city banned fireworks from the 4th of July celebration because of that or the fact that this didn't happen in Florida (timesnews.net)
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Liverpool FC, the team that finished 6th in the EPL last year and missed out on a spot in Europe, feel the key to success is a new stadium. Beating bottom feeders Blackpool, Wolverhampton and Blackburn surprisingly absent (independent.co.uk)
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Elijah Price seen booking flight to Indiana (nation.foxnews.com)
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Four theories why Obama won't support gay marriage. Curiously absent: his plot to convert the country to Sharia law (theweek.com)
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Farkas-ed: Mortgage executive sentenced to 30 years (dealbook.nytimes.com)
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When faced with a sexual assault charge, is 'I thought I was just committing necrophilia' really the best defense? (kansascity.com)
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You are getting sleeeeeepy.... deeper....deeper......OH CRAP (abcnews.go.com)
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New York lifts ban on fracking, Starbuck and Apollo said to be ecstatic (nytimes.com)
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Woman pleads guilty to being bad at math (thestate.com)
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Not News: Media covers death of young attractive female. Newsflash: She's not white (cbsnews.com)
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Three students die after being hypnotized by principal. When asked for comment, Principal Hypontoad responded with an ominous buzzing sound (rawstory.com)
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Google Released Their Top Searched Females...And Beiber Made #2 (hiphopwired.com)
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Peeping Tom tells police he was just looking for his cat. Yeah, that's the ticket (kptv.com)
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[Entertainment] Mother... why'd you make Danzig cancel their South American tour? (starpulse.com)
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[Politics] States threaten to start leaving school children behind again (npr.org)
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[Politics] Thanks to the collective barganing bill in Wisconsin, one county has replaced some of their union thugs with convicted thugs. Let's see if the taxpayers notice (fox6now.com)
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I'm the Giver, so that's what you call me... that or His Giveness or the Giverer... or El Giverino, if, you know, you're not into that whole brevity thing (starpulse.com)
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GOP crafts debt plan that calls for a cut/tax ratio of 85/15, then walk out of negatioations when Dems offer a plan within 2% of that number (dailykos.com)
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MSNBC suspends political analyst who obviously gets his talking points from fark (news.yahoo.com)
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Scorpion rocks plane passenger like a hurricane. Talk about the winds of change (statesman.com)
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One, two, three straights, you're out (nytimes.com)
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Toronto baker arrested for making his bread a tad too liquid (thestar.com)
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Two Girls, One Webcam Show (Not safe for work) (sexyandfunny.com)
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Cover your ears, it's the reality stars who became one-hit wonders (hollyscoop.com)
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The Justice Department will move forward with criminal investigations of 2 detainee deaths from Bush-era CIA interrogations (foxnews.com)
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Hugh Jackman to star in film version of "Les Miserables." I didn't know that Jean Valjean had an adamantium-laced skeleton or savage claws, but I'm willing to roll with it (showbizspy.com)
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Polk County hooker roundup. Not even with yours (wtsp.com)
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I don't know what you're talking about, so here is the internets singing Katy Perry (poorly) (y100.com)
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Dog lovers to chain themselves to doghouses in protest. Your dog wants rent (orlandosentinel.com)
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Big decisions ahead for Stephen Colbert: Should he run for POTUS or SCOTUS? (politico.com)
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Stephen Colbert uses his iPad to accept credit card donations to his 'super PAC' outside the FEC (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)
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Ocean acidification from increasing carbon dioxide, in pictures. Drill baby drill (ngm.nationalgeographic.com)
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Lassie Refuses To Film "Lassie In China" After 15,000 Dogs Killed For Dog Meat Festival In China (hiphopwired.com)
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Finally, something intelligent to go see in the theatre - teaser-trailer for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is online - and what a cast (youtube.com)
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The idea for FOX News was hatched by Roger Ailes in 1970 while working for Nixon. Presenting "A Plan For Putting the GOP on TV News" (gawker.com)
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L.A. County Supervisor's photo op of 10K cashier's check from Good Samaritan the feel-good story of the week..for Washington DC counterfeiter (dailybreeze.com)
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Woman drowns in public pool and isn't discovered for two days. Fark: People continue to swim in the pool with a dead body and don't notice anything wrong (boston.com)
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Harvard study proves Democrats really aren't patriotic. Evidence to the left, further proof to the right (nation.foxnews.com)
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James Brown in Miso Soup Commercial (telerise.tv)
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A millionaire who should be a billionaire, his idiotic daughter, and his doofus son-in-law got interviewed on Bloomberg TV this morning (411mania.com)
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They're going to release ants into this burrow who'll bite our grandmothers to death, their only demand is that we increase the tax rate on the top 2% and they release them. Do we increase the rate, or do we let our grandmothers die? (npr.org)
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A cop who re-enacted a scene from Bad Lieutenant gets off by claiming that since the victim was a stripper, she must have provoked him into it (ocweekly.com)
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Enough is ENOUGH I have had it with these motherfarkin' scorpions on this motherfarkin' plane (msnbc.msn.com)
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The ultimate geek footstool (geek.com)
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Who said diamonds are a girl's best friend? (Not safe for work) (attugirls.com)
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Convicted murderer wants to marry before beginning prison term. It sounds like he'd be trading one kind of prison for another (wnyt.com)
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Keep your 3D robots, I'd rather watch this Ray Harryhausen creature video (youtube.com)
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Tony Parker dating a new 'Queen'. 'Bones' reportedly shaking fist in impotent rage (sports.yahoo.com)
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Because of course she is, Diablo Cody is directing a movie about a "Vegas sinner" who finds god (nerve.com)
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Facial recognition + augmented reality + horniness = app that tells you which bars have the most ladies (blogs.discovermagazine.com)
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Who's going to immediately cash in the briefcase on Christian at Money in the Bank? Probably Sheamus, although there's an indiefied version of WM 20 Benoit/Eddie if they want it with Punk/Danielson (spoilers) (411mania.com)
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Cool time lapse video of penguins doing the wave to keep warm (video.nationalgeographic.com)
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Dubious diets, through the years (theawl.com)
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Scorpions on a Plane to Alaska (alaskadispatch.com)
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White House Spox 'Expressed' To MSNBC That Calling President A 'Dick' On Air Was Shall-We-Say 'Inappropriate' (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)
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I am a Super PAC and so can you (npr.org)
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While TSA was bussy snifing around your grandma's diaper, this guy was able to fly with an invalid boarding pass (nbcnewyork.com)
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[Politics] "Without exception, however, every reader objecting to my criticism of talk-radio ethics mentioned Soros. It was like being scolded by parrots" (salon.com)
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Static electricity? Yeah, about that (popularmechanics.com)
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Why suspending Mark Halperin is moronic (washingtonpost.com)
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Westboro Baptist Church members get free training at FBI facilities. The top brass finds out and launches its own protest. Double secret probation for everyone (unicornbooty.com)
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Why don't you have a seat over there, Chris Hansen (blogs.browardpalmbeach.com)
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Just like dug addicts, obese people may undergo brain chemistry changes that cause them to feel a reduced amount of pleasure from eating, causing them to eat more calories to acheive the same level of satisfaction (news.vanderbilt.edu)
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If you stored 1,500 rounds of ammo under the Verrazano Bridge, the Coast Guard would like to ask you a few questions (nydailynews.com)
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Sheriff with nation's only female chain-gang plans to parade his gals around at the MLB All-Star Game. When will Fark get an "Arizona" tag? (nerve.com)
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This week, Fark's intrepid reporter finds that cellphone cameras may not be as good as the real thing (abclocal.go.com)
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I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat.... President... Obama.... Is.. A... DUCK (mediabistro.com)
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So...she's legal now? (gothamist.com)
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Probably not a streetlight (huffingtonpost.com)
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Are you achin'? [Yup yup yup]. For some bacon? [Yup yup yup]. You're a big pig. [Yup Yup]. So I'm gonna beat you with a garden hose. [OW] (hosted.ap.org)
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Pedophile clown arrested. known aliases: Honker the Clown, Randolph the Balloonologist and Poppy, Santa's Balloon Elf (winnipegsun.com)
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Love me do (extremetech.com)
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America's dirtiest beaches. Your mom's sandy vagina not included (mnn.com)
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Welcome to Cracker Barrel. Would you like fries with or without blood? (nydailynews.com)
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What does dirt from Yankee Stadium, a Buzz Lightyear action figure, and Luke Skywalker's lightsaber all have in common? (mnn.com)
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10 years of screwing w/ traffic, cross walks, stop lights & ticketing j-walkers failed. New Yorkers to pay for underpass because precious snowflakes at private unversity can't learn to cross at the green, not in between (poughkeepsiejournal.com)
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Judges use court money to buy private supplemental health insurance. When questioned, they refuse to answer citing medical privacy laws. It's good to be The Judge (wwltv.com)
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[Entertainment] Denise Richards adopts baby girl. Names her after the suite Charlie Sheen trashed at the Plaza Hotel (tmz.com)
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Trying to dodge a 6-month jail stint for burglary, man instead gets 24 life sentences after trying to burn down the apartment building of the cop who nabbed him (washingtonpost.com)
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Man says he lived to 100 by eating oatmeal everyday (blog.cleveland.com)
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Dear martial artists: If you hear the phrase "eat lead," it doesn't mean anyone actually expects you to melt it and drink it (youtube.com)
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Chirs Hansen, Why don't YOU have a seat right over there (aoltv.com)
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City tries to stop flash mobs from breaking out by ordering a 6pm curfew on all teenagers (blog.cleveland.com)
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[Politics] Republicans "We support Plan X". Obama "Great Me too Let's do it". Republicans "We no longer support Plan X" (washingtonpost.com)
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[Entertainment] Henry VIII on the way out because of over indulgences. This is not a repeat from 1547 (thesun.co.uk)
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Michael Jackson tried to touch Aaron Carter. Man, his standards really went down as time went on (starpulse.com)
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1) take $100k Bentley for a test drive. 2) don't bring it back 3) profit (upi.com)
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Life is not worth living without Craigslist (detroit.craigslist.org)
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Woman gets ticked off for the last time (minnesota.cbslocal.com)
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Law school introduces the Daniel Qualye and George W. Bush Law Journal (abovethelaw.com)
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What is fueling Jagr's desire to return to the NHL? Could it be, SATAN? (sports.espn.go.com)
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Defense rests: Casey won't testify (610wiod.com)
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Celiacs of the world rejoice as they can now also enjoy the awesomness that is Dogfish Head Beer (dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com)
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It's raining, it's pouring, *BANG* the transformer is smoking (language is rightfully Not safe for work) (youtube.com)
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As Beck flees gay marriage in NY here are the 50 worst things he has said on his show. Stay Classy (mediamatters.org)
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Republicans are hurting the recovery with their focus on spending cuts, and it may be an attempt to slow down the recovery on purpose for political gain in 2012 (huffingtonpost.com)
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A Social Network...Only Better (chroniclr.com)
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[Main] HA HA, QUAKER VALLEY BUDGET PASSES WITH SLIGHT TAX HIKE (post-gazette.com)
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Obama advisor Tom Kalil endorses movement shown to lead children to crossdressing (pbs.org)
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Some sick bastard puts motors on his RealDoll and tries to sell it for dental procedures (engadget.com)
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Mother of the year candidate kills her 3 month old for crying too much. Then she puts the dead baby in a stroller and takes it shopping (upi.com)
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BBC has found a way to make tennis even more unwatchable (dailymail.co.uk)
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The Westboro Baptist Church receives FBI training. What could possibly go wronger? (huffingtonpost.com)
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If you're going to have a heart attack, you might as well have it during a lecture on heart health (wcsh6.com)
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Presidential candidate Michelle Bachmann's husband runs a Christian counseling center that tries to cure gay men and says they are barbarians that need to be educated and disciplined (w/audio) (thinkprogress.org)
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Butte College wipes away conventional energy by going completely solar (news10.net)
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Australian bikini models want to expose themselves (video.foxnews.com)
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Mitch McConnell asks the White House to have a talk with his members on raising the debt ceiling. WH press secretary Jay Carney: "not a conversation worth having." Don't you love it when Washington works so well together (reuters.com)
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Cops nab father of the year candidate who abandoned his 4 year old boy by the highway at 3am. Father's reason: "God told me to kill my son" (upi.com)
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Tracy Morgan in hot water again for making fun of hussies with retard kids (cbslosangeles.com)
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LAPD: "Okay, we need you all to tweet about the upcoming freeway closure." Twitterverse: "LOL, JUSTIN BIEBER" (ktla.com)
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Man and woman escape from sinking truck. Man returns to sinking truck to look for Darwin (norwichbulletin.com)
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Northern Kentucky eases restrictions for swimming, gene pools (610wiod.com)
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Good news: first footage leaked of Bruce Wayne meeting Selina Kyle in "The Dark Knight Rises." Bad news: it was recorded by someone having an epileptic seizure (gigwise.com)
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Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-really hot) skips out on climate denial conference during record heat wave (thinkprogress.org)
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Why online protests don't work (youtube.com)
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Fark Ready Headline: Tiny water bug with "singing penis" sets noise record (globalpost.com)
