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Wed April 10, 2013
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Florida man, misses his mom, steals $75,000 worth of soup
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usnews.nbcnews.com
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"Another officer arrived and the two asked the people what they were doing. They said they were looking for a place to go fishing. The officers noted none of them had fishing gear"
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nwfdailynews.com
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County utilities department forgets that if you charge people for backflow testing, you should probably perform said tests
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mysuncoast.com
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Tue April 09, 2013
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Man arrested at Burger King for having it his way on the sidewalk
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wptv.com
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You know you're in Florida when you're reading about a skinny man in pink sunglasses rummaging through someone's garbage and it's the fourth story down on the local police blotter
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palmbeachpost.com
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News: Cleanliness or lack of it the biggest problem, but the report also included everything from a cockroach infestation to feral cats living beneath a portable building FARK: This is a school they are talking about
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wesh.com
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[Main]
Everything is for sale in Florida -- even the vase off your grave
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cfnews13.com
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[Main]
Further proof that living in a gated golf course community does not protect you from neighbors with "hold my beer and watch this" tendencies
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mysuncoast.com
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Mon April 08, 2013
[Main]
The State of Florida is Tired of Seeing Your Naughty Bits..."Revenge Porn" Bill Proposed, Makes Sharing Naked Pictures and Videos a Felony
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ibtimes.com
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William Faulkner: Acclaimed writer, Nobel Prize recipient, and damn serious about getting to the hair salon on time
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ramblingbeachcat.com
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Sun April 07, 2013
[Sports]
Marlins run out of first basemen due to multiple injuries, let random outfielders and catchers audition for job on short notice. Coach: "There's a lot more to it than running over and putting your foot on a white thing"
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miamiherald.com
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[Main]
Experts believe a water shortage could be due to people watering their lawns, but they don't know for certain
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sun-sentinel.com
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[Politics]
It's nice to know, with all the various hardships facing citizens, that two of Florida's representatives are tackling an important issue: investigating why Jay-Z and Beyoncé went to Cuba
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politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com
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Sat April 06, 2013
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When you're dancing naked in the middle of the street at 8:00 AM because you crashed your car after smoking a mix marijuana and embalming fluid, it's time to do some soul searching
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ramblingbeachcat.com
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[Main]
God threatens to kill President Obama and the entire Lee County Sheriff's Department
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usnews.nbcnews.com
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Fri April 05, 2013
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If you want to help feed the poor in Miami, you have to have the proper permits...even if you're a nun
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wjno.com
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[Main]
Man who police described as "most notorious child porn downloader they've taken into custody" looks exactly the way you think he does
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opposingviews.com
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"Son, stay in the car while I go pistol-whip that woman. Shouldn't take more than fifteen minutes"
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sun-sentinel.com
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Thu April 04, 2013
[Main]
Woman arrested for the murder of a man on I-Drive. If only he'd hidden behind a partition
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orlandosentinel.com
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[Main]
God makes himself known -- on a Goldfish cracker
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floridatoday.com
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Make your 50th bust in same city special: Man accused of swiping $1,000 of eatery's booze, found handing out shots at nearby park
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sun-sentinel.com
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[Main]
A hot shave can be very relaxing, if you don't try heating the shaving cream can on the stove
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tampabay.com
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Wed April 03, 2013
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Dispatcher: 911, what is your emergency? Caller: My phone won't call out. It says emergency numbers only
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cfnews13.com
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[Main]
Woman forged prescriptions ordered for her dead dog in order to get better drugs for herself
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sun-sentinel.com
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[Main]
When your twin boys are fighting with machetes and frying pans it's best to not interfere
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cfnews13.com
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Why waste time stealing mail from a household mailbox when you can save time by stealing the entire post office drop box?
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mysuncoast.com
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