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Fri February 03, 2012
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[Geek]
Alien visitation is not going to happen. SLEEP. There is nothing on our planet that aliens would need. OBEY. If intelligent creatures exist on other planets they likely won't visit Earth. CONSUME
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nydailynews.com
)
(104)
[Main]
Machete wielding rapist deemed dangerous offender. You don't say?
(
torontosun.com
)
(25)
[Politics]
Republicans do not support single moms
(
businessweek.com
)
(43)
[Business]
Sorry Mario, but our profits are in $1 phone apps instead of your $50 castle
(
businessweek.com
)
(58)
[Main]
Researchers say men become nicer, kinder, more caring when a beautiful woman is nearby. Well, duh
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(129)
Thu February 02, 2012
[Politics]
Senators swarm to bill banning insider trading and play "Who's more ethical?"
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washingtonpost.com
)
(104)
[Politics]
83% of the near $18 million raised by Romney's SuperPAC was generated by just 58 donors
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dailykos.com
)
(152)
[Entertainment]
Boozehound Lindsay Lohan threatens to sue over boozehound story. Boozehound
(
tmz.com
)
(30)
[Main]
NJ power station spills 10,000 gallons of mineral oil. Hazmat teams describe the scene as "regular"
(
nj.com
)
(58)
[Geek]
The RIAA is upset that the OPEN Act isn't draconian enough
(
arstechnica.com
)
(50)
(Sum Gai)
[Main]
Chinese restaurant catches fire. Fortunately there were no injuries, as everyone had prepared for such an event by running around their cars at red lights
(
woodtv.com
)
(32)
[Politics]
Bad Hair, obviously jealous of Nice Hair, to endorse Angry Womanizer (UPDATE: Bad Hair changes mind, asks for grooming tips from Nice Hair)
(
wrcbtv.com
)
(55)
[Business]
American Airlines announces plans for bankruptcy reorganization, hopes to achieve delicate balance between angering customers and screwing employees
(
upi.com
)
(9)
[Main]
Taco Bell customers may be spending even more time on the toilet than usual (link updated)
(
uk.reuters.com
)
(81)
[Politics]
This year, Obama will run not so much on what he really did in 2009 and 2010, but more on what he wanted to do, but was stopped from doing, in 2011 and 2012
(
townhall.com
)
(55)
[Politics]
Mr. President, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new green jobs initiative sucks
(
usatoday.com
)
(50)
[Sports]
Charles Barkley: "I cannot believe how bad the NBA is." You and me both, Charles. You and me both
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content.usatoday.com
)
(73)
[Main]
Remember back in 2009 after the economy shiat the bed and the experts said Americans had learned how to be frugal again? Well, we're back to buying expensive lattes and renewing magazine subscriptions
(
mnn.com
)
(104)
(Some Guy)
[Politics]
California nearly bankrupt and will run out of money in less than two months
(
zerohedge.com
)
(119)
[Geek]
Apple to introduce the world's first $1200 iPhone
(
nydailynews.com
)
(168)
Wed February 01, 2012
(WBNS)
[Main]
Look, let's go over this one more time. If you rob someone, don't brag about it on Facebook
(
10tv.com
)
(20)
(Some Guy)
[Main]
Want a job in 2020? Become a nurse, teacher or fast food worker
(
lifeinc.today.msnbc.msn.com
)
(224)
(Red State)
[Politics]
Conservatives are completely dumbfounded at Romney's "poor" quote: "The only thing that could have made that Romney quote worse is if he ended it by laughing manically and lighting a cigar with a $100 bill"
(
redstate.com
)
(196)
[Entertainment]
Lana Del Rey did fine on "Saturday Night Live," says Lana Del Rey
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music-mix.ew.com
)
(180)
[Video]
Shiat I Say When I See Yet Another "Shiat [Some Group] Says" Video
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youtube.com
)
(22)
[Geek]
The Super Bowl is almost here, so here's Huffington Post to rain on your parade by telling you that your gametime snacks are going to kill you
(
huffingtonpost.com
)
(23)
[Entertainment]
Incredibly, there was a time when Marilyn Monroe was actually quite attractive. No. Really. It's true
(
life.time.com
)
(109)
[Geek]
KILL THE CAPS LOCK KEY... and four other modest proposals for improving the contemporary computer keyboard
(
slate.com
)
(174)
[Politics]
Do you live in Wisconsin? Did you sign the petition to recall Gov. Walker? If so, the Wisconsin Attorney General has decided just how to fix your wagon real good for ya
(
cnn.com
)
(534)
[Geek]
You are biatching about the wrong things when you read an article about science
(
io9.com
)
(16)
(Some Guy)
[Politics]
The "electability" argument is bankrupt on both philosophical and practical grounds. It destroys the party's soul and guarantees defeat
(
spectator.org
)
(104)
[Business]
Time to pull the plug
(
cnbc.com
)
(41)
[Politics]
Worried that America will embrace socialized medicine? Too late...it's already here
(
slate.com
)
(106)
[Business]
No rational person thinks Facebook is worth $100 billion. But then again, how many rational people are there left on Wall Street these days?
(
thedailybeast.com
)
(70)
[Politics]
Republican "job creators" show a great willingness to create jobs in the "Defeat Obama" industry
(
nytimes.com
)
(69)
[Main]
Good: Set meeting to balance budget. Bad: To avoid emergency state takeover. Detroit: Majority of city council doesn't bother to show up
(
freep.com
)
(48)
[Politics]
Michelle Bachmann has campaign debt. Mitt Romney has lots of money. Romney wants Bachmann's endorsement. What happens next?
(
boston.com
)
(41)
[Main]
Arab League goes before UN to plead for help in stopping Syrian govt massacring its own people. Guess which nation is putting a kibosh on any assistance
(
aljazeera.com
)
(68)
[Business]
YES
(
us.cnn.com
)
(42)
(Some Guy)
[Geek]
Scientists now able to reconstruct words from thoughts. Subject D. Curtis' experiment results reveal "sex sex beer beer sex beer boobies beer boobies sex sex boobies beer sex beer boobies sex beer boobies" occurs 500 times a minute
(
news.sciencemag.org
)
(31)
[Entertainment]
New poll names Sophia Vergara as "most desirable woman", most phallic-sounding last name in a foreign language
(
nydailynews.com
)
(62)
[Politics]
Question: What keeps Newt Gingrich going? Answer: Pure, unfettered ego
(
cnn.com
)
(38)
[Business]
Residents of Buffalo NY found to buy most lottery tickets in the nation as desperate residents try anything to escape the city
(
marketwatch.com
)
(9)
[Main]
Things not to say to same-sex couples, such as "I'm so thrilled to meet you. I was bisexual in college"
(
huffingtonpost.com
)
(185)
[Politics]
Despite rout in Florida, Gingrich vows to troll Romney all the way to the convention
(
ajc.com
)
(123)
[Politics]
Newt refuses to call Romney to congratulate him on his decisive Florida win
(
livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com
)
(65)
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