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Dear Fox, please add a laugh track to your broadcasts. Love, LeftAction.com (leftaction.com)
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Some commie writer thinks the Founding Fathers® had flaws like everyone else. They were Gods you un-American MSM lamestream media drive by terrorist (news.yahoo.com)
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Time editor suspended for calling Obama 'kind of a dick' (sfgate.com)
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Mother of the year kills son, then takes him shopping (straitstimes.com)
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The best of Party Down (uproxx.com)
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Kim Jong-il Has Dreams of Being Stoned (losangeles.ibtimes.com)
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In his defense, who hasn't wanted to choke the hell out of a Taco Bell employee? (helenair.com)
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Vermin found living among the political-plague-carrying lobbyists and representatives in Arizona's State Capitol building (azstarnet.com)
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Good: Ohioan survives 11-story fall. Fark: In Florida (dispatch.com)
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What exactly is that crud in your eyes when you wake up? And where's it come from? (mentalfloss.com)
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Cottage cheese prices going up by 25% in Israel? Consumers say no whey (hosted.ap.org)
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500 turkeys get the stuffing knocked out of them (wistv.com)
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Herman Cain says Obama is not a strong black man since he likes to read (politico.com)
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Mr Hansen, why don't you have a seat over there (dailymail.co.uk)
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Utah lawmaker throws a wet towel over anti-gaming legislation (g4tv.com)
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With this money, I will get my mullet feathered and new floor mats for the Chevette (ajc.com)
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Media Unable To Exclude Me This Time Around (2012) - Ron Paul (infowars.com)
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers did not attempt suicide. He's just... exhausted (hollywoodreporter.com)
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Los Angeles Mayor Villaraigosa ignores pubic outcry, moves forward with plan to erect six-foot wall around his mansion (cbslosangeles.com)
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Colbert: "It has been said that freedom isn't free. Today, we have placed a sizable down payment. Today, we put liberty on layaway" (politico.com)
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Somebody's trying to start a convention for villains - wanna help? (evil-con.com)
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"She suffered torment at school as bullies chased her round the playground brandishing bananas." I've heard that excuse from more girls than I care to admit (dailymail.co.uk)
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Calling the President a dick on-air is a bad idea, especially if the 7-second delay is off (huliq.com)
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Women who show off like this make me....happy. (Not safe for work) (funtasticus.com)
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Scorpions on a Plane (komonews.com)
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Photoshop these three three guys who are high as a tower (i.imgur.com)
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All set for that big Fourth of July cookout? Then don't click this link. Warning: Video is VERY disturbing (gawker.com)
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"The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, ... shall not be questioned." Suck it, conservtards (money.cnn.com)
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In what sounds more like some sort of kinky assault than a wave of criticism, UK Police Minister Nick Herbert "monstered in the Commons". EVERYBODY PAN NICK (bbc.co.uk)
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Activision announces Call of Duty convention capable of holding 3,000 fans. Presumably for observation, neutering and release (callofduty.com)
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Look out, Jews. Tracy Morgan is gonna get you next (news.yahoo.com)
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Texas Cracker Barrel serves bloody fries to customer. Patron angrily asks manager "Do I look sparkly to you?" (yourhoustonnews.com)
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Did CM Punk's epic promo against the WWE effectively make him a face? (bleacherreport.com)
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What the fark am I reading? (grantland.com)
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"India faces a tough choice between preserving its forests and digging up the valuable minerals that lie beneath them." Sounds like a decision for the quartz (trust.org)
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Pimpin' ain't easy, but it sho' is fun if you're a college basketball player waiting to get drafted by the NBA (komonews.com)
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And now, loud singing penises (whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com)
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Chris Hansen's most memorable TCAP moments. Sadly, there is no footage available of Hansen getting busted himself. YET (uproxx.com)
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International "Captain America" poster looks pretty damn good. U-S-A, U-S-A (comingsoon.net)
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Chris Hansen to have a seat over there (gizmodo.com)
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Man claims New Brunswick mayor is preventing him from opening sports bar called Buck Foston's (nj.com)
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Animal services discover malnourished, deformed rabbits being raised for food. Abandon all hop, ye who enter here (sfgate.com)
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Mickey Rourke moves into cheaper apartment that smells like Mickey Rourke (showbizspy.com)
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Jonathan Rhys Msuicidal (people.com)
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The Googles know what a Justin Bieber is (610wiod.com)
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Syrian Soldiers Trained to Kill Friends and Family (thewashingtonroast.com)
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Countries where you can go to jail for calling the president a dick (blog.foreignpolicy.com)
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Would you like blood with your fries ma'am? (nydailynews.com)
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Bill in Congress would give families of federal workers killed on the job... a flag (washingtonpost.com)
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Who makes the best burger in Los Angeles? (latimes.com)
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The Legend of the Great Blondin: The French tightrope walker took on Niagara Falls - and breakfast (spinthebottle.com)
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I will go ahead and have a seat right over there (imperfectparent.com)
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Teen dies from The Bends. What the hell was he doing there? He didn't belong there (sun-sentinel.com)
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Stephen Colbert tries to make a point about loosened campaign finance laws by applying to the FEC for permission to launch his own PAC. And by George, he's got it (washingtonpost.com)
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Charles Schumer (D-isingenuous): Republicans are just seeking spending cuts to wreck the economy and hurt President Barack Obama's chances of winning re-election next year (bloomberg.com)
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Flash Mob at JFK airport progressing slowly (ajc.com)
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[Geek] Coolest photo of a mountain you would write a $200 billion dollar check to climb that you will see all day (blogs.discovermagazine.com)
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5 ways North Korea cheats at soccer (theatlantic.com)
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Turns out home run calls are better in Spanish, too (sportsgrid.com)
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The "War on Drugs" keeps drugs out of our childrens hands says Blindy McDeafanddumb (cnn.com)
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[Politics] The Founding Fathers of America were every bit as flawed as today's Republicans (newsweek.com)
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ɪᴛ ɴᴏᴡ: New Edition to reunite at the Essence Music Festival in New Orleans (people.com)
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[Entertainment] No one wants their music associated with Michele Bachmann (starpulse.com)
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Part 2 of "A Man's Nightmare Made Real" (latimes.com)
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Hundreds show up for funeral of Dexter murder victims (wgme.com)
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First Sarah Palin...now Scorpions...THANKS Alaska (xfinity.comcast.net)
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[Business] Senior RIM exec tells all as company crumbles around him, may lose job (bgr.com)
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Tinker, Tailor, Teaser, Trailer (slashfilm.com)
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[Fark Party] Last-minute Seattle Fark Party this Saturday. Location TBD. Link goes to thread with some info. Come see a rare lower-48 sighting of a reclusive Alaskan TFer (fark.com)
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Yahoo celebrates Lady Di's 50th birthday...you know...if she were alive (news.yahoo.com)
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How to troll Chicago, part 2 of an ongoing series: There's no such thing as the beach in Illinois, the ocean is at least 800 miles away (suntimes.com)
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The Amarillo Sox Did Not Expect Their New Mascot To Have A Huge Erection (deadspin.com)
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Amy Green & Jodie Gasson Topless Tennis (Not safe for work) (dickism.com)
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[Entertainment] Nine actors-turned-directors who only managed to make one film. Now you know what Marlon Brando and Steve Guttenberg have in common (filmschoolrejects.com)
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Bristol Palin: Good at getting knocked up. Not good at spelling (wlwt.com)
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[Politics] The 4th of July is a vast right wing conspiracy to indoctrinate your children...and for outdoor barbecues (usnews.com)
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"The Right Honorable Wicked Stepmothers' Traveling, Drinking and Debating Society and Men's Auxiliary" goes to war against the HRC with lighbulbs and pink paint (washingtonblade.com)
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[Main] "We held on too long to these low-wage, low-skill industries, and we didn't make the strategic long-term investments in education" Gee, ya think? (wral.com)
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US Citizens to FBI: "We have the right to privacy" FBI: "Hahahaha" (alternet.org)
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"To Catch a Predator's" Chris Hansen caught on camera cheating on wife, peering in from edge of frame (sun-sentinel.com)
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Chris Hansen caught on camera cheating with intern. Ironic tag grabs some popcorn and has a seat right over there (baltimoresun.com)
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Stringent regulations drive wedge between N.Y. and cottage industry. Cheese cellars are feta-up and say the edam rules curd wheely get in the whey of gouda business (online.wsj.com)
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Yeah, I shot them. Both of them. In the face. But it was totally an accident (sun-sentinel.com)
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FEC to Colbert: "OK. Go for it" (washingtonpost.com)
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If you remember you need to get something out of the truck you just drove into the pond, let it go, because man, it's gone (courant.com)
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Just when got the nasty taste of "The Decision" out of your mouth, some IDIOT brings it up again (nba-point-forward.si.com)
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Your WTF video of the day. Warning: What has been seen, cannot be unseen (youtube.com)
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Actual headline: E. Texas man dies after rear-end accident (kltv.com)
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Why don't I have a seat right here? (aoltv.com)
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[Business] Weed Eater inventor is pushing up daisies (online.wsj.com)
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Saudi prince proposes using oil power to drive down prices, batter Iran's economy. Officials mullah it over (upi.com)
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[Main] Obvious Tag Headline of the day: "Rats rampant at state capitol" (610wiod.com)
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Spoiled Greeks Riot (thewashingtonroast.com)
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Forgotten 90s counterculture films (flavorwire.com)
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[Entertainment] Song of the day (npr.org)
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Google Street View can be sued under wiretapping law. Nude-bombing apparently still legal (wired.com)
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I smell a sequel (chron.com)
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Nicole Kidman in talks to star in "Paperboy." They are really reaching on these video game movies (starpulse.com)
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Here it is folks, the Topless Robot Transformers 3 FAQ (toplessrobot.com)
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Russia, apparently not having studied history, criticizes the French for dropping weapons (bbc.co.uk)
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Step 1. Go into business as a roofing contractor Step 2. Set up web-site warning consumers to be wary of roofing contractor scams. Step 3. Scam said consumumers out of money via a roofing scam. Step 4. Profit (courthousenews.com)
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Lindsay Lohan runs straight to the club after having her ankle monitor taken off and is released from house arrest (dailystab.com)
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[Politics] Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) spent $9 million to get his Senate seat, then conveniently got $10 million in "deferred payment" from his own corporation. Yeah, the IRS has a bit of a problem with this (dailykos.com)
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers hospitalized for allegedly trying to kill himself. I guess it's not that good to be the king (people.com)
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Low-income tenants from Fairfax, VA in subsidized housing should not have to live in "ghetto-style" housing, so they're livin' large on the taxpayers dime (wmal.com)
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Red Hot Sexiness (dickism.com)
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Father of the year nominee pulls a José Suciedad, and abandons 4-year old along West Texas highway (chron.com)
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[Geek] The Lord of the Rings' Barad-dûr, made from 50,000 plastic bricks. Lego-las impressed (wired.com)
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Charline Theron, then: "I'm not getting married until gays can." Now: "I don't want to get married." Hey, whatever helps you feel better about dying alone (starpulse.com)
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, bananaphobe (dailymail.co.uk)
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OctoMom took all 14 kids to the grocery store, and thank God someone was there to capture an accurate description of the scene (scoop.today.com)
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Berkeley grad describes wild night with Quentin Tarantino: "Thus began the weirdest ten minutes of my life" (w/ pics) (dailymail.co.uk)
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Forget wWater Wings This public pool has a two day old dead body you can float around on (foxnews.com)
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[Main] You can add two health inspection visits, to the lifeguards and swimmers, who didn't notice the dead body in the pool (boston.cbslocal.com)
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[Main] The tax on people who are bad at math set to increase from $1 to $2. That's, like, almost double, man (miamiherald.com)
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Time to warm up that apple pie again (dailymail.co.uk)
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Sly 7 the Family Stone to release new album. This isn't a repeat from the 1970's (rlv.zcache.com)
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Photoshop this female bagging a "Captain America" comic (cache.boston.com)
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Obama: Let's increase taxes on one of the few things we actually export (foxnews.com)
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"Sex with a spouse is like ordering takeout from your favorite Chinese restaurant." Triple Delight (thechart.blogs.cnn.com)
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President Hu attends gala celebration of 90 years of China's Communist Party (telegraph.co.uk)
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Fiesta Bowl burns bridges to protect tax-exempt status, demands 31 politicians either explain how their cut of $160,000 in free trips and tickets benefitted the bowl game or return the money (azcentral.com)
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Lindsay Lohan a week ago: "Alcohol is just not part of my life." Lindsay Lohan last night: "[incoherent drunken mumbling]" (celebslam.celebuzz.com)
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As if Tiger Woods has not recieved enough heat from rubbing things, he is the new face for a Japanese heat rub (japantoday.com)
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We're getting closer to discovering aliens (maybe) (theweek.com)
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[Main] Kim Kardashian: local traffic reporter (patspapers.com)
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Kate Upton Bikini Hotness (dickism.com)
