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Sat August 24, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida (teacher) Man tells his students how, if he were a school shooter, he'd kill at least a thousand people. Says he'd include bombs packed with nails... but, don't worry, he hasn't thought about it at all
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
[Main] How a Florida boy can become a Florida man
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Fri August 23, 2019
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
[Main] Honestly, who would be so dishonest as to steal an Honest bike. Florida man, that's who
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(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
[Business] Florida Man has come full circle, gets own radio station named after him. No, seriously
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] "Golfing in Florida is just different" Especially when a 7-foot alligator strolls near your ball before you take a shot
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
[Main] What 36 holes might look like in Pasco County
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
[Discussion] What does Florida smell like? According to this candle maker, "The scents of Florida's finest citrus and a subtle undertone of bergamot give way to woody mangroves and Spanish moss finished with vanilla and amber." Give a better description, Farkers
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(Google)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Any chance of a South Florida Fark Party any time soon? (subby would drive to counties in either direction to attend)
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Thu August 22, 2019
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Don't you hate it when your depression sinks deeper and deeper, until you can no longer even ride your scooter, and it still takes four years for road crews to get around to fixing it?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] 'Nine Facts about Shark Attacks' somehow manages to miss the important 'never answer the door for a singing telegram if you're not expecting it' tip
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
[Politics] Florida School hiring retired vets with semi-automatic rifles to guard schools. Betting the next news story will involve the words "Florida Man" and how the district never saw this being a terrible idea
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida deputy shot unarmed woman and lied about it, Federal prosecutors say. On the bright side, she was not shot by the sheriff, so maybe she can get an inverted version of that Bob Marley song going
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Please note: Quibbling over the distinction between hitting someone once and "attacking" them is a moot point when you're a master of the One Punch Death Strike move
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida Man coaxes sperm from coral in laboratory, in scientific breakthrough that could save coral reefs
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Wed August 21, 2019
(NPR)
 
 
 
[Politics] Article notes that Florida could "serve as example for lawmakers considering Red Flag Laws," presumably because everyone in the state is a walking, talking red flag
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] 12-year-old bitten by shark at beach, doo doo doo doo doo
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
[Business] Lawyer: It's perfectly legal for you to grow pot at home. Narrator: It wasn't. Lawyer: Oops. What are they going to do, disbar me? Narrator: That's exactly what they did
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Cables on a slingshot ride snap just seconds before it launches. Of course, it happened in Florida and it was caught on video
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida man learns to his chagrin that the motorized scooters at Walmart have just enough battery to go about a mile away from the store
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Tue August 20, 2019
(WTSP)
 
 
 
[Main] When should 3-year-old kids start dieting, using CBD oil? According to these Parents of the Year candidates, after being diagnosed with leukemia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida man sets record after streaming Runescape for 542 hours in one month. Hard mode: Still has a girlfriend
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
[Main] Castration fetish: When the thrill of women's shoes is gone
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
[Main] "I was thinking about shooting a church up but I am afraid how it will affect my family in the flesh after I'm gone"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Florida First Lady Casey DeSantis will be unable to headline a Women for Trump rally in Tampa, because there's a killin' already booked for that day
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
[Main] If a lack of pockets in your outfit mandates you carry your crack pipe in your vagina, then maybe it's time for a wardrobe update
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
[Main] The absolute worst remake of The Highlander has to take place in Florida, of course
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
[Main] Puerto Rican women forbidden to speak Spanish in Florida clinic. "Never in my life did I think I was going to go through a situation like this one," Miranda said. Miranda meet Florida. Florida, Miranda
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Mon August 19, 2019
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] God looks after drunks, small children, and the GoPro cameras of people who die going over waterfalls, at least according to Florida Man
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] ♪ Kinka Kinkajou, where are you? I've got to go to work now / Kinka Kinkajou, where are you, and please stop biting me, ow ♪
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Bad: helicopter parents. Florida: helicopter birthday guests
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(UPI)
 
 
 
[D'awww] "You're gonna need a taller fence"
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Sun August 18, 2019
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
[Main] The latest scourge among over-concerned adults? Teenagers who drink coffee
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] A Florida firefighter was denied newly-enacted cancer benefits because ... wait for it ... he was diagnosed six months too early
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
[Politics] This jail apparently sold (very small) women's panties to billionaire inmates because of course they do
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Sat August 17, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] Dumped
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Politics] NRA says a new gun law would "keep assault rifles out of the hands of 10 year-old girls." To be clear, they don't support said law
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Fri August 16, 2019
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
[Main] Manatee deputy filmed striking inmate may face charges, dolphin retribution
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
[Main] Recently purchased $700,000 vacation home in West Palm Beach is getting attacked by "puking & shiatting vultures"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Blue Angels kerfuffle for lead lap? No worries. That'll buff right out
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida man arrested after chugging $7 bottle of wine in Walmart bathroom, amateur
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Lifeless body in topless bar
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida county commissioner receives box of "industrial-strength dildos"; The Lonely Island unavailable for comment
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] Today's "Florida Man offers ice cream to schoolchildren and then strikes a natural gas pipeline" comes to you from Hilliard, where the school mascot is impromptu nudity. Don't believe me? Google it
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
[Main] If your illegally kept pet cougar gets loose and you don't tell anyone, they will find you, and they will charge you with "failing to provide it with toys or other stimulation", among other things
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Thu August 15, 2019
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Investigation finds high school principal never taught assigned class, gave all its students As. At least she didn't have sex with any of them
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Jail medical provider, under criminal investigation for the death of inmate under their care, offers to test immediate family members for the condition they claim he died from, no doubt while holding a pinky to their mouth
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Initial market trials of Vend-A-Raccoon machines not a success with law enforcement
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
[Main] Jogging outside is great exercise. Just don't forget to put on clothes when running along a busy public roadway
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Wed August 14, 2019
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
[Main] What goes on inside Drag Queen Story Hour? A lot of Dr. Seuss for starters
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
[Main] Your alligator pool float looks soo reaaaaaagh
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