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Players in "Gay Softball World Series" disqualified because of doubts about whether they're actually gay. Isn't the fact that they're males who play competetive softball conclusive evidence of their gayness? (nytimes.com)
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Gastric bypass surgery makes you an alcoholic (patspapers.com)
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I See your Japanese WTF and Raise You a Best Korea WTF (youtube.com)
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MSNBC suspends panelist after he refuses to worship at the altar of the Messiah (cnn.com)
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Ric Romero is going to take you on vacation. A vacation is a period of time in which you take a break from work, school, or other obligations and enjoy some relaxation, recreational activities, or travel (abclocal.go.com)
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Question: did MSNBC fact check to make sure Obama wasn't being a dick before suspending commentator for calling him one? (patspapers.com)
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SCORPIONS on a plane (news.yahoo.com)
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Rumor is Alyssa Milano is pregnant (celebslam.celebuzz.com)
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[Entertainment] After completing house arrest, Lindsay Lohan spends her first night of freedom reading the Bible. Just kidding, she got fall-down drunk (w/ 'where am I?' pic) (dlisted.com)
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I don't know what's more scary, this video, or the thought of having to go back to dial up (break.com)
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I can has Super PAC? (huffingtonpost.com)
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Birthers sue Esquire magazine for defamation, obnoxious cologne inserts (thedailybeast.com)
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We've replaced Princess Zara with some lady from Ontario. Let's see if the paparazzi notice (windsorstar.com)
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New technology reveals that China owns us more than we previously thought (reuters.com)
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Morality in Media decides to stop pornography in the past today (foxnews.com)
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Daily Mail shows the Hollywood female celebs who have great belly buttons and the others who were victims of navel destroyers (dailymail.co.uk)
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♫ Oh, say, don't you see / How that patriot's float / With big shiny balloons / Makes you want to vote Reagan? ♫ (usnews.com)
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The floating housebarge lifestyle memorialized in "Sleepless in Seattle" may become obsolete, thanks to proposed eco-regulations to control gray water (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
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Sexy blonde Suzie Carina gets nude for her toy (Not safe for work) (glamourhound.com)
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Scorpion attacks man on commercial flight. MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT‼ (boston.com)
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[Politics] Stephen Colbert's political action committee is now approved by the FEC, and so can you (thedailybeast.com)
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Man caught going down on weiners five times. Pr0n or night in Indiana? (gcdailyworld.com)
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[Video] Man eats world's hottest pepper. Side effects now make him a seasoned culinary veteran (break.com)
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U.S. Navy desperately needs a new missile system for some damn reason or other (finance.yahoo.com)
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For the last time, YOU CAN'T PARK HERE (wcnc.com)
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Profits up 10%? Here's $9 million in cash for your trouble. Tech CEOs show bankers they aren't the only ones getting staggeringly huge cash bonuses (networkworld.com)
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Woman's body in pool for three days. This may put a wrinkle in the investigation (boston.com)
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Newly discovered Cambrian fossil shows sudden arrival of complex eyes disproving Darwinism and demonstrating Intelligent Design (crev.info)
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Madonna's "W.E." gets Oscar-friendly release date. Too bad it's only going to get Razzie nominations (insidemovies.ew.com)
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Authorities hunt for serial comma. STOP ME BEFORE I PAUSE AGAIN (mediabistro.com)
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Gambling enthusiast Bill Bennett tells us why drug legalization is bad (cnn.com)
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You know all that technology we can use to make sure we get calls right. Yeah we don't need that, we got extra refs and well as we know they never make mistakes (soccernet.espn.go.com)
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In today's installment of "Ain't Liberals Gullible?": Obama has prosecuted more whistleblowers than all previous administrations combined - after vowing to protect whistleblowers during the '08 campaign (theatlantic.com)
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Creepy 56K Modem Noise Slowed Down 700% (telerise.tv)
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Complex eyes? In MY early Cambrian? It's more likely than creationists think (scienceblogs.com)
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Police bust NJ woman for running illegal dentist practice in basement, were tipped off after Dustin Hoffman ran away screaming (nydailynews.com)
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Charlie Sheen admits to steroid use during filming of "Major League." No, this article isn't from the Onion (popwatch.ew.com)
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Chris Hansen, why don't you just stand over there for a minute (freep.com)
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Liz Vicious showing off in ripped fishnets (Not safe for work) (sploogeblog.com)
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Today's TSA example of ineptitude amazingly doesn't involve groping a child or the elderly (sfgate.com)
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[Sports] Gilbert Arenas may be the best planker in the NBA (blogs.orlandosentinel.com)
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Candy crystal skulls. THE FUTURE IS *HERE* (boingboing.net)
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Thu June 30, 2011, 11:00 AM
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It's so hot in Texas, even the scorpions are trying to escape (kens5.com)
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Father: It's my way or the highway. Son: The highway (mysanantonio.com)
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Republicans oppose tax increase, say it will hurt the economy, and are proven completely wrong. This is not a repeat from 1982. Or 1993 (tnr.com)
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Nolan Ryan wants the Astros moved to the Rangers division, because they are in the same state. It has nothing to do with the fact that the Astros are the worst team in baseball (sports.espn.go.com)
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Obama give Gates Presidential Medal of Freedom. Still has to pay for Windows upgrade (news.yahoo.com)
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Massachusetts Democrat apologizes for using the "You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear" argument to oppose lobbyist badges (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)
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Gotta a hot Ponzi Scheme? Utah welcomes you (sltrib.com)
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Screaming Trees to release album they nearly lost (avclub.com)
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Category: Things that have threatened nuclear meltdowns in 2011. Potential answers: tsunamis, river flooding, jelly fish, wild fires...rewind...what? (msnbc.msn.com)
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This is a lifetime Walmart ban... FOR ME TO COUPON (cnews.canoe.ca)
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Your bicycle seat is killing your penis. Here comes the SCIENCE (nytimes.com)
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Subby had his first published article. Come give him some snark, so his head can return to its original size (eugeneweekly.com)
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New York City economy set for boom -- in gay weddings. Simpsons did it (ft.com)
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Dr Pepper is suing its bottler in Dublin, Texas, because, frankly, their version made with cane sugar is as prized as highly as Mexican Coca-Cola (chron.com)
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Oregon man goes all ball-pean on a Walmart shopper. Hammer attack trifecta now in play (oregonlive.com)
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Comedian Jimmy Carr writes comic strip about shooting (titanmagazines.com)
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Why don't you have a seat over there, Mr. Hansen (aoltv.com)
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How to talk to girls. Hint: pretend they have interests other than hair, shoes, or whose butt is bigger (huffingtonpost.com)
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The weirdest theories about Loch Ness Monster. Tha'll be tree fiddy (io9.com)
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Rolling Stone does the math to determine the title of Queen of Pop. And it's not who you think (rollingstone.com)
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Earn $$$ for your butts (miller-mccune.com)
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Nigerian man flies from JFK to LA without a ticket or any ID. Your TSA, hard at work (newyork.cbslocal.com)
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Why is Uganda having more lightning strikes than ever? (csmonitor.com)
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Note News: A state legislature overrides $213 million of spending cuts. News: Its a Republican legislature overturning a Republican Governor. Fark: It's in South Carolina, and they voted to hire teachers and fund public broadcasting (thestate.com)
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Let's vote for All-Stars we want to see, not the ones who might deserve it the most (cbssports.com)
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Nice try Bucko (wvec.com)
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Paul Bunyan's doppelgänger caught handing out pamphlets near the Casey Anthony jury room (cfnews13.com)
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Was Shakespeare's writing so good because he was a pothead? "O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention" (slate.com)
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I thought the circus came to Chicago in November? (dailyherald.com)
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Great news everyone: "Arrests of top bankers finally begin" (salon.com)
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Playmate Invades Smalltown Parade. Locals hardpressed to keep her away (q103albany.com)
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Abuse at a pig farm. No, this isn't another Wal*Mart story (news10.net)
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While adult diapers are being removed, meet the passenger who passed through the TSA and the airlines with no valid ID or boarding pass (msnbc.msn.com)
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And while I'm at it, I don't want any FAT or UGLY nurses taking my vitals, either (newspressnow.com)
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Two women try to smuggle drugs into jail. At least they don't have to try too hard to smuggle themselves into jail (wivb.com)
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Man claims to be an escaped female sex slave, attacks police with pen is arrested (kfoxtv.com)
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[Entertainment] Once again, Lady Gaga is trying to panda to her crazy fanbase (thesun.co.uk)
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The best thing to come out of Hollywood in years. Organizers throw "No Worries" prom for kids with disabilities (abclocal.go.com)
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Damselfly plays peek-a-boo behind a piece of grass. The Sun is there (thesun.co.uk)
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Mo Data: The EveryGuyed Guide to the Stache (everyguyed.com)
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I am sick of these mother farkin' scorpions on my mother farkin' plane (thenewstribune.com)
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How is this legal? (youtube.com)
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Socially dysfunctional Jews with lactose intolerance revolt, or something like that (gizmodo.com)
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[Fark Publicity] Canoe decides to row, row, row some praise for a Fark.com wisecrack (3rd section from the bottom) (slam.canoe.ca)
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Free 4 year old boy. Slightly damaged by 500 cactus needles. Runs well. One owner (foxnews.com)
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*cough* Warning: Whopping cough virus is rapidly spreading all over Long Island *cough* (newyork.cbslocal.com)
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All presidential candidates sound the same (nymag.com)
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Q: What's 22 miles long, 35 meters wide, took 4 years to build, requires 5000 support pillars and is completely surrounded by water. See dizzying video and find out (eitb.com)
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Texas attorney goes Enzyte Bob on news crew. Now we know his wife prefers the smaller package (ksn.com)
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[Main] The coolest pictures of an unspeakable evil about to be unleashed you'll see all day (news.nationalgeographic.com)
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Apparently there's a baby in this photo (starpulse.com)
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New study sets out this month to explore jumbo squid in California. Calamari me Ishmael (sciam.com)
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Today's episode of "I Dare you to Watch the Whole Thing" comes from a band mixing the worst parts of 5 different genres into one song (youtube.com)
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You can haz super PAC (mediaite.com)
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John Lennon: closet Republican? It's more likely than you think (washingtonpost.com)
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Calling President Obama "kind of a d**k" on-air is no way to advance your career at MSNBC, son (tampabay.com)
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Hot celebrity problems...Edition 101: Ugly belly buttons (dailymail.co.uk)
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Lindsay Lohan celebrates the end of her house arrest by going out and partying. Sounds like she's learned her lesson (starpulse.com)
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Robots given sense of touch, so they can feel exactly when your neck snaps, not wasting energy choking you after you're dead (hardware.slashdot.org)
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FEC approves Stephen Colbert's SuperPAC (content.usatoday.com)
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Imagine all the closeted Republicans. Voting for Ronald Reagan in peace (nydailynews.com)
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Gwyneth Paltrow to appear topless in Vanity Fine I'll just write whatever I want now. The blue cow barks at midnight (dailymail.co.uk)
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[Fark Publicity] "Thanks for fark.com's biz page for pointing it out." No, Today.com, thank YOU for the shoutout (mention appears at end of article) (lifeinc.today.com)
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Old and busted, hiding Masonic symbols on currency and government buildings. New hotness, hiding Neo-Nazi symbols...well...everywhere (news.yahoo.com)
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He's bringin' MySpace back (1035kissfm.com)
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Palm Beach is being monitored (dailymail.co.uk)
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Unable to afford court fight to force city council to obey referendum, activists instead plan to remind voters every election that they are re-electing people who don't care what they think (thenewspaper.com)
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[Main] 13 bizarre phobias that people really have, I'm afraid (trutv.com)
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Reggie Watts + Clever Editing = My LIttle Ponies Fark Shiat Stack. Totally Not safe for work (youtube.com)
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Get a load of Obama's scrapped bin Laden joke (theatlantic.com)
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President Obama awards the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Defense Secretary Robert Gates along with some other lovely parting gifts (cnn.com)
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Pay is high, work is low for firefighters, grand jury says, also noting they get money for nothing and chicks for free (sacbee.com)
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I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of Rick Rubin surfing (thesuperficial.com)
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"10 Cars That Should Be in U.S. Showrooms, but Aren't" In convenient slideshow format. Inconvenient slideshow format (editorial.autos.msn.com)
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Is the Brazilian Blowjob the New York woman's most toxic habit? ... What? ...Blowout? Well that makes more sense. Never mind (nypost.com)
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GOP Senators push Balanced Budget Amendment (610wiod.com)
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Report: Machines in "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" modeled after Kevin James' turds (someguydailynews.com)
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"Sir, may I remind you that there is a lady present?" (mojoe.msnbc.msn.com)
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Somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout; But there's no joy in America - mighty Obama's striking out (hoover.org)
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Despondant Irish actor can't decide whether he wants help or not. Takes pills, calls for help, refuses help, cops insist. Jonathan Rhys Meyers' sad, sad saga continues (bittenandbound.com)
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Odds are, Bill Bennett is wrong about this (cnn.com)
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Unleash the lulz - Colbert's Super PAC has been approved by the FEC (indecisionforever.com)
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Topeka proudly announces "the Hershey Highway" will soon run right through it. Skittles rainbow included. Topeka resident Fred Phelps' head asplodes (cjonline.com)
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Lindsay Lohan, June 18: "I've grown up and I'm willing to do what I have to do to prove that." Lindsay Lohan, last night: "PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY‼" *stumble* (tmz.com)
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Chris Hansen asked to have a seat right over there (aoltv.com)
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Finally, there's a bipartisan plan for Medicare, backed by both the Republican and the Connecticut for Lieberman party (dailykos.com)
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Remember how you felt when you found out that Megan Fox would not be in Transformers: Dark of the Moon? Hitler didn't handle it very well either (youtube.com)
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Are liberals full of hate? Liberals hate bad government. Republicans are the ones who hate women, minorities, and gays. Oh, and liberals (orlandosentinel.com)
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Fake signs suggesting travelers put open flame to drinking water removed from Pennsylvania Turnpike rest stops (pennlive.com)
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Obama has fired more cruise missiles than all other Nobel Peace Prize winners combined. WTF is this guy's problem? (politifact.com)
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Top 10 Places to celebrate gay rights (with SFW helpful pics of a bum) (winnipegsun.com)
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The GOP debate was scared the hell out of Allen West (R-FL) because none of the candidates really understood national security. After all, it's not rocket scientry or brain surgence (thinkprogress.org)
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Write rap lyrics that vaguely mention guns? That's a sentencing for first-degree murder (weblogs.baltimoresun.com)
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"You had a very sacred relationship with your daughter," said the judge to the man accused of raping his daughter (sun-sentinel.com)
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[Politics] As if we needed more proof that politicians are a bunch of second graders, Senate recess cancelled (money.cnn.com)
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Dead millionaire found duct-taped in his home. Police are searching for a cause of death. I'm no detective, but I'm going with "because he was duct-taped and left for dead" (upi.com)
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Meet Anouk Hoogendijk, Dutch soccer player and hottie (slanchreport.com)
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Humana to stop hiring smokers in Arizona. Sure we can't have a tag now? (azcentral.com)
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Spain: al-Qaida possibly buying Libyan war weapons. This will end well (old.news.yahoo.com)
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Eat too much bacon? That's a torturing...from grandma (pottstownmercury.com)
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Well that's one way to solve the problem (theonion.com)
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Supergay? There's an app for that (ingame.msnbc.msn.com)
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I am sick of these monkey-fighting scorpions on this Monday to Friday plane (winnipegfreepress.com)
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Groom stabbed at bachelor party. It still probably isn't the worst bachelor party in the history of bad bachelor parties (kesq.com)
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Woman falls from W after drinking heavily, dies. Laura unavailable for comment (washingtonpost.com)
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[Business] BoA settlement deal probably means they're ready to start foreclosing again (today.msnbc.msn.com)
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If your bedroom performance is going to get mocked, let it get mocked in style with the Mystery Science Theater 3000 silhouette headboard (ugo.com)
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[Politics] Massachusetts lawmaker: "You know, Hitler had pieces of flair he made the Jews wear" (boston.com)
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Why don't you have a seat over there (ky3.com)
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[Main] Photoshop this caturday class (rit.edu)
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41-year-old man travels the length of the Hawaiian islands on a stand-up paddleboard, with no support or backup, in five days. He used 215,000 paddle strokes, slept on an air mattress, and said "I'm not even sore" (google.com)
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Man from Niger gets on a plane with an expired boarding pass in someone else's name. Twice. Oh please (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
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Bill Clinton has a plan to fix the deficit, keep Hillary from joining the ranks of the unemployed, spending lots of time at home (abcnews.go.com)
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When the insane run the asylum, Two former convicts go to law school. Not that there is anything wrong with that (therepublic.com)
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MSNBC analyst calls Obama "a dick." MSNBC waves goodbyee to Halperin, saying "YOU'RE the dick, dick" (huffingtonpost.com)
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An affair is at least a normal human thing. But tweeting a picture of your crotch is just weird (nytimes.com)
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Jellyfish shut down nuke plant in a spineless act of disregard (thesun.co.uk)
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[Main] "But when I woke up, I was all bloody and burned and confused and had my little chickens lying with their feet up" (wyff4.com)
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Minnesota man with health problems rides his motorcycle to Florida to rent boat after son's suicide. You can see where this is going (610wiod.com)
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Steven Tyler's Creepy Leer of the Night segment will continue on Jimmy Kimmel for at least one more season (mtv.com)
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In 1980, John Lennon took a hard look at himself, got awfully embarrassed and was ready to vote for Reagan before getting shot (gawker.com)
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Last time Justin Timberlake had a hit MySpace was cool. He thought it still was. Oops (933flz.com)
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Liquor store robbery foiled when robbers check for nonexistent back door, leading to the best perp walk picture you'll see all day (gothamist.com)
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UN Cholera for Food program working well in Haiti (washingtonpost.com)
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Disney to make adventure movie based on the Matterhorn ride at Disneyland. When is Disney finally going to make a drunk-ass buddy comedy based on all the booze available at Epcot Center? (hollywoodreporter.com)
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EMI tells ASCAP to GTFO (npr.org)
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[Geek] Young adult novels are for readers of all ages. Because that's the highest reading level they were able to achieve (npr.org)
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Playing for the other team? Huntsman's son not only attends Romney rally, but gets his autograph and a new profile pic with the rival candidate (sltrib.com)
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Have a tea party with Rush Limbaugh. No -- like, one with actual tea. Raspberry-flavored, even (opensecrets.org)
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Double amputee to ride twice across country for charity, expects each leg of trip to be challenging (ktla.com)
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Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin says the Russian 2012 election will be real dirty and he's going to need to cleanse it. Which one would assume, being this is Putin, something bad is going to happen to someone (reuters.com)
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Christina Aguilera on ballooning up: "Everyone is accepted as beautiful." We've heard this song before, Christina (hollyscoop.com)
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Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR SALAD, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free salad or, uh, he'll press charges (connectmidmichigan.com)
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The top 10 countries most at risk if an asteroid hits Earth. Or, how the Middle East will someday rule the world (dailymail.co.uk)
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While planning his own vacation, Obama scolds Congress for their lax work schedule and browbeats them into cancelling July 4th recess (businessinsider.com)
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Chris Hansen, have a seat over there (baltimoresun.com)
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Scorpion attacks man on plane. Johnny Cage swears vengeance (npr.org)
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There can be only one (abclocal.go.com)
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Woman arguing with cops whips a boob out and sprays them with breast milk. With video goodness (ksn.com)
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As God As My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Drive (thestate.com)
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[Main] The best picture of Devil's Tower and the night sky not made from mashed potatoes you will see...ever. Suck it Spielberg (dailymail.co.uk)
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Not content to let teachers have all the fun, Youth Coach and wife charged with sexual assault (therepublic.com)
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Maxwell's Silver Hammer trifecta in play (news-journalonline.com)
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Liam Gallagher: "Muse farking scares me." Muse: "BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO" (gigwise.com)
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Groom uses time travel to get to the church on time. Presumably will use it in 3 years to stop the wedding (jalopnik.com)
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Using ground-breaking anti-vuvezela technology, the BBC will be able to eliminate the porn-style grunts of female tennis players (dailymail.co.uk)
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"The Tudors" star Jonathan Rhys Meyers hospitalized after attempting career suicide (hollyscoop.com)
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Motherfarkin' scorpions on a plane (news.yahoo.com)
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Lewis Redmond, personality theory and resisting authority (wakefielddoctrine.com)
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A moose saves a drowning marmot in another worrying new alliance between two disparate animals (shortlist.com)
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Spool of life runs out of line for inventor of the Weed Eater (suntimes.com)
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Tsunami strikes English coast (bbc.co.uk)
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New study says Illinois prisoners rarely get to change their underwear. Some may suggest they should be glad they have underwear at all (chicago.cbslocal.com)
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FDA implements the first Obama death panel (medscape.com)
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Old and laughable: Saudi Arabia will seek nukes. New and scary: Saudi Arabia will seek nukes (guardian.co.uk)
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[Main] Protip: If you are Florida's governor, and you are trying to grow your approval ratings, phone spamming your constituency with robocalls talking about how great you are isn't the best way to go about it (wtsp.com)
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[Main] How do you solve a problem like urea? (www2.tbo.com)
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Heating oil keeps barn very, very warm (mcall.com)
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At this point, the better question might be "In which countries is the US not using 'kinetic military action'?" (washingtonpost.com)
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Just in time for Lobbyday: Mr. Claws, a 20 lbs. lobster soon to be deloyed to Narragansett Bay, does his part for the R.I. Soldier and Airmen Relief Fund (therepublic.com)
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"My king cobras would NEVER kill me." Guess what killed him? Go on, take a wild guess (mirror.co.uk)
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[Main] Good news Farkers. Anthony Weiner's hot wife is splitting up with him. Now is the time to impress with an impromptu text or email (nypost.com)
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Mitt Romney visits Allentown today. I'll be in Bethlehem killing time (mcall.com)
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Woman falls to her death from rooftop bar near the White House. Thanks a lot Obama (washingtonpost.com)
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Now that we are no longer involved in combat in Iraq, US troop deaths due to combat in Iraq are at three month high (nytimes.com)
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Company designs Tsunami-survival capsule (mynorthwest.com)
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As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could drive (wistv.com)
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Withdrawal: $400. ATM fee: $2.75. Available balance? $99,864,731.94 (patspapers.com)
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The Goon has battled ghosts, ghouls, and pie-loving skunk-apes, but now he faces his greatest enemy: sparkly vampires (gammasquad.uproxx.com)
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Vehicle Tracking and Corporate Manslaughter Act (pinasorbust.com)
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9 weird things that NASA flew on space shuttles (space.com)
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Obama: "Call me naive, but my expectation is that leaders are going to lead." Indeed (610wiod.com)
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For some unknown and terrifying reason, scientists have "hacked" DNA to create new organisms not currently found in nature (dailygalaxy.com)
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I've had it with this farkety-farking scorpion on this farkety-farking plane (komonews.com)
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Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL) on undocumented immigrants: 'I will do anything short of shooting them.' In other news, this RINO will now face a Tea Party challenger in the next primary (thinkprogress.org)
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Your dog wants a seatbelt (mnn.com)
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Someone won't get to use the Baby Ruth defense this time (630wpro.com)
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Much like your bedroom, Myspace is an obsolete, outdated, unwanted site that nobody wants to go to. However, unlike your bedroom, it just sold for $35 million (mnn.com)
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Mynd you, møøse collisions Kan be pretty nasti (thebostonchannel.com)
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First two paragraphs of article contain Spoiler Alerts warnings about the winner of "TheVoice", who is conveniently mentioned in the headline of the story and pictured next to the spoiler alert (today.msnbc.msn.com)
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Bill Clinton has debt solution, job creation plan for young women in their 20's (abcnews.go.com)
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Melinda Brady sings like a bird to cops on husband's pharmacy massacre (irishcentral.com)
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Man in altercation with woman and children shoots himself in the foot. Literally and figuratively (610wiod.com)
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Cops restrain twain when old dame pegs blame with cane (timesleader.com)
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Game of Thrones: The Comic Book. Bonus: Cover art by Alex Ross (comicsalliance.com)
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Scorpion attacks man on plane. Sub-Zero demands justice (kptv.com)
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I just decided to quit my job and move to Fairfax, VA into subsidized housing, as I will be indigent (freerepublic.com)
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Jonathan Rhys Meh (tmz.com)
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Bachmann's husband calls homosexuals 'barbarians' who 'need to be educated' and 'disciplined,' especially the ones that don't return his calls after one night stands (thinkprogress.org)
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The U.S. recognizes the Muslim Brotherhood as a legitimate political organization, making Glenn Beck's last show that much more interesting (politico.com)
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Two new Tupac songs show he really didn't care for that Notorious BIG fella (avclub.com)
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Bill Clinton hasn't been in front of the cameras for awhile...er...subby means, Bill Clinton has a debt plan (abcnews.go.com)
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Watch out, Suckerberg, Justin's bringing MySpace baaaaack (guardian.co.uk)
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Arizona's Capitol is infested with rats, pests, and vermin. It also has a rodent problem (azcentral.com)
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How do you commemorate the end of your house arrest? If you're Lindsay Lohan, you go partying and stumbling around (starpulse.com)
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Today's Jesus sighting in an inanimate object is brought to you by *shakes magic 8 ball* North Carolina kudzu (wtsp.com)
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You know that link between Homo erectus and Homo sapiens? Well, Jesus just intervened to break that link (thejakartaglobe.com)
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"feces identification is a booming business" (patspapers.com)
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Fine Obama. No more tax breaks for corporate jets. Now, how are we going to reach the other 99.9% of your goal? (bloomberg.com)
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Pro tip: When you're a political analyst talking live on MSNBC don't call the President a [weiner] (nydailynews.com)
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Charlize Theron hates being single. Line forms to the right, ladies and gentlemen (dailymail.co.uk)
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Madonna to direct film about romance between American Wallis Simpson and Britain's King Edward VIII. Be here in one month when Lady Gaga directs film about romance between American Wallis Simpson and Britain's King Edward VIII (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)
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Old and busted: Obama is not a US citizen. New hotness: Obama is reptoid royalty (qctimes.com)
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Step 1: Plead guilty to murdering ex-fiancee Step 2: Get sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole Step 3: Profit? (kentucky.com)
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IBM announces breakthrough memory chip that is 100 times faster than flash chips, could store information permanently, doesn't get soggy in onion dip (venturebeat.com)
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Six ways to know you take being a wrestling fan too far. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT (bleacherreport.com)
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Begun, the fashion wars have (washingtonpost.com)
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When your girlfriend breaks up with you do you c) chase her down in a car, run over her neighbors dog AND crash through neighbors fence AND run your car into neighbor's house? (knoxnews.com)
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"Among other things, the outer rim contains the names 'Enki Ea,' coded in ASCII. These are names of a Sumerian god: Lord of the earth, god of water, creator of mankind." (3rd pic down) (earthfiles.com)
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Santa Claus puts the Coca-Cola Company on the naughty list (ajc.com)
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Scientists still chasing nuclear fusion as a power source, despite problems researchers growing extra arms and fighting Spider-Man in failed experiments (news.cnet.com)
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The 15 silliest, goofiest, kookiest creatures featured in old school Doctor Who (toplessrobot.com)
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The He-Man reboot is back on track. Oh goody. Just bring back the 2001 Cartoon Network series (toplessrobot.com)
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Not only are GOP voters unimpressed with their options for presidential nominee, but so are donors (washingtonpost.com)
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Robert Pietinson (thesun.co.uk)
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"Yanking the President" isn't a funny new euphemism for self pleasure, but it will get you tackled by a team of body guards (msnbc.msn.com)
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Hey lady, there are better ways to get the President's attention than to hang off a rooftop and fall ten stories across from the White House.... jeeeesh (washingtonpost.com)
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The power of Fark prevails. Farker DasCoop raised $500.00 for Fisher House on Fark, now see if you can repeat it for Staff Sergeant Dodge (active.com)
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Iowa City wants you to "thank the hipsters" for the return of the Firecracker 500 Festival (press-citizen.com)
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Denise Richards adopts. (w/ pic that totally screams out: "I AM NOT INSANE") (showbizspy.com)
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Thanks to the British we had to take US History classes (blogs.bbcamerica.com)
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Awareness program pairs up homeless people with art students, or alternatively, the homeless with the soon-to-be-homeless (wthr.com)
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Charlize Theron says she wants a long-term commitment, not marriage. Would you settle for the longest 90 seconds of your life? (people.com)
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Man crashes into buggy after being distracted by ice cream treat (etruth.com)
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Nigerian |✓| NY to LA Flight |✓| Fake Passport |✓| Expired boarding pass |✓| TSA: "Enjoy your flight" (610wiod.com)
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Julia Roberts starts sewing classes, presumably to learn how to make her own feedbags (showbizspy.com)
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Jennifer Aniston to collaborate with boyfriend on new script. Yeah, this can't possibly go awry or narcissistic (celebitchy.com)
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Diet soda may be making you fat. That and the bags and bags of chips you eat while playing video games in your mother's basement (shine.yahoo.com)
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Israelis split on whether attacking the Gaza flotilla with helicopters and machine guns will result in violence (news.xinhuanet.com)
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How To Get Yourself Removed From President Obama's Christmas Card List (wmal.com)
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Dick in a box is one thing. But a dick in my space? Shiat just got real (washingtonpost.com)
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The high cost of being a bridesmaid. With handy pic of what bridesmaids might look like (if you're lucky) (cnn.com)
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Denise Richards released a bombshell this morning that might well be filed under 'are you freaking kidding me?' ... she adopted a baby (bittenandbound.com)
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Sad: 36 year old woman dies while swimming in a state-run pool on Sunday; Fark: Her body wasn't removed from the pool until Tuesday, UltraFark: People were swimming in the pool Monday (boston.com)
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We don't live anywhere near Perfect, so that's why there's Walgreens... where Tara Reid tries to take a shopping cart from the parking lot (celebitchy.com)
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Morrissey wages war on his own Internet fansite via an F-bomb emblazoned T-shirt. Real mature, Moz. That'll show 'em. Heaven knows they're miserable now (slicingupeyeballs.com)
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In DC, it's a news story that feces is smeared at a transit station. In NYC, we call this a Tuesday (washingtonexaminer.com)
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[Main] Man testifies before Labour Relations Board that his dastardly coworkers "took the view that they were entitled to wear deodorant" (news.nationalpost.com)
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Most Vegetarians Return to Eating Meat. Bacon is they anything it can't do? (thehealthyhomeeconomist.com)
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Passengers find it hard to relax moments after being strip-searched and fondeled (world-first.co.uk)
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[Main] In N Out has the best burgers, McDonalds has the worst. At least, according to science (consumerist.com)
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If you have been glued to the Casey Anthony trial all month... Here is what you missed (frogsoda.com)
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We have over $1 billion dollars in unwanted Sacagawea coins sitting in storage, and another $1 billion are being minted as we speak. No real Americans use them, because then they'd look like loonies (consumerist.com)
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You're Chris Hanson. Have a seat right over there (orlandosentinel.com)
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[Main] Seven of the weirdest sports out there (WTF is shin-kicking?) (theweek.com)
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[Geek] Samsung goes full retard, asks US courts to make Apple products illegal (appadvice.com)
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Man makes the mistake of taking his smoking, smoldering laptop to Best Buy's Geek Squad, who say he just needs a few parts replaced and it'll be good as new (consumerist.com)
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Charlize Theron: "I really want for myself a long-term relationship." So... you're saying there's a chance? (people.com)
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Eight out of 10 Type 2 Diabetics Prefer In-N-Out Burger. Wait, What? (huliq.com)
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| (Some Guy) |
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Dear Mr. Gate Agent, I am Doctor Mbutu Xavier and have a most exciting Business Opportunity for our Mutual Benefit (newyork.cbslocal.com)
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[Geek] Jewish programmers prove God has dissociative identity disorder (lex18.com)
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers may have tried to retire early (showbizspy.com)
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On Chitter, you follow someone. On Friendface, you friend someone. What do you do on Google+? (Voting enabled) (technolog.msnbc.msn.com)
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Why did "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" suck so much? I'm so glad you asked (celebslam.celebuzz.com)
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Meanwhile in Egypt.. That whole democracy thing? Here it is (liveleak.com)
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Google soon to deliver beer and Playboy models to subby's house without subby having to ask for it. Giggity (telegraph.co.uk)
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Swimming pools with fountains and heated spas, billiards rooms, granite counter tops, indoor basketball courts: Welcome to Fairfax Co. public housing (wmal.com)
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Saudi Arabia threatens to retaliate against peaceful Iranian peace nuclear peace weapons with the acquisition of imperialist Sunni nuclear weapons (jpost.com)
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Attention, pedestrians: Lindsay Lohan's house arrest is over (celebitchy.com)
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[Politics] Something was missing from Obama's news conference yesterday: The facts (washingtonpost.com)
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[Entertainment] Bruce Springsteen puts up his eulogy for his longtime bandmate Clarence Clemons (iloapp.springsteen.net)
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THE BRITISH ARE COMING. THE BRITISH ARE COMING (cbc.ca)
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The Amarillo Sox Sock was not supposed to have a bulging cox cock (deadspin.com)
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Reason #342 you want to work at Google - they have a nap room (themarknews.com)
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It's easy to quit smoking if you pick up an even more annoying habit (theglobeandmail.com)
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Because Hollywood is truly out of ideas: "American Pie 4" in production. In related story, dead horse get yet another whack (dailymail.co.uk)
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[Geek] The Pew Forum's latest report is from a survey of the views of Evangelical Christian leaders world-wide. Or at least the ones who didn't fall off the edge of the flat earth on the way to the Third Lausanne Congress (pewforum.org)
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Israel Government officials cut the cheese over Facebook stink (usatoday.com)
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While Congress and the President squabble over the debt ceiling, the estimate for the wars just came in at $4 trillion (610wiod.com)
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Shut up, pay your taxes and go get a slip and slide or something (wmal.com)
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[Politics] Declining an invitation to a gay pride parade is now homophobic (theglobeandmail.com)
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There are those who have tattoos, those who have a LOT of tattoos, and then there's Sylvester Stallone. (pics) (dailymail.co.uk)
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[Business] Someone does the math on Obama's corporate jet benefit. Turns out it would be as productive as throwing pebbles into the Grand Canyon (bloomberg.com)
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Counterrorism expert warns that the four guys left in Al Qaeda still pose the biggest threat to the U.S (cnn.com)
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The state of Illinois to stand alone as the only state with a complete ban on concealed firearms, and an obvious NRA target on its back. If only there were some constitutionally protected way for Illinois to defend itself? (news-leader.com)
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[Fark Publicity] "Fark.com, a community website that allows members to comment on a daily batch of news articles... also featured the story, eliciting over 90 comments in less than six hours." One of our own even gets credit. (last paragraph) (enctoday.com)
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Old and Busted: Myspace. New Hotness: Timberspace (610wiod.com)
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Chris Hansen, host of To Catch A Predator, caught in a sex sting. Why dont you have a seat over there, Mr. Hansen (foxnews.com)
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14 conspiracy theories that are bound by a kiss of silence (trutv.com)
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Who would have thought that turtles would pave the way to healthcare. They have quite an eggscellent idea (cnn.com)
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More Trouble for Sen. Johnson -- He May Have Some Serious 'Splaining To Do To The IRS (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)
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[Geek] Are we too Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twittered out for Google+ ? (tampabay.com)
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Drunk woman falls to her death from roof of the W Hotel, Darwin declares Mission Accomplished (washingtonpost.com)
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[Politics] Today is Glenn Beck's last day on Fox News -- here's a clip reel of his craziest moments (rawstory.com)
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Not News: Plagarism scandal. News: at the Clinton School for Artists and Writers. Fark: by the Principal (wiod.com)
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WingNutDaily holds a press conference on "CERTIFIGATE," and the press actually shows up. This is bad news . . . for Obama (wnd.com)
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Atlanta jail's officer roll call: "Here." "Here." "Here." "Here." FBI: *bracelets* (ajc.com)
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McDonald's, Burger King and KFC get low Consumer Reports scores? Say it isn't so (money.cnn.com)
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Myspace sold to... wait for it... Justin Timberlake? (telegraph.co.uk)
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France admits it armed Libyan rebels. What are they thinking, meddling in world politics like that? (csmonitor.com)
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[Main] Obama orders airstrikes in Somalia. This is war #6, if anyone at the Nobel Peace Prize committee is keeping count (washingtonpost.com)
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Conservative editorialist says, "Take pride, conservative Americans, in your stupidity." Many conservatives are WAY ahead of him (wnd.com)
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Four Chinese government officials inspect a highway project. Oh look, they can float too (guardian.co.uk)
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[Main] Not News: real estate expert brought in to assess financial damage to war-torn city. Fark: the city is Chicago after the Transformers attacked it (chicagotribune.com)
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Researchers say there's a link between problem gambling and impulsivity. Yeah, right. How much you wanna bet they're wrong on that? (upi.com)
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Failing to follow the proper safety procedures at work? That's a manslaughter charge (cbc.ca)
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If your boyfriend tell you he's going to detox, do you C: Give him oral sex on a scooter in front of a shopping center? (with mugshot goodness) (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com)
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Interssting...is this true....i found it on a blog (companynamescam.blogspot.com)
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Principal of writing school accused sayof plagiarism (wtsp.com)
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[Main] The radio makes you happy, TV and internet piss you off, says the Radio Advertising Bureau (upi.com)
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Vermont man busted for providing farmworkers with hoes (timesunion.com)
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German parliament approves plan to stop using nuclear energy. Fight the power, Germany, fight the power (chicagotribune.com)
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The way labor talks are going, the Dallas Mavericks are a lock to defend their NBA title without playing a game (nydailynews.com)
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Better living from chemical workers (blog.chron.com)
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Opposition to flag burning linked to preference for spicy food (correlated.org)
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You built your house in the wrong part of Israel. Here's the bill for tearing it down (imemc.org)
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Photoshop this cover by crates (online.wsj.com)
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National Organization for Marriage pledges $2 million to elect anti-gay politicians in 2012 to reverse the gay marriage bill. OM NOM NOM (huffingtonpost.com)
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Combat deaths in Iraq are at the highest levels since 2008, but at least we're no longer engaged in combat operations in Iraq (nytimes.com)
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Just in time for Caturday, a slideshow that proves that no matter how awkward, inconvenient or inaccesible it looks to you; to a cat, it's just another comfy place to sleep (uproxx.com)
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Sackozy (msnbc.msn.com)
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Photoshop this ride home from school (online.wsj.com)
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[Politics] Former President Bill Clinton floats a debt impasse deal but feels the GOP's panties are hamstrung by ideology (abcnews.go.com)
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In such an ebb-and-flow economy, getting $75/hr as a 'sand castle consultant' sounds like a day at the beach (online.wsj.com)
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High school students in Texas petition to make Quidditch an officially-sanctioned sport. Quidditch jocks preparing their best "Selfus Wedgieramus" spells to celebrate (gammasquad.uproxx.com)
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Tigers hit five homers in a game, somehow manage to lose by seven runs (wkhm.com)
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Former NFL player arrested for Zidane-ing his girlfriend (wftv.com)
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Mother Bachmann is our new glorious leader. She alone can beat back the Godless forces of communism. We shall suckle her freedom teat and trust her infallible patriotic wisdom (nationalreview.com)
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It's a good thing that this drunk driver is off the road (thegrindery.com)
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Worst. Radiohead. Album. Ever. Who am I kidding, they all blew (sun-sentinel.com)
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HP TouchPad is surprising good, possibly the one decent iPad competitor out there (pcmag.com)
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NBC's 'The Voice' crowned its first winner ... and he is neither a greenhorn or wet behind the ears. (pics, vid) (bittenandbound.com)
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[Sports] Stephen Jackson thrilled to be playing for his third team in three years, looks forward to alienating new teammates, management and fans every year (piercecountyherald.com)
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Bass god Stanley Clarke turns 60 today and is still too funky for you (youtube.com)
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[Main] The devastating flooding going on all over the midwest? It's just a preview of what's going to happen when the western mountain snow pack starts melting later this month (news.yahoo.com)
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Sheriff Joe doesn't discriminate (kpho.com)
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A Chinese government website has replaced a real picture with a photoshop disaster. Let's see if the internet notice--oh, I guess they did (picture gallery) (uproxx.com)
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[Video] Neil Gaiman, Craig Ferguson talk Doctor Who, Mythbusters, Lovecraft and...no, no, not the BEEEEEES (youtube.com)
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During tough economic times, Germans (a scrappy bunch) forge ahead and prove their mettle (spiegel.de)
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[Main] Photoshop this footloose celebration (cdn3.sbnation.com)
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To Catch a Philanderer (philly.com)
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[Foobies] Insert shiny helmet joke here (not safe for work) (purelynsfw.com)
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The ten funniest commercials of all time. Corrections and additions to the right (ibtimes.com)
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Santa has moved over to the dark side. IT'S ON (ajc.com)
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"Sir, would you mind having a seat over here?" (dailymail.co.uk)
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Rapist pleasured himself in court. The Sun is there, but you kind of wish it wasn't (thesun.co.uk)
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Dr. Pepper sues Dr. Pepper (myfoxdfw.com)
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Kudzu vines on power line said to resemble Jesus. Well that sounds interes- oh come on, seriously guys? You're not even trying anymore (11alive.com)
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[Business] Attention Drew Curtis of Tyler Perry's Drew Curtis Drew Curtis' Fark.com: Which tab will become Heineken Beer presents Drew Curtis' Fark.com? (marketwatch.com)
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Hedge fund manager that donated $3 million to UConn wants his money back because the school won't consult him on hiring coaches and staff (sports.espn.go.com)
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This public pool is so relaxing that you don't even notice that you're a floating corpse. No one else notices either (www2.turnto10.com)
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Man points gun at police, is somehow taken down with only one shot and without cocaine, child porn and extra guns sprouting from every orifice (rgj.com)
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You can touch my blue suede shoes...but keep your hands off my polka (channel3000.com)
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She's gunna need a bigger boat (not safe for work) (purelynsfw.com)
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The Big C kicked his ass... and he liked it (rollingstone.com)
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Have you ever seen an ATM receipt that made you want to kill yourself? (gawker.com)
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Tina Brown is defending her creepy Princess DI fan-fic cover story by saying she wants Newsweek to "be part of the conversation" which is apparently how they are pronouncing "Sell a lot of magazines" these days (news.yahoo.com)
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[Politics] Mark Halperin, editor of Time magazine, calls Obama a "dick" on live TV. A dick without balls, if Jesse Jackson had it his way (politico.com)
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Graphics designer tells New Guinea tribesmen,"No, you can't have the white woman. Not Yours" (myfoxphoenix.com)
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[Politics] All politics is yokel: "Where does it come from, this idea that it's good to have a small-town background? That small-town life is the key to ancient virtues? Wasilla is a vivid demonstration of the limitations of this worldview" (slate.com)
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[Business] Turkey's been left in the oven too long (marketwatch.com)
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Congratulations President Obama, you managed to get the US kicked out of Pakistan (telegraph.co.uk)
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Obama to congress: Do your job. "Liberal" media to Obama: You're a dick (mediaite.com)
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About one in five Mauritanians are slaves (theatlantic.com)
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[Main] The reason the Feds dropped some of the charges against Whitey Bulger? They don't want to end up in front of the judge who exposed the FBI's corrupt links to Bulger in the 1990's (news.yahoo.com)
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Complete list of 2011 Texas politics "Big Losers". Texans suprisingly absent (610wiod.com)
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Why don't you take a seat right over there (foxnews.com)
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The FAA does not like turtles (nypost.com)
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[Main] It leaves enough bacon for the family or it gets the hose again (nbcphiladelphia.com)
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Sand-castle consultants can make $65K/yr. In other news, sand-castle consultant is an actual job (online.wsj.com)
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[Main] "Indestructible" botnet discovered. No word on if it will turn into a giant snake while bragging (bbc.co.uk)
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[Sports] AHL team for the Winnipeg Jets to be called the St. John's Ice Caps. Expect inevitable Tim Hortons sponsorship announcement any day now (cbc.ca)
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TSA: We would have caught him if he had been a 95-year-old dying of leukemia in a diaper (myfoxdc.com)
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America's largest cities becoming less attractive, successful (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
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[Sports] Happy 44th, Mike Tyson. 'ears to you (newsroom.mtv.com)
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China's Communist Party trying to reclaim past glory. This is not a repeat from ... wait, there was past glory in China's Communist Party? (washingtonpost.com)
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Rupert Murdoch once again shows his legendary business savvy as his 6 year investment in MySpace nets him a whopping -$545 million dollars (news.yahoo.com)
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Harold Koh:Hostilities is an ambiguous term of art (cowv.blogspot.com)
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[Main] Mifh tnyth arf uf hmre. What? I said "my teeth are up here" (seattlepi.com)
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[Main] Nigerian man using fake ID and expired boarding passes flies across country undetected. TSA takes a break from feeling up your grandmother long enough to say "Oops. Our bad" (abcnews.go.com)
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They got both kinds of pie - country and western (online.wsj.com)
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[Main] Even though their men were wiped out and they didn't manage to harm a single guest, Taliban commanders consider the attack on a Kabul hotel a success for much the same reason as the NVA considered the Tet Offensive a success (news.yahoo.com)
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The Godless communist RINODIABLOs in New York State are about to pay a hefty price for supporting equal rights. Because if there's one thing the GOP base can't stand, it's politicians who aren't bigots (online.wsj.com)
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"Why don't you have a seat over there, next to your divorce attorney" (aoltv.com)
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[Geek] Activision announces a "Blizzcon"-esque Call of Duty convention called "Call of Duty XP 2011" Now you'll only have to walk three feet before being called the N-word by a 10-year-old (joystiq.com)
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-est coasters. (video slideshow) (travelandleisure.com)
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[Sports] Even in retirement, Lance Armstrong is as busy as a one-legged man at a butt kicking contest. Or something lke that (online.wsj.com)
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Hey, I can see the White House from...AGHHHHHHH (myfoxdc.com)
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With a picture that reminds you of Mike Myers and Kanye West's best moment, Time Magazine's Mark Halperin calls Obama a dick on the Morning Joe show (politico.com)
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[Geek] Ten years ago Apple launched a bold experiment, the G4 Cube (theregister.co.uk)
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Software similar to that used to detect plagiarism in academic papers being used to determine who wrote what in the Bible. Apparently "God" not the primary author (news.yahoo.com)
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[Main] Here's the 22 Rules of Backyard Wiffle. As always, you'll have to find your own rule 34 (online.wsj.com)
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It's all cute, taking place back in the old days -- it seems harmless, but then BAM three people going at it in the bathroom (myfoxdc.com)
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Panorama Picture of the Flood in Omaha (dataomaha.com)
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Officer Crumb still after the Cookie Crook (mynews3.com)
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Important announcement interrupts your regular news report (collegehumor.com)
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Mrs. Anthony Weiner taking time off from her State Department job and Anthony's weiner (nypost.com)
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Fashion fakes getting more sophisticated, just like McMansions (online.wsj.com)
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Geeky girls with Zelda tattoos. Enjoy (thumbpress.com)
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You D*ck....oops (politico.com)
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HP's Touchpad comes out numb (online.wsj.com)
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Starz channel to air 10-episode Torchwood serial (thestarphoenix.com)
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Nintendo: Thank you so much for being loyal gamers, and we hear that you want these games, but, well, fark off. Oh, don't forget to buy Wii U when it's released (kotaku.com)
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I'll take a seat over there (aoltv.com)
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Thanks for returning the $17,000 you found. That'll be a $500 fine (chicagotribune.com)
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President Obama to Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood: You ain't heavy, you're my brother (politico.com)
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Chris Hansen has a seat over there (huffingtonpost.com)
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It's probably a lot quicker and less burny to remove the gauze with a scissor next time (610wiod.com)
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[Main] Scientists accused of covering up adverse side effects of bone-growth drug think that "only a small number" of people have been killed by it, but since they haven't really looked into it, they're not really sure (news.yahoo.com)
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Mike Tyson is 44 years old today, so happy birthday (mercerisland.patch.com)
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Working security at a night club when a fight breaks out? Fark it, shoot everybody (orlandosentinel.com)
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I think we need a Trogdor made of glass (wheatonarts.org)
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[Main] That nasty smell in downtown DC wasn't coming from the US Capitol after all (myfoxdc.com)
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[Politics] President Obama compares Congress to adolescent schoolgirls (news.yahoo.com)
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[Sports] Mets score 52 runs in their past four games, still manage to win them all (sports.yahoo.com)
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The 22 rules of Fourth of July Wiffle: "22. The game is over when you hear a window smash. Now everybody run" (online.wsj.com)
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Doctors sue Kansas over "sham" abortion law, "vaginal" logo on state welcome sign (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)
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Example of the most loveable dog breed licks two people until it hurts. Just kidding. It was a pit bull, and they're in the hospital (qctimes.com)
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Medvedev nearly goes all farmer's market on a crowd of supporters (news.ninemsn.com.au)
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Go to prison in the US, learn to be a better criminal. Go to prison in Indonesia, learn to be a better jihadist. In no case does this end well (chron.com)
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California's the Internet's new Taxman (latimes.com)
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What kind of kid goes away to college to experience new things like a Walmart? (digitaljournal.com)
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[Main] Worried about our ballooning nation debt? Here's a quick and easy way to cut spending by $4 trillion: Build a time machine and go back and stop President Bush from starting the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan (news.yahoo.com)
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Don't go in to the back yard right now, the foxes are still playing on the trampoline (youtube.com)
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Goddammit (hollywoodreporter.com)
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It's only funny the first time you pull it off, kids (physorg.com)
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[Geek] World's longest bridge opens in China. Subby is still stuck in the friend zone (msnbc.msn.com)
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[Main] Man photographed kissing one of his king cobras dies quietly in his sleep. Just kidding (telegraph.co.uk)
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Female elementary school teacher charged with oral sex with an boy under-16 discovers that Lady Justice is blind to gender. Ha ha, just kidding She got probation and no jail time. (with "yeah, you would" pic) (daily-tribune.com)
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Why is European broadband faster and cheaper? Blame the government (engadget.com)
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Justin Timberlake part of group buying MySpace; Britney's still a Prodigy, y'all (physorg.com)
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Radio listeners will never know if Maria Sharapova was really into it or if she was faking (myfoxdc.com)
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Open Water 3: The Open Watering (travel.usatoday.com)
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There are FOUR owls (facebook.com)
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Mark Halperin and the rest of the GOP circle jerk squad on Morning Joe fall all over themselves apologizing for calling Obama a dick (mediaite.com)
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But when those rockets go up from the Imam Ali missile base in Iran, tipped with miniaturized nuke warheads, the person responsible will be Our Brave Hero, Barack Hussein Soetoro Barry Obama (americanthinker.com)
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[Main] Okay, everything is ready, who got the Afghan mountain special? You sir, thanks - and the other Afghan mountain special? Ah, yes, you sir, thank you. And for you sir? Of course, the Afghan mountain special (myfoxdc.com)
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[Main] Apparently this garage is the Iowa Central Bank, and has been robbed of 100,000 pennies. And the gasoline needed for the getaway (desmoinesregister.com)
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"I think she has her head stuck so far up her own arse she doesn't know whether to speak or fart" (swns.com)
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Always on the vanguard of where America's heading, California delays cap and trade (physorg.com)
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Ric Romero reports that McDonald's and KFC don't taste as good as In-N-Out and Chick-fil-A (money.cnn.com)
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Johnson and Johnson issues Tylenol recall. This is not a repeat from 2011, 2011, 2010, 2010, 2010, 2010, 2009, and 2009 (huffingtonpost.com)
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Aaron Carter claims Michael Jackson gave him drugs. Aaron who? (thehollywoodgossip.com)
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[Business] Oracle buys data storage firm Pillar so Larry's ego can at least keep pace with Bono's (physorg.com)
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Why don't I just have a seat over here (sfgate.com)
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Guess who got caught Farking someone 21 years younger than him? (foxnews.com)
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[Geek] "Transporting spatially entangled photons through an optical fiber." In layman's terms: "Light riding the short bus" (physorg.com)
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Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Tiger Woods in a Japanese commercial. LGT GIS for "Japanese commercial" (google.com)
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I am tired and #$%^#@& tired of these #$%^#@& scorpions on this #$%^#@& plane (kirotv.com)
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Palestinian rocket attack kills three Israelis. Did I say Palestinian? I meant Iraqi rocket attack kills three American soldiers (news.yahoo.com)
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[Politics] Olbermann again demonstrates the maxim that for every Republican presidential candidate angling for the Crazytown vote, there's an over-the-top media blowhard to make them seem sane in comparison (mediaite.com)
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A NASCAR crewman, apparently unfamiliar with the NASCAR logo, was fired for an anti-gay tweet (msn.foxsports.com)
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Drunk wommin' with dead baby be shopping (straitstimes.com)
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[Main] Gaza flotilla sabotaged by three dudes in porn 'staches and kickin' bass line (cnn.com)
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Like everyone else, Liam Gallagher is scared of Muse (nme.com)
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Mark Halperin apologizes for going all Spiccoli to Obama's Mr. Hand (politico.com)
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Fartbama can't even remember how old his daughter is. Not only is he the worst president evar, he's the worst dad evar, too (news.yahoo.com)
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An interview with Loverboy's Mike Reno, who once turned us loose and encouraged us to find hot girls in love and work for the weekend. This interview... it's almost paradise (huffingtonpost.com)
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Yo, homeslice - Diablo Cody signs to direct her first movie straight to video (insidemovies.ew.com)
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Do you take this man, to love, honor, and obey until death sentence do you part? (news.ninemsn.com.au)
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[Main] Step 1 - California taxes internet sales. Step - 2 Amazon leaves California. Step - 3 Uh....good luck California. They are behind 7 proxies (ocregister.com)
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Finally, we can put the birther controversy behind us (eonline.com)
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Two pit bulls savage a 10 year-old after jumping a six-foot chicken wire fence, then turn and attack an 18 year-old who tried to intervene. But yeah, let's let these dogs live in suburbia (desmoinesregister.com)
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People who misunderstand pit bulls just need a little Bliss in their lives (ksat.com)
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China wisely linking Confucius' hometown to bullet train route to spur growth. This is not a simile (bloomberg.com)
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"Is there an arrow in my face?" Well, if you have to ask (warning, graphic pic) (dailymail.co.uk)
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Corrective Rape - It's like Corrective Lenses, only more rapey (bbc.co.uk)
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[Main] UK...the new Greece. Now complete with striking unions. Teachers unions...so maybe its the new Wisconsin (guardian.co.uk)
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NBC reveals their preference for Dunder Mifflin's branch manager (huffingtonpost.com)
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Jennifer Lopez Feat Pitbull On The Floor (trakyaportal.com)
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Teaser trailer for Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, the best espionage thriller ever written (slashfilm.com)
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[Politics] Dick Durbin (D-umb) is unaware that illegal aliens would be ineligble for the presidency...unless they are from Kenya (realclearpolitics.com)
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[Sports] City council votes 5-2 to allow a bunch of foreigners to drive like maniacs on the streets of Austin, TX (statesman.com)
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Anti-porn groups protesting NBC's Playboy Club. IT IS A F*CKING NETWORK SHOW YOU IDIOTS IT ISN'T SOME RATED XXX FEATURE FILM (huffingtonpost.com)
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Dad of the year leaves four year old son in the middle of the desert in the middle of the night (ksat.com)
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Gaza flotilla sabotaged. what C4N do such damage? REC4LL that it is the second time it happened (cnn.com)
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Germany votes to close down all its nuclear plants in the next ten years. No word on where they expect to get their power from (chicagotribune.com)
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Just take a seat right over here (aoltv.com)
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Man jumps off of balcony and manages to land on the hood of truck parked on the eighth floor of his hotel. Why yes, alcohol was involved (clickorlando.com)
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America's top 15 most gay friendly cities. No, San Francisco doesn't crack the top 10. Yes, its a gay hating slideshow (theindychannel.com)
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[Business] S&P would cut U.S. to a "D" rating on default, as if it would matter (bloomberg.com)
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[Entertainment] An interview with of one of the funniest men alive, John Hodgman, who talks about everything from his mustache to his appearance on Battlestar Galactica (avclub.com)
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JFK airport shutdown due to *spins wheel* turtles mating on the tarmack (cnn.com)
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[Business] Ugandan annual inflation rate drops to 15.8%, forcing the government to destroy half of this week's printing of $1,000,000 dollar bills (bloomberg.com)
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This tells you all you need to know about the effectiveness of Indianapolis police (theindychannel.com)
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Well...it wasn't lupus (winonadailynews.com)
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Remember all those stories about British royalty inbreeding? Well,,, (telegraph.co.uk)
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Little boy witnesses a shooting and tells reporter he's going to get him a gun (chicago.cbslocal.com)
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Mumford & Sons suffer crippling panic attacks before playing a show, oftentimes forgetting words. Not that anyone watching is awake to notice (contactmusic.com)
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Since it worked out so well for Greece, British pubic unions follow in their footsteps (telegraph.co.uk)
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[Business] Texas cotton farmers considering abandoning record acreage due to drought so the land can breathe (bloomberg.com)
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Bruce Springsteen posts his moving eulogy to Clarence Clemons online (spinner.com)
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[Sports] International Weightlifting Federation changes rules to allow halal dumbbells in competition (ajc.com)
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Smoking is dangerous to your health. Especially if you're doing it on oxygen and fall asleep (baltimoresun.com)
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The producer responsible for filming some of The Game's the videos was ropped at the gunpoint while filming a video for the Chris Brown (contactmusic.com)
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Dog v. Armadillo: THE REMATCH. There can only be one state (safetyharbor.wtsp.com)
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Rhode Island gives the okay for Quagmire to shack up with Cleveland. Giggity? (newsblog.projo.com)
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Tea Party leader calls bullying 'healthy peer pressure' (wisconsingazette.com)
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Photoshop this uplifted umbrella (inapcache.boston.com)
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Diablo Cody to write, direct her next movie. How can she still have a career after Juno and Jennifer's Body? (insidemovies.ew.com)
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Why don't you have a seat over there (baltimoresun.com)
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Why don't you have a seat, Chris Hansen? (wpix.com)
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One L of a fast learner (swns.com)
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Today's list of "America's Dirtiest Cities." The winner? Let's just say the article was written by someone named Katrina (travel.yahoo.com)
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Not what the tag was originally intended for but being the horny little farkers you are you already clicked the link (kval.com)
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Judd Apatow's terrible Bridesmaids has surpassed the equally terrible Knocked Up to become his highest-grossing film (eonline.com)
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Her words have iron, her spirit is indefatigable and her beauty contagious. In a perfect world her ultimate campaign theme song would be WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG (washingtonpost.com)
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[Video] Car passing car gets passed by car. Results don't work out well. Blame discussion to the right (youtube.com)
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Cracker Barrel is O so Positive you shouldn't B Negative about their food (click2houston.com)
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[Main] When an email brands you as "The mother-in-law from hell", don't be surprised when you end up on Fark (dailymail.co.uk)
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[Entertainment] While we all knew there was something wrong with Kate Middleton, it didn't make sense until now; she's distantly related to Jane Austen, who wrote Victorian England's equivalent to Twilight (eonline.com)
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The five stages of congressional redistricting grief: ) denial, 2) anger, 3) bargaining, 4) depression and 5) Weiner quit, so no primary for me...sweet (rollcall.com)
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Pep Streebeck nails Emil Muzz for drugs (post-gazette.com)
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Prince Harry's new girlfriend will help ensure he keeps it in the family (digitalspy.com)
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[Business] Philippines destroys $39M worth of fake to goods mark World Anti-Counterfeit Day for reals, yo (google.com)
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British unions show total lack of respect for Independence day weekend (dailymail.co.uk)
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[Main] One reason he never won is because he always had a 3 toke lead (myfoxdc.com)
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Old and busted: Snakes on a Plane. New Hotness: Scoprions on a plane. Fark: Man gets stung. So sit back and relax and have a pleasant flight (kptv.com)
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Myanmar court convicts Australian on minor charges, despite being 55 years old (kansascity.com)
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To catch a predator host busted in sting. If only there was some kind of TV show for situations like this (aoltv.com)
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China eases tax burden on poor with law change from column A, increases in social spending from column B, and lead-free egg roll during lunch specials (abcnews.go.com)
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Citing "calls for extremist activities," another Russian court bans the writing of noted "totalitarian cult" leader L. Ron Hubbard (greenfieldreporter.com)
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Untrained whale rolls over, plays fetch, wants steak (grindtv.com)
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We pro-gay-marriage people might be rolling d12s, but at least we're not rolling dPotato like you and your wife, Mr. Bachmann (rawstory.com)
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Premature evacuation. Sorry Rep. Weiner (nypost.com)
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Alabama police invetigate allegations that high school wrestling team bullied a black teammate with a noose and chained him to a locker. Did I say Alabama? Sorry. I meant California (msnbc.msn.com)
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Ugly-ass baby fawn rescued from simple, hardworking fire ants just trying to find a drink (click2houston.com)
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Google+ - China (uk.ibtimes.com)
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You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round, round, round, QUARK (life.com)
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[Sports] Formula 1 driver Mark Webber will be trained to fly Qantas jets. So much for "Qantas never crashes" (autosport.com)
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In-N-Out, Chipotle and Chick-fil-A top their respective categories in new fast food survey. You can guess who's at the bottom. Selective outrage and supersized butthurt to the right (reuters.com)
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Newt gingrich rats out a child porn pic uploader. Dept of Homeland Security responds with door destroying battering ram force. Hero tag's for newt gingrich (thesmokinggun.com)
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Doing it wrong: Using zip-lock bags as condoms. With a 13-year-old. Who's your step-daughter (truthdive.com)
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What kind of couple leaves their toddler sitting alone outside their trailer all day in 90 degree weather? This kind. With bonus yep she's a lot younger than him mug shots (springhill.wtsp.com)
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Noticing that airplanes spend an awful lot of time taxiing, taxi drivers announce plans to start an airline (rnw.nl)
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Inmate killed while trying to escape . . . on a forklift (news.yahoo.com)
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Attack of the sex starved teen aged, Mutant turtles (nypost.com)
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"Singing penis" sets noise record (bbc.co.uk)
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Scientists discover the brightest known object in the universe, a black hole (bbc.co.uk)
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Survey ranks San Francisco as the greenest U.S. city. Red, orange, yellow, blue and purple now considering discrimination suit (reuters.com)
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[Main] Old and busted: Gator attacks. New hotness: Rabid fox attacks. With gratuitous pic of random fox (springhill.wtsp.com)
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If you abandoned your 4 year old boy at 3:00 am, by tossing him out of your vehicle, and into a cactus, the authorities would like to chat with you (foxnews.com)
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Remember the kid in school who was really hot, but pretty slow? Welcome to the popularity contest, HP TouchPad (bloomberg.com)
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Protip: If you're drinking in a place named Miss Kittys Hilltop Lounge, you may want to think twice before getting all punchy (springhill.wtsp.com)
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[Sports] Roger Clemens comes back swinging against perjury charges, still hoping to hit the showers in Cooperstown and not Leavenworth (reuters.com)
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Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American history" (With irrefutable video goodness) (realclearpolitics.com)
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[Main] Actual headline: 'N.J. has second-best beach water quality in nation.' Fark: It's not from The Onion (nj.com)
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What are the most and least expensive colleges? (nytimes.com)
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If you leave something valuable in a park in the Bronx, don't expect it to be there when you come back. Even if it's a 500-pound piano (miamiherald.com)
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Lloyds of Llondon decllines renewall on 15,000 emplloyees (reuters.com)
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Survey ranks San Francisco the greenest and most fabulous city in the U.S (reuters.com)
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[Main] Today's random stalker accused of stuffing a family's mailbox full of meat brought to you by Brooksville (springhill.wtsp.com)
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Research published in the Journal of DUH finds that the major fast food chains make food that does not taste very good (reuters.com)
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Sexual politics rife in annual fiestas celebrating victorious battle, where most believe women are still only fit to dress up as water-carrying prostitutes. Only government orders prevent it all from ending in a big water fight (eitb.com)
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Obama lays it on the line between the holes on the green. (With video wonder} (blogs.abcnews.com)
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Condo association begins DNA-testing dog poop that isn't picked up. Triumph surrenders (wtsp.com)
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A China opens the 26.4 mile long Jiaozhou Bay bridge, the world's longest span over water. I really have to pee. NOW (msnbc.msn.com)
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Uhm?? ..If you know you have to do something. AAAnd IIII'm very amused .... I should say more. But, that's more than enough. Go for it, have fun (realclearpolitics.com)
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Cameras at astronomical observatory in Hawaii capture ..... what the hell is that light in the sky? (gawker.com)
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[Geek] Scientists say light from a newly-discovered quasar took nearly 13 billion years to reach Earth, meaning it existed when the universe was a mere youngling of 770 million years (eitb.com)
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[Video] Chinese male cheerleader (in women's uniform) has some serious dance moves (gawker.com)
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Man smooshed at Coca Cola plant. Subby's surprised it wasn't an orange crush (msnbc.msn.com)
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Slow down the sound of a dial-up modem 700% and it sounds like an alien invasion (gawker.com)
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It's NOT about my private jets. It's all about your children.... YOUR children ....Think about the children (nationaljournal.com)
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Study funded by American Pedobear Institute finds that candy is good for kids (jezebel.com)
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Coke kills (wbaltv.com)
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SHOVE your frequent flyer miles mate....I think I'll walk (eturbonews.com)
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[Main] After restaurant employees notice that the air smells more "dead woman trapped in air duct-ish" than usual, they alert authorities (abcnews.go.com)
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I would have been a really cool president. Point is, you farked up by not electing me in the first place (realclearpolitics.com)
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Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat over there (nypost.com)
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Forget Robot Chicken, here is Robot Armpit (geeks.thedailywh.at)
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You are so grounded (wtsp.com)
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Another semi-finalist for "Mother of the Year". relies on beatings and puppy chow to stake her claim. With "make me sick" mugshot (standardspeaker.com)
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After all of the protests and death threats, the new anti-union rules in Wisconsin are resulting in schools suddenly operating in the black for a change (postcrescent.com)
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China opens worlds longest bridge over water (26.4 miles) today. Long walls, long bridges,.....no, no one said anything about "over-compensating," no no (msnbc.msn.com)
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"It was the smoking bong that did in a Cape Coral man" (wtsp.com)
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World's scariest bridges. It's a slideshow, so you'll have time to work up enough courage to click the "Next" button (travelandleisure.com)
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The trailer for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy gives us hope for a fall without robots, drunk teachers or Ryan Reynolds (shortlist.com)
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Today's parasailer plunges to his death after a mysterious 'parasailer boat malfunction' brought to you by Longboat Key (bradenton.wtsp.com)
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[Main] Ohio man fails to nail successful landing from 19th floor Daytona Beach balcony. "Alcohol is believed to be a factor" (orlandosentinel.com)
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[Main] Old and busted: Dogs vs. cats. New hotness: Dogs vs. armadillos. With video (safetyharbor.wtsp.com)
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Defense for Casey Anthony expected to rest their case today. Jury expected to render guilty verdict 5 minutes later (orlandosentinel.com)
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[Geek] China is already blocking Google+. Minus, China, minus (uk.ibtimes.com)
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Seattle cop leaves assault rifle unattended on trunk of police cruiser. Spokesman: "It is very embarrasing" (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
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Protip: If you're going to go charging at a deputy, you may want to arm yourself with something other than a cooler lid and a dust pan. With mug shot goodness (bradenton.wtsp.com)
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Cancel your gay wedding. New York's law will be overturned just like Loving v. Virginia. Because gay marriage is racist, or something (townhall.com)
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Not news: Principal plagarizes graduation speech. Fark: Principal of a school for writers that is (wtsp.com)
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New York's gay marriage law is going to lead to something like the Inquisition, except this time it will be the gays burning the Catholics. And this is after all the nice things the Church has done for gays. Ingrates (townhall.com)
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How much would you pay for a poster of Rita Hayworth? How much would you pay to make other people read in my voice? (upi.com)
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Church + State= Ft Jesus (eturbonews.com)
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Someone writes anti-government graffiti in Pyongang. Best Korea government responds "Shut down, everything" (dailynk.com)
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Hiding in a school chimney after you've stolen a friends purse is no way to go through life, son (wtsp.com)
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Illegal immigrants will eventually be POTUS with the DREAM act (cnsnews.com)
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[Main] French woman has no problem with her husband sharing the bed with 13-year-old girl...who happens to be a gorilla (thesun.co.uk)
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Photoshop this pedestrian pin (chicagotribune.com)
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Oregon judge halts an eviction and voided a foreclosure sale because the banks don't think they need to file with the County Recorder (oregonlive.com)
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[Geek] Whoa man. Have you ever, like, stopped to think about pruney fingers? They call them fingers, but I don't see them fing. Oh, there they go (blogs.discovermagazine.com)
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[Main] If you catch a home run ball in the stands and decide to throw it back, try not to bean the player who just hit it (w/video) (huffingtonpost.com)
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Nice knowing you, Drew (sciencedaily.com)
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Calamari me Ishmael (scientificamerican.com)
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Humans are altering the planet in ways even millions of years of natural climate change was unable to (scientificamerican.com)
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MPA: World Police (google.com)
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[Geek] Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So J1718-3718 won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally (physorg.com)
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Distracting smartphone app is supposed to make driving safer (physorg.com)
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We're farked (physorg.com)
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Swedish senior solicits sex from nurse (thelocal.se)
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Chicago cops that shoot someone now have 24 hours to get their story straight (suntimes.com)
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George Ballas, inventor of weed whacker, clipped at age 85 (orlandosentinel.com)
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Illinois has beaches? The nearest ocean is 800 miles away, how does THAT work? (suntimes.com)
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Top 10 cities in the US considered the dirtiest. Make sure your shots are up-to-date (travel.yahoo.com)
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Amazon pulls out of California. HIM NO DO GOOD SNOO SNOO (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
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[Business] Steve Jobs may have to light his cigars with $50s instead of hundreds this quarter, still use a proprietary lighter that costs $150 (bloomberg.com)
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It was supposed to have been over in a few days, but the French are involved (cnn.com)
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Enforcer. You know me say Papandreou no me blam, a licky boom boom down (bloomberg.com)
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Soccer coach arrested for unsportsmanlike conduct with his players. Police hope that substantial time on the prison bench will help him kick the habit (ktla.com)
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[Business] Lloyds cuts 15,000 jobs in order to save 1.5 billion pounds. Jeez, Lloyds sure had some fat employees (bloomberg.com)
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Soccer coach arrested for improper ball handling (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
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Arizona Capitol invaded by rats, pigs, jackasses (azcentral.com)
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[Entertainment] Man gets two years in prison for trying to collect on the drug debt that Paris Hilton owed him (tmz.com)
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We can do this at gunpoint if that sells it for you (good.is)
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As if you needed more proof after Inglourious Basterds (apunkachoice.com)
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Eight myths to chill an old-school Republican soul (stltoday.com)
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Nimibia outlaws filming of seal clubbing, yet sanctions seal clubbing (examiner.com)
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Amelie in Survivor [Not safe for work] (perufornication.com)
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[Foobies] Very strange tanlines, but a very hot girl nevertheless (Not safe for work) (hosted.met-art.com)
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Herro. How about a nice game of Xiangqi? (google.com)
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Unlike the typical Farker who would sit in front of the computer complaining all night, a city monkey would rather move away from loud noises even if it takes them away from their food source (mnn.com)
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[Foobies] Absolute perfection--or if not, pretty damn close to it (Not safe for work) (hosted.met-art.com)
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Glamour model Jodie Gasson strips down to her glossy white stockings (Not safe for work) (sploogeblog.blogspot.com)
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Townfolk say a cluster of kudzo climbing up over a utility pole created an image of Christ on the Cross. "I thought, 'You can't spray Jesus with Roundup.'" (ktar.com)
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[Main] There's the adventure holiday, and then there's the "running for your life through the jungle, pulling arrows from your torso, while evading angry tribesman who want to marry your girlfriend" holiday (nzherald.co.nz)
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Meh: $50 off HP Whatever tablet. BOOOOOO: Only available to Palm "smart"phone owners (pcmag.com)
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Darwin goes to Arizona and hangs out poolside. Right next to the body of the guy who tried to jump from his roof into his swimming pool (azcentral.com)
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[Main] Summer officially arrives as the first roof top pool divers take up final positions at the morgue (azcentral.com)
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[Business] Four stocks you can ride. Giggity (marketwatch.com)
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[Main] Man who "found" $17,000 near an ATM last week now has a net loss of $500 for his efforts (chicagotribune.com)
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Iranian missile test team apparently transfered to Chinese highway project (guardian.co.uk)
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Michelle Bachmann's American History (youtube.com)
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Who wants ice cream? (youtube.com)
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Summer's officially here with the season's first dead immigrants found in the desert. And it's a quinfecta (azcentral.com)
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As if Illinois didn't have enough problems, now prison inmates have to wear used, dirty underwear (galesburg.com)
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LSE & TMX aren't BFF but might be FWB (news.yahoo.com)
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Teen ties her three sisters up with duct tape and sets the couch on fire because mom ignored her stomach pains. Wow, OTR, amirite? (azcentral.com)
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[Foobies] WINNING (hosted.met-art.com)
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Japanese pop star turns out to be computer generated composite of her bandmates. PLEASE tell me the same is true about Taylor Swift (nme.com)
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Leaked Film Footage Proves That Moon Landing Was Faked (Langauge Not safe for work) (liveleak.com)
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Nugent offers Michele Bachman some WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG (azcentral.com)
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This is the most badass table I've ever seen in my life (telerise.tv)
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Deadman's float champion crowned in MA (foxnews.com)
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"I fell in love with a sexy robot...I paint with my boobies" (youtube.com)
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Father of the year award candidate. The lil guy probably kept up for the first mile or so (qctimes.com)
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Federers loss at Wimbeldon echoes as silent as the T in Tsonga (sports.espn.go.com)
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Having sold their empty one to the feds, Illinois prisons are overcrowding which has lead to ... wait for it..... prisoners wearing dirty underwear (qctimes.com)
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California: We will raise millions by taxing Amazon. Fark: California will lose $124 million in taxes (wacktrap.com)
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Researchers find a massive, indestructible, botnet. (LGE) (it.slashdot.org)
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It's official: Lindsay Lohan understands our economic problems better than Obama (dailycaller.com)
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Google's new homepage makeover angers millions of users. Consumers complain that it's really just a matter of black and white (pcmag.com)
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Researchers find anxiety and agitation in elderly stem from biological changes in brain, pre-occupation with lawn (upi.com)
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In response to "Kick a Juggalo" day, Ponychan raids facebook. Their gonna love and tolerate the shiat out of you (ponychan.net)
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[Politics] White House caught lying about Petraeus' recommendations on Afghanistan withdrawal. Ummm... LOOK OVER THERE. WHAT DID MICHELLE BACHMANN SAY? (hotair.com)
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If you run with the anti-Semitic dogs, prepare to get your Jewish ass hated (littlegreenfootballs.com)
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House Porn. Literally (princeofpetworth.com)
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Fox News calls Jon Stewart a racist for imitating Herman Cain's voice (rawstory.com)
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue (bbc.co.uk)
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School districts cutting the one thing that keeps millions of kids afloat, inside (foxnews.com)
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Powerball tickets to double in price. Odds of winning still less than getting hit by lightening (fosters.com)
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Frank Miller turns his grimdark pen to telling how a single superhero wipes out Al Qaeda. And yes, it's scheduled for release in September (io9.com)
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No Farking Duh, Dick Tracy (newsbusters.org)
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Best News (kcna.co.jp)
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[Main] Rare white buffalo born in Texas. Might be the first one seen in 200 years, since the last bisontennial (stuff.co.nz)
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[Main] Octomom hates her babbies (dailymail.co.uk)
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If anything can save Charlie Sheen, it might be baseball. Wild Thing speaks (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)
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Ryan Franklin called into manager's office to get released: Told to leave door open because of his difficulty to close anything (stltoday.com)
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A LEGO robot that makes flapjacks? Yes please (gizmodo.com)
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Weed Eater inventor whacked at 85. "He changed the way we cut grass" (boston.com)
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I guess I'll have a seat over there (avclub.com)
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Must've been a big hospital (abc27.com)
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Andy Dick must be regretting his trip to West Virginia now. Apparently, the guys don't like to be fondled (wsaz.com)
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Jim Rome plays CM Punk's epic Raw promo on his radio show and offers Punk 45 minutes to come finish it (wrestlinginc.com)
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